#total simp for these hotties

[dracoxsworld]

Protection. - Draco Malfoy x Reader

Warnings: Bro Draco gets angry. Cursing, mentions of assault (does not go into detail at all), please read with caution! Also Oral (f receiving) And fingering bc Draco is a SIMP!

a/n: You guys this took like 2 and a half days to write.. It's 2,396 words. please don't let it flop :') Anyway I hope you're all good and safe. Happy weekend! Whoop Whoop!!

You begged Draco to agree to you two going to the slytherin ball. “Y/n, you know I’m not a social person. I’m already around those bloody people enough in class.”

“Draco please.” you begged, batting your eyelashes. Draco pursed his lips, and exhaled through his nose. “Fine.” a reluctant Draco responded. You giggle with excitement, clapping your hands. You quickly get up on your tip-toes to kiss him on his cheek. Draco gives a small smile, but you can tell he regretted his decision. “I’m gonna go get ready.” You beamed.

You slipped on a very short, dark green dress. It was a bishop sleeved dress, with a cut out above your stomach, with a knot tying the fabric together. You put on dark grey tights, and black heels. You smoothed the dress down your waist, and smiled in the mirror. Draco came into the bedroom, and leaned in the doorframe. You didn’t notice him for a moment, not until he spoke. “Melvins beard.” He muttered. You turned around, facing him and smiled. “Do you like it?” you implored him.

“Like it? You look..ravishing.” Draco purrs. He walks closer to you, his big hands settle on your waist. He started you up and down as if his eyes were glued to you. “You know,” you began. “You look quite sharp yourself.” Draco was wearing his all black suit, with the Slytherin pendent on the left side of his chest, glimmering in the candle light in your bedroom.

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You and Draco arrived to the ballroom. Everyone in your house had already arrived, all in their own cliques talking with drinks in their hand, presumably pumpkin juice. Draco has his hand in your waist, nodding to his Quidditch team members. Some of them, happened to lay eyes on you. You assumed Draco had noticed their eyes of hunger for his girl, because he mumbled something about hexing them before they can even think about their next practice.

You spot your friends, Daphne Greengrass with Pansy Parkinson. “Draco, I’m gonna go say hi to the girls, okay?” You announced. Draco looked down on you with concern. “Y/N, I don’t know if that’s a good idea.” Draco expressed, his eyes now gazing the crowd full of Slytherins, mostly observing the male classmates. You huffed. “I can handle myself, Draco.” You begged. “Fine. But stay where I can see you.” Draco grumbled. “You sound like my dad.” You muttered back to him as you were walking away.

You tap Daphne on the shoulder, she turned around and gasped. “Look at the hottie of the night!” she beamed at you. Pansy smiled and gave you a small wave, which you returned. You and the girls gossiped about peers, specifically about who they were with, or, more importantly; the ones who arrived alone. That's when Daphne's eyes land on Theodore Nott.

"I've heard interesting things about him, Theodore." Daphne noted. "Yeah? Like what?" Pansy questioned Daphne. "Just that he can be very manipulative, almost like he puts a spell on everyone he talks to," Daphne replied. You tilted your head in curiosity at Daphne. "A spell?" You prodded. Daphne nodded in response. "Nobody has ever said 'no' to him, I don't think he knows what it means." Daphne said in a shudder. "Not a good dude. I mean, I know us Slytherin's don't have an exactly shiny reputation; but that's not what I personally stand for." Daphne asserted. You and Pansy nodded in agreeance. You took a moment to look for Draco; you seemed to be in a very interesting conversation with Blaise Zabini. You smiled at the sight of Draco actually enjoying himself. "Shall we go get drinks?" Pansy suggested. You and Daphne nodded, and you all went to the bar.

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It was about 30 minutes into your totally-not-spiked pumpkin juice, Daphne and Pansy went off to the restroom, when you felt a tap on your shoulder. You turned around and jolted in your seat as you noticed who it was. Theodore Nott. He smiled at you, it was a sour smile. Not friendly or genuine. Mischief was behind it. "Theodore, is it?" You proceeded cautiously. "My my, I am surely worthy if someone like you knows my name." Theodore said maliciously. "Well, that depends of the reason." You snapped back, turning around towards your drink, your back now facing him. Almost immediately, Theodore gripped the bottom of your seat and spun you back around. "Excuse me!" You cautioned, as you were gripping the bottom of your seat to steady yourself, they landed on top of Theodore's, who took it as an opportunity to roughly grasp them. You try to pull away, but his grip doesn't weaken. "Hands off!" You spat, struggling out of his grip, he finally lets go, trying to not cause a scene. "Y/N, I always, always get what I want, you know." Theodore said with a tone of confidence. You rolled your eyes. "Not from me, I already have someone, thanks." You replied. Theodore chuckled. "That excuse won't keep me from you, doll."

"I'm not your doll," you hissed.

"Then who do you belong to?" He questioned. "I would like to know who my competition is."

"Draco Malfoy, and don't bother. You don't even compare, 'doll'". You mocked. Theodore's eyes grew dark. "Now, baby, you're getting on my nerves. You'll regret getting on my nerves. I'm sure you've heard that too." Theodore threatened. You reach for your wand, that's tucked into your sleeve, but Theodore catches your hand. "Now now, let's not make a scene. Just come with me quietly and there won't be any trouble." He stated, tightening his grip. You winced in pain, your eyes dart around the room, attempting to find your silver-haired hero. But he's no where to be seen. Theodore smiles, "He's not here to save you, hon."

"Doesn't matter, I'm not going with you." Your provoked. Theodore brings out his wand, and points it underneath your chin. "You want a bet?" He chuckles. Poison fumes from his mouth, your eyes fill up with tears. How were you going to get out of this one? "What you hear from me is true. And, you've pissed me off. The thing is, nobody knows what happens when you piss me off," Theodore warned, leaning closer to your face. You smell cigarettes off of his breath. "Most aren't able to tell anyone what's happened to them, love."

"Now, be a good girl and come with me." You reluctantly got up from your seat as he guided you to the exit, moving his wand towards the bottom of your back, in the middle, where no one can see. You almost make it to the exit, tears falling down your cheeks. Why isn't anyone noticing? Theodore's grip gets tighter and tighter as you get closer to the door. Then, like a miracle, Draco appears, seemingly out of nowhere. Relief washes over your body. "I believe she arrived with me." He growled. Veins along his arm were popping, his face was redder than you've ever seen. His sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. Everyone around you turned around in your direction, gasping, trying to hide behind each other. You try to run up to him but Theodore pulls you back, putting the wand back to your temple. "Don't you dare, she'll get it, I promise you." Theodore swore. Draco withdrew his wand. "Draco, don't!" You cried. "Yes, Draco" Theodore mocked your cry for your lover. "Listen to your slut." He said with poison on his tongue. "You've got a nasty one, Malfoy. I have to teach her respect. "

"You bastard." Draco cursed, lowering his wand slowly. "I'll take care of you without magic," Draco grumbled. Before you could even realize what happened, Daphne and Pansy came up behind Theodore, each girl on each side grip his arms and hold him in place. "What the bloody hell?!" Theodore stammered. "Petrificus Totalus!" Pansy exclaims., wand pointing at Theodore. In an instant, Theodore's body petrifies, and falls to the floor, you fly forward from his body almost falling on you. Theodore, paralyzed other than his eyes, is unable to say a word. Draco's arms wrap around you instantly. You've never been so grateful to be in his arms, you sob into his black suit, not caring of what those around you think. "I am so sorry I let you out of my sight," Draco said into your hair, starting to sob. "It's not your fault Draco, I wondered off, I-" "No." Draco interrupted. "It's his fault."

Draco walked up to Theodore's stiff body. He balled up his fist, each finger had a silver ring. He swung his fist that then collided into Theodore's fist. "Magic or not, I'll fucking kill you!" Draco spat at him, continuously swinging his fists at Theodore's face. You, Pansy and Daphne pull him off, he's huffing and puffing. Theodore was almost unrecognizable. Black, blue, and red. Same for Draco's knuckles. "This sick son of a bitch isn't worth it, Malfoy." Daphne said calmingly, gazing at Theodore's condition. "Y/N, are you okay?" Pansy asked concerningly, checking if you were hurt. You nodded your head gratefully, giving them both a hug and "thank you's". "Let's leave." You begged him. Draco stood still for a second, debating if he should attempt to wack Theodore again, Theodore's eyes were full of fear. Draco leans down to him. "Now you know what it's like to be someone's bitch." He mocked. He stood back up, held out his hand for yours. "Are you ready, love?" He asked lovingly. You nodded, and took his hand. You could hear a pin drop in the ball room. You nodded, "Yes, please."

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You and Draco made it up to your dorm room. You quietly made it to your bed, and sat down. your wrapped your arms around yourself. Draco looked at you apologetically. "Draco.." You began. "I am so happy things turned out the way they did, but," You looked up at him, but you were blinded by tears. "What if they didn't?" Draco took a deep breath, and came to sit down by you, wrapping his strong around you, pulling you close to him. "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I am so sorry, Y/N. I shouldn't have lost you, I can't forgive myself, I won't. I don't want to." He mumbled. He looked at you, tears forming in his silver eyes. "I love, you y/n. I am so sorry." Draco sniffled out. "I wanted to kill him. I wanted to end his life." Draco admitted. You nodded in understanding, and fiddled with your wand. After a moment, you flicked your wand at your door. "Muffliato," You commanded. Blue aura spreads out from your wand, and travels across your dorm room walls.

Draco looks at you with curiosity, but welcomes you when you straddle him, wrapping your legs around his waist, and your arms around his neck. "Draco.." You said softly. "He laid his hands on me," You choked out, starting to get upset again. You cleared your throat after a moment. "I want your touch." Draco's eyes widened. "Are you sure? After tonight I-" "Please" You interrupted, still softly. He gave you a soft smile before passionately kissing you, he wrapped one arm around your waist, the other traveling up your thigh, under your dress. You hummed in pleasure, and he smirked in the kiss.

The kiss slowly got more intense as you both settled yourself completely on your bed, you still on top of him. Draco pulled your dress up over your shoulders and head. "You're so beautiful, Y/N." Draco whispered to you, cupping your face in his large hands. "You're so important to me, I need to protect you better." You kissed him softly again, not wanting him to make himself feel even more guilty. The kiss becomes more intense again, but more quickly this time.

His tongue brushed against your bottom lip asking for permission to enter, which you granted. Draco's hands were simultaneously roaming your body, feeling every curve and surface. He got to the middle of your thighs causing you to moan in the kiss, which encouraged him more. He began inching towards your panties, which were wet, rubbing his fingers along the soaked fabric. "Draco, please." You moaned out in desperation. He looked at you and nodded. "I'll spoil you this time without teasing, love." Draco said, full with lust. He laid you back, and ducked his head to be in between your legs. He took your lace panties off with his teeth, teasingly slow. "Draco, you promised!" You said with frustration. Draco quickly finished taking them off, went went back to between your legs, right in front of your heat. You felt his tongue on your wet and needy bud. You moan his name, gripping his previously neat and smoothed back hair. His tongue go in circles, nice and slow. Perfect amount of pressure you needed. You feel his finger slowly tease your entrance. His finger slowly slides in, earning another moan from you. He pumps his one finger in and out of you while pleasuring your now swollen bud with his tongue. "Dray, I'm close" You moan out. "Come on baby, cum for me." Draco praised. Two fingers now, pumping even faster. His tongue assaulting your bud. His curled fingers are hitting your g-spot perfectly.

You begin to see stars, your legs are shaking. He keeps going somehow faster, when It feels impossible. You moan his name louder. Thank Merlin you casted that spell, you think. You feel the knot in your stomach grow. "Come on baby, cum on my face" Draco murmurs from between your legs, into your pussy. That was it. You finally released your juices. Draco licked every drop up, you squirm and buck your hips up and down from the overstimulation. Draco eventually comes back up to you, kissing your lips, and your forehead. You yawn, and your eyelids feel extremely heavy. "Your turn, you smirk up at him while he's holding himself over you. He chuckles softly. "Nah, babydoll. We can have that in the morning. You need some sleep." He says lovingly. You try to protest, but Draco already has you snuggled up to his chest.

The night ended on a good note, and you were just grateful to have Draco Malfoy. Very grateful indeed.

#draco x reader smut #draco fic #draco angst #draco lucius malfoy #draco fanfiction #draco imagine #draco malfoy x y/n #draco malfoy x reader fluff #draco malfoy x reader smut #draco malfoy smut #draco x y/n #draco malfoy #harry potter masterlist #harry potter fandom #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter fanfic smut

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

La Squadra and how they manage to survive the summer because...you guessed it, they are too poor and Diavolo won't give them a break lol 🤣🤣

Risotto ✂️: steal all the fans in the lair

He's the boss so he has all the rights to gather the fans around him. Being so pale also is a curse for him cause he doesn't tan...he becomes la Pimpa's cousin ( la pimpa is a red and white dog from a children's book if you don't know)

No matter how much sunscreen he puts on, the sun will burn him either way...so he prefers to stay inside sorrounded by his lil army of windy electronic slaves.

No one dares to say anything to him, a mad risotto means ouchies for the others.

Prosciutto 🍖: Circolo Arci lifestyle

This sicilian hottie ( benny stop simping for Gucci's sake!!) Has way too much class to let the summer's heat wave reduce him to an ameba!

So in all his years of experience he found the perfect place to hide during the warmest days: the local Circolo Arci's bar! He will go there around 13 pm and stay till 19:30, where he'll either watch tv or play cards with the senior citizens who also came to seek refuge from the heat wave.

Call him old, but at least he can enjoy the air conditioning system as much as he wants, even if that means loose at Briscola every single time.

Formaggio 🧀: I'm not an alcoholic, i'm a sommelier

Formaggio, being the king of drinks, will make cold cocktails for everyone...but especially for himself.

Using Little Feet he'll also shrink so he can lay on the ice cubes and enjoy the freshness till he can, even swimming in a cold glass of Gin Lemon!! Illuso one time found him using a lemon slice as a floatie.

After a long, tiring, hot day there's nothing better than the cheese man famous Negroni Sbagliato; but watch out for the ice...he may have layed there commando previously, just ask for the ones in the freezer, just in case..

Melone 🍈: decency? What's that?

You guessed it, this tuscan weirdo will literally walk around his apartment totally naked with the windows open; he won't absolutely care about the screams of the neighbours or that someone might call the police, IS TOO HOT TO BOTHER!!

If he lived closer to tuscany he would have escaped to Follonica a loooong time ago, but since he has to stay nearby ( and honestly he hates Napoli's beach ) for the missions he just cosplay as Adam inside his own house.

He has to put stickers notes on the fridge to remember to get dressed before gljng out tho, one time he forgot and his neighbour screamed so loud she cracked a window...

Illuso 🔎: local swimming pool diva

Sun hat? Check! Versace swimsuit? Check! Will to ruin everybody elses fun time? C H E C K~

Illuso is the person you DON'T wanna have to deal with at your local swimming pool area: he is loud, snarky, will make children cry, be a karen to the staff...JUST CAUSE HE IS BORED!!

You'll see him coming looking like an italian Barbie malibu, and once he decides he wants your spot in the pool, he'll make everything in his power to make you leave...

Luckily summer only last 3 months...

Ghiaccio 🧊: the lucky b*tch

His stand it's his blessing during the summer, White Album automatically regulates his body temperature so he is never too hot or too cold! The lucky b*stard smirks and walk around the lair not breaking a sweat!!

He will wear only a pair of light sweatpants, chug a beer and snicker " Why so bothered? Is not THAT hot ahahahah!!"

Either that or he'll go train early in the morning like gym bro he is, some say he'll even whistle while doing push ups.

Ghiaccio doesn't like summer, but he likes seeing people miserable soooo...it is what it is

#jojo part 5 #la squadra #la squadra headcanons #benny writes #summer time #i want a popsicle so bad #is too hot today #jjba risotto #jjba prosciutto #jjba formaggio #jjba illuso #jjba melone #jjba ghiaccio

[sotwk]

Tumblr may not want this ask to go through, but I’m determined to fuel your Eomer Simping Disease at all costs and will not be stopped. So let me suggest, for no reason at all, Eomer getting so agitated over his love interest that he jumps into a lake Mr-Darcy style, only to emerge with his hair dripping wet and his very thin undershirt clinging scandalously to his torso

You know, just in case you need any ideas for your fics or anything. No pressure 😁

Behold everyone--my number one Enabler. <3 Always coming through with the gasoline to throw in my fires. XD

*grabs notepad and makes the list* Wet Eomer, Wet Clothes Eomer, Shirtless Eomer... man my next fics are gonna be, um, wet. (Teehee)

Gonna say with total honesty that I actually already had all of these planned between my two Eomer fic WIPs. Because, you know, great minds think alike.

The Wet Hottie Trope is exactly why I love this Extended Edition scene so much (damn you theatrical version cuts!). And this is exactly what fanfiction is for, to give the people more of what they need and crave! Fanfic writers to the rescue!

#eomer #eomer x reader #eomer fanfiction #mutuals simp together #the simping continues #eomer simping disease #sotwk answers

[ur-frndly-neighborhood-memer1]

THE REAL REASON WHY PEOPLE LOVE DRACO MALFOY!

Man! I can swear that if these toxic Harry Potter fans were old enough to read A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) they would totally worship Joffrey Baratheon :D

Imagine being a young girl, reading a fantasy book and then you're introduced to a bad boy who has blonde hair and grey eyes. So you're likely to portray him like this on your mind:

Yeah, he is a bully, just like all dreamy Wattpad boys. So he is totally a boyfriend material for the main girl of the story. Like, if Wattpad has Vini Uehara, Harry Potter fandom has Draco Malfoy!

Yeah yeah, the boy might be racist and constantly despising people for their blood status, and yeah, he might be insulting and abusing them as well, and also proudly follows a racist terrorist who is trying to commit genocide…

But it's all because Draco's dad was bad :(

It's not his fault that his abusive daddy (even though we have never seen him abusing his son) and mean mommy (even though she clearly loved him sm) raised him this way! Stop blaming the victim you heartless jerks!😡🤬

LOOK AT THIS POOR, ABUSED BABY!

That's why fandom is thirsty for- sorry, I mean rooting for Draco Malfoy.

ThE bOy WhO hAd No ChOiCe!!!

(More like "the boy who had plenty of choices but he chose the bad with his own freewill" but anyhoo)

Oh also, Draco is supposed to be much more handsome than Harry and Ron even though there was only 1 or 2 people who fancied him while there was at least a dozen of girls who fangirled Harry and blah blah blah…

So, the hottie- sorry, I mean Draco definitely looked like Sean O'Pry even though his appearance wasn't described as attractive or particularly good looking but whatever…

(Certainly not unrealistic and romanticized Draco arts, right? :)

Lastly, it was totally Draco who should have been with Hermione, not loser- sorry, I mean Ron😒

Hermione is a good girl, and therefore it's her duty to redeem Draco. Why? Duh! Because that's how all spicy Wattpad love tropes work!😏

The kind-hearted main girl has to sacrifice her own psychological wellbeing and emotional needs in order to “fix" the bad boy. It's the single most important responsibility of Watty girls after all😂

But hold up there! Draco wasn't actually bad because he was HaNdSoMe!!!!! Okayyy?

Being the Leonardo DiCaprio of Harry Potter universe is Draco's redeeming quality. That's why he deserved Hermione more than Ron or anyone else😌

And of course, Hermione is a mindless object who can't have her own decides. So fandom totally has every right to question/criticize her love interests, right?

As the main girl, Hermione is supposed to choose the rich and charismatic bad boy, not the poor but the funny, kind and caring boy who always tries to make her happy and keep her safe.

Because this is how cliche love stories go...

And this is why some bipolar fools simp Draco Malfoy so much even though he didn't display any clear signs of kindness or compassion.

So my short answer why some toxic fans are so into Malfoy is likely because of their interest in "Alfa Men" (we can simply diagnose them with Stockholm syndrome lol)

#harry potter fandom #draco x hermione #draco malfoy #hp fandom #ron x hermione #Harry Potter #Hermione Granger #ron weasley #dramione #anti draco malfoy #anti dramione

[haikyuuwaifu]

Ch.2

Genre: Humor

Warnings: Swearing, Izuku Slander always

MASTERLIST

GET A JOB KIDDO

-As much as Y/n LOVES being a #materialgorl, she also likes keeping busy. Fun fact, but Y/n lives in Dabi’s pent house. A few boyfriends previously found Y/n on the street cause the guy she was seeing was a total dickface. Uraraka can respect a sexy man, and she knows Y/n would simp for her boss for the rest of her natural born life if she ever laid eyes on him. Izuku is trying to gate keep his hottie thotties and the girls WILL NOT stand for it. Y/n doesn’t like Dabi’s shop. It’s not Dabi or rumi, it’s the multitude of women that show up screaming and creaming all the time. 

-Y/n will NEVER work with Iida. He’s shut down 7 of her favorite places to eat. Iida has never done an inspection at Kitchen Hell. No one has because they’re afraid of Bakugo. However, when inspectors go as guests, they have nothing to worry about. Bakugo’s restaurant is in top shape at all times. Uraraka had a REALLY dramatic emo phase in high school. Y/n has loads of photos for her amusement as well as blackmail.

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#heartbreak anniversary #bnha smau #smau #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #bnha #bnha scenarios #bnha fanfiction #bnha x reader #bnha x female reader #bakugo x female reader

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Hello lovely 🥰I love your writing, your literally my favorite

As a fellow kai and dabi simp I was wondering if you could do a scenario where reader has a quirk that heals (for example if reader got stabbed they would heal and it will look like nothing happened within like 5 seconds) and both boys grew an interest in them( not sure if kai would want to remove that quirk since its still a disease)

Its totally cool if you dont want to , I just thought it would be kinda awsome to see how both hotties would react or feel about an S/O with that kinda quirk 😃

Mixed feelings about it.

Honestly? He is quite enchanted with you and actually thinks that your quirk just fits based on how he see you. Sweet and caring despite being in love with a villain and actually helping the group of people he got in.

But still. He thinks that is not good for you the same time. Why? Because he claims to himself that people will take advantage of you.

He will incinerate anyone who takes advantage of you and your kindness.

Despite you two not yet being together, he would always grumble next to you how you should be more carefull since the world is kinda fucked up even if you help someone.

Fell in love with you the moment he saw you, coming back to the hideout once later than usual... explaining to Shigaraki that you had to help a kid who fell and broke their arm.

Despite being a villain you were just so sweet and his heart clenched hard on his chest.

Sweetness and a caring personality yet at the same time chaotic with him? He is in love.

Actually stubborn when it comes the time when you have to help him since he insist he is fine.

"I am alive so far so I can't take care of this just fine with some bandages-"

"Don't come with this bullshit with me Touya." You glared once at him as you made use of your quirk.

He shut his smart ass mouth pretty quick after that.

But when is you the one who get hurt? Lord have mercy.

This guy will not spare the life of the responsible for this and will be scolding you for being so careless and how you should take care of yourself more often hypocrite

Doesn't matter if you are looking like nothing happened and sound fine he is still worried as hell for seeing you simply getting stabbed.

Almost set Toga on fire once due to how protective he gets.

"Are you recovery girl secret grandchild?"

You bet he is going to get rid of your quirk as soon as he get an opportunity to do it.

That is if you manage to somehow catch his interest.

Don't get me wrong... but he is an asshole.

Sure, at first he will see some potential in this, but that doesn't mean he will just accept you living with a sickness.

Cmon, he doesn't want the world to have quirks so is not a personal matter this at first.... until he starts to have feelings for you.

He will still take advantage of your abilities, but will not put you in front of the danger zone. Or risk of sending you to missions. Insisting that you will be more useful inside the Shie Hassaikai.

Some precepts were infuriating with that since this man literally uses humans as shields, and there you were, being protected by the leader of the Hassaikai.

But some were grateful since you helped them heal faster... something that Kai... wasn't found of.

This man despises you having to touch others to use your quirk. But he couldn't do much about it.

The closest precepts, like Mimic and Chrono, somehow caught what was going on with Iverhaul and one of them made the mistake of accidentally slip this when Rappa was near.

And Rappa taunted him with it one time in hopes to get in another spare with Chisaki.

But thats the thing... you were having a conversation with him at that moment.... and you listened... and Kai was pissed.

Needless to say. You were forbidden to help Rappa heal on any circumstances while getting to know that Overhaul had a thing for you.

Like Dabi, this MF freaks out when he gets to know you got stabbed or slightly hurt when he let you leave for one mission...

"How can all of you be so fucking stupid to let this happen?" He spoke in a murderous tone of voice at all the precepts.

Yeah, he didn't blamed you asides from a minor scolding. He puts all the blame on his subordinates because 'how dare you not protect my angel?'

Let's just say you had more work than usual when your relationship with Chisaki started since this asshole is both jealous of others and hella over protective.

#dabi x reader #touya todoroki x reader #overhaul x reader #chisaki kai x reader #bnha villains x reader #overhaul #chisaki kai #dabi #bnha villains #zuffer writings

[seokjinnieswife007]

🥹FiNaLLy🥹

I got some actual free time 😮‍💨 from my fcked up schedule so that i can finally express my emotions on how crazy 🤯 I've been bcz of the kdramas these days like they're all so .........

🤌🏼 G O O D🤌🏼

Like each and every show I'm watching is just straight up impressing me on a SERIOUS LEVEL.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Like an absolute W O W ✨

So I'm watching 3 shows consecutively

King the land 🏩

See you in my 19th life ⏳

Bloodhounds 🥊

GOSH my mental peace has gone to hell because of these three. Like they're just chef's kiss🤌🏼

✨🫶🏼✨🫶🏼✨🫶🏼✨🫶🏼✨🫶🏼✨🫶🏼✨🫶🏼✨

Firstly coming to the rom-com of the year ......

💗🏩KTL🏩💗

This show single-handedly ended me.

💕💞💖💓💕💞💖💓💞💖

Like after watching the 5th and 6th epi i realised that I crave romance so so much. Like literally I'm such a sucker for ROMANCE 💒🫶🏼

💖💗💓 💞💗💞💖💖💞💖

Guwon is 🥹 so in 💓 L O V E 💓 with sarang and he's not even hiding it. He's Just straight out going for it. That's my man! 🥹👏🏼😍

His microexpressions make me feel something something. I mean... Just look at him 😫😫

I am completing a 1hr epi in 2 hrs because of the serious dose of SEROTONIN they give me .like gosh calm tf down. I actually need 5 minutes to process your lovey-dovey-ness after every scene. i mean We *single since birth* kinda ppl may actually get diabetes cuz of your sweetness 😤😫💓💞💖💗💓💕💞

Guwon is such a pure Loverboy and that too a BIG BIG LOSER IN LOVE. And I love losers. I've said it a million times .

🫶🏼❤️Losers are my favourite lovers❤️🫶🏼

But you need to seriously calm down. Like stop being so adorable. It's very very very problematic. I can't stop blushing all the time. I have to pause at every scene to dig my face into my pillow cuz I can't handle the sweetness. STOP with all this honey dripping eyes. Or DO THAT TO ME AS WELL 😤😤

Secondly,

My utterly precious and beloved 🫶🏼🥹.....

🪄SYIM19L🪄

This show is purely....

✨Magicall✨

I'm a simp for seoha but I just want ban jieum to look at me the way she looks at seoha 🥹 like....

Sis is so so so PRETTY and charming I'm literally questioning my sexuality because of her 😖😖😖😖

Also my precious Seoha 🥹🫶🏼😖🫶🏼🥹🫶🏼🥹🫶🏼

My babieeeeee my cutie I wanna wrap you in my arms and shower you with endless kisses my love🥹💗💕

I knew This show was beautiful but after seeing the dance sequence. I'm just so touched 🥹🥹

Like look at their smiles 😖❤️

God please make my these two beloved the happiest 🥹🫶🏼🤌🏼💞💗💕

And lastly.....

coming to the show I WAS DYING TO WATCHHHH SINCE IT CAME OUT. BUT I wasn't finding time 😖😖

🥊🔥🥊🔥🥊

BLOODHOUNDS

🥊🔥🥊🔥🥊

This show is fkin HAWTTTTTTT 🫦🤌🏼

Oh My GAWDD 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Like it's total worth it. I'm still half-way but THIS IS IT.

🤌🏼igojiiiiii🤌🏼

It is so damn thrilling and gripping Istg if I had time I had finished this show in one sitting or two. Every episode finishes so fast even tho it is 1 hr each. Still you can't figure out how the time is ticking so fast!!!!!!.. every episode ends in cliffhanger makes you wanna SCREAMMMMMMMMMM. also the plot is

TOO GOOD 🙌🏼👏🏼

The plot in question 😗-

Like who doesn't like hotties. WE CRAVE FOR HOTTIES BUT WHEN YOU GET NOT ONE BUT HOTTIES IN SHOW. AND THAT TOO BFFS. WOW.

This is like cherry on cake with icing and sprinkles 🤤

ALSO THEIR BROMANCE IS INSANNNEEEEEEEEE I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM . GOD PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTSSSS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

My cuties🥹💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕.

We kdrama fans are well fed with such great content. And I can't be more happy because shows like these are like rainbow in my bland life 🥹💗✨

#romance #i love this #kdrama #favorite kdramas #kdramadaily #king the land #see you in my 19th life #bloodhounds #kdramasource #korean drama #netflix #why is he so hot #he is so fine #so damn hot #this show is just so good #on fire #literally #this show #is everything to me #bingeworthy #must watch #kdrama series #lee junho #lim yoona #shin se hyun #ahn bo hyun #lee sang yi #woo do hwan #kdramaaddict #loser in love

[cookiebonbon]

I drew principal but kind of a hottie-

Why you may ask? Well, I just felt like it. Totally not because me (and @tabichi) are simps. Absolutely.

#not simps #not at all #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi's basics #bbieal #principal #principal of the thing #drawing #my art

[count-alucard-tepes]

I love reading your OP hotties HCs, especially Kaido! Not enough people write for the sexi dragon man!! Thank you on behalf of all us Kaido simps (or "Simons", as autocorrect so eloquently suggested!😂)! Keep up the good work!! ❤

You’re totally welcome! I’m not gonna lie, when I saw him too…I was like goddamn, why is Yamato’s dad suddenly so fucking hot!?😂 (me calculating the height difference between us)

I swear my OP hotties are probably some of the most disliked lol but I love them too much and they need all the love because they’re amazing!

#ooc #one piece #kaido one piece #wano kuni #dragon daddy

[fuzzydreamin]

Companions Favourite Comic Hero

While some of the companions absolutely love comics, not all of the companions care for them, but if they had to choose I believe these would be their answers, and the reasons why.

GROGNAK

MacCready - Mostly childhood memories and liking the fantasy aspect.

Strong - Strong Smash. Grognak Smash. Smash Together.

Codsworth - Because he was the hero of the issue Nate left out the day the bombs fell. Codsworth spent 200+ years looking at that old comic and thinking of his long-gone family. (ahah feels-trip ;_;)

THE INSPECTOR

Nick - A Magic-weilding Detective? Yes.

Piper - She likes the magic detective part too but honestly? The Inspector is attractive af to her and she’d kill for that magic magnifying glass.

MANTA MAN

“No one likes (Mole)Manta Man.”

Curie - Because they tend to be the most colourful issues.

THE SILVER SHROUD

Hancock - Only after Sole does the questline cause he simps Sole (platonic or romantic), before then he was on team Grognak for the batshit crazy fantasy stuff.

Deacon - Will say he likes Manta Man to be contrary to popular opinion, but he knows Sole is The Shroud and froths Sole’s unhinged actions.

THE MISTRESS OF MYSTERY

Cait - She’s hot and can control men with her words.

Gage - Same as Cait honestly. He likes a sweet-talking hottie who isn’t afraid to be ruthless when needed.

CAPTAIN COSMOS

”He’s not even a real hero!” - “Shut up!”

Preston - Space guys. Honestly Preston likes all of the heroes, he just likes heroes, the good guys man, but the idea of flying and having no limits to your adventures excites him.

Danse - Yeah space, and technology, and this guy got power armour one time. Also Danse claims comics are a waste of time but would actually totally like them if he gave them a proper try. Not fan-boy levels, just as a good time-waster.

“I refuse.”

X6-88 - He totally likes The Inspector. If you mashed The Inspector and Grognak together he would low-key froth it.

Longfellow - He honestly just hasn’t read a comic book, though now that you asked him he will go find one and tell you what he thinks of it, but he probably won’t find, much less read, enough of them to choose a favourite hero.

Ada - Much the same as Longfellow, she simply hasn’t read any. She would base her opinion entirely by the story being told from issue to issue, and probably change her mind on who she likes best regularly.

Dogmeat - He cannot read.

#fallout #fallout 4 #fallout 4 companions #the unstoppables #fallout unstoppables #it would be easy to say Sole loves The Shroud since they are them but #Nora is The Inspector #Nate is a tie between Grognak and Cosmos #fuzzy.post

[lifeandtimesofpineapplehead]

After reading the amazing and well-written BoZ fanfiction.

Dreaming up cute scenes about me and Seraphim and Ares. My Totally badass rugged and fine af love interests.

Sad dark boy Sera

My gruff rugged beast Ares

Omg they're so hot.

#BoZ #seraphim blood of zeus #blood of zeus netflix #blood of zeus #Ares blood of zeus #Sad dark boy #Cute scenarios #Destroy me pls #Netflix Original #I'm in love #Total simp for these hotties #Hotties

[meetmeinthefamilyvideo]

Talking to strangers about you

Summary: some posts I imagined including Tom and his gf (who’s a singer might I add)

Notes: this is the first time I make a social media AU, so take it with a grain of salt. This is also COMPLETELY inspired by @alltoowelltom , @itsallyscorner and another creator whose account I can’t seem to find. Thank you all so much for making such great content and inspiring me to venture into something new.

Maisie Peters as a face claim with the intention to use her music as your own. In the future I will make these with your recommendations or faceless if that’s something you’d like. All pictures taken from Pinterest, they aren’t mine.

Warnings: suggestive comments, that’s ab it. Enjoy <3

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Liked by tomholland2013, teddysphotos and others

yourusername You signed up for this… taken by the @/harryholland64

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zendaya you’re a cutie 🥰

— yourusername no youuu, also do you think they’ve noticed those are your feet? Lol

—— zendaya shh don’t tell them!

tomholland2013 can you guys believe that is MY girlfriend?? So beautiful 😍

— yourusername omg stop it I’m blushing ☺️

—— lifeisaloha you two are such saps lol

— samholland1999 we do since you mention it every day 😒

——tomholland2013 you wouldn’t? Sounds like a you problem bro

Taylorswift13 love that song and you! See you soon babe <3

—yournameswift LOVE QUEENS SUPPORTING QUEENS

Yourfan1 pretty

Youandtomfan Tom is so cute and so are you!

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yourusername pro tip: don’t get on your tippy toes to greet your 5’8 bf because he will get so cocky it’s embarrassing 😒 but youre hot so I’ll allow it I guess.

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Teddysphotos cool pic! See ya soon x.

— yourusername you’re going down the next pub quiz, get ready!

—— musicfan1 they do pub quizzes together! Friendship goals

zendaya he needs to get his little ass humbled LMAO

tuwaine LOL he got a short gf to make himself look taller

tomholland2013 you’re mean :( but also you’re really cute on your tippy toes

you&tomshipper1 RELATIONSHIP GOALS

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tomholland2013 MY GIRLFRIEND IS A ROCKSTAR!!! you are killing it babe.

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yourusername you are the sweetest bub.

tomholland2013 doesn’t she look hot as FUCK too?

— yourusername she kinda does you might be onto something…

anthonymackie how do you even get a girl?? Are you paying her to like you?

— yourusername nah the sex is just really good 😌

—— tomholland2013 what can I say 😏

dommoholland Y/N looks great in this, love the new album!

y/nstan we love a supporting boyfriend

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yourusername Uncharted is out soon, they say the plot is really good….yup totally watching for the plot and not the hottie playing Nathan Drake…

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hazosterfield ew gross.

— yourusername do you know if he’s single? wanna slide into his dms

—— hazosterfield leave me out of horny shit thx.

tomholland2013 I’m sure he would say you’re the best treasure he can find <3

— sophiatali CORNYYY

— zendaya 🌽🌽

—— yourusername girls omg I’m trying to shoot my shot with this guy 😤 (he is very corny though)

——— tomholland2013 😒

tomfan1 HE IS SO HOT I want to lick his muscles

— you&tomshipper2 he really is

—— yourusername i know right?!

unchartedmovie those muscles though 😵‍💫

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tomholland2013 talking to strangers about you.

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nikkihollandphotography you both are really cute 🥰

yourusername when he quotes your songs 😩 I’m simping.

you&tomfan3 ok but this is really hot and idk if it’s on purpose or it’s just me 🥵

tomfan2 HANDS

lifeisaloha these are my parents! Well if I was white…

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Hope you enjoyed <3

Pt2 here!

#tom holland smut #tom holland social media au #tom holland #Tom Holland SMAU #tom holland x singer!reader #tom holland fanfiction #tomxsingerthings

[erinawritesheadcanons2]

-Jeff The Killer, Ben Drowned and Eyeless Jack, with S/O who have a curly hair -

Jeff The Killer

Let me tell ya. He will get crazy over your natural curly hair and he would often touch tour hair with the tip of his fingers.

He would purposely hitting on you or flirting you "Damn, lookin' good today babe." and "Let me touch that sexy hair of yours."

He would also brag about your hair to other proxies like "Who's that hottie over there. Oh wait, that's my girlfriend."

He would also try to tie your hair with a hair tie but it ended up badly since he never tie his own hair or anyone's hair. You made other creepypasta jealous of him because you’re a queen,

If you are insecure, he would ask you " Why the f**k you feel insecure with your curly hair. You look hella smokin."

If there’s any other creepypasta making fun of you because of your hair, they are gonna suffer and receive thousands of stab wounds from him, 

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Ben Drowned

He is also another simp to you. If he is already a simp, multiply it two times if you have a curly hair.

Not only he would play with your hair. But he would also brag about your natural hair to other proxies "My girlfriend is so sexy, especially her curly hair."

Unlike Jeff, he would not tie your hair because he knows he cannot tie it. I mean, his hair is pretty short and he is too lazy to tie anyone's hair.

He also would compliment your curly hair. Every f**king single day. It's kinda surprising that he always find a new compliment just to see your tomato look alike face.

He would also often pat your head...if you are shorter than him. I mean in some headcanons that he's actually around 5' feet.

He is so shameless, when you’re eating or doing something. He suddenly teleports on your back and start to touching your hair because he thinks it’s cute and funny when you have a bed head. 

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Eyeless Jack

Unlike Jeff and Ben. He would not go crazy or become a total simp to you. However, he still love the way you are.

He would brush your curly hair gently with a comb. He knows he has a sharp nails so he won't use his hand.

He would pat your head too gently without the nails touching the scalp or the skin of your head

He would compliment you but more in the subtle way like "I think the blue hoodie looks good on you, it matches with your curly hair."

He also literally goes soft on you. Like, he would secretly smile under his mask as he admires you from far ♥️.

You are so lucky if you have a curly hair, he would also gently  take some strains if your hair while cuddling while whispering, “I love you, darling.”

P.S: I’m not tracing other tumblr post. I’m the same author, I’m just tidying and cleaning up my other account because there’s may posting that are quite messy and I need to redo it. 

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #ben drowned #eyeless jack #jeff the killer x reader #ben drowned x reader #eyeless jack x reader #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagines #jeff the killer headcanons #ben drowned headcanon #eyeless jack headcanon

[lath-ara-ara]

Pspspsps opinions/thoughts on all of the vice dorm leaders?

Idk what you mean by opinion but I'm just gonna say my first impression on them when I saw'em <3

Trey Clover

》 The first thing that came out of my mouth once I saw him was: "Glasses, Hot glasses. " I'm a simp, sue me. And throughout the entire arc of Heartslabyul I really admired his character, he couldn't really defend and protect riddle from his mother's mental abuse and isolation but Trey did his best to be there for him and I really loved that about him. You could say he's the mom friend but to me he reminded me of this sweet uncle figure that spoil you with sweets just to make you feel better. Platonically, I am obsessed with his relationship with Riddle. I have this cute headcanon in my head that when they were kids he'd secretly still take Riddle outside so he can teach him to bake (with Chenya stuffing his face non-stop. ) But to put it short, Trey resembles a loyal and caring friend who'd stay by you throughout the years you'll share together. He may not have the ability to provide you safety from all your troubles but perhaps a sugary pastry made by him would sweeten the bitter taste even for just a little while.

Ruggie Bucchi

》 My love, My favorite. Yes I'm a sucker for this mischievous little shit. Personally because I kin him. You know what I said when I got to know his character better?: "Yeah he totally Deez nuts' Leona. " Right? You can see that too right? Of course you can. And if it wasn't obvious enough you could say I'd self ship myself with him, zero percent shame. I love how he looks lanky as fuck but was sorted in Savanaclaw. Like- What if he uses his unique magic because he doesn't want to overdo it when it comes to close combat. No- no. Why do I see this man doing Taekwondo? Sheesh totally not gonna make a headcanon about this.. Yes. Yes I will, And no you can't stop me. To shorten this a little my first impression about him is just plain ass laughter, not laughing at him in a bad way but laughing at how clever he is. He'd rule the entire school with the power of dn jokes, no cap. If I could, I'd spoil him and buy him anything he wants.

Jade Leech

"We're luxurious, like Egyptian cotton We're so rich in love, we're rolling in cashmere Got it in fifth gear, baby Diamond in the rough is looking so sparkly "

》 This. This was the song that started playing in my head when I first saw the figure of this man. I mean can you blame me? He looks so expensive! It's in his name: "Jade " How can you not look and him and think back to all those "Prince/Aristocrat noble man x Reader " Stuff you probably read back in elementary.. No? Just me? Alright then. And not to mention his unique magic having the ability to make you tell the truth. Hah, mans is gonna torture me with that, I swear. You know, cause I'm a liar s he e s h,,, But enough about obsessing over this mans appearance-- His personality, ngl a red flag. (But face it, all red flags are either hotties or just your average asshole side character. ) He'd probably be the "Scary quiet mom " type of friend.. With that grin and posture it's hard not to get swayed without realizing that he's radiating literal manipulation (in my opinion ofcs<3) What goes on his mind is very hard to guess. They're either something confusing or straight up scary, and when I found out about his obsession with mushrooms the first headcanon in my head went like this: "He'd be the type of boyfriend that's quiet and gentle at first but once you're intimate enough he'd take you to a dark basement and say "Check out my terrarium collection! " and then you'd be traumatized cause you literally thought he's a serial killer. "

Jamil Viper

》 That hair? I love that hair. That style? I love it so much. His cooking? Do I even have to say it? Everything about this man is just very addicting to me. I know I said I'm gonna be sharing my first impression about them but I wanna ramble so-- My Filipino urges cannot be contained and I must make a reference. Him playing basketball and Y/n just screaming in the sidelines "Go sexy, Go sexy, Go sexy sexy- LOVE!!! " TO EVERYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS I KNOW THAT SCENE WAS SORTA CRINGE BUT COME ON IT'S CUTE HAHA. It's this scene btw and it's funny, I don't take criticism /j And him being visibly confused but smiles at you anyways-- Shut up omg I'm fangirling rn khghlkvgu. Jamil is Husband material and I'm slapping my credit card hard cause I want'em now. Overworked bby I'd do anything for this man and he doesn't even need to use hypnosis on me- In fact I've already been under his spell since the start (shameless simp, yes. Yes I' am)

Rook Hunt

》 "He's an icon He's a legend and He is the moment. " Vil is gonna kill me for this but I really like Rook better, am sorry~ So- first impression with him I was slightly discomforted when I read in his wiki that he likes to- "Spy on people" But it is really sweet how he finds beauty in all things. Him being talkative is an amazing quality for me, just shows how much he can hold a long conversation with someone and that's really neat. And him having a nickname for every character is really sweet (so does Floyd but let's talk abt Rook's nickname giving first<3) In the ghost marriage event, I may or may not have overly simped for him when he said his proposal lines, so charming :)))) I headcanon that he has a lot of hats for different occasions. He will forever be my favorite simp lmao.

Lilia Vanrogue

》 My favorite old man /j The type of person who'd probably lie about being eleven just so he could get a free kids meal. His cooking is bad but I'd eat it cause it's one of his confident hobbies I suppose, I mean, it's not his fault that his taste buds aren't working properly (He literally says that potions tasted nice to him) Him having adopted Silver just makes him a dilf. Don't come at me I did not lie, did I? The only problem I have with him is that he doesn't like marshmallows >:C but I'll let it slide because he's my second kin. Would also Deez nuts his comrades (especially Zebek lmaooo ) You know how he can hang upside down? I headcanon that he does upside down crunches and that he can do those in his sleep. He'd beat me in combat games and I'd lose before I could even start. And since he claims that he can: " sing lullabies that can make a crying infant sleep in a fraction of a second " Imagine a scenario where he'd sing you to sleep on a rainy night. Weird (but not really) AU where he's howl and you're Sophie (Sebek being Calcifer ) That's a somewhat good AU though. I love how despite living for a long time he never got bored and still tried out all sorts of things from gaming to dying his hair. He's one of the best written characters that I find very amusing.

Thank you for the request! <3

#Twst rambles #rambles #opinions #selfinsert mentioned #small side headcanons #twst hc #twst headcanons #Ignihyde isn't here cuz I wasn't sure if Ortho was vice leader #twisted wonderland #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #diasomnia #vice dorm leaders #twst vice leaders #Lath answers

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

Beach Trip Headcanons: La Squadra

a/n: it's getting warmer where i live which is horrible and i hate it but it gave me some inspo here's some bullshit

Genre/Warnings: Crack, fluff, just some cute shit, polyamory (sorlato), a LOT of simping omfg

~Risotto Nero~

-he already had his tits out on the regular so his bare chest isn't anything new but he lost that stupid hat so it wouldn't get wet and now you can stare at hat-less riz

-doesn't get in the water too often but he definitely goes underwater to grab your legs and scare you (he does it to ghiaccio and melone too; melone screams at the top of his lungs and ghiaccio fails around like he's drowning)

-spends most of his time under the parasols with illuso and prosciutto, just chatting and watching you mess around with your teammates (and maybe checking you out while he's at it)

-lowkey starts to get jealous if he thinks melone or formaggio are gettin' too friendly with you (god help any random person that flirts with you)

-Riz makes damn sure both you and him are very well saturated (?? does that sound weird) with sunscreen. there's no way in hell either of you will be suffering through that

~Prosciutto~

-you thought you were going to the beach with your boyfriend? lmfao nah you're at the beach with mom and your rowdy ass siblings now

-came in clutch with the sunscreen, aloe vera ointment, snacks, water and spending money. has a very nice set up under a parasol with illuso (and you, if you'd like to join him in his relaxation/parenting session)

-pros with his hair down, shirtless and wearing a pair of pineapple swim trunks to match with pesci? out in public? a lot more likely than you'd think

-formaggio would be a prick and dump water on his hair and now you get to see prosciutto with his hair wet fUCK (pros would be FUMING but he'd look so GOOD)

-would read to you but he doesn't want to risk getting any of his fav books wet so he'd just tell you wonderful stories of the team before you joined (most of them are embarrassing for everyone but him)

~Pesci~

-literally he's having the time of his LIFE right now. he's completely protected from the sun (thanks mamma pros), he's goin' fishing, he's got his s/o with him, what more could a boy ask for?

-maybe he should've asked formaggio to not throw sand at him every 10 minutes because that is happening for sure, no matter how much prosciutto yells at him to stop pesci will not be left alone

-is in the water like, 70% of the time. he'll make bets with ghiaccio to see who can swim out the farthest and ghia is surprisingly not mad when he loses

-he'll walk off the beach with just you to get ice cream and it's honestly really fucking cute (he gets strawberry, btw)

-pesci really likes picking you up and tossing you into the water. he's secretly a little bastard and will laugh at you while helping you up

~Illuso~

-jesus the entire day with him is just 🙄. he's such a little bitch about EVERYTHING

-won't go in the water at all and carries a compact mirror with him so he has an escape plan in case formaggio decides to fuck with him. salt water damages your hair and there's no possible fucking way he's risking his scalp just for a little fun

-still insisted on wearing swim trunks and going shirtless though, mostly just to have your undivided attention (as if he didn't already force you to pay attention to him enough)

-sitting under parasols with prosciutto because he's pale and has sensitive skin but he still ends up getting sunburned and won't stop complaining

-you guys did have a cute little moment when the sun was starting to set and he dragged you away from everyone so he could look for sea glass with you (totally wasn't an excuse to hold your hand while he was dragging you around)

~Formaggio~

-spends the entire day being a little rat bastard and making almost everyone wish he was dead (he respects risotto too much and sorbet and gelato scare him so he leaves them alone)

-throwing sand at pesci and melone, pouring water on prosciutto, stealing melone's goggles, chasing illuso into the mirror world, straight up throwing ghiaccio's car keys across the beach

-and of course he's gonna drag you into this. even if you just wanted to have a nice beach day with your asshole boyfriend, he's gonna hold you captive during his shenanigans

-can and will wipe his sweat on you. he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. please throw seaweed at him in retaliation, he thinks it's nasty as fuck

-leaves the beach early so he can treat you to dinner, both as a thank you for dealing with his bullshit all day and as an apology for wiping sweat on you every 30 minutes

~Ghiaccio~

-the most unrecognizable when he's as the beach with everybody. his hair isn't styled, so his curls are a lot looser and not plastered to his head, he's not wearing his glasses so they don't get lost in the water, HIS FUCKING LEGS AND BARE CHEST ARE JUST OUT

-literally just,,,SURFER GHIACCIO??? come ON dude. he knows what he's doing and will wink at you every single time he catches you staring

-loves wading out far into the water with you on his surf board so he can be all soft and cute with you without anybody hearing or seeing him

-he'll also be pretty light-hearted when he's out there too. he and pesci will see who can swim out the farthest and he'll let pesci win (let's be honest, with his legs he could swim to a different continent if he wanted too)

-ghia might look hot as hell out there, but he'll also end up burnt as hell. literally he just didn't put sunscreen on and he was out in the sun for hours. hottie got sun poisoning, please take him home early he will die

~Melone~

-he brought along goggles, a snorkel and flippers so he can do some shallow reef diving

-he'll pop up occasionally and yell for you to come over and show you a tiny little crab or a cool looking fish he found (it's honestly really, really cute)

-mel will take routine breaks to reapply sunscreen, drink water, check up on you, and get his goggles stolen (which he did not plan on). he'll also take this time to use shitty beach-related pick up lines to get you to laugh

-honestly as pervy as you'd think he would be. maybe it's because he's distracted by all the fun little creatures he keeps finding in tide pools and such

-has his own little set up a few feet away from prosciutto and illuso's. he'll be there while he's taking his breaks and yes he will try to cuddle with you even though it's pushing 90 degrees at noon

~Sorbet and Gelato~

-not to get sad in what is supposed to be a fun headcanon set but neither of them will take their shirts off or get in the water. both of them have a lot of body image issues and they'd really appreciate it if you didn't try to convince them to be half naked in public

-with that being said, both Sorbet and Gelato get loads of enjoyment out of just watching you swim around and have fun before returning to them

-Sorbet will help apply sunscreen but he really just wants an excuse to grope you and Gelato in public

-Gelato will want to have a sandcastle building contest with you (Sorbet is the judge and both of you receive the grand prize of a kiss)

-long walks on the beach together at night after everyone's gone home? of fucking course it's gonna happen

#literally i could go on for hours about how hot i think ghiaccio is #i need to write more for him jfc #la squadra #la squadra x reader #risotto nero x reader #prosciutto x reader #pesci x reader #illuso x reader #formaggio x reader #ghiaccio x reader #melone x reader #sorbet and gelato x reader #jjba x reader #jjba headcanons

[marswr1tes]

hey! i found your blog when you wrote the poly!lercy thing, and it was really sweet, i enjoyed it a lot<33. i was wondering, if you're in the cobra kai fandom(totally fine if you aren't)could you write a poly!hawk&miguel x reader where the reader and hawk are dying/redying their hair and miguel's helping them?? thank you so much love!

HEADCANON TIME BC I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO MAKE A FULL THING (i hope that's okay bestie)😎😎😎

(small warning: slapping of asses)

- first off

purple

- that's it

- you and miggy were like "hawk my love please for the sake of our sanity dye your hair purple"

- and for the first FIVE MONTHS

- he said no.

- :|

- the bitch

- but then y'all pulled a "🥺"

- and he was like FINE, FINE ILL DYE MY HAIR PURPLE

- and so he did :D

- and you being the hottie you were decided you would do it too !! exciting !!

- the amount of kisses that miguel gave you were terrifying

- like actually

- also purple stained lips😩😩😩

- ALSO HAWKS HAIR ??

- WITHOUT THE HAWK ??

- LET ME BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU MIGUEL SIMPED SO HARD

- AND PROBABLY MOST LIKELY YOU TOO

- yall helping each other getting the hard to reach spots <33

- "nonono wait y/n you missed a spot"

- "where ?"

- "here let me do it"

- GOODBYE I JUST WANT SOME HOT BFS NAMED MIGUEL DIAZ AND ELI/HAWK MOSKOWITZ PLEASE

- letting it sit and waiting for it to set in was fun

- making some tikky tokkys

- OH WAIT OFF TOPIC BUT

- y'all have definitely made a private group acc that only y'all have access to

- on insta and tiktok

- (for insta) so you'll get done with some project you've been struggling on and you'll post a selfie of you with the google classroom pulled up and the assignment marked 'turned in' in the background

- with a caption telling about it

- and then the boys'll comment

- "YAYYY IM SO PROUD OF YOU BAE"

- "GO BABY GO"

- and vice versa !! miguel will post a video of him getting some new kick or smth

- and hawk'll post him and the boys having a sleepover (?? idk just roll w it) and he'll describe some stuff

- it's really cute

- s o c u t e o m f g

- back to the main thing, y'all all upload some tiktoks and instagrams to those accounts to save for later ! ITS CUTE

- you do it at hawks house though, so while you're waiting for it to set in you have to clean up so his mom wont kill him :)

- and then you probably have a nerf war, knowing them

- it's nerf or nothin babeyyy😎

- while you're washing it out, you and hawk are both leaned over the tub(separately) so the other two make it a point to slap yours/hawks ass and comment on how hot it is/you are😃🔪

- but then y'all's hair is wet so you can shake it on them like a wet dog !!

- PAYBACK WHORES

- and after its dry and styled

- y'all make public posts about it

- power couple

- miguel's not included bc he didnt want to dye his hair🙄🙄

- but he does make for a great photo/videographer tbh

- oh my god but wait hawk totally makes you do a thirst trap with him...

- and if you say no, he shoves you and miguel out of the room and you wait outside for like an hour

- and then he's like

"feast"

- and so y'all drool over the thirst traps and tiktoks he made :)

- all in all, i'd say its a pretty fun time !!

#hawk x miguel #hawk x miguel x reader #poly! hawk and miguel #miguel diaz x reader #eli moskowitz x reader #miguel diaz #eli moskowitz #hawk #cobra kai #mars writes! #started june 2 2021 #finished june 9 2021