#ace friendly

[aspec-friendly-uquiz]

Literally just asking you whether a name comes from Shakespeare or Pokémon.

#uquiz #ace friendly #aro friendly #sex free #romance free #submission #this was really hard! #i literally did worse than random guessing (43%) #no timed questions #no zodiac questions #gender neutral

[shootingmorningstar]

Anon, I am so sorry .ᐟ I accidentally posted your request wayyyyy too early and had to delete it .ᐟ That being said, thank you so much .ᐟ My favorite part of writing is getting to see it resonate with others, so comments like these really make my day. Anyways, let me just say that I love this rq. You're right, that's such a funny scenario.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀Alastor With a Vee!Reader .ᐟ

You hadn't expected to climb the ranks at Voxtek. Really, you hadn't. You started off as nothing more than one of the many assistants Vox seems to get off by yelling at. Just another spineless sinner that would probably end up selling their soul to one of the three overlords, more than likely your boss.

That is exactly how your friendship with Alastor started out, actually. It wasn't too often you got a day off -- there isn't exactly any form of worker protection in hell -- so you were delighted to be able to take a stroll through Pentagram City. Maybe you could buy a new dress, or even stop by Rosie's Emporium .ᐣ Any hopes you'd had of a nice peaceful day were dashed, however, by your boss' face lighting up your cellphone.

Ugh, he was calling you .ᐣ Really, on your one day off .ᐣ Nevermind, of course he was. It seems you signed away your right to any peace the moment you became an employee under the VoxTek name.

Answering it with a simple ❛ how can I help you, sir .ᐣ ❜ had resulted in a frustrated yell so loud it resembled the high pitched screech two electronic devices echoed when forced near each other. He wasted no time in telling you a report you hadn't even written was absolute garbage and that you needed to come in and fix it now.

Or, at least, that's what you assume he was going to say. He'd gotten no farther than ❛ in ❜ before a shadow crept up on your phone, promptly ending the call.

Confused, you spin around to see Alastor. The Radio Demon, one of the most powerful sinners to ever be sent to Hell . . . . had ended your phone call .ᐣ

Now you were even more confused. You knew both Alastor and Vox despised each other -- that much had been made clear a little bit after the second to last extermination with your bosses power play becoming a duet.. battle .ᐣ

That much was public information but why in Hell's name would he ever interfere with a phone call .ᐣ He hated modern technology. You're spared from your confusion, though, when a staticky voice crackles to life in front of you. ❛ Why on Earth would you ever allow him to speak to you in that manner, dear .ᐣ ❜

From that day forward you began to see Alastor more and more, each time with a new piece of advice he had to offer you on dealing with such a terrible boss. It was absolutely orchestrated on Alastor's part, but either you didn't realize or just couldn't bring yourself to care. What you absolutely realize, though is that Alastor's advice is working. Each little bit of information he gives you dives a little bit deeper on how to deal with Vox -- how to actually have a backbone against his outrageous demands.

Fearing one day that you might push back just a little too hard and be met with the lethal force of an angry Overlord, Alastor gives you a tiny, what appears to be hand carved wooden radio. Your fear is warranted and he knows it -- you wouldn't be the first VoxTek employee to end as nothing more than a written off casualty. The idea is simple ; speak the demon's name into his namesake if any of the Vee's put you in danger and he would come to your aid.

The little trinket acts as a security blanket. From that day forward you tell Vox what you think of his ideas and where exactly he can shove the piles of paperwork he didn't feel like doing and rather pushed to you.

And Vox is impressed. You can't speak to him the way you do without being Velvette or Valentino. He doesn't know whether you're spunky or foolish, but he decides he doesn't care which. He also decides you're wasted as a secretary. In no time you're rising the ranks, going from secretarial supervisor, managing the entire office, all the way to Vox's personal assistant, making yourself known as VoxTek's rising star.

As his assistant, you find yourself attending meetings with the other Vee's often -- and to your surprise, they like you. Especially Velvette. Enough to demand Vox to share.

That's how you became a member of one of the most feared groups in Hell, the newest Vee, their underdog assistant. You take on responsibilities from all three of them, keeping them running smoothly.

All the while you're finding time to go out with Alastor for tea and a stroll through Cannibal Town. He usually despises physical contact, so you can't seem to understand why he wrapped his arm around your waist as you walked .ᐣ

What you hadn't seen was the sinner with their phone out, camera pointed at you and ready to snap a shot of Hell's newest Vee hanging out with their sworn enemy. The picture explodes on social media before Vox can get it under control, and before he knows it it's being reposted to Sinstagram twice for every one he deletes. He's outraged, calling you and demanding an answer. Alastor has long thought of this, though -- so as the two of you planned, he pretends to walk away, leaving the view of the cameras Vox is undoubtedly watching you on before using his magic to cut them off.

It's then you explain that you'd befriended the Radio Demon 'for the Vee's' in hopes of 'gaining intel to sabotage him and his Hotel.' It's a lie, but it appeals to Vox's sense of hatred for Alastor enough to slip by undetected. The idea of finding out his enemies secrets thrills him, actually.

Continuing your friendship has never been easier. Occasionally, you'll ask Alastor an overly intrusive question, he'll reply with a falsehood and you both try not to snicker as you try to act like you're trying to go behind his back to report the answer to Vox.

To be honest . . . Velvette and Valentino don't really seem to care half as much about Alastor as Vox does. They're very interested in the power felling him would bring them and so your fake spy mission does please them, but seeing you beside him didn't really send them into a frenzy like it does Vox. Velvette makes a comment about you trying to get him to change -- ❛ seriously, I know the cunt's all about avoiding cameras, but has he got to avoid mirrors, too .ᐣ that cane went out of style before radio .ᐟ ❜ and that's the end of it.

Alastor had intended you to serve as a tool against the Vee's from the very start, but I think he genuinely does enjoy your company. Sure, most of his motivations are self driven and semi-sociopathic at times, but he isn't incapable of making genuine bonds. His friendship with Rosie seems to be strong, and he's at the least fond of Mimzy and Niffty.

It surprises him regardless. He doesn't even have to be sneaky about his true intentions to you -- you know what he wants and gladly comply all the while enjoying his company. I imagine he enjoys having someone to dish into all of the Vee's shortcomings with, too.

The way I personally interpret this dynamic is platonic, but if it were to step into romantic territory, Alastor would need to be the one to approach it. He has little to no romantic desires or attraction, so I think any sort of confession would be a major turn-off from him. He wouldn't react well to others feelings being pushed onto him. However, if he were to bring it up, you're plenty patient enough to wait while he figures things out. You dealt with Vox's verbal abuse for years, this is lightwork in comparison.

Platonic or romantic doesn't matter, what does is the excitement you get when Alastor picks you up from work at VoxTek HQ and the amusement you share when you hear the sound of a monitor shattering from Vox's office.

If you were ever to be found out and stripped of your title, you have an ally and friend in Alastor, and that's by far the most meaningful thing to come from your work.

Hi, hi .ᐟ Another post out. I've been thinking on this rq ever since I got it and I think this is a good way to both show how evil and manipulative Alastor can be while also having fun. Alastor is a character that is so hard, at least to me, to keep in character while doing x r.eaders. I hope this sits well with any Alastor stans reading this .ᐟ

As always, let me know what you think .ᐟ Hearing back from you guys keeps me writing. Enjoy ♡ .ᐟ

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor x reader #kinda #platonic alastor x reader #aro friendly #ace friendly #aroace character #this prompt kinda escaped me sorry anon #i just can't see alastor having a friend in the vees and not using it to his advantage #i aim to stay as in character as i can #aroace alastor #hazbin alastor

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: stalwart sun, wily moon

Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want. That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner. Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail. Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

Length: 369,866 words

AO3 Rating: Mature

Best for: Safe in Public, Slow Burn, Human AU

Triggers: Past Abuse, Violence

Read it here, fic by dustnhalos

Note: this is a locked work you must be logged into AO3 to view

*Minor Spoilers* This one was recommended to me by @aq-uatic! I had just posted about Fakes and Forgeries, which is another art thief AU, so they sent this one over for me to read! This story is a powerhouse! Not only does it boast a very engaging plot, but it is also well-researched and well-planned! A true epic.

The length of this story is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, I loved the rich details and care put into the descriptions of artworks and settings, making it very easy to immerse myself in the world. I was also grateful that the climax of the story unfolded slowly, without rushing through towards the end. Having details gradually presented made the payoffs even greater. On the other hand, sometimes it became a little too wordy for its own good, crossing a line where it started to feel like a Wikipedia page. Additionally, it wasn't the right time and place for me when I tried reading it in shorter increments during breaks between working and cleaning. I was getting frustrated by the slow plot progression in those 20-30 minute spans. Once I committed to only reading this in larger blocks of time, I had a lot more fun with it! (ironic note to make on an extremely wordy rec post eh?)

I particularly loved the characterizations in this one. I found all of the side characters to be excellently written and, more importantly, welcome. There was never a moment when I felt annoyed by the appearance of a side character. The relationship between Aziraphale and Crowley is integral, but their plot line isn't the only one worth reading. Canon characters are conveniently rewritten into their new places, but don't just feel like names attached to OCs. Deep down, they remain the characters we know, just with new backstories. Warlock was a particular favorite of mine. Speaking of OCs, they're great here! I was very intrigued by the new characters, and their histories to our characters. Crowley's backstory was heartbreaking, and I loved the mystery of putting all the pieces together.

One small note I'll make about Aziraphale and Crowley: my favorite detail of their relationship in this story was their passion for fashion. It's refreshing to see Aziraphale described as fashionable rather than merely 'old-fashioned'. He possesses his own sense of style and takes great pride in it, which was very much appreciated. The fact that they can keep up with each other in style, knowledge, and culture, was so enjoyable.

Safe in public, but keep in mind what I said about pacing. Maybe shorter blocks work for you, but for me I really needed those longer sessions with this. It's also written as ace friendly! The mature tag is for violence/themes there is no sexual content here. Oh and this features amazing artwork as well!! I actually recognized many of the pieces included and had no idea they were tied to this story! I really enjoyed this story, and I'm constantly impressed with the stories you guys come up with.

Read it here, fic by dustnhalos

#good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens fanfic #fanfic rec #aziracrow #good omens fic rec #aziraphale x crowley #stalwart sun wily moon #dustnhalos #extra long #no spice #slow burn #human au #safe in public #criminal au #artist au #one sitting #antique au #ace friendly

[s3x-repulsed-warnings-and-recs]

Shows that I’ve watched with none-to-few sex scenes

(Part 1)

Merlin (2008)

- No sex scenes in the entire series

IMDB Summery: These are the brand new adventures of Merlin, the legendary sorcerer as a young man, when he was just a servant to young Prince Arthur on the royal court of Camelot, who has soon become his best friend, and turned Arthur into a great king and a legend.

Reasons I liked:

- its gay (in my heart and in the magic metaphor)

- slow burn enemies to best friends (to lovers /j)

- kinda spooky sometimes ??

- homophobic (magic metaphor) dad gets what he deserves 

Criminal Minds (2005)

[I do not recommend this show if you are triggered by discussion or depiction of sexual assault, or excessive violence. There’s a list of episode specific warnings at the bottom of this section. ]

[if you're looking for an episodic investigative type show with a much more funny and light-hearted tone that also has an autistic coded main character with the name Spencer (insert doofenshmirtz nickel meme here), Psych is pretty great]

- many episodes revolve around sex related crimes but these can be easily skipped over without missing many plot details

- some implied scenes where people have sex- characters kissing very passionately -but there are few and can be easily skipped over without missing many plot details

IMDB Summery: The cases of the F.B.I. Behavioral Analysis Unit (B.A.U.), an elite group of profilers who analyze the nation's most dangerous serial killers and individual heinous crimes in an effort to anticipate their next moves before they strike again.

Reasons I liked:

- its an anthology (I love anthologies)

- good actors playing interesting characters

- spencer reid is asexual and no one can convince me otherwise

TWs: this is a list of possible triggers relating to harm to children, harm to animals, and sexual assault for each episode. I pulled it from a comment on reddit by u/princessgalaxy43 on this post. I’d also recommend taking a look at Does The Dog Die?’s page on Criminal Minds before you watch.

Literally any cartoon that is targeted at kids

My Recommendations:

- Dead End: Paranormal Park

IMDB Summery: Two teens and a talking pug team up to battle demons at a haunted theme park and maybe even save the world from a supernatural apocalypse.

Reasons I liked:

(I haven’t finished it yet I’m sorry)

- its gay & trans!!!

- spooky

- neurodivergent rep

- The Owl House

IMDB Summery: Accidentally sent to the world of the Boiling Isles before a trip to summer camp, a teenage human named Luz longs to become a witch, with the rebellious Eda and pint-sized demon King at her aid.

Reasons I liked:

- its gay

- I relate to the characters 

- cool magic system

- also a cool magic school that isn’t homo/transphobic

- character development

- Gravity Falls

IMDB Summery: Twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines spend the summer at their great-uncle's tourist trap in the enigmatic Gravity Falls, Oregon.

Reasons I liked:

- it’s gravity falls

- cool villian

- ~mystery~

- nice sibling duo

- Steven Universe

IMDB Summery: A team of intergalactic warriors fights to protect the Earth, but the combination of three highly trained beings and one quirky young boy leaves the team struggling to overcome the dangerous scenarios that are put in front of them.

Reasons I liked:

- it’s gay

- there’s banger music

- steven is the sweetest person on the planet

- Infinity Train 

(highly recommend, it’s underrated)

IMDB Summery: Various people find themselves on a mysterious train with an endless number of cars, each one being its own universe, and they must find a way to get home in this animated anthology series.

Reasons I liked: 

- interesting concept

- good characters

- cool character design

- it’s an anthology (i love anthologies)

-  Over The Garden Wall 

(also highly recommend, also underrated but probably because it’s a limited series)

IMDB Summery: Two brothers find themselves lost in a mysterious land and try to find their way home.

Reasons I liked:

- cool character designs

- elijah wood can voice act ?!

- singing frog

- villian is an eldritch horror

#asexual #sex repulsed #tv #tv shows #tv recommendations #lgbt #lgbtq #ace #merlin #bbc merlin #criminal minds #over the garden wall #infinity train #steven universe #gravity falls #the owl house #dead end paranormal park #asexual friendly #ace friendly

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Errasexual Pride Flag

Erra-: a label in which ones attraction has partially or fully vanished.

Flag designed by Fandom user itz henka gacha from Asexuals Wiki.

#errasexual #errassexual #pride flag #asexual #mod ap #acespec #ace spectrum #ace-spec #assexual #erasexual #erassexual #mogai #liom flag #flags #asexuals #aces #ace friendly #ace positivity #asexual positivity #erra- #errattractional #erraromantic #erraplatonic #erranattractional #erranattraction #erratraction

[insomanic-fanfication]

#tumblr polls #tim drake x gender neutral reader #gender neutral reader #fanfiction #ace friendly #sex? no sex only plot #dc comics

[aspec-friendly-quotev]

no romance, no sex. mentions being attractive but can be only how you feel attractive.

one of the results is "object"

no lyric questions, no color questions

#aroace friendly #ace friendly #aro friendly

[nyaagolor]

I like to think that the WAA is super haunted because the ghost lawyers got bored and want smth to do

#phoenix wright #mia fey #diego armando #apollo justice #godot #ace attorney #Phoenix makes the house very ghost friendly. There’s a whiteboard and bells and a bunch of stuff they can use to communicate #Mia is actually helpful with cases and uses the bells and whiteboard to help Phoenix when he’s stuck or missing smth #Diego just waits until Phoenix makes a dumb conclusion and dumps coffee on his head or flickers the lights bc he’s an asshole #mod vex #comic #vex art

[pokimoko]

People seemed to really like last year's critters, so I'm back to celebrate Ace Week again with some more simple little artworks of silly little creatures. ✨Keep being amazing, fellow aces.✨

#ace week #ace week 2022 #asexual week #asexual #asexual artist #ace #lgbtqia+ #lgbtq+ #asexuality #my art #ace flag #rat #bat #(...just now realising those rhyme) #(realising if I include the cat from last year that's three that rhyme; the magpie is now the odd one out huh) #minimal art #digital art #art #cute art #ace community #aspec #aspec friendly #vector art #love how ace weeks happens around halloween #let's me get a bit spooky with it #also blanket permission to use these as icons if you want to #critter series

[crowwwzy]

Lay all your love on me ~

#friendly word of advice #don’t listen to ABBA while thinking of the #gay lawyers #lay all your love on me #?! #come oooooon #crowzy art #ace attorney fanart #wrightworth #narumitsu

[triptych-of-voids]

happy manwhore monday to those who celebrate

#no nudity for you guys sorry but i had so much fun coloring the last drawing i had to do it again #also. not relevant here at all but #here is your friendly reminder that every time i draw medic hes trans and ace yippee ^^ #neway! #doodles #team fortress 2 #tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 medic

[aspec-friendly-uquiz]

jumpscare warning for the answers but the quiz itself is a nice little journey ✨️

#uquiz #ace friendly #aro friendly #sex free #romance free #submission #no timed questions #no zodiac questions #gender neutral #what the fuck op

[3scapethevoid]

A dose of validation for a-spec identities!

You're valid if you're aplatonic and don't have friends!

You're valid if you're aplatonic and do have friends!

You're valid if you're afamilial and aren't close with your family and/or familial figures OR don't have any!

You're valid if you're afamilial and are close with your family and/or familial figures if you have any!

You're valid if you're aqueerplatonic and don't engage in queerplatonic relationships!

You're valid if you're aqueerplatonic and do engage in queerplatonic relationships!

You're valid if you're aromantic and don't engage in romantic relationships!

You're valid if you're aromantic and do engage in romantic relationships!

You're valid if you're asexual and don't engage in sexual relationships/intercourse!

You're valid if you're asexual and do engage in sexual relationships/intercourse!

You're valid if you're the 'stereotype' of your label!

You're valid if you have any label that 'contradicts' with your actions/feelings!

You're valid if you aren't a-spec or don't consider yourself a-spec or don't use labels but are still attraction-repulsed, ambivalent, or whatever!

You can't control what you do and don't feel and no one else should either, be proud of who you are, no matter how 'absurd' or 'unnatural' it is to others. You are all valid! <3

#lgbtq #mogai friendly #aspectrum #aspec #aspec positivity #asexual #aplatonic #aromantic #afamilial #aqueerplatonic #ace #aroace #aro #arospec #aro pride #acespec #ace pride #aplatonic pride #aplatonispec #aquaspec #afamspec #lgbtqiia+ #lgbtqplus #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbtqia #mogai pride #mogai #liom pride #liom

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: Five Times Aziraphale Saved Crowley From A Bad Date (And One Time He Didn't)

Crowley had no idea why he said yes. Seriously, what? A date? At his age? Why? Crowley really should know better than going on dates with humans. He doesn't, though. Luckily, Aziraphale usually turns up just in time to get him out of it.

Length: 13,311 words

AO3 Rating: Teen and Up

Best for: Pick-me-up, Safe in Public, Fluff, Comedy

Triggers: Attempted non-con (small scene)

Read it here, fic by MickyRC

*Minor Spoilers* Insert a million happy hearts emojis here. This is super cute fluff. 5 times Aziraphale saves Crowley from bad dates, and the one time Crowley saves Aziraphale. I love the light and humorous tone here. It’s not a comedy, but the author has a witty voice that keeps this upbeat and entertaining. I appreciate that the author uses the word count wisely, relying on us to fill in context when needed. I don’t always need 3 million paragraphs about how Crowley secretly feels about Aziraphale, we know that. This story understands that and lets us fill in some blanks. I also just love how easy this is. It’s not a struggle for them to come together in the end. It’s happiness and laughter, and sometimes that’s what you need from a story. Nothing explicit, completely safe in public and aspec friendly. After you read this go back and look at all the fanart you’ve reblogged of Aziraphale and Crowley dancing. You’ll want to keep thinking about it.

Read it here, fic by MickyRC

#good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens fanfic #fanfic rec #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens fic rec #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable idiots #pick me up #safe in public #fluff #dancing #past partner #short #no spice #pre s2 #ace friendly

[s3x-repulsed-warnings-and-recs]

here to recommend

Psych

8 Seasons

stream on Apple TV, Peacock, Prime Video (or here 🏴‍☠️ )

PG-13* show, some sexual jokes & such, passionate kissing, nothing explicit at all

(on IMDB the US rating is PG, but the Apple TV rating is TV-14, so idk)

I do normally skip the second scene in the first episode cause it makes me uncomfy, 2:01-3:35, (spoiler summary) Shawn makes out on a coach with a girl, the TV is on, he notices on the news that they're covering a recent murder in the town and interviewing a local, he calls the police to say that the person they were interviewing on the news is the killer

IMDB summary:   When a novice sleuth convinces the police he has psychic powers, he and his reluctant best friend are hired on as consultants to help solve complicated cases.   

Genre: comedy-drama

reasons to watch it:

- it’s an anthology (I love anthologies)

- it is genuinely hilarious

- there's a movie musical that never takes itself seriously whatsoever

- Shawn & Gus’s dynamic never stops being entertaining

- Shawn canonically has ADHD!

- Along with Lassiter canonically being pansexual, he is considered by many to be autistic coded!

#asexual #asexual friendly #ace friendly #ace #tv recommendations #aroace #sex repulsed #psych #psych show #psych 2006 #pansexual

[acetier]

another elden ring art dump feat. torin & friends

#elden ring #elden ring oc #tarnished #confessor #torin #ace draws #d hunter of the dead #rya #zorayas #melina #friends who are not varre #yes torin and darian are very friendly :) #for now :) #he's having a great time and everything is fine i promise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #entertaining myself until the dlc drops in june #just some stuff that has accumulated over the past month #i am very very bad at posting art when tags are trending lmao #can't wait to bring this sad man into the dlc #he will never know peace :) #*millicent voice* the brainrot writhes now worse than ever