haechan: hey mark, remember that one time you were really mad at me?
mark: you'll have to be more specific.
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Wooyoung: San is either a terrifying demon or a soft lil bunny, there is no inbetween.
San: You could be inbetween
San: Make it a threesome ;)
Wooyoung:
San:
Wooyoung, stripping down: Yeah, sure
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yangyang: HENDERY HELP
yangyang: HELP I DROPPED THE BASS
hendery, walking in: yangyang you're not funny- WHY IS THERE A GIANT FISH ON THE FLOOR
yangyang: I TOLD YOU I DROPPED THE BASS
hendery: YOU'RE PRONOUNCING IT WRONG DIPSHIT
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[markhyuck cuddling]
Mark: so.. what are we?
Haechan: Korean
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winwin: yesterday, i went to the park and saw a kid on a swing set. he was swinging but then he fell off and it was pretty funny
kun: was the kid ok?
lucas: yeah, he was fine
kun: how do you know?
lucas: i was the kid
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Jiwoo: I will make you sorry you were even born
J Seph: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born
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taeyong: *breathes*
doyoung: did i ask for your opinion?
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𝐯 𝐨 𝐠 𝐮 𝐞
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taeyong: mark, could you go to the store and get some eggs?
mark: sure
taeyong: oh- and if they have tomatoes, get 7 please
mark: okay
*some time later*
mark, walking in with 7 cartons of eggs: they had tomatoes
taeyong:
taeyong: mark what the actual fuck
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[Kai lifting weights]
Chanyeol: wow... he’s so intense
Baekhyun: I wonder what drives him
Kai, internally: oh I am going to be able to pick up SO many dogs
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jungkook: hyung, want something to drink?
namjoon: hm, what are my options?
jungkook: yes or no
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Jeno: your legs look really good in those jeans
Jaemin: you should see me without them ;)
Jeno:
Jeno: why would you take off your legs
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seungkwan: i want you to kill mingyu but make it look like an accident
jeonghan: say no more
*later*
police: it looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet
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