Hi. I did a survey. I got 381 people who added their input.
Each breed has a score calculated from their tastiness score and their mental toll score (Taste minus how bad you'd feel afterwards). Here are their scores.
Undertide: 931
Skydancer: 515
Coatl: 385
Banescale: 366
Wildclaw: 358
Pearlcatcher: 333
Imperial: 255
Gaoler: 227
Snapper: 139
Guardian: 49
Tundra: 41
Ridgeback: -29
Sandsurge: -96
Nocturne: -101
Fae: -138
Spiral: -326
Aether: -333
Obelisk: -386
Veilspun: -423
Bogsneak: -462
Mirror: -481
Aberration: -1006
Also, most edible deity is the Gladekeeper at 32% of the vote, with the Tidelord in 2nd place with 23.4% and Windsinger at 10.2%. (Earthshaker scored in last place with 1%- the Plaguebringer scooches past with 1.3% with a SINGLE vote!)
Exact scoring calculations under the cut- now you can see how bad people feel about eating Aethers!
These are only for romantic pairings, not platonic, and only counts numbers from AO3. The Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase ships/characters aren’t included (sorry guys).
As of 02/18/2024.
2022 (the first year I did this. numbers are almost definitely wrong.)
2023 (the second year I did this. numbers are probably right.)
After doing this for three years, I think I've finally got it down.
so i have this spreadsheet that i use for prompts for this fandom, comprised of several prompt lists and the exact order of which is not easily publicly available. if you want to send me a prompt, send me a ship and a number between 1-725 (subject to change) and receive a sort of mystery box surprise of a fic. through the use of this list, you can see what prompts have already been done. if it’s for another ship, you can certainly send me the same prompt that was already used in another fic. if a prompt has been used three times, that prompt will be closed. thank you for your cooperation <3
listing under the cut!
possible progress statuses: prompted, in progress, editing, posted. if a prompt does not have one of these statuses, it has not been sent in thus far.
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