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matcha-flavored-cake · 10 months

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୧ ‧₊˚ 🥐 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐄!𝟒𝟐 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

. warnings: mentions of death (Jefferson) and grief, grammar erros (english is not my first language).

. featuring: Miles Morales (e!42)

. wc: 1.4k

.a/n: if you see grammatical errors, or me saying something in Spanish wrong, please feel free to correct me. My Spanish is rusty as fuck

hcs for miles 1610 here

He listens to a lot of reggaeton, afrobeat, and R&B. C'mon guys, look at my face and say to me he doesn't, also he prob like old school rap too, thanks to uncle Aaron and his dad, Jefferson probably showed his some jazz

I feel like Mama Rio and Abuelita Gloria showed him some old Puerto Rican singers and he listens old songs from time to time, specially when his nana is visiting

This man knows mechanics. Period. Help his mom to fix things around the house, shower, the lights etc. Bet his 'son and dad' time involved something with fixing things around the house and Jefferson 'passing the knowledge ' to Miles

"Listen Miles, you're the man in the house when I'm not around got it?"

"'kay dad"

"When I'm not around you're responsible for your mom deal? Gotta make sure she's in good hands when I'm not around"

"I gotchu dad, don't worry"

Ok listen, I'm kicking my feet thinking about Miles tuning his uncle's Ducati (and prob Aaron has a Ducati Scrambler. I do not take criticism), while listening music I'm just *giggling like a schoolgirl*

Btw I feel like if Miles ever had a motorcycle for his personal use and not for Prowler activities, it would be a Kawasaki Ninja or a Yamaha XSR 900. For Prowler activity honestly, he would have a Hayabusa bc it's fast as fuck, with purple neon lights like his Prowler suit. you cannot argue with me. I feel like it was a way of him and his uncle spend time together before his dad died

Miles prob is always tinkering with the titanium claws and his paraphernalia. (I love this word btw)

So yeah prob hes always with his uncle doing shit on the motorcycle or his suit while listening music or sum, or practicing boxing together.

And I bet his mom slapped them two when she once arrived and saw Aaron teaching Miles how to pilot a bike

"What you're doing with my son Aaron!" *that one meme of a man slapping the player on the shoulder*

"Ouch ouch! I'm just teachin' the kid how to pilot Rio, I surrender I surrender!"

"¿Y tú? ¿Qué diablos está en tu mente, Miles? ¡Montando una motocicleta! What am I going to do with you Miles Gonzalo Morales?!"

"¡Cálmate mamá! Uncle Aaron was just teachin' me, no es gran cos- ouch! Mom that hurts!"

Speaking of which, Mama Rio has insane strength on her arms (being a nurse demand a lot of strength to carry patients, changing their clothes, helping them bathe and all), that being said, when Mama Rio get ✨la chancla✨ oh boy, run, no kidding, run

(Everytime my mom grabbed her havaianas I runned more than Usain Bolt. I still do honestly)

I have a feeling that Miles knows how to cook, like he always knew. Arroz con pollo? Bet, does it with eyes closed. Fancy meals? Oh boy he's probably the only guy that the women of the family let inside the kitchen to help with Christmas banquet.

He eat his veggies, hates wasting food, it's not a picky eater but don't put pickles on his burger for the love of God.

Bet his nana tried to give him a bit of coquito without his mom seeing. (I hc his nana is one of those old lady that are a menace to society)

"Take a sip don't worry, No one is watching"

"No nana I'm all good"

"¡Mamá! Take this away from Miles."

Since his dad passed away he understood quite early that now he is the man in the house, that now he's the one to take care of his mom. So he started paying more attention to the chores. His mom is on duty? He's putting some music and cleaning the house, changing the blankets of his mom's bed, and probably making something for her to eat when she come back.

Prob has his mom schedule on his phone to make sure he knows where she is so it wouldn't risk her seeing his as the Prowler and he can watch out from the buildings while Rio walks to her work

Sunday family lunch was usual at Miles' house, his dad 'helping' his mom with the food (he just looked and passed her the ingredients), while Miles set the table. Music on the radio, enjoying the day before Miles need to go back to Brooklyn Visions.

Prefer more salty foods than sweets. Likes eating steak, it doesn't matter if it's BBQ or carne assada, he likes meat. For sweets, he's obsessed with the way his mom does Tembleque (sorry Abuelita Gloria)

We know his room is quite similar to 1610 Miles, but I feel like he doesn't have as many toys as 1610 Miles does. He sold some and used the money to help his mom somehow, he just doesn't want to be a burden for her.

I feel like he doesn't give his mom the money, he straight up pays the bill, or does groceries, so there's no way his mom can deny it. That or he gives the money to his uncle and they pretend that it is Aaron helping them.

It's confirmed by the artbook that Miles Prowler is a vigilante. That being said I think he decided to be the Prowler to help his place somehow, maybe even to make his dad proud, and to make his mom's life easier (just imagine the amount of people that get in the hospital because of how dangerous is the city now my god).

His mom is the priority in his life, he loves his family, his neighborhood and his friends. He's a kind soul with a shattered heart.

Miles is a quite good student. Not the '🤓☝️ actually that's happened at 09:12 in 1786…' type of smart, but the fast thinking kind of smart student. If he doesn't remember the formula he uses logical thinking. Prob takes classes ahead of his years and since he's always tinkering with his uncle his grades in calculus related stuff are pretty high.

Very good with Spanish by the way. Since his dad passed away he started learning more and more to speak with his mom in her native language to make her feel more 'at home' somehow.

I feel like in the first week after his dad passed away he slept in his house for some time and not in Brooklyn Visions dorms, he wished to be with his mom. He did not want her to be alone on her bed, mourning hi dad's death. Abuelita Gloria stayed some months with them too to help her daughter and to help Miles

Miles do his best to be organized, make his bed everyday after waking up, his cabinet is always organized, his Jordans are clean and probably have a collection of them on a shelf in his room. The only messy place on his room is his desk

Has a vinyl collection, don't argue with me. There's literally a bunch of vinyls in his room, guys.

Has some old Puerto Rican singers vinyls on his room thanks to Abuelita Gloria

Miles sings a bit, and have quite a melodic baritone voice. For my synesthetic friends, his voice sounds like honey, Miles is most of times humming when he's making upgrades on his claws

He's more athletic than 1610 Miles. Parkour, boxing and playing basketball with his neighbors and uncle

Started parkour because of his prowler activities to keep up with his uncle, same with boxing, after all he needed to defend himself and his mom. I don't doubt he knows krav maga too and I also don't doubt he taught his mom self defense.

Bought his mom a self defense kit

Uncle Aaron teached him forbidden movements in jiu jitsu, I take zero criticism on that one

Miles has a hard time sleeping sometimes, doesn't shift much when sleeping and has a knife under his pillow or something both in his house room and in Brooklyn Visions.

Loves, love, loves kids, as i said he's a kind soul with a shattered heart, and I think he's quite good with kids, and scares the shit of some at the same time.

I feel 'angry painter' vibes from him. He sketches and all but I feel like he's more of a painter and graffiti kind of guy. I do think he knows how to play bass or piano btw

Would get piercings on his ear and tongue, yes. But since he's the Prowler it would be troublesome because of the time that takes to heal

The old ladies of the neighborhood love him, he's kind to them, and always scare away weird looking guys

Is the crush nextdoor of almost every girl on the neighborhood

One time he scared the shit out of a creep on his neighborhood. Punched the guy so bad that dislocate the man's jaw. Since then he need to hide himself on valentine day, the good part about it is that he got a lot of chocolate to eat.

Seems like a bad boy all the time but he's an introvert. Miles do his best to don't get attached to people bc he doesn't want to drag them into his world or risk people he loves

He just don't want see people dying anymore, that's why he does what he does, to make the world a little bit safe, even if it's just a bit

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mageofseven · 11 months

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The Boys' Opinions on MC's Cat

I'm doing it!!! And the cat in question is specifically my little kitty man Beanie 🥰

Imma write how all of the Boys react to MC bringing him as her emotional support animal (and honest, after the first school year alone, they totally need one)

Who likes him, or loves him, or really really wishes they could kick this cute little asshole out of the house hehe~

So please enjoy reading and leaning about my sweet baby boy through the Boys' eyes~

But first! His history with me:

Beanie was a stray in my neighborhood who always seemed interested in me and my dog. Whenever I'd take Elsa on a walk, Beanie would sometimes follow us and occasionally lay right in front of us on the side walk just to drive my dog crazy (my dog isn't a fan of cats, something we believe is from her own time on the streets, but more on that in her own post!)

Eventually, he started coming up to our house to ask for food so we'd feed him. I even made a small house for him on my front porch to shelter him from the rain.

Eventually, it started to get cold as winter started to come and Beanie would try to sneak into our home.

My grandma, who is allergic to cats, was unsure about letting him inside at first, but as it got colder she couldn't help being okay with the sweet boy coming in "for the winter season only".

Flash forward about 4 years later and this cat is still chilling in the house with us 🥰

Beanie's other names: Beans, Baby Boy, Beanie-baby, Cat!!!! (Whenever he scratches the couch lol), The Vicious Scoundrel Unfit For Society (whenever he brings a poor dead mouse or baby bunny to the front door)

And lastly

Lord Beanards the First hehe 🥰

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Lucifer:

Oh devil, this man tried for so long to keep cats out of his house.

Cats could not truly be trained the way dogs can so he didn't want the unpredictable creatures in his house.

His brothers are chaotic enough; he didn't need this furry animal adding to it.

However, Diavolo has said this cat must be respected for legal reasons

And in truth...if any person truly needs an 'emotional support' animal (a human realm term he only now discovered), it would be the human that literally died to help his family once.

And so...he reluctantly accepts the arrogant creature into his home.

It's not always so bad; the cat sleeps more than Belphie does after all and that says a lot.

Once awake though, he is such menace.

Scratches at every couch and chair in the house

And whenever Lucifer tries lifting him up to unhook Beanie's claws from the couch, the cat makes a screeching sound more like a child opera star than an actual animal and jumps from his hands.

Despite his frustration with the cat, Beanie never seemed scared of the pride demon...

But made it his mission to see just how much he could get away with this new man.

Lucifer hides in his office more than ever

And even when his door is locked, some how the feline still finds a way inside.

How does he even do that??

(He slipped passed Luce when he stepped out to get coffee. Beanie is a little freaking ninja hehe)

Over all, does not like Beanie and prefers the cat to be outside.

Mammon:

Mammon is desperate for Beanie to like him.

But this dude is too loud for the cat's liking.

Plus, the greed demon has a little difficulty reading the cat's body language

And in result, has gotten bit and scratched many times.

Says he doesn't care about that 'stupid furball'

But in truth, this man's feelings are just hurt

And he keeps trying to get Beanie's approval regardless.

Despite all of this, Mammon is probably the brother most worried about Beanie going outside.

I mean yeah, the Devildom has their own stray cats, but they grew up here; those furballs were more aware of the dangers here and knew where not to wander to for the most part.

But the cat grew up a stray in the Human realm and refused to be confined so even if he tried to keep Beanie in, the sneaky boy still manages to slip out

And he's still okay so that's good at least.

Overall, likes the cat but struggles to bond with him.

Leviathan:

Nononononononono!!!!

Out of the room!! Go!! Shoo!

Beanie is always sneaking into his room and he hates it.

This cat jumps onto the shelves, will look Levi straight in his eyes as he gently paws at the figurines till they slid off the shelf.

And that wasn't even the worst offense!!!!

Beanie would paw at the glass tank, wanting to get to Henry the fish so badly!

Has literally tossed the cat out of his room

Just to sulk directly after, worried that he was too rough with Beanie.

You weren't! It's okay, Levi~

Overall, finds Beanie to be a nuisance, even if he is cute.

Satan:

Worships this cat harder than the Ancient Egyptians did.

Loves Beanie to death and enjoys the chaos he causes.

Probably the brother Beanie bonds with the most.

This man will literally put his book down or get out of bed in the middle of the night just to give this cat the attention he screams for at night.

Practically dies from happiness every time Beanie headbutts him.

Is very hurt that Beanie won't let him carry him, but respects the cat's boundaries.

Will even help MC makes sure the cat gets the meds for his breathing issues every day.

Poor Beanie sounds like he's choking without them and it scares the blonde 😥

Overall, loves Beanie to death, even outside of the cat annoying Lucifer~

Asmodeus:

Oh my devil!! He's too precious!!!

Takes daily pictures of Beanie to post online

And doesn't miss a single day without kissing the cat's head.

Finds the shedding Beanie does to be a bit annoying and dislikes when he uses his capped lipstick as a rolly toy

But overall, thinks Beanie is an adorable little addition to the family!

However, this man is scared of cat claws so he prefers Beanie not to sit on his lap or anything like that.

Along with Satan and MC, he is one of the brothers that spends time brushing the cat to limit the shedding

And luckily, Beanie finds being brushed more or less pleasant so this becomes the two's bonding time.

Overall, loves the cat but hates his claws.

Beelzebub:

Is neither a cat or dog person, but thinks both animals can be very sweet.

Doesn't have a lot to do with Beanie unless the cat jumps to sit next to him and then he'll scratch under his chin, just as the good boy likes.

Beel knows how to pet Beanie so good that the cat starts drooling and gives him love nips, which the gluttony demon doesn't mind.

This has Satan so jealous lol

Other than that, will try to help with Beanie's meals

And discovered that cat food isn't half bad 😅🤭

He also is usually the first person to let Beanie out when he's screaming at the front door in his demanding baby voice 💕

Overall, likes the cat pretty well, but never tries crowding the little guy like Satan, Asmo, and Mammon.

Belphegor:

Eh he's cute, I guess.

What? What else were you expecting?

Belphie does enjoy the cat's company though.

Loves when he wakes up to find Beanie in his arms or on his chest.

Honestly, this man has been looking for a new napping buddy.

Still, he prefers to let the cat come to him.

Knows that if Beanie wants his attention, the cat will not hesitate to make it very obvious.

Easily makes Mammon and Satan jealous with how much Beanie likes him and how effortless his relationship with the cat is.

Thinks those two make things more complicated than they need to be.

Just chill out and be good to the cat and the furry dude will handle the rest; it's really not that deep guys.

Overall, likes the little guy and likes having him as a nap buddy. Also loves seeing the cat drive Lucifer and Levi crazy.

Diavolo:

Loves when little Beanie visits!

In truth, Dia is more of a dog person just like Lucifer, but is far from immune to a cat's charm.

Doesn't fully understand how to properly interact with a cat, but enjoys the process of learning

No matter how many scratches or bites he gets 😅

Beanie shows him the ropes in no time though and the two become good friends!

Diavolo is very respectful to the feline and even keeps a jar of treats in his office for the cat's visits.

Eventually buys a little cat bed and sits it on his desk in hope it will entice the furbaby into sleeping next to him as he works.

And he does!!!

The prince couldn't stop smiling the entire day~

Unfortunately (for Barb), this man finds out about catnip and covers his entire office floor with the herb

Beanie was incredibly happy; Barb however, was not 😅

MC jokes that the prince is their cat's favorite drug dealer which honestly makes Dia really happy and proud.

Barb and Luce beg this man not to repeat this joke around others, but he fails to do so.

Overall, loves Beanie incredibly so and starts a new project to help the stray cats of the Devildom.

All because of the new furry friend that constantly breaks into his office 🥰

Barbatos:

Enjoys the cat's visits very much.

Beanie makes the butler's job much more enjoyable when he follows Barb around and keeps him company.

Only tried one time to scratch the furniture and the look in Barbatos's eyes was enough for the cat to carefully unhook himself from the thousand year old fabric of the chair and slowly back away from it.

Lucifer is almost tempted to beg the butler to show him his ways hehe.

Honestly, this cat listens to Barb to a degree that even shocks MC

'Cause like I thought you loved me, you little shit hehe

The cat is often right at the butler's heels and even when Beanie walks through the butler's legs as he walks, the man never trips.

The two are weirdly in sync and it's quite impressive to see.

He is also very, very happy when he discovers that the cat took down any mice or rats.

Beanie is a true kindred spirit indeed 🤭

Though he's not a fan of using his future vision, he occasionally does so he can look out for the cat and make sure he doesn't stray anywhere dangerous.

Overall, likes Beanie and does his part to make sure Baby Boy stays safe 🥰

Solomon:

Appreciates the little man and often finds him out on his nightly strolls

Sometimes he finds the poor cat in a fight with one of the Devildom's strays and gently separates them with his magick.

Has healed little bite marks on Beanie's ears so MC won't worry.

Soli is also the one who quietly cleans up the 'gifts' Beanie leaves in front of House of Lamentation so poor Asmo won't be upset in the morning.

Over all is good with the cat, but doesn't really interact or intervene unless Beanie or one of the HoL members needs him too.

Simeon & Luke:

Simeon finds the cat very sweet and enjoys watching Beanie sleep or wander around.

Luke's eyes went wide the moment he saw the black cat in HoL, but he made no move to touch or interact with him at first.

It takes a while for the child ease himself towards the rather aloof cat.

Eventually when Beanie is asleep on the couch, Luke quietly reached out and petted his fur.

He's so soft!

The little boy was so happy

Till Beanie woke up and swatted his hand away, causing a scratch on the little angel's hand.

It wasn't bleeding though and the act wasn't out of aggression; it was Beanie's way of giving a polite warning.

Simeon comforts the little boy (who is trying so hard to pretend his feelings weren't hurt, but his guardian knew better) and teaches Luke little things about a cat's body language.

Honestly, Luke learns a lot quicker than Mammon.

The child is still a bit hesitant with the cat, but thinks Beanie is still so cute.

The latter his guardian agrees with.

Simeon will sometimes buy treats for Luke to give to Beanie just to see the boy's eyes light up when the cat eats it from his hand.

Beanie is not just cute, but provides a bonding experience for the two angels.

#obey me #obey me otome #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me brothers #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me undateables

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electronicwitchcollection · 6 months

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Had an idea that just won’t leave me. An experiment of Mayuris gone wrong, all the captains and Urahara and Yoruichi gets turned into little kids. The lieutenants have to step up, run soul society, look after these kid captains causing absolute havoc AND try and figure out how to turn them back

How do you think the captains would behave as children? (Thinking 3/7 years old)

Mayuri and Kisuke would be fighting non stop, getting into things they shouldn’t be, experimenting and nearly blowing themselves up. Taking things off eachother

Yoruichi following around Byakuya, winding him up something chronic 🙈

I feel nap times are important to Shunsui, he wants lots of cuddles, but only from the women.

Ukitake is the sweetest child, helping the adults with the younger kids

Histugaya is a moody little shit “no” being his favourite word.

I feel Unohana would be that creepy child, standing in the corner, hidden from view… watching… waiting.. saying strange things like “that’s where the man is” pointing at an empty space

Kenpachi is a menace, climbing up high, trying to steal swords. Yachiru would encourage this whole heartily

Komamura is a puppy, the kids love him. Sue fon especially

Hisagi having to look after a kid Kensei who berates him the whole time is making me chuckle “you call this snack time? Pathetic”

Shinji is a show off and attention grabber, “look what I can do!” Followed by an awful attempt of a. Ninja move

I have no idea what the rest are like yet, but the idea amuses me beyond belief

#bleach #bleach fandom #bleach ramblings #bleach anime #my brain is a mystery

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ghosts-and-glory · 1 year

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It’s true what they say, no one is truly safe from the separated au.

Gang, I’m down bad for the good old separated au right now. I drew foot clan Leo in the rise style and now I have this. I straight up, zoned in so hard on this I got upset when I had to stop to put FOOD INTO MY BODY. I haven’t had this level of head empty dedication for a media since my middle school Star Wars days.

Getting up to the time when the series picks up. Donnie is Draxum’s protege, their relationship is incredibly chaotic and you know Donnie matches Draxum in evilness.

Leo is a foot ninja with little memory from before the Foot. He’s life long best friends with Casey (mlm & wlw solidarity) and was basically raised by foot lieutenant and foot Brute.

Raph is Big Mama’s Nexus champion and her pride and joy. At first he was just to be her bodyguard, more a stand there and look scary kind but being raised next to the Battle Nexus there was nothing she could do to about his interest in it.

Mikey is just a general menace to society, Splinter initially tried to be protective and careful with his one remaining son but if anything it lead Mikey to be more reckless. And of course he does everything with April.

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loserdiaz · 1 month

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summarizing my WIPs poorly

tagged by the lovelies @tizniz and @spotsandsocks

buddie are so in love and domestic and grocery shopping and then BOOM buck gets taken hostage and maybe shot idk

somebody come get him, he's dancing like a stripper!!

im his lawyer, your honor, and i say he is gay and should suck my dick

buck is a menace to society but especially to eddie

there was only one bed and they fucked nasty

nosy gossipy neighbors dont know shit about us

single dad buck makes eddie sick with love. so much love

the thing about buck

dead buck! but oh wait! he came back to life with an important revelation!!

dead buck and he really is dead

hockey players are very gay for each other, actually

buck owns the rage room and eddie has issues. but he also has a crush!!

buck is a yoga instructor and eddie has a gay awakening (he is horny af)

divorced eddie tries grindr and buck is more than happy to guide him through it

actor buck is a hopeless romantic and eddie is weak when it comes to him

chimney can't keep a secret

eddie is horny for construction worker buck

MY DEAD BF IS AT MY DOOR FIVE YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH???? i need to sit down

buck for president !!! new law is eddie should go down on him

s7 spec jealous buck !!!

the last one i JUST started like five seconds ago lmao.

feel free to send me asks to get more info about any of the above but i cant promise if i can offer answers for all of these

tagging with no pressure; @hoodie-buck @monsterrae1 @underwater-ninja-13 @bigfootsmom @honestlydarkprincess @buddierights @devirnis @father-salmon @giddyupbuck @loveyouanyway @hippolotamus @athenagranted @wildlife4life @wikiangela @disasterbuckdiaz @eddiebabygirldiaz @exhuastedpigeon @the-likesofus and anyone else who wants to do this <33

#april rambles #my wips #911 wips #buddie wips #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie #911 abc #911 on abc

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saline-coelacanth · 4 months

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AAAAAA The new short came out I wasn't prepared for this! Anyway I watched it and wanted to give my random various thoughts. Obviously there will be spoilers so yeah.

Kai is a menace to society and I love him. I love his Super Awesome Slide Course and the fact that he was just like "Don't tell Lloyd" when Cole showed up it was great.

Also Cole just showing up on a dragon was kinda funny to me. I'm sure we'll get a better explanation for his whole deal once season 2 comes out but yeah.

Another side note but I find it funny that they talked about the fact that "Oh yeah, Lloyd's not here right now to stop Kai from doing these reckless things" but there is no mention of where Nya or Zane are. Lloyd is the only issue I guess XD

ANYWAY Cole needed the ninja's help because of the chronosteel. Which judging by the trailer, I think the Mechanic has something to do with this, but we haven't seen him yet. Also Arin immediately knowing that Kreel (I think that's how you spell her name) was the one with the chronosteel

And also Kai mentioning that "someone" made blades from chronosteel that almost destroyed space and time. Like, it's ok Kai, you can say your parents, it's fine. (I know the actual explanation is they didn't have time to go into all of that but it's still funny)

I love seeing Lobbo again. Lobbo is always a win

And finding out that Sora was the one who made the mechs? That's amazing I love Sora she's so cool. I'm so happy seeing her powers getting to shine now that she's unlocked her True Potential.

Last little note I wanna mention is Arin being the one to talk to Lobbo and calm him down. I just... I love Arin a lot. I understand why he doesn't have a mech because he doesn't have any elemental powers, so I'm really happy that he still had an important role in the fight.

And that's pretty much all I can think of that I wanted to talk about. I also just woke up so it my thoughts are a bit scattered, that's probably why.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers #elemental mech shorts

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lawtism · 6 months

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and here’s the full design for light in the spiderverse au! L’s design can be seen here.

since she was the one who wrote him, @foxboy-light-yagami said that she envisioned light’s spider suit to be related to japanese culture. so i figured i’d design his suit based off of modern ninja fits since they’d be good for agile movement. since his special ability is his fangs than can secrete paralyzing venom, he’s wearing something that covers his eyes rather than a full mask. and yes he has elbow and knee guards. “safety first” light yagami.

again, because this was originally a roleplay where i did lawlight, all of light’s lore should be credited to @foxboy-light-yagami hehe~

he got bit and became tokyo’s spiderman several months before he was supposed to start college. in his dimension, his L died at age 8 during the winchester mad bombings, and so they never got to meet. soichiro, unsurprisingly, was a police captain who considered spiderman a menace to society. for light, being spiderman was effortless to him, and he had an easy life… that is, until his father died from a supervillain incident that light couldn’t save him from in time: his first tragic canon event.

as a result, he gave up his college admission to work full-time so he could support himself, sachiko, and sayu. he joined the spider-society a month after soichiro died, and upon meeting eru there, he felt like he could finally be complete. despite finding out that most versions of them are doomed upon meeting, he pursues eru regardless and wants to take a chance on that small probability that they’ll end up happy together.

#death note #lawlight #light yagami #my art #my writing #mine #spiderverse au

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peppermintquartz · 7 months

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Finn, Joe, Mustafa

Playroom!verse, crack?, suggestive, nothing explicit

"What are you dressing up as for Tyler's Halloween party?" Finn asks. His naked body is littered with pink suck marks and several small bruises, the former courtesy of Mustafa and the latter Joe.

Joe tosses a faded gray bathrobe at him. "Cover up. You're a menace to society."

"Bet you weren't thinking that when you were trying to suck my soul out through my dick." Finn shrugs the bathrobe on but leaves it untied, and leers at a freshly-showered Mustafa coming out of the bathroom. "Can't believe you're all scrubbed down before I got another go at that cute butt."

"No one is going anywhere near my cute butt for a week." Mustafa scrunches up his nose. "I should tell you both to stop using my ass to keep score."

Finn laughs and asks, "Have you thought about what to wear for Tyler's Halloween bash?"

"i was thinking pirate."

"A slutty pirate I hope, with unbuttoned shirt and tight leather pants and eyeliner," Finn says. "Lots of bandannas and stuff to tie people up with."

Mustafa's lips curve coyly. "I might just be." He pulls on a ratty old T-shirt and a pair of board shorts. "What about you and Seth?"

"Seth's thinking he wants to try a full-on Elton John glam pimp look, with feathered boa and bedazzled shades and all that shit. Tyler's helping him with that." Finn sighs and stretches, looking delectably obscene in the unmade bed. "I'm thinking werewolf, or maybe recreate that demon outfit I wore that one time in Tokyo."

"Oh hell no," Joe interjected. "You'll be jumped the second you step into the party and it'll turn into an orgy or something."

Mustafa is intrigued. "Now I wanna see it."

"I could put on a proper suit outside with a devil's tail and horns for the main evening and show you what's underneath after that," Finn suggests, wagging his eyebrows suggestively. Then he grins. "Or I could dress as a ninja. Wouldn't you like that, Joe?"

To Mustafa's surprise and further curiosity, Joe turns slightly pink around the ears. The big man grumbles something under his breath and escapes to the bathroom to take his own shower.

Finn is laughing, so Mustafa plants himself next to the Irishman and cuddles up to ask, "What's with the ninjas?"

"Joe once got himself, uh, kidnapped by ninjas," Finn tells him, looking so sincere and innocent that Mustafa knows whatever he's saying is pure bullshit. Finn leans over to murmur in the younger man's ear. "One of those was me, of course. We tied him up and brought him to my dungeon. My boys and girls at my old club had lots of fun with him. He'll pretend he was coerced into it, but let's just say I offered to let him go after I took the first turn on the ride, but he insisted on being fair to everyone."

"Everyone?" Mustafa licks his lips.

"Everyone."

#finn's playroom #finn is a little shit and he knows it #iykyk #the ninja incident >:)

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empires-updates · 2 years

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Worlds Collide!

In this great big crossover, don't forget to check out the other side!

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Tango Tek, the unofficial Hat Connoisseur, is a redstoner who uses his powers for evil (read: creating actually playable full games in survival). You may know him from his Double Life series meet-cute and ranch life with Jimmy the toy Sheriff.

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Jevin is a builder, semi-frequent speedrunner, a big prankster (especially to cleo), and also a blue slime; that skeleton half is just a Halloween costume, don't worry about it.

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Impulse is another redstone guy, although he's also a dwarf (it's Lore, for this season at least) but the rift has taken his beard away. On Hermitcraft this season, he bases together with PearlescentMoon (yes, our Pearl) and GeminiTay (unsure if this Gem is ours). He recently overthrew a king.

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Who's the guy who conquered death spends three totems of undying and dies two times anyway while trying to get frogs named after ninja turtles from the Nether to a sewer? 🎵 That's Joe Hills! 🎶 A bit of an unofficial bard himself, you'll find poetry and puns a plenty in his videos.

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Keralis, also known as Papa K, is a builder who's filled with innuendoes as far as those big eyes can see.

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Grian is an accomplished builder, an avid prankster, and an overall menace to Minecraft society (half from death games and half from starting wars). He was the one to discover and activate the rift that created this whole situation we all find ourselves in.

#empires smp #empiresblr #empires season 2 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft impulse #hermitcraft keralis #hermitcraft tango #hermitcraft jevin #hermitcraft joe #hermitcraft grian #update #no summary #thanks to mels on discord for helping with the descriptions!#worlds collide

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neveah-llama · 21 days

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Ayo, So What's With the Doodle-Ninjas?

So, in the show, 'The Ultimate Lesson' takes a person's memory of their time as a ninja and uses those moments to create lessons and give info to the next Ninja. And while the 'Secret Nine' says that 'The Creep' doesn't choose which person is the next ninja, I like to think he at least has some input since he's 1) immortal and 2) is really the only constant connection to the real world for the Nomicon.

But as we have seen in the show, the 'spriit of the ninja' or whatever has chosen wrong before (unless MacAnfee was just the nicest person back in 1985, and if that's so then sheesh, I pray for those teachers). So I wanted to create my own thing, a council of five ninjas to protect the nine chapters of the Nomicon, they are the last line of defense for the book and have the final say on who gets to be the next Ninja.

They are not real people, they are simply memories, they do not grow and evolve, they are simply ghosts of the memories that were taken from their host. Hopefully, that makes sense.

Under the cut are just short personality profiles of the Guardians of the Nomicon.

This is in order of name given.

LARRY COBBLER

Ninja from 1615-1619

oldest ninja on the council of guardians

Really clumsy

During his time as a ninja he almost set the town on fire, it was one time but both past and future ninjas agreed that the boy is a menace and danger to society.

Also, he's a little shit.

His family came from Vikings who got shipwrecked up North, so guess clumsiness runs in the family ig :/.

BIFF JOHNSON

Ninja from 1985-1989

The ninja after MacAnfee- sheesh

Was a football quarterback and it shows.

Though he may be mean at times, he's pretty selfless.

Was Norrisville High's 'golden boy'

Responsible for fixing MacAnfees mistakes, well most of them.

The family moved from New York to Norrisville when he was 13.

LUCY ORTEGA

Ninja from 2011-2015

The Ninja before Randy

born hard of hearing

very kind but was the type of person to punch first and ask questions later.

Was part of the chess club and even was president of it.

A very outspoken individual, always participating in and even planning protests at the high school.

Also a proud vegan.

A proud Puerto Rican

AMANDA RIVER

Ninja from 1861-1865

Likes to be addressed by her last name.

The family participated in the Underground Railroad.

While Oklahoma was a territory at the time and supported the Confederacy Norrisvile was very much a 'neutral' territory and was a stop for many during the Underground Railroad era.

Is part of the Shawnee tribe

Was into medicine and often took in injured animals.

Was very much into the passive teachings the Nomicon taught.

Soldier-Ninja AKA; MARY BARNES

Ninja from 1945-1949

Brother served in WWII

Wanted to be just like him

No-nonsense girly

Had morals similar to Steve Rogers

Loved comic books, even if they may seem tomboyish- but it's fine because Mary labels herself a tomboy.

Mother's Family has been in Norrisivle since the beginning and Dad's family has been here since the late 1800s to early 1900s

#rc9gn #original character #fanfic #the impossible adventures of the phantom and the ninja

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