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arc-misadventures · 7 months

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Fathers Day Letter

Beacon Academy lunchroom, and everyone is looking over the mail they have each recently received.

Ruby: Ohh! Dad sent me something!

Yang: Me too, wonder what he sent me.

Weiss: Oh? My sister sent me a package, I wonder what’s in it.

Pyrrha: My mom sent me a care package~!

Ren: I got a parcel in the mail: I hope it’s those tea leaves I ordered.

Nora: My magazine is in! YES!!!

Blake: Yes! The latest book in the, ‘Ninja’s of Lust’ series!

Ruby: COOKIES!!! He sent me cookies! Yayyyyy! (Nom,nom,nom,nom!)

Yang: Save some for later, Rubes. Now lets see… Awesome! He sent me the bike polish I use for, Bumblebee! I forgot it, when we left! I’m gonna have some fun spreading you on tonight~!

Weiss: Oh? ‘Dear sister, I lost a gentlemen’s wager, and they requested several signed copies of your latest album. Since I assume this would be no problem, would you kindly sign these copies, and send them back to me. Love, Winter.’ This is rather… unexpected.

Yang: Are you going to refuse her request?

Weiss: No, this should only take an hour to do. What did you get, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Cookies, chocolate, and some beauty products from home, nothing much really. Did you get your tea, Ren?

Ren: Yep; I’m looking forward to having these later.

Yang: What magazine did you order, Nora.

Nora: ‘Pancakes Illustrated’

Weiss: Excuse me?

Yang: That’s not what I think it is, is it?

Ren: Well…

Nora: Ohh yeah~! Let that butter run off you, you naughty girl~!

Yang: UHHHH?!

Pyrrha: Don’t ask.

Yang: Okay…?

Blake: And, you say I’m the depraved one…

Ruby: Isthat… (Gulp!) Is that a father’s day card, Jaune?

Yang: Wait, what?

Weiss: Excuse me?

Pyrrha: You’reafather?!

Nora: I’m an aunt?!

Jaune: Oh, yeah. It’s just a little joke card really. My sisters see me as the father figure they never had, so they send me this as family joke.

Pyrrha: Oh thank gods…

Yang: Oh, so what’s the joke, I bet it’s pretty funny!

Jaune: Well… It’s kinda funny… in the shear ridiculousness of it.

Blake: How ridiculous is this?

Jaune: Well, lets start at the beginning: My family consists of me, my older sisters, Saphron, and Thiriana. My mother, Juniper, my grandfather, Álkimos, and lastly my father, Evinder, or simply, Evin.

Pyrrha: I thought you said you were an only child?

Jaune: I’m the only son, I have lots of sisters though.

Pyrrha: Oh okay. Please continue.

Jaune: So when I was three years old, my father disappeared while out travelling. We had no idea what happened, my mother was so distraught that she begged my grandfather to go find him. So, my grandfather who is a, Huntsman, who also loves his daughter very much, went out to find him.

Ruby: Did he find him?

Jaune: No. He spent two years trying to find him, but he found no trace of him. However, a year later, when I had turned five, my grandfather was in another town a ways away from where I lived. Then town was attacked by some, Grimm. Luckily there was only one casualty. That one casualty was where things got interesting!

Weiss: What happened?

Jaune: Well, my grandfather went to the woman, her name is, Isleen, a snake faunas with beautiful blue, and gold tipped scales. And, she had three daughters: Luna, and a pair of twins named, Angela, and Janette, ages two, and one. And, she told him that her husband was missing, my grandfather asked what his name was, and she said his name was, Gregory. She then showed him a photo of him, and my father was left gobsmacked! He had a new hair cut, and a beard, but he knew very well what the face of his ‘deceased’ son-in-law looked like.

Yang: Wait, what?!

Weiss: He wasn’t dead?!

Blake: And, he abandon your mother?!

Ren: Along with you, and your sisters?!

Pyrrha: And, started a new family with another woman?!

Jaune: Yep. He wasn’t happy to say the least. Then, my grandfather showed, Isleen a photo of my mother, me, and my sisters, and my recently ‘deceased’ father, Evinder. She did not take it well that her husband was not who he said he was, and seeming abandoned her, like he had done with my mother really, really hurt her. So, my grandfather decided to take her, and her kids back home. To live with me, and the rest of my family.

Blake: Was your mom okay with that?

Jaune: Eventually. She didn’t like that her father brought some random woman, and her kids home with him. But, she understood why grandfather invited them to stay with us. I mean, learning that their husband was living under false identities, and had married two separate woman, and had kids with them, and abandoned both of them. They had plenty of things in common together to bound with one another.

Yang: I’ll bet they did.

Jaune: Shortly after that, my grandfather was called to deal with a missing person report in another town. So he went there, and this woman asked if he could find her missing husband…

Weiss: Don’t tell me. He looked like your father?

Jaune: Same hair cut, and beard, just with thick rimmed glasses.

Blake: Given years apart you’d think he’d come up with a better disguise.

Jaune: Yeah… about that… The wife, a silver fox faunas who’s name is, Evenora, had two daughters with, ‘Stavon,’ their names were, Luna, and Carol.

Weiss: Hold old were they?

Jaune: One, and two years old. I know that doesn’t sound like much, but you need to understand this… Isleen, and her family lived about two weeks away from, Evenora, and her family.

Yang: I don’t get it.

Blake: So he didn’t go far this time when he faked his death again.

Ren: Wait, they lived two weeks of travel apart? Oh gods…

Pyrrha: What is it, Ren?

Ren: He was married to both of them at the same time… He was double timing them wasn’t he?

Jaune: Bingo bango bongo! You are right on the money, Ren!

Ruby: Wait, what?!

Weiss: You’re kidding me right?!

Jaune: Nope: He was double timing the two of them by being the cheating bastard that he was. He was a travelling sales men, so he two two weeks to travel between the two villages, stay for a month with one wife, then when back, and lived with his other wife for a month. And, he did that for over two years

Yang: You’re fucking kidding me?!

Jaune: Oh gods I wish.

Nora: What happened next?

Jaune: Well, my grandfather showed her photos of the two other families he abandoned. Needless to say she was absolutely devastated by this news. Now, my grandfather would have stay with her, and consoled her through this, but he was only missing for about three days. He needed to find him before the trail turned cold. So he hunted him. Now you gotta understand my grandfather is a vindictive monster; he was absolutely pissed when he learned he abandoned my mother, and, Isleen, he was fucking furious when he learned learned he did it a third time to, Evenora. So, he was after him like a bloodhound.

Weiss: Please, pleassssse tell me he found the cheating bastard, and made him payyyyyyy!

Blake: You’re really getting into this.

Weiss: This fucker makes all the emotional abuse my dad put me, and my family through feel like school yard bullying.

Yang: Same. My mom may have abandoned me at birth, but this. This is fucked up!

Nora: I can relate with them…

Ruby: You can?

Nora: My mom abandoned me. So, know how it feels when a loved one abandons you…

Pyrrha: She what?!

Jaune: It’s okay, Nora, we’re here with you know, and we’re not going anywhere.

Nora: Thanks, Jaune.

Jaune: My pleasure. Anyway, my grandfather did find him, or more precisely what was left of him.

Blake: Did a, Grimm get him?

Weiss: Fuck yeah!

Yang: That sounded so wrong coming from you.

Jaune: Well, yes he was dead. But, I’m not sure if a, Grimm did him in.

Ren: What makes you say that?

Jaune: My grandfather is an extremely experienced huntsman. He’s seen plenty of peoples corpses that are the result of a, Grimm attack.

Weiss: So you think he killed him, and made it look like a, Grimm attack?

Jaune: That, or my grandmother got to him. She is really protective of her family, and can really, really, really hold a grudge. She’s still upset with her ex… Anywho, after he, ‘found’ his corpse he took, Evenora, and her kids with him back to our home.

Ruby: Where they live as a happy family all together!

Jaune: Eventually.

Weiss: Let me guess, they had some difficulties getting along together?

Jaune: Mom was upset as it was that he left her, and three kids all alone, but even more so that he did that to two other woman, and their five kids too. She was absolutely angry from all of this. Sadly she took out her anger, indirectly mind you, on them which was making them angry in turn at each other even more so.

Pyrrha: And, what about you, how did you handle all of this.

Jaune: Well, I never really understood what my dad did until I was older. But, I was happy. I wasn’t the youngest child, and I now had five younger sisters! i was the older brother I always wanted to be. My, Mom thanked me for being the older brother that I was, loving each of them unconditionally as I did. Because I did this, it showed my mother that she was being petty, and mean to the other woman for things they did not do. So, she managed to fix, and even improve her relationship with the other mothers. They used to sleep in three different rooms, then after me, and my older sisters found the three of them in the same bed, all cuddling against one another they started sleeping like that ever since. Now I’m a brother with two older sisters, and five younger sisters, a loving grandfather, and grandmother, with three loving mothers, and I couldn’t be happier.

Blake: That sounds beautiful.

Pyrrha: I’m glad this had a happy ending b

Yang: That sounds lovely, but how does this relate to you getting a fathers day card?

Jaune: Oh, because I was the ‘man of the house’ I tended to look over, and protect my younger siblings. So I became the ‘father figure’ they never had.

Ruby: Awww~! That so sweet!

Pyrrha: You are a really nice brother, Jaune.

Jaune: Thanks. But, sadly this resulted in all of my younger siblings in developing father/brother complexes with me, just like it did with, Nora…

Yang: Pfft! Hahahaha! You’re right, Jaune; in the shear ridiculousness of it all, that is quite funny.

Ruby: Your family is quite something, Jaune.

Blake: I could make so many stories with this as a basis…

Yang: Settle down, Bla…? Wait, Nora? Do you have a brother/father complex with, Jaune too?

Weiss: You’re kidding me, right?

Nora: Y-Yeah… I do…

Pyrrha: What?! How did that happen?!

Nora: I couldn’t help it! He runs his fingers through my hair to comfort me when I have nightmares, and he gives me goodnight kisses on my forehead before I go to sleep. It’s really nice.

Yang: Do you seriously do that?

Ren: Yeah, he does that almost every night, it’s really nice to see.

Pyrrha: How come I’ve never seen this before?

Ren: You’ve been asleep whenever he does it.

Pyrrha: But… I… Jaune! I want goodnight kisses too!

Jaune: Okay.

Pyrrha: Yes!

Jaune: So, anything else you guys wanna ask about my families.

Blake: Yeah, so, Jaune, if you’re in the mood, do you want to pretend to be my daddy, and give me a good spanking because I’ve been a bad girl?

RWYJNPR: …

Jaune: No.

Blake: Naww…

Weiss: How about me instead?

Jaune: Excuse me what?

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juanarc-thethird · 11 months

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The Crown is Never Wrong (Father's Day)

Papa Arc: *Sighs* What a long day

Jaune's father says when he returns from a busy day at work. He walks into the living room and sees a crown on the coffee table.

Papa Arc: What is this? A crown?

He takes the crown, looks at it carefully and puts it on.

Vision:

Jaune and her dad are driving through the woods towards a camping area.

Grandpa Arc: Thanks for taking me camping, son.

Jaune: No problem dad.

Grandpa Arc: I just wish my grandkids would have come too.

Jaune: I know.

They keep driving until they come to a huge cabin. So big that the whole Arc family could fit.

Grandpa Arc: Son, this is not the campsite.

Jaune: Just follow me.

Jaune gets out of the car and goes to the entrance of the cabin. Grandpa Arc sits in there for a while, trying to figure out what his son is doing, until he loses sight of him as he enters the house.

Grandpa Arc: My Oum, it's always something with this boy.

Grandpa Arc gets out of the car, and walks to the cabin. Upon reaching the door, he slowly opens it and…

Grandpa Arc: Hello?

Everyone: Happy Father's Day Grandpa!

Grandpa Arc: *Surprise* Holy shit!

Dragonslayer Kid: *Chuckles* Grandpa said a bad word.

Penny's Kid: Grandpa you must put a dollar in the swear jar

Nora's Kids: "Why do you say bad words grandpa, shit." "Yes grandpa, what the fuck?" "I wanna say fuck too!" "FUCK!"

Arcfall Kid: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!

Topaz kid: Damn, take it easy

Whiteknight Kid's: *laughing hard*

Grandpa Arc: *Chuckles* Those kids never change.

Winter's Kid: "Grandpa why don't you sit down" "Yes, sit!"

Grandpa Arc: Oh thank you.

He follows the two children and sits in a very comfortable chair.

ArcWitch Kid: Do you want something to drink, grandfather? Water, iced tea?

Grandpa Arc: Iced tea please.

Belladonna Kid's: *Holding an Iced tea* "Here it is, grandpa!"

Grandpa Arc: Thank you.

Lancaster Kid's: "Grandpa, can you tell us a story?" "Please"

Jessica's kid: "Me too!"

Vixen Kid's: "We also have food, grandpa!" "We made turkey sandwiches!"

May's kid: I bring you a plate!

Grandpa Arc: Thank you. *To his son* So this was your plan?

Jaune: I also planned for Saphron to be here but she's stuck in traffic. She will be here in about 20min. So just enjoy.

Grandpa Arc: Thank you son.

Jaune: No problem dad.

Vision ended.

Papa Arc: Honey, where's Jaune?! I need to talk to him man to man! The Arc bloodline will be eternal!

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 2 months

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Saw your post about jaunes extended family. Now I think we need to see _NPR's family

_NPR Extended Family

Please bear in mind that That was only a small part of Jaune's very, VERY big family tree

~Nora~

Neptune: God I hate the ocean.

Sun: Calm down, It's not like there's anything nearby that'll eat you.

Nora: Zippy! C'mon boy! I got your Favorite! Electric Eel!

Zippy (Depth): *Breaches, Snatches Eel, Dives back in the Water*

Neptune: ...

Sun: ... Let's- Let's head back to ... anywhere but the coast.

Neptune: Good- Good plan, Good plan!

~~~~~

Nora: *Trying to lift a Semi Truck* HHRRRG!

Denki (MHA/BNHA): You got this Nora! C'mon! Here- Let me help!

Denki: CHARGE OF 7000 VOLTS!

*CRACK*

Nora: RRAGGH! *Throws Semi into Orbit*

Denki: ... Uuuhhh ...

Nora: Well ... We moved the Truck?

~~~~~

Nora: Auntie! I found a Man!

Urbosa (LOZ: BOTW): Really? Might he be nearby?

Nora: *Lifting Ren above her head*

DA DA DA DAAAA~

You got a Boyfriend!

Try not to break before the second kid ...

Ren: Uhm. Hello ma'am.

Urbosa: Hah! You and the Princess have such similar tastes, Nora.

Ren: ... I'll take that as a compliment.

Urbosa: *smirking* Good. It was intended to be one.

~Pyrrha~

Pyrrha: Aunty? Are you Here?

???: In the Greenhouse, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: *walking into the greenhouse* Hello Aunt Ivy! Where's Auntie Harley?

Poison Ivy (DC comics): *Tending to Plants*She's out walking Bruce. What do you need?

Pyrrha: Oh, I just wanted Advice on getting a Boy's attention.

Poison Ivy: Pyrrha, Dear, You are one of the strongest fighters of your generation, and you have the power of magnestism. Anyone who doesn't respect you should fear you, and those that do neither shouldn't be able to mistreat you. You could likely ask this boy to walk off a cliff and he'd do it.

Poison Ivy: You could run this world Dear, and few could stand in your way.

Pyrrha: I- I- I think I should ask my sister- Thank you for the Confidence boost though?

Poison Ivy: You're a poor liar when it comes to yourself. Chin up dear, your Tiara's falling.

~~~~~

Monika (DDLC): Ehehehe~ boys? Pyrrha, you're far and above any Boys! You're strong enough to take on the world!

Monika: Besides, any boy that captures your heart needs to meet Me so I can make sure He's up to my twin's standards~

Pyrrha: I- I know he will-

Monika: Then bring him here, and have him prove it! We wouldn't want some little heartbreaker now would we?

Pyrrha: o-okay Mony. I'm going to tell Makima about it!

Monika: Oooooh ... Okay Then.

~~~~~

Makima (CSM): He sounds Cute. Almost like a dog.

Pyrrha: He does have a certain puppy-doggishness to him, yes, but he's very smart!

Makima: If he was smart, then he would've jumped at the chance to be with you by now

Pyrrha: Well what if he's just scared - he knows how I feel about how the public treats me, so he's also ... Yeah. Yeah! I'm gonna confess to him!

Makima: I don't know-

Pyrrha: No! I'm going to tell him how I feel! Thanks Makima! *Pyrrha leaves*

Makima: ... Shit.

Monika: Nice going. Now we have to compete with her too.

Makima: ... It's easy to beat an opponent who doesn't realize they're playing a game, Little Sister.

Monika: I'd usually suggest removing the player but Pyrrha is ... Different.

Makima: Yes, She is. We'll need to be coercive about this.

Monika: When am I not?

Makima: ... Get out of my room.

~Ren~

Ren: Good morning 'Uncle'

Iroh (ALTA): pah! There's no need for the emphasis. I'd love to be your Uncle, but if you don't feel like you're my nephew, then Don't bother Lying. What's wrong?

Ren: Nothing. Is it too much to want to come see my mentor?

Iroh: No, but I can tell there is still a storm in your heart.

Ren: ... I would not like to talk about it right now.

Iroh: Alright then. I could put tea on. Whatever you'd like.

Ren: Nightshade, if it isn't too much trouble.

Iroh: Daring today, aren't we? Very well then!

~~~~~

Ren: Alex! It's good to see you again! You look ... Happy.

Alex Chen (LiS: True Colors): *Gives Ren a hug* I am. I've- I found someone. It's been wonderful - Her names Steph! You look good too- I can tell you're in a better spot than you were when we were kids.

Ren: Me and Nora have a big Family now- teammates and friends. It's nice.

Alex: All it takes is a little growing up, huh?

Ren: A little growing up, a lot of support- But you knew that didn't you?

Alex: Well, you always did have sharp eyes.

Ren: ... Thanks. That means a lot. Should we get something to eat, or do you want to walk for a bit?

Alex: I'm down for whatever.

~~~~~

Ren:*Cuddling Pikachu*

Red (PKMN): ...

Ren: *Patting Charizard's head*

Red: ...

Ren: *Hugging Venusaur around it's neck*

Red: ...

Ren: *Letting Blastoise chew on his sleeve*

Red: ...

Ren: *Laying on Snorlax's belly*

Red: ...

Ren: *Scritching Lapras*

Red: *Raises Fist*

Ren: *Fist Bump*

~~~~~

If anyone has continuations, feel free to add them!

#rwby #rwby crossover #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #rwby's extended families #asks and answers #jackthunderboltyt

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howi99 · 4 months

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A saint in Beacon Extra 1

Jeanne: Hey, mind if i ask a question?

Lia: *drinking her tea* Go on.

Jeanne: Well, i know Nora is your adoptive sister, but you also told me you have a brother, right?

Lia: Yeah, Lie Ren, why? Curious if he's going to come to Beacon? Jeanne: I mean i guess? I do have a brother who is supposed to come soon enough.

Lia: *sigh* Well, for your information he's already in Beacon. Though his team was kinda weird for what he told me.

Jeanne: How so?

Lia: For starter, White and Red sister's are on his team. Jeanne: I alway wanted to meet White's family, he is alway so kind, i'm sure his siblings are the same! And Red sister? Wasn't she 15? Lia: That's why i said weird. though the weirdest of them all hasn't arrived yet. Of what i heard, he was trained by the mysterious lady of the lake in some kind of Aura manipulation technique which give him incredible power with dust. Jeanne: *sweating* Oh no. Lia: *looking at Jeanne with egle eyes* Jeanne? You're ok? Jeanne: *akward laugh* Well i uh... i know who's the foth member of the team. Nora: *who was listening to everything* AH! Let me guess, he's your brother? Jeanne: ... My twin. Meanwhile Jaune: ACHOO! *Blake dust activating in his hand, making him crash in the wall* Morgan: Hey! Be cautious when you're using dust! And bless you!

#jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #rwby au #lie ren #nora valkyrie #red rose #white schnee #jeanne arc

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rwac96 · 1 year

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Is their anyone who can match Pyrrha's thirst for Jaune?

"T-Thirst?!" The Mistral Champion sputtered, her cheeks gaining a pink tinge. "I-I am not thirsty--!!" Pyrrha denied, folding her arms over her bust, but found herself interrupted.

"You're thirsty for him, P-Money," Yang teased her with a cheeky grin, which made the redhead's cheeks turn red as her hair.

As Pyrrha huffed, listening to the snickering of Ruby and Nora, Blake simply smiled at the exchange, and Ren exhales while enjoying his tea. Weiss rolled her ice-blue eyes, still uncertain of what the famed Champion sees in Jaune, who was in her opinion loveable, but a goofball. As Pyrrha was about to get into an argument with Yang, a loud 'manly' shout was heard; which was obviously from the redhead's object of affection. They turn to see Jaune Arc, who was being fondled by a black-haired girl in dark colors, who strangely resembled Weiss.

"Oh, no," the Schnee Heiress groaned in dread, "not her. Please, not her!"

"C'mon, Darling," Bleiss Gele says to the flustered swordsman, his cheeks crimson as she had her hands on his crotch and abdomen. "I thought you like getting hugs~?"

"There's a difference between hugs," Jaune clarifies to the Atlesian Blacksheep, "and fondling people in public, Bleiss!!"

As the crass, vulgar dark mirror of Weiss continued to harass the young blonde; Weiss and Pyrrha glared at the scene taking place. For Weiss, it was unpleasant to be related to the girl who resembled her, if she was a profanity-ridden, lustful banshee. Even though she was given away by their father to keep up the facade of him being a natural Schnee instead of marrying into the family, Bleiss' attitude made it difficult to relate to her. Plus, her sexually harassing Jaune was something utterly degenerate in her eyes. For Pyrrha, it was rage-inducing to meet an unpleasant version of Weiss. Sure, the white-haired Glyph Maker was difficult to get along with in the beginning, but she eventually grew on her in time. Bleiss, however, was everything opposite of Weiss and yet more unbearable. Plus, seeing her getting too close to Jaune made her blood boil.

"Oh, great," Yang said with a groan, "it's M-Rated Weiss." She exhaled, placing her cheek against her right hand. "Just, great," she said sarcastically.

"To think she makes Weiss, in the beginning, look like a saint," Blake said, which earned her an annoyed sneer from her teammate. "I'm just stating the truth," the Cat Faunus replied with a shrug of her shoulders.

"Yeesh," Nora grimaced as she watched Jaune back away from the approaching Bleiss, "talk about a greater thirst, huh Pyr-Pyr?" Nora turns to her teammate, who was cracking her knuckles.

"Her again," Pyrrha said as she rises from her seat, walking up to Bleiss and getting in between her and her leader/teammate/crush. "That's enough, Bleiss!"

"Hey," the Schnee Blacksheep scowls, "fuck off, Cereal Bitch! I was talking with Darling first~." She flutters her eyelashes toward Jaune, who gulped in response.

"You mean harassing him," she replied, wrapping her arm around Jaune's. "Bleiss, you do remember Goodwitch's warning, right?"

"When it comes to my fuckable himbo," the black-haired twin replies, huffing. "I don't give a fuck what Goodbitch says!"

"Bleiss, I swear," Pyrrha grits her teeth, "if you as so much attempt anything untoward--!"

"Rich," Bleiss snickered, "coming from a bitch thirsty as me, Cereal Bitch. At least I'm honest," she smiles smugly, which made the Champion's anger rise.

'I swear to the Brothers,' Pyrrha thought, gritting her teeth. 'I am going to punch this harlot's teeth in!'

"Yeesh," another feminine voice spoke up, this time it was mature but it wasn't one of the professors. "girls, give a guy some breathing room."

Bleiss, Pyrrha, and Jaune turn to a tall, voluptuous woman with long brunette hair flowing behind her approaching the trio. She wore a black, tight-hugging dress that clung to her hourglass figure. She stared at the situation with concerned chocolate eyes, though her gaze mainly focused on the hoodie-wearing knight. As she moved toward Jaune, pushing Pyrrha aside; they noticed that her ample bust was bigger than Yang's, and her wide hips made Blake's look slim. She pulls the swordsman into a hug, specifically placing his cheek against her bust; the top of her dress has a small cross between her breasts, holding them together like straps. She pats the other side of the blonde's face while pushing it against her chest, which made him blush greatly.

"You two should be ashamed of yourselves," the brunette scolds the two girls, "it's unbecoming of a Champion of Mistral, and certainly unbecoming of a Schnee, regardless if she's disowned."

"Excuse me," Pyrrha spoke up as if her rage was given another boost. "Unbecoming?!"

"The fuck you say, bitch?!" Bleiss grabs hold of Bitchbreaker's handle, preparing to unsheathe it, "Who the fuck do you think you are?!"

"Kendra Otani," she answers the Schnee Blacksheep, turning away from the two girls; beginning to take Jaune in tow. "a friend of his sister's, and someone who needs to keep him away from hormonal lil' hooligans." She caresses his cheek, "Isn't that right, baby~?"

"I...Uh," Jaune stammers, his entire face red and his brain becoming fried. "Uh, sure thing."

Team RWBY, the remaining Team JNPR, and Bleiss Gele watched with widened eyes. Blinking for a few seconds, before the black-haired diva opened her mouth.

"THAT CUNT!!" Bleiss shouts at the top of her lungs, "How dare she snatch Darling away from me?!"

"I don't know who that is," Pyrrha said, as she caresses Auko gently, "but I would like to have a 'talk' with her."

(Kendra Otani created by @rwbysmut4life)

#answer #answered #answer posting #answer prompt #rwby #rwby shitpost #team rwby #team jnpr #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #bleiss schnee #bleiss gele #rwby oc #oc:kendra otani

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dragonking10 · 7 months

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Lancaster: Love Is The Best Gift Part 3

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Thank you @danteyakumo for the idea.

JNR, GREY and Zwei were all sitting in the cabin as Ruby was trying to cook dinner for everone. Garnet went to his Mom to tell her of all the adventures he had as his father was close behind him.

Garnet: Come on Mom, with you back with us we could take down Salem's followers together!

Jaune chuckles and rubs his son's head messing up his hair

Jaune: Calm down son, it's a lot to take in.

Ruby went to grab a pitcher to make tea in but accidentally drops it, but Jaune was quick enough to catch it.

Ruby embarrassed: Heh sorry, I'm a little out of practice.

Jaune smiles: Well, I didn't marry you for your cooking.

Nora: I hope not, last time she cooked meatballs, it gave Grimm food poisoning.

Ren: Nora.

Nora: What? It's true!

Ruby went to fill the pitcher with water seems lost in thought and felt a little out of place

Jaune notices his wife's look and looks down trying to figure out a way to help her feel better, but then he got an idea

Jaune whistles a tune and walks to his wife

Ruby froze recognizing the tune

Nora: Oh! I love this song!

Jaune's whistling continues has he reached for the overfilled pitcher from Ruby's hand and set it down

Jaune: Remember our song Ruby?

Bold = Jaune, Italic = Ruby, Italic Bold = Both

Jaune: I'll swim and sail on savage seas, with never fear of drowning.

Jaune: And gladly ride the waves of life, if you will marry me.

Jaune: No scorching sun!

Jaune caresses her face

Jaune: Nor freezing cold! Will stop-

Nora: WILL STOP ME ON MY JOUR- *notices everyone staring except Ruby* ney, sorry.

Jaune glares at Nora for a bit before continuing.

Jaune: If you will promise me your heart.

Jaune holds Ruby's hand

Jaune: And Love?

Jaune singing a bit of Ruby's part hoping for her to sing along

Jaune sighs starting to lose hope, but then

Ruby: And love me foe eternity

Jaune looks up at Ruby and started to smile a bit

Ruby walks over

Ruby: My dearest one, my darling dear your mighty words astound me.

Ruby raises her arm making a fist

Jaune notices it and does the same, they go in a circle and switches arms

Ruby: But I've no need of mighty deeds when I feel your arms around me

Jaune laughs a bit

Jaune: But I will bring you rings of gold, I'd even you poetry.

Ruby: Oh would ya?

Jaune holds her close

Jaune: And I will keep FROM ALL HARM! If you would stay beside me.

They continue to dance

Ruby: I have no use for rings, I care not for your poetry.

Ruby grabs Jaune's hands and they spin in circles

Ruby: I only want your hand to hold.

Jaune: I only want you near me!

J&R: To love, to kiss to sweetly hold for the dancing and the dreaming!

They are not the only ones who's dancing. Ren and Nora, Garnet and Freya, even Ezekiel and Yuri are dancing together even though on the outside they hate it but love it on the inside.

J&R: Through all life's sorrows and delights I'll keep your love inside me!

They start to sing faster

J&R: I'll swim and sail on savage seas with never fear of drowning.

Nora joins in

J&R&N: And gladly ride the waves of life if YOU WILL MARRY ME/MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jaune picks Ruby up and spins in circles for a bit and then let her down with both laughing

Meanwhile

Nora:EEEEEEEEEEEE

Zwei was trying to cover his ears to muffle Nora's terrible singing

Nora:I'MSTILLGOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN*Ren pats her* I'm done.

Jaune smiles at Ruby: I thought I'd have to before I sing that song again

Ruby: Well no need for drastic measures

Jaune: Will you come home Ruby? And be my wife again?

Garnet walks up with Zwei in his arms

Jaune pulls their son closer

Jaune: We can be a family again, what do you say?

Ruby giggles: You don't even need to ask.

Ruby walks over to her husband and son and hugged them with everyone else coming in to join the hug

Look out baddies, the Rose-Arc family are together again and stronger than ever.

#rwby lancaster #lancaster #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #ruby rose x jaune arc #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby renora #ren x nora #lie ren x nora valkyrie #rwby bumbleby #yang x blake #neptune x weiss

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collective-remnants-rwby · 12 days

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Soulmates

So, I got interested in Parahumans again and remembered just how much I love Cluster Triggers/Grab Bag Capes, and I was wondering how those I could incorporate them into other power systems...

And then I remembered RWBY.

So, concept: Auras of different people can intermingle, so to say, granting minor secondary powers reflective of the other's Semblance, but there are caveats.

First: All parties need unlocked Semblances in order for this to actually occur, or have the event unlock Semblances as well. (Sorry, Penny and Oscar)

Second: Besides the obvious powers, participants are left with an intense emotional connection with one another, and a sense of when there soulmates are close and general sense of their emotional state.

Third: This connection is essentially a trauma bond, and while this can occur between Romantic partners, family, teammates, etc. there is absolutely nothing stopping soulmates from enemies

Fourth: One person can have multiple soulmates.

Ruby

Main Protagonist herself, she has a lot of soulmates. Not all of them are good.

Cinder: Established when Ruby unlocked her Silver Eyes. Following this, Ruby's Petal Burst becomes more explosive, and she can set her petals on fire (For her own peace of mind, she pretends this comes from Yang). Cinder, meanwhile gained the ability to contort parts of her body into something resembling sharpened glass, and extend her body parts while in that state. (She refuses to use this ability at all until after Watts'...'pep talk')

Jaune: Quietly established during their fight in the Ever After, Ruby gained the ability to passively boost auras around her, including herself, as long as she has hope.

Neo: Possibly established during the 'Tea Party', giving Ruby the ability to split off some rose petals to create simple illusions with some vocal ability. Neo's return ability never got the chance to be used, though she might have gained the ability to turn her illusions into twisted spires of fragmented glass.

Jaune

Weiss: Established during the Haven fight, giving him to summon simulacrums of of Aura infused objects and people he's interacted with using his Semblance (such as weapons) the clones of people aren't really usable in a fight, but he can summon weapons, such a spectral copy of Crocea Mors, Penny's swords, and even Pyrrha's weapons. Weiss, meanwhile, gained the ability to boost the Auras of anyone in proximity of her Glyphs...while she's singing.

Ruby: From Ruby, he gained the ability to momentarily phase through objects in between him and those he feels he needs to save.

Blake & Yang

That bond was quite obviously established during the Fall of beacon, after Adam cut off Yang's arm.

Blake: From Yang, Blake's Shadow Clones became more resilient and more animated, though this is reliant on taking hits herself.

Yang: From Blake, he gained the ability to "extend her hitbox", allowing her to extend her aura away from her body using body motions to increase her striking distance or essentially drag herself in the Aura's wake.

Ren & Nora

Established very long ago, and our first seen example:

Ren: From Nora, he gained the ability to reduce the damage of strikes the calmer he is.

Nora: From Ren, she becomes happier, and thus less noticeable to Grimm, the more electricity she absorbs.

#RWBY #Parahumans #Worm #Ward #Ruby Rose #Jaune Arc #Weiss Schnee #Neo #Blake Belladonna #Yang Xiao Long #Lie Ren #Nora Valkyrie

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citadelofmythoughts · 9 months

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Here’s a tough question. Top 3 favorite and least favorite things about each RWBY volume?

Sorry for the delay, this is something I've had to really think about.

V1 Faves

The initiation/Nevermore fight. Let's be honest this is where these legends started.

Blake & Yang meeting for the first time

Weiss and Blake coming to terms with each other

V`1 least faves

The animation. I know it was Poser, they had no budget, etc. That doesn't make it any easier to watch

That one line from Yang about boys that has haunted the discourse for nearly a decade.

TBH barely anyone had a character any deeper than surface level

V2 Faves

Yang talking to Blake in Burning The Candle. This is where their relationship became more than partners, deeper than just friendship

The talk between Weiss, Blake and Yang at Mountain Glenn. Something that would be directly referenced much later in V9

"Best Day Ever" - the food fight between RWBY and JNPR is just big dumb fun

V2 least faves

Jaune and his pursuit of Weiss. Obnoxious to the extreme.

Sun - that's it

"Breach" in general was kind of a mess and really was there to have a giant fight scene.

V3 Faves

"Heroes And Monsters" - It feels weird listing something so horrible and tragic as a favorite thing but what happened between Yang, Blake and Adam in this chapter would define these characters going forward all the way until almost the end of V6 and was a significant point in Blake & Yang's relationship

Also from "Heroes And Monsters" - Velvet unleashing Anesidora with "I May Fall" blasting is still so amazing to this day.

Yang being framed for injuring Mercury and Blake deciding to trust in her.

(I really could go on about V3 with many more positives.)

V3 least faves

SSSN vs NDGO - I DON'T CARE

Might be controversial but Pyrrha's death. I understood the narrative need for it but it doesn't mean I liked it

Same for Penny

V4 Faves

Meeting Blake's parents. Ghira and Kali are treasures.

The fight with Tyrian

Yang getting her new arm and starting her healing process

(Honorable mention to Blake, with Sun's help, starting to understand that sometimes you have to let people in and it's THEIR choice to want to be in your life. Also honorable mention to Ruby's letter in "No Safe Haven")

V4 least faves

Tai's "advice" both in "Family" and "One Step Forward..."

Sun. (I didn't start to be able to tolerate him unti V5)

Not nearly enough Yang

V5 Faves

Yang and Ruby reuniting - I always cry

Weiss' talk with Yang in "Alone Together" (which is also when I'm convinced she realized that Yang loved Blake)

"Yang...?" *Dumbfounded stare from Yang

(Honorable mention to Yang reading Raven for filth)

V5 least faves

The pacing wasn't great and yeah the big fight was lackluster

While the animation was fine the colors always felt very muted to me

Lionheart (not that I resented his use in the story, I just hate the dude)

V6 faves:

The Bees Vs Adam (was I gonna say anything else?)

The Brunswick Arc (why is CRWBY so good at horror?)

The fight with the Leviathan.

V6 least faves:

These are mostly really minor complaints

Dee and Dudley - annoying

The big lore dump, while not BAD was a LOT

Oscar vanishing and getting a new set of clothes off camera not that I care that much but I think it could have been handled better

V7 Faves

The makeovers, with the possible exception of Wess I thought everyone looked great and TBH Yang never looked better

The Bees getting ready to go on a date

Nora spilling the tea ABOUT the Bees

(Honorable mention to RBY standing by Weiss when she confronted Jacqass. Also honorable mention to Yang/Blake VS Elm/Vine)

V7 least faves (not writing critical just characters getting on my nerves)

Harriet is annoying

The AceOps being Ironwood's unthinking lapdogs

Ironwood coming out as a complete dumbass.

V8 Faves

Beeunion 2.0

Yang, Jaune and Ren infiltrating Salem's HQ and the fight that ensues. Especially Yang getting to talk smack to Salem and blowing her tits off.

Penny frying Cinder

(Honorable mention to Maria kicking Neo's ass)

V8 least faves

Ironwood continues to be a complete and total dumbass

Ren being a jerk. Thankfully he gets over it

Yang's fall. (not bad on a value level but it HURT)

V9 Faves:

The Bees confession - absolutely perfect. Could not be improved on

The fight scene in Rude, Red and Royal

Ruby getting her groove back and showing CC just how powerful she really is.

V9 least faves: (and I'm allowing for what I know was a difficult production)

We could have used at least another two chapters because some scenes and transitions were way too brief and as a result didn't have the emotional impact they should have

We didn't get the prologue that was shown at RTX

Minor complaint but in Chapter 1 I wish Blake had been shown as being a bit more worried about Yang since she saw her "die"

Wow, this was a LOT!

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lunatriense · 1 year

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I am not in the RWDE camp and probably never will be but God it is refreshing to see criticism for how much attention Jaune has been getting this volume. Like this is what, the fourth time consecutively a girl ended up sidelined (weiss), murdered (penny), or both (ruby Right Now) all so jaune can cry about it and be all sad and every character can turn their attention onto him. the only reason I don't want him to just stay in the ever after is because Ren Nora and Oscar deserve better than no closure on their leader just ditching forever. ruby isn't going to get closure on penny because jaune takes up too much time. _wby arent allowed to have organic reactions about Anything going on because jaune's paper family is more important I guess. he didn't even apologize for blaming ruby for everything going wrong and yelling at her so hard that she ran away into neo's tea party torture chamber. ruby is 17 years old. jaune is roughly in his 40s, presumably. he has had years in literal wonderland to get over this, there is no excuse for his behavior and I just hope this last episode realizes this and makes him idk. fuckin apologize to ruby for exploding at her, at least. also the whiterose bait is gross and I am tired of it goodnight

You don't have to be part of our little community to see how shite Jaune is anon, we welcome you nonetheless lol. And yeah, not even just this volume; he's been getting that focus basically since the beginning. Between Jaundice, Pyrrha's fridging, Weiss' impalement so he can freak out and get his semblance, the statue scene, Penny's assisted suicide, and now Ruby's suicide, the only volumes where he hasn't had this happen are 1 and 7.

I still want him dead though, or at least to stay in the EA. Nora and Ren can get closure by having the others tell them what happened, and then they can forget about him like everybody else immediately forgot about Pyrrha, Penny, and Ruby. Fuck that guy, all my homies hate that guy.

#rwde #answers #anti jaune arc #jaune arc bashing #jaune arc critical

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daggerpawstudios · 1 year

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Holding Hands

Ruby watched in the distance as everyone crowded around Oscar to ensure he was okay. After escaping from Salem's grasp using Long Memory, Yang, Jaune, Ren, and Oscar brought back themselves and Emerald, to everyone's surprise.

Yang had told the group that Oscar had proposed the idea, and they had trusted his judgment.

Ruby went in for a hug earlier but was taken by Emerald's presence and stopped herself from hugging him.

While everyone crowded around him, She sighed in relief, knowing he was okay.

"Let's get you to a bed so you can rest up. " Said Yang as she touched his shoulder.

Oscar slightly flinched in pain.

"Yeah, that might be for the best." He chuckled.

Ruby watched them pass her in the hallway and walk upstairs.

" You know you can go up there." Said a voice behind her.

Ruby turned around and saw Weiss standing behind her.

"Wha-what? " Asked Ruby in a confused tone, trying to feign ignorance.

" Listen... Your secret is safe with me." Said Weiss as she crossed her arms and turned back around to go down the hall where Nora was sleeping.

" I don't know what you are talking about it. " Mumbled Ruby as she inched farther away from Weiss and glanced down the hall to Oscar's room.

Ruby looked at the room in yearning and satisfaction. Finally, he was safe and alive. He had met Salem face to face, and he had stopped her all by himself. For now, Salem was gone, and they had time to prepare to save Atlas. In a way, she was relieved but slightly nervous.

He had grown fast and prepared himself for battle. Oscar was no longer the soft-spoken farm boy she had met in Haven. He was something more.

Something even she did not quite understand.

The hall of Schnee manor was empty. Everyone had left and went to catch up with their loved ones. Blake with Yang. Ren with Nora, leaving Weiss, Jaune, and the Schnee family to their own devices. Ruby paced herself and mustered up the courage as she walked to Oscar's room. As she got close, she spun around in a circle in disbelief, trying not to make a sound.

"Wh-What am I doing? " She muttered to herself.

"I can't go into his room. Hahaha." She said out loud.

She held herself tightly as she tried to cover her embarrassment and walked back down the hall. She walked until she recalled a memory.

Yes, how could she have forgotten? It wasn't strange for her to go to his room because HE had already initiated that sort of contact the first time they arrived in Atlas. Ruby recalled when he came to her room as she gazed in awe at her new clothes. He came to speak to her about her lie to Ironwood.

She was not uneasy back then.

She was full of confidence and felt secure, so why does she feel so insecure now?

What had changed from back then?

" No, everything is still the same." She told herself as she turned back around and walked down the hall.

She opened his room door.

Oscar sat in bed with a book and a cup of tea. He didn't notice Ruby's presence until the door closed behind her. He quickly turned to look and saw Ruby standing in the doorway.

"Ruby..." He said.

"Oh.....uh....I .... How are you feeling?" She said nervously.

"Oh...I am okay. I am just resting for now, at least. After all, we are meeting later to discuss the plan to save Atlas, right? "He asked.

"Y-yes." She said.

Oscar looked at her in confusion as he noticed her nervousness.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"Yup." She said.

Oscar looked at her again.

" Okay...listen. I am just glad you are okay because I was so worried." She confessed as she ran closer to his bed.

Oscar slightly blushed at Ruby's confession.

"Haha...What am I even saying?" She said she started to grab her hair.

Oscar started to laugh.

" I am okay. If that is what you are wondering." He chuckled.

Ruby looked embarrassed as her face started to turn red. Oscar continued laughing as Ruby kneeled beside his bed and held his hand.

Instantly, Oscar became quiet as Ruby gently touched his hand.

"Ru-Ruby...?" He whispered as his eyes jolted back and forth to look at the door and then at Ruby on her knees.

" Please just let me enjoy this. " Whispered Ruby as she avoided eye contact with him.

Oscar's expression became serious as he looked down at Ruby's black hair.

" I missed you too." He said as he interlocked his fingers with hers.

#rosegarden #rosepine #rwby rosegarden #ruby rose #rwby ruby #rosegarden week #rwby #rg week 2022 #rg week nov 2022

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novankenn · 9 months

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Nora in : Tea with Jaune's family... Saphron

It took Nora another three days to get the burning need with in her under control... and it had exhausted her to the point of collapse, which earned her a trip to the infirmary. Now confined to bed, and being waited on by Jaune, Nora had time to reflect on those two encounters.

She really did like Jaune, she just wasn't sure if it was a "forever-forever" type of like-like. Though, after getting dosed twice with aphrodisiacs, she was looking at things slightly differently. Jaune was a catch, and just being around him, she knew he would probably make a good father... and of course if they did have kids they would be ultra...

Nora: WHAT am I thinking?!? (Shakes her head) WHY am I thinking like that?!?

It was then Jaune entered the room with a tray of food for her.

Jaune: Hey. How are you feeling?

Nora: Hey. Still tired. What did you bring me?

Jaune: Nothing much, just a couple turkey sandwiches, and some fruit punch. I'll just put them on your night table.

Nora: Thank you.

Jaune: Are you going to be okay for a little bit? I can call off my session with Pyrrha if...

Nora: I'll be fine. You get your training in, and I'll get some rest.

Jaune: (Moves up to her and gently kisses her forehead) Remind me to take you somewhere nice once you feel better.

Nora: Count on it.

Shortly after Jaune left, Nora, snuggled down into her blankets and drifted off to sleep.

????: Oh, these are delicious! No wonder Jaune is bulking up so well. All that training and good food! What do you think, Adrian?

Adrian: (Incoherent baby noises)

Nora: Wait? What?

????: I'm sorry, I hope we didn't wake you.

Nora opens her eyes and instantly sits ramrod straight. She was back in that room again. Looking to her left she sees him, Bob the Beowulf and his silver serving tray. Slowly, she moves her head to find an adorable toddler seated on the lap of a young blond woman, who was definitely related to Jaune.

Saphron: Hi, Nora. It's a pleasure to finally met you. I'm Jaune's sister Saphron Cotta-Arc, and this little bundle of joy is Jaune's nephew Adrian. Say hi Adrian.

Adrian: (Baby noises)

Nora: H... hi.

Saphron: So, I KNOW you've met granny and mom, and I would like to take this moment to apologize for their behaviour. They did the same to my wife just after we started dating.

Nora: Seriously?

Saphron: Yes. How do I put it... they both take the continuation of the Arc line very seriously.

Nora: They're baby crazy.

Saphron: That too.

Nora: Are you?

Saphron: No, no, I'm just here to say hi, introduce you to this little guy.

Nora: So no (eyes the tea cups on Bob's tray) funny business with the tea.

Saphron: Heavens no.

Nora: That's a relief. (Nora starts to eye Adrian, an urge to hold him building with in her.)

Saphron: Would you like to hold him?

Nora: I...

Saphron: It's okay. He hasn't been fusing, so he should be fine. So, would you?

Nora: I... please?

Saphron rose from her seat and brought Adrian to Nora. While supporting Adrian on her hip, she used her free hand to guide Nora into a better position, before gently setting the youngest of the Arc clan in Nora's arms.

Adrian: (Content Baby Noises)

Saphron: You're a natural.

Nora: Huh?

Saphron: (Leans in and whispers into Nora's ear) You're a natural with babies. You'll make a great mom... so strong and full of love...

Nora: I...

Saphron: (Still whispering in Nora's ear, while gently touching her shoulders from behind) Doesn't he just make your heart want to burst?

Nora: I...

Saphron: (Whispering) Stop fighting it... Nora. I can see it in your eyes.

Nora: See?

Saphron: (Whispering) You want one, I would guess you want more than one child, don't you?

Nora: I... what?

Saphron: We have a VERY large family... you could be part of it... you could help it grow...

Nora: ...

Saphron: Come to momma, my big boy.

Saphron moved from behind Nora and effortlessly scooped Adrian back up. She turned to face the stunned Nora, a mischievous smile on her face.

Saphron: It has been a pleasure to met you, Nora, and I do hope you come to visit during the holidays. But it is this little guy's nap time, so I must be off.

Nora:...

Saphron: (Stops just before exiting through one of the many doors.) Oh, and be a dear, and finish your tea. It would be a shame for it to go to waste.

Nora robotically nodded and took the cup offered by Bob and drowned it in a single gulp. A few minutes after Saphron and Adrian left, he eyes grew heavy and she nodded off. He woke with a start a moment later, finding herself once again in JNPR's dorm, with all her teammates fast asleep. She glanced at her nightstand, seeing only the plastic food tray Jaune had brought her earlier, though one of the sandwiches was gone...

Nora: (Whispering) What the...

Slowly, she reached up to rub her face, and was assaulted with the scent of fresh baby powder. Her eyes grew wide, as Saphron's words filtered back to the fore of her mind, and a familiar churning sensation began to build with in her again. She turned to look at her sleeping boy-friend, and the heat grew. Biting her lip, she took several deep breaths to regain control of herself.

Nora: (Breathing heavily through her nose as she whispers) Once I get over this newest batch... you and I need to talk, Jaune.

As she tried to settle back down and get back to sleep, Saphron's words again started to circle about in her head, and with a final look at Jaune before she forced herself to roll over and away from him...

Nora: (Whispering) We would have adorable... no, no, no. Stop it Nora. Just stop.

(Master List)

#Nora in : Tea with Jaune's family #rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #nora's arc #salem #saphron cotta arc #adrian cotta arc #jaune is salem's descendant #jaune is a descendant of salem theory #Jaune is a descendant of Salem #jaune's mom is just as baby crazy as grandma salem #is saph baby crazy too?

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Her Most Holy Saint

Neptune: Hey, Pyrrha; need me to carry your books for you?

Weiss: Pyrrha, would you like to join me for tea later, I have the utmost exquisite tea for you to try?

Blake: Pyrrha, would you like to talk about the plights of the faunas?

Sun: How about we all go have lunch outside?

Ruby: Oh! We could have a picnic!

Nora: With pancakes!

Ren: Would this be satisfactory to your wishes your most holy saint?

Yang: Sound like fun to me!

Pyrrha: Thank you, thank you everyone ~! That sounds just wonderful~! Although, I don’t think pancakes are a good picnic food, Nora, maybe cakes instead~!

Ruby: That sounds nice~!

Weiss: I know some excellent cakes that go along famously with my teas!

Neptune: Would you like a cushion to rest on?

Nora: What are we waiting for, lets go have a picnic!!!

As the group cheered, and danced about their most holy saint, one bad his opinions about their little get together well known, very well known.

: Oh gods… Are we going to have a party, or are all of you having a seizure?

Jaune Arc, comes from a most prestigious family, excellent academic rating, and a first class swordsman, well like by many of the schools facility, and the only student who showed any open distain to the most holy, Saint.

Jaune: Well, answer me! Or, are your brains so dulled by such childish antics they’ve ceased to function properly?

Ruby: We’re going to have a picnic!

Nora: And, you’re not invited!

Jaune: Oh, such a pity… At least tell me where you picnic is being held, I’m pretty sure the grass could use some watering.

Pyrrha: Now, now, come on, and be nice everyone~! I’m sure, Jaune would be wonderful to have at our little picnic, oh won’t you join us please~?

Jaune: Why the hell would someone of my noble standing deal with something like you, piece of trash.

Neptune: You dare call her trash!

Jaune: ‘Dared,’ you illiterate monkey! It past tense since I already called her trash! A worthless piece of trash at that!

Yang: You looking for a beat down you bastard!

Jaune: Now, now, now, Yang. Didn’t your precious little saint ask to, oh how did it go…? Oh yes: ‘Please no fighting~! Can’t we all just get along in peace with on another~?’ Ughh… just thinking about your pathetic idealism bullshit is revolting!

Yang: Next sparing match, you’re going down!

Jaune: Down on you if I lose, or down on me if I win? Regardless of which, I’m very certain we’ll both enjoy anyway~!

Yang: You fucking bastard!!

Weiss: You revolting pig!

Ruby: You big meanie!

Jaune: Oh! I am so offended by your words! Not because they were particularly mean, but that was seriously the best you come up with?

Neptune: Do you have anything better to do than insult the, Saint, Arc?!

Jaune: Do you have anything better to do than be a massive simp?

Neptune: You… What?!

Jaune: Evidently not…

Blake: Get out of here, Arc! People like you are not welcome here!

Jaune: Wow, you really going to get faunas equality with that kind of hypocrisy? Gods! I understand why this pack of simpleton’s shadow you like the plague, the hell are you doing? Like attracts like I guess.

Pyrrha: I fail to understand why you are so mean to me! Whatever it is I have done to offend you, please tell me what it is, and I shall rectify the problem!

Jaune: Well, I’m offended by your general existence so… Die?

Weiss: WHAT?!

Neptune: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!

Yang: You motherfucker!

Sun: I’m go to string you up like a bunch of bananas!

Ruby: You jerk!

Nora: I’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!!!

Jaune: Oh no… Please don’t… Haa… Whatever. I have better things to do that remind you how fucking stupid you all are. Goodbye, you bunch of intellectual equivalent to house plants.

And, with that, Jaune Arc walked away from them all, flipping the bird as he left as the rest of, Pyrrha’s posse surrounded her spouting off words of comfort to their poor Saint as she could only sadly stare at the back of, Jaune’s head.

~~~

As, Jaune walk down the halls of, Beacon whistling a tune as he went, he found himself in one of the many courtyards of, Beacon where he slowly stopped whistling, and sat down. As he sat down, he looked around him making sure he was alone, before his head fell in his hands as he tiredly groaned into them.

Jaune: Ughhhhhh… This is so exhausting?!

: Don’t worry, everything is going as planned. Relax, our Galant Knight~!

Jaune could feel a pair of arm’s messaging his shoulders as made a soft groan of comfort, he looked up into the burning eyes of his teammate, and one of his secret lovers, Cinder Fall.

Jaune: I know, it’s just so exhausting to be a complete dick to everyone!

Jaune felt a kiss against his cheek as a one, Emerald Sustari snuggled up against him.

Emerald: But, you do it so well! You just walk in, and be a complete douchebag to all of them!

Jaune: Aye, but all three of you know that, that isn’t me.

Jaune felt a hand on his shoulder to his left, and he looked over to see, Neo giving a comforting look.

Jaune: Thanks, Neo. It’s just… It feels like I’m not getting anywhere with her; She still such a goodie two shoes no matter what I do. Ugh… Do I have to be the bad guy here…?

Cinder: I know you don’t like it, Jaune, but it has to be you. Everyone thinks you’re the nicest guy around, someone has to teach the, Saint that the world isn’t all sunshine, and rainbows. And, I’m afraid that person has to be you.

Jaune: Nawww… I don’t wanna do it! Why can’t you do it, you guys can easily be way harsher than I ever could!

Emerald: And, what makes you say that?

Jaune: You’re girls. And, because of my seven sisters, I know how vicious a girl can be to another girl. It’s scary…

Cinder: Haha~! I know we could eviscerate the poor girl, but we can’t do that.

Jaune: And, why is that?

Cinder: Because, Neo is mute, and therefore can’t join is.

Neo: 😕

Emerald: And, we’re too busy pretending we enjoy hanging around those guys as we apologetically remind them all that you are a horrible, horrible person!

Jaune: But, I’m not a huge dick to people!

Emerald: Depending on the context you are~!

Neo: 🥰

Cinder: True, on both accounts. But to, Pyrrha, and the rest of them you are a huge dick.

Jaune: Haa… I understand the importance of the mission, I’m just starting to get worried is all.

Emerald: About what?

Jaune: I’m worried that we’ll fail because it doesn’t seem like I’m getting anywhere.

Cinder: Don’t worry, Jaune. We’re together on this, we can get there I know we can.

Jaune: And, how my mother will kill me if she ever found out I was talking this way to a lady…?

The trio of lover all shared a nervous glance at one another, knowing full well the wrath of the, Arc Matriarch.

Neo: 😫

Emerald: Yeah, it wouldn’t be a quick death.

Cinder: In all honesty; I fear your mother more than failing this mission.

Jaune: Oh gods…

Cinder: Don’t worry, my precious knight… (Kiss) You’ll make it through this~!

Emerald: (Kiss) Don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice calming back massage when we get back to our room.

Neo: 🍆💦 🥴

Jaune: Neo?!

Neo: 🤭

Jaune: Haa… What would I do without you girls~?

Cinder: Lets not answer that, because I’m not sure what we would do without you. Bye~!

Emerald: See you later, Jaune~!

Neo: 😘

Jaune: Till later ladies~!

Jaune waved goodbye as he watched them leave. He say down for a while longer before finally standing up, and giving his stiff muscles a good stretch before getting up. The rest was over, and now it was time for the bad guy to get to work.

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Pyrrha: J-Jaune?

Jaune: Haa… The hell do you want? Hmm? Where’s your little entourage, finally grown a pair to face me yourself?

Pyrrha: I just wanted to talk, without their input on what clearly is a personal matter.

Jaune: Oh? So the little lady has a mind of her own. Colour me surprised; I thought if we turned your head right, we could see the sunlight through your ears!

Pyrrha: I don’t understand! Why do you hate me so much! I fail to see what I did was wrong to you!

Jaune: Do I need a reason?

Pyrrha: W-What?!

Jaune: Do I need a reason to hate someone, or love someone? The answer is no. Sure having a reason rationalizes it so we can focus on why we love, or hate someone, or something. But we don’t need a reason now do we?

Pyrrha: S-So you hate me, because you hate me?

Jaune: No, I don’t hate you, I despise you! There’s a difference.

Pyrrha: What difference does it make?! Why must you hate me.

Jaune: Because I can! And, that’s all that matters in the end! I don’t need a duck reason to hate you, I just do! Happy, I hate you, because I hate you! Can we call it a fay, this pointless conversation is making me tired.

Pyrrha: C-Can’t we work it out? I’m sure if we could…?!

(SLAP!)

Jaune: Shut the fuck up! I don’t care what you say, how hard to cry! I hate you!

Pyrrha: Y-Y-You hit me…? You hit me?!

Jaune: Yeah I did, what are you going to do about it, bitch!

~~~

Cinder, Emerald, and Neo were patiently waiting for the return of their friend/team leader/joint lover in their room. Each waiting to give him a treat for his hard work, and to remind him; that no matter how mean he had to be to the saint, at the end of the day, he was loved.

But suddenly, with no warning what so ever, the door to their room quickly opened, and slammed shut behind them causing all the girls to jump in shock. They all turned to see their precious knight panting heavily as if he had just seen a ghost. They all rushed to him, to see if he was okay.

Neo: 🤨

Emerald: Jaune?! What’s wrong, are you okay?

Cinder: Did, Pyrrha’s cronies finally have enough, and decided to chase you down.

Jaune: Oh gods I wish that was it…?!

Emerald: Than, what happened, Jaune?

Jaune: Okay! S-So, Pyrrha tracked me down… alone… to talk.

Cinder: Without her followers getting in the way?

Emerald: Perfect time to talk with him, about stuff.

Jaune: Y-Yeah, that’s what I thought so too! S-So I decided to really let her have it?!

Emerald: What did you do?

Jaune: I-I-I slapped her…!!

Cinder: Excuse me?

Emerald: You did what now?

Neo: 😬

Jaune: I slapped her!

Cinder: How hard did you slap her? Was it like a light slap to the back of the head or was it?!

(Slap!)

Neo: 😱

Cinder: OWWW?! Damn! That was perfect!

Emerald: It was?!

Cinder: Hurt enough to be shocking, but jot hard enough to leave a mark. Perfect slap!

Emerald: He gets a lot of practice from us~!

Neo: 🥴

Cinder: So then what happened?

Jaune: W-Well I antagonized her; she said you ‘Slapped me.’ i said, ‘What are you going to do about it bitch!’

Emerald: Oh~! Nice!

Neo: 😁👍

Cinder: Then what happened?

Jaune: S-She looked at me w-w-with the most depraved look I’ve ever seen!

Emerald: What?

Jaune: S-She told me to slap her again!

Neo: 😰

Jaune: Only this time I hit her harder, and call her, ‘My bitch!’

Cinder: Wait, what?!

Jaune: G-G-Guys?! T-T-The saint is a masochist! She a freaking masochist! And, she wants me to discipline her?!! Oh gods?! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!

CEN: …

Cinder: The fuck…?!

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Jaune: *To the camera* Today I am in the Forever Fall forest for the trip that they do with the new students. I don't normally come to these things, but after an accident we had 2 years ago I am forced to come.

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2 years ago:

Nora: *On the floor hallucinating* I see a light. It's beautiful~

Jaune: *Worry* What happened?!

Student: Prof. Nora ate all the maple syrup we got and then she fell on the ground.

Jaune: Oh no!

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Jaune: *To the camera* She almost falls into a sugar coma. Luckily I was able to save her. And she is no longer allowed to come on this excursion. The one they sent this time was my good friend, Ren. *he smiles*

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Weiss: Nice to see you, Jaune.

Jaune: Prof. Weiss? What are you doing here? What happened to Ren?

Weiss: Ren got sick. He's going to be in bed all day.

Jaune: Oh... I see. Well, I hope he gets better.

Weiss: Me too.

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Weiss: *To the camera* I gave Ren a bag of super expensive Vacuo tea leaves in exchange for his position on this trip. Why? you ask. Two words: perfect husband.

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Weiss: Hey Jaune, I was thinking while the students get the maple syrup. We can hang out together~

Jaune: But we're already hanging out together, we're chaperones.

Weiss: I meant something more private, I brought a bottle of wine~

Jaune: *Concerned* Wait what?

Weiss: Is from my family's personal harvest. Its aroma is so strong, that you can smell its sweet scent in the distance.

Jaune: *Worry* Weiss, for the love of Oum, don't open that bottle.

Weiss: What? You don't like sweet? Just have a drink. *Opens the bottle*

Jaune: Weiss no!

Weiss: Relax, everything is fine.

In the distance a loud buzz of bees is heard rapidly approaching.

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We'll be right back after some commercials!

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Jaune: "What happen"? After Weiss opened the bottle, she was attacked by a large swarm of small Grimm bees known as the Flying Scorpions, known for for its strong sting.

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Weiss: *With her entire body covered in bandages and in a wheelchair* HM HH HM MHH! (I HATE THIS PLACE!)

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Jaune: And unfortunately for Weiss, not only will she be in my hospital for a week, she's also not allowed to come to the forest anymore. So good for me, more work when I return. *he says sarcastically* Ugh.

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Weiss: Hm, Hmm h hm h hm hh h mm?! H hm mm hmm! (Wait, Jaune is going to take care of me?! I love this place!)

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