#why is this man fictional

[monkeysinger24]

What a dork (affectionate)

#the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #ghost #copia #papa emeritus iv #popia #ghumblr #papa iv #shitting crying throwing up #he looks so goofy #why is this man fictional

[kikarouflames]

He looks so goddamn handsome in this scene

He is so damn perfect.

#i don't think i will ever love a man/woman more than him #he is too good to be true i guess this is why he is fictional #levi ackerman #attack on titan #aot #levi #levi aot #shingeki no kyojin #levi attack on titan #snk #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi ackerman x y/n #levi x you #levi x y/n

[ibrithir-was-here]

Sooo I wrote a…weird little thing, a certain comic by @mayhemchicken-artblog got my creative juices percolating and under the press of staying up far too late for several days this came to fruition, enjoy!

The Eye of the Beholder

Link to the Comic

#my art #reincarnation #comics #tpodg #the picture of dorian gray #basil hallward #(why did he reincarnate as a girl with Dorian’s face? #cuz that was how the mad idea came to me at 2am #plus it’s easier to hide the ‘birthmarks’ with long flowing locks #my brain is weird ) #lord henry wotton #dorian gray #gothic literature #really the thought I had here was basically #man it would be so messed up to be haunting the body of the person who murdered you #especially if you loved them #and I think Basil deserves both a second chance and to get to be actually upset about that betrayal #even if as Rosemary she can’t really remember it #but also this is gothic fiction nobody just gets handed a happy ending you gotta work through stuff #sorry hon #tw body dysmorphia #tw stab wound #Rosemary is for Remembrance

[thebookishmoon]

Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen

#are you going to tell me I’m wrong???? #fuck the patriarchy #dismantle the patriarchy #why do men #I know Collin’s is fictional BUT HOLY SHIT DOES HE ENRAGE ME #the feminine rage this emits from a BOOK #Jane Austen #Pride and prejudice #elizabeth bennet #Mr Collin’s #Mr Darcy #books #book blog #reading #bookblr #can I castrate this man.

[andrew-minyards-defense-attorney]

“Andrew committed murder! How can you defend that!?” Your honor, they fucked around and found out

#this is only in relation to this silly fictional men if I see anybody going ‘me with [insert real killer]’ I WILL FIND YOU #/lh #silly fictional man* I don’t know why I put men #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #andrew minyard

[fictionadventurer]

Maybe the problem with Christian fiction is that it's non-denominational. People are just "Christian", with no effort put into showing what practicing that religion looks like for them specifically. No indication that there are other Christians who could have different beliefs. No wrestling with differing ideas and the struggle of how one should live out their Christian faith. And that makes it unrealistic and unrelatable.

#me reading any christian historical fiction set in england: why are none of these gentry anglican?? #they ARE all anglican and if they are not it is extremely plot and character relevant you can't just have them using evangelical buzzwords #but i'm also thinking of this because i started another charlotte yonge book #that is by far my favorite of the things of hers that i've read #because it has characters who have different upbringings and religious opinions #instead of just 'here's a bunch of high church anglicans judging people who don't live up to their victorian standard' #you have the very high church anglican rector whose wife is worldly but still a very good person #the girl raised in a very strict protestant family who is more scrupulous than the anglicans but is still recognized as a good person #you have people who are trying to work out the nuances of different issues #and that makes it so much more realistic and so much easier to integrate into the story #(the politics though are hilarious) #(most of the classics that survive are the ones that were 'ahead of their time' in politics) #(so it's equally fascinating and refreshing and a bit infuriating to see one that is very very of its time with regards to women's rights) #('why did this woman get up at the meeting and explain her very good ideas for rebuilding after the fire? she should have had a man do it') #(meanwhile i'm just screaming 'why on earth SHOULDN'T she???') #(it's almost enough to make a feminist of me)

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Sugary Sweet: Post Prison!Kazutora x Fem Reader

♡ NSFW, praise, overstimulation, Kazutora is outta prison and has an oral fixation ♡

note: short little fic because I was having some Kazutora brainrot and needed to write immediately

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You didn't plan on staying home all day, but you should've known you wouldn't be able to go anywhere. Not with Kazutora around, and especially not with him between your legs. His calloused hands gripped your soft thighs, holding your legs back. Tongue rolling over your clit as he slurped up your juices.

You met while he was working at the pet shop and he was immediately attracted to you. You two made it official after a month of going out and you became his favorite treat after the first time he ate you out. He was obsessed with the way you tasted and thought you tasted sweeter than any candy he's ever had in his life. He could stay between your legs for hours on end, even when you were whining and overstimulated.

His thumbs rubbed circles into your thighs as he left sloppy kisses on your clit. He pulled away for a moment and looked up, his pretty golden eyes staring at you, watching as your chest slowly rose and fell. Tears forming on your lash line from the sensitivity of your clit. You were overstimulated, but Tora knew better than to stop. He knew how much you liked him overstimulating you, being greedy and not stopping until he was satisfied.

"You always look so beautiful from this angle baby. I could eat this pretty pussy all day~"

He licked your remaining juices off his lips and dived in for more, letting go of your thighs in exchange for grabbing your hips. You immediately pressed his head between your thighs, but that wouldn't make a difference. He still lapped at your cunt like a starved man, desperate to savour the sweetness of it.

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Tagging @arlerts-angel and @i-literally-cant-with-this

#tokyo revengers #kazutora hanemiya #tokyo revengers smut #kazutora smut #kazutora x reader #the things I'd let this man do to me 😫 #need to sit on his face so bad #feral for fictional men #why is he so fucking hot #I need him immediately

[popponn]

why sae is kinda

#i know sae looks good #like who in bllk is ugly like yes there are some but u got the point it's like 90% cuties #but anyway i really forgot like he is t h a t good looking #brother we are not even in the same dimension i will cry what is this m4k0t0 sh1nk41 movie #you 🫵🫵 fictional man who plays soccer #and kind of emotionally constipated #what are you why are you like that this is so offending what is your number #sae pls pls appear again in the manga pls one panel is okay #rin what did they feed your brother (and you) #babblings #looking at him for inspo only to fall in love #sigh oh underlashes senior

[lucy-the-demon]

Funny thing about Shane is before I said anything to him in my first playthrough I thought the sprite looked hot

My brain is broken just enough to look at this 8-bit looking motherfucker and say

"Damn bro, lemme hit dat"

I see this goofball walking around outside and I go " holy shiiiiitt!"

Then I had my angry at Shane arc because he was mean to me and then I see that first cutscene and I said

" oh my God, he's just like me! I am miserably depressed yet I didn't notice that we were BOTH dying inside."

Ever since then I have been obsessed man, he's the best representation of depression I've ever seen in any of the media I have consumed.

Sometimes I wish I could see that first cutscene for the first time again. I've never felt so represented by a fictional character as I did in that moment

Here's my reaction to seeing the cutscene for the first time

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #stardew valley memes #shane stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew valley shitpost #shaneposting #shane sdv #shane sdv my beloved #i would die for him #i would kill for him #either way what bliss #i love this fictional man #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #i love his dry humor #his humor is so dry it makes egypt jealous #thats why hes always thirsty! #his humor so dry it makes him thirsty #get this man some water Please #the whole concept of me going awooga over pixels is hilarious

[lovexpeacexdonuts]

@taaamaaaooo1 on twitter

#trigun stampede #trigun stampede spoilers #vash the stampede #millions knives #trigun fanart #this makes me want to cry #realizing knives has never been shown genuinely happy as an adult in any version of this series #heartbroken for a fictional plant man right now #vash has probably spent over a century wishing he could hug his brother #why am I feeling all these feelings #crying in the club

[mostlymaudlin]

one of my favorite things about carry on fandom (at least as it has existed since i joined in 2021) is that no one gets hung up on like... writing expertise or fics being "out of character." this is especially impressive because there is SO MUCH character analysis that goes on in this fandom, and yet it never translates to dunking on interpretations of characters that ppl disagree with. there's just genuine joy over the face that people are out here writing and sharing and putting their own twists on stories.

in general, everyone is just so encouraging abt art, and that's such a wonderful environment for people who are new to writing/sharing their writing. and for people who are not new but still feel nervous about putting themselves out there. it's really special! i think it's similar for visual art too

#i know i dont write much snowbaz anymore but i genuinely think that #fanfic (and fiction writing in general) probably wouldnt be such a big part of my life if not for #how enjoyable is was to write for carry on fandom. #i learned so fucking much about writing and about why *i* enjoyed writing #because i just felt so safe putting stuff out there and doing the ugly parts of learning #without fear that i was gonna piss someone off or get dragged or criticized or something LOL #idk man im just in my feelings abt this rn #quiet lil shoutout to kris and pal and aralias and all the other people who go the extra mile to rly influence this into the #comfortable space it is. like these vibes are not accidental

[nitro502]

Girl help I went on Facebook and there are people there who think Eddie Munson is straight

#eddie munson #steddie #that is a queer man if I ever saw one #I legit always forget most people assume all fictional characters are straight and cis until proven otherwise #even people in the community :/ #they’re like ‘where’s your proof?’ #and like first of all I absolutely do have proof #but why do we need any? #these are my dollies I play with in my head #fiction isn’t real! have fun with it!

[yudol-skorbi]

i found more!

#critical role #sketch #vox machina #critical role fanart #cr1 #vax'ildan #vex'ahlia #percy de rolo #scanlan shorthalt #grog strongjaw #keyleth #like #percy vax my guys i totally understand you #those gals are gorgeous #im gonna draw SO FUCKIN HARD when i finish with my current shit #i want to hug vax btw #give him like really really strong bear hug #i feel that itch under my skin #man why are you fictional let me hug the shit out of you

[artsy-n-smartsy]

behold...

the Luigi

#Luigi #Super Mario #super mario bros #super mario fanart #Fanart #nintendo #This work is from 2021...but I still really like how it came out :] #Also fun fact...Luigi is my longest-standing fictional crush #It ain't hard to see why eheh...man is a sweetheart and cutie <3 #Also I really should upload more of my fanart on here....not just my TF2 stuff ^^; #Sooooo yeah I will work on that #artsy's art

[cloudcountry]

sometimes i wonder why cheating and infidelity became a joke in fandom spaces. like maybe i take it too seriously but i really don't think the idea of breaking someone's heart into a million pieces and betraying their trust is something to be laughed at. i don't even know how it started but it doesn't seem fair to just make it comedic relief when its so hurtful.

#auburn's rambles <3 #also as someone who has jokingly been accused of cheating on a fictional man i can say for certain i did not laugh. #or when people joked about said fictional man cheating on me. Not Funny. Did Not Laugh. why are You laughing. #its probably a personal thing. but if nothing else i know rubia is gonna agree with me LMAO #tw cheating mention

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

and I begin to bloom like a lotus flower once again the Agust D trilogy

#agust d #min yoongi #bts #suga #bts suga #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #bts gifs #btsedit #my gifs #i've had this concept in my head for a while now #and i've been trying to figure out how i wanted to do it #and i finally figured it out #the font is the pulp fiction font lol #i wanted to use the scarface font but it's paid and all the free versions look weird #and like... i'm not paying $30 for a font i'll only use once #and anyway the color effect wouldn't really work with it #this set right here is the entire reason i decided to learn how to make gifs in photoshop #anyway his eyes man #he has the most beautiful intense eyes i have ever seen #amygdala is very very hard for me to watch actually #and that's part of why this took me so long also #had to keep in mind what he said in the shoot sketch lol #cuz like... y'know really amygdala is faaaaaar from my favorite agust d track #but the sheer emotion in both the song itself and the mv #it's almost suffocating #he's tremendously talented and yeah i'm a lil obsessed tbh lol