I made this for my autistic/adhd wife and she cried tears of joy
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this month’s sfw req was resplendent deirdre!
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Today’s answer to the question “what do guys talk about?”
My husband is in a group chat for a bachelor party, and the topic began as: in the Pixar Cars universe, do they bury cars or do they scrap them? And from there the group got to the existence of world leaders and dictators in said Cars universe. Now they are all contributing excellent options for public figures. Highlights include:
- Sedan Hussein
- Kim Jong Vroom
- Gengis Kar
- Napoleon Bonakart
- Justin Beamer
- Brake Obama
Please feel free to include your own 😂
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strawberry mojitos + self loathing
sc: love.rosiejean
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Snowy day at our little house. I’m clearing off the cars and shoveling snow to clear our walkway. The Hot Wife is cleaning the house. I’m gonna go for a hike through the woods later this afternoon.
A damn fine day!
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My husband just called me after work, and said “get dressed, we’re going out, I want to spend time with you,” and I quite literally can’t fathom how blessed I am to have his last name 🥰💕
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Bragging to my bros all: Yeah, I hooked up with the most beautiful woman last night. Truly life changing.
my bros: You mean your wife, right?
me: You know it!!!
my bros, also all wife lifers: LETS FUCKEN GOOOOOOOO!!!!
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