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tonberry-yoda · 8 months

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Hello dear! Can we have a fluff alphabet for Johnny Joestar?? Please, I need more things about this guy😩��

Johnny Joestar Fluff Alphabet

notes - fluff alphabet here. YES YES YES!! Johnny is my fav joestar and such a little sweet guy!!! <3 I want the anime for SBR out NOW DUDE! Well, anyways, I really hope you enjoy and I'm sorry this took so long!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

he loves the outdoors, so I think a lot of walks or picnics or dates outside

I also think he would just love cuddling, so a lot of stay in days as well with cuddles

he also LOVES deep convos, so a lot of the time, you two get into some deep stuff lol

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

your smile

^ he just loves that he can make you smile and will just stare at you, even if it's not him who made you smile

he just loves when you smile dude AHHHH

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

he is SO bad at comforting you

he just can't do it

if he sees you cry, he will start BAWLING

so he tries to like hug you or something and starts crying, so you both need a little break from each other until you're ready to talk

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

he doesnt really know how to explain it

he doesnt know if marriage is in the equation, or kids

but what he does know is that he wants you in his life forever

he literally cant see a future without you in it

so he knows you will always be a big part of his life and that means a lot to him

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

I think we all know the answer...

look, you have to order a happy meal for him at mcdonalds because he gets too nervous

he's just a little guy

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

YES

he HATES fighting, so he avoids it at all costs

you guys don't really argue much because communication is important

he hates if you get mad seemingly over nothing and will start crying I think

so yeah, you rarely fight and if you do, a talk ensues rather quickly and he forgives you SUPER fast

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

HE IS SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU

you are his one and only and he is just baffled every day that you love him as much as you do

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

he doesnt hide anything

you two are very open with each other

but he doesnt overshare

if it comes up in a convo, he'll mention it, but he never purposely hides anything

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

oh 100%

his motivation comes from you a lot!

he isnt big on getting out of his comfort zone, but with some encouragement from you, it happens a lot!

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

he can be a little insecure, so yes

he knows how much you love him, but when he sees you talking to someone else, he can't help but feel a little bit jealous some of the time

to deal with it though, he will just hug you for a while and when you ask him what's wrong, he'll kind of ignore it and tell you how much he loves you

and you do the same and he's fine lol

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

YES YES YES YES YES

his lips are SO SOFT

and his kisses are SO LIGHT

AND HE LEAVES LIPSTICK MARKS

GOD

he doesnt even realize how hot it is when he kisses you and when you tell him, he gets flustered tee hee

the first kiss was on a picnic date and he actually went first, pressing the smallest kiss on your lips

after that, there are a lot of kisses tee hee

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

shaky voice

sweaty palms

and he tries to run off and trips over something, getting a bloody nose

you've been dating ever since

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

again, he doesnt know

he just knows he wants you forever

but if the convo came up and you would want to get married, he would propose like a couple days later and then you would get eloped!

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

teddy bear (when he's feeling EXTRA cheesy)

sweetheart (rarely)

usually just your name (shortened version of it if you like that)

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

F L U S T E R E D

he will just be so in love

lots of staring

clumsy

ALWAYS TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU BUT FAILING AND THEN TRIPPING OVER SOMETHING

AHHHHHH

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

he doesnt mind, but it gets him way more flustered then when you two are alone

even if you just hold his hand on a walk, he will blush like crazy

kissing him though?? you killed the poor man

he does brag about you in the quietest, cutest way ever

but he still gets shy in front of others, but doesnt mind a little PDA if you initiate

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

always reassuring you that he loves you

you will never forget that he loves you

he will give you little things or just remind you every day and you know how much he really does care about you

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

he can be pretty cliche

just silly little dates like dinner or picnics or something

but it's so cute nonetheless

but he will always change up date ideas based on things you like too

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

OH 100%

literally number one supporter

always trying to let you know that you can do it!

he doesnt help you a ton because he knows how achieving it is to do something on your own, but if you ask, no hesitation, he will help

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

nope! he loves you guys just the way you are and doesnt need anything crazy to be happy

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

he knows you crazy well

like he will bring home gifts saying that it reminded him of you and you lose it because literally its something you LOVE

he is super empathetic and will always always jump to help and give you love

but he will notice when you are off and ask how you can be cheered up for sure

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

he loves you SO MUCH

you are a big part of him and he doesn't want to lose you

having you by his side actually means the world and he loves your presence

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

best cuddler

very soft hugs and always warm

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

YESSSSSSSSS

he loves hugs and kisses and cuddles and everything you're willing to give

in private he is so so so so so so affectionate and cannot help but cuddle you all the time tee hee

always hugging you, even when you're busy

he's just like a little puppy

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

he doesnt like being lonely

he HATES IT

he was lonely for a long time until you came in, so when you have to be gone, he's kinda sad lol

he just sits and waits for you to get back basically

can't sleep for sure, he needs you for that lolol

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

oh, absolutely!

we saw how much he did for a friend, so for someone he loves, he will do anything

LITERALLY ANYTHING

he is your number one and you are his <3

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totallysora · 2 months

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West Side Story (2021 - Songs)

Here’s what I think of (pretty much) all of the songs!

Ok Icl I’m gonna skip the first one by the Sharks cuz I have absolutely no idea what they’re saying 😭 I do plan on looking up a translation at some point however, so I’ll say what I think abt it when I have!

The Jet Song - This song is unfairly catchy 😭 It’s a great introduction to the Jets, and the actual shot in the movie is just amazing, this song absolutely slaps

Something’s Coming - Ok so I actually adore ansel’s voice 😭 I really like this song, and honestly the scene in the movie was actually kinda fun

Maria - Once again I absolutely adore his voice, is he the best ever?? Ofc not, however I definitely think he did this song justice, and overall this whole part of the movie was great

The Balcony Scene (Tonight) - I love this song so much it is actually unreal 😭 This whole scene was the best thing e v e r (although Icl I was absolutely yelling at maria to get back inside before she got caught throughout the whole thing 💀) Also, Ansel and Rachel’s voices blend so well together?? And Rachel’s is just like,,,so s m o o t h it’s perfect

America - This entire song was m a g i c a l, Ariana is such a good Anita, and personally this is my favourite version of the song, and is one of my favourites songs in the whole movie, just because the whole thing was choreographed so well, the dancing is so good I love the whole thing sm, and also I love how Bernardo and Anita have different views on everything! Overall this song is just so fun 😭

Gee, Officer Krupke - Oh my fucking god I love this song sm, not only is it unfairly catchy (as most of the Jets’ songs are) but the entire thing was choreographed and pulled off so well! Although compared to the dance heavy numbers there was obviously a lack of choreography, but in terms of how well the did everything?? (Especially with 2 benches like that’s actually crazy) It was one of my favourite scenes in the whole movie! And I know I have said it a million times but This is why we cast Broadway actors in musical movies 👏👏 they pulled it off perfectly and this whole part of the movie could not have been better

One Hand, One Heart - Once again their voices blend together so well, and I just absolutely adore the way they sound 😭 I can’t remember this scene that well but the song itself is, although relatively short, still really good!

Cool - I also absolutely love this song! The way they moved in the whole scene was awesome, and although a majority of it is just background music as they do their whole lil dance thing, it’s still pretty catchy in my opinion, and is one I find myself listening to often!

Tonight (Quintet) - Holy f u c k, this song is so good! All of the different povs?? Both the Jets and the Shark preparing for the rumble, Anita preparing for Bernardo (clearly not prepared for what was gonna happen), Tony singing about seeing Maria, and Maria singing about seeing Tony, all of the povs work so well together, and this whole entire scene and song is just so ugh 😫 When Maria’s part overlaps the Jets, then Anita joining in, and then hearing everyone all blend togther, it is literal perfection and is s o good it’s unreal, I adored this whole lead up to everything, and the song is amazing!

I Feel Pretty - This song is actually kinda fun 😭 The whole scene was such a 180 compared to seeing the rumble before, and honestly I love it sm! Rachel and everyone elses voice are also great, and it honestly is just such a catchy song

Somewhere - I believe this was originally Tony and Maria’s song (pls correct me if I’m wrong tho!) but having Rita sing this was a m a z i n g, her voice is just so,,raw Ig 😭 The emotion was incredible, and the fact that she recorded this live?? Like hello share some talent with me pls 🤲 But honestly Rita is awesome, and the fact they were able to get her in the movie, and gave her a song is the best thing ever!

A Boy Like That / I Have a Love - Both Ariana and Rachel were such good calls casting wise for Anita and Maria, their voices are literally so powerful they’re so good 😭 The way Anita’s voice is lower, and Maria’s voice is sm higher, yet they still blend together? But also how they blend together in such a chaotic way, which really conveys the emotions they were both feeling during the song - Anita is more,,angry and closer to yelling, yet Maria is so much softer, she’s clearly in love, and the way she sings conveys that so well (Also Rachel’s high notes at the end?? And the way their voices go together so smoothly at the end as well)

The score/soundtrack in general - It was so good, the entire score is iconic, there is not a bad song in this whole musical, and each backing track suits the tone of the scene perfectly, I honestly could not ask for a better score and soundtrack - you can clearly hear how much work, how much thought has gone into this whole sountrack and movie, and it is perfect

Completely random but I need to pay homage to the whole dance at the gym, the backing track for starters, but mainly the choreography, cuz it was done so well and I absolutely love that entire scene sm! I love this movie with my whole heart, and I am so glad it was made! I definitely want to do a part 3 of this at some point with what I thought about the characters (and possibly also the casting, but the casting was perfect anyways so I probably wouldn’t have much to say abt that 😭) Thanks for reading to anyone who made it to the end!

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erina-writes-headcanons · 1 year

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I wanna see Takao and Midorima with sassy reader❤❤❤ *slides French fries* for the payment as well

Takao Kazunari, Midorima Shintarō, Miyaji Kiyoshi, and Miyaji Yūya with S/O Who Have a Sassy Personality

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A/N: Hello there Anon! Thank you for the French Fries ☚(*´∀｀☚) and from now on the payment to request headcanons for me is by giving me food XDDDD. Anyway, thank you for the request, this is such a great idea for me because I can relate to someone who is sassy. I hope you like it

Waning: (Y/N) being mean and body shame

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Takao Kazunari - Shutoku

If you have watched the anime. You know Takao can handle Midorima's harsh words as he knows how tsundere he is and I believe he would love Sassy S/O.

Hear me out, I can see his love language also being sassy back at you so the two of you had a playful banter together where the two of you going to end up with stomach cramps for laughing too much.

He is definitely amused with your sass and since his love language is teasing the hell out of you and sometimes he would even steal your words to out sass other people, especially Midorima.

So, don't worry about getting sassy with him. He is not too sensitive that he cannot handle your sass. In fact, he could even outwit you back and make you freeze on the ground because out of shock.

Of course your reaction is only going to make Takao laughing his ass off and pointing his finger at you since you just stood there like a statue and not expecting him to fight you back.

Also, Takao sometimes would help you on your side when you are debating with other people by adding even more sass and making the Karen or the asshole ashamed or angry at you two.

Afterwards, the two of you going to give each other a high five and laugh with each other, joking about those Karens or assholes when they were gone.

There would be times he would lightly bonk your head if he realizes that your sass was out of the line and hurting innocent people and looking at you with disapproval and telling you to be careful with your words because some words can be really hurt.

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Sounds of chattering in the hallway get louder and louder as students from all of the classes get out of their classes. Walking together with their friend or alone while going to their locker to get their things including the person with a pair of (E/C) eye colors, (S/C) skin color, and (H/C) Hair color.

Taking out the notebooks from the locker and some important kinds of stuff, the bell turns off and (Y/N) (L/N) closes the door of the locker and turns the key around before leaving their/her/his locker along and walking to the gym to greet someone in there and maybe gives a little surprise for 'certain' someone.

(Y/N) could hear some giggles here and there and it was too familiar for you, internally groaning as the sound of the footsteps getting closer. It was the cheaper version of Regina George, she never interacts with you nor you interact with her but knowing this kind of female still exist makes your blood boil.

"Oh My God, don't you see that guy with silver blue-ish eyes? He's so gorgeous," the girl said.

"Yeah, that guy friend's too with the green hair although what a weirdo. Bringing frog's pocket everywhere," the other girl commented.

"I don't care about that guy. I'm more interested with that guy who has that sharp eyes and black hair," the girl putting out her lipstick before applying it.

"Could you stop talking about that guy? You three makes my ears bleed," You snapped out, slamming the locker shut and glaring at those girls.

The three of them did not expect you to hear their conversation, especially the girl on the middle with a beautiful long straight black hair that reaches the middle of her back, pale ivory skin-tone and a pair of lavender purple eyes. Despite looking beautiful like a doll, she was the most annoying one.

"Aww I'm sorry, do you want me to talk about it more~" the girl smirks, causing the other two of her friends giggles.

"You do have a nice voice... but it is nicer if you don't yap around like a chihuahua. All barks but not bite," you shrugs with the end of your lips tugged upwards.

All three of them gasps in surprise, offended with your insult as the girl on the middle face's getting more and more red and you swore you almost saw a steam getting out from her ears. "Y-YOU! AT LEAST I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL AND MORE POPULAR THAN YOU!" She shrieked, pointing her index finger at you.

Satisfied with the girl's reaction, you could not help but the grin on your face getting wider as you lean to the locker more and crossing both of your arms. "You are more beautiful than me but all of those are from plastic surgery, especially your nose job. So how much did your mommy and daddy pay for those? Also, you're more popular because you sell your body around to every guys in Shutoku. Let me guess, they paid you around 800-1000 yen? No wonder you're so rich!"

Every one in the hallway slowly surrounding the two of you, interested with the commotion as some people were cheering on you and the girl. Takao who also were walking side by side with Midorima saw the crowd from far away. He blinks repeatedly before he looks at green haired shooter.

"What the hell is going on?" Takao asks.

"I'm not sure but we need to check it out," Midorima walks closer.

Once they got closer, their eyes widened to see you standing with a smug grin at a girl with red face. The girl yanked the book out from her bag before throwing it to your face but you did not need to duck, tilting your head to the side. Her shoot already miss and making the popular girl even angrier than before.

Takao quickly steps aside with a fake smile on his face, "Hey ladies/gentleman. Let's just stop the fight and calm down," Takao tried to stop the fight.

"T-takao-kun! Thank you so much, t-this girl/guy/non-binary person was mocking me!" She tried to cling to Takao who are internally screaming since he doesn't know who's the person clinging to his arm whereas (Y/N) just roll her/his/their eyes. You pull yourself away from the locker and glance at Takao.

"She was talking about you right in front of me could you believe this girl? Talking about how much she wants to fuck you in front of me?" You smile innocently while pointing at the popular girl. You added a little lie to make it more dramatic and to make Takao on your sides.

"I-i'm sorry but I already have boyfriend/girlfriend and this is my partner," Takao stuttered a little bit. He knows your tendency to be a little bit piece of shit-

'"Tch! Whatever, I don't care about losers like you!" The girl storms away and everything was silent until the other students walking away one by one, leaving the scene. You could not help but laugh as well as Takao who joined the laughter, thinking it was hilarious to see you angered one of the most popular girl in the school.

"Glad I saw that," Takao wiped the tears after he laughing too much and patting your back.

"Me too, hun," You winked at him, still in the cheeky mood.

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Midorima Shintarō - Shutoku

Froggit Midorima doesn't really have an opinion on sassy people or he's in the middle of 'I don't really like them' and 'I like them' if he had a Sassy S/O.

He does not find it amusing when you are getting too sassy to him and it made him annoyed whenever you talk back at him while he was scolding you.

Especially if you are not listening to him whenever he is lecturing you about something or your mistake but you just rolled your eyes and talking back at him.

He also doesn't really like it whenever you are commenting and teasing him out of nowhere because it reminded him of Takao when Takao annoys him.

However, it does not mean he hates you because there are lots of times he also finds your sassiness can be really amusing sometimes.

I am saying this because there were a lot of times you were being sassy back to Takao and making him lose an argument with you whereas Midorima was in the background silently snickering.

He doesn't admit it but he also enjoys watching you destroying your enemy with your wittiness and your words. Causing your rival to be embarrassed and back away

Midorima definitely going to silently and secretly learn from you but when Takao catches him that he is trying to be like you. He will immediately deny it.

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It was sunny on the outside and many people were out there doing their own thing and interacting with each other. The green hair shooter of Shutoku glances at the screen of his phone, clearly watching Oha Asa of today with a cute girl on the side of the screen explaining the faith of Cancer's today.

"Today is going to be a bad day for cancers! There will be lots of silly and bad accidents happen to you so please be careful today. Your lucky item for Cancers today are the small Beaver figurine from the antique shop! Next I am going to show (Your Zodiac)'s-" Midorima immediately closes the screen of his phone and grumbling he shouldn't be out today.

Before he plugs the earphone out from the phone and trying to insert it, a large figure almost as big as him accidentally made contact with him and the impact was quite hard, causing the two of them to drop the things on their hands together.

"H-hey dude! I'm sorry for crashing with you!" The guy crouches down.

However, it was as if the gods tries to make his life into a comedy because the guy tries to take Midorima's earphone and give it back to him. His large shoes accidentally stepped into one of the earbuds and crushed it in a pieces. Midorima and the stranger immediately internally screams about the sudden event before the man quickly stood up and bows down repeatedly to apologize for destroying the earphone.

It wasn't over just like that, the saddest thing was as the man stood up, his head accidentally hit something hard and triangle, causing the man to wince in pain as well as the green-haired basketball player who are holding his chin in pain. Midorima curses himself, thinking Oha Asa was right about the misfortune that will happen to him today.

"I-I AM SORRY SIR! I AM SO SORRY FOR MY ACTIONS!" The man apologizes once again and things get out of control.

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Standing in the middle of the aisle inside the antique shop, Midorima searched for a certain mini figure that Oha-Asa told, it was the small beaver figure and portable one since he needs to bring it around in the gym soon. His eyes laid on the last small stature of the before and his hands immediately reached it out to take it.

Another hand took the small figure of the small animal and his eyes widened in shock before it turned into annoyance and anger. Someone is taking his lucky item and judging the person in front of him. The person only smiles in a sardonic way, "Oh, you wanted this? I'm sorry but a loser with four eyes like you shouldn't even have this thing," It was clear it was just another asshole, the person didn't want the lucky item. They just want to be a jerk just to look cool since he can hear the unfamiliar laughter.

"Is that your insult? Why don't you try a better insult and something more fitting to you? Like all talk but no biting? Or maybe just a wannabe gangster? Mommy's boy?" A familiar sound appears from behind the jerk.

Midorima's green eyes were surprised to see you standing there with crossed arms and a smirk on your face. The jerk clicked his tongue at you "Tch! Scram brat! I bet if I punch you, you would be crying like a baby!" The man shouted.

"Me?? Crying?? Oh my?? Why do you think I am gonna cry when I see baby wipes on your pants? Why do I also see you red face after leaving the restaurant? Were you get angry when I saw you got rejected several hours ago by the waiters? How does that feel, getting rejected by everyone?" You snicker, causing the jerk even get angrier before he storms away.

"I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The person said before the person leaves the antique shop.

Bonus:

Unknownbeast to you, Midorima was too shocked and speechless to see this kind of sight of you. He knows you have a tendency to act a little bit mean but this is the first time he sees you standing up for him with your sass. The green haired player could not help but glancing away, trying to hide his red face from you as he feel glad that you were standing up for him.

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Miyaji Kiyoshi - Shutoku

Either you have a thing with someone who is strict and short-tempered or you have a strong mentality to face this kind of guy even though it can get annoying sometimes.

It's canon he often gets annoyed by Midorima's vagaries and sometimes by Takao's antics. He also often gets annoyed by your sarcasm and sassiness when he is scolding you.

It feels like you are not taking him seriously when you are getting sassy to him but unlike Midorima. He won't get too argumentative so once it get's heated up. He would just gonna sigh and let it be.

There's a lot of time he only watches you mouthing him or getting witty in the argument as he looks at you with unamused glances and crossed arms.

He is strict just like his brother and temperamental but he was a little bit more chill than his brother so there are some times he would just scoff at your remarks and walk away from you.

Many times he was also amused by your sarcasm and sass when facing some idiots. There would be a time he was even trying not to laugh but failed as he is holding his stomach.

I can see Kiyoshi would also record the fight you had with another idiot or asshole when you sassed the poor guy. As he records it, he would save it in his gallery and play it when there is no one around.

Just like Midorima. There are many times he is amused with this side of yours but also many times he is not amused, especially when you are getting too argumentative to him since he can be quite stubborn.

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Sounds of chattering can be heard as students from inside of the classroom are talking with their friends, sleeping on their table, reading some books from the library, or studying before the upcoming exam. (Y/N) (L/N) watches the sight outside of the window, glancing at the students that follow the instruction from the P.E. Teacher or play other sports.

The (H/C) haired student can be seen sitting near the window and feeling their/her/his stomach grumbling in hunger even though the bell has not rung yet. You forgot to eat breakfast from home because you were almost late as you had time to shower, use your uniform, feed your cats or dogs in the morning, and prepare the backpack by inserting the needed books.

(Y/N) eyes glance at the ceiling of the class and think about the mouth-watering bowl of beef over rice. A steamed warm rice topped with thinly sliced beef and tender onion, simmered in dashi broth, seasoned with a soy sauce as well as diced boiled eggs on top of it. It was one of the most in-demand lunches in the cafeteria.

Not long after, the sound of the bell rang, and (Y/N) quickly stood up so you can go take those lunch earlier since it's quite often that the cafeteria was full of hungry students and you did not want to miss any of those beef slices over rice. However, fate was not on your side because you stood up. Your body accidentally made harsh contact with another person.

"WATCH IT! FREAK!" The person says.

"I should have been the one who said that, you literally take all over the place," (Y/N) commented, rolling both of their/her/his eyes.

"W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"

"You hear me, boo~" you said with the corner of your lips tugged upwards.

"A-AT LEAST I'M NOT A LONER FREAK!" The person screeches.

"I'm not a plastic though," (Y/N) shrugs, amused with the person in front of you as they are throwing tantrums like five-year-olds.

Sounds of cough can be heard, stopping the two of you and the stranger's argument before your eyes look up to see your boyfriend Miyaji Kiyoshi. The blonde and tall basketball player of Shutoku trudges silently before he went completely standing still next to you and eyes squinted at the person in front of you, arms crossed in an intimidating way.

"I believe you should be the one who needs to apologize instead of (Y/n). I saw the entire scene, you were the one who was walking while talking with your friend without noticing that (Y/N) just stood up from her/his/their sit," Kiyoshi defended you from the strange and entitled student.

"Tch, fine. You win this time but next time I will kick your ass," the person giving their last glare at you before they storm away with their friends following from behind.

One by one, the students that were watching the drama unfold in front of their eyes are leaving the classroom and letting what just happened to slide away. Kiyoshi Miyaji's eyes stare at you, rolling both of his eyes and taking a deeper breath before his hands reach up to your head, messing up your hair with the gentle noogie.

"You're reckless, you know that? Your mouth always getting into some troubles," he told you.

"I know, but you still love me," You cheekily smiled at him, receiving another eye rolls from him.

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Miyaji Yūya - Shutoku

Just like his brother, Miyaji Yuya is as strict and temperamental as his brother and he is also as stubborn as his brother too.

Because of this, the two of you fight a lot and the two of you are getting mouthy with each other, trying to prove the two of you were right and the other wrong.

It's very common that you two are fighting as Yuya is a little bit more has more temper than his twin so it can be a competition between the two of you.

Just like his brother, there are many times he is not amused with your antics and sass. When that happens, he will stare straight into your face, cross his arms, glare at you, or look at you with anger in his eyes, and sometime he would shout back.

He also sometimes gets a little bit embarrassed when you had a fight with another person because of your sarcasm and sass. To the point, he would act as if he doesn't know who are you.

However not in all cases he would react like those because there is a time he would be amused and learn your sass whenever he sees you debating with other Karens or Assholes.

Sometimes he would join together with you but using his own words and would scare the perpetrator away who is trying to harass you.

Once the person gets away from the two of you, he would have a good laugh together with you and tell you about those moments when the two of you are going home from school or a date.

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It was not a surprise that Basketball players can be quite popular among every student, especially if the basketball players are good looking including your boyfriend Miyaji Yuuya. Miyaji Yuuya has an athletic and slim body, he also has dark blonde hair as well as a pair of eyes that are similar to his brother.

The dark blonde second-year basketball player glances at everyone training in the gym room where the seniors teach the new player how to shoot the balls into the hoops "C'MON! TRY HARDER! SOON WE ARE GOING TO FACE AGAINST SEIRIN! MIYAJI-SAN! COME HERE TO TEACH THE NEW PLAYERS!" The coach looks at him, calling him to show all of the new players how to shoot.

"Hai!" He puts the bottles away before jogging to the old man.

As he was going up to show the new players, he did not realize many pairs of eyes watching him playing, especially the student girls who were giggling from far away and watching him playing basketball and shooting the balls into the hoop.

"Miyaji-san is so cool!" One of the girls whispers.

"Yeah, he's so cool when playing basketball like that," another girl with a messy bun whispered back.

"He's so handsome," the girl with pigtails squeals silently.

"I know right. It's sad that everyone says he has a girlfriend/boyfriend/romantic partner. I wonder who they are," the girl with the navy hairband sighs.

"Maybe try to flirt with him when his girlfriend/boyfriend is not around," the girl with pigtails giggles.

None of the girls knows that the dark blonde second-year player is your boyfriend and your ears getting hotter and hotter each time they were squealing and whispering out loud. It was really obvious that those three have a crush on your boyfriend and they are acting very obnoxious.

Both of your eyes glanced at those girls before slamming the book out loud, causing them to jump in surprise before turning around to glare at you "C-can you quiet down! We are watching people playing basketball in here!" The girl with the navy hairband hisses.

"Watching people play basketball or staring at Yuya-san?" You cross your arms, still looking at them with a sharp glance.

"S-SHUT UP! Don't act like you're his girlfriend/boyfriend!" the girl hisses, pointing her index finger at your face rudely.

"Oh, I am~" You smiled mockingly, causing the fangirl even angrier than before.

"PROVE IT!" She challenged.

"Sure," you shrug, eyes focusing on the match once again.

‿︵‿︵＼ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ／︵‿︵‿Timeskip

Once the training was done, Yuuya was sweating like a bullet with eyes lide in exhaustion but that tired face was replaced with a smile as his eyes landed on you, waving his arm at you to greet you. His footsteps were getting closer and closer but before he could speak. His eyes widened with your action.

Out of the blue, your lips made a contact with the basketball player and causing the three girl's mouths to gasp in horror as well as the other players who just saw you just eat your boyfriend's face right in front of their faces. Yuuya blushes and kisses back for a few seconds before pulling away.

"Baby, what's gotten into you? You just kissed me out of nowhere and made my teammates watch the two of us kiss" He raised his eyebrows in confusion and slight irritation since he felt a little bit embarrassed by the sudden contact

"I just miss you a little bit and I was just trying to swat some bugs to get away from you," you innocently said.

He was still looking at you with confusion, not knowing what did you mean by 'bugs' until he sees three girls marching away in anger. It immediately clicked in his brain that you were jealous of those girls and you railed them on purpose. Yuuya could not help but sigh at (Y/N) antics before his eyes glancing at his S/O, flicking your forehead and making you wince in pain.

"Don't create a scene next time. Just tell me what the hell is going on and I can help you," he chides.

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captainjacklyn · 2 years

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I saw your special meal and all I can think reading "five words : Please don't hurt my family." And "Oh hello there jesus ! How did I die ? well I just got STABBED BY ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMATIC CHILDREN !" Is just Duolingo and I lowkey kinda want some headcanons for the Savanaclaw and/or Heartslabyul (up to you) of just MC dressed as Duolingo (Like the official Duolingo Tiktok's Duolingo) for Halloween with a knife (IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR HALLOWEEN)

Thank you ^^

- ♤

Well this is so not gonna be family friendly, that's for sure ! One killer Duolingo coming up. (also, I'll be doing both dorms so Savannaclaw will be coming shortly afterwards)

Sorry for answering this ask so late, I hope you'll forgive me.

Content : Head canons, crack and just absolute chaos

Warning(s) : a lot of cussing and I will swear so fuck off mother I ain't family friendly, killer mascot, knife, H A L L O W E E N

Part 1 : Heartslabyul Part 2 : Savannaclaw

Mc/Yuu is dressed as a murdering owl Duolingo for Halloween

Oh my god

This is more terrifying than his mother yelling at him.

Wtf are you and whyareyouholdingaknifeathimholyshit-

This is not what he thought of when you said you'll dress as an owl, the only good thing about this situation is the fact that he is now unconscious and on the floor.

...

wait a minute

GODDAMNIT MC-

Did he just witness a giant green ball running after a screaming headmaster ?

Yes. yes he did.

Is he going to do anything about it ?

No, no he isn't.

R.I.H stands for 'rot in hell'

...

So R.I.H Crowley you will not be missed, at all. No but seriously don't even think of coming back as a spirit because I'll ghost buster your ass.

Well this is SO gonna get him a million likes on magicam, you look adorbs ! Wait is that a knife

Lmao this is so kawaii~

...

I regret saying that. With my whole ass life you can take my money and my family. I will never say that ever again-

KAWAIII DESUUUU~

....

The owl is still chasing down Crowley by the way.

What a coincidence ! He is wearing the exact same thing with the exact same knife and the exact same goal which is murde-

Because it's difficult to walk in these huge costumes y 'all are rolling over like bowling balls, scaring everyone to death including me.

PAC MAN WHO-

Do I have to make another "mom, pick me up" joke ?

I surely do because what else am I going to use to talk about this man's horrified expression.

You truly are a nightmare, but he can't blame you for trying to set the dorm on fire-

His mind is still loading to process the information of what the fuck is going on at the moment.

Is the knife a part of the costume ?

it is ?

...

LET ME GET MY OWN

I hope you liked this piece of trash.

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merrycrisis-if · 9 months

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HELLO??? WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO CREATE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL, TEAR-JERKING IF THAT LEFT ME EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATED????

oh my g o d tho just. as a viet american the experiences of the player are so fucking relatable. (also the christmas dinner drama??? hello?? i am L I V I N G, the accuracy had me rolling on the floor istg.)

and SHAY? HELLO? HOT LEAD SINGER WHO CAN CARE FOR PLANTS WITH TATTOOS AND OWNS A MOTORBIKE? my legs are OPEN. (but fr tho. shay is just. so lovely to read. and going through his route felt like riding through the city at night, letting the lights pass by you in an electrifying blur as the cold air whips at your skin and you feel /free/.)

and QIU. QIU. OH MY GOD. not me reading a fair bit of my younger self in qiu and H O N E Y. the ANGST???? HELLOO??? MY ANGST-LOVING HEART IS D E V O U R I N G THEIR ROUTE. (mind, i do admit i rushed through the if to get the smut scenes/romance/angst scenes, but i WILL go back over them soon!!) just. watching their younger self try to conform to what society has set for them and seeing them tear themself apart because of it BROKE ME. how DARE (i love you)

also??? the singaporean elements?? the eggs??? the taxi driver??? the heat??? the way you describe singapore and it's culture , ,, i can feel so much love and fondness for it when I read your writing. Truly, your work is gorgeous and layered and reading it makes me long for a home i've never even been to, but have lived in for years. just. thank you so much, and i hope you experience so, so much joy and fulfillment in the coming years <333

Haha first off, this ask gave me LIFE.

Love that you were entertained by the Christmas dinner—I wasn't entirely sure what form the drama would take when I was first fleshing out the chapter, but I knew it had to live up to the whole premise of "MC coming home to survive the ordeal that is Christma with extended family".)

HOT LEAD SINGER WHO CAN CARE FOR PLANTS WITH TATTOOS AND OWNS A MOTORBIKE? my legs are OPEN. (

HAHAHHA!! Same. I feel like all nerdy kids (with parents who constantly extol the virtues of being a doctor/lawyer/dentist) have had a fantasy at some point in our lives that take the form of Shay.

[Qiu] watching their younger self try to conform to what society has set for them and seeing them tear themself apart because of it BROKE ME

AAH!! Absolutely. For every Shay who finds happiness/fulfilment through absolutely breaking the traditional definition of success, there's a Qiu who does so well within that definition but who has to deal with the eventual realization that they're not any happier for it.

Pt. 2 of your ask coming soon ;)

#merry crisis #if #interactive fiction #asks #qiu #shay

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larsisfrommars · 2 years

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So I’m a few episodes into El Hotel De Los Secretos

I’m so overjoyed to find that Andrés Salinas is not just played by 💕Carlos Rivera💕 but is second most important male lead AND my favorite character archetype/personality!

He’s the emotional heart/rock of the series!

He’s the counterbalance of caution, patience and kindness to Julio’s zero-impulse control and scrappy investigative zeal and I’m in love with that dynamic! (If I’m not careful I’m gonna ship it lmao, eh whatever! Whose gonna stop me if I do?! Lol)

In a way they remind me of the Triumvirate dynamic from Star Trek. Julio is Kirk and Andrés is a very charming combination of Spock & Bones. Andrés is like 85-90% of Julio’s impulse control

I smell the potential of him being the moral compass if things get darker than they are. Which, they probably will, it’s a telenovela/period DRAMA after all.

What really sold me on the show (and this character) was the third episode.

Waking up and comforting Julio when he breaks down in tears because it seems that his sister didn’t just disappear but was (probably) murdered thanks to some emotionally devastating evidence.

God just LOOK at them 🥲

¡Voy a llorar! 😭😭😭

I don’t know man, Andrés really went “this man has body slammed me TWICE in less than 48 hours and I saw him cry once. You know what though? He’s earnest and funny and I feel bad for him. So! We Are Now Inseparable.”

Then what he does for BELÉN, pobresita 😭

Andrés comforts her (who he clearly already cared about before, can’t really tell if it’s a “he/they were already a little in love but we’re hiding it” situation or a “friends that become lovers(?) due to fanfic level circumstances” situation).

He doesn’t pressure her when she won’t say who the father is and doesn’t seem to think less of her for having a child out of wedlock. Which is like, a HUGE deal considering this takes place in the early 1900s.

Not only that! But what does he do in order to keep his mother (the chief of staff regarding the maid staff) to keep her from firing Belén?

HE LIES HIS MOM AND TELLS HER THE BABY IS HIS. He sacrifices his mother’s respect for him for Belén’s sake! Like, W H A T.

HELLO? H E L L O?!?!?!

Ahh! I love this series!

Oh man, I really hope he doesn’t become a target in whatever Diego’s shady ass plans are if he ever finds out Andrés is taking credit for the child/pregnant woman he discarded like trash to protect his engagement to Isabela 👀 (not that Andrés knows who the real father is) ¡NO MORTES POR FAVOR!

Does anybody else watch this show?! Send help! I’m chewing on the upholstery!!

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pandasized-crevice · 2 years

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MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP8 THOUGHTS

I PROBABLY FORGOT SOME STUFF I NORMALLY TYPE THIS ON MY LAPTOP WHILE I WATCH THE EP BUT RN I JUST HAVE MY PHONE SO ONWARDS WE SCOOT

THEY ARE SO FUCKKMG CUTE PLEAAE LOOK AT THEM

Last night was incredible😏😏

Porsche kissing kinns forehead?YES PLEAse

Me watching them:🥺🥺💖

Oh lord someone’s here

Kinn you asshole!

Pete sweetie…….

A whole thing of bread?nice not obvious product placement yall💀

THE THUMBS UP AHAHA

kinn…..beckoning Porsche….with his finger…..?I’m going to be totally normal about this (this is a lie)

THERE HE GOES

Side note;who eats plain bread for breakfast?not even toasted?!NO JELLY

Bread eating should not be hot…

And yet here we are…..

Kinn and Porsche wearing the others sock can be something so personal

Oh okay so it’s like showing them as days go by

THE FOOT SCENE WE WIN!!!!!!!

Jesus CHRIST ON THE LITTLE TABLE YOU GUYS!?

Punishment….sir ken that’s what’s going on….

Big rn “god I wish that was me”

NOT THE BUTTONS LORD

TO THE WINDOOOOOW TO THE WALL!!!!!!

They are so horny for each other

And I don’t blame them

Jom and Tem!!YOK HELLO QUEEN

Aw Porsche is unsure since kinns his first boyfriend 🥺valid valid

Heartbroken you say??i fucking wonder why🤨⏱🕰⏰

Look at him wanting to go on a date with kinn!!!HE IS TRYING SO HARD

so those aren’t Porsches clothes??!?

Both of them being unused to their relationship is so fucking SCRUMPTIOUS im glad they’re showing it

Me watching kinnporsche be cute:🥰🥺🥰

Me knowing they’re giving us so much fluff cuz angst is coming:🕴🏻😶☹️

Ik they’re a hot ass couple but cafe patrons MIND YALLS BUSSNIES

Aw Porsche don’t let go☹️

Kinn grabbing Porsches hand again YES GOOD

there’s a pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nice

Porsche is so dedicated to making this date perfect please

Porsche being the so that takes pictures before eating and kinn being the so who goes along with it is so fuxking true

Where tf did porsche have that camera?up his ass?

THE FUCKING PHOTO MONTAGE P L E A S E MY HEART

Kinn is so fuxking cute kissing on Porsche?I CANNOT HANDLE

KINN GIVING PORSCHE A PHONE JUST FOR CALLING HIM? W O W

TAWAN🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🚨🚨🚨

Bro why is tawan literally this 🕴🏻🧍🏻

THIS SCENE TOO OMG

Them running around the place is so fucking precious

Kinn just looking at Porsche like THAT my heart has melted

UNDERWATER KISS YALL SEE THAT😮

Quitting smoking you say?

Pete pete pete pete pete💖💖💖

KINN PORSCHE CANT SEXT YOU RN HES ON THE CLOCK

PORSCHE LOOK OUT🚨🧍🏻🗣

well no one said Porsche was an artist…..

These fools sneaking into kinns room please dumb and dumber

Why is Porsche ostrich😭💀

Which celebrity did kinn sleep with LET US SEE PORSCHE 👁👁

ITA THE PICTURE 🗣🗣🗣🧍🏻

Porsche is giving Wei wuxian after he makes wen Ning leave YALL KNOW YALL SEE IT

“If it’s this guy I need the other gun” HELLO?HELLO H E. L L O

Porsche is so cute apo you god amongst men🙌👏👏

DAMN KINN HOWS MY BOY SUPPOSED TO HIDE THESE HICKIES

oh pete….never change

Oh we giving merit i see

Aw Porsche thinks tawan is a ghost 💀😭we know he’s scared of that shit

TANKHUN BELOVED YAY

always with the kdramas he’s just like me

THE MAKEUP💀 That seems so fun actually I wanna do that with my friends

POL PLEASE JESUS CHRIST

tankhun kicking Porsche out 💀harsh but had to be done hes so jumpy

Not Porsche calling kinn cuz he’s scared💀

kinn heard No clothes and he said SAY LESS🏃🏃🏃

WHYD KINN CATXH IT IN HIS MOUTH SIR💀

Oh we talking about 🧍🏻🕴🏻

Anytime porsche says love,in love with kinn,I gain eyebrows

Fuck tawan fr🗣🗣

Kinns face when Porsche pulls out the picture 💀

Tell him porsche tf you still have it sir🤨porsche is JIST LIKE ME FR

Aw they’re doing the merit thing together love that

NO SIR WE DONT NEED A BIGGER ONE THANKS

UM fuck yall🚨🧍🏻🗣

So tawan was just wondering around like that for days?you couldn’t changed or something?

I JUST REMEMBERED THE KIMCHAY STUFF SHIT

so Kim thinks Porsches parents were killed alright same

Kim please no jokes 💀

wasted too much time🤨CHAY IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME YOU WHORE

ANSWER THE PHONE KIM😶👊👊

BABY CHAY!!!

Since Kim showed up to Chays house uninvited it’s only fair that chay do it as well

I.love.chay.SO.MUCH

THE LOVE SONG PLEQAW CHAY😭😭

Kim get ready for me to rock your shit sir it’s coming I AM COMING🕴🏻🚨

Okay the preview,I hate that they’re putting it at the very freaking end damn: YAY THEY PUT HIM IN THE CELL!!! That’d better not be kinn going to see tawan while he’s in the bath…(predicting it now that it’s vegas PLEASE DONT LET IT BE KINN) (SHIT I REWATXHED IT AND I THINK ITS KINN I SEE A RING😭TF YOU DOING THERE KINN)tawan if you don’t shut the fuck up😶👊👊

Y’all I watched this whole ep in a car with my family I need to pterodactyl screech about it so bad😭😭

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #thai bl series #this is so long sorry not sorry #thai series #kinn x porsche #kinnporsche ep8 #cellulars FJWKPT #I wanted to screech so many times yall😭#but I held it in like a winner

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superbattrash · 1 year

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Shut up, I’ll go to bed after this one

These names are….. something

Just call yourself Boom, bro 🙄 don’t put murder in your name, that’s just stupid

If they kill my boy, I’m gonna riot so hard

..fuck. I’m gonna watch one more episode aren’t I?

Oh? I’m another new intro? At least this one is pretty. Still boring tho :/ hmm. Could grow on me ig

So a creepy old teacher? Well that shouldn’t surprise me

That suit is better than the other one, let’s be real

BRO. OLD DUDE ASKED YOU TO DO SOMETHING, JUST DO IT. You THINK TOO MUCH 🙄 the old man is absolutely right. You gotta do whaT YOU TOLD TODOROKI TO DO, YOU IDIOT

Oh someone who doesn’t like Bakugo? Surprise surprise. Huh. Okay, so he gets a calm and collected teacher? That’s good ig

What? He seriously accepted his dad’s offer? Why the fuck would you DO THAT????

You’re getting better kiddo but uh. Still not good 😂

Oh? A young All Might? 👁️👁️✨ Toshinori, yes. I have to remember that.

Ooohhhh :O oh oh oh!!! Now THAT is a hero!!

Aw COME ON I CANT KEEP WATCHING THIS SHOW >:/

..ok one more

Oh handface really is disgusting

Iida’s drowning in his own anger and guilt and hatred, sweetie, that’s how he’s doing

I really like Iida’s teacher dude, he’s a cutie

Why is your tonGUE ALL WOBBLY

Oh ewwwww 😰 there are more nomus????? Yuck

Just get off on that stop, idiot, you know you want to. Oh never mind it’s - OH NO EW IT’S THEM…. Wait, are we gonna get a teacher death???? Nooooooo

NO!!! NO NO NO!!!! IIDA NOOOOO PLEASE DONT!!!! DONT DO THIS BABY PLEASE

OH COME ON STOP DOING THIS TO ME >:(((((

…yeah ok the opening felt like something good for once here

Oh EUGH >:S why are YOU here? Blegh

Iida, my sweet baby child 😭❤️❤️ NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! STOP STOP STOOOOOP DONT DO THIS PLEASE STOP THIS NO NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!!! NO IIDA PLEASE NO

DEKUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god first time you’re A REAL HERO MY LITTLE ANNOYING CRY BABY

FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

PLEASE BE TODOROKI!!!!!! PLEASS BE OH FUCK YES THANK THE FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!

Oh heheheheheheh he has his number, aww :3 I mean um. Good on u boys

Oh EW EW EW EW LICKING A CHILD???? YOU FUCKING CREEP

Get over yourself, Iida, you’re just making it worse :/

FU C K YEaAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT’S MY BOYS

Oh the music 🥺🥺🥺 oh. Oh my heart 😭 JESUS CHRIST I AM SOBBING?????? 😭😭😭😭

COME ON IIDA PLEASE GET UUUUUP

What

WHAT

HOW FUCKING DARE THEY

..I’m never going to bed 😭

Please. Pleeeeease 😭 please I need you to be okay. Please baby please please pleASE 😭😭😭😭

YEAHHHHHHH BEAT HIS ASS KICK HIS FACE IN MURDER HIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Oh another tightening of the fist closeup 👁️✨

OH. GOD. SELF SACRIFICING MORONS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH COME OOOONNN!!!!!! FUCK HIM UP

FUCK

HIM

UUUUUPPPPP

\o/

Oh ugh back to this guy 🙄 can someone kill him? Or just. Yaknow. Maim him a little? Please? Knock him on his ass at least?

YEAH!!!! Cos your son is AN ACTUAL HERO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT >:(((

THE FUCKING CHILLS I AM GETTING BOOOYYYS

…ok I’ll admit his theme song thing is. kinda badass. I would like any and I do mean ANY redeeming qualities in this man but. Oh no, did I doom him to die with my hatred? 😬 whoopsie

Oh 🥺 oh my baby 🥺 oh sweetheart 🥺❤️ god this is such a good scene 😭

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS O- NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

Oh?? Oh? Oh 🥲 what. what are u doing bro??

HOW ABOUT CAPTURING HIM AGAIN, HELLO???? H E L L OOOOOOOOOO??!?!?!!?!!!

His face? Oh what. What is up with his face?? On another note: he is such a good villain!!!!!!

FUCKING DO SOMETHING??? Oh. W..what

That was some intense angry 😰

Fucking finally, an episode I can STOP AFTER JESUS CHRIST

#mish watches mha #these fucking episodes are killing me #..don’t look at me I know I stayed up 2 hours to watch this shit #y’all don’t need to shame me

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manyfandomsonelog · 2 years

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OH MY GOD, YOU FOLLOWED ME FOREVER AGO AND I ONLY JUST REALIZED WHO YOU ARE OH MYYYY GOD H E L L O :D HI!!!

just wanted to tell you you’re really cool :D

Oh hello!!!! Thanks so much! You have a great blog <3

#:D

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juergenklopp · 2 years

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so scotty d beefed his brisket but the guy who parked next to us at the track said “oh, you’re a dixon fan? i live two doors down. they were having a party the other night and dario was there. can i borrow your sunblock?” and i was absolutely normal and did not immediately start foaming at the mouth about the whole thing, so i consider that enough of a win for today tbh!!!

HELLO????????????? H E L L O ????????????? My guy my dude my mans just dropped that info so casually? AND WHAT ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT okay okay I am normal and not deranged and and totally sane and not running through 43737656 scenarios in my head....

God, the way my heart just dropped when he locked up knowing he definitely went in too hard, though. His post race interview and how dejected he was too... man. That's got to hurt. Indy picks their winner and it's not Scott's day. I hope you had a great time at the track regardless, though! Would love to go too one day.

(Also I don't know if you've heard, but Scott and Dario (as well as Helio and Jimmie) are doing Goodwood this year. They will be fancy dressed! Driving classic cars! Not quite the tenderness we could've witnessed at victory lane today, but exciting still!)

#.asks #raveras #Deranged and Insane and Deranged and Insane About Them

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musings-of-miss-j · 3 months

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hihi!! i just wanted to say thank you for your reblog of my silly drabble akdjsjd 🥹 it rly made me super happy and i wanted to let u know that i actually made it a full fic here !! JDJSJD this sounds like self-promo but i wanted to tell u bc u were one of the ppl that motivated me to expand on the idea!! i hope this isn't too weird ahh 😭

OH MY GOD??? OH MY GOD?? OH MY Y GO O DOD???? HELLO?? HI??? EXCUSE MY FANGIRLING BUT IT CANNOT BE THAT THE ONE AND ONLY WRITER OF THE SERENDIPITY FIC AND A LONG TIME FAVOURITE BLOG OF MINE IS HERE??? IN MY INBOX??? EXPLODES???

ahem! having regained my composure somewhat i'd like to say i'm t h r i l l e d that i managed to offer you even a modicum of inspiration <333

it's not self-promo at all you are a welcome guest and i CANNOT WAIT. to read the full ficcbjdfwoeifuwe thank you for feeding us dottore enjoyers

#miss j's mailbox #starglitterz <3

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- this unit. Money is insane what the fuck is happening her e

Ahi the vlinx you're my best friend now

WHY DID YOU LET HER TAKE THE SPIKE OFF IM

Everybody. You will get bigot disease.

HELP. 2YEN WERE THESE SPECIALS WRITTEN AGAIN

Stookie bill is crazy name

DONNA NEGOTIATING HER PAY IS SO GOOD

Classic i wonder how many people are gonna accuse this one of being too political when honestly this is about the level of all the others. Like yes it's very in your face but like whereas say orphan 55 was like shitty political commentary that was so disconnected and it www Oooooougj

NEILS FUCKING HILARIOUS IM gonna...

I 3ondered WHICH ONE OF YOU HAD ZE BALLS

It's governed by the rules of play

Does the toy maker like fortnite 💁

The pacing is so fucking FAST.... I'M NOT COMPLAINING BUT

Aye you silly sausage

I LVOE how Tennant and tate just fucking GO BATSHIT BANANAS WITH THE ACTING HELLOOOO

Maybe I'll save you GET HS ASS

WOULD YOU 2UIT GETTING LOCKED. EHIND DOORS IT'S MAKING ME SCARED

The one thing they'll do to Tennant is lock him behind a door

Hi uklm

THE GIGGLE

What the..... JMMMMMMMM

This FUCKING SFX HELPPPPPPPP HELPP IM GONNA PEE33EE3EEEEEE

Eepy. creepy!

UM.

This is NOT VERY NICEEEE STOP IT

Stop ITAROP THAT'S SCARY

I'm sSTOOKY SUe

WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT

The way SHE'S JUST FUCKING BEATING THAT DOLL IM GONNAapuk3

HELLO....

BILL REFERENCE PL3WQQASE33EE3EEE33 UM

Bill Bill. Bill Billllll hello BILL I LOVEEE YOU

He can't even...

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SMILES SO BIG AND BEWUITUFLLY UGHHH I LOVE WHEN THEY REFERENCE PREVIOUS ERAS HAVE I EVER SAID I HATED HOW MUCH MOFFAT INSISTED ON LIKE NEVER REFERENCING OLD FOMPQNNNNNNNNN

.........

CLASSIC MYSTERY BOX SHIT.

Cancel. culture. Is. The. Villain. 😊

Whys Neil Patrick h... Oh I mustn't say that

Best of TH WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY THEN LET'S. MAKE IT 2023

I'm already RUNNING HELP

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE?

He said come on we can be gay together

Ghosting

Did You just L

Now?????

NOW??????????????

Hi 2hwt the fuck HI 2HWT THE FUCK 2HWT

O 2hwt the

WHAT THE FUCK

They seem SO CALM TH

HI CAN HE

Bring me my ncuti.......

Um.

UM........

BRO IS HE STUCK

2hwt the FUCK IS HAPPENING

Ooh my god it's real OH my god...

THE RUMOURS WERE UM TRUE.

Hello............. WHY DO THEY SEEM SO BESTIES I HAVE BI GENERATED

Hi ncuti he ncuti he's GORGEOUSSS HE IS WHAT THE FUCK BUT WHY DID HE DO THAT ARE WE GONNA GET ABT EXPLANATION.

Like are we

1HY ISNT HE WEARING PANTS FIFTEEN YOUR

The teeth kissing was subtitled Help

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING

Sorry SO NO COME ON PLEASE CAN WE...

OK sorry it 2as slay for now but can we undo the bigeneration thing can we sorry I just need.... th

LIKE IS HE JUST GONNA.....

LIKE I'M SORRY I JUST WANT THEM TO PUT TENNANT TO REST PLEASE FUCKING HELL

Ncuti why....

WHY ARE THEY SO BEST FRIENDS.... OK SHUT UP NEVERMIND KEEP HIM LET HIM KISS HIMSELF SO REAL

OK but now um

WHAT DO WE DO CAN WE P7T

HE'S GOT NO PANTS

Who picked th

THE CHEEK

FIFTEEN YOURE MY F7CJ8JT BEST FRIEND MY FUCKING BEST FRIENDDDEEEEEEEEEE

CAN WE

Just

Put

CAN HE JUST DIE L8I3 SORRY FOURTEN I JUST. I NEED TENNANT TO BE FUCKING PUT AWAY FOR ONE SECOND

FUCKING HELL

UM...............

He flies off Yeah he does

Sorry CAN WE JUST GET SOME FUCKING LIMELIGHT ON NCUTI THIS IS THE TENNANT PROBLEM FOR ME LIKE SORRY I 2ANT TO BE WITH MY NEW DOCTR

OK sorry the thing is i wouldn't even mind bigeneration as a crazy twist if we didn't have to have have Tennant as one like I JUST WANT 5O

Like PLEASE I LIKE HIM TOO BUT CAN WE JUST LET HIM GO

Help help hWLP

SO LIKE OK......

So like... OK 😭 I just I don't wanna be a hater in just. OK. I think I'm also just kind of worried that this is the wider whoineveerse thing and thees gonna be a fucking Tennant show now like CAN WE JUST......

OK. It's fine. If it's put aside I'm OK. We can go on. Please can 23 Hess

FINALLYYYY65 MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND

Hiii hiiii hiiiiiiii

#egg.txt

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perpetually-sad-but-its-fine · 1 year

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10x09 of chicago pd

GIGANTIC TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT/RAPE THROUGHOUT THIS EPISODE. ITS NOT EXPLICITLY MENTIONED IN THIS POST BUT IF IT TRIGGERS YOU, PLEASE STAY AWAY.

here we go

oh the recap

such pain

oop

how's chief o’neal gonna defend his son now??

did voight just call o’neal

oh he did

im curious to see how this goes

o’neal

please open your eyes

im begging you

don't be a fuckin idiot

oh my god

that's not at all creepy

‘learned that somewhere’

not at all a subtle dig at sean

o’neal

please

for the love of god

be reasonable

be rationable

please

GODDAMIT O’NEAL

USE YOUR BRAIN YOU BALDHEADED IDIOT

oh my god

TWELVE???

my god

this is so dark, so quick

oh lawyer lady

hello lawyer lady

oh my god

this is so interesting

im invested

isla

please help

please

h e l p

im feeling so sorry for her

this poor girl

oh isla

I FEEL SO BAD

I FUCKIN HATE SEAN

hailey, what’re you gonna do now???

please be reasonable

please try to be sensitive

ITS ONLY EIGHT MINTUES INTO THE EPISODE

AND IM SO EMOTIONAL

THE TEARS

HAILEY PLEASE

CHICAGO PD WRITER GIVE HER A BREAK

OH MY GOD

oooo

now we’re getting somewhere

its getting so INTERESTING

oh no

ohhhh nooooo

im gonna kill him

i swear to all higher power

ill kill him

holy shit

this is so dark

oh my god

hailey’s face

she feels so sorry

and she's blaming herself, I cAN FEEL IT

im crying just looking at her

oh nooooo

cmon

‘he said, she said’

I FUCKIN HATE THIS

guys

listen to lawyer lady

please

don't do something stupid that's gonna affect everything else

if yoU LISTEN TO HER

ITLL BE BETTER

god they’re not listening to her

if hailey gets hurt, ill riot

i will

WHATD HE BURN???

WHAT IS IT

GODDAMN IT

im gonna punch him

hailey

punch him

please

jesus fuckin christ

this is so dark

they need to put fuckin trigger warnings

im gonna crack his skull open

sean

you keep speaking to my wife like that

im gonna shoot you

oh great

lawyer lady #2

lady

your client is an abominable shit goblin of a human being

the fuck are you doing defending him?

stfu lawyer lady #2

nobody likes you

idek you

but i don't like you

chief o’neal is definitely defending sean

definitely helping him

is he gonna get arrested?

cuz i wouldn't mind watching that

ooooo

we’re getting somewhere

don't break rules guys

don't

its not gonna end well

and sean’s gonna go free

we don't want that to happen

oh no

irrelevant ik

but

HAILEY KICKING THAT DOOR OPEN

UM MAAM

ME NEXT

oh shit

this isn't gonna end well

THEY KICKED IN THE DOOR W/ NO PROBABLE CAUSE

shits gonna hit the fan

i can feel it

stop lying you idiot

you know him

WE KNOW YOU KNOW HIM

JUST TELL THE TRUTH MAN

thank you

now we’re getting somewhere

this'll be fun

why does voight only hold the gun in one hand???

what does he gain from that??

how is that safe??

my god

where are the girls

god

it’s chief o’neal again

he fuckin told his son

i can feel it

how despicable of a human being can you be

shut the fuck up paddy

you’re son is a terrible person

oh lawyer lady and lawyer lady #2

if they fight

that'd be awesome

i wanna see it happen

o’neal

i swear to fucking god if you bring up jay

i will murder you in your sleep

i don't care if youre fictional or not

THANK YOU HANK

THANK YOU

T H A N K Y O U

USE YOUR FUCKIN BRAIN CHIEF

USE IT

I DONT CARE IF THERE ARE ONLY THREE BRAINCELLS IN THERE

FUCKIN USE IT

HE IS EXACTLY THAT

DONT BE AN IDIOT

whAT??

C O M E O N

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

LAWYER LADY

USE YOUR FUCKIN LAWYER SKILLS

god

i cant

i cannot

‘sean would be a fool to do something now’

‘lets hope hes a fool then’

oh i really hope he is

bcuz if he isn't arrested along w/ his father

ill kill dick wolf

ill do it

poor hank

just staring at the board

where’s hailey??

where's my wife???

oh theres my wife

god i wanna hug her so badly

hank why?

why have you done this

whatre you hoping to get from this

haILEY

DONT DO SOMETHING STUPID

did she go home??

or is she going to sean?

chief

use your fucking brain

fuckin read it then

if youre so sure about his innocence

read it

good god hailey

what's your plan

shut the fuck up sean

wait hold on??

whatre you trying to do hailey??

appeal to his humanity??

i really hope this works

don't make me feel sorry for you

don't

i dont like them

this is not gonna end well

hailey back off

go away

hes gonna do something bad

hailey please

back off

please

god i dont like where this is going

im scared

shut UP

CHIEF

THAT DOESNT MEAN

THAT YOU IGNORE

VERY OBVIOUS

ILLEAGAL

BULLSHIT

i feel sorry for them now

i don't like this

at all

i don't wanna feel sorry for them

read the fucking files

oh god

where's this gonna go

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS GODDAMMIT

hailey

please fuckin leave

plEASE

do not psychoanalyse her

HEARING SOMEONE CALL JAY HER HUSBAND MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY AND THEN I REMEMBER WHOS SAYING IT AND WHY

AND THEN I SCREAM

also

i don't think jay and hailey ever called each other ‘husband and wife’ to each other

ever

we’ve only ever heard it after jay left or from other people

excuse my crying

sean

leave. her. alone.

Hailey

back off

this will not end well

please

just back off

oh no

what's gonna happen

PLEASE

DONT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY GIRL

PLEASE

I CANT HANDLE THIS

hailey

we can't go down this way again

i can't handle what happened to you in season seven

i can't

don't do this to me

the fact that voight is now the voice of reason

that's just really fuckin funny when you look at the nine seasons

we love the irony

oooo

hailey

what have you found

she's found something

what is it

oh my god

this better go well

im not prepared

at all

hailey

don't get hurt

just

please don't

she's gonna get hurt, isn't she???

im scaredddd

iM SO SCARED

OH MY GOD

THE GIRLS

WHERE ARE THEY????

W H E R E A R E T H EY

hailey???

that superhero landing???

damn alright

we’re just gonna look past that ig

not at all mention the fact that she jumped down and landed perfectly

please stay safe

please

oh god

hailey

don't do this

please wait for backup

JAY WOULDNT WANT YOU TO DO THIS

PLEASE

I DONT WANT YOU TO DO THIS

oh thank god

voight

oh thank god

good

theres back up

please

god

let this fo somewhat well

oh my god

oh my fucking god

oh MY FUCKING GOD

PLEASE

HELP THESE GIRLS

PLEASE

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

please tell me that they can arrest him now???

please

oh no

where is he now??

o’neal’s hiding him, isn't he??

cuz if he is

this is gonna be interesting

‘by the book’

that's rich coming from you hank

GUNSHOTS

PLEASE TELL ME SEAN DIDNT DIE

HE DESERVES TO R O T

oh my god

what

THEYRE BOTH DEAD

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIN HELL

COME ON

oh wait

hold on

is he...

is he alive???

I THINK HES ALIVE

please

he deserves to suffer

save him

so he can suffer

thank you

thank you voight

HAILEY

COME ON

DONT DO THIS

THIS IS LIKE VOIGHT AND JAY AND HAILEY FROM SEASON NINE AND SEASON SEVEN AGAIN

GODDAMMIT

WHY CANT THEY BE H A P P Y

WHY

please tell me that they can save him

i wanna see him suffer

why do I feel like hank’s getting flashbacks to ana

bcuz

do not compare her to him

oh hes alive

yippee

this’ll be fun

jesus fuck

#*kissy kissy* watches chicago pd #chicago pd spoilers #chicago pd 10x09 #chicago pd 10x09 spoilers #hailey upton #hank voight

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frenchfrywrites · 2 years

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Ecto-gasm

MINORS DNI

I got an anon in my inbox (that I accidently deleted, whoops!) requesting a fic, saying they were haunted by afab Lucifer... I took haunting literally.

Warnings: amab top GN reader, ghost bottom transman Lucifer, monsterfucking, voyeurism, cunnilingus, Lucifers genitals are referred to with the terms cunt and clit

Once you settled into your new home, you started to take note that strange things have been occurring. Things move when you’re not looking, music plays at odd times during the night, your TV turns on randomly, you hear whispers before you’re about to sleep, the lights flicker, there's cold spots, and you catch glimpses of someone who’s not there- who should not be there. Clearly, you’ve got a ghost on your hands.

Luckily for you the spirit doesn’t seem malicious in the slightest; despite the strange happenings, you’re never actually scared for your safety. Rather, it’s almost comforting to know there’s another presence with you, on those nights when your loneliness seeps deep into your psyche. You actually find yourself wishing the ghost would be more visible and active.

A month in, you invest in a ouija board. You tell yourself you’re just curious, but deep down you know you’re lonely and maybe the ghost could be friendly if you got to know it. Your reasoning isn’t sound, and in the back of your mind you think back on the horror movies you’ve seen, and consequently come up with a million and one ways this could go horribly wrong. However, that doesn’t stop you from sitting on your living room floor on a Saturday night, some candles lit, a bottle of wine next to you as you stare tepidly at the board in front of you.

You clear your throat awkwardly, placing your fingers on the planchette. “Um,” you start, “hello?” It hits you now that you have no idea how to talk to a ghost. “Is there a ghost here?” you ask, but you recall that sometimes they don’t know they’re dead, “wait- I mean, is there someone here?” This is not a good start.

Still, you wait patiently, feeling your confidence dissipate with each passing moment. After a good 10 minutes you sigh, disappointed but not surprised. You remove your hands, opening the bottle of wine and pouring yourself a glass. A scraping sound distracts you.

You look down to see the planchette moving on its own. The first thought that passes through your mind is that they’re not supposed to do that, the second is holy shit the ghost is here. You wait with bated breath as you watch it slowly move, your hands shaking and heart beating so loud you can hear it pounding in your ears.

It moves to the sun: yes. You laugh, shock and delight from this truly surreal moment causes tingles to ripple throughout your body.

“Oh my god, hi-” you laugh again, “hi ghost, what’s your name?” you set down the bottle of wine you were holding, taking a sip from your glass as you watch the planchette move.

L-U-C-I-F-E-R it spells out, with little to no pause between letters.

Oh shit. Your face pales as fear takes over. “Luh-” your throat feels dry but you don’t think to take another drink, “like Satan?” the planchette jolts quickly across the board to the moon: no. You sigh, relieved. “Whew, I thought I was talking to something far more frightening than a ghost,” you tell Lucifer.

W-O-N-T the planchette pauses for a moment so you recognize this as a word. H-U-R-T another pause. Y-O-U.

You laugh- feeling a little delirious, “good to know. I’ll hold you to that, Lucifer.” Now that you’re less terrified you remember that an introduction goes two ways, so you tell Lucifer your name. “You know you’re dead right?” you ask, making sure, even though you’ve called him a ghost a few times already. The planchette moves to the sun. “Good, I didn’t want to be the one to break the news.” You swirl your wine, thinking of another question. “How long did you live?”

3-2

You hum, “I’m sorry,” you feel your heartstrings being pulled at, emotional over the death of someone you never knew.

I-T pause O-K pause D-O-N-T pause B-E pause S-A-D

Your lips curl into a smile despite yourself. “You’re sweet,” you sip from your glass to hide the fact that you’re blushing from the words of a ghost. “May I ask, how long did you live here?”

The night continues, you asking Lucifer questions and waiting patiently for him to answer, telling him a bit about your life in return. You want to talk to him forever, but you feel your eyelids drooping in the early morning, the desire to sleep working against every bit of you.

S-L-E-E-P

Lucifer spells before you can ask another question. “Alright, alright… can I-” you’re interrupted by a yawn, “can I talk to you again later?” The planchette goes to the sun. You smile involuntarily,“good night then, Lucifer.” With that, you clean up the board, put away your wine, and head to bed. The last thought in your brain before drifting off is that you hope this wasn’t a dream.

It definitely wasn’t.

The sunday morning following, after your shower, you find “good morning” with a small heart drawn on the mirror.

“Good morning Lucifer,” you call, hoping he’s heard you, wherever he may be.

He continues to leave you messages on your mirror in the week following, along with doing other little things to let you know he’s there. He left you a small flower on your dining room table on Tuesday, on Wednesday night he turns off the lights for you so you don’t have to get out of bed, and on Friday just before you fall asleep you swear you hear him whisper “good night.” In return you’ve started talking aloud, telling him about your day, complaining about coworkers, informing him about your thoughts on the latest movie you watched, anything that comes to mind.

One week turns to two, then weeks turn to a month, and the months add up. You’re happier than you’ve been in a long time, and you’re certainly not lonely anymore. Your best friend commented on your heightened mood, claiming you must have a secret lover, which caused you to flush a bright red. How could you tell them the reason for your disposition is the semi-flirty, very nice ghost inhabiting your home?

Their words stick with you. Lucifer, your secret lover? The thought of that being a reality makes your heart flutter and your stomach turn inside out. You feel delusional and childish, but that doesn’t stop the thoughts.

You thought your mind was consumed with thoughts of Lucifer before, but thinking of him as your lover has really made itself home in your mind. While you're cooking, before you fall asleep, while doing work in your office… and now, when you're in the shower. You find yourself thinking back to the picture you found after you’d learned his name and researched your home’s previous owners. You flush, at your memory of the picture, and from the fantasies that come along with it.

Distracted by your thoughts you misstep and lose your balance, crying out and extending your arms, preparing for impact- that never comes.

Instead you feel cool, soft hands holding you up, preventing you from crashing your skull into the shower floor. Hesitantly you open your eyes and see nothing. Immediately your brain registers that the very man consuming your thoughts is your savior. “Thank you,” you express easily after regaining your footing, his hands still gripping onto you firmly; it comes naturally, your brain only halfway registering what’s going on. When both your feet and head are grounded, a thought comes to you. How did he know to catch you? “Lucifer?” his grip loosens a bit, “were you watching me in the shower?”

The air around you gets cold, despite the heat from the shower. His hands leave you, causing you to make a soft sound of distress

“Sorry” he writes on the steamy glass.

“It’s ok!” you reassure hastily, “um… it’s ok.”

Lucifer draws a “?” on the glass.

“It’s just, I don’t mind you watching is all… I uh-” this doesn’t feel real, “I like you watching” you emphasize. Perhaps you’re digging your own grave here (which seems inappropriate to think, considering the whole ghost thing), but your confession is heartfelt. His hands reappear on your shoulders and the cold spot dissipates. You watch, entranced, as a figure starts to take shape.

“May I,” oh god, you can hear his voice.

A million thoughts rush through your head as you clearly hear him speak. Maybe Lucifer didn’t catch you. Maybe you fell and hit your head and you’re bleeding out, and in your last moments of consciousness your brain is attempting to process the fact that you have a crush on a ghost.

“May I kiss you?” His words break you out of your spiral. You blink at the semi-transparent man in front of you. He looks exactly like the picture you saw, and you almost laugh at the fact that he has clothes on in the shower.

Finally your brain processes what he’s said and you nod dumbly, “yes, please.” Lucifer flickers a bit, becoming more opaque, before leaning in to press a chaste kiss onto your lips. He’s so soft, or maybe fuzzy is the word you’re thinking of, and when you clumsily (you’re still processing all of this so your brain and body are having a hard time connecting) wrap your hands around his waist you find his whole body feels like this. He pulls back first,

“Ah sorry,” his eyes scan your body, causing you to flush, “I didn’t imagine our first kiss would go like this, with you… uhm… in this state of undress.” You laugh at his choice of words. “Though,” he lowers his lids, his hands moving from your shoulders to your chest, “I won’t complain.”

Rather than reply you lean in for another kiss, biting on his bottom lip so he opens his mouth for you. Lucifer moans, stepping closer into your personal space so he can press himself against you. His mouth is wet, like any humans, though his spit is more syrupy. Hopefully ectoplasm- which is what you assume his body is running on from the movies you’ve seen, is safe for human consumption. The kisses come one after the other, messy and desperate as you both indulge in the new sensations.

The water turning cold makes you pull back. Lucifer follows, a whine bubbling out of him, as he tries to kiss you again.

“Cold,” you express, shivering to prove your point. Lucifer bites his lip, nodding and flickering away. You frown, afterall it wasn't exactly your intention for him to leave. Slowly you get out and dry off, heading to your room, so you can jerk off all the pent up sexual tension in you.

Upon entering you grab your lube then flop on your bed, closing your eyes as you try to remember the way he felt, the way he sounded. Coating your hand in lube you stroke yourself until you’re fully hard.

“I take it-” you hear Lucifer’s voice suddenly, in your right ear.

“AH JESUS CHRIST!!” you cry, shooting your eyes open and jerking away from him. Lucifer- who is somewhat transparent but almost wholly there, looks entirely too pleased, grinning at you wickedly.

“I was saying,” he crawls between the space between your spread legs, “I take it you warmed up?” His hands rub your thighs softly as he becomes fully opaque. Your cock twitches,

“Yeah,” he hums, pleased at your answer. Pushing himself forward, Lucifer uses your thighs as leverage so he can kiss you again. You grab him by the turtle neck that he’s wearing, pulling him closer. One of his hands moves from your thighs to your cock, stroking at the same pace you were earlier. You break the kiss,

“Can you- would you get naked?” you ask, feeling it’s unfair that you’re the only one nude, and vaguely wondering what the deal is when it comes to ghost clothes. He nods, closing his eyes and flickering in and out of sight before returning again, this time fully undressed. You smile, pressing a kiss to his lips to show your appreciation. The kiss is short lived, as you want to take in his figure. He’s gorgeous (not surprising), and you can’t keep your hands off him.

You start feeling up his chest, stroking the faded scars there, then pinching his nipples gently. He lets out a soft “ah,” as he arches into your touch. Continuing to let your hands wander you smooth your palms against his tummy, then down to his thighs. One of your hands reaches out to stroke his hardened clit with care.

“Harder,” he whines, grinding himself against your hand. You oblige, reaching lower to collect some of his discharge (ectoplasm?) and using that as a makeshift lube to quickly stroke him from tip to base.

Lucifer returns the favor, taking you in his hand once again, “I want,” he starts, cutting himself off with a moan, “I want you inside of me, please?” Pre bubbles from your head at his words,

“Yeah, of course, let me unh, stretch you out.” You remove your hand from his clit to reach for the lube, though his discharge (again, ectoplasm?) is copious, he likely needs something more. Lucifer shakes his head, and raises so he can align your cock with himself,

“I don’t need it,” he grabs you to rub your head against his entrance,

“What? No, you-”

“Ghosts don’t feel pain,” he explains with a soft scoff, though his voice is full of bemusement. “Plus, the slick does it’s job,” he continues.

“Oh,” is all you can manage because then he’s sinking down on your cock. Your hands shoot to his hips, helping guide him down slowly. He might be alright with no prep but you’re hanging by a thread. He’s so tight, and that fuzzy feeling that occurred when he was touching you in his semi-transparent form engulfs you fully. You open your eyes- unsure of when you closed them, and look down.

You can see your dick inside him. Not like a tummy bulge, no you can literally see, through the semi see-through state of his stomach, your cock. “Fuck, oh fuck, Lucifer,” you whine, thrusting into him compulsorily.

“Yesss” he hisses, running a normal looking hand over his stomach- you note that it’s only chest down that’s taken on a more ghost like state. “Oh yes, look at you,” he whispers, letting out a soft moan of your name as he starts moving. You hold onto his hips for dear life, concentrating on not cumming, because you’re almost entirely certain that you’re going to, any second now.

Lucifer starts stroking his clit as he rides you, his cunt fluttering around you even though you can only barely see him now. His other hand grasps desperately at your chest, so he can stabilize himself better. With each passing moment he seems to disappear more and more, and the fuzzy softness of him grows and grows.

“You fuh-feel so good, unh I’m going to cum hah already,” he confesses with a soft breathless laugh.

“Me too,” you lean in for another messy kiss, because if you keep looking at your dick through him you'll end up climaxing far faster than you want. You thrust your hips up to get him off quicker, causing Lucifer to let out sweet little "ah, ah, ah's" against your lips.

"Cumming, cumming" Lucifer whines against your lips, twitching and shuddering atop of you. Discharge (ectoplasm???) accumulates as he squeezes around you, hand curling against your chest.

"Can I-" you begin, just barely holding your orgasm off,

"Yes, inside, cum, please," Lucifer begs, reading your mind. You don't need any further permission, cumming inside him and watching the way your cum shoots into his body. You fuck him through your orgasm, watching him intently as you do.

Once you stop fucking Lucifer it takes a hot second but his body returns to full visibility, and as soon as it does he slowly pulls himself off of you. He flops down next to you, so you turn to face him. He smiles softly, leaning in to kiss you.

Lucifer's kisses tend to leave you breathless, likely because he doesn't need to breathe so he can't ascertain when you need it. This means you’re the one pulling back first.

“You should let me eat you out,” you say, largely just thinking aloud. Lucifer hums, running a hand along your chest,

“I’d like that,” he blinks up at you lazily. You grin, pecking him on the lips, then pull back before he can trap you in another endless kiss. He goes to move, likely thinking he’ll be doing the work again, but you push him back gently so he falls against the pillows.

“Let me take care of you, yeah?” you settle yourself between his legs, looking up to see him biting his lips. He might’ve blushed- had he the blood to do so.

“Alright,” he agrees softly, getting comfortable in his position.

You run your hands along his thighs, salivating as you watch some of your cum drip out of him. Deciding to not waste any more time you lean forward, kissing his semi erect clit sweetly, then moving lower to roll your tongue along his hole. You clean up any of the cum that seeped out, then push your tongue into him, reveling in the way Lucifer whines and moans as you do. He starts to get wet as you eat him out, the gooey substance that you’re almost 100% certain is ectoplasm now that you have it in your mouth. It doesn’t taste like discharge, rather it’s a bit sweeter and more viscous. And he certainly produces more of whatever this is than anyone would with discharge.

You’re trying to slurp up most of the ectoplasm he’s making, but it’s a lot and it dribbles down your chin as you get sloppier and messier. You pull your head back for a second, to gauge how he’s doing. Lucifer’s hands are wound tight in the sheets under him, his eyes locked on you. You hold eye contact as you take his clit into your mouth, sucking and swirling your tongue around it. Lucifer gasps, pushing his hips into your face,

“I’m going to,” he pants for air, shaking from the pleasure you give him with your mouth, “cum. I’m going to cum,” he warns. You hum, acknowledging his words then switching your attention back to his hole while bringing a hand from his thigh to his clit to continue simulating him there.

There’s no question as to when Lucifer cums a second time. He clenches around your tongue, one thigh pressing against your head as you hold the other down, squirting all over your face while he cries out your name. You work him through it, swallowing as much of his liquid as possible, practically drowning in it (you’re allowed to be a bit dramatic about it considering there is a lot coming out of him right now).

You pull back when Lucifer eases under you, uttering a soft “stop,” as he does. When you pull away your face feels wet and sticky. Despite this you lick your lips before going in for a kiss. He stops you before you can, hand on your cheek.

“I think you’re going to need another shower,” Lucifer comments with a grin, wiping some of his goo from your face with his other hand. “And maybe I should join you,” he tries- and fails, to hold back a grin, “just to make sure you don’t fall again,” you roll your eyes at his teasing.

“I feel like that’s an excuse, you just want to make out in the shower again,” you claim. Lucifer smirks, shrugging his shoulders as he begins to fade,

“Perhaps it is. Though, I think you should meet me in the bathroom to find out,” he provokes, disappearing from under you. You laugh, hopping out of your bed and rushing to the bathroom to see what he has in store for you next.

#'cw monsterfucking'#rq #om! lucifer #obey me!#om!#spice #ok hiding this in the tags but im so scared this is bad and that i lost my sparkle after finals 😭 plz be nice to me if this sucks 🥺#although i will give myself kudos where its due that title is so funny and im very proud of it hehehe #ghosting #voyeur/ism #tw monsterfucking #'cw cunnilingus'

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