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iverna · 1 year

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trust him, he's a professional

#he's had far worse plans #and they worked too #don't have to be a genius when your opponent is an idiot #star wars crack #obi-wan kenobi #han solo #sorry anakin but it's true #you are a dumbass #going to the dark side did not help with that

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notmuchtoconceal · 10 months

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last night he was just an average guy. nothing but another dude who took up martial arts in his early twenties, fell off for awhile, but was looking to get back in shape. after a night out where, among other things, he tripped and stomped his well-worn and even-better spiced size 13 sneaks into the gelatinous hide of THE GREAT WHITE NUT LOUSE, he awoke to find himself uncharacteristically proud of his identity as a hot fighter stud who’s kept pretty in shape and keeps forgetting to wash his jock

#you are a dumbass #dumbass fighter boy #be my brother #hey buddy #hey brother

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ax-y10 · 3 months

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HELP SOSOOSOSOSOSOSOS

OKAY SO I TOLD (FRIEND 1) I WOULD MEET UP W HER AT A COFFEE PLACE TMRW

I ALSO PROMISED (FRIEND 2) I WOULD GO TO A COFFEE PLACE TMRW

ITS THE SAME FUCKIN PLACE

WHATS WRONG W ME

😭

YOU FUCKING 😭😭😭

#average <3 #ax's inbox #mutuals #you are a dumbass

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kitty-from-mars · 10 months

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im re-listening to magnus archives cause i need to to catch up and god i love the "gosh why does this person care for me so much its obv cause they have ulterior motives not be cause the love me or somethin" is my favorite trope

#johnathan sims #you are a dumbass #the magnus archives

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triona-tribblescore · 1 month

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Its like miraculous ladybug with how bad his vision is- (Died over the layout good luck trying to read it in order im sorry- TwT <3)

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ironinkpen · 1 year

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i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him

#atla #a:tla #iroh #it was the stupidest plan in the fucking world and i will enthusiastically die on this hill #i'm a dumbass iroh truther #(if this got recc'd to you: this isn't the whole post there's a longer ver in the reblogs lol)

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dickandballsdotgov · 8 months

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I love you he/him lesbians

I love you she/her gays

I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio

I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis

I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present

I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"

I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight

I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces

I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends

I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)

I love you all aromantic/asexual people

I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all

I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"

#lgbtq #lesbian #gay #bisexual #trans #queer #nonbinary #mogai #aroace #aromantic #asexual #i love you all so much youre all amazing #sorry i saw a post with a lot of people saying “im gay/bi/trans and i dont like people flaunting their sexuality” and grrrrrrrr #its like bro we're on your team dumbass

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shootingstarrfish · 5 months

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a family who loves you

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ronithesnail · 7 months

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On one hand Aziracrow is hard to draw because Micheal Sheen’s (and by extension Aziraphale’s) face is really hard to get right in a way that really feels like him but on the other hand if you stop caring about that then theyre literally just this

#brought to you by dumbass who wants to make aziracrow art so bad but is struggling so bad with creating a good likeness #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley

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strawbbz · 1 year

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Caught in the rain 🌧

#the owl house #the owl house fanart #toh #toh fanart #gus porter #toh gus #toh gus porter #mattholomule #matt tholomule #toh matt #gustholomule #toh spoilers #the sign says 'thank you for shopping here Dumbass'

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figmentof · 2 months

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Rick "oops I made my wife angry" Grimes

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notmuchtoconceal · 1 year

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fitted. cut-off. whities

ideal indoor bro uniform

#brainwashing #uniform #bro #backwards cap bro #briefsman #lil bro energy #you are a dumbass #good meathead

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homkamiro · 20 days

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Sorry if your requests are closed, but I had an idea. Could you please draw Pootis and Medimedes? I think they'd look awesome in your style!

Wanted to wait till the new episode comes out and there it is!!! Ouuu drawing medipootis is actually such a great stress relief their shapes are nice and cute

#i like how with every episode you can see the progress in animation it's so cool #if i wasn't that busy i would redraw even more screenshots((( there were just so many cool moments from this ep #i also find it funny how sniper and scout are getting mean to each other. dumbasses. love it #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #pootis #lil pootis #lil pootis fanart #medimedes

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

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rubysparx · 11 months

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hottest laios moments collection, complete with community input and my own opinion! ^_^

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #laios touden #lauis thorden #if this does well and you dont know me. I'm the dumbass who made the senshi fan service collage #which; btw- has gotten bigger since i posted it i just haven't gone in and updated the post itself

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transmascissues · 9 months

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some people will really see elliot page simply existing and feel like it’s their right to say the weirdest shit about him. it’s really incredible (and i mean that in the most literal sense of fucking unbelievable) how openly these people admit that they think we exist solely to benefit them — no lives of our own, no autonomy. as far as they’re concerned, we’re just here to look pretty and have their babies, to decorate and populate their world.

this is why i really just have to laugh when someone tries to argue that transmasculinity is anti-feminist. can’t you see how much our mere existence makes the misogynists short-circuit? how much our transitions go directly against all of the expectations they put on us? transmasc transitions are in such direct opposition to their worldview that they resort to just treating us like we’re dead because our lives simply are not compatible with their version of how the world should be. we make ourselves so egregiously and irrevocably unfuckable to them that they’re actually going around unironically mourning the “loss” of our bodies.

#if you cant tell i havent had it in me lately to make big long posts #but i absolutely do have it in me to laugh at the dumbasses i come across on twitter #examples of transandrophobia #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilmisia #virilphobia #anti transmasculinity #transmascphobia #trans men #transmascs

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