#why are there so many amazing and cool people on twitch

[melanieph321]

Dominik Szoboszlai x Black Reader - First Sight Part 2/8

The corner shop challenge

This story is about the night reader met her boyfriend Dominik and the series of crazy events that led up to the beginning of their love story.

Enjoy!

The conversation between you never died out. It's not like you fought to keep it alive as the two of you were walking side by side, it just refused to die.

"Okay, let me ask you a question." Dominik said, walking beside you, warming his hands in his pocket.

"Shoot."

"It's a hypothetical one."

"Yes, ask away."

"Alright, but the rule is that you must answer truthfully."

"Rules to answer a simple question? How intriguing." You smiled.

"Yes, but it's like a game. You can ask me anything afterwards, I promise to give you my sincere answer."

"Got it, just get on with it." You said, a bit excited to hear the question.

"Okay so, would you rather fuck a goat without anyone finding out, or would you rather have people believe you fucked a goat even though you didn't actually do it?"

Your steps altered, your eyes batting clueless at him. "Um...come again?"

"Like, would you rather have sex with a...."

You held up a silencing hand. "I heard what you said, I just...just why?"

He grinned. "I told you that it was a hypothetical question. It's mostly for me to get to know you better."

"Right, because asking 'Hi, what do you like to do with your life', doesn't cut it anymore?"

"It doesn't though." He chuckled. "People don't dig deep to answer those kind of questions, therefore they aren't sincere. I'm asking you to be sincere with me Y/N."

There it was again, that stupid spark. During your short walk to the corner shop you noticed that whenever your name escaped his lips your heart simply jolted. It was an amazing feeling and an annoying one at the same time.

"Fine." You sighed, allowing yourself to ponder the question.

You emerged in front of the corner shop, the question not yet answered as you stepped inside. However Dominik was patient with you, letting you take your time. Perhaps he really did want to know how your mind worked?

"I'd let people think I fucked the goat." You nodded. "How traumatizing it would be for both me and the goat if we actually did it."

Dominik nodded, just taking in your answer, not really judging you for it.

"What would you do?" You asked.

"Ah ah." He shook his head. "You can't ask me the same question I asked you."

"Why not?" You frowned.

"It's the rules of the game."

What a silly game, you thought.

"Ask me something else."

"Okay, okay."

You took a walk around the shop, thinking of interesting questions to ask. The bell above the door rang as people were coming in and out. Dominik looked conflicted of what kind of six-pack beer to choose from the many brands. Now and then his gaze lifted, glancing over to you, chuckling when he saw that you were already staring back at him. "Got a question for me yet?" He teased.

"Okay I got it." You said, leaving your aisle and joining his. "But it's more so a challenge then a question." You cleared your throat. "If that's allowed?"

"To challenge me?" Dominik's stance changed, his eyebrow twitching with his curiosity. He went from respectfully flirting with his eyes, to now leaning against the beer shelves, with a look that said, if you challenge me to go down on you, I will.

"Yes." You nodded, with your hands behind your back as not to give away your trembling hands. "I challenge you to strip naked, pop a can of beer and chug it down right here in this aisle."

"What?" He blurred out. More so surprised by the question itself then appalled by it. He was still smiling. "You want me to do what?"

"You heard me." You said, hands on your hips. You regained some of your cool following his quite hilarious reaction. "But if you're not up for the challenge Dommy, I won't force you to do anything."

"Please don't call me that." He said, kicking off his shoes.

"What? Dommy?" You tried to ignore the fact  that he was doing exactly what you asked him to do, stripping down, right there in the beer aisle of a corner shop somwhere in Liverpool.

"Yes, that." He sighed.

You chuckled. "What, you don't like my new nickname for you?"

"No, so stop calling me that before it catches on."

"I bet Trent would like it." You said, but quickly held a gasp from escaping your mouth as Dominik's hands gripped the hemn of his t-shirt, pulling it over his head. Your eyes widened at the sight of his hairless skin and outlined abs. He had tattoos on his arms and across his chest, one tatto running up his sleeve, the other cutting of just below his elbow. And whatever the ink on his chest meant you were here for it.

"Like what you see?" He smirked, catching you staring as his hands went to the strap of his belt. "One thing you should know about me Y/N..." He said,  removing his belt with a violent jerk. ".....I never say no to a challenge."

The air in your lungs disappeared, your heart beating fast as Dominik stripped himself of his pants, along with his underwear, leaving you to stare blankly at his dangling dick.

"Hand me that beer can will you?" He arched his back, standing proudly in the nude. He gestured for you to hand him one of the cans of beers behind your back. You did so with your eyes squeezed shut.

"What's the matter Y/N, you didn't think I'd do it, did you?"

Along with his teasing you heard the sizzling of the can of beer as he opened it. You heard him tilt it's content upside down and chug it down his throat. Although a loud burp let you know that he was finished, you refused to open your eyes until you knew that he had gotten dressed again.

"Hey, you there! Stop that!"

Your eyes flung open, only to see Dominik with panic in his eyes.

"What are you doing in my shop?"

Turning your head, you saw that an older man was charging down the aisle with a field hockey stick in his hands, looking more than keen to bash your heads in with it.

You looked to Dominik and he looked to you. "Run!" You said simultaneously. But as Dominik took off in one direction, butt naked by the way, you dropped to the floor, gathering his clothes. You then ran for your life, out of the corner shop and onto the lit streets. You and Dominik got separated as he ran out before you, but then you saw a pale figure shivering behind the nearest dumpster. It was Dominik, crouch down, covering his dick with his hands.

"Oh my god, Dominik!"

You rushed towards him, handing over his clothes, helping him get dressed.

"Fuck me." He muttered, still shivering to the point of his teeth rattling.

Suffering from terrible guilt, you did the only reasonable thing by pulling him towards you, wrapping your arms around him tightly. "I'm so sorry Dominik, so fucking sorry."

His chest vibrated when he chuckled. "Don't regret a challenge well done Y/N."

How could he be laughing and making jokes, you thought. Dominik was basically on the verge of getting pneumonia because of you.

"Shit, your still so cold." You said, feeling it rub off on you. You were still hugging him tightly, no plans of letting go until his body stopped trembling against yours.

"Don't worry, I'll warm up." He spoke against your temple, assuring you that the cold wasn't that bad. Still, you refused to let him go, at some point becoming one with his heartbeat slowly pulsating against your ear. His hand went to stroke your curls, the soothing sensation indescribable.  "You know..." He whispered. "If you wanted to see me naked you could have just said so before we left the apartment. Hey, I would've joined you for a quick shower in Sami's bathroom if you had...."

"Fucking dickhead."

Dominik couldn't help but to laughed as you pushed him off of you, breaking up the hug. The tender moment between you lasted briefly, his body having stopped shivering. He was back to himself.

"So were to next?" He asked as the two of you left the back of the corner shop.

"Well we still haven't bought any beer." You said. "Not that I'll ever recover from the sight of you chugging one down naked."

"Oh come on, don't lie." He smiled. "You loved seeing me complete your challenge. I'm surprisingly impressed how your mind works Y/N."

You lowered your head, hiding your smile.

"I say we head downtown, I know a guy that can hook us up."

"Fine." You muttered, trying not to make it obvious that you were happy that your night with Dominik wasn't over just yet. Little did you know that it was only the beginning.

#fanfiction #football imagine #dominik szoboszlai x black reader #dominik szoboszlai x reader #dominik szoboszlai imagine #dominik szoboszlai #dominik x reader #footballer imagine #footballer x reader #football angst #trent alexander arnold #liverpool fc

[cjkie22]

A non-exhaustive list of why you should listen to hit dirtbag boyband Bears in Trees:

their music is really amazing. you'll love it.

especially if your Spotify wrapped was on the pov: indie side of things

and even if it wasn't.

songs for every emotion

absolutely beautiful lyrics

sometimes these lyrics make sense. sometimes they don't. that's part of the fun.

songs about platonic love !!!!!

songs for the queers! the aros! the aces! the enbies! the trans community!

my dad likes them. doesn't sound like a lot, but it's an achievement.

(more underneath the break)

iain (bass/vox/lyrics) has "ginger" tattooed on the back of their head. if that isn't iconic I don't know what is.

on the note of iain, they were the first person i was aware of that used they as a pronoun, and that changed my life

they have a discord server! it's a really lovely community. i am not biased in the slightest. (discord.gg/sandbox) (https://discord.com/invite/thesandbox) (i will personally send you an invite i don't actually know what the link is)

they should DEFINITELY be on the heartstopper soundtrack

if I'm remembering correctly in the tiktok where they said they should be on the heartstopper soundtrack, they also said 3 out of 4 of them were in some way queer. seems like a good thing to me.

they opened for you me at six earlier this year. it was my first time seeing them live. and WOW.

I met some of my best friends through this band. I'm not joking; big shout out to the mojo dojo castle house, I'll never forget that weekend.

they're hilarious on the internet

you might cry at several of their songs for a million different reasons

BearBerry records

they have a tumblr blog @/bearsintreesofficial (iirc). I'm not gonna tag them but

BiT gigs are a safe space. I may have almost fainted at my last one (new cross inn, August 2023) but I've never met so many kind strangers and genuinely lovely people

merch is super comfy and really cute.

it gives stardew valley and animal crossing (trust me I'm right)

after the new cross gig (sweatiest gig in the world), despite surely being exhausted, callum (uke/keys/vox) took my bereal and i got my mini lesbian flag signed by them all

I turned out not to be a lesbian, which possibly makes it funnier, but the flag is stuck on my wall still

cryptids would LOVE their band

dash.

there's also a community minecraft server for discord members

BiT postcards !!!!

gosh and the bit stickers

they covered stick season on an Instagram live

they also do the funniest twitch streams

iain and the mountain

the raccoon email address

george (drums/production) is elite. the drum fills in doing this again? iconic. also has a specific really cool shirt I want to steal

wedding. dress. tiktok.

callum doesn't wear shoes on stage. apparently this was common knowledge but it sure surprised me at new cross.

the austrian soft drinks advert

iain make up looks

callum plays the flute. I want to say classically trained flautist but i may be wrong.

none of them have EVER bribed any members of law enforcement

their songs are very tattooable

talking of tattoos, nick (lyrics/guitar/saw him play the uke on stage once) has L + R tattooed on his forearms (iirc). absolute genius and I am stealing it when I get more of my patchwork sleeve done

iain releases solo music to under the name pet yeti. it's ethereal. callum also plays flute on one of them.

trumpet joe

the four of them never look like they are dressed for the same event

someone once edited the bears in trees wiki page to say that Ryan Ross was in their band

silly geese

that time we got singing? poetry? performance art? of THAT harry potter fanfiction

according to tiktok, iain and nick once had to sneak into their own show because they were underage

nurby

I have a video in the depths of my camera roll of them covering Mama by My Chemical Romance on a twitch stream

sonick

all of them give me gender envy at different times

their newest single (bart's bike) features banjo

patreon content

yelling it gets better with a room full of people was a healing experience.

tilly

modern baseball and fall out boy adjacent in my brain

if you like bears in trees you're automatically hot and really cool

they did a song with noahfinnce and its really super good

callum also featured on a myriad song which is also really super good

bit songs feel like coming home. they feel like hot chocolate and a blanket on a cold night. they feel like a warm hug. they feel like surviving and falling in love with life again and overcoming the worst things. they feel like victory, because you didn't think you'd make it to adulthood. but I'm 20 now. and I'm still here. I've almost graduated uni. and that's what bears in trees feels like.

all of their songs!!!! amazing!!!!

please feel free to add to this list. I'm taking suggestions.

#bears in trees #dirtbag boyband #music #bit #bearsintrees #bears in trees core #LISTEN TO THEM #i'm begging you #i love my friends #they make me feel alive again #indie #pov: indie #i'm alive #and thats wonderful

[ask-uts-earthspark-au]

what would the terran's reactions be to like.... megatronus prime/the fallen or liege maximo?? or any of the 13 originals tbh, and that in alot of continuities op is kind of implied (if not straight up said) to be the thirteenth?

Yknow, actually this gives me a great opportunity to somewhat explain how my AU has the Primes.

I may write a fic off of this, actually.

Anyway: here we go.

Prima

All are somewhat enamored with the whole concept of them basically being their god. Finds their rumored appearance quite cool, and finds it cool that the Matrix is in their sword.

The Fallen/Megatronus Prime

Not quite so fond. Weird, creepy, none of them like him. Thrash genuinely could not roll his optics any harder at his ‘tragic backstory’ that people wrote to make him sympathetic.

Alpha Trion

Kinda interesting. Kept track of history, ran an archive, held onto the matrix between Primes after the others were all dead, originally thought to be basically immortal with how long he lived? Even though he wasn’t actually a true prime, apparently. And did eventually die, but body was never actually recovered. Mysterious, and kind of interesting, overall.

Nexus Prime

Cool as balls. There’s not much else to say, they just think he’s cool as hell. Still don’t quite understand the whole combining thing, but it sounds a little cooler now.

Vector Prime

There are so many possibilities, that it simply blew their tiny newspark processors. Probably the coolest so far.

Solus Prime

Tied with Vector. Originally from the original myth, they weren’t too interested. But hearing the bit from Optimus completely separate from myth, they immediately loved Solus. Thrash loves the hammer, Hashtag thinks it’s very girlboss of him to even exist, Twitch loves the whole ‘can make really cool weapons with the hammer’ thing, Jawbreaker thinks the story overall is pretty inspiring, and kinda cute (albeit somewhat tragic) that he died very quickly after his partner, and was the one who caused the ‘partners/conjuxes come to the hall as well’ thing, Nightshade is very enamored with him being trans. Overall, it’s a hard tie with Vector.

Amalgamous Prime

The shifting bit is awesome. They understand the Decepticons a bit better, and understand better why they even exist in the first place. HT also thinks he has mad rizz for having seduced an Autobot like that.

Liege Maximo

The fact that this bitch is meant to be like their version of satan is kinda… they’re honestly perhaps 5% impressed, at most. And the whole ‘point of origin for all decepticons’ is really laughable to them.

“…at least he’s kinda sexy…?” - Jawbreaker

Alchemist Prime

Kinda boring, but also super cool in that chill uncle way. Also fun that he fucked off from the war and ran a bar. Amazing. Quality decision making skills.

“Like Tarantulas, but in a holy way. And a lot more popular/intimidating.” - Nightshade

Onyx Prime

They think he’s kinda cool, being a big beastformer space pope. Nightshade and Jawbreaker especially like him.

Micronus Prime

Twitch thinks he’s kinda cool, being probably as little as her. Really shows that someone as small as her can be great like that.

Quintus Prime

They all have a unique fascination with him, even if pretty boring. Nightshade is especially interested by the fact that he’s the scientist of the bunch.

Thirteen

The original written myth of Thirteen is incredibly bland to them, and Thrash remarked that clearly they didn’t do a good job. However, when brought the idea of them being Amalgamous’s sparkling, a shifter just like him, and agender, they were all far more interested, and found them a little bit cooler. However, with still so little known, they’re not very interesting compared to the others.

Nova Prime

The fact that he’s known for having not been the best person, yet still respectable enough as ‘The Master Kindler’ and having reintroduced Kindling to table now that the wells were dying, really interests them. Also find it cool how Nova is genderfluid.

“Girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep. 👌” - Hashtag

Sentinel Prime

They’re pretty confident that the very fact that Optimus refused to say his name is enough to say he’s clearly not a very good person, and being told of all that he’d done in his time, they all decidedly hated him.

Optimus Prime

Optimus refused to share very much about himself, beyond his own achievements throughout his reign. They think even higher of him than before. Megatron later revealed that a downside is that he is a loner/introvert & a/antisocial, and usually rather cold/not very personable with people outside of his personal circle of ‘loved ones’.

Rodimus Prime

Nothing was said to his current location, but was noted that he is currently ‘in-training’/not fully a ‘Prime’ yet (won’t be until Op steps down/passes), generally quite polite and sweet if shy, quite strongly religious but really quiet about it, Captain to a crew on a neutral ship, remains neutral himself rather than aligned, a peacetime leader compared to Optimus being a ‘wartime leader’, and technically the true Prime of the reign the Terrans were born under, so they’d be Rodimus’s rather than Optimus’s.

Twitch is even more fond of him, and the others a little more impressed/interested into the prospect of doing a little research into him and those comics.

«—-–-—»

This is canon divergent, so things don’t completely align up with canon.

I happen to HC Solus as TransMasc/FtM & had a female lover, Amalgamous as the original Decepticon leader & have had an ex-Autobot lover + two sparklings, Alchemist as being a ‘peacetime leader’/kept the peace until he died (of old age), and Nova as having revived the practice of Kindling and very protective over sparklings + genderfluid.

Thx.

#ut talks #thank you for the ask! #anon ask #ask box #answered asks #transformers #earthspark #transformers earthspark #optimus prime #primes #the original thirteen #tf lore #tf prima #the fallen #nexus prime #vector prime #solus prime #amalgamous prime #alchemist prime #onyx prime #micronus prime #quintus prime #thirteen #nova prime #rodimus prime

[absolutebl]

Random ask game asks

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

What's one thing that's stereotypical about you?

I have the remnants of a british accent + I drink tea. 

Play any instruments? 

Piano, badly 

A music artist everyone criticizes that you like: 

Last show you watched: 

Last movie you watched

Senior Love Me? 

Last song you listened to

The Arc - The Light 

Last book you read

Old Fashion Cupcake manga 

Your top five most listened to artists this month on Spotify

Stray Kids

BTOB

Young K & Day 6

Kang Daniel

TRENDZ

Ever drank alcohol?

Every Friday and it’s Be My Favorite’s Fault 

Every smoked anything?

Fish, mostly 

Do you prefer to eat-in or take-out?

Both 

If you could time travel what decade would you go to first

Am I invisible or do I look the way I do now? If #1 then the past, if #2 then the future. 

An actor everyone loves that you don't like for whatever reason

Speak any other languages?

4 none of them well, including my ostensible original 

Have any tattoos? Want any tattoos?

no

Have any piercings? Want any piercings?

yes

Do you prefer the hot or cold weather?

cold 

Cats or dogs? Or some other pet?

none but those owned by others tend to adopt me (the house has a cat and he think’s i’m his)  

Trendy over comfortable or comfortable over trendy?

trendy and comfortable, why choose? 

Say one thing bad about something you love

the singing is terrible and the acting is usually pretty crap too

Do you prefer to read digitally or from a physical book?

digital 

Do you put milk in your hot tea?

yes 

Do you know how to play any popular gambling games?

no

A character you relate to for whatever reason?

A quote (from anything) you really love

How many pairs of shoes do you have

maybe 10? 

Do you have trouble saying any words because of your accent/speech problems?

no, i’m good at words and public speaking 

Earbuds or headphones?

buds 

Showers or baths?

Early bird or night owl?

insomniac 

Candles or scented spray?

fresh flowers 

How often do you change your clothes?

as often as is necessary 

Chess or checkers?

all board games bore me 

Something you can do that you think is cool?

Perfume or body spray?

body oil 

What's something that genuinely scares you

other people’s unhinged obsession 

LED lights, the room light, or sunlight?

diffuse natural light 

What's something you do differently than everyone else?

peel and chop fruit 

If you have hair how often do you style it in some way?

spiky if i bother at all 

Nail polish, press on nails, or acrylic nails?

short and tidy but nothing else 

Do you have any fidget toys? If so what's your favorite?

 I learned to sit still or get whacked, and i’m fine with the outcome 

Do you drive?

yes 

Your go-to genre of music?

Are you a good multitasker?

no one is a good multitasker 

Silence or background noise?

kpop 

A famous movie/show that you've never seen

i don’t know i haven’t seen it 

Any sport you would like to play?

i don’t like sweating with other people around... 

actually, i don’t like sweating at all 

Can you write in cursive?

yes & calligraphy 

Is your handwriting neat or at least easy to read?

yes very 

Colored pencils, markers, or crayons?

black 

How many pillows do you sleep with?

2 

How many blankets do you sleep with?

3 (if the top sheet counts, ALWAYS top sheet) 

Do you ever plan to get married one day?

fuck no 

Do you ever plan to have kid(s) one day?

fuck no 

Do you subscribe to any religion?

fuck no 

Something in your room that you think is funny for whatever reason

the hotel room i am in right now has a teacup the size of my head painted with parrots and I have no idea why. 

Would you rather be an actor, singer, comedian, or would you do something on YouTube/twitch/some other site

i would rather gouge out my own eyeball than be a celebrity of any kind 

Are you scared of the dentist?

not at all, my dental hygiene is fucking amazing, they often get mad at me for wasting their time 

(before you ask: good genetics + fucking flossing = the answer, just floss while watching your favorite bl, it’s not goodamn rocket science, take care of your teeth you slackwits) 

Do you wear makeup?

sometimes 

If you could be any character of the opposite sex, who would you be?

i already am 

In the literal sense, are you an introvert or extrovert?

both 

What's something in your room that makes no sense without context

aside from that dumb teacup, i don’t know, i’m not in my room, i’m rarely in my room 

Favorite subject in school?

If you could visit any place in the world where would you go?

right now, i wanna get to taiwan before it isn’t anymore 

A show/movie thats been on your watchlist forever but you for some reason keep putting off

Is the name you use online your real name? (Real name does not mean deadname)

never 

Do you have a favorite sibling?

If you were to have a kid what names would you have in mind?

no fucking children, not mine, not anyone else’s, i am not interested, yours is NOT the cutest nor the smartest (trust me) and i don’t want to hear about them 

Do you think things like anniversaries are a big deal?

no

Mobile games or PC/console games?

no games 

Do you believe in things like ghosts?

no

Long sleeve + shorts or short sleeve + pants

depends on the weather and culture 

Can you do any voice impressions?

no 

What was the first fandom you were genuinely into

star trek 

Do you prefer womens or mens products?

depends on the smell, price, and effectiveness  

would you be fine having your partner completely provide for you?

never 

Plain clothes or vibrant and eye catching clothes?

neither, i’m usually just stylish and quirky 

Movie date or restaurant date?

food 

Do you split the check or expect only one of you to be paying it?

split or I’ll pay if my friend isn’t holding 

Favorite fast food place?

i’d rather not 

How do you make your coffee?

in italy 

Do you pay attention to the music or the lyrics more?

music 

Are you more energetic or tame?

energetic 

Are you witty?

only by accident  

A show everyone criticizes that you like

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

My full, unfiltered review of episode 1 of GnLoss:

To preface this, I did not watch it for any ill intent if anyone thinks I did. I watched it because I love horror and had been casually interested since the concept was announced two years ago. I went into this hoping for something to entertain me and was unfortunately disappointed, and this is all my own subjective opinion. If you genuinely liked it I'm happy for you

To start with some of the things I did like, I liked when the camera was higher quality and the effects of when R.anb.oo walked through the door into the green room, or especially when they were on the beach. I liked the look of it, especially with the lone door. I found the effect of the fabric wall when Charlie was pushing against it to give a bit of a spooky look (though this enjoyment ended quickly when the camera showed how the effect was made and it was immediately made into a joke. This wouldn't have been as much of a problem to me if the rest of the episode wasn't like this as well), and I laughed a couple of times when Charlie told a joke. I also liked the very final scene, again when Ra.nbo.o goes through the door and the camera is higher quality and then they get sedated, cool shot 👍

Other than that, the only word I can think of when I look back on it is boring. I felt that it lacked any substance or comedy or horror. And to be very clear, I am the number one defender for stories that use the first episode/season/act to establish the characters and setting more. Like I am completely okay with that because I'm someone who values the characters in a story more than the story itself, if I care about the characters I can live with a mediocre story, but I can't live with a great story if I can't stand/don't care for the characters. So I am completely fine with that, but the problem with gnlss is that it barely establishes any of that.

I'm watching this story and I don't care who these characters are or what happens to them or what they do. You can trade any of the characters out with any other one and it would still be the same for me. And it's especially a problem with Ra.nbo.o, our protagonist, because the audience is meant to care that he doesn't get hurt, like we physically have to care enough to make the right choices but he has absolutely no personality and you could change him for a brick wall and get the same character.

And one of the most glaring issues with it is obviously the quality. I've seen lots of people say that it was done on purpose, but if that's the case then it needs to be so bad that it's obviously on purpose. It's like if you draw a straight line without a ruler, it will almost always come out crooked and sloppy, but when someone sees that they will automatically think you tried to make a straight line and failed. Which is why if you're doing it on purpose, you make the line squiggly because then people will glance at it and know that it was on purpose. It's the same thing with the acting, Charlie did his best but he did not have any help when trying to work with Sn.ee.g or Ra.nbo.o and their very flat performances, R being especially guilty of not using the very first and basic rule of improv: to say "yes, and". And it's especially disappointing because I was never expecting professional acting from twitch streamers at all, but I know that R can do better because while it wasn't amazing their lore streams were leagues above their acting in this. And again, over and over again I see "it's bad on purpose" but that can only be used as an excuse so many times.

If everything is mediocre and the only excuse is "it's on purpose" then all you did is make something mediocre. I've also seen some people say that what they did was impressive given their resources they had, but this show was funded by an entire company, created by a millionaire, and has been in the works for two years. This isn't a small indie project created by one person, it has a budget and it used it all on a mask that you can't even hear him out of. The constant change in camera quality when switching between live stuff and pre recorded stuff was extremely jarring, and only made it more glaringly obvious how poorly shot the live sections were, I really wish they stayed with the higher quality or at the very least kept it consistent.

And to top it off, it's just not what it had been promo'd as. The promos set expectations that were so far from what we got that I can't believe these are meant to be the same projects. If I watched it with no knowledge that it was meant to be a horror project then I would have no idea, the fact that I could not tell you the actual genre of it within the first (and from what Ra.nbo.o is describing the next episode is gonna be, the second as well) is a problem. If they didn't want the first episode to be focused on horror, that's fine, but there still needs to be something there. Like, the very first scene could have been a scary compilation of vague clips showing what happened to him and how he got in the house, and if executed well could then blend fine into the goofy story. It's also just. Painfully unfunny. You can tell they're trying to tell jokes and to make it funny, so it hurts more when you don't even crack a smile until an hour in.

I was hoping the second episode would go more into the lore or horror, but Ra.nbo.o has said that this next one is meant to be sillier which is incredibly disappointing and will most likely cause a huge tone problem for the third episode if 2/3s of your horror series is unfunny comedy.

#kore.talks

[unniekiwi]

𝗙𝗡𝗔𝗙𝗦𝗕. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲.

꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

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Freddy 🐻

He would be very flattered. Little stars would come out of his eyes.

His ears would twitch with happiness. And he'd have a really adorable smile.

- Really?! - Yes! Sure! Have you seen yourself?! - Wow Officer Y/N. Thank you so much. You're my favorite Officer too! - Aw! Thank you Freddy! -

After that he would be very happy, he is glad to know that he is not only the favorite of the children public. He really worries about not being enough. Always having to live up to it is a big responsibility.

Besides, he adores you. You always take care of everyone and you're good with kids, so he's more than happy that someone as amazing as you has chosen him.

Also, now whenever he sees you he always gives you a hug. You are now officially his favorite officer.

Monty 🐊

This alligator's pride would soar into the milky way. Don't do it again. Now he doesn't break his room out of anger, instead, he breaks his room out of pride.

His shoulders are slightly straight and his tail wagging. He's more than happy.

- TAKE THAT FREDDY! I'M THE FAVORITE OF THE BEST OFFICER IN THE WHOLE PIZZAPLEX! - * boom *

Already knowing that you are his favorite, he would be happy that someone chose him, it's always Freddy the main character. And he really suffers because he thinks he's not good enough and that's why he doesn't have so many fans. But thanks to you those thoughts go away. Secretly he loves you very much, he loves you, you are the best. 😾

He has always thought that you are very cool, the kids always go with you and play golf with you. You're good with parents and kids, not to mention your personality. He really admires you a lot, it's another thing if he won't admit it. 👀

When he sees you he ruffles your hair, knowing it bothers you. 👹But... the good thing is that his way of showing he appreciates you is by giving you free items from his merchandising.

Roxy 🐺

Her chip twists and smiles unconsciously, then takes it off, ahem cool and serious mode, tsundere stuff.

She doesn't start crying 'cause she's so proud, but her gaze would soften, her ears would fold back and her tail would wag from side to side.

- Roxy? Are you crying? - Wh-what? No! Why would I cry?! I already know I'm the best! -

When she's in her room, she cries from happiness. You? The most adored officer by kids and animatronics says she's your favorite? You make her self-esteem go up, her insecurities are still there, but knowing that you have chosen her motivates her a lot. She appreciates you more than you think she does.

On the more self-centered side... her ego goes through the roof, it goes to her head a little bit. Control yourself. She'd be bragging to the kids and the rest of the animatronics that she is your favorite. Monty would end up annoyed. 🤷🏼‍♀️

When she sees you she walks up to you and goes with you everywhere, she'd go talking to you, her tail wagging. She'd give you gifts of her merchandising, plus she'd sneak you in for hairstyles and makeup inspired by her in her area; Roxy Raceway.

Chica 🐣

You tell her that and you would make her the happiest animatronic in the universe.

Her eyes closed with her hands clasped together smiling, and wiggling her body from side to side. Just adorable. ✨

- No kidding?! - Sure! Have you seen yourself playing the guitar? And cooking? - Cuak Cuak! You make me super happy Y/N! I can call you by your name, can't I? - As you like Chica!

After that, already in her room; she would be so happy that she would jump. Her favorite Officer chose her as her favorite. No way! She would be very happy since not many people appreciate her presence more than little girls with pink as their favorite color.

She has always admired the way you treat people, what more could be asked of a worker in front of an audience? There were several workers who weren't good enough to work in the big pizzeria, but you certainly were. She worships you. She was secretly your fan and still is. 😾

When she sees you she walks with you talking about a lot of things and also sneaks you into the kitchen or would learn to play songs you like.

Sunny 🌞

Explodes, jumps, screams, cries, laughs; EXTROVERTED.

His sunny spikes spin and slightly gives mini jumps. Only sounds of happy Sunny and the bells on his suit are heard.

-I'M YOUR FAVORITE?! - Of course. You're like a little ball of sunshine. You always make my day! - AWWW Y/N! -

He would be more extroverted than usual. He would be trotting all over the place. He was sure that your favorite would be; Roxy for her cars or Freddy for his aura and prominence. But now he sees that it's not and he is VERY happy.

His favorite Officer has chosen him? He ADORES you. He loves the way you treat all kinds of people, plus he thinks you are very funny and always thinks of how to tell you to stay and "have tea" with him. With the lights on obviously. 🌝

When he sees you he just screams, I mean he doesn't even hide it, he tells all the kids you are the best and then runs up to you to give you a hug. I've already told you; he ADORES YOU.

Moonie 🌙

Confusion, joy and nerves. WHAT.

He wouldn't know how to respond. Moon is not as outgoing as the rest of the members, so he would just let out a small laugh with his arms crossed.

- Are you sure? - Absolutely! I love how you can be creepy and adorable at the same time! I would give anything to have you at home when I have insomnia. You sing beautifully. - Mmh. Thank you Y/N. -

Honestly, he'd never felt so calm and happy. He was 100% sure that your favorite would be one of the glamrocks, and if not, it would be Sun for sure. Besides, since the incident, there are some children who are afraid of him. Why would you choose him? Well, you've left him speechless. HE'S IN LOVE.

But no, you chose him. The kids never stop talking about you, and when he sees you talking to the little ones or even your co-workers he has always noticed a beautiful aura about you. Could we say that you are his favorite? Yep. And when you go to visit them you always ask Sun about him, it makes him feel special. He loves you. 👀

When he sees you he comes to you and you talk in whispers, he asks you how was your day and he listens to you, he loves listening to you. If you come to trust him, he would give you hugs. He feels like he must protect you, so PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HIM.😾

#fnaf sb #security breach #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #roxy wolf #monty #fnaf headcanons #fnaf fluff #sundrop #the daycare attendant #moondrop

[sikyurame]

🌧️ for Donro

This is cheating, but all I have is this wip I’ve been working on since…August? 👀

Takes places in the reboot universe, Gyro and Donald have a chat about their past relationship while it rains

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After a week long heatwave, the weather started to cool in Duckburg as rain finally showered the city. Images of fuzzy buildings and citizens reflected off the streets and sidewalks.

Along the outskirts, was a house filled to the brim with gadgets and gizmos, some strewn about the yard or on the house itself. At the front of the house, sat a duck and a rooster chatting away underneath the roof that kept them dry from the light drizzle.

“You really tried to test Mrs. Beakley? Of all people?” Gyro wheezed, as he rubbed a tear from his eye, “Why!?”

“Because she set so many rules when we first moved in!” Donald stated, “I’m sure you would’ve done the same thing if you were in my place!”

“Donald please, I’ve known her for a decade now. I would never try to test that woman’s patience. I value my life, thank you very much.”

The duck grumbled, “Still, I appreciate her not breathing down my neck every time I did something.”

“You doofus, isn’t she the caretaker of Scrooge’s mansion? It’s pretty much her job,” Gyro replied before covering his beak in an attempt to hide his snickers.

Donald’s eye twitched, but after a few seconds he released his tension and joined in his friend’s laughter. Who was he kidding? He was a walking safety hazard when he first moved back into Scrooge’s mansion.

Not a moment sooner, the drizzle started to pick up a bit, causing Gyro to yelp as he pulled his legs up on the porch as the rain began seep through his pants. The inventor let out an irritated groan.

“I gotta get an umbrella,” Gyro announced as he walked to the front door, “I’ll be back in a bit, do NOT touch anything while I’m gone.”

“Aye-aye boss man,” Donald saluted. He was well aware of the severity of the warning, Gyro had a habit of leaving all his incomplete projects outside his workshop, and the duck didn’t want to see the results of what could happen if they weren’t handled properly.

With Gyro now out of sight, Donald gazed up at the large gray cloud blanketing the sky. His mind began to wander as he felt droplets of rain land against his beak.

It had been a long time since he got to hang out with the scientist. But after all that happened in the span of a decade, Donald could see why the long pause. Ever since that fateful day when he stormed out of McDuck Mansion after the incident, he had cut off contact with everyone.

Scrooge. Beakley. Duckworth….

And Gyro.

Nowadays it seemed outlandish, but once upon a time Donald remembered having a close relationship with Gyro since childhood. They were like two peas in a pod, and eventually that friendship blossomed into something more.

Donald tapped his fingers on the wood below as he closed his eyes, remembering those intimate moments: their first kiss, their first date at funzos, and all those late night phone calls.

All those cherished memories, were just that memories. Now here they are, years later and barely hanging out again.

/////You should be happy. At least you guys are trying to reconnect again. Isn’t that great?/////

/////No I’m not.///// Donald answered himself.

“Aha, I knew I’d find it!”

Donald nearly jumped at the sudden yell. He shifted his head to catch Gyro jumping out of his house with a rather small device in his hand.

“What the heck is that?” Donald questioned.

“My umbrella of course!”

“Gyro, no offense, but that looks more like a wand then an umbrella.”

“Hmph! To simpletons like you! Feist your eyes on my latest invention, UMtron! With a simple flick of your wrist, the wand turns into an umbrella!” Gyro explained as a compartment opened revealing the umbrella folds.

“Alrighty, not anything I’d call impressive,” Donald said unamusingly.

“The disrespect. BEHOLD, for it can also substitute as a popcorn maker. Now, hold out your hands and BE AMAZED,” Gyro announced before pressing a button.

Donald watched as a tube came out from underneath the umbrella fabric. Intrigued, the duck held out his hands and with another button press, popcorn spilled into his palms.

“Alright, that’s pretty impressive,” Donald chuckled as he took a bite of the popcorn, “Is butter the only flavor?”

“Ick, must you insult me? There are about thirty different popcorn flavors programmed in here.”

“…thirty?”

“Yes thirty, oh my god you’re as shocked as Boyd and Newton when I showed them the first time.”

Donald was about to question further, but decided to snap his beak shut. He’s learned not to question Gyro about the “quirks” with his inventions.

However, Donald did think about something else to ask, “Cool, but how long until this one eventually swears allegiance to the dark side.”

“YOU WOU—I will ignore that and accept your half hearted praise,” Gyro hummed before sitting back down on the porch steps with his umbrella in hand. With another button press, popcorn spilled onto his own hand.

“Why popcorn though?” Donald asked as he popped another kernel into his beak.

“Why not popcorn?” Gyro shrugged, “Why not ALL the popcorn?”

“I MEANT why specifically popcorn coming from the tube. I would expect something like black licorice, especially from you,” Donald replied with an eyeroll.

Gyro shrugged again before shoving the rest of the kernels into his beak, “Didn’t feel like it.”

Donald couldn’t help but snort at that reply as he gave the rooster a light shove.

Such a typical Gyro answer.

Soon the two fell into silence once more as the rain filled in the noise. Donald threw kernels into his beak while Gyro sat quietly underneath his umbrella, the rooster’s gaze lingered down to a puddle below his shoe.

It felt soothing, perfect almost.

Almost.

Upon finishing his snack, Donald turned his attention to Gyro who was busy lightly tapping his shoe on the puddle.

Donald wanted to speak about his prior thoughts, but he hesitated. He wasn’t sure how receptive Gyro would be if he brought up the past.

He had just gotten his best friend back, would it really be worth risking Gyro just because he decided to indulge in the past? The more he thought about it, the more he realized how tough this was.

“…you okay?” Gyro asked.

“Uhh,” Donald said his brain still in autopilot.

Gyro rolled his eyes before poking at Donald’s forehead, “Are you okay? You’re just staring at me, and I find that a little creepy.”

“Oh sorry,” Donald paused, “I just have a lot on my mind at the moment.”

Gyro frowned, “…You wanna talk about it?”

“I want too…but also not.”

“Sounds conflicting, maybe you should just say.”

“Yeah, but…there’s something I have to speak up about that I just don’t want too.”

“Like what?”

“Um…”

“…Does it involve me?”

“…No.”

Gyro raised his eyebrows, his eyelids half lidded with an unamused stare directed at Donald.

“Okay, yes it involves you, but I don’t want to…y’know share too much about it.”

“…well that’s pretty unhelpful. If it’s about me, then I have the right to hear everything about whatever it is your so worried about, wouldn’t you agree?”

“Yeah, but—“

“Then say it.”

Donald hesitated. His next move could easily make or break whatever bond he had managed to forge with the man next to him, and that was a bridge he wasn’t sure if he wanted to burn again.

//Well, there’s only one way to find out…// Donald panicked inwardly as he took a breath.

“It’s about us,” the duck stated as he turned his head toward the inventor next to him.

Gyro stared in confusion before fixing his glasses, “What about us?”

“The past, Gyro.”

“The past? What are you trying to tell m—oh,” Gyro cut himself off as he realized what the duck was alluding at, “Well leave it be then, we’re passed that point.”

“What do you mean?”

Gyro sighed, “Means, I’m having second thoughts about offering to listen.”

Yeah that was the exact response Donald was nervous about. He couldn’t fault Gyro in his change of tone.

But for some reason, Donald still wanted to push the subject further.

“Yeah but, I feel like we need to clear it up and—“

Gyro snorted, “There’s nothing to clear up. It didn’t work out, so we broke it off. Let’s move on.”

At this point, the rain picked up speed, now it was a downpour. Puddles splashed below from contact from fallen droplets. The pitter-patter now echoing the sound of people clapping.

Donald frowned. Gyro always had a habit of being blunt about things, but this made their past relationship sound like a disaster rather than what it actually was.

“Gyro, you know that’s not true.”

“…Like I said, let’s not bring it up.”

“I know you don’t want to speak of it—“

“As I’ve boldly repeated a few times now.”

“—But Gyro, I think it’s time that we have a chat about—“

“No, we don’t.”

“Gyro, don’t do this.”

“I’m not doing anything, you’re the one that’s pushing this!”

“Gyro, please. Our relationship wasn’t going downhill—“

“Then, why’d you say it when you dumped me in the middle of my GODDAMN INTERNSHIP!”

The outburst was sudden. Donald nearly fell over from the sheer volume of Gyro’s voice. He knew bringing up their past was a sensitive topic, but he wasn’t expecting such an angry yell.

After a few seconds, realization dawned upon Gyro as the rooster managed to pick up what had just happened. Horror filled his eyeballs. Gyro could feel tears running down his cheeks, his body shook, as his grip tightened on the umbrella The rooster scrambled to pull himself back together in a vain attempt.

“N-no I…I mean…I’m n-not…ugh,” Gyro stuttered. It was an involuntary reaction, a tone he used to carry back in his younger years, something he thought he’d left in the past.

Gyro felt Donald’s hand on his shoulder. He closed his eyes and turned his head in the other direction. The last thing he needed was Donald laughing at him for falling back into his old pathetic speech pattern.

However to his surprise, that didn’t happen. No, not at all, instead Donald patted his shoulder, and with a soothing tone the duck told him too, “Take a deep breath.”

“H-huh?”

“Take a deep breath.”

“But…”

“Just take a deep breath, okay?”

There was a few seconds of silence before Gyro finally nodded back and closed his eyes. Slowly inhaled a chunk of air, and soon after he exhaled that chunk out before repeating the action a few more times.

Little by little, Gyro felt the stress leave his body with every exhale.

Confident that his panic had ceased, Gyro reopened his eyes, he looked over to Donald who had a small smile on his beak.

The duck lightly patted the inventor’s back, “There, better now?”

“Yeah,” Gyro shrugged, “I…apologize I didn’t mean for any of that, especially the uh—whole thing I yelled.”

“It’s fine,” Donald shrugged as he scooted closer, “It’s not your fault, I kind of forced it on you.”

“Yeah, you did. Granted, me trying to dodge the question probably didn’t help,” Gyro grimaced, with a slight hint of embarrasment in his tone.

Donald gave him a cheeky smile, in an attempt to lighten the mood the duck responded back with, “Aww, is that regret I hear?”

Gyro said nothing instead giving the duck an amused stare.

#asks #donro #Sikyu: Ah yeah if anyone asks for a story it’ll be short nothing more than ten paragraphs #also Sikyu: …so here’s a wip I’ve been slowly writing since August of last year #lol look I was lazy to write another donro rain story so I’m spoiling yall with this wip that I may or may not finish >> #uhh do not mind any typos or slashes those are just reminders for me for when I ever make it to revising this gosh dang thing

[felassan]

Transcript of Jeff Grub’s latest DA4 info, from a GiantBomb livestream, for those who missed what was said:

“Then we get, um, a little bit of Dragon Age news. Now, I'm gonna like, temper expectations immediately. Don't expect a lot. Do not expect.. um. Don't - I don't think there's gonna be like a trailer or gameplay or anything like that. Um, and really I'm not even sure of the reason why they're doing exactly this thing that they're doing. It seems a little bit weird. But, um, in about an hour and a half or so, uh, they should come out and say the name of the game. And I think that might be it. So, if you are - okay, I always do this thing where I'm like 'Oh, you know, who's gonna care about that', and then I remember BioWare fans exist, and how nuts they are, 'cause this happened with Mass Effect, where I was talking about Mass Effect: Legendary Edition, and I was like 'yeah that sounds cool, I love those games, I'll play those games again', and there were people who were just like showing up for the first time in my comments or whatever, or showing up on GamesBeat, or showing up in the YouTube comments and just losing their minds. Just the biggest fans in the world. And then uh, so really, I think, just dropping the name, some Dragon Age fans are going to be like 'OH MY GOD, this is amazing' but I think if you are expecting more than that, today might be a little disappointing. But yeah, seems like they're coming out with the name, seems like they have their reasons, again I don't fully understand why exactly we're going to get just this little thing and then move on, um, but I mean maybe it's just like they wanna keep, give fans a sign of life, say 'Dragon Age is still coming, Dragon Age 4 is still coming'.

Now, when is it coming, we've talked about it before on this show, if you're a regular viewer or regular listener, you know this already, nothing's changed there, if you're just tuning in, I know more people watch during the E3 timeframe. If you're wondering when it's gonna come, it's still not coming until at least the middle of next year, and then probably a little bit later, towards the end of next year, um, so we're at least a year away, at least, and then probably closer to still a year and a quarter, a year and a half off, like, you know, we're talking about the end of next year, something like that. So yeah, it's not coming out this year, it's not coming out at the end of this fiscal year. Do not expect it before basically June of next year, is the earliest. And then, really, are they gonna put it out in the summer? I doubt it. It's probably gonna come out closer to the fall.

But yeah, that's like the big news I can give you there. They're gonna give you many of these details. They'll probably, they probably won't say a timeframe, cause they haven't really been saying that much, except for they might say, like, ‘oh, Dragon Age: Blank’, you know, the name is out there if you really want it, I've, we've teased it on Twitter a little bit. Credit to Tom Henderson who started doing this stuff, teasing this first this morning, if you really wanna know the name go check out his Twitter feed, he basically just said it, so. At least as far as I know. I guess, maybe they pulled a fast one on us, but that's my understanding, is, y'know, we'll get that name today. And yeah, that's it. So again, temper those expectations."

Source: Jeff Grubb / GiantBomb on Twitch

#dragon age 4 #the dread wolf rises #dragon age #bioware #video games #da4 #mass effect #dragon age: dreadwolf #lul #funny that he basically outright says yeah um uh dragon age fans are basically feral LOL #long post #longpost

[blu-writes]

♥︎ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 ♥︎

An original story entirely created by Me.

Eclipse belongs to @eclipse-wisp . Blu belongs to myself!

The sweet smell of freshly baked muffins filled the air as the glass doors to the café swung open and shut with each passing customer. People of all races shuffled in and out, bidding each other rushed hellos as they went about their day, fresh coffee or tea in hand, some even treating themselves to a warm pastry as well.

The man behind the counter tucked his hair behind his ear, using a pencil to hold it there as he ran back and forth, dancing between other employees to take care of making coffees and pulling various sweets out of the ovens.

“Excuse me, sir?” A soft voice rang out from the other side of the counter. He threw out a quick apology and asked the customer to give him just a moment as he placed the hot tray onto the counter to cool and pulled off his oven mitt before turning around. “Good morning ma’am! What can I do for you today?” She smiled at him and pulled out her phone, swiping through a text conversation quickly before clicking on a photo. “I’m sorry this may be a bit difficult to place but my son has been here before with his nanny and he told me that I just have to try this muffin.”

He smiled down at her and nodded, “Of course! Those are our lemon poppyseed muffins with a made in house lemon glaze! We have a batch of them in the oven right now if you’re okay with waiting!” She looked down at her watch before nodding, “That should be fine, I don’t need to be at the office for a bit. May I also order a coffee?” He nodded and waved her over towards the register. “I’d like to get a pumpkin mocha coffee, preferably hot since it is a bit chilly this morning.” He chuckled and agreed “Of course ma’am, and what would be a good name for the order?”

“Blu will be fine! I’ll just be waiting right to the side until the muffins are ready.” She paid and walked to the side of the small shop, answering a few calls here and there from people while she waited. The oven dinged and an elf drifted past where eclipse stood taking more orders to pull the fresh muffins out and set them on a rack to cool. Eclipse turned quickly after placing the last order and began to brew and fix up each coffee that had came through.

“Miss Blu? I have your coffee ready if you’d like to take it now.” He smiled down at her and placed it on the counter, sliding it towards her as she grabbed it. “Thank you so much,” she reached into the top of her shirt and pulled out a $10 bill. “And here, I see how hard you’ve been working. You’re doing amazing! Keep up the go-“

“Order for Blu?! Blu?! One lemon poppyseed muffin for Blu?” A smaller fairy flew up towards the counter with the bag as Blu raised her hand slightly and waved the fairy over. “That’s me, thank you so much sir.” The fairy nodded and flew back down to collect another bag. “Anyways, keep up the good work, you’ve made so many people smile already today with how kind you are to them, it’s refreshing to see someone act so kindly to other people, even if they don’t know them.”

Eclipse smiled once more and took the tip, thanking her for being so kind. “Y’know, I just don’t see a reason to be an asshole. At the end of the day we all have the same goal. To go home and prepare to do it all again the next day. So why bother making someone’s day harder by being rude.” Blu swallowed a sip of her coffee and nodded. “I couldn’t agree more, There’s no reason to treat anyone any differently ever. No matter the person’s status.”

Her watch beeped a few times and her ears twitched as a shocked look flooded over her features. “Shit I’m gonna be late! I’ll stop by on my lunch break. What time are you here till?” He checked his own watch and called out from where he stood as she began to walk backwards towards the door. “I work until 2pm so I’ll see you around noon?” She nodded and grinned at him. “I’ll see you then Eclipse.” And he grinned back. “See ya then Miss Blu.”

The elf from earlier leaned over onto the counter, relaxing for a second as the shop began to slow down from the breakfast rush. “So?” Eclipse turned to look at her, slightly confused. “What do you mean so?” She rolled her eyes and motioned towards the door. “Find yourself a date? What was that all about?” Eclipse rolled his eyes and shook his head. “Really Sylk? Why the hell would you think I had a date.” He crossed his arms and leaned against the counter as well, matching her stance.

“Come on dude. A woman like that would have you set for life! Didn’t you see her badge?” He cocked an eyebrow at her and she smacked her head down against her now folded arms. “Really? She was the head journalist of Medusarian Today.” He huffed kinda and looked out the door. “Well, I’m not really looking for a relationship at the moment. Just trying to make myself a life here before I try and get laid y’know.” Sylk shook her head and made a retching noise. “Gross dude. Don’t wanna hear about my buddies sex life. Thanks anyways though.” She pushed herself off the counter and tossed a rag at him.

“Here start making yourself useful and clean up before the big boss comes around and starts chewing us out.” He chuckled and pulled a spray bottle from a small alcove under the counter and sprayed some on the rag before wiping around the coffee machines, listening out for the bell on the door to inevitably chime again as another customer made their way in.

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Popping the last bite of the muffin into her mouth, Blu flew into the doors of the Newspaper office, flying straight up the stairwell to save the time of walking. She buzzed past a few coworkers, apologizing as their papers flew out of their hands and landed directly in front of her office door. “Good morning Ms. Medusarian! Eventful morning?” A shorter goblin woman smiled up at her. “Good morning Elora, and I wouldn’t say eventful. Just a longer than usual stop at Rolling Hills.”

Elora chuckled and nodded. “I never have the time to stop before I come in, I hear that they have really good pastry’s though!” Blu nodded and opened the door to her office, motioning for Elora to follow suit. “Come on girl, we got work to do.” Elora did a fake salute and puffed out her chest, trailing behind Blu to make it inside before the door closed and she couldn’t reach the knob.

Blu set down her coffee and sat in her chair spinning a few times while she waited for her computer to boot up. “Alright, lay it on me. Any good stories from the past week? Anything that’ll make all the elves and orcs really get going?” Elora moved through a couple of files and placed some onto Blu’s desk. “We haven’t really came across anything too interesting lately, but with Halloween rolling around and Thanksgiving not too far behind a lot of folks are wanting to celebrate early.” Blu hummed and looked through the files, tossing them all to the side as she ran a hand through her hair.

“I guess we could run a few stories on the latest holiday trends and some events that are going on around Medusai. I could ask my Dad for a list of the events he has in the city hall.” Elora nodded and jotted down a few notes. “I think we could get a few good stories on the rising population of spirits this year. Usually they don’t come in until there’s only a few days before Halloween but this year they’ve been coming earlier.” Elora continued jotting down her notes and ripped the paper off of her notepad and handed it to Blu. She gave it a quick once over and rolled it up like a scroll, tied a little green ribbon on it, and held it in her palm. It glowed bright blue and one by one became little water droplets that collected into a puddle in her hand. She blew on the puddle and it faded away. “Alright, I sent it down to Chrys. She should start researching everything once she gets in around 12. Anything else on our menu today or can I get started on my background work?” Elora put her notepad face down in her lap and looked up at Blu from her seat.

“Y’know, Ms. Blu, you haven’t had any time off recently, I’m sure your son would love to have you home a bit early today.” Blu sighed and leaned back in her chair. “Elora I-“ Elora held up a finger and motioned for Blu to stop talking. “Go spend time with Asmodeous. He misses you Blu, you’re working yourself to death.”

Blu sighed once more, a bit more dramatically and nodded. “Fine, go ahead and clear my schedule for the next three days. If I have any important meetings tell the CEO I’ll be back in a few days, that I’m sick or something.” Elora nodded and smiled up at Blu, holding out her hand to take the files. “Thank you, Blu. Take some time before the holidays and enjoy yourself. Maybe even try to go on a date or two.” Blu rolled her eyes and smacked the files into her hand. “Fine, I’ll see you soon El.” And she rose from her desk and shut her computer down, grabbing her coffee before flying out the door.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Mommy!!” Asmodeous jumped into Blu’s arms and giggled as she spun him around. “Hi baby! I thought I’d come home and spend some time with you today! Maybe we can go get some muffins from that shop you like?” Asmo’s face lit up like a light and he nodded quickly. “Baby where’s Erawin? I’d like to tell her she can go home if she’d like to.” Asmo flew out of his mother’s arms and landed onto the wooden floor. “This way mommy, Nana is cleaning up the kitchen.” Blu grabbed her sons smaller hand and walked down the hall, knocking on the wall before entering the kitchen.

“Good morning Miss. Erawin, how are you today?” The goblin turned around and dried her hands off on a dish towel that was hanging over her shoulder. “Good morning Miss Blu! I’m doing good thank you! You’re home early, is everything alright?” Blu nodded and picked Asmodeous back up, placing him on her hip. “Your sister actually gave me the day off, she wouldn’t quit nagging me to take some time for myself.” Erawin laughed to herself and nodded. “Yeah that sounds like her, she kept telling me that she was worried about how much you’d been working.” Blu shook her head and sighed. “I keep telling her that I’m fine, I’m trying to pick up a few extra shifts so I have plenty of money for the holidays.”

Asmodeous wriggled his way out of Blu’s arms once again and flew off down the hallway, the sound of him rummaging through his toy box rang out from his room. “Y’know Miss Blu, I’m really glad you took Elora’s advice. Asmo really misses having you around, especially after what happened with his father.” Blu nodded and ran a hand through her hair. “I know, but after he left I had to pick up so many extra shifts at the office to continue to give him the comfortable life he always had an-“ Erawin held up her hand and shook her head.

“Blu, I get it. I’m not mad or upset with you, trust me. I just think it would be nice if you found someone to settle down with, someone who could treat Asmodeous like he was one of their own.” Blu shook her head and sighed. “Erawin please. I don’t know if I even could bring myself to start seeing someone romantically again. I’d be better off finding a friend and asking if they would want to live here and be a ’father figure’. After Vero I don’t even know if Asmo would want another father in his life.” Erawin opened her mouth beginning to speak once more but was cut off by Asmodeous flying quickly back through the door.

“Mommy can we go now? I’m so hungry I feel like I’m gonna die!” Blu and Erawin looked between each other and giggled. Erawin scooped Asmodeous into her arms and began walking towards the living room. “I’ll keep him occupied and get his shoes on for you Miss Blu, go change out of your suit. And do your makeup! Who knows maybe you’ll run into Prince Charming while you’re there!”

Blu shot a few Fae curses under her breath towards Erawin and walked upstairs towards her own room, pulling her heels off before she even made it to her room. She waved her hand towards the closet and it opened up, revealing a wide variety of shirts, dresses, suits, and in the very back, a white wedding gown. Blu pulled off her skirt and her button down shirt and tossed them into a basket beside her dresser, walking towards the closet. She ran her hand across the fabric of the wedding gown, a deep emptiness threatening to fill her chest, before she pulled a dark green jumpsuit out of the closet and slipped it on.

She pulled her hair back into a tight ponytail, leaving a long strand out to hang over her face. The water like texture of her hair flowed throughout the ponytail, leaving a pretty sea foam at the very bottom hanging just below her lower back. She slipped on some white sandals and swiped some light makeup over her face before heading back downstairs to head out with Asmodeous.

“Alright sweetheart are you ready to go? We can get there just after the lunch rush if we leave now so all of the muffins should be fresh!” Asmodeous jumped up and ran to the door, hovering right in front of it waiting impatiently for his Mother. “Miss Erawin you are more than welcome to head home for the day whenever you would like. I’ll send you your paycheck once we get to the café.” Erawin nodded and stood from where she sat. “Yes ma’am! Thank you so much for the day off, I’m just going to finish tidying up and then I’ll head out!” Blu gave her a quick hug and thanked her again for helping out around the house before she grabbed Asmodeous’s hand and opened the door.

“Come on baby, let’s go have some snacks and then maybe we can head to the park or to the movies.”

#vtuber #vtuber fanfics #cafe au #vt fanfic #Blu_Skiesss #Eclipse_Wisp #twitch #twitch streamer #original content #original story #romance #romance story

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

Lance being an amazing diplomatic mayhaps??

Y'know I really like this concept :D

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"Paladins listen up! Today we are going down to the Xather galaxy to attend their planets annual party. While we are allowed to have fun, please remember that this is a diplomatic mission above all else. We need to get these planets on our side." Allura's voice boomed over the castle deck.

"Roger roger princess." Lance flashed her a toothy smile.

Allura gave him a tight smile and she turned to talk to Coran. Shiro asked questions on how they should present themselves, if they should wear their armor or dress casual, etc.

Coran began to give them all tips and tricks on diplomacy, looking at Keith when he talked about keeping your cool.

Lance tuned the chatter out, he may have never been in an official diplomatic meeting; but he had something up his sleeve. He was the youngest.

Pidge was also the youngest but the youngest of two. Lance was the youngest of five. He had mastered the art of painting his ideas in the best lighting, making him seem like the best person to team up with, getting people to open up to him.

Convincing people to trust him came easy to him, and he had won nearly every battle of which movie his family should watch every Friday night. He may not be the most professional diplomat out there, but he knew he could get anyone on board.

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Lance took a sip of his drink, letting the harsh taste burn his tongue. The officials were more skeptical than they usual dealt with. The war hadn't even come near their galaxy yet, so they didn't see the need to send resources to help Voltron.

He could see Allura's eye twitch with annoyance when she had to repeat herself again on why Voltron was important for the war.

Lance glanced around the table, the other team members share her look of annoyance, clearly ready to dip from the meeting as soon as they could.

Lance was also feeling a bit fidgety, he was ready to go do something, not keep sitting in these chairs. "If I may princess I would like to say something."

She glanced at him, an unreadable emotion behind her face. Lance didn't give her time to deny him; usually Shiro, her and Coran usually took control of these meeting.

"Look, your officialness Voltron is needed for many reasons and we don't want you to be kicking yourself later because you missed your shot." All I have to do it find their weakness, what they want.

The officials murmured amongst themselves, one of them taking the lead. "Blue Paladin, as we already said we don't want to waste any resources."

Lance nodded, "I understand that but look at your solar system! Look at this festival, you all clearly know how to have a party. You," he pointed towards a member who was dressed in various pastel colors, "mentioned that your planet is known for it's scenery and relaxation right?"

The alien blushed a bit and gave sheepish nod.

Lance flashed them his signature smile, moving on to who was sitting next to them. "Your planet is known for your specialty indigent's and dishes you make."

He slowly made his way down the line, not missing how each of them relaxed under each word he said.

"What are you getting at Blue Paladin?"

Lance leaned back in chair some, he could feel his team looking at him with confusion and awe.

"Well, joining up with Voltron only adds to your traction. Our supporters are going to hear about the beauty of this galaxy, of your planets. They will come to visit you all and spend plenty of money."

He fought back a smile as all of them perked up at that. Bingo. "it will be constant visitors. Plus, when we" he gestured to his team, "make other alliances that's even more people to tell about this place. Now, supporting Voltron does require some resources I won't sugar coat that. But what you'll lose helping us, you will gain more of with your exposure to us."

They mumbled to each other, "what would we have to do as Voltrons alliance?"

Lance took another sip of drink, "support us when the Galra attack, when we plan bigger battles either offer us soldiers or supplies. Assist us in evacuating nearby planets and of course, we will protect you when or if the Galra eventually make it to this side of the Galaxy."

Some more chatter and Lance finally took a moment to look at his team. Allura and Coran looked like thought they were about to cry of happiness, Shiro had a proud expression on his face, Hunk and Pidge wore wide grins and Keith looked a bit impressed.

The aliens faced Lance again, "how do we sign up to help?"

Lance grinned, "it's easy."

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"How the hell did you do that?" Keith sped walked behind him, the others close behind him.

Lance turned around, they had just gotten back on the castle and he was exhausted. "Do what?"

"That...you totally got us on our side!" Pidge exclaimed.

"Yeah! They were not budging with us." Hunk said.

"Oh that? It was easy, just needed to find what was in it for them."

"How did you find that out?" Shiro asked.

"Did no one else see them perk up to the idea of more money?" They all looked at each other, "okay maybe it wasn't as prominent as it was to me."

"Lance, would you be interested in more diplomatic missions in the future?" Allura asked.

"Of course princess."

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I love love love this!!!!

I hope you did too <3

Thank you <333

#answer anon #my writing #i love lance #youngest sibling lance #canon lance family #lance #lance mcclain #lance vld #lance voltron #lance voltron legendary defender #long post #thank you #<33333

[pargolettasworld]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozOWz4Ik3-s

The song we’re listening to here is a Sephardic love song about someone watching a pretty girl walk down a street and being too nervous to talk to her -- pretty standard love song fare.  The two interesting things about it that I want to highlight are its use of language and its marketing.

This song is in . . . well, no.  It’s not in a language.  It’s in several different languages -- the liner notes to the album claim Ladino, Italian, French, English, and Arabic -- all switching back and forth, sometimes even within a phrase.  It’s a really cool effect, and it’s a nice nod to how people who live in borderlands actually talk, with bits of words and phrases combining, drawing concepts from the language that expresses them best, putting one’s own particular linguistic spin on one’s thoughts.  Add in the extra layers of language, culture, and migration that come with this being a Sephardic Jewish song, and you’ve got a really rich linguistic blend here.

Now, take a look at that album art!  This performance of this song comes from a 2000 album called Putumayo Presents: A Jewish Odyssey.  Putumayo is a record label founded in 1993 that publishes compilation albums of blues, jazz, and “world music.”  If you’ve spent any time in ethnomusicology circles, you know that saying the words “world music” can cause some of our eyebrows to twitch in interesting ways.  “World music” is largely a marketing term.  It’s deeply, deeply well-meant, and it did introduce many folk music styles to people who would otherwise not have heard of them.  Putumayo was one of the biggest “world music” promoters back in the early 2000s, although their albums are a little less ubiquitous these days.

You used to see them for sale in vaguely hippie shops and in Starbucks all the time.  The music on these albums was usually very good and very well chosen, but the marketing was what drove me crazy.  All of the albums had cover art that looked nearly identical to what you see up there in the video image, so chipper and generic that it was hard to tell which culture’s music you were being sold unless you squinted really hard at the title of the album.  The folks on this album cover are showing a couple of vaguely Jewish-adjacent signs.  If you look closely, there’s a Star of David, and the clarinet, the violin, the guy in the flat cap, and the trumpeter with his brimmed hat, glasses, and beard could all plausibly give an overall impression of “Jewishness” -- but you know that, next week, these exact same characters will appear in largely the same poses and costumes on an album of, I don’t know, Portuguese music or something.

For me, that’s why the marketing version of “world music” makes my eyebrows twitch in interesting ways.  Inside that album is some really amazing Jewish music, but there’s no cue that might tell someone who is considering picking it up what they might understand by “Jewish” here.  It’s all exotic and cool and funky and maybe a bit politely Transgressive™, giving you the feel of someone who is worldly and well-traveled and can tell interesting stories at dinner parties.  But there’s no sense of how the music works, or who the real people whose culture you’re allegedly hearing might actually be.  “World music” marketing is about the consumer’s appearance rather than the performers’ culture, and I think that’s cheating everyone involved in the transaction.

But, hey, once you get past the cover, the music is pretty good . . . you just have to get past the cover!

#jewish music

[sadlisogie]

why does no one on tumblr seem to talk about tubbo individually outside of his "duos" or "trios". I think we should make things about tubbo for once 😁 here are some reasons y'all need to get into him and why he's so much more than "uwu bee boy" OR "chaotic nuke gremlin" or whatever one dimensional character y'all decide to assign to him lmao.

- he's so knowledgeable about minecraft, especially when it comes to modded and server developing, and is way more intelligent than the fandom gives him credit for.

- he constantly creates a super welcoming environment for the lgbtq+ community (never treating anyone any differently, clearly being educated on questions others have and asking questions when need be. the stream where he learned about neopronouns and said he thought they were cool is one of my favourites). he has also raided smaller streamers, usually female or lgbtq+, which is something you don't see super often. once, when justnathantv had lost all his followers due to a twitch glitch, tubbo gifted 100 subs to him and hung out with him on stream despite never meeting him before.

- he's an amazing streamer and has done a fantastic job of integrating his chat into twitch culture while not making things too gatekeep-y, which is why so many variety streamers like mizkif, ludwig, Austin and Connor love his chat and him as a streamer. mizkif literally says he is the future of streaming, and gave him his stream key after one time in a vc with him

- his ambition and work ethic >>>. he says he's gonna do something and he gets it done. his song, his minecraft server, the voltz war series, his merch coming soon. he's so cool.

- he never asks for subs even though he's using the money for building an extension/office for his house, and he still does super cool subgoals (cooking and walking streams, horror games, merch and song snippets, etc) even when he doesn't hit them which frustrates me but shows how he's not really in it for the money but for his community who he thinks he doesn't deserve.

- he is so musically talented. its so cool how he can just pick up an instrument and learn it in like a week.

- he's genuinely such a genuine kid and you can tell by how he interacts with others, his mods, his chat, everyone. he streams for like 12 hours a day when he can on his alt simply because he wants to hang out with us.

that's why I think its so sad that a lot of people in the fandom don't really see him or respect him as an individual, and I think that needs to change. please try to catch a tubbo stream when he's not just streaming with ur faves, I'm sure you'll love him!

#hes not just tommy or ranboos best friend! #please show him some respect outside of that! #tubbo #dream smp #sorry if this came across as bitter im just annoyed at how little hes really acknowledged #bee duo #clingy duo #bench trio

[nojey]

finally

feral boys x streamer!reader (separate)

genre: fluff, crack

warning(s): none

synopsis: the feral boys finally meet their favorite streamers

dreamwastaken / clay

word count: 407

the day you met dream, you were on the phone with your best friend george, also known as georgenotfound

the day you met dream, you were on the phone with your best friend george, also known as georgenotfound

he was speedrunning on stream while you were on a discord call with him

his viewers knew who you were, not only because you were george’s best friend but also because you were a streamer too

you weren’t a big one but well known for how well you play battle box in mcc

george was about to end his stream after an unsuccessful speed run when he asked you something

“you know dream right?”

“yeah, of course, he’s one of your other best friends” you answered

“are you okay with me adding him to the call?” he asked you.

“uh sure, but aren’t you gonna end stream?” 

“no, i will after this.” he giggled

“why? are you trying to embarrass one of us?” you asked him suspiciously.

“you don’t have to worry about that.” 

you heard a ding from discord, indicating that someone joined your voice chat

“hello? dream?” george asked.

“george. why? why are you doing this to me?” dream asked.

“hi dream,” you smiled.

“uh, hi. hi (y/n).”

“george why did you add me to the call?” he asked george.

“well, i know how much you like watching their stream. and considering you’re both my best friends, why not introduce you! perfect right? anyways. i’m gonna end my stream now. let’s raid karl. and you two can talk to each other. bye now!” he left the call so now it was just you and dream in the vc

it really warmed your heart that someone with such a big platform liked watching your streams since it had been quite hard to gain a following since you started streaming

“hi dream,” you said once again

he sighed. “hi (y/n).” “i really didn’t want him to do that, i didn’t want this to be the first time we meet, you know. i just love watching your streams so much and i wanted it to, honestly, be in person. but you know, george does what he thinks he shou-”

“it’s okay dream, i’ve actually been looking forward to meeting you, considering you’re also one of george’s best friends. but i do agree, he does tend to do whatever he puts his mind to.”

after you calmed his nerves, his conversation skills skyrocketed and the conversations flowed very easily

you guys spent the rest of the night talking 

georgenotfound / george

word count: 326

being a minecraft streamer and a hypebeast got you some recognition

you were a hypebeast model on instagram and when you had announced you started streaming minecraft on twitch you had grown pretty easily

it didn’t take you time before you were invited to join mcc

not just because you had a big following but because you were actually really good at playing

since you didn’t really know any other mc streamers you got placed in a group with people you had never met

their names were Ph1lzA, WilburSoot, and GeorgeNotFound

the first time you talked to them, they welcomed you with open arms and we so nice

“hi (y/s/n)! i’m philza but you can just call me phil,” he introduced.

“hi phil!” you responded.

“i’m wilbur, is this gonna be your first mcc?” wilbur asked.

“yeah, it is. i’m actually really nervous.” you laughed a bit, to get the nerves out.

“ah okay, well no worries. we were all beginners before. don’t worry about trying to score high, just have fun!” phil assured.

“we’re just waiting for one other person and we’ll get started on the practice.” phil continued.

“okie dokie,” you said. you put yourself on mute and wiped the sweat off your hands on your pants. 

“hello, hello, sorry i’m late. had trouble starting the server.” you heard. 

“well nice of you to join us george.” wilbur said.

“yeah, yeah. hi philza, hi wilbur, hi (y/s/n)- wait, (y/s/n)??” he stuttered

“hi george?,” you said softly.

“oh my god, i’ve watched your streams before, they’re really cool. i enjoy watching them.” he rambled.

you giggled

“well thank you,” you said, still giggling a little.

for the rest of the day you all practiced, everyone giving you pointers, but george watching carefully to make sure you understood the pointers you were getting

and if you didn’t then he knew to tell you which part you were kind of misunderstanding

sapnap

word count: 398

you met sapnap long before you became a streamer

you were a big fan of sapnap

and one day you ran into him in public

it was a short interaction but it really meant a lot to you

so you asked for a picture to remember the moment by

after you took the picture you said your goodbyes and you were extremely excited

a few weeks after than interaction you had made the decision to start streaming

you were thinking about becoming one for a long time and after meeting sapnap you made your decision 

because you wanted to be the type of person sapnap was to you

and be a person someone looked up to and meet people that felt the way about you that you feel about sapnap

you’d been a streamer for a few months when you got a raid from sapnap himself

his viewers were suggesting he raided you so he did

you freaked out, you gained a small following and the fact that sapnap decided to raid you? amazed

but what you didn’t know was that he kept watching you

after he saw how appreciative you were he wanted to watch more and he got intrigued

so he followed you and started watching your streams almost every time you streamed whenever he wasn’t busy

after about 2 years of streaming you got a very big following

your supporters were stalking your twitter and found the picture of you and sapnap when you both met

they then began to repost it on twitter tagging the both of you

you saw it and replied, “LMAO i look so small. but big shoutout to sapnap for raiding me as a small streamer and making all this possible <3″

he saw your reply and his eyes went big

HE MET YOU BEFORE!??

he then proceeded to respond to your tweet, “we’ve met before??”

and it went back and forward

“yeah, it was before i was a streamer, we met at like.. the grocery store lol”

“i literally had no idea you were a fan of me”

“yup, i’ve been for the past 3 years”

“dude after i raided you i started watching your streams and you became my favorite streamer”

“well,, you’re still my favorite streamer ;)” 

after that sapnap dmd you asking if you guys could meet in person again

and who could pass up that offer

karl jacobs

word count: 510

you and karl met at twitchcon

you had recently become a big streamer and this was your 2nd time going to twitchcon

1st time having a meet and greet

meeting your supporters meant so much to you 

you finally get to give each of them a hug, and it may not be all of them but seeing this many people come out to meet you meant more than anyone could imagine

but being at twitchcon also meant you could meet your streamer friends 

which made everything 10x more exciting

you decided to meet up with your friend, valkyrae and you guys were going to a creator party

when you finally got to see her you gave her a huge hug that lasted a while because it was the first time you were meeting in person

once you both reached the venue of where the party was being held you all met up with your other friends. you hadn’t met any of them in person but rae had

you saw sykkuno, lily, michael, toast, and a few other people and smiled really big, excited to see all of them

you finally got to them and pulled them into a group hug

“you guys!! oh my god it feels so good to finally meet all of you!” you said.

“it’s nice to meet you in person, (y/n).” sykkuno said smiling at you

you let go of the hug and remembered everyone else that they were with

“hi! i’m (y/s/n) but you can just call me (y/n),” you said with a smile.

“this is karl, poki, and scarra.” toast introduced.

you saw karl and poki whispering to each other while you got into a conversation with everyone else.

poki coughed and said, “hey guys! don’t we have to go to that thing, right? that thing.” hinting at something, looking between you and karl.

you’re pretty sure everyone caught on and they all agreed.

“oh yeah! that thing!”

“yeah, we should probably go!”

“yup, don’t wanna be late to that thing.”

you looked at them with an unimpressed look as they walked away, looking behind their shoulders to see you and karl standing there.

“hi, i’m-i’m karl, i’m sorry about that. i just told poki that you’re like literally my favorite streamer and i guess she wanted us to talk more? i don’t know, but it’s really nice to meet you.” karl said.

you laughed as you quickly understood your friends weird behavior

“yeah, you raided me a few times- thank you for that by the way. it helped me a lot in growing my fanbase and i don’t think i’d be where i am if you hadn’t raided me.” you smiled at him. he beamed and smiled back at you.

“yeah, no, it was no problem. like i said you’re literally my favorite streamer and being able to help you with that is absolutely insane to me.”

for the rest of the party, your friends could see both of you talking the night away

and maybe even dance together

quackity

word count: 428

finding out what to do for stream was kinda hard when pretty much all your friends were busy

but then you got a text from karl, asking if you wanted to play jackbox with him and a few friends

you accepted, knowing you wouldn’t have anything else to stream

in the lobby it would be you, karl, dream, sapnap and a few other people you didn’t know

when it was finally time to play, you started up your stream and introduced what you’d be playing that night

“hey guys, welcome welcome, welcome. today i’m gonna be playing jackbox with karl, dream, sapnap, and a few other of karls friends.” 

you joined the vc and immediately heard a lot of boys talking very loudly

you let out a small, “hello?” 

somehow everyone heard you and stopped talking

“(y/n)!” karl yelled out.

dream and sapnap let out a “hi, (y/n)” and you said hello back.

“hi everyone, i’m (y/s/n) but you all can call me (y/n)” you introduced yourself.

eveyrone else said hi and introduced themselves

you found out you were playing with quackity, wilbur, tommy, and techno too

during mad verse city karl was going against quackity and his rap went something like this

“you talk so weird, i’m gonna need translator, next time (y/n)’s here they’re gonna be a hater, because your big crush on them i’ll see ya later”

your mouth was wide open while all the boys started teasing quackity

“what the fuck! i don’t have a crush on them!” 

quackity ended up losing that one.

after the game and you ended you stream you asked quackity to stay

“hi quackity,” you said, with an energetic voice

“... hey, (y/n)” 

“sooo, was what karl said true?” you asked.

“mm not necessarily. it’s not that i have a crush on you. you’re.. just my favorite streamer and you know. this is the first time i’m meeting you and i was telling all of them that i’m nervous because i’ve never talked to you before and i think you’re a great streamer and that you put out really funny content and i didn’t wanna embarrass myself but. karl did that for me.” he rambled

you giggled

“i think that’s really cute. thank you for supporting me. you can dm me on twitter or discord if you ever wanna play sometime.” you told him and left the vc.

you then saw all the boys you were playing with pile into the vc and you could only imagine what they were talking about.

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[storiesforallfandoms]

his domination ~ the joker;dceu

word count: 1660

request?: yes!

“Can you write a Joker/Reader fic where the reader is the only person allowed to dominate the Joker? Very smutty please.”

description: in which gotham’s most feared villain prefers to be dominated by his beautiful girlfriend

pairing: joker x female!reader

warnings: swearing, smut, mentions of violence

masterlist (one, two)

it wasn’t specified which joker was wanted for the imagine so i wrote the one i knew best...but like...the good version of it

There was something about watching Joker being so dominant with others that turned you on, especially knowing that the roles would be reversed when you two finally got some privacy.

There was some sad sack down on his knees, begging Joker for forgiveness. For what reason, you couldn’t remember. There were too many people who were afraid of him to keep track of all the reasons why. Whatever the case, Joker was merely laughing in this face of this man, who was now weeping at Joker’s feet.

“Oh, how I love to hear them beg,” Joker said to you over his shoulder.

You smirked at him in response as he raised his gun and shot the man right between the eyes. He watched as the man’s body fell before turning back to you and wrapping an arm around your waist. He began kissing you deeply, ignoring the two of his men that were standing nearby, waiting for an order. If there was one thing that turned Joker on, it was exercising the power he had over the people of Gotham.

When he finally pulled away from you, he regarded his men with a simple wave of his hand towards the lifeless body in front of them. His men began to approach the body while Joker took you in his arms and began to lead you towards his car. He didn’t even wait to take you somewhere more private as he opened the backdoor to his car and shoved you back onto the seat. His men were quick to dispose of the body so they could leave the scene, knowing to give Joker as space when he wanted alone time with you.

The cramped space of the backseat gave Joker more opportunity to be close to you, to touch your body all over and to attack your neck in kisses and bites. Your eyes were rolling back in your head with pleasure as you arched your back against his body.

You peaked out through the front windshield to see that Joker’s henchmen had cleared away the body and drove off in record time, leaving the two of you alone. In one swift movement, you wrapped your legs around Joker and flipped the two of you over so you were on top. You started to mimic his earlier actions by kissing down his neck, your hands roughly pulling at his clothes so you could continue to kiss down his naked body.

Joker’s big secret that stayed strictly between the two of you was that he only allowed one person to be dominant over him, and that person was you. It had shocked you at first when Joker let you be the dominant one in the bedroom. You thought it was just a one time thing, or maybe he was feeling generous. But then he was asking for it the next time you had sex, then he started using dominant pet names for you and would beg you to let him be inside of you.

It made you feel powerful to be the one that left Gotham’s most feared villain a begging mess beneath you.

You pulled his shirt off and began unbuttoning his pants, palming his growing erection in your hand as you kissed him through his boxers. His hand weaved its way through your hair as you began to kiss him through his boxers, just lightly enough that he could feel it and tease him even more.

“Up,” you told him as your hands found their way to the waistline of his boxers. He moved his hips so you could slip his underwear down and discarded them to the front seat somewhere.

Joker whimpered as you began to kitten lick the tip of his hard dick. It was taking everything in his power not to push your head down, as he knew you would stop if he tried, but he wanted you so bad. He was so painfully erect he felt like he could burst at any moment, even from your limited touch.

You could feel his restraint as his hand tightened in your hair. You couldn’t help but smirk to yourself as you looked up at him from your position. “What do you want, baby?”

“I want to feel your mouth around me,” he breathed, his hips inadvertently bucking as you licked him again.

“Ask me nicely then, baby.”

“Please can you put my dick in your mouth?”

You rested his tip against your lips, kissing it to tease him even more. “You’re missing something there.”

“Pretty please, my queen?”

You smiled and took him deep into your throat. He let out a moan as his head lulled back. You began to bob your head at a steady pace, placing your tongue under his length as you did so so that he could feel it on every inch that it could reach. Every now and then you’d stop to swirl your tongue around the head, which earned you more moans and whimpers.

Although the pleasure was starting to build up inside of him, Joker knew better than to finish in your mouth. He knew how much you loved to feel him inside of you, to feel him coating your walls with his seed as he twitched and convulsed inside of you. But your mouth felt so good around him that it was getting hard to hold back.

“Fuck my queen, please slow down,” he begged. “I’m going to cum at this rate.”

You pulled his dick from your mouth, a line of spit trailing from the tip to your mouth as you did so. He wiped it with his thumb before you began to crawl up his body, leaving wet kisses and red marks that would become hickies within a few hours up his body. You kissed him passionately, letting him taste himself on your tongue.

“Do you want me to ride you, baby?” you asked against his lips. “You wanna feel me wrapped around that hard dick as I ride you?”

He nodded, trying to find the words to ask but feeling them caught in his throat. You smirked as you took hold of his face, squeezing it just a little.

“Use your words.”

“Yes, my queen. I want you to ride me.”

“Ask me nicely then.”

“Fuck, can you pretty pretty please ride me, my queen?. Use me to get whatever pleasure you want, I promise I’ll wait till you’re finished if I have to.”

You smirked at his question. His dick was still glistening with your spit, leaving it perfectly lubed for you as you lined his tip up with your entrance and lowered yourself on to him. His face twisted with pleasure as you took him in very slowly, allowing him to feel you around every inch of him. You moaned as well, feeling him easily hitting your G spot once he was fully in.

You started rocking your hips against his, pleasure building up in you almost immediately. Joker’s head was back against the headrest as his fingers dug into your hips. You leaned forward to kiss him as your movements became quicker. Soon enough, you were bouncing on his lap, your skin making a loud slapping noise every time you came down on him. His car was shaking and the windows were fogged over so you could barley see anyone outside. Not that either of you really cared if you were caught. That was the thrill of fucking in public.

You wrapped a hand around Joker’s throat, choking him just enough to make him feel lightheaded. You almost giggled at the sight of his eyes being crossed and rolling back into his head at the action. You could feel him twitching inside of you, an indication that he was nearing his climax.

“Are you close?” you asked him, letting go of his neck long enough to allow him to breathe to respond.

“I’m so close,” he said. “Fuck, can I cum my queen?”

“Hold it for a few more seconds,” you told him. “I’m close, too. When you feel me cumming around you, you can let go then.”

You managed to stay true to your word, and a few seconds later you threw your head back and cried out in pleasure. Near moments after that, you felt Joker’s warmth filling you as he also groaned at the release.

You both sat there, sweating and panting. Joker wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you close so he could rest his head on your breasts. You ran your fingers through his dyed green hair, noticing that his brown roots were starting to grow out. You made a mental note to point that out to him when you finally detached from one another.

You rolled down the window slightly to let some cool air in just as Joker’s phone rang. He groaned in annoyance as he raised the phone to his ear.

“What the fuck do you want?”

You giggled as you finally got up from his lap. It always amazed you how quickly he could switch from being a submissive mess to the dominant criminal that everyone knew him as.

“Thanks for the heads up. I’ll call you when we arrive to our next location,” he said, then hung up. “Apparently someone heard the gunshot and called the cops. They’re on their way here now. Figure we got maybe five minutes before we’re surrounded, less than that until the Bat appears.”

You passed him his discarded clothes and fixed your own disheveled appearance. “Neither one is a real concern. The cops are incompetent and Bats would never throw you in jail again. He needs someone to play with so he seems like a hero to these people.”

Joker smiled at you and kissed you hard again. “Regardless, wanna go for a joyride, baby?”

You smirked at him and leaned into the front seat to pull your gun from the glove compartment. “Always, my love.”

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[nightowlfandom]

Noctis Lucis Caelum- Anything For You

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More Final Fantasy content....YYYYYYAAAAYY

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...

“Good girl.” you smiled as the yellow feathered Chocobo ate from your hand. “Eat up, you need your energy.” you scratched the top of her head as she squawked gratefully.

“Y/N are you still here?” the farmhand, Faye emerged from the stables to find you. “Do you not have any other plans?”

“Trust me.” you began to laugh. “I’d much rather scoop up giant bird poops than deal with my personal life right now...or lack thereof.”

“Well isn’t that somethin- Is that the crown prince I see?” she looked past you which made you follow her eyes. “It is?! Prince Noctis on my Chocobo farm. Quick! How do I look?” 

“Like a farmer.” you laughed in reply. “Perhaps get the shit off your boots.”

“Damnit! I should have worn my new ones.” She began wiping the bottoms of her shoes against the grass. 

“Faye, he’s just a prince. I don’t know what’s so great about him anyways.” you rolled your eyes. “He seems like an asshole from what I’ve seen of him.”

“You’ve never even met him.” she put her hands on her hips. “Maybe you’ll like him!”

“Sure, whatever you say, Faye.”  you laughed. “That’ll happen.”

...

“Ugh why are we here anyways?” Noctis rolled his eyes as Ignis pulled up to the famous Chocobo farm.

“Because!” Prompto snapped in reply. The blond male didn’t even wait for the car to fully stop before he jumped out. “The eggs are supposed to be hatching today and I want to be the first to capture a picture of those featherless faces!”

“Of course.” he scoffed. Noctis liked Chocobos, sure. He just didn’t think an idea of a good Saturday morning was to spend the day at a bunch of dirty, smelly, stables, for a bunch of unhatched eggs no less. “Great.”

“I suggest you fix your face, the farmhand is here.” Gladio grunted, hopping out of the car. “Wouldn’t want to hurt her feelings.”

“Whateve-” Noctis turned his head towards the loud squawking when his eyes landed on you. You were feeding a random Chocobo while talking to that farmgirl who ran the stables. “Woah.” he felt his heart flutter. Who were you?! He heard you laugh from where he was and felt his heart stop. Your laugh, it was beautiful.

“Yo? Who is that girl?” Noctis scrambled out of the car, nearly falling on his face. He tried desperately to fix himself up. “Specs?”

“I believe she frequents the shops not too far from here.” Ignis replied in his usually cool manner. “I believe she is also a friend of that Dino character we run into from time to time.”

“No way. Her?! Friends with that-” Noctis shook his head in disbelief. He found it impossible to walk forward. Gravity was stopping him. He didn’t even notice everyone else walking ahead of him. He had never seen you around before but he wished he had. “Woah....”

...

You were still chatting with Faye when a group of guys ran up. One of them held a camera and looked as if he were about to explode. You had no time to register the camera flash. Good think he captured your good side.

“I AM HERE FOR THE EGGS!” he declared. His abrasiveness surprised you. Was he talking about the new hatchlings? 

“Ummm-” Faye looked scared. “You here to volunteer?”

“Heck yeah I am!” he explosive blonde looked as if he was about to piss himself from excitement. “I WANT TO HOLD YOUR CHOCOBOS!”

“Alright! Keep your pants on. Follow me. Y/N, you’ll be good here right?” Faye asked, seemingly frightened by the giddy young man. 

“Yeah.” you stifled a laugh. “I’ll be just fine here.” you shook your head as the man ran full force for the stables. You were about to go about your business when a black haired boy stumbled up to you. “For a royal, you’re pretty clumsy.” you stifled laughter.

“Huh?!” he looked taken aback. “You know who I am?”

“...I mean aren’t I supposed to?” you turned back towards the Chocobo. “Prince Noctis?” you tried to hold in your distaste, but he caught up on it instantly.

“Is there an issue with me-”

“As a matter of fact there is. Don’t think I didn’t notice that face you were making when you pulled up with your friends.” you cut him off. “Big and bad prince man can’t be seen around a few Chocobos?”

“Oh, no that’s not it at all.” Noctis tried to explain himself in the best way he could. 

“Then what exactly is it?” you turned towards him again. “I mean really?”

“Okay so I admit my attitude isn’t the best-”:

“So you admit it?” you held back harsh laugh. “Hm, It’s a start.” you shrugged.

“I mean, you aren’t really giving me a fair chance. You only know me from the papers.” he explained. “You don’t really know me as a person. For all I know you could be a stalker.”

“I am no a stalker!” you looked him up and down. 

“I wouldn’t know that.” he winked. “So maybe we both have it all wrong.”

“And what do you wanna do to fix that, go on a date or something?” you scoffed.

“Yes!” he replied honestly. “Let me prove I’m not some asshole!”

“Is it that imperative that you go out of your way to prove to me that you aren’t an asshole?” you raised a brow.

“Yes!” he nodded quickly.

...

You boredly sat at the restaurant table. He was late. 15 minutes to be exact. 

“I knew this was a load of-” you prepared yourself to stand up when a man frantically rushed in.

“I’M HERE!” Noctis yelled, grabbing the attention of the other patrons. He practically fell into the chair right across from you. 

“Nice of you to show.” you sat back down. You decided to humor this guy. “Care to explain?”

“Sorry! Stupid Prompto gave me the wrong address and...woah...” he nearly drooled all over the place seeing you in your tight black dress. “You look...amazing.”

“Sure I do.” you scoffed. “I’m sure I still have dried up chocobo shit in my hair,” you turned away from him, feeling your insecurity creep up on you, tons more than usual. “But thank you.” you relaxed in your chair.

“No I mean it! Even when I saw you...I thought you were beautiful.” he expressed.

“Really?” you paused to look him in the eye. 

“Really.” he smiled. “You’re the best looking girl here.” 

“I definitely don’t believe that...but thank you.” you said shyly. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad. 

....

“What about that one?” you pointed to a random star.

“That one, there’s a legend that it’s a parallel version of this world.” 

You both sat at the edge of the lake, staring into the moonlit sky. After dinner, Noctis had taken you to the docks on Galdin Quay. 

“No way. “You stared at the star in wonder. “How many worlds do you think there are?”

“Infinite, my dad says so.” Noctis replied. “All different versions of us doing different things.” he smiled to himself. “Maybe there’s a version of me that...is actually proud to be a prince.” he glowered. 

“Maybe there’s a version of me whose the royal instead.” you nudged him. That made him chuckle a bit. 

“If that’s the case...I’d be happy to bow down to you.” he flirted. He looked back at the sky. “Try that one.” he pointed.

“I know that one.” you beamed a little. “There’s a legend called the Lover’s Star, if a couple sees it on their first date...they’ll be together forever.” you mused romantically. It was only then you had realized your fingers had laced into Noctis’s. 

“Maybe today was our lucky day.” he winked. After a second of silence, you decided to confess.

“I was wrong about you.” you said honestly a while. “I think you’re pretty amazing, Noct.” you chuckled. 

“So...” he smiled deviously. “Are ya gonna say I’m sorry?” he mocked.

“You wish. You’re still a stuck up prince to me...you’re just not an asshole prince.” you stuck your tongue out at him. “You’re not like most guys around here.” you shyly looked away from him you dug your toes into the sand. 

“Well I’m not from around here.” he replied. “You’re different from everyone around here. You’re not all into me because I’m The Prince Noctis- that’s all I want. I want someone to see me for who I am...not what I am.”

You shyly kicked your legs in the water, looking at the ripples in the water.. “I’m glad I could be that person for you Noctis.” you smiled.

“Guess this means you’re gonna be part of my team now?” he bit his lip. “You’ll be my...ummm...I’ll think of something.”

“I look forward to it.” you giggled. 

“Hm for now...come here.” he winked, gently holding the side of your face. Noctis kissed you. You felt your senses go off. You instantly grabbed his face, kissing him back.

...

You fell back on the hotel bed, refusing to disconnect from a feverish prince throwing himself at you. He kissed you with urgency, as if you would disappear before his eyes. He tore a rip up your dress hastily. 

Your tongues clashed together as you kissed, the air was getting heavy. You helped Noctis out of his jacket. Your dress had turned to ribbons and your panties weren’t too far behind. 

“N-noctis..” you hissed, feeling his hands explore every inch of your body.

“You feel even better than I imagined you would.” he kissed your bare stomach. “You’re so beautiful.” he moaned. It was like you were the goddess, the royal, and he was the peasant.

You felt shy under his gaze. He stared up at you, biting his lip. “I don’t think I can wait...” he groaned. “A-are you okay with this?”

“God, yes.” you mewled as he kissed your thighs. 

“I wanna worship you.” he moaned, ghosting his lips over your center. You shyly stared down at Noctis who looked up at you with a shit eating grin. 

He sunk his tongue into you, lashing against your pussy. You instantly grabbed a fist full of his hair. You and him both were a mess. Hisses and prolonged moans escaped your lungs along with his name. You were sure the people in the next room could hear you. 

Noctis crawled over you again, a predatory glare in his eyes. He bit his lip, staring down at you. “You’re so fucking cute...”

...

“I’d do anything for you.” he moaned against your lips. “I’ll take care of you for the rest of my life.” he whimpered, his thrusts growing sloppily. He bucked his hips rhythmically, your bodies moving and grinding in sweet friction. His cock twitched inside of you as he grew near his release, but he wanted to wait. He wanted to cum to the sounds of your cries and screams. ”Gonna make you my queen and w-we’ll rule together until our hearts give out baby. F-FUUUCCKK.”

“Noctis.” you croaked. Hearing his words in your ear made you hiss in delight. This alone caused him to dig his nails into your sides and thrust even deeper into your heat. You didn’t know what else do you but let a stream of cries escape your lungs. 

“I love it when you say my name.” he grunted. “Say it again.”

“N-noctis.” your insides lurched as you tightened around his length. “I wanna- I’m gonna-”

“Again.” he barked. “Never stop saying my name. Never say another man’s name!” he sank his teeth into the crook of your neck. “You’re mine, baby. You’re all mine.” he growled.

“Noctisss.” you arched your back. “F-fu-” you whimpered, at the impact. “S-shit!”

Noctis yanked himself from you, spraying his cum all over your stomach. Shortly before, you came too, feeling your water run down your leg. He fell forward, burying his head into your neck. “Baby, I’d fucking do everything for you.”

You shook under his body, whimpering at his gentle touches. You felt him kiss your need lovingly as you both drifted off to sleep.

...

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[tarosin]

the great adventures of y/n tommy jack and tubbo

requested: yes/no

an: part 4 of the great adventures series

pairing: platonic y/n/tommy/jack/tubbo

warning: cursing

It was the afternoon before your new adventure with your friends. you had no idea what to expect, however everyone else knew even ranboo, and he wasn’t even joining you all. you would be lying if you said you weren’t nervous, especially after hearing some of tommys plans for future uploads. tubbo had been trying to drop hints about what was going to happen. You honestly couldn’t tell if he was excited or nervous, either way you could tell it was going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity and boy were you excited. the sound of knocking pulled you from your thoughts.

“hi y/n! sorry for the unexpected visit, i tried to call you but it wouldn’t go through.”

“oh god sorry, tubbo, my phones on charge upstairs, ive just finished babysitting my friends twitch chat.”

“that’s okay, tommy wanted me to see if you want to stay the night as i can take you with me now. he said something about it saving time tomorrow as jack won’t have to go as far and we can get there earlier, i honestly just think he’s slightly nervous and wants to spend time with someone.”

“i’ve not prepared a bag or anything as i was just planning on grabbing everything i needed in the morning, but i’m down to go with you. i’ll pack a bag real quick, make yourself feel at home. you can stay down here or come upstairs with me.”

tubbo followed you upstairs, and helped you pick which outfits would be the best to wear for the trip. around 10 minutes later you finished packing your bag and turned around to see a very pale tubbo, dropping your bag to the floor you pulled a chair up to your bed sitting opposite him.

“you feeling okay tubs?”

“just nerves, I'll be alright, are you ready to go?”

“ready if you are!”

the journey to tommys was relatively quick, you spent it talking about group plans for when ranboo comes to the uk.

tubbo: almost here!

tommy: yes! want to stream for a bit later, just something small could do laugh and the stream ends. i’ll go talk to my mum now!

•••

tubbo: please open the door

tommy: on it

the pair of you stood at the door waiting for tommy to unlock it

“TUBBO! Y/N I'M GLAD YOU COULD BOTH MAKE IT!”

not too long later, you and tubbo had put everything away and sat with tommy planning out a small stream.

“so i was talking with my parents and we can do an outside stream, and set fire to marshmallows!”

“as much as i love fire tommy i don’t think your parents will appreciate arson in the garden.”

“it’ll be fine now grab a jacket, we need to go walk to the shop.”

the three of you set off determined to get to the shop and back before it got dark, tommy and tubbo walked on either side of you as they want you to feel safe. thankfully the shop was only around the corner so you were all only out for about 20 minutes maximum, you probably could have made it back earlier but you stopped every time you saw a pretty rock.

“y/n come on we still need to stream!”

“did you tweet that you were streaming?”

“no he didn’t.”

“then come and look at this pretty rock!”

tommy and tubbo couldn’t help but laugh at how many rocks you managed to pick up.

•••

“guys i think i’d rather just spend time with you all rather than stream.”

“that’s fine, tommy!!”

the three of you sat around the fire updating one another about plans and opportunitie, coming. the conversation swiftly came to an end when tommy had set fire to a stick claiming it was to make the fire grow. you laughed as you heard his mum yelling at him to stop trying to set you and tubbo on fire.

“sorry about that everyone, but look the fire is big again.”

it got colder as the sun went down, so the three of you sat with a blanket draped over you all. his mum offered to take photos for you and you happily accepted, the pictures looked amazing and you posted it to instagram with the caption ‘i am cold and no one is telling me what’s happening tomorrow.’

it was around 11pm when the three of you agreed it was time to go back inside and sleep.

•••

you and tubbo stayed downstairs and tommy stayed in his room. the sound of tubbos alarm woke the pair of you up.

“turn that fucking thing off!”

“this is the fourth time it’s gone off and you’re still not up?”

“that’s because i’m tired.”

“please get ready jack will be here soon enough.”

realisation finally hit today was the day you were finally about to find out what this once in a lifetime opportunity was. tubbo advised you to wear sensible clothing and not wear the zodiac necklace you always wore, so you decided to wear the hoodie ranboo sent you a week ago and leggings.

“y/n you might wanna tie your hair up.”

“tubbo are you sure you’re feeling okay? you genuinely look ill."

“i’m fine.”

jack: right i’m outside so whenever you’re ready

lani: we’re making our own way later on as the hotel we stayed at is closer

y/n: will someone tell me what we’re doing

ranboo: no

y/n: you’re not even joining us how did you get in the gc

ranboo: magic

y/n: fuck off give me a clue

ranboo: i’ve said it since you dyed your hair neon f/c you’d be able to see from way up in the sky

y/n: what the actual hell is that supposed to mean

•••

soon enough you met up with everyone else and lani started recording.

“we’re skydiving, you ready tubbo?”

“WERE DOING WHAT? HOLY SHIT!”

you honestly couldn’t wait to do this. it was something you had wanted to do for a while, tubbo on the other hand clearly didn’t agree, which was evident through his whining.

you stood with tommy laughing as tubbo sat alone questioning why he agreed to this.

“look at him.”

“he’s is not happy.”

you sat next to jack and tubbo watching the video demonstrating what you will all be doing soon. you let out a nervous laugh, as although you were excited, you couldn’t help but be a bit nervous.

“you could fall into the engine and get chopped up.”

“tommy stop scaring tubbo!”

“what if the parachute doesn’t work?”

“free fall to your death.”

“y/n you’re not helping!”

you stood recording tubbo laying on the floor once again whining.

“tubbo there are so many people behind you!”

“i’m sure the parachute won’t fail tubbo, but if it does it was lovely knowing you!”

“uuuuuuugh!”

“i fully agree bo.”

soon enough you tommy and jack joined tubbo on the floor.

“look at the clouds.”

“we’re going to be in them soon.”

“hell yeah!”

“ughhhh!”

you tried not to laugh trying to calm tubbo down a bit before you all jumped out a plane, which worked until you left him alone with tommy whilst you spoke to jack for a while.

“to be fair that looks quite fun.”

“and dangerous!”

“STOP!”

“well sounds like tubbos thrilled to be here.”

the four of you sat on a bench talking about what’s going to happen, and laughing at tubbos nerves trying to make light of the situation.

“look it’ll be fun, tubbo, provided we don’t die there’s a chance we’ll be in more vlogs.. okay so ignore the black cloud of smoke!”

“that’s not a good omen.”

“shut up!”

you wrapped an arm around tubbo trying to make him feel comfortable and reassure him it’ll be fine, only to be interrupted by jack and tommy bickering about eating before jumping from the plane.

•••

the four of you went to the briefing, at this point you were struggling to contain your excitement, and couldn’t help but laugh out of pure joy.

“no, they are listening, they're just excited.”

after doing training for the jump, you stood with tommy whilst someone questioned him about how he got 9 million subs.

“I just went around being incredibly cool.. doing minecraft.”

you and jack burst out laughing whilst tommy went on to make jokes about how much money he was earning.

•••

it was now almost time to jump out a plane. it was around now nerves were kicking in, so you all went around messing about till you were told it’s time to make your way to get ready.

“let’s go gamers!”

•••

“are you a skydiver enjoyer?”

“i am.”

“well that’s always good... please, don’t let me die!”

“y/n are you scared?”

“no, my ranboo merch will protect me, but if i die can we blame tommy for coming up with this?”

“ranboos not going to believe that you’re wearing the jumper he sent you to jump out a plane.”

a few minutes later you over heard a worker say they’re nervous causing you to tilt your head and blink again, trying to process what was said.

“heh???”

it was now time for the four of you to put the equipment on, so you were ready to jump. jack started talking a lot more than usual at a quicker pace due to the fact he was getting nervous. tommy pointed it out and jack trying to argue he wasn’t made you laugh.

“y/n keeps making a lot of jokes about my parachute being shit.”

“sorry manifold should be fine...more than likely...hopefully. only time will tell really.”

“how you doing buddy?”

“i’m feeling okay. i feel my insides doing inside bits.”

“wonderful!”

you were now all waiting to go as a worker jokes about forgetting something.

“y/n you’re going with him!”

“okay, but why?”

“well you said your ranboo merch will protect you..”

someone went by going rather fast causing you to stare in awe.

“we don’t go that fast, do we?”

“no not unless something goes terribly wrong.”

you all stood there laughing.

“stoppppp!”

“y/n, i’m now thinking you should go with them instead!”

“are you trying to kill me off jack?”

•••

you all set off towards the plane, a mixture of excitement and nerves began kicking in.

“tubbos on a lead.”

“oh i’m really nervous jack.”

“look at y/n!”

lani began to record you, who was now way ahead of the others, so you stopped and waved at lani.

“BYE LANI! HOPEFULLY ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!”

the others caught up and everyone had their equipment checked again.

“oh dear.. should be fine.”

“i’m alright, don’t worry my ranboo merch will protect us!” you got on first and that when you realised they set you up, so you jumped last as you were more confident and tubbo was jumping first so he could get it out the way.

you all sat on the plane and waved at the camera.

“hi there!”

“hello!”

“hi!”

“please don’t let us die!”

“we’re really jumping out a plane with a dream stan.”

“this is the highest we’ve ever been.”

“gamers in a plane whatever will they do...hopefully not die!”

“Y/N!”

“sorry tubbo!”

you were currently at 2,000 feet and sat looking out the window waiting to reach 14,000 feet. jack turned to you and tommy, “i can’t believe you’re jumping out the plane in philza merch and y/ns jumping out in ranboo merch.”

“if i die at least ill look great doing it.”

12,000 feet later it was now tubbos turn to jump, he looked back at you all.

“YOU GOT THIS TUBBO!!”

you watched as tubbo went.

“GOOD LUCK TOMMY!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD LUCK? Y/N?”

“BYEEEEE!”

you laughed as tommy went.

“see you later jack!”

you gave jack a high-five and watched as he went.

“holy shit they actually did it!”

“are you ready, y/n?”

“hell yeah, let’s do this!”

you laughed as you jumped, you couldn’t believe you actually got to jump out of a plane, you waved at camera.

lani met the others as they landed and began telling them about it.

“wait where’s y/n?”

“there they are!”

“Y/N!”

the others ran up to you as you landed.

“i’m glad you didn’t die!”

“thanks jack!”

•••

“would you all do it again?”

“yeah.”

“no.”

“maybe, i’m not sure.”

“i reckon so.”

not too long later, you were all given certificates to celebrate the fact you had jumped out a plane.

“yay it made nearly dying worth it!”

“you’re so dramatic!”

•••

you thought the day was over and that you were going home, little did you know that wasn’t the case.

“were not done for the day.”

“what?”

“heh?”

“you’re tilting your head again.”

“i know it’s because i’m confused!”

“anyway, what do you mean we’re not done?”

“you know george, he’s arrived!”

“gogy!”

“GOGY!”

“can i have a nap in the car please? i’m so exhausted."

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