Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*
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Husk: Boss, your arch-nemesis is at the door.
Alastor: Ah, Lucifer! Back again for another beatdow—oh it's just you.
Vox: Wha—LUCIFER?! YOU'RE FIGHTING THE KING OF HELL BEHIND MY BACK?!
Alastor: I have other business to take care of outside of you, old pal.
Vox: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!
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The way Percy is going to go from “I chose her because I couldn’t imagine we’d ever be friends” to “the world was crumbling around me and the only thing that mattered was that she was alive” and choosing to fall into Tartarus for her, from “I don’t know what to think or who to trust” to trusting Annabeth to know where his Achilles spot is… oh I am FERAL rn
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aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will
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no but you do not understand we collectively spent YEARS heartbroken over donna! and doctor never ever got over losing her! and now they are together, and they have chosen each other for family, and donna's family has warmth enough for him, and they are happy and having dinners, and 14th is casually sneaking his niece away on adventure while making sure not to tell donna because she would obliterate him and IT'S OKAY THEY'RE CHOSEN SIBLINGS IT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO.
listen. LISTEN.
donna's every day was taken away from her.
the doctor has been running every day ever since.
and now they get to spend time together. not a brief trip in a tardis. not a reunion before parting forever. but every. day. every day, one after the other. and they are finally home.
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levi fucking "spends post-war free time handing out candy to kids" ackerman
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“I’m actually 24” that’d be my last straw i’d actually have to punch my best friend for that
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also i like to think fifteen shunted all of his mental illness into fourteen while regenerating btw. he said have fun with those millennia of undealt with trauma. bye
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