when i say jealousy is my favourite trope i don’t mean the ‘if i can’t have you no one can’ type i mean the ‘PLEASE love me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’ pathetic wet cat type
Imagine a celebrity interview where the interviewer and the interviewee are (secretly?) together and the interviewer says “ok, we have time for just one more question today” and the interviewee says “hit me with it” and then the interviewer gets down on one knee and pops the question
Behind every disaster gay couples there’s always a short level-headed,angry, 100% tired girlboss (or a girlfail in disguise) who keeps everything in check whenever their divorce made it into everyone’s problem. And behind every girlboss is their emotional support bimbo who make sure their partner didnt explode for dealing with that said gay couple shit. This is my favorite ot4
new fav ship dynamic “I want to stop killing for you but it’s so fucking hard. I’m trying I’m really trying but there’s just so much hate and frustration and love inside me and I never learned how to deal with any of these feelings so I end up killing everyone who evokes any emotions within me. It’s all I know and I want to change, for you. but I don’t know how and I’m afraid I will kill you before I can figure this out. Please don’t make me kill you, please let me have you stay alive to see me succeed.”