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#and I was like girl…I’m not even mad I get u fr 😭
petitesmafia · 20 days
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THEY ARRIVED ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
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graceslcver · 13 days
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all da ladies love leo valdez ! leo x daughter of poseidon!reader
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。ꪆৎ ˚⋅ in which, leo has a crush on yet another girl that’s beyond his league, percy’s sister … and his friends flame him for not being able to confess his feelings!
— this is set in like… university ?? obviously jason doesn’t die…hope u enjoy my first ever fic on here!! might be ooc, soz🫐 also jeyna is a thing…. sorry not sorry!! 🤓😂 (it’s actually not even relevant to this story, but i thought i’d let u know…)
IMSG, “THE LOST HOES 🫤” July 4th, 2024
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beauty queen
do yall ever wonder how it’s impossible to not pull hoes
like it sounds like a real SKILL issue
superman
who are you talking about, pipes?
beauty queen
who do u think I’m talking about???
the only mfo who doesn’t have a gf???
do NOT play dumb jason grace
latino elf
oh wow
talking shit in the gc is crazzyyy
superman
i wasn’t!
she was.
beauty queen
do not make me pull up our private messages
latino elf
i see how it is…..
😔 it’s always the bitches u think u can trust…
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superman
ok
beauty queen
why is he the driest man alive
this why we didn’t last ong😭
latino elf
or maybe because ur lebanese ???
superman
she’s cherokee huh
wait is that supposed to say lesbian?
latino elf
isn’t that what it says…
beauty queen
💀💀
ok… anyway can we talk about the fact that leo has
been madly in love with y/n since like… forever???
latino elf
no thanks
didn’t ask
not true
lying on my name
superman
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yeah yeah whatever helps you sleep at night
beauty queen
he’s down bad shhh
latino elf
OHHH GODDD 😭😭😔😔😔
ok so what if i like her shes so fine
and so nice and sooo mermaid 🧜‍♀️
beauty queen
she is very fine and very nice
and yes she’s very mermaid
superman
we all know he isn’t going to say
anything to her, though, right??
latino elf
hahaha 😂 wdym 😂
i’d tell her if percy weren’t her brother
superman
that didn’t stop you from trying to
flirt with MY sister though???????
latino elf
yeah that’s different tho
she COULDNT go out with me
beauty queen
not like she wanted to anyway
latino elf
gtfo
anyway i don’t plan on telling her that
i have any slight interest in her! 😎
superman
you should though
bet she likes you too
beauty queen
don’t feed into his delusions
superman
gosh pipes, pipe it down a notch
latino elf
fr listen to my bro ‼️
how would i even tell her dawggg
WHAT IF she rejects me 🤨 BOOM FRIENDSHIP GONE
superman
yeah i guess so
but yolo ???
latino elf
yolo my ass bro😒
superman
ok sorry for trying to help
beauty queen
this why she dont want u
latino elf
yeah nd thats why yo relationship was a LIE 🤣
superman
😐
beauty queen
🖕🏼
latino elf
lol ur mad
ok bye u guys are a snooze fest 😴
beauty queen
go talk to ur gf
latino elf
i will, beauty queen 🫡
IMSG, “Y/N 🦈” July 4th, 2024
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leo 🛠️
hey hey mermaid
y/n 🦈
hi leo !
whats up :)
leo 🛠️
the sky duh
nothing much tho, just chilling in my dorm
u should totally pull up
y/n 🦈
we’ll see 🧐
i’m in the library rn
leo 🛠️
nerd alert ‼️
y/n 🦈
ok but when u fail our exams dont come crying
leo 🛠️
if it were math/science i would be resting peacefully
but no fr i did study, trust 🙏🏼
y/n 🦈
not that u needed it though
you’re smart enough
leo 🛠️
wowie thanks mermaid
da ladies wish they had my smarts
y/n 🦈
🤨🤨
leo 🛠️
sorry that came out SO wrong 😭
y/n 🦈
ok ok well pull up to the library
perhaps i need ur smarts
leo 🛠️
si señora
will be there in a few 😎
shark_girl • 2h
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send message ♡ ➣
pipermstealer replied to your story
omg he wants uuu 😳😳🤣😂
shark_girl
why are u insane
😅😅😅
pipermstealer
i am not insane he wants u
what boy willingly wants to study w a girl
shark_girl
one that’s my friend???
pipermstealer
friend my ass bro
he wanna kiss u so bad…
matching usernames??? THE MAAAN WANTS UU 😭
shark_girl
be fr we’ve had them since we were
like fifteen 🙄🙄
pipermstealer
bro get out I’m actually DONE
u have to wake up queen 😭🙏🏼
IMESSAGE, PIPER & JASON July 5th, 2024
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pipes 🌸
i am so SO DONE with yn
jason ⚡️
why
pipes 🌸
bc she’s convinced that leo don’t want her
jason ⚡️
i think its very obvious
do you think yn wants leo thats the real question
pipes 🌸
ABSOLUTELY ?????
she has extreme heart eyes for him
but she’s better at hiding it
jason ⚡️
wait are you being serious
NO WAY
NO WAY??
a girl out of his league actually wants him 🤨
piper 🌸
wait I thought u knew???
jason ⚡️
uhm no
she must be good at hiding it
piper 🌸
or boys are just dense
jason ⚡️
ok well…….
we have to get them together
cause I’m so tired of hearing leo ramble abt her
piper 🌸
ok well i’m tired of yn too
how do we get them together
jason ⚡️
uh I don’t know?????
now why would you think I know
aren’t YOU the daughter of aphrodite
maybe YOU should know 😒
pipes 🌸
someone’s mad
but i don’t know?
one of them has to say something eventually….
jason ⚡️
no way, leo would never… not too sure about yn though.
leo cares too much about their friendship
and he is convinced she only sees him as a friend
and he’s deathly afraid to ruin their friendship
pipes 🌸
why do we have dumb friends
why can’t THEY SEEEE
jason ⚡️
yeah it’s very annoying
man, maybe we shouldn’t interfere?
let them figure it out themselves
pipes 🌸
unless u want leo to date the first girl
who gives him the opportunity to date her,
i think we SHOULD interfere! not a lot just a tiny bit 🤏🏼
jason ⚡️
well i guess you have a point… but how?
pipes 🌸
OK hear me out fr
u share a dorm with leo, yeah?
he always leaves his phone unattended
go into twt and make sure he isnt logged into his private account
jason ⚡️
where is this headed
pipes 🌸
ok shut up
OK but make sure hes on the main
since he always talks about her on his priv
so if yn sees a tweet about her then
SHES GOTTA KNOW
jason ⚡️
FIRST OF ALL thats an invasion of privacy
SECOND OF ALL what if she doesn’t see it before
leo realizes that wasn’t tweeted on his private account
pipes 🌸
no she like stalks his twitter so she’ll see!
and uhm so what if it’s an invasion of privacy
he’ll thank us once he gets the girl of his dreams 🙄
jason ⚡️
ok then….
i’ll do it
but if this backfires i was not apart of it
pipes 🌸
yeah yeah whatever
i’ll take the blame
FIVE DAYS LATER, TWITTER!
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IMSG, “THE LOST HOES 🫤” July 10th, 2024
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latino elf
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
IM JUMPING OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF
it was so nice knowing u two
superman
don’t kys ur so sexy haha
what happened though
latino elf
i accidentally tweeted something
about yn.
on my main.
superman
hey man, maybe she didn’t see?
beauty queen
yeah she probably didn’t
latino elf
yeah u guys are RIGHT 😅
she DIDN’T SEE IT!!!
beauty queen
mhm
latino elf
you’re being oddly quiet…
beauty queen
sorry????? IM BUSY
latino elf
yeah huh
superman
you’re crazy
latino elf
oh my god i’m gonna throw up
my friend ship is over with her
she messaged meEEE
HELPPPP
superman
MESSAGE HER BACK???
GO GO GO GOOO BRO
latino elf
no i’m leaving her on delivered
beauty queen
i swear to gods if u don’t message her
jason and i WILL jump you 😭😭
superman
exactly!!
latino elf
it was so nice being her friend 🫤
beauty queen
BRO STFU AND READ HER MESSAGE???
latino elf
ok fine
bye…..
IMSG, “Y/N 🦈” July 10th, 2024
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y/n 🦈
leo did u mean to tweet that?
leo 🛠️
tweet what 🤨
y/n 🦈
you know what I’m talking about
you’re not stupid
leo 🛠️
you’re crazy
i got hacked by
jason
y/n 🦈
you’re crazier for thinking I’d believe you
so… u did mean to?
leo 🛠️
i don’t want to ruin our friendship
please don’t let this ruin it
you’re my bestest friend
y/n 🦈
gosh let me talk
i thought you didn’t like me
so i never said anything…?
but i like you, leo. i really do
leo 🛠️
oh my god
are you serious
wait i’m going to your dorm
y/n 🦈
what??
Delivered
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Leo looked at his phone for a good second and then left it on his bed, unattended. he ran to your residence hall— it didn’t matter to him that it was quite literally on the other side of campus. he needed to hear you say the words he had been waiting to hear since he was fifteen. he’d always had a slight crush on you, mostly off and on.
But during the summer, he had fallen for you even harder than he thought he could. he never thought that he could love someone as much as he loved you. anyway, he was practically dying as he ran to your dorm! his hair was disheveled, and he was panting a bit. he wasn’t sure if he was sweaty because he was nervous, or because he had just ran to get to your dorm.
He knocked on your door three times.
You jumped out of your bed. you felt like throwing up from how nervous you were. you quickly slid on your slippers, and looked in the mirror before you opened the door for him. (making the poor boy wait). you adjusted your hair, making sure it sat right.
You took a deep breath before opening the door. you almost didn’t, but a voice in your head was telling you that you’d be an idiot if you didn’t open the door. your hands gripped the doorknob, and then unlocked it. leo was practically dying because you were taking years to open the stupid door. you finally opened it, getting met by a disheveled-sweaty-flushed leo valdez.
“Hi.” he croaked out, his voice cracking slightly. he felt like he was on fire, literally. he wanted this to be over with! well, no, that’s a lie. he just wanted to be your boyfriend already.
“…Hi.” you answered, your voice was quiet. you had an awkward smile on your face. you were praying that you would just drown at this moment. you’d much rather enjoy that than this.
He cleared his throat, and finally spoke after a long minute of awkward silence. The two looked at each other “I really… really like you. I.. Uh.. You obviously know that already, but I wanna tell you in person?” he said, nodding along with his own words. his hands went to fumble with the hem of his shirt, anxiously waiting for your response.
“I really like you, too.” You replied. you didn’t feel as nervous as anymore when he started to talk. you felt your face getting hotter, and your smile getting bigger. he grinned at you like an idiot.
He thought that he was dreaming when you said you liked him. The start of something. “Really?” He asked, just wanting to hear you say it again. He couldn’t help but grin like an idiot. He thought never in a million years that you’d ever like him! You were totally out of his league. you were so awesome, so pretty, and so sweet.
You nodded again, rolling your eyes. “Yes, really.”
THREE MONTHS LATER… INSTAGRAM!
shark_girl
🎶 let the light in : lana del rey (feat. father john misty)
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shark_girl happy three million years with my boy!!! i love u so so so much leo 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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lava_boy who is that sexy man in the 2nd slide
→ shark_girl idk i found him at the store……
lava_boy we’re literally like this 🤞🏼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
lava_boy te quiero !!
→ shark_girl 🤍🤍
lava_boy ugh why do we literally solo everyone in new rome
→ shark_girl ntm on percabeth !!!!
→ percysbeth 🫡🫡
pipermstealer yeah you’re welcome 🥱
→ supermantaylorsversion i did all the work
→ pipermstealer i gave u the idea
→ lava_boy thank u jason 😒 thank u piper 🙄
→ pipermstealer i hope she leaves u
→ shark_girl woah guys no need to say that
percysbeth i support 🤫 (pls cook for me leo)
→ lava_boy on it 😎
lava_boy
🎶 ivy : frank ocean
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lava_boy I would like to thank poseidon for being a father to my wonderful girlfriend of THREE DECADES 😎
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shark_girl I THOUGHT THAT I WAS DREAMIN’ WHEN U SAID U LOVEEEE MEEE 😭😭😭
→ lava_boy the start of nothin 🦈
shark_girl i’m taylor lautner
→ lava_boy FORREAL
shark_girl hi bf 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
→ lava_boy hello girlfriend.
→ shark_girl 😭😭😭
pipermstealer no because you guys are actually cute
→ lava_boy ACTUALLY cute 🤨
→ pipermstealer what do u want me to say yall are actually ugly
→ shark_girl pipe it down a notch 😔
supermantaylorsversion he’s a romantic now
→ lava_boy erm i’ve always been one get out 🤓
percysbeth no cause yn has actually dressed up as a shark
→ lava_boy send pics or it didn’t happen
→ percysbeth check imsg
→ shark_girl i thought that was PRIVATE
→ lava_boy LMFAOO U LOOKED SO GOOFY
→ shark_girl you’re done….
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。ꪆৎ ˚⋅ hello….. first smau done 😎 hopefully u really like this bc i died ten times whilst making it !!! uhmm pls lmk what you thought about it 🥲!!! i was sort of rushing at the end, so umm.. shhh 🤫…. @thelostheroo @amoosarte
also i will have a master list soon….???? (hopefully) and my requests are OPEN! so, plsplsplspls request…. con amor, mo!
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diorsluv · 4 months
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feather , part 22
“ with you out my life ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
( socialmedia!au )
yourusername
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yourusername she’s officially a single pringle nowww ‼️ if u see me on tinder no u dont 🫢🫢
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jackhughes i love pringles
→ yourusername pringles don’t love you back
→ trevorzegras jack’s been a single pringle longer than you have yourusername
→ lhughes_06 oh 😒
luca.fantilli is that why you popped up when i searched up the girl of my dreams
→ yourusername good thing it’s called a dream for a reason 🥰
→ luca.fantilli i knew i shouldn’t have turned to tiktok for pickup lines
→ lhughes_06 oh 🫤
username20 why is luca flirting with mini drizzy this aint right
mackie.samo swipe right when you see me
→ yourusername why are you all doing this
→ rutgermcgroarty not if she sees me first
→ adamfantilli jokes on you she swiped right on me already
→ lhughes_06 oh 😓
trevorzegras not for long 😘😘
→ yourusername get the hell away from me i’m barely legal
→ trevorzegras you are not “barely legal” 🙄 AND ALSO stop making me look like the bad guy
→ yourusername you are the bad guy
→ trevorzegras i’m fighting the urge to strangle you
→ yourusername i don’t my brother would really appreciate you saying that 😒
→ lhughes_06 oh 🤬
edwards.73 your hands look pretty
→ yourusername hand kink????
→ edwards.73 WAIT NO FUCK
→ markestapa eddy this is not what we discussed
→ luca.fantilli bro you did it wrong
→ edwards.73 i’m sorry 😕
→ lhughes_06 oh 😨
username12 why the hell does luke keep going “oh”
→ username3 and why the hell is everyone tryna make a move on my girl 😟😟
colecaufield my friend’s younger brother was asking about you
→ yourusername jokes on you i know you don’t have any friends
→ jackhughes is this about who i think it’s about
→ colecaufield no one of our friends’ brothers actually asked me about her.. jackhughes
→ lhughes_06 oh 😞
markestapa damn how’d you manage to crop me out of that first pic
→ mackie.samo the implications are wild
→ dylanduke25 wow u were in her bed 😱
→ yourusername yes dylan he was in my bed WAITING FOR ME TO PAINT HIS NAILS
→ markestapa HELL NO i was just watching you do yours 🙄🙄
→ lhughes_06 oh 😧
username99 luke keeps oh-ing i’m slightly scared for him!
username45 SHE’S FINALLY FREE
→ username24 escaped booking.com’s basement
→ username27 BOOKING.COM???? 😭😭😭
username71 are they all commenting this shit on purpose lmfaoooo
username36 if their goal is to make luke mad i’m sure they’re succeeding
→ username2 fr i can hear him sobbing from here
jamie.drysdale
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jamie.drysdale reminder to never break up with someone over text
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_quinnhughes she’s gonna kill you LMAO
→ jamie.drysdale oh please she can’t even push me
→ trevorzegras jamie last time she quite literally almost knocked your head on the corner of the counter
yourusername first of all JAMIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU
yourusername THIS IS SO FUCKING FOUL
yourusername LIKE THATS AN OUTDATED PIC YOU CAN’T USE IT
yourusername I’M NEVER FUCKING VISITING YOU AGAIN
yourusername and it wasn’t text it was warzone because he blocked me on everything else 🙄
→ jamie.drysdale one, that’s embarrassing, and two, STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS
→ yourusername ok mr proper grammar
→ jamie.drysdale your so annoying
→ yourusername okay i take it back your grammar is ass
adamfantilli aw was she crying
→ jamie.drysdale yeah we got a noise complaint from our neighbors
→ yourusername i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not 😕😕
→ adamfantilli aw were u crying ☹️😔😖😣😩😪
→ yourusername aw did i accidentally block you ☹️😔😖😣😩😪
colecaufield don’t tell me she was actually crying over blaker
→ jamie.drysdale she was!
→ yourusername she was not!
username27 first pic is me knowing dryshughes is never gonna happen
→ username89 IT WILL HAPPEN
→ username37 DONT PUSH UR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ONTO US
→ username14 ur praying for our downfall arent u
username54 honestly tho she’s a mood
username28 i cant believe jamie actually posted this
jackhughes i just realized you have her saved as “fucking menace 🥰”
→ jamie.drysdale i hate her
→ yourusername don’t u think that’s a little mean jimmy johns????
→ jamie.drysdale god here you go AGAIN with the nicknames 🙄
→ yourusername YOU LAUGHED AT MY NICKNAME FOR JACK WTF DO U MEAN
→ jackhughes HUH WHAT NICKNAME????
→ yourusername don’t worry about it jacky boy
edwards.73 i could’ve sworn i heard a witch screeching but ig it was her crying
→ mackie.samo it’s okay man we all heard it
→ jamie.drysdale can confirm that’s what it sounded like
→ yourusername can confirm i’m being harassed by my friends and brother
→ dylanduke25 we were never your friends yourusername
→ yourusername oh 😥
yourusername i forgot to say i’m not heartbroken
yourusername so STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I’M SAD
→ jamie.drysdale i thought i told you to stop spamming my comments
→ yourusername i’m not even spamming ur such a baby 😒
→ jamie.drysdale RESPECT ME IM OLDER
→ yourusername whatever
next chapter notes ) like i said in my other post i’ve been so tied up in school it’s been hard to get these chapters out WITH GOOD QUALITY nonetheless i hope it was still enjoyable albeit late 😭 also i forgot to mention but u mightve noticed the song lyric at the beginning of the chapter is NOT in order (yes it annoys me) but i didnt wanna repeat lyrics so that’s just how i’m gonna put them in for the rest of the song: if the lyric has been repeated then i’ll skip it til i get to the next new one 🙏🙏
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys
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stopaskinf · 3 days
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“I bite my tongue, it’s a bad habit”
Songs that BTS boys remind me of:
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Summary: ^ Title explains it all fr.
Genre: Mostly fluff, Suga’s paragraph and songs are mostly smut, Jimin has vague Yandere themes, so if you want to skip go ahead 🫡
CW: Smut, facesitting, masochist Yoongi, a lot of these songs contain sexual themes, cursing and all that. Yoongi has songs that say the Word, so if you not black 🤨careful with ya act.
Word count: I cannot bother to count rn😭
A/N: Even when I’m not listening to K-pop, the brain worms will relate it back to kpop🙂‍↕️.
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Jin:
🤪Cuff it - Beyonce
🤪Summer Renaissance - Beyonce
🤪Wasabi- Max
I will give a short paragraph because these songs all have the same vibe. Jin’s love feels light and fun. It feels like getting lemonade on a spring day. He’s truly the type of guy that when you fall in love with him, you fall for your best friend.
Additional song: Harley’s in Hawaii - Katy Perry
Min Yoongi:
🐈‍⬛I Will- Danny Brown
🐈‍⬛Throat baby remix
🐈‍⬛Here, there, and everywhere- The Beatles
We already know that Suga is the throat GOAT. He’s made it clear that his game is unmatched. On a more serious note, he’s lowkey a wild switch. Whenever he gives head he gets really submissive. Specifically when he’s in this headspace, he’ll want you to sit on his face. By that he means, suffocate him. He’s got a masochistic streak. However, when he’s not being a hoe, his love feels calm. Like chilling inside and then it begins to rain. I’d say it’s almost melancholic, but I think that’s because he’s a sad meow meow.
Additional Song: Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
J hope:
🦄Honeypie- Jawny
🦄Electric love - Borns
🦄Classic - MKTO
Jhope feels chaotic, almost pure when he’s in love. It's like being a little kid and your crush passes you a paper asking if you like them. He’s cute, if corny, but the sincerity of his emotions more than makes up for his cornballness.
Additional song: Everybody talks - Neon Trees
Kim Namjoon:
💍Stupid for you- waterparks
💍Die for you- The weeknd
💍Nvrmnd- I.M
Namjoon’s love simultaneously feels both unplanned and grounded. It’s not like he meant to fall in love, but when he did, he accepted it. You can’t exactly be mad when the sun decides to shine on you. He’s uncoordinated to the point of recklessness, but his devotion runs deeper than any others.
Additional song: Running up that hill - Kate Bush
Park Jimin:
🐶Do you? -Troyboi
🐶Lovefool - Twocolors
🐶Dream girl- Tanerelle
Maybe it’s because I recently wrote a yandere jimin fic but Jimin’s love feels almost clingy but sickeningly sweet. He feels like the type of guy to ask if you would still love him if he were a worm. He would send you pictures and texts throughout the entire day, even if he was supposed to be busy. He wants you to know that he’s always thinking of you.
Additional song: Needy by Ariana Grande
Kim Taehyung:
🐻🐯Bad Habit- Steve Lacy
🐻🐯King - Conan Gray
🐻🐯Strawberries and Cigarettes - Troye sivan
I’ve been obsessed with fri(end)s lately, so all V does is remind me of like Indie pop songs. Tae’s love feels naive, but exciting. It’s like when you get into your first relationship. It’s nerve-wracking but special. He’s the guy who makes puppy love feel like forever.
Additional song: The lourve - Lorde
Jungkook:
🐰Brainwashed- Waterparks
🐰Locked out of Heaven- Bruno mars
🐰Run away with me- Carly rae jepsen
Jungkook’s love feels out of the blue. He’s the type who falls first. The guy you’re friends with who started to be really complimentary towards you lately. It feels weird to both you and him, but it also feels right. Somehow his spontaneity makes him even more sure in his feelings towards you. He doubts he’ll regret you.
Additional song: I like U - Niki
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moonjxsung · 5 months
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bestie did you see the whole thing with hyunjin apparently looking at a stays boobies during a fancall? what do you think about that? i saw a lot of stays on twt swearing that he wasn't and that it's disgusting to think he was but like........i think he was 😭 and i don't see how its wrong that a grown ass man was kind of wanting to look at boobs? his eyes were lowkey going up and down like a damn roller coaster but ill never say that on twt cause id get canceled fr fr
here's a tweet in case you don't know what im talking about: https://twitter.com/hyuniihwang/status/1733006023949193448?t=PZbbIHF_cSg8Z3Ng18p9bQ&s=19
(the tweet above is what most stays are saying btw)
can i be 🐟 anon btw if you dont cancel me too 😶
OH YES I SAW THISSSSSS honestly?? like. I would stare at some good tiddies too. it’s not like it’s even a BAD THING he’s just a man at the end of the day 😭😭 like whether or not he even was I don’t understand why people find it offensive to say lol people are constantly making that joke about Han staring at that one girl’s boobs and no one bats an eyelash. Hyunjin isn’t some innocent little baby he’s a man with a dick I’m so sorry to break it to you 💔💔 twt users get mad at everything you say I swear they just like to fight or something
YES you can be lil fishy anon adding you to the list rn !!🐟 🫶🫶🫶🫶 welcome welcome I love u
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wonusite · 1 year
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and what if gyu gets asked to get groceries and you offer to go with him... from the outside it looks like you just wanna come along to help him but you both know you have other motives 😇 you're seducing him as soon as the elevator doors close, smashing your lips onto his and pushing yourself onto him so he can feel your tits against his chest and his growing bulge is rubbing against your lower stomach. even though the elevator ride was short, it was enough to get him fully hard because as soon as you reach his car he's pushing you into the backseat to rail you and give you at least 2 loads before you leave 😁
you at least behave on the way there and as you're shopping (but he doesn't miss the times you bend over in front of him to grab something from a lower shelf and he can see a wet patch on your underwear when your skirt rides up). but on the way home? as soon as you reach the first red light, you reach a hand down to play with your cunny. it surprises him at first but the sight of both your arousal and his cum from earlier has him sternly telling you to stop, but you ignore him and continue to push it back into you.
of course he gets mad because you're disobeying him but deep down he thinks it's kind of fun. and you're so cute since you clearly want his attention, so he'll give it to you. to your surprise he pushes your hands away from yourself to give way for his. he calls you a brat for acting naughty even as he's driving and leaves consecutive slaps onto your pussy before he slips his fingers inside and abuses your hole 🥴 it's short-lived because he has to take them out when the light turns green but he reaches over to leave a few spanks here and then.
when you arrive home and he parks the car, he immediately commands you to get in the backseat where he follows so he can give you his full, undivided attention iykwim 😇 he doesn't even care if anyone else is in the parking lot, or if they'll notice how his car is rocking from how hard he's thrusting into you, or if his fiancee is wondering what's taking the both of you so long, he needs to punish his angel for misbehaving <3
maybe i'll be 😈 anon ehehe i just read your daddy!gyu series recently and i'm actually so obsessed with it it's so good 😭 been having my own thots about it ehe
AHHH WELCOME TO THE WONUSITE THOTS YOU’LL FIT RIGHT IN FR 🥹 and stop i’m so glad u liked daddy!gyu like that series is my baby tbh <3
and ur a lil fucking menace but i love that sm so let’s get into it 👀
daddy!gyu feels his heartstrings being pulled when u sweetly offer to go grocery shopping w him. he knows you want his cock, but it also seems like you actually like spending time alone w him. you’ve become more clingy and needy, and he fucking loves it.
when you tease him before you leave, pressing ur soft body against his and giving him a desperate kiss, gyu welcomes it. he shoves his tongue inside your mouth as his hands trail down under your skirt and knead ur ass, moaning when he feels that ur wearing a thong. you giggle deviously as u pull away and tell him you’ll meet him outside. obs you’ve felt his giant boner and can’t wait to have him use u like u want him to.
hence, you end up in his back seat, face shoved into the leather seats and he completely rails you from behind. ur sopping cunt is convulsing around him as he drags u back and forth on his big cock. “so fucking good for me, baby girl.” gyu moans as you fall over the edge and coat his dick w ur sweet cream. “always so desperate for daddy’s cock.”
“can’t get enough, daddy. just want your cum.”
he groans lowly, slapping your ass as he spills his hot seed inside you. gyu slowly grinds into u, cock still hard. he smirks, running his thumb along where u two are connected. “this pretty pussy still wants more of my cum? that’s what it feels like.”
you nod desperately against the seat, grinding ur messy cunt back on to gyu’s cock. he lets you, loving the sight of you fucking his cum back inside your pretty pussy. gyu finally becomes so ravenous that he grips your soft ass and starts to pound into u until you both come again.
at the store you expectedly behave, except for when you bend over and give gyu a peek of ur pretty ass. but he loves the sight of your ruined underwear even more. it takes everything in him not bend you over and stuff you full of his cum all over again.
everything is fine on the way back home, well mostly. once the car comes to a stop, you innocently call gyu so he can look over at you. ur two fingers are spreading ur messy pussy lips. it works like a charm bc as soon as mingyu lays his eyes on you, they darken with an unmistakeable heat. he stays quiet when you shove your fingers into your pussy, gently grinding into them. you hear him say princess in a warning tone, but based on the large tent in his pants, u know he’s not too upset.
gyu gently pushes your fingers away, and gently rubs your throbbing cunt, circling ur puffy clit until you’re moaning and begging for him. he delivers a hard slap to your cunt.
“daddy!”
he keeps slapping ur lips until he finally has enough and shoves them inside. immediately, you become a blubbering mess. u look so pretty and fucked out that he considers pulling to the side of the road just so he can fuck u like u both want. but as the light turns green, he just settles for sucking ur sweet juices from his fingers.
he pulls into the driveway and doesn’t hesitate to get you in the back so he can get ur tight cunt around his cock. this time ur on top, bouncing on his cock like an animal in heat. ur pretty tits bounce in his face, and just as he’s about to take one of ur hard buds into his mouth, his phone rings. you smirk, knowing it’s ur mom.
“answer it, daddy.” you manage to say through your moans.
and he does. but gyu can’t focus on anything his fiancé is saying, not when her gorgeous daughter is fucking herself on his cock. it’s esp hard when you start grinding into him and make him fall over the edge. his sticky cum paints ur walls, and ur determined to overstimulate him and reduce him to a whimpering mess so he can’t even talk to ur mom anymore.
you giggle when he hangs up on her mid-sentence and grips ur ass to fuck his cock up into you and fill you up again.
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iloveslllycatss · 1 year
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Do denki x over obsessive gf
𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚
𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘹 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴/𝘢𝘯: 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳, 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤..?, 𝘪𝘥𝘳𝘬 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘬, 𝘪𝘯��𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘺
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✪ I kinda feel like you’d be possessive bc your insecure hes gonna find someone else and leave u 
✪ he doesn’t really notice tho or mind, he just thinks that you love him more than anything (you do.) 
✪ everyone else thinks ur absolutely insane (u are 😟) and that kaminari should leave you before you “kill every girl that ever looks his way”. ESP BAKUGO AND SERO
✪ he’s constantly praising you and telling u he loves you bc if he didn’t you’d ask him every 5 minutes if “you’d ever leave me”
✪ would kinda b freaked out in beginning of relationship bc before u guys were dating you threatened most of the girls not to try and get w him 😭 
you were irritated, mad, every negative emotion was flowing through your veins rn. you were looking in the direction of two girls trying to flirt with YOUR boyfriend. and you have had enough of it. 
“hey baby, who’re these two?” you wrapped your arms around kaminaris arm, shooting a deadly glare to the two girls. “dw babe idek who they are”, you two smiled at each other and walked away.
later, you guys were in your dorm room just chilling and hanging out until break the comforting silence and ask, “hey denks, you love me right?” 
“of course I do baby what’s making u think any different?” 
“well earlier i was on instagram and I saw that u were following like 4 girls and I was scared”.
not true. earlier, while your boyfriend was in the shower, you were looking though his phone, checking all of his messages and his dms. you made sure his backround was a picture of you instead of a fun picture of ur guys class at the beach because he doesn’t need to be looking at the girls in all the pictures.
“oh I’m sorry baby here you can unfollow them” he hands you his phone and you act like your unfollowing the girls but in truth, you had already done that earlier.
after about an hour you get up with a “hey denks I’ll brb I just wanna get something rq” 
‘get something’ more like ‘do something’. 
you make your way to the two girls dorm balcony’s, one at a time (which r both in a whole other building), you knock on the glass of the first girls balcony. when she opens the door you invite yourself inside, getting your face real close to hers, your mouth by her ear and you whisper.
“if you even think about breathing the same air as MY boyfriend. i won’t be so nice and give u a warning. know your place” 
she started to tremble and u walked out, through the front door this time. heading to the second girls dorm room.
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omg why was this fr so hard to write, it was so rushed fr 😢 . I HOPE ITS UP TO UR EXPECTATIONS MAX 😞 
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@/ilovesillycats
plz don’t copy my work 😞 
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1-800-pastelskies · 4 months
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GIRL WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE AN EXPERT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE UNDERAGE😭😭
IT TASTE LIKE RUBBING ALCOHOL LMFAO?!😭😭thank you for the info..i've tasted a drop of rhum before it tastes like rubbing alcohol fr☠☠
ooh japanese cherry whiskey 🌸🍒🥂🍾 even the name sounds mad cute i know damn well that will be good and i will eat that shit up😚 i don't know if they sell it though GIRL I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE😭 I LIVE ON A 108KM2 FISH CRACKER😭 (omg thats the closest i've said about where i'm from) yes im an island girlie😩🔥
OH YEA Y'ALL GET YOUR LICENSE AT 15...oh yea i promised my siblings i would try to get my car learner and license this year or next year
wher i live u can get your learner for both scooters and motorcycles at 16-17 but cars ate at 18😜 i haven't even started reading the road code thingy book yet😔
help i promise it was a family thing i only got drunk like twice-
and honestly i don’t even know where the cherry whiskey came from like my 70 great uncle came up to my grandparents house one day and just had like a huge bottle of the stuff
like he lives in this small ass catholic town by the cold part of the california bay i’m not even sure there’s a smoke shop there let alone a place to get expensive japanese cherry whiskey
and i can’t get my license at 15 sadly it’s just the learners permit but i can legally drive a scooter at either 14 or 15 i can’t remember tbh
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arirights · 2 years
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MY REALITY! (4D b in my 3D fr)
Physical Appearance
- long curly 3a/3b curls(past my shoulders) super healthy and moisturized always!
- short slim and lifted feline face. my forehead rounded and small. my eyes are naturally elongated and feline shaped and my nose is smaller and uplifted!! Super long manga lashes. i have a longer pointier chin that fits my face perfectly. I have a angel skull so basically super pretty and perfect angelic side profile! sharp jawline that can cut knives and everything (p.s. basically i look like those super hot black tiktok and Pinterest girls. Also one day I went to my orientation for college and I got so many compliments saying I look like one of those hot tiktok girls on their fyp😭)
- slim pear shaped body with perfect cute round upside down heart shaped jiggly butt🤭 im just feminine looking fr. anyways my skin is HD clear af got that blurred effect .. so cute on me fr. the hairs on my body are so light that u can’t see em. i got no hairy ass toes either.. that wld b scary. BONUS: all my internal organs are all healthy and pink and always will be. literally immune to all diseases and shit
Life + extras
- getting my rose gold Mercedes’ benz for free this Saturday!:) im also super good at driving and will always be safe! Especially my car yall .. my baby will never get hurt.
- the dorm im gonna be in allows cats and small animals so I’m gonna get a super cute healthy fluffy white kitten for free and it’s gonna be so fun and easy to take care of her. im gnna call her sunflower bc I lov sunflowers :3 and we are gonna have the best bond ever she’s super cuddly and cute and spoiled by me ofc
- academics is literally gonna be so easy im gonna ace every test and exam period.
- I make 2k a week without working for it so pretty much I make 10k a month. I got mad money in my bank account rn like around 20k. I get money every other day too randomly like between 70$ and 200. So i be getting a little over 10k a month in total🤭 it’s so nice because since I’ll be getting so much money I’ll start to take frequent vacations to other countries with friends or by myself‼️and in conclusion I’ll always have enough money for anything and everything no matter what.
- Covid and monkeypox doesn’t exist.. it never did.. deadass don’t know what dat is .. it sounds funny
- equality between race, ethnicity, gender, and sex
- I can manifest anything whenever instantly because I said so. and that’s it lol. also any method I use works just the same. for ex subliminals give me drastic results instantly within seconds because I said so. also subliminals help me be more organized fr. Also everything works in my favor and anything i want is already mine period :)
- im literally gonna have the best friend group, maybe even multiple. im just gonna have so many good loyal friends who treat me like I’m a celebrity. I have everything anyone has ever wanted to everyone always comes up to me and asks me how I did this and that :> me and my friends have almost everything in common and are always so positive and there for each other and we all bad bitches wether boy or girl or neither🤭my friends deadass the hottest too fr they all could b models!!
- my roommates are literally basically super cool and understanding and chill. we all get along so well and it’s just cute girly positivity
- im always invited to super fun and safe parties and I’m always able to go. Nothing will get in the way of me going :3 im gonna have so much fun fr
- after my first two years of college im gonna go to Columbia university and successfully live off campus and the most beautiful perfect apartment ever for cheap!:) cus y not
in conclusion everything i want is already mine and has always been mine.
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saetoru · 10 months
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Also im so vexed rn hope u don't mind me word vomiting but I've been on genshin for like 1.5 years now and so far the community has been amazing. There's so many shit labels on it which I never got because people are so nice! Most people anyway..
So today I was doing my weekly bosses, I usually co op them because idk I enjoy it more than doing it on my own. So I entered this persons world to fight shogun, they picked scara, I was yelan, someone else was chongyun i fink and there was a hu tao.
I would've changed to a healer (Idm playing healer to fill in the slot and it feels more comfy having a healer or shielder on the team or else everyones spamming sweet madame 😭) but they started the domain before I could change so eh. I literally typed in chat "rip healer" and all 3 of them came at me as if I was crying about it... I made one statement and they were like 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ur yelan tho lol does it really matter (bc she scales on hp so I have like 32k). If there's a hu tao and yelan why tf do u need a healer. No joke, they responded SO AGGRESSIVELY to that one statement.
At that point I was a bit :/ but i stayed quiet bc whatever let's just do the boss and go. Hu tao died within the first 5 seconds lol bc they were on like 100 hp and loaded in before they could even react. So that's one down!! Then we're playing, raiden is doing her thing and our hp is melting. I'm spamming food to keep my yelan alive (lowkey I get mad anxiety when my chars are at low hp I could never play hu tao djdbf) whilst attacking.
Shogun does her one shot move and we couldn't get the shield up in time. Somehow I'm the only one who died?? Anyway I was like "..." in the chat bc idk how I was the only one who died. And then they were onto me like thats on u thats ur fault why would u do that and I was like... am I missing smth here wtf is going on why are they getting rude to me for no reason 😭
And I typed in oh why was I the only one to die and they were like do you not know how to play, have u never done this before, are you blind, the shield didn't activate for any of us
Then I typed yeah ik but the shield didn't activate so why was I the only one to die. No one else did
And then they keep getting onto me so I fr went girl calm urself why u getting this pressed over a game dfkm 😭
And then they (it was mainly the host at this point) were like lol actually im very calm and carried on
Then I was like yh ur calm, just rude apparently
At that point I was mad pissed and just abandoned the challenge and left the world. They said smth like "LOL why you so pressed that im not being nice to you"
Bitch 💀 don't be nice to me, but that doesn't mean you need to get rude to me. Man thats the one and hopefully only bad experience I've had on genshin but I'm fr so mad about it like damn who hurt u. Sitting behind a screen and getting enjoyment out of this 😭
girl the way they’re so fucking rude over the fact that u said “rip healer” like that reaction alone would’ve made me leave like DAMN. and the fact that hu tao died and they didn’t say nothing but they were so snarky at you 😐 come back and show me their builds bestie (i’m nosy JDHSHD but i won’t post them dw) let’s see if they can walk the walk since they rly like to talk the talk
but i’ve only co oped with strangers like ??? 3 times ??? sometimes it’s funnnn like when windtrace happened !! i co oped that whole event bc i was across the globe to for my cousins wedding so all my friends were asleep when i was awake and i needed the primos 🥲 so i co oped and the ppl were so nice we were chatting and laughing i had so much fun jfksjfdj i miss that event sm
BUT ANYWAY yeah i’ve co oped like 3 times to do weeklies when i’ve been low on food or something and most ppl are nice !! so i hope that’s one of ur rare bad experiences :,) i also don’t rly like doing weeklies alone fjsjdjd so now i force casp to do them with me his itto carries and i just stand and look pretty 😍 fjsjdjdj my characters are built well but i’m just incapable of dodging ever so i die halfway thru unless i manage to eat food on time or there’s a healer so i feel u there too i like when someone brings a healer :,)
anywayyyy sorry u had that bad experience :( u definitely didn’t deserve that rude ass host and their nasty snarky attitude over a freaking gacha game like jeez
ALSO since we always talk genshin if ur na server and wanna add each other (no pressure ofc) then u should add me hehe
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dilfl0v3rss · 10 months
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Since we on tha topic of first times. CAN WE TALK ABOUT OUR FIRST TIME GETTING HIGH??? Like idk if it was only me that had a bad experience butttt. Ok so I’m in the br hitting my black ice(imma miss ts sm fr) and this random ass girl come in talkin abt some. “You got nic?” Me being baffled and weird asf, I ask this girl like “who’s askin” like we in a fuckin sit com. Any fuckin ways… long story short, we trade(I was a freshmen, pls spare me. Ian care who lips touched my shi as long as I had it) but yea so we in 3rd block, I’m chillin in dis dirty ass bathroom and ready to go home, I say “y tf not” and hit her jeeter. We talk some more. She lowk cool. I get her number and head back to class like the lil bad ass kid I was. So as I’m walking, one of my friends had hot fries? Hot Cheetos? I don’t remember. WHEN I TELL YOU! THE FLAVORS WERE IMMACULATEEEE!!!! I was wondering why they were so damn good. Anyways, I finally get to my classroom, say I was at the nurse or wtv and get in my seat. AS IM SITTING DOWN, SHI JS STARTS MOVING AS IF I WAS FALLING FORWARD. So my teachers doin one of her lil lectures or wtv. I’m writing to my friends like “BITCH U GOTTA HELP ME” or “IM HIGH ASF” and I’m DEAD ASS NERVOUS. LIKE I CAN NOT RELAX. I COULD FEEL MY HEARTBEAT. EVERY WORD WAS SO LOUDDD. So eventually I ask my teacher if I can go BACK to the nurse because I feel as if I’m abt to throw up(I deadass did. Idk if it was cotton mouth of what) she let me go, blah blah blah. So the nurse is like questioning me AND I CANT HELP BUT FEEL THAT SHE KNEW. So yea she calls my mom and a teacher to bring up my bag. And I just kept hearing her voice. Like ts was scary. Had a good ass nap tho. BUT WHEN I GOT HOME?? THAT WAS THE BEST SLEEP EVERRRR(even tho it pretty much wore off by then)
NAHHHH THE FIRST TIME I GOT SMACKED WAS CRAZYYYYY. i was bugging tf out fr like i was laughing and singing odeee. then i went to mcdonald’s and bodied two mcchickens and a whole soda i was mad hungry. my friends was recording and laughing wit me bc we was all fried. ian throw up but the second time i was throwing tf upppp. it was wit my ex and he had some za fr bc a couple hours after we finished the two spliffs he was holding my hair (i had it straightened at the time) and i was crying and throwing tf upp LMFAOOOO😭 now i just be chilling cause my tolerance got so high but i be missing when i would feel high like that😩
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nonclassyparty · 2 years
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firstly, tell me why i had that wooyoung shit figured OUT LMAOOO. I literally called it HAHAHA. the way i knew this fool was part of the fruit community
i love the idea that like this story and your writing in general continues to make me go, men ain’t shit fr. but then my tiktok has san getting scared while playing video games and mingi being called pink princess like 🧌.
reading this story with the prologue in mind is insane bc i get that technically no one has really done anything wrong yet ? per se. but san rlly is or ig…is going to be? a grade a asshole.
atp i can understand that sans not at fault (YET apparently) bc like, let’s be real LMAO the agreement was set in place and even y/n herself UNDERSTANDS it, she just continues to play into it bc of her feelings. i cant imagine how san ACTUALLY ends up fucking up (ig putting aside the fact that he couldn’t even be a friend or at the very least an acquaintance and help her w her assignment). like ik y/n probably WILL get mad but she doesn’t rlly hav the right to get mad at him for kissing that girl watever her name is cus she and san aren’t exclusive. but like regardless of the fact, i’m stil obv rooting for y/n bc she’s going through it and she’s being treated terribly by so many ppl for stupid reasons, esp w the knowledge that they all think so shallowly of her and don’t take into account any of her actual interests or experiences like damn.
AND THEN there’s like the fact that (entirely from context and my assumptions alone) y/n didn’t even outright SAY any of this or tell san how she felt until she wrote that letter AFTER THE FACT like ??? that’s INSANE like my brain is scrambling to finish the puzzle before i even hav all the pieces. like ik u said ur not sure about the ending but does san get the letter ? do we even see how he reacts to it ???? (i’m assuming she’ll tell wooyoung or hongjoong tbh)
ALSO i can’t get over the description of why yunho doesn’t like y/n like…damn, homie’s giving incel energy. giving nate jacobs wanting maddy to be a virgin energy (but not nate jacobs wanting maddy cus yunho apparently can’t handle high maintenance bad bitches). idk he’s giving very small peepee, in the closet, daddy issues energy and yeosangs got his own issues that we don’t even know about yet like don’t let me find out i’ll probably lose it.
i’m LITERALLY rambling nonsense and i’m at work rn. anyways amazing work ONCE AGAIN. i cant get over how you write and how you flesh out the characters. cant wait for my boy mingi to be properly introduced. let’s see how my emotions handle that.
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there is so much to discuss in this message hold on;
first of all, wooyoung being part of the skittles squad well idk how you got that right i'll be honest with you
this is exactly why when i write i have to stay away from atz content bc i went and watched the new wanteez eps today and i just cant write afterwards bc san is so fawking soft and precious how am i supposed to write him as a fuckboy that breaks hearts??? at one point i was like 'damn i shouldve picked someone else as the fuckboy for starring role' and not HIM😭😭
about san fucking up, it will happen in act 8 and i cant say anything else without giving away spoilers but yes! san never promised her anything, yn is aware of it and she knows where the two of them stand deep down but she just doesnt want to accept it (spoiler: that will basically be what the next chapter is about). also keep in mind that the story doesnt end with the letter, there are a couple more chapters afterwards 😭
YUNHO. WAIT NOT TOO MUCH ON HIM?? thats still my man but i wasnt really going for that sort of energy but now re-reading the part about him, i could see why it might've came off like that 😭. basically, with yunho i was going for the type of guy that doesnt like spoilt girly girls who care about makeup, clothes and are shallow, that only dates girls who, by his standards, have some depth to them and are sorta not-like-other-girls but in a pinterest cottage core aesthetic way (kjsghdjfhkfdj??? idk if that makes sense but he likes sweet girls who he can bring back home to his parents basically. its pretty much what svoh yn was) and yet he would still sleep with starring role yn without a doubt 😭. he was inspired by many guys ive meet in college
yeosang's storyline...im kind of nervous about revealing it tbh, also mingi will be properly introduced in the next chapter! as something much more than just boyoung's friend.
thank you so much for this message, i always look forward to yours in particular and theyre so fun to read. i really appreciate them. i hope you have a good day 💝
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f1nalboys · 1 year
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Peacemaker Season 1 Episode 2 Live Post
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(just my live reactions to the episode as it goes)
-HOPING FOR MORE ADRIAN love the pacing so far a lot happens without it being overwhelming!! very excited to see where the plot goes :3
ALSO if u want to mute this tag to avoid my love posts then black list b reacts live <3
-“you can’t see me jerk off through that thing can you” ITS IN HIS SKILLFNWKDNWKND
-i love eagley
-i like the intro but i will be skipping it it’s too long
-ok so i knew the butterflies were gonna be something fucked up
-“where the fuck are my SOCKS”
-him having to sit down to put his socks on JFKSKND
-LEOTA ASKING IF THE OUTFITS HER DOG WEARS WILL MAKE IT A BIGGER TARGETBDISNJDEJ
-i love her
-“almost hit that bitch” JFKWKFJEJ
-HELWJCKKWD
-OK eagley bringing the possum over to the thing was to make it the reason behind the explosion 😭😭😭 giggles
-LOCHLYN MUNRO???
-leota loves her little dog emerson :3
-“i think he just likes looking smart” JFNWKFJJD
-HIM ROBBING THE LADYJDKWNXKNWKD
-his stupid ass ringtone
-peacemaker feeding eagley chips
-THE COP SINGING SBT CATCHING A BAD GUYDJFIRJ
-him holding a bloody knife CMONNNN
-HES OBVIOUSLY A PROFESSIONAL LOOK HOW HES DRESSED AMBER
-him flirting w this guys wife
-HES LIKE 😦🤨
-“ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO GET HIM TO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOw AMBER”
-peacemaker watching them fight like 😳
-“YOU ARE FUCKING MY SPIRIT”
-JFKWJCKE
-SHE WANTED HIM TI FUCK HER HE LEFT AND HER BF LAUGHED ST HER
-the baby waving at him :3
-him breaking his bones again
-where’s adrian i. want. adrian.
-this man is fucking himself up fr 😭
-IS FHIS VIGILANTIE
-oh :/
-it’s emilia whatever
-SORRY I LOVE HER I DO i jsut need adrian
-eagley :3
-“you can’t house train an eagle dude, not without stealing its soul”
-leota getting everyone else hyped!!! my beloved
-HFNSKNFKWND
-james or whatever his name is changed christopher’s finger prints to his dads 😈
-oh so that didn’t work very well
-“am i supposed to text you when i’m taking a shit???” “I WOULDVE AOORECIATED IT” JFNOWNCKWND SHUT UPPPP
-“and now i feel like you’re mad at me” and “don’t use the i word man” are such stupid but funny lines 😭😭
-i like the lady cop whats her name
-sophie song <3
-“YOU EVER BEEN SHOT AT? :D” “……………..…no :(“ JFKOSNDIW
-christopher and james r besties but also worsties
-if emilia accuses leota of doing shit one more time… like YEAH she is feeding info to waller BUT FUCK YOU
-“i trust her the most because eagley likes her :D” “he tried to bite me” “yeah but not as hard as he tries to bite everyone else”
-“john didn’t do it” “thank you!” “he’s too big of a pussy to betray us” “alright :(“ JFKWNDJ THE CONVOS R SO FUNNYYY
-“I DONT EVEN LIKE WHEN MY BALLS ARE IN SOMEBODYS MOUTH OKAY? it gives me the wrong type of chills and all i can think about is how long it’s been since i’ve gotten checked for testicular cancer” PNFKWNDKWNDJ
-this thing isn’t even my thoughts anymore it’s just me quoting the funny lines
-PEACEMAKER IS SO STUPFIWJFJNS
-he left the dossier of his assasination target in the apartment of the girl he fucjed and murn was like “u left it in the apartment of some girl who blew u?” and he goes “SHES NOT SOME RANDO WHO BLEW ME MAN, we fully fucked”
-nah peacemaker is right they haven’t told him shit like y’all sometimes a little info is necessary
-“am i a fucking dick vampire now” HE MAKES ME SO SICKWJDOWJJD
-“when we’re u gonna tell us there were witnesses?” “i did kidnap a couple for a minute :/“
-his trailer sucks like the color scheme is awful
-he’s a records guy :3
-WHERES ADRIAN. i’m starting to get pissed i want my man 🗣️🗣️
-HIM CRYIDNOWCNWOND
-he’s just like me
-ADRIANNNNFJWJDKNWICS
-HES HEREEEEE
-GOD HIS VOICE
-his costume is sexy
-sorry the whole interaction w these two abt louis c k 😭😭
-adrian’s voice 😵‍💫😵‍💫
-“can you maybe teach em to me :3” OHHHHHHH IM FUCKED HES SO BABY GIRL I WANT GIM SO BAD
-leota <3
-“r u trying to fucking bribe us?” “no!!” “oh i was hoping u we’re trying to bribe us” “yes yes i am bribing u :D”
-adrian wanting to clean his place up :(
-PEACEMAKER SAY HES UR BFF
-he’s so silly asking where everything goes
-HE FOUND HIS POCKET PUSSYKFNWKFNS
-i always found the “adult character not knowing what a sex toy is” thing weird bc ur telling me adrian hasn’t gotten pussy before???
-ADRIAN USES POCKET PUSSIES OK???? it’s my canon that scene didn’t happen or it did and it was funny in a different way bc that man uses one and goes Hard.
-anyways sorry. got distracted.
-“YOU THINK THEYD LET ME OUT OF PRISON TO DELIVER FUCKING MAIL” “idk it was the first government job i could think of” adrian said support the post office <3
-not the graffiti artist kills 😭😭
-“well it does 😂🤣” SHUT UP ADRIAJFOWNDJS he’s so :3
-THE SCENE OF THEM BLOWING AND SHOOTING SHIT UP <3
-besties for life!!!
-also yes fuck u auggie i’m glad ur getting arrested
-wait sorry guys the cop….larry….. hes uhm. yeah. sorry
-SORRY. he’s just
-ok moving on
-THE DOG W THR UKELEIELWKD
-leota sending her wife away :(((
-she knows it’s dangerous for her wife to be there :((
-HE FUCKED AMBER????
-AND VIGILANTE?????
-THEY HAD A THREESOME???
-adrian doesn’t like weed whatever
-sorry adrian mmmgmmgmgmdnsd
-that’s a cool thing
-hehe his dads in prison <3 i hope he dies and then also christopher doesn’t visit him
-his racist piece of shit dad DIE DIE DIE
-racist fucks
-they have him at a place where he’s a liter nazi god???????
-WHAT THE FUCK????
-i’m pissed
-anyways
-her asking to keep peacemakers mugshot girl stand up pls 😭😭
OK END OF EPISODE THOUGHTS:
ADRIANNNN!!! i love him <3 i am excited to see how they deal w his superiority stuff + his ‘moral’ compass when it comes to killing all criminals!
i’m expecting the plot of christopher’s dad being the white dragon to matter bc if it’s just thrown in i’ll be ? very weirded out but i’m assuming that a major thing lol
leota <333 everyone needs to be nice to her rn!!!! idc if she’s a mole, she’s my WIFE! i like her and emilia together like bonding and stuff :3 also i rlly love james i think him being called sue beard is funny
excited to see where this goes but i’m going to bed so i shall finish the next 6 episodes tomorrow probably :3 we’ll maybe not tomorrow bc i’m supposed to hang w my friend? so we shall see!!!!
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YAYYY hearing ur healed is such a relief🫂💖💖 i was fr a lil worried when i read that at the end i was like OMG??? but i’m happy u decided to try writing smth sad out cause that was such an incredible fic even if it was an upsetting and sad ending😭 but like it’s also good cause things don’t always turn out how we want them to!!! i was also too excited when i sent my first feedback on it and totally forgot to mention but i wanted to say i RLYYYY appreciate that u wrote haechan likeee so patient? at the end and didn’t have him get mad or anything and i thought that was lovely too💖 LIKE… he was so understanding of it even though it would’ve also made sense for him to get angry😭😭 overall it’s just a really nice fic!! (ignoring that no one won i guess😬) ND I LOVE SENDING U FEEDBACK!! it’s so fun!!! i love giving positive energy to people that make my day!!! u deserve it!🫂💖💖💖 i think it’s important to tell writers how much i love their stuff (especially ones that i keep coming back to) so even tho i might look like kinda too hype and stuff in these asks (i read some of them back and i was like WHOAAA okay girl that’s a LOT of energy) i just want to convey how much i appreciate ur work!!💖
writers will ALWAYSSS appreciate people like u anon… i love how excited u get too like… UR JUST AS HAPPY AS I AM W MY WORK it literally encourages me to keep writing
i’m thinking that i def could’ve made haechan upset towards the end, but he realizes that ur still his best friend… even if u never talk to him, he’s only had good memories w u, and he could never hate u for that (i am very fond of him)
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diorsluv · 4 months
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feather , part 15
“ with you off my mind ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
( second post is loosely based off of the request “what if she gets mad at the boys because they don’t like her relationship, he seems like a good guy so far” !! )
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yourusername hopped in mark’s soccer mom van, packed all our things, and on our way back to ann arbor 🫡
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jamie.drysdale who let you stick your head out of the window
→ yourusername mr mark estapa!
→ markestapa NO I DID NOT
→ dylanduke25 he was grabbing onto her shirt the whole time don’t worry
→ edwards.73 yeah we actually swerved and almost died
→ markestapa WE DID NOT ALMOST DIE I SWEAR I’M A GOOD DRIVER
→ lhughes_06 mark’s the only reason she’s still alive
→ markestapa i still think we should put her on a leash
→ yourusername fuck no markestapa
username26 honestly them all in the same car sounds like a vibe
→ username63 it sounds like utter chaos
→ yourusername it is a vibe!! only when they’re all asleep and the driver’s the only other one awake tho!!!!!!!
bookerburke_ you needa start showing your pretty face more in your posts
→ yourusername if you say so 🤭🤭
→ lhughes_06 mmm but when i say it it’s all “ew no ur so weird ihy”
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username87 i’m starting to think bernard isn’t all that bad
→ username45 oh god not you too
username15 am i the only one that saw luke’s reply to buford’s comment
→ username38 YES YES YES I DID TOO
→ username60 yall are getting too damn creative with these names LMFAOOOO
jackhughes sorry lil drizz and brandon but i gotta side w my brother on this one
→ yourusername i’m at my fucking breaking point i swear to god
adamfantilli YOU’RE COMING BACKKKK
→ luca.fantilli no don’t act excited or else she’ll know we missed her 🫢
→ yourusername AWWW GUYS I MISSED YOU TOO
→ rutgermcgroarty dammit our cover’s been blown
mackie.samo don’t forget to mention how you forced us to go to burger king for a singular milkshake
→ _quinnhughes and their machine was broken so we went there for nothing
→ edwards.73 they were acting like a mcdonalds fr
→ yourusername HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
_alexturcotte come visit me please i’m so lonely
→ yourusername I WILL AS SOON AS I CAN I PROMISEEE
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yourusername okay so i wanted to publicly say this, and booker and i have been talking about this for a while. we’d really appreciate it if you respected our relationship and just both of us as human beings. we’ve tried to ignore all the comments in the past because we didn’t want online stuff to affect our relationship, but we’ve come to a line that we don’t want to cross, so we’d be super thankful if you could all just be really supportive of us, and if not, then respectful at the least. thank you and i love you all, mwah 🫶
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trevorzegras yes girl beat those haters!
→ yourusername 😑
colecaufield arcade date AND he gave you flowers?? it’s ur dream guy lil drizzy
→ yourusername i knowww 🙈
jamie.drysdale i was always supportive 🥱
→ yourusername yeah cuz if you weren’t then i would’ve beat the shit out of you
luca.fantilli the princess gets what the princess wants 🙇‍♂️
→ yourusername please just stop 😭😭
lhughes_06 i mean if it makes you happy then of course we would, no hesitation. and we’re sorry again
→ yourusername yeah it would make me happy ☺️ and thank you for apologizing
→ lhughes_06 ok but are u REALLY happy
→ yourusername yes luke i’m REALLY happy, now please stop
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next chapter notes ) so um.. yeah idk how the majority of people are gonna react to the second post but it is what it is i guess 😭!! so yeah here u go anon even tho i didn’t really execute it properly, it was kinda loosely based with it in mind i promise!
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s
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hiii omg I love ur blog so much it hurts fr... can I request some hcs for kenma, kageyama, kuroo and tsukki w/ a s/o that (stay w me here) has like massive boobs . but gets super insecure ab them bc ppl (mainly girls) make them feel bad ab them?? if that makes sense?? like “don’t complain omg” and also she just feels like they look bad lol but yeah some fluff/some nsfw ones maybe??? ik you have like preferences on who u like to write nsfw for so you can choose like who gets what and how they’d react :’)))) totally not from personal experience haha 😀 ANYWAY— ty in advance ur perfect & ily
omg this is such a sweet sweet compliment thank you hun!!! of COURSE anything for someone so sweet omg! I have huge tits myself so this was nice :) I’m sorry this took so long I really wanted to reply almost instantly but yknow.... life 😭😭😭 I feel like I could write more on this topic so let me know if u want me to go into more detail on a specific character
Making their SO feel better about her tits Contains: Kenma, Kageyama, Kuroo, and Tsukki
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Generally -
All these guys are obSESSED with you
They think you’re so beautiful, every inch of you, and they still find it hard to believe that they snagged someone as good-looking as you
I think it’s funny you listed these characters in this order because I also think they’re in ascending order of how sexual their reaction would be from fluffy to more smutty:)
Also all of these guys have HUGE hands and long fingers so....they love getting their hands full ;)
Spicy below the cut
Kenma
Not the best in the comforting department, so he’ll make jokes about how flat chested he is in comparison (he doesn’t have bokuto’s mommy milkers that’s for sure) and how you have enough boobs for the both of you, and he loves that
He tells you you make the perfect pillow for him when he’s gaming:
I feel like y’all would laze around a lot, and his favorite positions are either laying perpendicularly to you with his head on your chest and your hand on his stomach OR he really loves when you sit behind him and he can slump down on you
So cozy, he’ll cuddle right up with you after
Kageyama
He sort of short-circuits when he learns people make you feel bad about them
He’s a little thick so he just cannot fathom why people would do that because he just thinks your tits are the best. Literally the most perfect things in the world (does he have a lactation kink? you decide)
He finally lands on realizing they’re just jealous and he smirks that signature smile of his when he realizes that he gets to be the one to tell you that
He’s a little shy about it too and gets all blushy but he’s comfortable with you so telling you he’s crazy about your tits? It’s an honor. And once he opens up? He’ll go into detail. About every last thing he loves about your tits
Kuroo
Kuroo is dumbstruck for a minute, yes, but then he gets mad
Not that he’d let on, though, he knows the important thing is making you feel good about yourself
So he’d put on a cocky smirk and pull you close, pinning you with his stare
“are you gonna let those other girls’ idiocy make you feel bad? or are you gonna let me make you feel good - and remind you just how sexy your tits are?” he breathes, and before even allowing you to respond, he has you pushed up against the wall, a hand under your blouse
He’ll kiss you till you’re breathless and panting, then pull away with a smirk, knowing exactly where this is heading
“Now remind me what exactly you feel bad about?”
Tsukki
Tsukki’s immediate reaction is to draw you to bed to show you just how much he loves your tits
There’s nothing he loves more than sucking on your nips, so he’s quick to rid you of your top and bra, slinking his long body over yours and getting straight to work
His long, nimble fingers ghost over your skin and while he attaches his mouth to one of your already-hardened buds, he uses his fingertips to tease and play with the other, making it impossibly hard and sensitive
He lightly scrapes his teeth across your skin, attempting to draw as much of your plush tits into his mouth, hungry noises emanating from him
He could stay like this for hours, just playing with your tits alone - he’ll make you forget about any bad feeling you had (and tear those girls to shreds if you don’t)
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