i LOVE when a group consisting fully of heterosexual writers decide to make a male also heterosexual character but they want to write silly little jokes as well to make the character interesting and funny. and they see gay people's existence as a joke. so they made that "heterosexual" man the gayest most flamboyant man in the history of ever for shits and giggles. and they're like haha that's funny right! this is funny! because he's a Regular Straight Guy but he's performing this Gay Acts which is gross and stupid, isn't this funny? why aren't you laughing? meanwhile the queers are staring at the character like this
if the dragon age writers really wanted me to kill anders they shouldnt have put him on a little crate like that. you have everyone freaking out about the chantry boom and it’s all dramatic but in the background there’s this sad, sopping wet cat of a man sitting so politely. i mean-
how could i ever harm him
[Image ID: Sketch of Anders from Dragon Age sitting on a crate tiredly staring into the distance. An arrow points at him with text that says “Just a little guy” with a sympathetic frowny face. He is depicted small in relation to the image size. ./ End ID]
In the midst of this Hunger Games Renaissance here and on TikTok, I am a little upset that I have yet to see someone do a Hunger Games Version of the "Every Friend Group should include" sound. So since I am currently off TikTok for the sake of my mental health (I've been stuck on PoliTikTok since the Nashville shooting), I have decided to do it myself here.
Every Friend group should include:
A mean Bisexual
An even meaner Lesbian
He/Theys
She/Theys
A Token Straight that's on Thin Ice
(Or if you want to exclude the Prim Reaper from the Friend group)