#I FUCKING HATE SHIRTS

[homestuck-archive]

HOMESTUCK: BEYOND CANON NEWS UPDATE!!

Hi, James here. What a week. What a month. What a year. Hope this update finds you well. About time we heard from these guys.

A lot of things goin on this month, it was just announced that the guys over at Requiem are doing their Homestuck Cafe event again this year for the 15 year anniversary. Neat! I won’t be there and I don’t really have much to do with it, but I’m sure they will talk about it in the coming weeks.They’re also doing a limited run of merch for the event, which is kinda cool. If you are in the Southern California area and are the type of person that likes themed desserts and drinks it could be fun!

What else..? Over on Patreon we ran a poll. If you are a member and hadn’t seen it, it looks like people generally want to stagger releases of paid patron content so that it's not all dumped at the beginning of the month. A lot of little projects are waiting to finalize things with like ONE guy, so hopefully I will have more exciting news for you soon.

I promised a little transparency even when it was mundane, so here’s some updates of where we’re at: as a team we’ve been looking at merch and we have an opportunity to do a few shirts (GOD. DAMMIT. THIS ISN'T PART OF THE NEWS UPDATE BY THE WAY, I JUST HATE MORE SHIRTS. GOD.) as a sort of trial run with a manufacturer and supplier to see if we’re worth it, but I kind of want to make something a little more interesting than say an illustration on a hanes beefy-t. You know what I mean? Not even a long sleeve? C'mon man. Chumi has been reaching out to musicians about this vinyl, but if we can’t get ahold of the last two guys we might just have to go ahead without them which would suck. I’ll try reaching out through other avenues as well.

The new websites got some stuff in the works, but we’ll be halting some of that to focus on a few key updates that are coming up that will require a little more on the technical side. In the meantime, keep those suggestions and typo fixes coming.

As a team we are planning to do something small and fun for the anniversary, so stay tuned for more about that next month.

#homestuck #hs #413 #fyp #homestuck archive #hs2 #hs2 upd8 #hs2 spoilers #hsbc #news #I FUCKING HATE SHIRTS

[voltazar]

I mean I had to

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #I fucking hate rendering #but doing lazy sketch was not allowed #johnny cage x kenshi takahashi #and yes I’m still lazy so they are only in shirts #and it’s not sento #I’m sorry kenshi I’m sorry my boo #mk fanart #fanart #art

[nothatsmi]

"A hundred and one. Going on a hundred and two." "You're a terrible liar."

He lived,,

I'm beyond the point where I can use words to describe them anymore.

Just know that I drew this instead of working and I'll probably keep drawing them more even tho the work's piling up-

I'm not even kidding, it's terrible how much they invade my brain, like I'm always either thinking about them or drawing about them or saving pins on Pinterst about them (the board is getting pretty stuffed), everything i see is ORANGE at this point (it's my favorite color fortunately so I don't mind).

Still not done with the third book btw. I try to make it last as long as I can but I constantly want to read so the end is getting dangerously near...

Next I'll probably draw Dan and/or the other foxes, cause let's be honest they're all so cool...

#all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #hihi they're kissing #but they #hate each other #of course #i'm just past the point where andrew broke his promise with his brother for neil's sake #this my man is not what i consider a fling #the way they CARE omg i'm going mad #also i switched their t-shirt colors for once? not relevant but #fucked up orange pricks i love them #noah's aftg series

[ghouljams]

I am going to keep slutting Ghost out, he deserves it. Respectfully. But also the man cannot dress himself, he has no drip. He's got 20 black t-shirts, he's got jeans and fatigues and that's it. He thinks skull and skeleton motifs are cool. Soap and Gaz get him a skeleton sweatshirt/sweatpants fit as a gag gift and laugh themselves hoarse when he wears them around the base.

I'm not saying he doesn't look so fucking good in a black tee and fatigues, but the man does not have style. Not on purpose. He wears his usual black tee and maybe some black cargo pants, wanders around town in his big army boots and gets stopped by goth kids and tech/streetwear folks. He doesn't know what the fuck they're complimenting him for. He doesn't know why they're talking to him. He tells Gaz about it and Gaz almost chokes on his drink, has to call Soap over to hear this. Ghost doesn't know fashion trends, he doesn't care, he's going to keep doing what he's doing.

#ghoul speaks #simon ghost riley #I love him so much but my GOD #this man is so fucking autistic #I mean that with all the love in my heart #Simon please your clothing cannot be a routine and you cannot cling to it like this #It's one of the few things he has control over and he loves consistency #I hate this man I love this man #He's meticulously taking the tags off every t-shirt he buys #ok I'll stop

[toxooz]

the gym bros tryin to get Ollie to be their spotter like 🥺👉👈💐💐🙏

#ollie #yes thats one of pontis shirts he forgot his clean one at home will make a shitpost comic abt it later #my ass rlly all ''oh boy i finally finished drawing the same 4 ocs over and over again ''🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ draws the same oc yet again #IMMEDIATELY #i ahve to draw sweaty ass men to cope with the fact that im sweating my ass off everyday fuck summer man i hate this shit #if i dont sexualize it i will rip my skin off like a werewolf in a fit of uncomfortable rage #oc #original character #my art #monster boy #monster #monster oc #orc #half orc #demon #half demon #tiefling #muscle #pecs #gym #terato #exophilia #monster bf

[klistohikaru]

part 1/??? of michael being a fashion icon

#michael distortion #michael shelley #the magnus archives #magnuspod #tma #the magnus archives fanart #the magnus pod #my art #i fucking hate this shirt #i almost died while painting it

[shiftythrifting]

I HAVE FOUND THE ABSOLUTE WORST BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF PRINT

The my pillow guy wrote an autobiography and then made the cover a horrifying winky-dink, this exists now

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #I hate the way he always pulls his cross out from under his shirt it looks so fucking stupid #I kind of sort of want to read it #the back is also a winky-dink but it's just of him as an adult and him as a boy #also if any of y'all call it a hologram..... #just leaving op's tags here #books #drug mention #video

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao #its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴 #i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3 #fun facts: #hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs #modern HC shops at prada btw #MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on #FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry #mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers #“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?” #i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him #apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge #so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon #yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake #imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch #but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways #remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️ #tgcf #art #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #heaven official’s blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #my art

[arowrath]

i do not trust people who shop at shein i'm sorry like there's no excuse for it. i can understand amazon, i can understand a lot of fast fashion, but shein is uniquely awful. and their clothes fall apart in a week so you can't even keep them and mend them. "but i'm poor" okay and you don't need to buy from shein about it. "they sell shirts for $3" so does michael's check ur local craft store and make a design urself if u want. you cannot seriously tell me that you had no other option other than shein

#text #i UNDERSTSAND a lot of companies dont stock larger sizes i UNDERSTAND that its super fucking cheap #but there are other options . thrift store for instance. the goodwill i worked at sold jeans for $7 a pair #and shirts for $3/5 at the lowest depending on if they had a side seam #theres also borrowing from ur friends. u can ask a homeless shelter if u need/if u r eligible to. there's diy there's mending #there are other fast fashion stores that are much less harmful (despite still being immensely harmful of course) #like there are other options. i prommy #sorry im on a fast fashion hating kick rn ive been thinking abt it for 3 days straight

[its-a-me-mango]

How it started vs how it's going, chat how's it going chat.

#SMG4oc: Mango #I fucking hate this stupid TV head (now without a shirt on) #I don't desire him or anything like that. I'm a woman liker. I just wanna them wires and cables boyyyyyyyyyy

[dragoncarrion]

dont worry about the stains what matters is he had fun 😁💕🤗

#tfp #maccadam #transformers #knockout #knock out #blood cw #context: my frens are smart #he definitely loves speeding down streets and hitting people #going 'whoopsies!' #tf #mine #how do you even draw a shirt on a robot i hate this #OH FUCK. KO WENNSDAY

[vvenuspng]

cringefail fathers <3

#based off some of the concept art i saw for the harvest festival :3c #i love their stupid fucking dad shirts so much and the unnecessary sunglasses.. <333 losers <3333 #also i drew this last night while stoned so No i did Not use refs and yes i accidentally merged all the layers… again <33 #and FUCK ART i hate drawing #my art #sketch #helluva boss #stolitz #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #illustration #artists on tumblr #doodle #stolas goetia

[jmkho]

📷 Elle Fernanda 💅

#gvf #greta van fleet #josh gvf #josh kiszka #elle fernanda #gvf memes #doodles #LMFAOOO #welp #heres the queen #I put a pentax 67 in because that is a BEAST of a fucking camera #its so fucking heavy - medium formate- stunning beast #BUT THE SHUTTER LEGIT MAKES THE CAMERA FUCKINF SHAKE WHEN It FIRES WHICH CAN FUCK UP UR SHOT LMAO #pretend THE CAMERA IS BEING HELD PROPERLY OR THAT ELLE HAS FINGERTIP STRENGTH OF A GREEK GOD LOL #oooof hate the hands but we gonna turn a blind eye cause elles nails need to be seen lol #not gonna lie MAKING THST SHIRT WAS A BITCH LOL

[greghatecrimes]

POV: you’re dying of an unknown disease and the head of diagnostics walks into the room to take your medical history holding his three year old daughter. wyd

(messy doodle for the Baby Thirteen AU. Pose is referenced from and inspired by a lovely piece of fanart done by @/emkayoh. See below the cut for more details on Thirteen’s outfit!)

#at the point in my art skillz where i know it’s not great but its good enough for shitposts! so fuck it we ball! #me: goes from realistic study of amber to THIS lmaooo #house md #hate crimes md #remy thirteen hadley #greg house #baby thirteen au #my art #the hanukkah socks are my favorite. maybe even more than her shirt

[martyrbat]

wasnt going to put it in the tags of that person's post but i fully believe clark kent will have the angriest hatefuck of his life with santa claus btw

#theres panels justifying this on my phone somewhere but just trust me #like clark is FIRM in believing everyone deserves privacy and he doesnt abuse his powers vs santa's mass surveillance and judgement #also i can imagine a bitter 'i can do this better' thing from both of them in the going around the world thing and power/capabilities #the hatefuck is because it's funny when people hate each other and fuck. also fat man with grey hair and a beard can be hot if it wasnt for #the whole christmas thing santa is associated and tied into #i remember a santa bowling game where he wore hawaiian shirts and shorts and how as a kid i was a lil 👀 #<- unrelated to this i just like oversharing <3 #ransom note

[shiftythrifting]

Graphic design and reading is my passion.

Found at a second hand store in Ballston Spa, NY

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #graphic design is my burden #shirts #terrible #thanks I hate it #fuck this shirt lmao #this princess is racist