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chloesimaginationthings · 14 days

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Michael is FNAF Baby's number #1 hater

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bzjohndory · 3 months

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YOUNGER BROTHER SUPREMACY

Copied and pasted from twt

-Idk some. Made up family rule that the younger brothers have to do the dishes. (Definitely made up by john dory when they first started out so he wouldn’t have to do them)

-ALSO I THINK WHEN THEYRE SIDE BY SIDE YOU CAN REALLY TELL I MADE BRANCH AND FLOYD’S HAIR PARALLELS OF EACHOTHER :] branch’s black going into blue and floyd is white going into pink 👻👻 giggles and runs away at younger brother duo designs

-sorry doing dishes at a restaurant suck so bad i am always questioning “is the food that good/bad ur fuckin up the plate like this???” Cleaning in general is the brothers’ least favorite thing to do besides branch and john dory

+bonus

#trolls band together #john dory #trolls john dory #trolls 3 #brozone diner #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls clay #younger brothers need to interact with eachother more #clay makes some bomb ass food #clay can be serious when he wants #clay needs to be seen as an older brother to branch and floyd more #in my au branch and floyd r rlly close and still bicker comfortably with eachother #goes insane #i love brozone diner

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canigohomenoow · 11 months

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#these are texts taken from conversations i’ve had in real life #i love them your honor #they fight over who’s color is red #i love their bickering #they actually hate each other #they’re all just complex little blorbos to me #they’re so older sister younger brother #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #batfam #tim drake #batfamily #dc #red robin #red hood #batkids

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fortheloveofexy · 4 months

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it's a pet peeve of mine when ppl frame Andrew as hating Aaron and being needlessly cruel to him... bc while yes, their relationship is fractured and strained, Andrew genuinely cares about his brother and wants the best for him, he just doesn't know how to show that in a normal way.

like he might not know how to express it in a healthy manner but Andrew LOVES Aaron, like he truly just wants Aaron to be healthy and safe. It's like, his whole Thing. Aaron is one of the most important people in his life. Andrew wants him around. He'd do anything to protect him.

I guarantee Andrew wants to be emotionally close to Aaron too, he just doesn't have the tools to do that and the thought of letting someone in terrifies him. He also has no concept of what a healthy sibling relationship looks like, so he has no frame of reference to work from.

#i love bickering twinyards as much as the next guy but sometimes ppl write andrew has if he thinks aaron is a waste of space #and that just isn't true #andrew values his brother #he wouldn't insist on keeping aaron close if he didn't #when ppl do this is just so obvious to me that they're using andrew as a mouthpiece for their own dislike of aaron #and like ok yeah you're entitled to not like a character i guess #but it's just so wildly out of character to me for andrew to treat aaron like shit for no reason beyond Being Cruel #like yeah andrew can be mean when he's feeling defensive or trying to make a point #and yeah he can treat people like shit if he's got a reason to justify it like Keeping People Safe #but he's not needlessly cruel to the people closest to him without cause #like neil says #everything andrew does #he does For A Reason #even neil isn't needlessly mean to aaron tbh #like he doesn't like aaron much at certain points but if he picks a fight with aaron it's never without cause #and he's genuinely happy for aaron when things work out with katelyn in the end #and he wants aaron to have a relationship with andrew as well! like it's important to neil that the twins have a healthy bond!!#anyway im getting off my soapbox now this is just something i was thinking about today a Lot #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court

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creepycoffins · 5 months

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I said he was unpleasant, he said I was a louse, and then we took to quarreling round the house

#been thinking about them both living and being forced to be Human Brothers #after the events of trimax #and idk I just think it would be so fucking funny including their miscommunications #the insults theyd fling #the biting and the not caring about each others personal space or things the other owns #elbowing each other and bickering #trying to have some semblance of normalcy even though the crushing weight of having been gods once lingers heavy in every unspoken word #anyway #:) i have brainrot #trigun maximum #trigun #vash the stampede #millions knives #not ship #my art

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naturecalls111 · 7 months

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Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan

#nc111 talks #zosan #this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go #'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true'#like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji #if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented #I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose #i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan #my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW #like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever..........#whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot*#im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER #In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL #Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk #WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT:#when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it #had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it #and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY #all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...

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jamevaa · 11 days

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Yes, Sammy, because proper terminology is the main issue in this whole conversation.

#the blurred lines between brother-bickering and couple-bickering in this episode are just scrumptious #we just needed some makeup sex on that big bed that inexplicably did not disappear when the Trickster 'died'#wincest #sam and dean #supernatural #spn 2x15

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spkyart · 9 months

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au where genya survived the final battle and its now living his best life and everyone cares him

#I TOLD YOU WILL SEE AND HERE WE ARE #this au is the sweetest thing my teeth are falling #i am pretty much happy with genya design #anyway he was able to regenerate his body and keep some function bc all the demons he ate affected his regenerstion process for good #sanemi is trying his best but he and tanjiro are always bickering over the dumbest thing #look at my man showing big brother behavior and calling his giant 20 yo brother baby #i do the same with mine tbh #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro kny #demon slayer tanjiro #kimetsu tanjiro #tanjirou #genya kny #genya shinazugawa #kimetsu genya #genya #gentan #sanemi kny #sanemi shinaguzawa #writing took me more time than the whole drawing #tanjiro outgrow his old haori and asked his sister to make another identical one bc he could die without checkered patterns

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hamletshoeratio · 4 months

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"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.

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iwaasfairy · 8 months

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What happens to the miya twin's sister when she measures her older brothers' dicks sizes tho?

well once tsumu nii convinces his little sister to just lick it a few times to get him hard, and samu starts using your hands to jack himself off bc,, yk, just to see- nothing weird or anything! just to see what it feels like, just to help him out a little. and then tsumu thinks it should be a better idea if you just lay back and let him fuck your tits and maybe let samu into your mouth properly

the whole dick measuring contest kinda is the last thing people are actually thinking about

#they're grimy gross big brothers #and sure they bicker #but when it comes down to it; they're both on the same page of using little imouto for their own pleasure #it's just what big brothers do hehheheh #tw.incest #honey mail

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tswwwit · 12 days

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i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

#answers #Though in addition to that - Mabel's general chaos and level of Fun Times is something Bill genuinely likes #Catch these two having one too many margaritas and slinging arms over each other's shoulders while singing too loud and off key #She'd have some leeway even without the brother situation #But Mabel gets a pass on things she normally wouldn't purely on the merit of 'this would piss off the spouse'#The thing about Bill is he's genuinely fun to party with - right up until he decides you're the pinata #Even now there are times when she thinks she's doing something 'cute' and Bill was NOT in the mood but just has to grin and bear it #Instead of breaking fingers one by one #Dipper is singular in his ability to get away with Pretty Much Everything #It's love yest but it's also communication and personality I'm afraid #If Bill DID call Dipper out on doing something Too Far he'd get an embarrassed and apologetic husband. With kisses of sorry.#Though in minor circumstances: he starts arguing with him #Turns out that bickering is a better way to deescalate with Bill than most other tactics and Dipper's a pro #Now Bill's gotta think semi-rationally to Win The Argument instead of acting on impulse.#And in the process of debate he not only: learns where his husband's coming from but has time to cool off #Congratulations Dipper! Your Nerdy Logic brain and ability to Rise to a Challenge prevent Bill from going immediately nuclear #Plus showing off that big sexy intellect of yours doesn't hurt #Whereas I see Mabel pushing one of Bill's few boundaries and then deflecting. She ain't great at conflict #Brushing it off and laughing; Jeez it was just for fun!! Lighten up already!#Exactly what Bill says when HE'S being a dick to someone!#Which is why he'd react Very Badly to that excuse #Ha ha! Fun! Of course Bill loves fun! You know what HE thinks is FUN #Barbecue. Flash-fried pork ribs. Where's that stupid pig #Dipper has to disarm that particular bomb and I highly doubt it's a pleasant process

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abigfanofstarwars · 2 months

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me the second that emotionally constipated toothpick came down the ramp in his old armor :

me 0.7 seconds later remembering Mayday:

& DONT GET ME FUCKING STARTED @ WHEN HE STARTED PICKING THE HELMETS OFF THE FLOOR THT SHIT HURTED

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novemberwasgrey · 2 months

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Jean and Eren's friendship energy:

Eren: God, Jean's such an ass!

Random cadet *snorts*: Yeah, what a horseface right?

Eren: The fck you said about my comrade?!

Random cadet: N-No, I just agreed with you-

Eren: Wanna say that to my face again?!

#no one can talk badly about jean except for him #and we all know jean's the same #they're brothers who bicker a lot okay #eren yeager #jean kirstein #erejean #snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan

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andi-o-geyser · 10 months

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“cody only has under an hour of screen time in all of star wars” maybe to you he does. to me he's the main character

#he's my most special little guy don't you GET it #in my mind's eye he also has at least an hour more of screen time from being in the kenobi show #because that's canon. FOR ME #bickering like an old married couple protecting luke and throwing bodies into the sarlac as a personal murder disposal on tattooine #everyone raise a glass for the first draft of the kenobi show that had cody chilling in the desert with obi wan as his secret buddy #where we would have had a deeper focus on themes of guilt and sacrifice and repentance and hope for a better future #by virtue of cody being there and exploring his new relationship with obi wan where they're foils for each other both driven by guilt #“my cody was so fun” yeah of course he would have been he's post war scrappy uncle cody killing bounty hunters every other thusday #how is that not the most fun thing ever #he's just so sunshiney like asfdsskk #he's my rotten soldier #he's my sweet cheese my good time boy #this is what i get for hyperfixating on clone wars for months on end #strong opinions on the rich inner lives of copy paste men and their 3 million brothers #*deep sigh* this is my life now and i love it and cannot save myself #star wars #the clone wars #the bad batch #tcw #sw #commander cody #codywan #tcw cody #clone wars #cc 2224 #(thinking of any more tags used for cody)#(nah i think we're good)#andis thought geyser

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fedoraspooky · 4 months

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Heck with it *tosses AU where he was developed in the lab as a dragon hybrid onto the massive pile of AUs as well*

Don't look at me, blame @mysticdoodles for this adorableness XD

#littol baby man #this is what happens to comfort ocs they get buried under a thousand what-if scenarios XD ;#baby dragon AU #myOCs #Charlie #cosmic fiasco #probs won't be as fleshed out as canon or cryptid au but i wanted to doodle this so yeah XD #but yeah to explain #basically aria corp experimented with dragon eggs and gene splicing with low amounts of human dna to allow for better control #only two eggs survived- a fire dragon and an ice dragon #the fire egg was lost in transport- Tikki found it and raised the baby dragon that hatched from it #the ice egg hatched in the facility- that dragon underwent rigorous training and a strict upbringing #and was later sent to recapture his firey 'half-brother' (while the eggs were from different nests the human dna used was the same)#after a few fights the ice dragon starts to spend more time spying on his quarry #and realizes hey... fire dragon kinda has a way better life than he does...#basically tikki ends up raising two half-dragons that are constantly bickering with each other lol

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emblazons · 1 year

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Finn saying the kids (the Party) grew out of D&D now they got older (suggesting that older ppl cannot or do not play D&D) when he is literally sitting with The Duffers, the two older/adult people who are hardcore D&D lovers and play the game when they're adult people..... will never stop being funny.

LMAOOOO that whole interaction was something else

Finn literally tries to save it by saying "it was more arcade than DnD" n S2 (which Matt concedes to) only for Matt to double down on the "its okay for adults to play DnD" point—and have Millie then say "from experience, right Matt?" trying to sass him?

I'm like 99.9% sure that was the moment he decided to death-by-1000-cuts even mlvn's cute moments....and seal byler with a "lets just play dnd for the rest of our lives." Like...this smile ldjhflkdjdslk they really caught Matt choosing violence in 4K

#He was like 'you may have won this convo. but you'll lose the war' & proceeded to write the most disasterous version of mlvn imaginable #friends calling their love 'bullshit'#having her new dad hate their relationship too #fighting bickering & miscommunicating the WHOLE TIME #having mike parentified like hopper and brenner #breaking them up not once but 2.5 times over three seasons #and then having will in every one of their scenes all of S4 for the audience hates them too LMFAOOOOO #an icon. truly lmao #duffer brothers #matt duffer #asks

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