#quote matchup

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Bro: Hey old man, which of us is your favorite?

Grandpa: What sort of rubbish is that? I like both my proteges equally!

Bro: Cool. *walks away*

Grandpa, whispering to Mom: It’s you… and by a LOT.

#submission #source: srgrafo #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #bro strider #grandpa harley #mom lalonde #mod terezi #a real coughing baby v hydrogen bomb matchup

[orv-quotes-tournament]

ORV Quotes Tournament Round 2

Plain text:

Ch 551: The Eternity and Epilogue (Complete): ⸢There are three ways to survive in a ruined world.⸥ … ⸢I’ve forgotten a few by now. However, one thing’s for certain.⸥ … ⸢And that is, the you reading these words will get to survive.⸥ ⸢This story is for just that one reader.⸥

Ch 535: Author's Words, IV: The man who came to her 1863rd regression turn. The man who she wanted to see again. The detestable man with his own brand of ass-kissing. The man who lied really easily. The man who she enjoyed being around, since they could lie about something together and snicker among themselves. The man, who didn't remember her.

Ch 256: Entrance as a Character, II: [The constellation 'Demon King of Salvation' is looking at you.] It was a star that never appeared in the last two rounds. Then why? Yoo Joonghyuk felt like the star had been there for a long time. Yoo Joonghyuk declared, "Get lost, Kim Dokja." Then one of the stars in the sky really went out. “...Kim Dokja?" There was no answer from Kim Dokja.

#here u go have ur yoohankim poll #this is actually such an insane matchup im losing my mind #orv quotes tournament #orv spoilers #orv novel spoilers #orv #kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Vivec: Hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day.

Crassius Curio: *taking notes*

#never expected this matchup but here we sre #vivec #tribunal #almsivi #crassius curio #house hlaalu #vivec city #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect morrowind quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #Morrowind #the elder scrolls iii: morrowind #source: tumblr

[creepsinthedark]

Headcanons of my headcanons? Yes.

Mating ritual headcanons + who you'd be paired with based on your zodiac!

• Once you turn 17, slender will require you to be mated.

• Being mated with someone is equivalent to marriage.. sorta.

• All the unmated are dressed in robes the color of their aura, and are paired together based on their auras and their souls compatability during the ceremony.

• An unmated person can challenge someone in a mated pair for their mate, and they must accept the challenge.

• It's usually a death match but over the centuries people have developed other ways, though since they're all mentally ill serial murders deathmatch is most common.

• People can switch mates if they believe they've found a better suiter- though it isn't recommended and must be approved by The Operator himself. (And may come with penalty or consequence)

•Once people are mated, they can choose to stay in their original proxy group or they can join a new one with their mate and another mated pair.

•All mated pairs have unique symbols to show they're a pair.

• Some have matching brands, scars, rings, necklaces, bracelets, or even tattoos.

• Can change over time depending g on how serious you are about your mate.

Aries- Would be paired with Judge angels or Bloody painter.

Taurus- Would be paired with Clockwork or Masky.

Gemini- Would be paired with Jane the Killer or Puppeteer.

Cancer- Would be paired with Toby Rogers or Suicide Sadie.

Leo- Would be paired with Jeff the Killer or Nightmare Ally.

Virgo- Would be paired with Jason the Toymaker or Candy Cane.

Libra- Would be paired with BEN DROWNED or Kate the Chaser.

Scorpio- Would be paired with Eyeless Jack or Nina the Killer.

Sagittarius- Would be paired up with X virus or Rainbow factory.

Capricorn- Would be paired up with Homicidal Liu or Nemisis.

Pieces- Would be paired with Hoodie or Janet the Silent.

Aquarius- Would be paired with Dr. Smiley or Laughing Jill.

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta matchup #creepypasta oc #liu woods #marble hornets #masky #ticci toby headcanons #ticci toby x reader #tim wright #laughing jack #eyeless jack #ben drowned #jeff the killer #jane the killer #clockwork #nightmare alley #hoodie #masky x reader

[fuckyeahheartstrikers]

I know in the Heartstrikers books there’s a lot of emphasis on how Chelsie (and Felicity) takes after her mother (“reeks of Bethesda,” as per Fenghuang), and i know how they're narrative foils to each other and all, but let’s take a moment to appreciate the similarities between Bethesda and BOB?!

Look at this shit. This makes me insane.

Bethesda being initially underestimated by her father and brothers before she successfully staged her coup, and Bob being fully embraced by Bethesda as her seer only to then ultimately betray her too?

NOT TO MENTION ONLY THEY HAVE RAINBOW FEATHERS?!??

Plus with Amelia being in the “starter clutch” and lacking the green eyes, this means Bob is the first child to truly look like Bethesda.(well, since the rest of his clutch died)

Like mother, like son.

#i mean each of bethesdas children both embody and grow beyond different aspects of her #you could find examples in from david and ian to julius and amelia #because mommy issues is what defines this series #but the ‘there’s the fear’ quote matchup??? #wtf? aaaaaaaaaa #anyways love this series #brohomir heartstriker #bethesda heartstriker #heartstrikers #heartstriker series #rachel aaron #nice dragons finish last

[mrs-hader]

guys I showed my friend the Vogelcheck Sketches tonight and WE WERE CACKLING. I love bill sm. sm. SM.

#bill hader #bill hader is so hot please #billhaderedit #bill hader snl #bill hader quotes #saturday night live #barry #bill hader wallpaper #barry hbo #snl #barry berkman #barry block #barryedit #bill hader x reader #richie tozier #andy samberg #bill hader matchup #john mulaney #stefon snl #billinbarry

[youngjellyfishbasement]

Jake ✧ War & Peace [2 days before my b-day]  Andrei Nikolayevich Bolkonsky (Russian: Андрей Николаевич Болконский)  

“Forgive me,” said Prince Andrei, “but you’re so young, and I’ve already experienced so much of this life. I fear for you. You don’t know yourself.”             Natasha listened with concentrated attention, trying to understand the meaning of his words, and not understanding. “Hard as this year that postpones my happiness will be for me,” Prince Andrei went on, “during this time you will test yourself. I ask you to make me happy in a year; but you’re free: our engagement will remain a secret, and if you become convinced that you don’t love me, or that you love ...” Prince Andrei said with an unnatural smile. “Why are you saying this?” Natasha interrupted him. “You know I’ve loved you from the very day you first came to Otradnoe,” she said, firmly convinced that she was speaking the truth.

#enhypen #enhypen messy moodboard #enhypen matchup #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen incorrect quotes #enhypen fluff #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fake texts #enhypen jake #enhypen jake x reader #enhypen jake x you #jake smut #jake icons #jake x you #jake messy layouts #jake moodboard #enhypen moodboard #jake #jake scenarios #jake imagines #jake aesthetic #enhypen aesthetic #aesthetic moodboard #mb #moodboard #soft moodboard #white moodboard #brown moodboard #kpop

[bestgrishaversequotes]

OFFICIAL LIST OF QUOTES FOR THE TOURNAMENT (under the cut)

if any of these quotes catch your eye, please feel free to submit propaganda!! not all of the quotes here were submissions, I picked out fandom faves that didn't get submitted plus one or two personal favourites, so if you see your favourite quote here go ahead and rant in my inbox about why you love it!!

all propaganda will be published with the polls

quotes crossed out have been eliminated; quotes in bold are still in the tournament!

Hug the goat, shut the hell up

He knew the look of a man defending his home with nothing but a rock in his hand

What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men

I'm sorry it took me so long to see you, Alina. But I see you now

Make me your villain

She's everything, you dumb son of a bitch

Because I am a pretty thing and a soldier all the same

Anything worth doing always starts as a bad idea

You're my flag. You're my nation

When people say impossible, they usually mean improbable

I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret

I know metal

I am not ruined. I am ruination

I make it a policy never to seduce anyone prettier than I am

That's weakness. That's a man afraid

They had an ordinary life, full of ordinary things

Joost had two problems: the moon and his moustache

We'll be kings and queens, Inej

My darling Inej, treasure of my heart

Matthias was dreaming again. Dreaming of her

What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true

I protect my investments

My Wraith would counsel mercy

My ghost won't associate with your ghost

I'm going to pay someone to burn my kruge for me

What bound them together?

We could wake them up

No. Not just girls

I have been made to protect you. Only in death will I be kept from this oath

Stay in Ketterdam. Stay with me

I will have you without armour, Kaz Brekker

I would come for you

Meeting you was a disaster

This action will have no echo

I recommend a cane

We do not take orders from Kerch street rats with dubious haircuts

This was the kiss he'd been waiting for

Someone I didn't want to lose

I'm right here, Father

When the world owed you nothing, you demanded something of it anyway

I can read to him

How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?

Is my tie straight?

Call me Grisha. Call me zowa. Call me death, if you like

Yuri Vedenen, if you upset my wife again, I will kill you where you stand

Why did it matter to him what became of Ravka?

A king never kneels, brother

My ruthless Zoya, I'll load the gun myself

Because I'm fairly certain I'm hallucinating, and in my dreams you're much nicer

But she was already a queen

You are strong enough to survive the fall

It had the unfortunate effect of making him want to untie it

You list off atrocities as though I'm meant to feel shame for them

Maybe the gift of being human is that we do not give up

I loved him and he loved me

Because I am greedy for the sight of you

There is nothing in it worth loving

As my friend, as my general, as my bride

This is what love does

I will leave this world on a hammer blow

Then I will love her from my grave

None of this had been fated; none of it foretold

I will always seek to make it summer for you

#the initial matchups will be randomised!! #and if you don't recognise some of these quotes: don't worry‚ in the tournament each quote will have a longer passage surrounding it #these are just the short versions #grishaverse #six of crows #shadow and bone #mayhem talks #updates

[blueberry-pride]

Another Round, Another Toast!

Blueberry Pride will be hosting another follower event. This time around we're going to celebrate over 1K followers just after celebrating 800+ followers just last month. Starting from (April 1- 20, 2023)

THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE OVERWHELMING SUPPORT. Each day I still get new likes and new followers and it fills me with joy <3 There's nothing too grand going in this event as I'm still working on the previous requests making sure I take my time to give them them all the love and effort they deserve. (and also because I'm drowning with college work and commissions)

This event will mostly be about you guys getting to know me, I may not post a lot but here are some of my socials where you can find me. I'm more than happy to chat about TWST or any other stuff you'd like to ask me about.

JP TWST: UJ9Cu4rX

Name: BerryEli

Rank: 90 (Profile pic is Leona's Tamashina Mina groovy card heheh)

Discord: MeMesElise#7609

Introducing Blueberry's TWST OC!

Not only do I edit and write stuff...I draw! I've been getting good and comfy with this artstyle for quite a while, so here!

Want to know more about her lore and trivia? Click here!

Ever wondered on which of the seven dorms you'd be sorted into? Just tell me about yourself, your interests, likes, etc. and let Blueberry be your dark mirror! Note: N/A

Curious about me? just sent me message down into my box. Wanna know about my favorite TWST guy? (besides Leona *coughs* *coughs*), Wanna know the story of how I got into TWST? ask away~ or... if you wanna ask about my OC Rhea, go on right ahead! (Roleplay as other OCs or as the NRC guys are accepted)

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twstファンアート #twst edit #twst wonderland #follower event #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #twst dorm leaders #dorm matchups #twst x reader #twst quotes

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 Sexyman Poll Round 1 - Information and Matchup List

HOW DOES THIS WORK? At the beginning of each round all contenders are randomized into a list. Why? Because I like randomizing things and it's sexier than brackets. The first poll is going to be 1 day long because I didn't know about the 1 week option but the second round might be longer depending on how this goes. WHAT ABOUT BG3? I want to give the characters from the original two games space to shine and you and I both know the second BG3 is in the mix this turns into an Astarion sweep. Besides I'd kind of like to hold off on doing a BG3 poll until we have the full game. I'M JUST HERE FOR THE QUOTES DAMMIT!

No problem! All sexyman poll-related posts are tagged with both "baldur's gate sexyman poll 2023" and "not a quote" so they can easily be filtered out and you can get back to giggling at incorrect quotes.

Hope y'all have fun with this!

Matchup list is below and you can just scroll down farther to get to the polls - they're right below this post. ROUND 1 MATCHUP LIST:

Kivan vs. Shar-Teel Dosan

Glint Gardnersonson vs. Neera

Sarevok Anchev vs. Mazzy Fentan

Xzar vs. Branwen

Noober vs. Cespenar

Keldorn Firecam vs. Jan Jansen

Dorn Il-Khan vs. Bodhi

Solaufein vs. Jon Irenicus

Anomen Delryn vs. Edwin Odesseiron

M'khiin Grubdoubler vs. Valygar Corthala

Clara vs. Yoshimo

Duke Eltan vs. Amelyssan the Blackhearted

Skie Silvershield vs. Voghiln the Mighty

Nalia De'Arnise vs. Tiax

Saemon Havarian vs. Gaelan Bayle

Quayle vs. Wilson the Bear

Garrick vs. The Spectator

Eldoth Kron vs. Haer'Dalis

Biff the Understudy vs. Alora

Caelar Argent vs. Hexxat

Tamoko vs. Boo

Dynaheir vs. Faldorn

Coran vs. Viconia de Vir

Cernd vs. Phaere

Rasaad yn Bashir vs. Korgan Bloodaxe

Safana vs. Aerie

Imoen vs. Baeloth Barrityl

Xan of Evereska vs. Captain Schael Corwin

Jaheira vs. Kagain

Montaron vs. Raelis Shai

Minsc vs. Ajantis Ilvastarr

Yeslick Orothiar vs. Khalid

Results will be posted tomorrow evening or sometime on Tuesday depending on how busy I am.

#baldur's gate sexyman poll 2023 #baldur's gate #not a quote #matchup list

[spaceagebachelormann]

𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆!

#mars writing 🧈 - my writing

mutuals name + emoji - me talking to my friends!!

#mars matchups 🧈 - my response to matchup requests

#marlees presentations - me making random little presentations

#mar makes an incorrect quote - incorrect quotes

#marlees most random thoughts - random little thoughts i have

#mars book reports - me talking about books i’ve read

#marlee the glue gobbler - my talks about inedible things i’ve eaten

#marlees ocs - my ocs

#marlee begging for asks - me begging for requests

#mars saves 🧈 - other shit

#mars important stuff ☹️☹️ - announcements or things that are important

#mars silly little mutuals &lt;3 - my favourite people ever

#mars lovely cretins &lt;3 - my emoji anons!!

#mars lovely anons &lt;3 - my regular anons

#[🌙] - mars gn posts - my goodnight posts!!

#kotlc!! 🦢👁 - me talking about kotlc

#!! 🔭 space 🪐☄️!! - me talking abt space

#!! scooby 🚙🐕 !! - usually just random screamining over scooby doo

#grishaverse!! ♠️🔪 - me talking about the grishaverse

#mars fic recs <3 - favourite writings!!

#dex (marlees version) 🌷 - random dex dizznee ramblings

#rizznees (marlees version) 🤍 - random ramblings about the dizznee family

#ziggy fucking screams 🌷 - random nonsense, usually in all caps

#mars writing 🧈 #mars matchups 🧈 #mars saves 🧈 #marlee the glue gobbler #marlees ocs #marlees most random thoughts #marlees presentations #marlee begging for asks #mars book reports #mar makes an incorrect quote #[🌙] mars gn posts #marlee organization <3 #mars lovely anons <3

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: 1’V3 S41D 1T B3FOR3 4ND 1’LL S4Y 1T 4G41N, V4T1C4N C1TY SHOULD B3 FORC3D TO P4RT1C1P4T3 1N 3UROV1S1ON

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #mod terezi #every matchup needs a heel to hate on #they'd flop so bad and it would be great

[orv-quotes-tournament]

ORV Quotes Tournament Round 2

Plain text:

Ch 234: Swindler, II: Yoo Joonghyuk looked at me like I was mentally ill. "Kim Dokja! Don't say anything else!" Of course, I kept talking.

Ch 181: Unable to be Eaten, III: 「 Kim Dok ja is an i diot. 」 (Plain text: [Kim Dokja is an idiot.]. The misspellings represent the voice of the Fourth Wall)

#this matchup delights me actually #dokja being so fucking dumb #orv quotes tournament #orv #orv spoilers #orv novel spoilers #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk

[dax-enfinity]

Nico: You saved me! Why?

Toby: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

#incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta matchup #creepypasta fandom #heroes of olympus #incorrect pjo quotes #ticci toby x nico di angelo #nico di angelo x ticci toby #toby x nico #nico x toby #ticci toby #nico di angelo #nicoby #nico and the creepypastas #crackpairing

[creepsinthedark]

Living In Slendermans realm headcanons

● The mansion isn't big enough for everyone, so there's a small town where all the proxies live.

●The town has weapon stores, a grocery store, and believe it or not a small school for younger proxies just to teach them basic literacy skills, medical skills, learning anatomy and of course everyone's favorite, P.E.

●P.E isn't like the kind you'd kind at a normal school, it's designed for each proxy to boost stamina, strength and of course technique with the weapon of their choice.

●Many children, children of victims, become proxies and pastas depending on who was doing the mission.

●Some of the people who take children and make them proxies and pastas are:

○ Homicidal Liu

○ Eyeless Jack

○ Toby Rogers

○ Kate the Chaser

○ Laughing Jill

○ Tim

● Jeff murders children whenever he gets the chance, he loves while they weep and gasp for air as their blood smears all over his hands and hoodie.

●Laughing Jack is a menace to society but a damn good chef.

● BEN may be a 12 year old but hes seen a lot and loves his weed.

● A lot of them like drugs actually.

● Mostly weed and coke.

● Tim and Jeff do heroine.

● Tim is occasional, Jeff is a few times a week.

● Everyone who lives in town is woken by a deep siren that comes through speakers in the middle of town.

● Most proxies have severe mental illness, bipolar disorder being the most common.

● Every year there's a mating ceremony for the proxies and pastas of age, The Operator pairs up singles with each other.

● Every couple is required to produce or adopt one child, so the Operator has more people serving him.

● The reason The Operator has these rules is because he needs to compensate for the amount of proxies and pastas killed off by Zalgo's men each year.

● Jeff gave himself a mohawk once.. it looked ridiculous.

● Random, bloody appendages all over town.

● Tim gets into a lot of fights with other proxy group leaders at the bar.

● Tim, Brian, Toby and Kate are a highly respected group.

● Tim and Brian have mates, Toby and Kate are going to the next ceremony.

● Toby and Clockwork fight constantly, I'm talking full on with weapons.

● Jeff usually acts as ref as a crowd appears and watches.

Let me know if y'all want part 2!

#creepypasta matchup #ticci toby x reader #liu woods #tim wright #masky #marble hornets #ticci toby headcanons #creepypasta oc #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta incorrect quotes

[paranormal-pajama-phantom]

Hi hello! May I request a ship?:)

My name is Xena and I’m 5’5, INTJ-T and I go by any pronouns and Omni :)). I’m a Libra / September baby. I’m Latine and have wavy brown hair that barely go past my shoulders, brown eyes and olive skin(I tan pretty quick in the summer too if that’s important) and I’m mid size (full thighs&ass and bit of chub on my stomach & round-ish cheeks) my cheeks are naturally pink too, I wear small square glasses, and my main clothing style is normally a loose crop top, jeans and a hoodie around my waist

I would say my personality is a mix depending on the person. I love to help people as much as I can but I tend to put myself second because of it. With new people I’m very sweet and polite because I’d hate to have a bad impression. But once I’m used to someone I’m very loud and lively. I can be a bit cocky but I love to tease. With people I dislike I try to civil but René to ignore them especially if they’re very discriminatory or think too highly of themselves & puts others down. But with my s/o I can be very affectionate (it’s just I’m sometimes embarrassed to do so 🥲) I hate the feeling of being lonely or to be excluded. I’m very physical with my loved ones, I enjoy to give out hugs, link arms or hold hands with them. Prepping/teasing my s/o kisses is also up there :)). My hobbies are writing fics, drawing or doing a small project when it comes to mind. In my academics I’m really good with physics and maths, and English is one of my top five classes, idk something about numbers and writing makes me feel calm for pet-name i do like the simple ones like “love, sweetie, honey, my sweet, lovely” as I’d call them “mi amor, bebe, cariño”

(If you can do the Marvel that would be awesome also my pref can be anyone so & it might not be important but my type are sweet nerds keireodirhdj:))

hehe sweet nerds you sawy seems like you're a perfect match for

..................❣🕷SPIDER MAN🕷❣.................

         General headcanons🕸

Literally never forgets when you’re birthday is and probably spends the whole month of august planning for your birthday in september 

He likes to play with your hair when he gets bored 

He’ll even brush it if you let him 

Since you said you tan pretty quickly he will force you to put on sunscreen so you don’t burn >:( 

Probably steals your hoodies

Pls cuddle with him he is touch starved

Date Headcanons🌠

Cozy at home dates! 

He’ll set up his kitchen with some candles and start preparing whatever foods you like

He’ll also string up some LED lights to make it even better

Don’t be surprised if he also puts on soft music in the background

Peter is very cheesy :3 

But he just wants to give you the perfect date!

Romantic headcanons💓

If Peter notices that you’re embarrassed he’ll usually make the first move and wrap his arm around you or kiss you

Peter’s go to nickname is usually ‘sweetie’ and he’ll basically replace your name with it 

If he ever thinks you’re neglecting yourself to take care of other people he’ll usually step in and gently let you know

Peter literally will always include you and rarely goes anywhere without you 

Can and will be your emotional support puppy in trying times 

Please don’t tease him, he will die

Height headcanons✨

I headcanons him to be about 5'7 so while he isn't towering over you he's still a few inches taller than you

uses this to his advantage to become big spoon

He enjoys the subtle height difference when he's hold your hand

Bonus round🎉

If you ever decide to draw Peter/Spiderman and he comes across it he’ll literally just start freezing up and blushing, overall just acting flustered and confused. But deep down it makes him feel good about himself because he inspired you to create something so wonderful. Same thing goes with fics

Incorrect quote🫧 (Just for funsies)

Peter Parker: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Peter Parker: Fruits that do live up to their names? Peter Parker: Orange.

Thank you for waiting so long! I know it took me a while but hopefully it was worth it <3

Come back soon! 💌

#matchups #avengers #marvel #spiderman #spiderman matchup #x reader #mcu #marvel hcs #peter parker #peter parker x reader #headcanons #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #spiderman incorrect quotes