#snape incorrect quotes

[394halfbloodprince]

*2 year old Severus bringing a ‘potion’ of dead bugs, worms, random sticks, mud, leaves, dirt, etc. that he found outside and mixed together to his mother*

Eileen: …

Seveurs: mother don’t just stare at it. Eat it.

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[depressed-sugar-baby]

Severus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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[severussnapemylove]

(Looking at a list of Order members names)

Y/N; “Wait, for real? (looks at Sirius) Sirius Orion Black? Your initials are S.O.B? So you’re a son of a bitch by name and by nature.”

Severus; (chokes on his drink)

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[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Snape: what

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[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

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[wybiebat]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. anyways heres a doodle i made a while ago, based off this

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[sayssnape]

mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?

snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

mcgonagall: well, do you?

snape:

snape: yeah, hang on.

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[iamnmbr3]

Dumbledore: so anyway in the end harry has to die

Snape: wtf

Dumbledore: don't act so shocked lol

Snape: this is super messed up!

Dumbledore: do you actually care about him tho?

Snape: no not really lol

Harry: One day I will name my child after these two people.

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

This is canon

Severus Snape: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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[alwaysthehbp]

Snape: I think you should play the role of my father.

Albus: I don’t want to be your father.

Snape: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

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[394halfbloodprince]

Severus: I love being dramatic because why would you ever deal with any emotion in a logical way when you could have the option of absolutely losing your mind

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[worldofwolfstar]

Sirius: Time for plan F

Remus: Don’t you mean plan B?

Sirius: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Lily: What about plan D?

Sirius: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Remus: And what about plan E?

James: We’re hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Severus: I like plan E

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[severussnapemylove]

Y/N; “I make out with Severus? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess."

Y/N; “I grab his ass? Doesn't care. But if I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable.”

Y/N; "Why does simple affection break him?"

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry, to Snape, 5th year, after a failed Occlumency class: Oh yeah, sure, let's blame the teenager that nobody tells nothing for everything! I'm sure it makes total sense! Oh and I'm suppose to let adults handle everything while I just sit and twirl my thumbs, right?! Well, news flash, I'm the one Voldemort is after! I can't let the adults handle that when I have a psycho after me since I was fucking born! So forgive me if I have a hard time "erasing my thoughts" or whatever bullshit! Snape: Snape: Lily, if you're possessing your son, please go and scream at Dumbledore next Harry: Harry: You know what? I might just do that!

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[that-bitch-kat3]

lily: I can belive you cursed snape!

james: you weren’t there lil! you didn’t hear what he said to me!

lily: what did he say to you?!?

james: he said and i quote, “what are you gonna do? curse me?”

lily:

james:

sirius, from out of nowhere: valid

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[depressed-sugar-baby]

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

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