Yandere Spencer Reid heacanons because I was inspired |Part 1|
Preface: It’s hard to imagine the upstanding, moral Spencer Reid as an obsessive, compulsive lover who would do anything and everything for your love. Lucky for you, I’m here to help you imagine.
Yandere!Spencer Reid is chefs kiss. Exactly what I need (and want awooga)
Part 2 here
Part 3 here
Warning(s): Mentions of violence, stalking, kidnapping, psychological abuse, (un)willing reader (depends on if you fw this imagine), spiral into pure criminality
He is first horrified when he begins to feel the obsession or possession
When he first meets you is when he first begins to get those feelings
Tries his absolute hardest to logic his way out of it, or to control it, or to seek help
Tries his best to communicate to you as a healthy, normal person would, but he can’t help but find those thoughts creeping in again
He believes it’ll be better if you’re away from him, but his thoughts and feelings change to hardcore yearning
Knows it’s not love he’s feeling, and is potentially dangerous to you
Might spiral down into a breakdown (or a few) because of it
Will genuinely think of himself as a horrible person who thinks he can’t get help
If you try to help him he’ll vehemently decline it and will tell you it’s a bad idea
Others at the BAU try their hardest to help him, but the thoughts are still there
If Reid sees you interacting with someone who seems interested in you, his mind will implode
Will be constantly trying to justify the person’s ‘disappearance’ to himself for hours whilst alone
Will come up with the excuse that the person is dangerous to you, or has the potential to be (his calculations will be slightly skewed)
At first, he’ll ask Morgan or Hotch to help him ‘deal with’ the person, but since the person is literally innocent, they can’t do anything
He gets frustrated but brushes it off as paranoia
Spencer starts to find himself hovering near where your house is just to ‘check in’ on you to see if you’re alright
To him, he’s just being protective over you. He wants you safe
But he also knows if he springs all of his thoughts and worries on you, you’ll hate him
Whenever he thinks about you hating him he feels like he can’t breathe
He needs you to like him--love him, even
As weeks and months go by, he doesn’t fight his impulsive thoughts as much as before
Whenever you’re near, you have 100% of his attention. He barely looks away from you if you’re within his line of sight
He’s a nervous wreck when you talk
He’s scared he’ll mess up and say something that’ll fuck your friendship up
He’s not good at mincing words, so he has to carefully curate his sentences
When you smile or laugh at something he says, he feels high
When you mention someone who’s not a part of the BAU, that high disappears instantly
It’s replaced with a cold disinterest in whoever it is you’re speaking about
He tries to manipulate the conversation to see if he can pull more info out of you about the person
He takes advantage of his access to FBI equipment and software to find the person
He makes sure to cover his tracks thoroughly and will not rest until he’s sure any audit trail or history or whatever isn’t linked back to him
When he finds the person’s personal info, he finds himself ‘checking them out’
Will take walks in front of their house, or follow them
Does this for every person who’s not an overt threat
He will, however, drop whatever stalkerish shit he’s doing if you call or text him
If someone does ask you out, or you mention going on a date, or talking to a person of interest, haha
Someone’s going to die
Once Spencer gets the necessary information, he’ll stalk the person out
He might have a conversation with them, profile them, and then talk about their relationship to you
He’s more than likely not strong enough to physically overpower a person of above-average strength, but he’s got the brains to make the odds even
Will create an elaborate plan to get the person to come to him instead
Whenever he does manage to kidnap/isolate the person, he won’t kill them immediately
He’d have a genuine heart-to-heart with them
He’d say you’re his. He’ll say he’s yours, and whoever tries to take you away (be it romantically or otherwise) will be met with a steep response. He’ll say he loves you, and will do anything to be sure you’re with him, and only him
Probably kills the person by slitting their throat. A bullet is too easily identifiable
He’ll comfort you if you’re saddened by your date’s/person of interest’s disappearance
When you hug him, his entire body goes hot
He hugs you tightly (probably a bit too tight)
He verbally comforts you as best he can, and assures you you’ll go on other dates (hopefully with him)
He’ll gently rock you if you’re hugging for a long time
If you pull away first, he’ll try to keep you in the hug, but will let go if you push him away
He’ll let you sleep on him, and he’ll stare at you while you do
He’ll think to himself about how beautiful you are, and how you deserve everything, and how much you deserve him especially
He gets a lot pushier after that, especially when it comes to you getting close with others
Will physically hover closer to you
Will glower at anyone who looks at you a certain way
Will never let you privy to these thoughts and habits and behaviors of his until he’s sure you can handle/accept them
He will definitely try to gaslight you and/or emotionally manipulate you if he thought it’d make you like/trust him more
You’d trust him, most likely. He’s Spencer mf Reid, why wouldn’t you
He wouldn’t psychologically manipulate/abuse you that much, and wouldn’t physically put his hands on you unless he had to
He notices the obsessive and compulsive thoughts calm when he’s around you, so he wants you next to him almost 24/7
Gets very disenchanted and uninterested when you’re not around
The team believes him to be down bad
They think he’s a puppy in love with you and find it adorable
Will mention you often to get him engaged
Sometimes he’ll just push through a case due to the thought of seeing you after
If he gets injured on a case, his first and only thought would be his desire to not die and leave you behind. Anything else comes secondary
If you’re a mother figure, or give off ‘motherly’ vibes, that’ll make this worse
If you initiate any form of physical contact, he will beam
Literally treats you like an actual god(dess) (aside from the occasional emotional manipulation but yk)
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I don't necessarily eniteley hate Saberza. Hell, I feel bad that the line about them being siblings is about to get some people hella fucking dog piled. Because the level of vitriol they're about to catch is gonna be unnecessarily bad and for a fictional ship, at that. But, I'm not gonna lie and say I'm upset that some people are gonna stop shipping it. Cause that line was music to my fucking ears.
I hate how the ship appears 98% of the time. It's so fucking boring and such a fucking Het (Derogatory) Ship, even if they're both queer. It also appeals to the group that defangs female characters so they're the correct kind of soft for shipping.
Let, Sabine and Shin Hati be Feral Queers with each other. Want Ezra with a Wren? Tristan is right there. We can be so much more interesting and fun that the flour take of Sabezra.
I feel bad that the line about them being siblings is about to get some people hella fucking dog piled. Because the level of vitriol they're about to catch is gonna be unnecessarily bad and for a fictional ship, at that.
I truly, honestly sympathize with the Sabezra shippers and hope (a fool's hope; SW fans are the Worst™) that the fandom at least has the decency to practice the "block and ignore" and "your ship is not my ship and that's ok" policies because, like you said, it's all just make-believe crap and no reason to be an ass to people online.
But yeah, nonny, I also share your sentiment about the whole "thank fuck we dodged another boring-ass vanilla het ship"—and I don't say that out of hatred for M/F ships, but more so the absolute gut-wrenching failure on the part of professional writers to build a legitimately interesting, believable, complex (not conflicted, but complex in the sense of being fully fleshed-out, built upon something other than just raw sexual attraction) relationship between a male and female character without gutting their entire development arcs and reducing them to soppy banal cliches. (Like what you mentioned about writers "defanging" female characters to make them softer and more likeable. Yeah, that shit reeks. I'm not going to fault fanfic authors for not having unlearned this subtle-yet-deeply-ingrained flavor of misogyny yet—it's going to take a while to root out something so pervasive and insidious—but I am going to hold the professionals fully accountable for delivering egregious, sophomoric drivel and telling us it's Grade-A storytelling.)
Fantastic M/F ships can be done. Look at Pacific Rim. Literally any Hayao Miyazaki film featuring two main characters of the opposite sex.
Or maybe it's time to forget the "confirmed ship" stuff altogether and leave the entire relationship open to interpretation, like what people have been doing with Sabezra for the last nine years. (And what canon queer relationships/characters have been dealing with for decades, relegated to hints and easily-censored dialogue, keeping it "toned down" and "wholesome" to appeal to straight audiences who still hate them at the end of the day. But I digress.)
Bottom line, I think if writers spent more time focused on the story and individual characters instead of trying to set the boy up with the girl, it would do wonders for the quality of storytelling as well as preventing this caustic Pavlovian reaction we (I) are starting to have any time we're offered male/female romance onscreen. That's my opinion, anyway.
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