#bonk bonk I love you

[notamamiboye]

Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life

#boop #april fool's day #notamamiboye #the boop brothers #original character #bap #bop #bonk #i love you

[andi-o-geyser]

That was a VISCERAL physical reaction. go to horny jail

#BONK go to prison #i snorted omg #that was such a funny reaction #mr timothy goose you are a married man #scandelous #i love them #ally beardsley #mother goose #timothy goose #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #neverafter liveblog #d20 #dimension 20 #dnd #andis thought geyser

[cowboythewizard726]

beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face

#LEED LEED LEED!!!! #thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you #okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it #i think its funny to call you a pussy #and mosue man #im sorry your're divorced i get it #this istn about YOU this is about LEED #LEED ORC LEADER #LEEEDDDD #GOD SHES SO COOL #AND AWESOME AND GREAT #yesterday i played dnd for the first time #and i got bonked in the head with a stone club #and now id like to imagine that was her she did that #wow #shes so cool #and shes really cute too awww awww #wonderful girl everyonme should love her #gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them #i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people #leed dungeon meshi #leed delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers

[marcobodtlives]

Current mood is Jean napping on Armin and the horse cus he bonked his head during a super important fight

He’s just having a lil nap, leave him be

#he’s just a little guy #lil lil dude #bonked his head we should all feel sorry for him #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #jean kirschtein #armin arlert #jean kirstein #jearmin #if you want #they are pretty cutesy here I won’t lie #but then again I just love the hurt/protective trope so #whump #I mean a head bonk isn’t really whump but yknow

[scootarooni]

They mean the world to me

#can you tell Bel is my favorite fhdbfhsshd #she’s just a silly little :3 creacher to me #btw that’s Tryce bonking Red becos he’s the only one in the og trio that has a braincell #anyways I love this game pls go play it 💖 #bomb rush cyberfunk #brc

[kkaisarion]

headbutting is rain's love language pass it on

#bonk #bbg i love you and all five of your pixels #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #aether ghoul #rain x dewdrop #rain x aether #raindrop #the band ghost #ghost band #pls tell me if i should credit you for the second gif #shitghosting

[emry-stars-art]

kandrew for 6 or 7? if you feel like it! ❤️ (@stabbyfoxandrew)

Knocking out a couple requests in one, the common number between them is 6! You can decide in your imaginings if this is a bonk or a kiss 😌

Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕

#other option was just #Andrew knocking the air out of Kevin with a brutal head butt lmaoooo #which was tempting #but I’m so glad you all agree head bonk Andrew is so real lol #I see your lovely asks about it and I appreciate them 😌🥰 #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #kevin day #kandrew #asks #mistletoe ask #requests #chibi #digital

[killthekilljoy]

✨ He's so babygirl when he's feasting on human blood ✨

#look at him #babygirl you are so strange and offputting #I love it #the way he bonked that guy for Guillermo was so sweet #like a mother bird #lmao #what I mean is that #Nandor shows his love through actions rather than words #wwdits #nandermo #guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandor wwdits #nandor x guillermo #wwdits s5 #what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s5 spoilers #my posts #queue

[fatuismooches]

Good day! Life is the definition of stress for me lately, so i turn to Dottie x Fragile!Reader for comfort once more. I hereby present you: bathtime!

Just before i begin - NO NSFW! Only wholesomeness! Horny will automatically have their names added to test subjects volunteers list!

Reader's mysterious sickness got worse over time. Fragile body forced them staying in bed and prevented them from completing even the simplest mundane activities, such as eating or showering. But it's no fun staying in sweaty bed, is it? So, while segments are busy changing sheets, Zandik brings his beloved to bathroom.

Let's address the obvious - reader would get extra shy. It's not the first time Zandik sees them naked, taking all physical health exams into consideration. However, man is more than willing to look away and wait - he will avoid looking at the Reader if that's what they want.

Bath time feels like luxurious spa complex. Scented bath bombs? Check. Bath bubbles? Check. Soothing music playing in the background? Check. Shoulders massage? Check. Hair-washing? Check.

Speaking of the latter, Zandik's long, slim fingers rubbing shampoo into reader's hair brings them euphoria. He's so gentle with every movement, careful not to get any bubbles into his dear's eyes. Zandik also uses shampoo of his own making (perks of being the all-knowing scientist!). If Reader's hair was greasy and messy before, once the bathtime is over, you bet their locks are smooth to the touch and extra soft.

Man would make sure the Reader has been fully dried off. He'll also personally dry their hair with hair dryer (...does Teyvat have hair dryers? Idk. Assume it's something similar then.), so they don't catch cold that could further worsed their condition! Once the spa procedures are done, Zandik will have reader dressed in fresh pyjamas and wrapped in a bathrobe, cuddled in his arms - he will then carry them bride-style back to bedroom where a bed with fresh sheets and a segment with a mug of hot chocolate was waiting for them.

Cuddles and kisses afterwards are a major part of whole bathtime procedure! Must not be skipped!

BATH TIME WITH DOTTORE. <3 Your illness frequently rendered you unable to do even the simplest of activities, most importantly the basics of living. Or perhaps your mental state was not the best and you could not bring yourself or find the energy to take care of yourself. But at least you have your lovers with you to do that when you can't yourself.

No matter how many times your husband sees you nude you still get a bit anxious about it, you know he loves you. But you still can't help but look in the mirror and wonder if he notices even more imperfections than you, after all, his eyes are very observant. However every time, he patiently holds and reassures you in his own Dottore-like very, despite how many times you two have done this same routine, he doesn't seem annoyed. You're thankful.

Dottore had honestly never used or cared for such extraneous products in the bath, he never saw the point of them. He always got in and out of the shower, he never exactly relaxed in it. It was only until you started using fancy stuff like that and forcing him into it that he started to warm up to the idea of bath time also being relaxing time (something both of you really need.) And he can easily see that this is something you need right now. However, he is clueless by himself so he probably found himself at the mercy of the Damslette and Regrator much to his dismay... but, it's for you, so he can endure...

Dottore's hands are very skilled, certain areas of his work require great control over them to avoid any mistakes, so it's not surprising in itself for them to be gentle and delicate. However, what is surprising is for that gentleness to be used on another person. It wasn't easy for him at first either, he loves you but being gentle doesn't come easily or naturally for him. But he still does try and it seems that eventually, you get so lost in the feeling of his fingers massaging your scalp that you don't notice if he messes up. I imagine you'd try to return the favor too if you have the strength. Unfortunately, it gets into his eyes but he has zero reaction to it for your sake.

After the bath, you would feel so warm and fuzzy from how good it felt, but most importantly you felt that Zandik cared, which was always very important for you. Sure, he wasn't the world's most perfect lover, but you didn't care about that. All that mattered was that he tried, and that he loved you. (He invented Teyvat's first and only hair dryer. End of story.) You'd nearly fall asleep as he dries your hair, barely hanging on by the time he dresses you in something warm. But you can't fall asleep now! You have to stay awake and treasure this moment with him! It's not often opportunities like this arise with your Zandik! And you have to be awake to feel all the kisses you'll get!

(His cup of hot chocolate definitely has a little too much marshmallows in it...)

#smooches talks #🐺 anon #fragile reader <3 #dottore love notes <3 #the *bonk go to h/orny jail* 😭 #but anyway thank you for this brainrot... it's very adorable!! #i hope you can be able to relax soon... *hugs*

[rowrowronnie]

hiking time!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress two fanart #it all started with the heavy bucket hat and then spiraled from there #heavy comes super duper uber prepared for hikes and whatnot #him and medic go bird watching and medic gets pissed because there are No birds out #demo and soldier gossip the entire time but soldier doesn’t know how to gossip and just talks about america like it’s a person #‘yeah i heard scout stole a few a’ engy’s things as payback for hiding his bonk’ ‘i love america did you see how purple those mountains are #scout makes fun of sniper’s stamina and treats every hike they go on like it’s a race and every time he does that he collapses #although not pictured i’d like to imagine engineer putting on sunscreen and then pyro seeing and following #they put it over their suit and run around with sunscreen streaks looking for firewood #and spy is probably sitting in a log cabin reading a newspaper and chuckling because he snuck away and doesn’t have to deal with the ‘daily #team building activities’ #(he’s actually secretly a huge red sox fan and met scout’s mom at a sox game but he’s so incredibly embarrassed of liking baseball that he #hides it so when everyone’s away he tunes into a sox game and pulls out his sox merch and gets hype when the sox score a point) #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #fanart #art #doodle

[angrycloudcrown]

whenever i block horny tumblr users it feels like im hitting them with the roblox ban hammer

horny on main? not on my non-fucking watch

#bonk youre dead #this is why i love the power of blocking #im sure youre a wonderful person and no i DO NOT hate you youre probably great !!! #but alas i do not want to read posts about how you want to be fucked raw #sorrgy 💔 #ash talks and talks and talks #roblox ban hammer #this would NOT go on robloxs main tag #asexual #<- feels appropriate for this #aspec #asexuality #asexual spectrum #asexuality spectrum

[nex-has-gender-envy]

"Eddie would you love me as a worm??

"....Vee, you are already a worm."

"BUT would you love me????"

"Yes..Vee, I do. "

#bonks you like dogs usually do #art #fanart #symbrock #veddie #eddiebrock #tom hardy #venom #symbiote #marvel #would you love me if i was a worm #guys #hes the worm #your daily blorbos

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

WAKE UP!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #I tried *so* hard to draw deflated wwx (per the reference to the garfield comic) but I could not get figure it out. #Yes lwj is straddling wwx. He's been shaking him this whole time. #LWJ has also been shaking. Like a nervous little dog. #What else is he to do when the love of his life collapses in front of him? #I also like to imagine that going through the nightmarish empathy showed on wwx's real body too. As in - he was thrashing about. #I am fond of my headcanon that wwx kicks and yells in his sleep and lwj is just getting a preview of it. #And oh my god. Am I ever a fan of accidental bonks (in fiction. I feel immense guilt for them in reality) #I'm really excited for several comics coming up. One in particular I have been building up to for *months*. #Sorry I've been mysteriously absent for a lot of November...I will do my best to be more consistent this December! #Thank you all for your support. Take care and stay healthy <3

[feluka]

every time i put the plate of food down for shams and noor they stand around it looking up at me expectantly like "🥺 🥺" until i lean down and then they both mrrp and then bonk their heads with mine and then they start eating. if i leave immediately after putting the food down they follow me until i lean down for them 😭 gotta say thank you before eating!!

#noor also does this when i clean the litter #he stands next to me watching me clean (we like to joke that he's inspecting to see if i'm doing a good enough job) #and when i'm done he bonks his head with mine #they know how to say please and thank you!! i raised my boys right!! #i love them so much it makes me cry sometimes. woke up today and noor was so cute in my arms it made me weepy

[puris-place]

Here's a dank KUSHala Daora I also never finished

#art #dragon art #monster hunter #monster hunter art #kushala daora #fanart #mon hunt #elder dragon #wips #I love him so much tho #He just tolerates you #He could smash me in an instant but I'm some kind of super freak that bonks dragons in music for a living

[young-aleyska]

Funny how if Jacks had been there with Evangeline when Chaos bit her/Apollo removed her memories his Little Fox wouldn't be suffering right now.

#evajacks #im sad now #WHY DO YOU KEEP LEAVING YOU IDIOTIC APPLE EATING SCOUNDREL #better not do any angsting about staying away in curse or ill reach through the pages and bonk you until you understand #nevermind the fact i'd be dead before i reach his head #alas #tbona #ouabh #the ballad of never after #evangeline fox #jacks prince of hearts #jacks x evangeline #acftl #a curse for true love