okay apparently I can flirt as long I’m high I just pulled my ex co worker’s hair and told her I know I didn’t have to worry about hurting her while brushing her hair out
BUT
her: nice ass
me, trying to find pants in my messy room: i know
her: you. you have a nice ass
me, short circuiting: oh…cool. Thanks I grew it myself.
so im like
still stupid i guess
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I'm in a constant state of Bisexual panic, not because I'm coming to terms with my sexuality or surrounded by hot people, but it's because I am a Bisexual and I am panicking.
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Sweater Weather is not bisexual culture The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald is.
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Tag yourself, I'm sarcastic asexual friend
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Need the bisexual Nokia so bad
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This Bumble ad is really funny because its randomly in Spanish but also Hombres was the only one that shook. Spanish Bumble just assumes I'm gay, which is targeted advertising I guess.
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