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ifconfusionwasaperson · 1 year

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James and Regulus arguing over who's quidditch jumper Lily should wear.

You'd think the answer to this would be, Lily wears Regulus one, and Regulus wears James one. Or vise versa. But James refuses to be close to slytherin colours, and Regulus won't go near anything gryffindor related. (he is dating two gryffindors)

Lily is the common ground. James begs her not to betray her house, Regulus counters with saying she'd look beautiful in green. They're all fucking insane.

#I love them so much #Like i've been sat thinking about this it makes me smile #Jegulily #james potter #the marauders #sirius black #james & peter & remus & sirius #harry potter #remus lupin #the marauders era #peter pettigrew #the marauders era headcanon #the marauders headcanon #regulus black x lily evans #Regulus black #Lily evans

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hebla-18 · 2 years

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If you ask Regulus, he doesn't have any complexes with his height that prevents him from flirting with his boyfriend.

(but yes, Regulus has a complex with his height and he can't solve it in any way, but he refuses to accept it -like Sirius did-)

Regulus: what is that to measure less than the other boys of my age? I hate my 1 meter with 78 centimeters, I want the 1 meter with 88 centimeters of Evan or the Greengrass!

Regulus: fucking genetics

Evan: "genetic shit" gave you fucking gray eyes.

Regulus: But I didn't want these stupid gray eyes... I wanted to be tall!

Barty: -embarrassed- I like that you're short and have gray eyes...

#bartylus #incorrect the marauders era quotes #incorrect quotes bartylus #evan rosier #barty crouch x regulus black #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #slytherin #bartemius crouch jr #barty crouch jr #harry potter #the marauders era #the noble and most ancient house of black #black family #black family genetic #evan shipped bartylus #the marauders era headcanon #headcanons #regulus black headcanons

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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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macaulaytwins · 10 months

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part 2

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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Gay Panic?

First year:

James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.

Sirius, shocked: You can do that?

James: Yeah, I reckon so.

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Second year:

Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.

James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.

Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.

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Third year:

Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?

James: Girls, right? You mean girls?

Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.

James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.

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Fourth year:

Remus: So…I'm gay.

Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!

James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!

Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.

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Fifth year:

Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?

James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?

Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?

James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.

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Sixth year:

Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?

James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.

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Seventh year:

Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.

James: Well FUCK what am I, then?

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redadidassneakers · 11 days

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

#the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #marauders headcanon #remus lupin #casanova of gryffindor tower #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #wolfstar #peter pettigrew #mary mcdonald #lily evans #barty crouch junior

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siriuslygay1981 · 6 months

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Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

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isabel-lillah · 13 days

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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jaioes · 6 months

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Mornings

My first larger piece in a little while! Also my first wolfstar piece in ages!

referenced from the amazing photographer Meg allen !!

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n0blefl0wer · 6 months

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James refuses to pay for spotify premium, so he uses regulus’ account. One day, reggie shuffles his liked songs and it goes from Rachmaninoff’s Trio Élégiaque No. 1 to Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani.

It is this incident that made regulus pay for James to get his own account

#marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #jegulus fic #jegulus headcanon

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nyxstherapy · 6 months

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*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

#james is the standard #this happened i was reg's phone #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #harry potter #headcanon #inccorect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #gryffindor #slytherin #james potter #regulus black #james x regulus #starchaser #jegulus #jegulus headcanon #pandora lovegood

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ifconfusionwasaperson · 1 year

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This whole "James Potter is stupid" Agenda some people have started gotta stop

Lily and James were literally academic rivals to lovers idc fight me in this one. They were so nerdy. They'd catch each other in the corridors like "What did u get on that test?" James would sit on his bed all night studying and annoying his peers because he "had to beat Lily in Charms" and Lily all the same would be in the libary all weekend because she "has to drag Potter in transfig"

That man was a sporty athletic nerd who everyone thought was a stupid himbo.

#James Potter #james potter #the marauders #sirius black #james & peter & remus & sirius #harry potter #remus lupin #the marauders era #peter pettigrew #the marauders era headcanon #the marauders headcanon #Jily #Lily evans #James potter stupid

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myriadparacosm · 24 days

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James and Sirius would sometimes disappear for a few days and sometimes a whole week together, for 'bonding time' with barely any informations. They kiss their boyfriends goodbyes because they aren't animals but they have happened to suddenly leave as if they both got struck by the need at the same time.

Remus and Regulus never really complain about that co-dependence of theirs since they always come back in one piece, without dragging troubles, so they also take the time for themselves. Of course they miss them but they rarely leave for long so it's fine.

Apparently they do many different things during their 'bonding times' but they only discover the truth when Remus and Regulus decide to take a walk through Muggle London, chatting about books and joking that their boyfriends have anniversaries like couples, when they see James and Padfoot winning the first prize of Crufts, the largest dog competition in the world, on the TV of the cafe they stopped by.

Sirius and James first applied as a joke but they took it personnaly when Padfoot lost against some b*tch.

#hp marauders #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders era #marauders headcanon #myriadparacosm

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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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rosekillerbf · 3 months

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"Sirius' patronus is padfoot." no no you are wrong actually.

Sirius' patronus is a small, slender cat. It's fussy and pretends to scratch him every so often. The cat looks like it's partway between being a kitten and a fully grown cat. Sirius will never know that his patronus has a counterpart.

Regulus will know.

#marauders #the marauders #marauders era #regulus black #sirius black #I like to tear my own heart out sometimes #the black brothers #black brothers angst #marauders headcanon #marauders angst #patronus #patronus headcanons are kinda my specialty atp

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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months

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Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.

Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.

Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.

Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”

And Remus just fucking sobbing.

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