#squad two

[x-authorship-x]

Can't stop thinking about some sort of Actor AU with Shisui reading for the first time the script of his death and having a whole reaction like, "THAT'S how I die? What?? Suicide, seriously??" talking with Itachi about how terribly written the scene is and arguing that there are so many more ways of him to die better than this! In ways that would make more sense for his character! And Itachi listens to it all while nodding because yeah, Shisui's completely right

*holds your hands and spins you in a circle* ANON, I LOVE AN ACTOR AU!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

this is all so accurate lmao you know that picture from the script reading for game of thrones???

That's the room when shisui yeets himself over the cliff and leaves Itachi's child actor standing there, eye in hand, looking like a whole ass murderer lmao

Okay but can we also imagine an Actors AU for my HOPE AU? Like I'm sorry I'll never leave that series alone but can we talk about this chaos?!

Bonus points if:

shisui being originally his character's stunt double and then something happens and the actor pulls out so Shisui is thrown the script and absolutely kills it (like that story about how Harrison Ford was the carpenter hanging the door when Lucas was running Star Wars auditions etc etc)

Inoichi's actor bringing in his own daughter to play Ino because she's an absolute force of nature

Sasuke's actor is actually played by Shisui's actor's little brother and it's this running joke that he likes Itachi's actor so much more 😂 (ino's actor taking insult to this and wanting her dad to take shisui home with them for real)

Itachi's mother is actually mikoto's actress who was the ideal casting but wouldn't let her son, who did adverts and stuff as a child model, attend the set without her... She makes filming a bit of a nightmare

Kakashi goes full Robert Patterson and starts wildly lying in interviews, his character was supposed to be way more intimidating, like a proper military hardass, but this is what you get when you cast an indie actor who proceeds to wear the strangest face coverings to all promotions (including a paper bag with cut out eyes to "preserve Kakashi's modesty") (the mask was also the actors idea, citing it was mysterious and dehumanising to his character... Only to later reveal it's because he didn't want to take his lipring out)

Kisame spends about 6 hours in hair and makeup every morning and he has to wear one of those huge cgi suits to make him taller (like Beast in live action beauty and the beast) and the struggle to take him seriously is REAL

Kana the crow... Is this huge green lump that shisui has to talk to so seriously, like a bull machine, and Akira is this stuffed green puppet lmao Kakashi please stop doing a David Attenborough commentary impression off camera

Danzo's actor was a huge heartthrob when he was younger and everyone who recognises him is both impressed and horrified at the transformation

Fugaku's actor becomes a meme for being photographed at several rallies standing off with police only to get cast as a Shinobi cop 😂

Sarutobi's actor is the guy they ALWAYS cast to play Old Wise Man (no one is quite sure what he did before he was old enough for these roles)

Tenzo's actor is a famous singer and this is his - very unexpected - breakout role and his fans almost break the barrier at the red carpet when he walks out

Like c'mon this is just 🤌🤌🤌 to me ✨

#torship #torship talks #ask #anon #actor au #naruto actor au #hope au #hope au actor au #shisui #Inoichi #ino #sasuke #itachi #mikoto #fugaku #squad two #kakashi #tenzo #genma #raidou #not #no tomorrow #udb #until dawn breaks

[spielzeugkaiser]

How it started-

How it's going!! They are a family and I am!!! also draw the hug you want to see in the show but they are forgiven because them meeting in brokilon was still soooo tender my HEART-

#the witcher season 3 #the witcher #geralt of rivia #geraskier #jaskier #the witcher spoilers #(at least discussed in the text) #they've come such a long way and I'm still sitting here like 🥺🥺🥺 #man if you think of the timeline (which is so whack) Geralt and Jaskier have SEEN things #they have been going on for more than twenty years #they are FAMILY and that gets me so bad and I'll draw the whole squad probably tomorrow but!! look at them #somehow the end of season 3 is everything I wanted from season 1 when it came to those two because it had some S1 vibes again with the duo! #but it was so much more heartfelt and tender and not even an ounce of Geralt being seemingly annoyed of Jaskier just- #clenches fist #I'm so basic for still loving them so much but I simply do and will never stop 😔 #but I gotta say I loved the yenralt this season too I can finally see it and it was very sweet at times

[shelleysbysshe]

Please remember that Contessa Guiccioli, Byron's lover while he was in Ravenna, wrote her Recollections of Lord Byron after he died and these are some of the chapters:

#“Lord Byron's marriage and its consequences” #lmao she wrote two chapters on his melancholy #Lord Byron #Romanticism #Poetry #Romanticism shitpost #English Literature #Literature #The romantics #geneva squad

[yabakuboi]

Robin has a love-hate relationship with Steve-and-Eddie. Love, because those are her best friends and her best friends are in love with each other and they never leave her out of anything. Hate, because sometimes she wishes they would because she keeps accidentally third-wheeling herself.

She doesn't hate it that much though, if she's honest. It's just fun to complain, especially because it riles the both of them up.

But right now, she's being quiet so she can witness one of her secretly-favorite Steve-and-Eddie rituals—of which there are many, but this one is silly and endearing.

It starts like this:

The waitress sets down their drinks, lemonade for Robin, coca-cola for Steve, and a cherry soda for Eddie.

"Don't you dare," Eddie says, even as Steve reaches for Eddie's drink, slipping his straw in next to Eddie's and slurping obnoxiously. Eddie doesn't even pretend to stop him anymore. "Unbelievable."

"I just want to taste it!"

"You could just get a whole glass of it! All for yourself!!"

"It's too sweet, I don't want a whole glass."

"What, so you think you can just help yourself to mine?"

Steve's grin is far too smug, even for Robin, even when Steve slides it to her so she can take a sip. Steve is right, it is really too sweet and she wrinkles her nose, but it's worth it for the offended gasp Eddie makes when she slides it back to him.

The diner is their favorite, because everyone who works there has given up on understanding their weird dynamic: Robin and Steve squished into on side of the booth while Eddie's spread out on the other, Robin making gagging noises whenever Steve brushes against her, even though they never sit in any other configuration. The staff has long since stopped asking which of them was her boyfriend, and that's perfect for her.

Besides, she knows that under the table, Steve and Eddie have their ankles locked together like the disgusting love-sick dorks that they are.

The Steve-and-Eddie show continues when their meals come out. Chicken fingers and fries for Steve because he's an actual child, and breakfast for dinner for Eddie because he likes to be contrary. And then the real performance begins.

They "fight" over the ketchup bottle, which really means that Eddie picks it up and Steve snatches it out of his hands—only for Steve to spread it over Eddie's scrambled eggs (gross) for him before he adds a disgusting amount to his own basket.

Eddie makes a game of stealing Steve's fries when he thinks he isn't looking (Steve is, he's tallying each one up in his head, Robin knows this because she's doing it too), and when he finally "catches" Eddie in the act, he steals Eddie's last piece of bacon—the one that's sat untouched for the last five minutes for this very reason.

Then, Eddie's "forcing" Steve to try his grits, like he does every time, and game eats a spoonful of it, every time, and then complains at length how much he hates it (and he actually does hate it, the texture is just not for him, Robin knows because it's the same for her too).

And then they do the worst, most disgusting thing ever: they split the pancake in half. Without fail. Without argument. Every time.

Robin, slurping on her strawberry milk shake that she will NEVER share with anyone ever, thinks that stupid pancake is like the symbol of their love or something. Sh's sure if they weren't in public, they'd be feeding it to each other.

"What?" They say it in unison, and Robin hates when they do that to her.

(Eddie complains about it right back at her, because she and Steve do the same thing to him all the time. They should blame Steve, since he's the common denominator, but he just looks so pleased about them both that they can't rag on him for it, so Eddie remains Robin's sworn enemy and vice versa.)

"What what?" she sneers at them, voice quiet. "You two are disgusting, it's like you're making out right in front of me right now."

"What are you, homophobic?" Eddie hisses back, just as quiet. "I'm in love with your best friend, Buckley. I'm making out with him in front of you for the rest of your life."

"Ugh! I hate you so much."

"Right back at you."

And then they start kicking at each other beneath the table, no doubt catching Steve's ankles in the crossfire. He doesn't tell them to stop though, and Robin can see that pleased, sappy smile on his stupid face out of the corner of her eye, so she lands an exceptionally harsh blow to Eddie's shin in retaliation for making her best friend so happy. He digs his heel into her toes in return.

#steddie #steddie fic #this was originally meant for a steddie love month prompt but i missed posting it up LOL #when will i write steddie without robin??? never #their three musketeer-ism is so important to me #they probably fight over her for best man at their wedding #and they are joint best man at her's #the robin eddie rivalry for steve's love but also they are steve protection squad and steve gossip mongers and steve hecklers #steve 'affection-starved' harrington absolutely thriving having two ppl obsessed with him rn #my fic #dribble drabble #my steddies

[chiricat]

seeing double

#souyo #yu narukami #souji seta #yosuke hanamura #persona #persona 4 #p4 #akitoya #aoyagi touya #shinonome akito #vbs #vivid bad squad #colorful stage #prsk #prsk fa #project sekai #cat’s art #hi guys i made another stupid crossover #aibous x 4 #anyways a good thing that happened is that i picked up two volumes of the p4 manga… #sogabe-san i love you forever for making yu (and everyone) so pretty

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Bye, Father! I’m going on my date with Harry now!

Lucius: Just a minute! Which font do you like better, Draco? The left or the right one? Personally, I adore the left one, it really shows the elegance in yours and Potter’s names. However, your mother prefers the right one.

Draco: …is that a wedding invitation?

Lucius: Yes! We should be prepared!

Draco: Father, it’s our first date, Harry’s not going to propose to me!

Lucius: Not going to propose? Then why the hell have I been listening to you talk about Potter on and on for the last 15 years?

#drarry #lucius: get married or i’ll get you two married rn #incorrect drarry quotes #do not repost #daddiesdrarry on instagram #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect harry potter quotes #drarry squad #drarry gang #incorrect hp #harry x draco #lucius malfoy #lucissa #draco x harry #harry potter x draco malfoy #drarry textpost #drarry imagines #drarry ship #hp ships #hp imagine #hp text post #hp #hp fandom #incorrect hp quotes #hpdm

[lucdoodle]

#scarecrow #riddler #jonathan crane #edward nigma #the scarecrow #the riddler #the dork squad #harvey dent #two face #batman #dc #myart

[back-in-a-bit]

i'm just imagining what it must have been like being havoc in that hospital room after the Lust fight. like, you've just discovered homunculi exist and that your ex(?) girlfriend was one, and then she stabbed you. you're still processing that one because you know in a creeping realisation sort of way that it's Really Bad. meanwhile your CO who also got stabbed but proceeded to Burn Himself Alive in order to save your life, his life and everyone else's lives (by k wording your girlfriend) is in the bed next to yours.

and you're just laying there, listening as your coworker, who's the most steady, level headed person you know, confesses to your CO that she heard he was dead and just. had a complete and utter breakdown. just gave up utterly on life and was ready to let the homunculus kill her dead. because she wasn't willing to go on living if your CO wasn't alive. like, what do you even do with that?

oh yeah, and as you're laying there real quiet pretending you don't exist, your CO's response to this is basically "ok don't do it again." i mean really, what do you even do with that???

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #roy mustang #jean havoc #riza hawkeye #royai #kind of #all i'm saying is havoc was having a Day my lads #you cannot tell me mustang's squad didn't know what was up between those two when riza's out here spilling the beans in front of poor havoc #she even references it later after havoc and mustang fight and she talks to havoc

[mizuena-dreams]

I’m gonna be honest I think they’ve given up on trying to portray these two as anything but romantic partners

(for the record. an moved closer to kohane while kohane blushed during this exchange)

#an shiraishi #kohane azusawa #kohane asuzawa #vbs #ankoha #anhane #mizuki akiyama #project sekai #sekaiposting #proseka #ensekai #this is from part two of mizuki’s birthday card side story btw #vivid bad squad #vivids

[altheadajoysoul]

Cheer Up Tickles >>>>

!!!NSFW/KINK/BLANK/NON-TK BLOGS DNI PLEASE!!!

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((Reblogs give me 🧡motivation and serotonin💜))

MORE TK ART FROM ME???? FINALLY?????? REAL???!!!??!????!?!?!?!?!?

ANYWAY THE LEE!VINCE GRIND DOESN'T STOP 💪💪💪 SHOUTOUT TO MY MOOTS ON DISCORD WHO'VE BEEN CONTINUOUSLY SCREAMING WITH ME ABOUT HIM HAKGNAOFN

Edit: oml how is this post still getting notes 👁👁 (tysm for liking my silly little tk comic about my silly little OCs HSJGJSHFH)

#Anyway proceeds to come back from my grave with a whole ass tk comic heueue im so sorry being a graduating student gets really busy hsjgjsfd #Love how the poses came out with this one #i still have no idea how the head angle of the first page came out decent on the first try. like no joke hsjgjsjgj #but my fav detail of this whole thing is the hand holding at the end jsjgisogisjf like- #hand holding during tickles >>>>> #esp in a platonic sense too (which this one is btw) #basically affection /pos #i am (not) sorry to anyone with ticklish tummies out there 🙏 Just cope with the butterflies and tingles for now okieee? <3 /j #tickle #tickling #tickle art #my art #my ocs #oc tickles #Vince Ticone #Third Satiro #soul squad #i love these two sm your honor i love their dynamic sm they are so precious I hope nothing bad happens to hem #them* #(totally not foreshadowing canon events hahahaha-- 👁👁💦)

[x-authorship-x]

I didn't know i was capable of missing a fictional character until i found out about Shisui anyways

You ever just think about the chaos that would happen if adult! Shisui (around the current time of hope au) and kid! Shisui (just recently started working with Inoichi) got temporarily swapped in their times?

Like the squad goofing off only for one of Raidou's practice seals going off wrong and suddenly a very awkward group of anbu find themselves having to take care of little kid Shisui who is tiny, recently traumatized, doesn't technically know or trust them, and has yet to truly be properly socialized outside of his clan and then on the other side you have adult Shisui being thrown back to a time Danzo is still around without any of his friends/family/allies and having an unknown, limited time frame to try and change things

I've only just seen this ask (😅) but omg

Older!Shisui would only be a few years younger than Inoichi so that would be deeply hilarious because Inoichi has only just started to realise that he's gotta actually, you know, commit to being healthier and being a stable adult role model (parent) and then BAM! This full grown Uchiha, claiming to be his student, starts ripping into Konoha and dragging Inoichi along like he's not insane???? An Uchiha who knows waaaaay too much about Inoichi's Clan secrets and his horribly complicated relationship with his family and (Inoichi, in the future, fit very well with the "boiled frog" analogy. He didn't quite realise, until in hindsight, how deep into the bullshit Shisui had dragged him as they grew together. It's, ah, a shock😂) also lmao Minato is still alive, so is Kushina, Kakashi is a moody little shit and he's so unbelievably angry that this cheerful random Uchiha came up to him and scuffed him like a (naughty puppy) seasoned Hatake 😂

MEANWHILE-

Genma, drunk off his tits, slams his hand down on Raidou's notebook before throwing it at a laughing Shisui's head: and then, hahahaha, I said- OH SHIT!

Genin!Shisui, appearing in a poof of smoke to find himself in the middle of a bar at 1am:

Squad Two: DID YOU JUST SHRINK?? I DIDNT KNOW UCHIHA COULD DO THAT-! (Raidou: 🤡💩, Genma: 🤩🤣, Tenzo: 😧😶‍🌫️, Kakashi: 🥴📸)

Genin!Shisui: w-where is Inoichi-sensei?! We're on a mission, Jounin-san, what happened???

SQ2: oh shit, GET AN ADULT

Inoichi, upon seeing Genin!Shisui: 😭✨😭✨ oh fuck i forgot how cute you were, cmere and let me cuddle you oh god I can't believe I didn't tell you I loved you for too long and look at your little feet and you can't even carry Akira yet can you oh god- *clutching Shisui to his chest*

Ino, the same age but an inch taller than her nii-san: ✨MY✨TURN✨TO✨BE✨IN✨CHARGE✨

Genin!Shisui: everyone got really tall and really emotional...

#anon this is a glorious glorious idea #torship #torship talks #ask #anon #shisui #hope au #naruto #squad Two #kakashi #genma #raidou #tenzo #inoichi #ino #ino imouto shisui nii #inoichi dad and shisui son #genin jounin age swap au

[tothepointofinsanity]

Opinion detected, agent dispatched.

#don't even ask. #i will be consistent in my colouring of sayaka this time #ttpoiart #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #magical girl #pmmm #pmmm sayaka #sayaka miki #pre-grief syndrome #mahou shoujo madoka magica #cruelty squad #Cruelty Squad game #silly posting #this was initially supposed to be one of those edgy mirror introspection art pieces #but then the squiggles were giving CS and i went “well why not” #sometimes not every opportunity should be taken #shout out to my two followers who know CS and Pmmm

[whollyjoly]

i was viscerally reminded of backwards ball cap!buck in jinx (4x06) and this demanded to be made

#i made this in like two minutes so now you all have to see it too #i love him your honor #AND GUESS WHAT!!! THIS IS CANON!!!!! #BI BUCK IS CANON!!!!! #still not over it actually #bi buck #evan buckley #911 abc #911 on abc #clown car support squad #y'all really enable my insanity and this is the outcome #idk whether to say thank you or your welcome or im sorry #em's memes #guess i gotta add this to the masterlist #sigh #mine

[see-arcane]

Van Helsing: “Mina you should not be involved any further for safety’s sake—“

Jonathan, thinking: Yes, she shouldn’t be put in Dracula’s reach, good good good—

Van Helsing: “—helpful as you’ve been every step of the way, you do still have a chronic case of Being a Girl and so cannot be trusted to keep up with us men and our man-work.”

Jonathan, personal heroes including Mina, Scheherazade, and Mina again, grinding his teeth into dust: …That Is. :) A Way to Frame It. :)

#there’s also the social caste element in play I think #yes the Harkers have been instrumental #but they don’t have the numbers and resources on VH and the Suitor Squad do #likewise their general standing #quick friends or not; the Harkers feel they have to bite their tongues now (and in ensuing scenes) when the social more wedge gets driven #between them ~for their own good~ #even so #you know these two are chafing #not looking forward to the next few days… #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #jonathan harker #abraham van helsing #mina harker

[chiricat]

“…and that’s why i want to be by your side, no matter what, an-chan!”

#anhane #ankoha #vivid bad squad #vbs #prsk #prsk fa #project sekai #cat’s art #shinonome akito #aoyagi touya #akitoya #colorful stage #akitoya cameo LMAO #for anhane week 2023 #day two: confession #toya voice wow azusawa san looks happy! i think she figured it out #akito voice great can i Please order now

[agrebel18]

friendly reminder that the hexsquad was initiated because of three kids of color who found love and acceptance in each other after being considered ‘freaks’ especially adding that they all got mistreaten by the very limiting school system

#and they’re all VERY neurodivergent coded people (luz more than the other two but still) #and luz and Willow are canonically queer plus I think Gus is too #i love amity and hunter ESPECIALLY after they joined the squad but I’m feeling the nostalgia right now #anyways. their friendship means so much to me <3 #I’m missing them right now #willow park #luz noceda #gus porter #hexsquad #hextrio #toh #the owl house #og hexsquad