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mellpenscorner · 1 year
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Hollywood seems Determined™️ to give us everything adjacent to a WinterWidow movie without actually giving us a WinterWidow movie.
Here! After waiting 10 years, have a Black Widow movie that elaborates on her history with the Red Room and the people she met there! (But that doesn't mention Bucky at all and erases any hope of WW having an MCU canon past)
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Here! Have a spy thriller with Sebastian Stan playing opposite his redheaded love interest where a key plot point is him betraying her! (But the redhead isn't Scarlett and the betrayal is real because he's actually evil and not just brainwashed)
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Here! Have a spy rom-com with Chris and Sebastian and ALMOST Scarlett that's wacky and exciting and morbidly funny! (But it's not Scarlett, and she would have been playing opposite Chris anyway)
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HERE! Have a spy thriller romance where the protagonists LOSE THEIR MEMORY but REMEMBER EACH OTHER and go on a MISSION TOGETHER to get REVENGE on the EVIL ORGANIZATION THAT SCREWED THEM OVER! DIRECTED BY JOE AND ANTHONY RUSSO.
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BUT IT'S NOT
FRICKEN
WINTERWIDOW.
Unbelievable.
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msclaritea · 2 years
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Barry Diller's Sexy All-Boy Thanksgiving
Credit where it's due: Barry Diller knows how to vacation. The IAC boss is tightfisted at headquarters, but his holidays are plenty decadent. There's the corporate jet; the giant boat; tropical beaches; and a set of young blonde twins.
Diller's sumptuous tastes are legendary, and the legend has only been bolstered by the spending totals that have emanated from the CEO's internet holding company, like the $4,600 per day IAC spent on his personal travel in 2009. That hedonism annoys Diller's employees, especially now that they haven't seen any raises for three years running—or so we've been told.
Barry Diller's Company-Paid Vacations Must Be Awesome
IAC CEO Barry Diller expensed $1.6 million in personal travel in 2009. ($4,600/day!) That…
But numbers don't paint the picture of Diller's lifestyle — or aggravate the CEO's detractors — nearly as well as pictures do. And for pictures you could do a lot worse than Bryan Fox's Facebook album of Diller's 2009 Thanksgiving getaway to Papua New Guinea, which was recently forwarded to us by an IAC mole. The photos provide an inside look at an enviably posh vacation spent in the company of enticing companions.
The aerial leg of the vacation, apparently conducted via IAC's $45 million Bombardier BD-700, brought together a group of Diller consorts including the media mogul's old friend Sandy Gallin, a former talent manager who once repped Michael Jackson and Barbra Streisand and who, along with Diller and David Geffen, has long been considered a member of Hollywood's gay mafia; Gallin's sometime travel companion Aaron Fox, a young blonde tennis instructor from Los Angeles (favorite TV show: HBO's Hung); Fox's twin brother Bryan, an actor, on whose Facebook these photos were posted; and a couple of other unidentified young men who appear more than happy to travel in style to the other end of the earth.
After disembarking from the IAC jet on the island, the boys then transferred to Diller's 300-foot boat, the world's largest sailing vessel, which the media mogul bought for $200 million several years ago.
Barry Diller's Carpet
We don't resent the IAC billionaire's lavish lifestyle. If Diller wants to spend $200m on …
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Then came some watersports, including snorkeling, waterskiing, and high-diving off the massive boat's bow.
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Meet the guy backing Everything Everywhere All At Once, the sweet, wholesome Indy from the little Art House which hardly anyone had even heard of, A24. Now maybe people will get:
1. Why it's being pushed so hard and pretty specifically shadowed Doctor Strange into the theaters and
2. Why Hollywood and their award shows are simply not worth it anymore. All of these spoiled, fat cats are basically just buying awards for their projects.
We saw what happened last year. That time, it was Scientology, who through Smith got the 'DIVERSE' Western, Harder made, to compete and throw shade at The Power of The Dog, eventually leading to them arranging for all of the season to go to Smith. This is what they do, now. Don't give the SAG, People's Choice, BAFTA or Oscars the time of day. A few guys in wet suits choking on cigars have already decided who wins this year. ( AND THEY ARE ALL CONSERVATIVE)
I loved the Oscars as a kid. I had no idea the whole of Hollywood had gotten this bad.
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updownlately · 8 months
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say my name (and everything just stops)
| alessia russo x reader
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“What do you think?”
Doing a little spin, Alessia modelled her dress for you.
Eyes widening at the sight before you, you let your gaze trace over the striker, loving the way the black cloth fit. 
You knew your girlfriend could make anything look gorgeous, but this? This took the win by a landslide- easily being one of your most favourite outfits of hers. 
You were about to tell Alessia as much, mouth opening to speak right as she spoke.
“I bought it because I thought it would look great on your bedroom floor…”
Taking a second to comprehend what Alessia had just said, you blushed at the words. 
Head turning to the side in a vain effort to not get flustered, your tongue pushed into your cheek as an impressed look crossed your face.
You forgot what you were about to say moments earlier, just barely collecting yourself to look back over at Alessia, a small shrug and raised eyebrows your only response.
An amused smile shone on the blonde’s face, the Gunner deciding to tease you a bit more, obsessed with the rosy hue that always coated your cheeks at even the slightest flirtations
“I mean, if you’re having doubts, we can always test it out and see how you like it…”
At this point you didn’t know what to say, too flabbergasted with your girlfriend’s forwardness.
Biting her own lip to hide a smile, Alessia eyed you carefully, heart melting as your blush reddened, head ducking, eyes downcast as you dug your toe into the floor.
Deciding to take it a step further, she stepped forward to where you stood, taking your slightly shaky hands in her own, placing them on her shoulders as hers promptly went to your waist. 
If your brain had been glitching before, it was definitely short-circuiting now. 
Mouth opening and closing a few times, you willed words to come out but there was nothing but pure silence, silent pining and anticipation thrumming in your veins. 
It was at your fourth impression of a fish out of water that Alessia decided to put you out of your misery- or into more misery if you were asked.
Whispering your name into the space between you, the footballer tugged you closer to her, closing the gap between your bodies. 
All you could feel now was Alessia. Her hair slightly tickling your ear. Her strawberry perfume overwhelming you in the best way possible. Her slight exhales against your own. All you knew was Alessia, Alessia, Alessia- the rest of the world fading away in that moment.  
Only a fraction of a hair of space between you both, your bodies pressed together in the dim room, you could feel your heartbeat start to race even faster.
“Less…” Your exhale was quiet, only heard because the blonde was as near as she was.
You got a hum in response, the girl in question only bringing your faces closer. 
“Did you know I absolutely love the way my name falls from your lips? I can even think of a few circumstances where I’d absolutely die for it…preferably when a bed’s involved…”
By now your brain was mush- complete and utter mush.
Closing your eyes, you willed yourself to keep it together, nervous for where this could go. 
Swallowing hard, you let your forehead fall against the hers. 
“God…”
“Not my name but I guess I don’t mind being called that for a night…”
You let out a quiet huff, mind frenzied in the most pleasant way. 
“Please…” You couldn’t help the plea that fell from your lips, your body completely surrendering without even so much as thinking of anything past this point.
“Please what?”
Taking a deep breath in, you considered backing out now, stepping away, pretending none of this happened, saving your dignity before you nearly started begging.
Your decision, however, was made for you, the grip on your waist tightening ever so slightly- the gentle pressure heady. 
“Please just kiss me…” Your lips were nearly brushing hers as you spoke.
“Yeah? Or what?”
You groaned in response, before not able to handle the flirting and now the teasing.
“Lessi…please…”
You were at the point beyond recovery, too far gone in the intoxicating presence of Alessia around you, the feel of her, her touch, her closeness, to care now.
You tried again…the first ask futile.
“Alessia…”
“Or what?”
You could feel the smile on your blonde’s face, the grin growing with each second.
Mind barely snapping out of it, you managed to form a somewhat coherent sentence, more words than what you had strung out in the past few minutes. 
“Fuck around and find out then…” The teasing threat was clear as your hold on her strengthened. 
“Let’s just fuck around, yeah?”
Feeling the striker close the gap, you let yourself be consumed by the following kiss, being gently pulled towards your shared bed, trusting Alessia as she guided you. 
Glad that your best friend was that and everything more, you followed her blindly, letting the electricity in the room charge you, patience and anticipation of the night to come exciting you. 
Yeah, this was definitely your most favourite dress of hers. 
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izloveshorses · 23 days
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on va voir. if you even care.
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writebackatya · 27 days
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Do you ever think about how The Looney Tunes Show gave Daffy Duck a girlfriend who was honestly great for him, played off of his comedic antics so damn well and not to mention other characters like Lola and Bugs, and yet Warner Bros. Did NOTHING with Tina Russo after the show ended!??
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softhairedhotch · 22 days
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do you think there's gonna be a scene where maddie goes to josh about buck being bi? like she's supportive of course but she's just like "hey um how do i support a... friend who's just come out as bi?" and he's like "does this friend have a name?" and she kinda brushes it off and goes "i know that them coming out doesn't change anything but is there anything i can, yknow, do? to be supportive i mean" and josh goes "omg it's buck isn't it? your brother just came out to you? is it him?" and she gives him a look and he apologises and then immediately goes "is he single 😏" and she lightly slaps his arm and goes "josh this is serious!" and he laughs and just tells her to make sure she doesn't treat him any differently because of it and to love him all the same and everything will be fine... but really, is he single?
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luukka · 7 months
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✨️ Warner bros and Betty Boop ✨️
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That's no joke the best version of Betty Boop in my style
I'm not very cartoon-ish yet but it's better now so it's cool hehe I just need to do more exaggerated expressions work and that will be even better ! 😤
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tealottie · 11 months
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reblog if you're hopelessly in love with Daffy (i am)
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jde-kiyoshi · 1 year
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Been a while since I did any Loonatics stuff. And I intend to do more soon. Had this idea of the Loonatics dealing with another time-related incident. Only this time, they actually travel, albeit unintentionally. Also, I created my own original villain! That's rare. Was gonna use Time Skip, but I decided to just create one. His name's Dr. Slick-Tock! Lame, I know :p So, the Loonatics are investigating weird stuff related to time travel and the villain behind it intends to take over the world through time travel. They won't let that happen! While they're fighting Dr. Slick-Tock, the doctor messed around with the magic hourglass and they all get scattered through time, but Rip managed to hold on and now he's having a tug-of-war moment with the doctor. Meanwhile the rest of the team take in the weird surroundings. Here are the time periods they're stuck in: Ace - Feudal Japan (1603-1868) Lexi - Ancient Greece (500 BC–323 BC) Duck - Wild West (1865-1890) Tech - Regency Era (1811-1820) Slam - Ancient Rome (27 BC-476 AD) Rev - The 1980s (1980-1989) Jacques - The Age of Exploration (1558-1603) Tori - The Roaring 20s (1920-1929) Rip - Some Post-Apocalyptic era (????-????) Let's hope the guys actually get to go home and stop Dr. Slick-Tock!
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chainingeris · 4 months
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Sketch commission for a good friend on Discord
Daffy tries to delay the wedding to the first day of Spring
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mellpenscorner · 2 years
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The Gray Man (2022) and Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Directors Joe and Anthony Russo, writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, and composer Henry Jackman have all come together again to present Netflix’s The Gray Man. I, for one, am super pumped.
(Top right screencap is from the Russo-directed Captain America: Civil War)
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vee-nyx · 3 days
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unhappy 5 year anniversary to the worst character assassination ever committed and the martyrdom of a completely undeserving man-child
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luz-bi-love · 4 months
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IT’S HERE
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domono08 · 4 months
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So last night, I got bored and decided to make a new Oc. But the weirdest thing was that I decided to merge both Robotboy and Tina Russo together and made her a Loonatics Unleashed OC named Maria Russo
Maria Russo, descendant of Tina Russo is a tech genius who who’s a student from Ruegger Tech University. In her spare time,Maria made a mech suit designed to be a weapon for assault combat purposes. Instead of selling to the army like a dumbass she became a superhero fighting crime whenever trouble arises. The suit is pack with all sorts of abilities such as flight, enhanced strength,enhanced speed, super sonic waves, arm cannons, build in light vision, Infrared vision, and Forcefield. She’s likes building weapons, playing video games, watching The Big Bang Theory, and eating Ramen cup noodles. She also has a small crush on Duck, not that he’ll pay attention to her.
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blowflyfag · 6 months
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WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION MAGAZINE :  JANUARY 1996
Remember the Name… and You Will… GOLDUST 
By Vince Russo 
If you’ve ever been to the corner of Hollywood and Vine, you know exactly what I’m talking about. As darkness blankets the sky and the warm glow of the moon filters the earth below, they all crawl out from under the marble stars. Who they are, or WHAT they are, I have no idea! Hollywood’s children–I guess. Green hair, purple hair, HIGH, STIFF hair, kabuki makeup, black lipstick and pierced EVERYTHING! They claim to be the “real” stars of Hollywood. Not the fictitious celluloid legends that are born and eventually die on the big screen, but the living, breathing souls who inhabit that sacred boulevards of Tinseltown. They’re the unknown stars of the street that literally “live to be seen.”
Goldust. Hollywood. In his mind, he is unquestionably the greatest star that the world has ever known. He has seen all the “so-called” legends come and go, but none–NONE–even come close to the glamor, the glitz, the grace of… SSSSSSSSSSSSS, GOLDUST. Fact or Fiction? You have to make the call yourself–but not until this editor throws his two movie stubs in! 
Will Goldust be successful in bringing his legend to the World Wrestling Federation, or will he simply be a box-office bust? That is the question that both moviegoers and Federation fans across the country are asking. However, in order to come up with the ending of this movie, you first need to see–AND UNDERSTAND–all of the scenes that precede it. 
Act 1–In the opening, you must first understand that Goldust is indeed a MAN. Not a man wanting to be his Aunt Edna, but a real, true, bona fide MAN! Based strictly on his appearance, many of you reading this column have called him many things–from a Liberace wannabe (who chooses to have long, golden hair rather than the stiff, hairsprayed pompadour look) to the president of the “To Wrong-Fu, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, Fan Club!” Do you understand what it is that I’m trying to say? I mean, I’m saying it in the nicest way that I know how! Goldust is neither of those things. He IS a MAN! A 100 percent male Caucasian! 
Act 2–So then, if he is a man, then what type of man is he? Good question. I like to explain it by saying that Goldust simply has a SEVERE case of “Hollywood on the Brain.” If you understand that, then you will have a much better hold on his outrageous personality. Granted, on the surface it appears that he may be a few stars short of Hollywood Boulevard, but according to him, not only does he have it all together but that star-studded street isn’t even big enough to carry his precious star! So, now if you understand the first two acts–MAN with HOLLYWOOD ON BRAIN–we should be able to go on. If not, go back and study the lines! 
Act 3–OK, so now we know he is a MAN with HOLLYWOOD ON BRAIN–BUT the mystery remains: Can he wrestle? Well, based on his In Your House premiere where he slew the “villain” Marty Jannetty and his “Battle of the Legends” match where he edited out Savio Vega, I would have to say that I give his wrestling ability rave reviews! The MAN with HOLLYWOOD ON BRAIN can PERFORM! Don’t be fooled by the golden locks, Mr. DeMille. Once Goldust rips off that bleached blond hairpiece, he becomes a ruthless, vicious actor–or wrestler. He’s menacing, evil–what every big-screen bad guy WANTS to be! He punishes his opponents in much the same way that Siskel and Ebert punish B-rated films! He literally TAKES NO PRISONERS. In my opinion, the Survivor Series will be no different. Bam Bam Bigelow may simply serve as just one of the “projects” on the 14K road that leads to the inevitable Goldust BLOCKBUSTER!
Conclusion–I’m one who hates to give away endings, but in this case I will. In the opinion of this editor, Goldust will soon be wearing yet even more gold! He may not have yet reached “leading man” status here in the World Wrestling Federation, but the Intercontinental Championship may be only a few scenes away. 
Lights, camera, action–remember the name–AND YOU WILL–GOLDUST!
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lokiinmediasideblog · 7 months
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I love Loki so much but his stans are exhausting. They convinced themselves that Marvel hates Loki personally for being popular and taking the spotlight from the heroes (as if they care about what about the franchise gets popular as long as it keeps viewers) and are giving him bad storylines on purpose to punish his fans. I've seen them unironically use the word misandry twice when talking about Marvel's treatment of him, one of which even said that the MCU has a "bias against white males". You can't make that shit up.
They make it so embarrasing to be a Loki stan, which I am. I know exactly which Tumblr user you're referring to. I refer to them as salty, and you can tell from their speech patterns they're the ones always sending anons complaining about the Loki series in anti Sylki blogs.I want to yell at them that misandry isn't real and that white men are not oppressed.
And I say this as someone that holds a grudge towards most or maybe all of the directors in anything MCU!Loki related. As I've said before, I only watch MCU stuff for Loki. I especially loathe Joss Whedon for the Germany scene in A1 cus yea, let's compare the formerly queer-coded and now canonically queer character to N*zis, and second are the Russos for killing Loki off like that and being annoying about it in interviews, and their cringey gay Russo bs. I don't like other directors either, but my dislike is not as bad as those I've mentioned.
Also, Joss Whedon is a racist that fucked over Ray Fisher and a creep. So may he rot in hell.
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