I am The Isaiah from The Bible
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Study showing every bisexual with their "forever fan" causes almost 10% of consumer pollution, once again blaming regular people for the work of 100 companies in destroying the planet. :/
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“Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials in a statement echoed by officials in thousands of other towns and cities across the nation, where every single stall in both public and private bathrooms is being currently occupied under the formidable capacities of the single trans individual.
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The Onion had an article about someone with extreme temperature sensitivity and called them "The First Ectothermic Human" and Fox used it to claim that lizard people are real.
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And I ain't afraid to use it.
I made One Joke about Whiskey, decided to sketch it, blacked out, and when I came to again I had This to show for it. Okay then.
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cinnamon rolls, lotus tower edition
(here's to Fang Duobing's canonically high kill count)
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