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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year

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Randomly Flashing Your Pierced Tits at Them (NSFW-ISH?)

Black Fem Reader in Mind

Ft. Sanji, Zoro, Luffy, Law

Sanji

You almost didn’t do it. This would have been detrimental—hell fatal, but Sanji has been a bit sick so Nami was on cooking duty as he was in your bed in and out of sleep

He hated getting sick, if anything he really wanted to just lay in bed with you all day, but he couldn’t risk giving his sickness to you.

“Feeling any better?” You touched his burning head nearly whining at how badly he must feel.

“No.” He sniffed sitting up. “I can’t feel or taste anything.

That’s when the idea popped up. Today was a great day not to wear a bra.

You climbed on top of him. Sanji immediately got hotter, he nearly protested you to not get close but you scoffed and kissed him anyways.

“Did you feel that?”

“I-I—I um—“

You pull up your top before he could answer and place his cold hands on your breast nearly making you hiss.

No more snot was coming from his nose, but blood instead.

He loved your jewlery so much he was toying with them with his eyes glued on how they shined on your beautiful little nipples. You laugh at his little praises of how soft they were

“Can you feel n—“

“YES!”

To this day Sanji believes your tits were the cure because he felt better the very next day.

Zoro

For this past week Zoro has been walking around the ship shirtless.

It’s not that you mind it it’s just not fair because his tits look so great and you wish he would get matching nipple piercings with you.

You and Zoro have been going out for a while and he has never actually seen you naked. There has been a few occurrences where he ALMOST seen you naked, but he quickly left the room before seeing anything.

So today you wanted to be a menace and just show him what you got and maybe convince him to get at least ONE

“Zo..”

“Hm?” He hums arms behind his head leaning on the wall of the CN.

“Would you ever get a nipple piercing.”

“What?”

“Would you—“

“I heard you.”

“Then why’d you ask.”

“…”

“No I wouldn’t.”

“Whyyyy—“

“Because they look stupid.”

Immediately offended you sit in shock

“Hey.”

“Lookit.”

You just pull up your shirt like it’s nobody’s business.

Zoro jumps the same time your breast do and you laugh at his blushing face

“WHY’D YOU DO THAT PUT THOSE AWAY!”

“IM TRYING TO SHOW YOU THEM—“

“THEM?!”

“MY PIERCINGS! See look.”

You force his face to look at your jiggly pierced tits. He’d be lying to say they didn’t look hot. How eyes widened, cheeks red, and lips now dry.

“They’re…pretty.”

“I know right. Feel it.”

Law

You flashed them on accident

A happy accident.

You were in his room and you seen one of his kimono’s and you really wanted to wear it because it looked so cozy ! So you stripped and took off your bra too because you believed you might as well be completely comfortable laying around in his room.

You actually looked so good in it, your breast loooked amazing. You moved around and pranced in your boyfriend’s room in his clothes until you got tired and decided to take a nap on his bed.

Good news about that is you probably had one of the best naps of your life.

Bad news is you were tossing and turning so much the kimono slipped off a little

“Y/N…”

“Hm?”

You jumped, Law seen you sleep and smirked. He wanted to scold or at least tease you for going through his stuff while he was away but his mind went blank seeing your bare chest as his kimono slipped down.

“O-oh! I’m sorry!” You quickly cover yourself as Law slowly approaches you and sits on the bed with and unreadable face.

“Never pegged you for a girl that had nipple piercings…”

You could see the blush on his face. Law was embarrassingly turned on seeing your little secret(s). He always suspected you had something to hide considering you always cover your chest a lot. He assumed it was a tattoo or something but this was even better.

“Yeah….you like em?!”

“I—uh…”

You took off your kimono again to expose your tatas and Law was not only speechless but feeling hot. You seen his fist balled eye’ing your breast so you grab his hand and make him touch one

“You’re my boyfriend Law, you can touch them..”

Bad idea because now that’s all he does when you two are alone or sleep.

Luffy

You were sitting on the head of the Sunny with Luffy laughing and relaxing when you got a bit warm and took off your denim jacket exposing your bra less white crop top.

Luffy wasn’t really the type to stare at your body, but since you both have gotten a bit more touchy with each other he does steal a few glances here or there

And that’s when he noticed your tits had—

“Y/N you have three nipples?! AHHAHAA!”

You furrowed your brows until you looked down and seen your erect nipples and piercings poke through your shirt on which makes it look like you have 3 nipples on each breast

“OH! No! Nonono it’s—“

“YOU DOOOO LOOK AHAHAH!”

Usually Luffy’s laugh makes you smile but right now you couldn’t get him to shut up and listen. He laughed damn near as hard when he was in Dressrosa.

You groan and pull up your shirt exposing your pierced boobies and waited for him to look at you. Once he did he finally started to calm down.

“These ARENT nipples they are piercings !”

“Huh?”

“I got my nipples pierced years ago—hey!”

Luffy immediately begins to fondle your breast. They actually feel really good bare. However when you got the piercings your nipples became very sensitive and your boyfriend started to test out that theory

“Why’d you get them? I mean they look cool but doesn’t it hurt?”

You couldn’t even answer him, he kept flicking and rubbing his fingers on your sensitive buttons making you bite your lip.

“These are kinda cool! They fit you.”

“Y-yeah.” You pull your shirt back down and Luffy pushes it back up making you jump as he got closer to cop another feel

“W-what are you doing!? Ah—…”

“Heheheh you like when I touch you here huh…”

“Luffy no!”

“Luffy yes! Common lemme…it’s just us! Besides you started it.”

Congratulations Luffy has a new toy.

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lunagojo · 1 year

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Gojo Satoru Headcanons

(these are just my personal thoughts, don't mind me ;u;)

Is bisexual (definitely not straight imo, he defs had feelings for Suguru but he also loves women)

Sings loudly in the shower (even if its early in the morning) and always gets soap in his eyes, every. single. time, which leads to him screaming and waking everyone up

Truly loves Megumi like his own son, would do anything to keep him safe

I don't think he's a virgin tbh, like everyone seems to think. I think he's fucked around a lot especially after what happened with Suguru

He's afraid of commitment not because he's a fuckboy but because he's terrified of opening his heart to someone again and losing them (he doesn't think he could handle that again and he HATES feeling weak)

Goes shopping with Nobara all the time and lets her use his credit card

Is actually a gigantic sweetheart once you get to know him better

Yes he will torment you and tease you but it's his way of showing affection :p

Unironically says 'poggers' which pisses off Megumi and embarrasses Yuuji

Sometimes he finds himself wanting someone to see him as a human being and not just the strongest jujutsu sorcerer, he just yearns to be understood again like Suguru did

This is canon but is FIERCELY protective of his students, like will actually choke a bitch if someone even looks at them wrong

Has the prettiest hands, takes really good care of them

Has the strangest taste in music, will be listening to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu at one moment and the next will be listening to Linkin Park >.>

Fidgets when he's bored

Doesn't know how to operate a laundry machine

Can eat an exorbitant amount of sweets and never get sick, his metabolism is insane

Spam calls Nanami all the time and leaves him annoying ass voicemails whenever he doesn't pick up

Comes across as an idiot but is actually incredibly intelligent and good at reading people

Would love all of his simps

MOVING ON TO THE ROMANTIC SHTUFF

I think he would appreciate a partner that's on his same wavelength, like someone who is able to match his energy and silliness, but also to understand him deeply and be patient with him

If you can make him laugh that's bonus points, he finds funny people extremely attractive

I don't think he has a particular preference in terms of appearance, despite everyone thinking he's shallow he actually values personality a helluva lot more than looks

If it's a debate of ass, tits, or thighs, he'd probably say all three

But he does have a weakness for tatas lol

If you put on his blindfold and imitate him jokingly he will propose on the spot

Is an absolute cuddle bug, if he's around you he cannot keep his hands off of you

He is EXTREMELY touch starved, once you touch him gently he will melt

Tried to cook for you once and almost burned the house down, I don't think he can cook very well XD

He will take you out on fancy dates and getaways, but the times he values most is when he just gets to relax at home with you and rest his head on your chest <3

Needs a lot of reassurance that you're not going to leave him early on

WANTS YOU TO SQUISH HIS FACE AND KISS HIM A LOT <3

Since he's so busy he's gone a lot, but he makes sure to Facetime you every day so he can see your face and hear your voice ;n;

The first time he told you he loved you was when he finally explained what happened in his past with Getou

You'd never seen him look so scared or upset but when you embraced him and told him you felt the same he sank into your arms

He doesn't fall in love easily but when he does you're never getting rid of him ;u;

#can you guys tell I love this man so much #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #gojo #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #satoru gojo headcanons

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lesbolordo · 10 months

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G'day r u aight ? Cuz I'm not.

The Hogwarts Legacy fandom lacks something. Very much.

Where the fuck are my genderbent meow meows ??? I want to see Seb with big tatas and Ominis with pretty nice thighs in witch I can die between-

I want to see Poppy as a cute beast lover boy and Imelda as a hot Quidditch player wtf ?

Urh, so much potential wasted 😔

Anyway I tried genderbending Sebinis thinking about that.

I made several headcanons about them because I have nothing to do with my life but think about Women.

Sebastian :

If Sebastian was a girl, I'd have no name for her. Really. What is the female version of Sebastian ? Urh.

Anyway, if she was a girl Anne would be a boy, obviously.

I feel like Sebby would be a chubby-buff girl. She's strong in all third ways : Is a bit round and could beat your ass with and without magic.

She was very close to her dad and so she hates Solomon even more after her parents die.

I feel like one summer she suddenly got curves and took some weight and Solomon -being Solomon- was too awkward to ask her her new size of clothes so he just tried something : spoilers, all of her clothes are too small but she doesn't seem to care much and since she only hangs out with Ominis -blind mf- nobody really tells her that her shirt is begging for help, threatened by her big tatas.

Honestly, girl or boy, Sebastian would beat your ass -or try to. He's not one to differentiate boys from girls after all.

Often deemed unladylike, "behaves like a boy". She doesn't care, she never will, move on.

She's self conscious about her height -even Masc! Seb is to me- and so she lies about being 160 cms tall when she actually is 159 cms tall. I see some Poppy inside of her, small but feisty... I think that these two would be friends, boy or girl.

"Fuck around find out."

Hates dresses. Unpractical. Ugly. She will wear dresses only for Ominis. End of the discussion.

What is going on with her hair ? No one knows. Legend has i that in the morning if you pay enough attention, you can hear the birds that accidentally got caught in it

She'd wear the boys uniform.

Ominis :

Even as a girl Ominis is the mom friend. Always looks worried and tired, but don't worry she could very well beat your ass if she wanted to.

Unlike Sebastian she comes from an aristocratic family and so she behaves "properly" for a lady, but only because it's the only thing her parents await from her : As a woman she is deemed less important -Ominis hates it- but at the same time they leave her alone most of the time.

I do not have a name for Fem!Ominis but she could step on me either way.

Fabulous lashes™️.

She may be taller, but only because all of her damn curves went into her height : flat as a wall, no ass, and very much thin like her masc version. Her depression may be chronic, but her ass is microscopic.

Speaks well, could end your career with words, won't be afraid to do so. But don't you dare bring your fists to the fight, because Sebastian is always behind to save Ominis from breaking a nail -and committing murder.

Pretty hair in appearance, but do not touch it. Under. Any. Circonstances. I'll let you ponder why. Her mother loves to put ugly hats or accessories in her hair, Ominis hates it but apparently Sebastian finds it funny and pretty, so she leaves it on. Being blind, she learned very early one way to style her hair and now she ALWAYS uses it. Because she doesn't know any better.

Long elegant pianist fingers, just like her boy version. Can and will use them to either hurt you or make Sebastian cu- Cuts her nails short. More like Sebastian does it, Ominis lies saying that she can't see she can't do it herself -Sebastian believes it.

Doesn't mind dresses. Prefers comfortable clothes, may be girls or boys.

"God let me live another day. And I'm about to cry about it."

She's tall -both for a girl and a boy- but she knows Sebastian is self-conscious about her height so they don't talk about it.

She'd wear the girl's uniform.

Now that I'm done please do give me genderbent! HLC. Especially Fem! Versions because I love women.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#hogwarts legacy headcanons #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt headcanon #sebinis #gauntlow #sebastian x ominis #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow headcanons #fem!ominis gaunt #fem!sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy

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dearweirdme · 2 months

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Full disclaimer but this is gonna be a whole ass rant because I'm tired of the fact that even in the year 2024, people are still trying to shut us up when we call out HYBE and/or 0T7 fandom fuckery towards Taehyung.

Geffen, whose main fuckin usefulness is promotion, didn't even post for TWO whole fuckin days after Layover's release. HYBE had two months notice of estimated pre-order numbers from VBar and still managed to 'run out of stock' and couldn't fulfil the order that would legitimise him breaking and exceeding the record---then they tried to shift the blame to VBar, Taehyung's biggest fanbase and main solo support 😏, to the point where she had to show her receipts proving they had advanced notice of sale numbers with plenty of time to fulfil them.

Did we not all see those petty ass moments, even in the past, where staff bought ice creams for every member besides Taehyung so Namjoon had to share his own with him so he wouldn't be left out?

Or how about the fact that when a member's name is missed out in listings and promotional ads, most of the time it's Tae's? (With Jin also being treated in a similar fashion because I know some MF gonna pull the same old whataboutism on that)

Or how about the fact that the biggest group fanbases feel so comfortable with his mistreatment that they do it themselves openly, like posting BTS GROUP photos where he isn't even there, or posting BTS solo album photos where Layover isn't even there or even openly gloating about the fact that they screwed with his merch counts?

They make their derision so blatant and despise hin so clearly but 0t7 'fans' still wanna roll out in droves to defend their asses when they stay making 'mistakes' and those 'mistakes' coincidentally stay fucking Tae over

Who do y'all think these losers are taking their lead from?

Maybe it's the same company that in one of the festas gave all of the members fortune slips and only Taehyung's was used to shit on him; warning him that if that if didn't beat to HYBE's drum terrible things would happen to his career and his future would be dire?

Yes, all members have moments of shitty treatment from fans and the company but there is a CLEAR double standard on the fandom when it comes to Taehyung. The big '0T7' accounts do not move for Tae the same way they do for others and way too many are actively working against him and they get away with it because that's the line that has been normalised by HYBE.

Go look at any comment praising Taehyung specifically and damn near guaranteed that you'll find @0T7Becky underneath it talking about how we gotta praise all the guys all at once---at a rate that doesn't happen when it's the other guys getting singular praise.

Maybe we can even take a look at official content like Run eps where editors run a consistent 'joke' of Taehyung being dumb or selfish or how about the way they tooks shots at him through Tata or in one of their shitty games?

This shit is there to see and it speaks for itself but people still want to play dumb make their false equivalence and use whataboutism to shut down any discussion of it.

Anyone who says they're active on Twitter or in these fandoms, especially those who have been fans for a while, and doesn't see or remember the difference in how Tae is treated by the company and the fans is straight up lying. 400+ antis were exposed forming a group chat to hate on Taehyung and the 0T7 fandom was 🙈🙉🙊 Its not just a couple of haters talking shit; it's actual campaigns against him; ignored, enabled and even helped by the accounts that are supposed to be representing the fandom and sharing info.

One of the other members wear a hat with braids and the fandom wants to close ranks and protect them. Taehyung wears a durag and all of a sudden we're taking a 'let's spotlight that shit and correct his behavior' stance?

Like, yeah, maybe we should be letting the guys know what's up but there's no damn consistency and the collective only want a call to action if it means shitting on Taehyung.

How many times does Taehyung have to make his 'fuck you' policy towards the company clear before we actually listen to him? Not long ago, he pretty much told us that the only reason he re-signed was for the guys. It was outta his own mouth that he implied that HYBE was an 'aint shit' company.

Something in the water is obviously not clean when it comes to Taehyung's relationship with HYBE and it hasn't been for a while.

There's a reason he has so many solo stans and it's because these people have been pointing out the weird behavior towards him for a while and they've been shut down and shut up with any mention of HYBEs passive aggressive behavior towards him for years and the fact that the 0T7 fandom suddenly take a collective leave of absence when it comes to defending him, promoting him or hyping him.

So I'm not here for any motherfuckin complaints or comparisons when this fandom has operated for YEARS on a policy that Taehyung needs to be punished, held back and deserves to eat shit because at one point he was, according to them, getting too much attention, making too many famous friends (yeah, this shit really took off after Hwarang. They didn't like that Tae was being 'singled out' for acting roles) and they 'had to make it fair'

I'm sure there'll be some wanting to play delusional in response to thise but if you look for it you can find whole ass complications of how shitty HYBE has been towards Taehyung in particular and Jin. Their mistreatment towards Jin has been dismissive and disregarding. With Tae its headed towards pettiness and spite (coincidently the two members known for being the most stubborn and assertive with the company seem to be treated worse. Funny, right? but people still wanna say there's no smoke or no fire 😏)

The difference being that it's not only HYBE who treat Taehyung like shit.

You can find screenshot after screenshot of '0t7' accounts repeatedly 'apologising' and getting passes for making the same 'mistake' 20 fuckin times over and it's always about Taehyung.

Hi anon!

You put quite some time and effort and heart into this, so that’s why I’m posting this.. and also because I do agree with parts of your ask. I’m gonna cut the conversation short after this though, because from experience I know my asks are gonna be vile and messy 😑.

#tae solo #fandom shenanigans #i’m not gonna be posting more on this #so don’t sent me stuff on this topic #because it’s gonna be a back and forth with no end

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oh-surprise-its-me · 7 months

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Mmh...let's make our favorite dummy definitely dehydrated, shall we Mac? 😗

(... I actually understand how he could forget to drink. I mean, the tea bottle is staring at me, I'm considering putting a angry face on it tho...cause it's staring really angrily)

Ah I completely understand how the dummy gets dehydrated… my aunt gently yelled at me last summer for that…

But here we go!

In Ron’s defense he was drinking things. Just not water. He’s on his third cup of coffee of the day. Really all he’s had the past week and a half is coffee.

He’ll drink the glass of water at dinner but otherwise? Nope. He’s running on straight caffeine.

Ron has been outside all day. He helped Chris fix the one part of the fence so the horses couldn’t leave. Helped Tom plant the trees he bought last weekend. Pushed Jake on the swings until Jake thought he was going to flip over and ran inside for a ball.

He feels tipsy. Not drunk tipsy. But like he’s going to pass out tipsy. Jake comes running back out of the house, behind him the four dogs follow. Chris likes to say it’s a dog for each of them. Ron knows it’s just the everlasting need to have animals around.

Jake skids to a stop in front of Ron. The ten year old has been on a energy trip all week. They can barely keep up. Especially with their deployment looming over their heads. They leave in three weeks.

Ron knows Jake doesn’t hate them for it but god. When they have to leave him and Chris at the airport it’s like something inside of him dies.

“Pa? Did you hear what I said?”

Ron blinks at him. He hadn’t. When did it start getting dark out.

Fuck.

It’s not dark.

That’s his vision going.

“Chickie I’m going to be fine but go get your dads right now.” Ron collapses forward and catches himself on the deck.

Jake stares at him for a second before taking off.

He knows that tone. That’s the I’m being so serious right now one. He sprints off towards the barn where dad was working. Tata is probably with him. “Dad! Tata! Pa passed out!!”

Chris and Tom come running out of the barn before Jake can even get there. They sprint by him. Ron’s dog is licking his face when they reach him.

“Baby?” “Hey come on wake up Sunny.”

Jake is standing to the side. “Do I need to call uncle David and Lucas?”

Chris looks up at their kid. “No baby. He’s fine. Probably just dehydrated.” Tom slaps Ron’s face.

That gets a reaction.

Ron gasps awake. He tries to sit up but Chris shoves his shoulder back down. “Stop it. Lay there. Let everything come back.”

Jake looks like he’s trying to not cry. He’s holding the smallest dog. A chihuahua mix he found in the yard last summer. “Pa? Are you okay?”

Ron sits up again. Chris makes a noise of annoyance but allows it knowing that Ron will do anything to make sure Jake is okay. “Fine chickie. Just forgot to drink water all week.”

Tom stares at him. Ron can practically feel holes being burned into his head. “All week?”

“Pa you ain’t supposed to do that. That’s a terrible idea. It’s how you get hurt!”

Tom snaps his fingers at Jake, “baby you know ain’t isn’t proper grammar.”

Chris points a in Jake’s direction. “What the ten year old with more sense then you said.”

“Come on dummy. Let’s go inside and put you on the couch. You’re gonna drink so much water.”

Tom pulls Jake under his arm. “Common kiddo. That means Batman and reminding your pa to drink for you.”

Jake let’s out a whoop. He likes being able to tell people what to do. Chris likes to say he got that from Tom.

In bed that night Ron looks a lot better. Less pale then he was earlier in the day. They didn’t realize it but apparently he was really not okay. Tom is curled up on top of him. Chris is laying behind Ron so he has a way to sit up.

There’s a water bottle on the nightstand that they keep passing over to him.

“Jesus Christ okay enough are you two trying to drown me?”

Chris pinches his shoulder, “you’re not allowed to complain. You passed out.”

Tom tilts his head up to look into Ron’s eyes. “I will ask Lucas for an IV don’t think I won’t.” Ron sighs. He pets a hand over Tom’s head. “Oh Tommy I know you would.”

There’s a beat where they just listen to each other breathing.

“I am sorry though. Really didn’t mean to scare anyone. Thought I was fine.”

There’s a sigh from Chris this time. “It’s fine you know it just be more careful.”

Tom pinches Ron’s nipple. He gets a hiss in response, “if you do this on the carrier I will end you.”

“Love you too baby.”

“I love you too you fucking idiot.”

“I’m not going to call either of you names and I’m just gonna say I love you both.”

#ron slider kerner #chris seresin #ron slider kerner x chris seresin #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #tom x ron x chris #ron x chris x tom #tom kazansky x ron kerner #chris seresin x tom iceman kazansky #young jake seresin #slider is jake's dad au #there’s a reason why Jake has anxiety. one of those reasons is his father(s)#mac writes top gun

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brightgnosis · 8 months

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The dress I ordered for Rosh Hashanah doesn't fit because HaShem cursed me with ridiculously huge tatas (like, it fits everywhere except my tits. This is literal cruelty) .... So that was a waste of $50 on a dress ... Such is just my life.

ETA: It fits if I stuff myself into the most compressive sports bra that I own. But it's still incredibly uncomfortable to be stuffed into my most compressive sports bra- and also hella sweaty. So I really don't think this is the plan for Rosh Hashanah.

I was thinking that maybe I could get lucky since this arrived basically a week early, and a re-order in a correct size will arrive on time. Except lol nvm. This dress isn't available at all anymore in an Extra Large. The color I want isn't even available in an extra extra Large, either. So, I guess it's just a flat return altogether.

This is why I hate clothes shopping- especially online.

ETA 2: HA. The company's Amazon Store had it in an Extra Large. And while I hate buying from Amazon, and it's $10 more expensive to do so? At least I can still have the dress (because I really do love it a lot), have it in the right damned size I apparently need because of this curse, and ensure it does still get here before Rosh Hashanah.

Started processing the return for the Target one, but now I've gotta print the UPS label and take it to Staples to ship it out. I think I'll wait and do all that on Wednesday when we're already going to be out and about, anyways, for my Husband's appointment. Plus, Target has a 90 day return policy so there's no giant rush.

Successsss.

#Personal #2023 #Face & Body #Just Potential Jewish Convert Things #Oklahoma

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hrokkall · 2 years

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Do you have any headcanons for my specialest little poor meow meow Lou?

Also, I have a very sad confession to make, I've been saying Lou Tatas so much I legitimately forgot his actual surname for a second. Kill me.

I almost answered one of your regular Lou Tatas asks while trying to answer this fuck’s sake

Headcanon A: Realistic

The file Daemons survived the whole Pony Island ordeal and also work at GameFuna (hence why we see Asmodeus + Buer’s notes in Secrets of Legendaria) as his right hand men. Some more right hand than others. And by that I mean he trusts Beelzebub So Much More than these other clowns (which is really saying something when he also has a literal clown as one of his high-ranking employees).

Headcanon B: Unrealistic/joke

He’s immortal (and not doing a very good job at hiding it. He’s been a middle aged guy for a while now and doesn’t seem to change day to day), but he hasn’t yet figured out how he’s going to stage “passing on the company” to himself as to not raise any eyebrows (and also because he’s gotten attached to his current human appearance and doesn’t want to have to come up with a new one). His current ideas mostly consist of faking his death in increasingly ridiculous ways that are sure to get PR attention, some of which aren’t even technically deadly. Everyone who knows of his real identity has been desperately shooting them down by the handful. He’s still got time to figure it out, and BOY are they hoping he hits the nail on the head at SOME point because he’s sure as hell not listening to any other suggestions.

Headcanon C: Upsetting (no it isn’t)

As stated in canon I’d imagine he’s probably at least a little hurt by the fact that a lot of his games are Absolute Dogshit though it’s 100% his fault and also he doesn’t take criticism and overworks his programmers (though they’re not underpaid at least) and just generally seems to have the worst ideas known to man. But also he is the devil and making people miserable is his job so he’s kind of succeeding by making Dogshit Games so there’s that. Again, this one isn’t even upsetting it just loops around to being funny again. (TL;DR I will never ever take this guy seriously. Hope this helps)

Headcanon D: Disregarding canon

I don’t know if it’s completely disregarding canon because it’s purposefully left ambiguous, but I think it’s 20x funnier if Hopeless Soul is a separate entity than Lucifer rather than just a front he put on. Hopeless Soul just lives in Lou’s work computer now and they both Hate Each Other So Bad but can’t go their separate ways because of the whole “deal with the devil” thing. They’re free, but not from each other apparently

#Re: Inbox #tasmanianstripes #Cw death #Pony Island is a disaster of a game and Lou is a disaster of a character it’s great #<- /pos by the way I genuinely find it Hilarious #Also for context on the first bit Spooky sends me asks that say ''Lou Tatas. Thoughts?'' intermittently #I have not deleted Any of them because I need to draw him one day but that day has been Never so far

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purplesurveys · 2 years

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What is your current favorite song? BTS’ Japanese songs are my shit at the moment. My obsessions with Don’t Leave Me and Ano Bashode are seeing a resurgence.

Do you develop severe withdrawal symptoms when you're weening off medicine? I’ve never experienced withdrawal, and I’ve never taken a certain medication regularly enough to go through this.

What are three of your favorite songs to sing? I don’t have favorites. I just like singing along to songs I know the words to, in general.

Have you been outside today? Nah. The farthest I’ve been is to the kitchen to get a portion of the leftover baked sushi from last night’s dinner haha.

If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Maybe New Zealand?

What color are your Converse? White.

What color is your laptop? It’s silver/gray.

What electronic gadget would you like to get next that you don't already have? This laptop is definitely up for replacement soon - apart from the battery being a shell of its former health, I’m also starting to get notifications that my apps will stop being updated since my laptop’s OS is apparently considered ancient now lol - but I feel like I’d really struggle with letting it go. This baby’s been with me through a lot of life chapters. I do only use it for surveys at this point though, so it’s actually holding out for a lot longer than it’s supposed to.

Do you take a lot of pictures? Not of myself, but of places I go to, food I try, dogs I see, etc. I like keeping souvenirs of every day.

What is your favorite ride at the fair? The octopus, but my stomach has a love/hate relationship with it.

Have you ever made sand art at the fair? Idk what that is and I don’t think that’s ever been a thing at our local fairs.

Would you ever marry someone who was lower class? Wow, what a question. Yes, I would.

Do you have an afghan? I have no idea what this is.

What color is your recliner? We don’t have one of those.

Do you have a balcony? Yep, technically. We used to have an Actual Balcony but the space was turned into an extra bedroom around 6, 7 years ago. We do have a rooftop and that’s where I like to go when I want to be alone without having to drive out.

Who do you write letters to the most? I don’t write letters often.

Do you share your diary with anyone, or does no one ever read it but you? Nobody knows about this blog apart from my sister and, regrettably, the person I used to date. Neither check it out though, as far as I know.

Are you jealous of anyone, even mildly? If so, who? Nah. I look out for me only.

What color are your favorite shorts? Gray.

Is there a guy you wish you hadn't let slip away? Nopes.

Favorite magazine? I don’t have one.

Have you ever done a craft you saw in a magazine? Maybe as a kid. Have you ever made a recipe you found in a magazine? I don’t think so.

Have you ever written to an advice columnist? No, I personally don’t find it helpful hearing advice from someone I don’t know.

Do you think you would make a good advice columnist? No. Same rationale as the one above; I would only feel confident giving advice if I knew the person well, i.e. my friends.

Which do you prefer: English or math? Math, as long as it doesn’t go so far as to cover calculus and trig lol. The way I remember English classes is largely analyzing novels, and I didn’t really enjoy that much even if I got good grades in exams.

What color shirt brings out the color in your eyes? I dunno. My eyes aren’t that remarkable to begin with.

Which store do you want to win a shopping spree at? Pick up to 3. S&R, H&M, NCAT. Lol at all of them being initials.

Are you jealous of someone who has more money than you? I am not. I mean of course it’s always good to be making more money than I am now, but I’m just glad I have a job to begin with. What color is your teddy bear? I don’t have a teddy bear but I do have a bunch of Tatas in my room. Tata is red, of course.

Who is a singer that has given you chills? Jin.

Do you watch America's Got Talent? Nopes.

Do you think you could win America's Got Talent? Not in a million years. I don’t even have a talent to show off.

What act would you perform in a talent show? My talents have never been on the performance side. If I had anything to show off it would be my writing.

What area are you the most gifted in, do you think? Again, writing. Non-talent-wise, reading people.

Have you ever practiced yoga? I’ve tried but I didn’t find it fulfilling and felt impatient for the most part.

Do you find handstands scary? Hmm, I don’t think scary is the right word for it. Like, I just don’t attempt them because I don’t want to risk breaking my arm/s, which actually nearly happened when I was a kid trying to do a handstand.

Do you think babies are cute or scary? Lots of work, more than anything. I find them neither cute nor scary.

What is your favorite thing to buy at the Farmer's Market? I’ve never bought anything from that kind of store.

Do you eat dessert every day? Nopes.

Do you get carsickness? It’s very unpredictable. There are days I can work in a car, i.e. use my laptop or phone for an hour straight; and there are other times I’d feel much more poorly and I’d be forced to keep looking straight because otherwise I’d end up dizzy.

What color is the rim of your full-length mirror? White.

Who do you have a crush on at the moment? Nobody.

Did your Barbies get crushes on each other and go on dates? The few Barbie dolls I had were unused for the most part. Kid-me was never into dolls much.

Did you ever play church with your dolls? No, definitely not church.

What was the name of your first imaginary friend? Katrina.

What is your state's bird (if you live in the US)? I don’t live in the States.

Which style of wedding dress is your favorite? I like the look of lace, but I don’t really have a particular favorite style.

What's a good boy's name that starts with the same letter as yours? Rafael.

Have you ever wondered what "Better in Stereo" means? Uhm, no, I don’t think so.

Do you sing into your hairbrush? I never do.

Green or red? Red.

Forgiveness or revenge? Neither. I rarely forgive but I also never plot revenge; I just cut out whoever needs to be cut out and focus on moving on. That’s typically how I work my way back to happiness and peace.

Do you wish on stars? I don’t. I like staring at them, though.

Do you enjoy editing videos? I do not.

Do you enjoy editing photos? Not really. I rarely retouch photos I take and just post them as is.

What photo editing site do you use, if any? I use whatever filters are available on Instagram.

Do you have photoshop? Nope. I’ve tried using it before but never understood how anything works. Do you use iMovie? Once. Don’t ask for what. What is something you enjoy doing? Going to museums. Seeing art.

Do you pray a lot? Nope. Never.

Do you cry out to God in desperation frequently? I used to. Homeboy don't give a fuck. < Same.

Does your make-up stay on when you cry? I’ve never cried while having make up on.

Do you want to be friends with someone who doesn't feel the same? Not really. If I don’t feel the same energy from someone, I will typically get the hint and stop exerting the effort.

Were your favorite celebrities when you were growing up the same age as you? No, they were all a bit older. I don’t think I was ever into anyone who was also born in 1998.

If you had a twin sister, what would she be named? I have no clue, actually. Maybe it would just be the name that ultimately went to my sister?

What is your birth order in the family? I’m the eldest.

If you gave birth, do you think you would want it filmed? In vlog-style, sure. I wouldn’t agree to a professional recording lol.

Are you a woman? Yep.

Do you have too much clutter? Like, in my room? No. In my head? It could probably be cleaned up a bit, haha.

Have you ever been to a counselor, and if yes, was it a good experience? Yeah, we had annual counselor interviews in my first school. I hated every single one of it because I knew it was mostly for routine and that the counselors didn’t know who I was anyway; and because it also largely felt like they were snooping around for shit to dig, ready to turn it against me.

Do you think it's better to talk to a counselor or talk to a friend? Friend.

What is one thing you are really good at? Parking. LOL

What did you go to college for? Journalism.

Do you want to go back to school for something else? If yes, what? Nah, it’s not in my plans any time soon.

What would your dream job be? I would love to work at a museum as part of its communications/promotions/PR arm, if those positions even existed. I know I’d be much happier doing that instead of spending every day rotting a little bit more as a corporate slave.

Are you happy today? Yeah I was super happy. It was a special non-working holiday so I got a day off work; and not even kidding, I spent the whole day in bed just alternating between watching Run BTS and playing In the Seom hahaha.

Favorite emoji? The teary-eyed but still smiling emoji. It’s a fairly new one.

Best word to describe you? Uptight.

Is your life a nightmare or a dream come true? It’s neither. I feel like I’m working towards a dream come true though, so that’s at least a good thing that’s happening.

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camcab · 1 year

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Weekend

4th November - 6th November

Friday

Ellen and I are definitely one of the privileged ones being able to have a home together, have a home office, and work from home. I've been working from home for a while now, I feel like I'm always more productive WFH than going into the office. There's just too many people to talk to for a chatty person like me. There's obviously pros and cons to it like I can wear the comfiest clothes ever and turn my camera off and no one at work would see how cosy I look all the time. My mental health suffers when I WFH too much though.

Queenie visited us on Friday and we let her in for a bit, I think she got scared of our new dehumidifier though. We played with her outside too and she put up the washing line with us.

But...just having her around instantly made my mental health better. What is it about cats? They seem to be really good at doing that. I remember when I took a mental health day off work, Queenie came to visit. I think it was just coincidence that she visited, but I was convinced that she could sense I wasn't feeling good that day.

We went out for dinner at Harry's Soul Station with Jem and our new friend Beth. We met her at Jem's Halloween party (it's terrible how I haven't even written about that yet). I had a great time, had great food, and great company! It's crazy how it was only last year that we knew Jem and now she's a great friends of ours. Oh how time flies! I hope Beth also becomes a good friend. I'm sure she will, she's great.

Saturday

We had a day full of workshops and networking. Ellen and I went with our group of friends Jem, Cai, and Tata. It's a shame that Elliot couldn't make it, but he does live in Cambridge so he's a bit far from us!

Puppet Workshop

It was really nice just doing something a bit different as a group. We did the Puppetry Workshop first and I was in a pair with Cai. It's always fun seeing Cai, we haven't seen him in months! But Cai and I just messed around though, got told off quite a bit but hey, workshops are meant to be fun!

I think the woman hated me though because I wasn't taking it seriously and she's a very serious theatre lady and puppet maker. I just wanted to have fun with my friends really. We didn't do any 'icebreakers / get to know me - i'm 25, this is what i do, blah blah blah'. I think that would have helped her understand that we're more advanced than she thought.

EmpowerHER

While it was great to hear what the kids thoughts about empowering people, I thought this workshop was so disorganised. I didn't really know how I, as a young professional, could use this workshop as reference for work.

Norwich 2040 City Vision

This was a bit more corporate and more tailored to my industry (UX). But OH MY GOD, this workshop just didn't have a good structure to get the best insights out of the people taking part. I signed up to fix their structure though.

Sunday

We went out for dinner and games again with Beth and Jem to Slice + Dice, it's a board game place in Norwich that serves plant-based meals.

I didn't grow up in a board game family nights kind of household so I was never into playing board games at all. Being with Ellen has helped me feel more comfortable and confident playing, I find that some people can get quite toxic so I think that's why I never wanted to play before.

We played a few games before playing Horrified. I find quite a few gamers to be very patronising, but the guy who helped us was wonderful! It was definitely difficult to get your head around the first time, but we all really enjoyed it once we started playing.

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cherryglossie · 3 years

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Headcannons of the kings having a mate with big breasts especially during sex?

Twilight Reactions: Reader has big boobs [Volturi Kings]

ARO VOLTURI

a true gentlemen in public

but if was just you and him

your boobs become his stress relief squishy‘s

or he’s touching them cuz they’re just fun to play with

you didn’t really mind as long as he avoided the nipples

cuz those were sensitive

and being horny all the time did not sound pleasing

more so when you knew he was busy 95% of the time

however…

if he did have time

he’s going all out

he’s worshipping the titties bro

squeezing them, pinching and sucking your nipples

he loves your boobs so much

they bring him so much joy

one time he caught someone else staring at them once

that didn’t end

but all you had to do was pop a boob in his mouth and he was calm

he is literally a man-child

it drove you crazy sometimes, but he was your man-child

“Have I ever told you, you have that most beautiful-”

“-Yes.”

MARCUS VOLTURI

gentlemen in public and when your alone

like he doesn’t touch them without your permission

doesn’t even stare at them cuz this good boy doesn’t want to make you uncomfy

but it made you frustrated

it got the point where you started to feel a little insecure about them

did he not like big boobs?

did he not like your boobs specifically?

it was stressing you the hell out

and he was beginning to notice it

overheard you complaining about this problem to Heidi

took initiative

starts paying more attention to your chest

you catch him staring

he hugs you a little tighter so your boobs are squished against him

truly, this guy loves every inch of you

like everything

you were perfect in his eyes

what you wanted, you got

so if you wanted him on your boobs more, who was he to keep that from you?

plus

who the hell hates boobs?

one day you came to his office to visit him for a little while

but this man was feeling needy

the moment you walked in he was all over you

you sat on his desk, with him standing between your legs

your shirt and bra were pushed down

boobs falling out like you were some anime character

he’s holding your boobs in each hand

squeezing them, making them bounce

he took one nipple in his mouth and sucked, hard

you were a goner

yeah, this guy loves your boobies

don’t you worry

CAIUS VOLTURI

look at this little shit ☝︎

this beast has no shame

always staring at them

always touching them

anytime, anywhere

has totally tricked you into doing something stupid just so he could see your boobs bounce

it’s annoying sometimes

but you use this to your advantage

you make him angry?

you shove his face in your boobs

you’re feeling spicy?

you pop them out for him to see and wait for the magic to happen

this man has it bad for you

some people think he’s an ass

which he is

but to you

he was like a fairytale

unless he was the one feeling spicy

then all that fairytale shit flew out the window

he’s squeezing, sucking, biting

loved making you ride him so he can watch them bounce really fast

has definitely motorboated the tata’s

he’s ridiculous

but you love it

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blu-joons · 3 years

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When Your Child Prefers A Different BT21 Plush ~ BTS Reaction

Jin:

His eyes rolled as he tried to pass the RJ into your daughter’s lap, only for her to stare back at in confusion. The laughter that came from you hardly helped the situation either.

“What’s wrong with RJ?” Jin huffed, turning him around in the hope it might appeal to her. “This is daddy’s toy; you’re supposed to like him.”

Your head shook as Jin glanced back across at you. “I keep telling you that she’s got a thing for Koya, she’s not giving up.”

“But Koya isn’t daddy’s,” he tried to reason with her yet again, but she continued to stare back at him. “What can I do to change your mind?”

As much as you didn’t want to say it, you simply couldn’t help yourself. “Give her the Koya plush back and I reckon she’ll be in a better mood Jin.”

“You’re supposed to be helping me.”

“But she doesn’t like it.”

His expression softened as he met the eyes of your daughter, “alright, you win this time, but one day I will get you loving your RJ plush my sweet one.”

“I think you’ll have a hard time ever trying to convince her.”

Yoongi:

The shrieks that came from your son as Yoongi tried to pass the Shooky into his pram soon caught the attention of everyone in the store, leaving you both humiliated.

“Please put the Tata back in before he has a complete meltdown,” you requested, feeling your cheeks burn up from everyone’s stares.

Yoongi sighed, swapping out the toys in the baby bag, “imagine crying at your father’s own toy, it’s like he prefers Taehyung to me.”

“I’m sure that’s not the problem,” you muttered, desperate for Yoongi to hand the Tata over. “People are looking, just hurry up and give it to him.”

It was only when Yoongi looked around, did he realise just quite how much commotion he’d caused. “All of this because of a toy, you’re just like your father.”

“You knew he was never going to take Shooky.”

“He might’ve surprised us Y/N.”

Your head shook instantly, “Yoongi, I love you, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, but he hates that Shooky toy with an absolute passion.”

“My own son hates my toy, how do any of the fans even like it.”

Hoseok:

Whilst you always knew your son was far from a fan of Mang, you knew worst case scenario had unfolded when you and Hobi watched on as your son reached for Chimmy instead.

“Well, that’s me leaving the group,” Hobi whined, dramatizing as usual. “I’m never going to hear the end of this from Jimin, I can’t listen to it.”

Your hand pushed against his arm, “stop being so overdramatic for just a moment, it’s really not the end of the world that he chose Chimmy.”

“It’s like you’ve forgotten what Jimin is like, he’s going to be so smug if he finds out Y/S/N likes Chimmy,” Hobi frantically informed you.

Your eyes looked across at your son, noticing how much of a shine he’d taken to the yellow plush. “You’re just going to have to convince him Mang is better.”

“How am I going to do that, he’s two Y/N.”

“You best get thinking then.”

A loud groan came from Hobi, enough to startle your son too. “Y/S/N, shall we play with the other toys too, maybe even that blue one there?”

“No, I want to play with the yellow one daddy.”

Namjoon:

There was only one person that Namjoon could blame for your daughter’s adoration of her Cooky toy, and that was you. You were the reason the Koya had been discarded long ago.

“If you hadn’t have given her the Cooky toy that time when she was throwing a tantrum, she’d have no interest in it,” he constantly reminded you.

Your eyes rolled back at him, “you know that she loves the colour pink, it’s not my problem that you decided to make a blue toy.”

“I bet she’d love Koya if he’d been there to comfort her when she was upset, but instead you gave her Cooky,” he continued to vent, blaming you.

You could only shake your head at how whiny he was, “are you ever going to let it go that she prefers a different toy to yours, or is this it now?”

“She’s upstairs sleeping with a Cooky toy Y/N.”

“And she’s very happy with it.”

His head shook, still not impressed by how his toy had been discarded. “I still think she’d be much happier with a Koya, I’m just going to have to train her.”

“Good luck with training a toddler Joon, you’ve got no chance.”

Jimin:

Another groan of frustration that came from the living room let you know just how Jimin was getting on in trying to convince your daughter to give up her Shooky for a Chimmy instead.

“Shooky isn’t even a good character, he’s a boring colour,” Jimin tried to convince her, turning the plush around, “at least daddy’s is nice and colourful.”

Her head shook, still reaching out to try and take the Shooky from him. “I want this one, I don’t want daddy’s toy, give that one to me.”

“I know they sound the same, maybe that’s why you’re confused,” you overheard Jimin reason as you walked into the room, taking a seat on the sofa.”

Your daughter instantly crawled over to you as you did so, “daddy won’t give me my toy,” she whined, using your legs to stand herself up properly.”

“I think she wants the Shooky one Chim.”

“But that’s Yoongi’s toy.”

You shrugged back at him, watching on as he reluctantly handed it over. “I know you think yours is the best, but she seems to have other ideas about that.”

“Chimmy is the best, I’m going to prove it to her soon enough.”

Taehyung:

The sight of you and your son cuddled up on the sofa melted Taehyung’s heart as he walked into the living room, only to frown when he saw your son gripping tightly onto RJ.

“What’s going on?” He huffed as your eyes opened, smiling up at him, relieved to see him home. “You gave him the RJ toy instead of Tata?”

Your head nodded, too tired to argue with him. “You should have seen the tantrum he threw when I tried to give him Tata Tae.”

“I thought we agreed that we’d try and get him to like Tata more, he’s always photographed holding an RJ instead, and I’m fed up with Jin being so smug,” he sighed.

You carefully moved your son so that you could sit up properly. “We did agree, but I’m not prepared to wrestle my toddler for the sake of a plush toy.”

“Was he really that displeased by Tata.”

“Well…I guess, a little.”

A gentle sigh came from him, in awe of how tightly he held onto his RJ. “Maybe I might just have to accept defeat this time around and let him have it.”

“He’ll come around to Tata, one day, when he learns more about him.”

Jungkook:

Your daughter’s eyes lit up as soon as she saw the Mang toy that Jungkook held onto, refusing to even acknowledge the Cooky that he was also holding onto, just for her.

“This one,” Jungkook smiled, moving the Cooky so that it was in front of her, “you’re meant to like this one, the pink one, not the blue one.”

Her head shook, grabbing out for Jungkook to pass her Mang instead. “I want blue!” She yelled, pushing the Cooky out of her way.

“But that toy isn’t daddy’s,” he sighed, moving Mang further away from her as she climbed into his lap. “At least pretend to like Cooky just a little bit.”

You scoffed at how quick she was to dismiss the Cooky in front of her. “She’s three Kook, she’s not going to ever pretend to like anything.”

“I don’t want it; I want the blue.”

“Don’t you like the pink?”

Her head shook, continuing to refuse to humour her father, which you enjoyed watching. “She’s not going to grab him; I’d give up if I were you Kook.”

“How are these supposed to sell when my own child doesn’t want it?”

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echotrinityme · 2 years

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Flesh (StickPrice)

A/N: It's about time I wrote Toppat King Henry, and yeah the title is from the same song from Simon Curtis. So if any of you know Simon Curtis and his songs...you should know where this is going. And this was also inspired by another fanfiction about Toppat Henry, I forgot the name of the story.

Rupert was sitting in a cell for the fifth day in a row, he got captured by the Toppat Clan a couple days ago. How did he managed to get captured by the Toppats was beyond him, he was just promoted to Captain and he got captured by the Toppats! Previous captains before him will probably be laughing their asses off if they hear about this, Rupert groaned in frustration as he kept thinking about his failure.

He put his head down and pulled his knees to his chest. He hated himself that he was in here, he wants to escape but he can't. He was also wondering on why no one from the government hasn't come to rescue him yet, surely they would have done something by now.

A pair of footsteps walked to his cell while Rupert was brooding, the footsteps stopped in front of Rupert's cell. Rupert didn't even pay attention, he was still brooding. He closed his eyes and opened them again. He now saw a pair of boots on the other side of the bars, he closed his eyes again cause he knows those pair of boots anywhere. Henry Stickmin was standing in front of the cell with a smile on his face, he was obviously enjoying seeing Rupert in a cell.

"Hey you!" said Henry, still smiling as Rupert glanced up at him. "You are free to go."

Henry was pointing to the exit as he finished his sentence, Rupert stared at him indifference. "HAHAHAHA!" Henry laughed, then sighed. "Not really..."

"Not funny..." Rupert murmured, lowly.

"Oh? Isn't that what you had said to me a couple months ago?" Henry asked, he had a smug grin on his face. "Do you remember?"

Rupert did remembered that he said that to Henry, such irony that their roles were reversed now.

"The lust for freedom is so very seductive, right?" Henry said, smugly. "Nobody would like to sit behind bars for several days, months, and years. Whether your are guilty or not, I understand that all to perfectly."

Rupert stood up and glared at Henry, "Now you know what it feels like to be in my skin." Henry finished, annoyed.

Rupert ran up to the cell as Henry took a step back, Rupert griped the bars as he kept glaring at Henry. " I swear Henry when I get out of here, your brain would be splattered against these was walls." threaten Rupert, livid.

"Oh you're mad, Rupy?" mocked Henry, darkly. "What are you going to do? Get me into a secluded place and have your "way" with me? Like you did that one time to me...to teach me a lesson?"

Rupert's face fell when Henry brought up the time that he...uh...um...the time he fucked Henry. Yes, you heard read that right. Rupert fucked Henry...why? Rupert doesn't know but he regrets that day...kinda of, "God damn it, whore." Rupert growled, lowly. "You would not let that go."

"Go choke on a sandpaper cock." Henry replied, flipping the bird at Rupert. "Bye now, I have to take my leave, tata!"

"Oi! I'm not done with yer just yet!" bellowed Rupert, but he was ignored.

Rupert sat back down in cell, he sighed heavily as he resumed his position. He growled at himself as he remembered the time he took Henry to a back room at the police station and had his way with him. Henry was annoying him and Rupert tried to ignore him but Henry knows how to piss him off, Rupert had enough of him. He took Henry to a private room and he started to beat the shit outta of him, Henry fought back of course. They punch each other for a few minutes until Rupert accidentally ripped Henry's prison uniform, he ripped the top part of Henry's uniform.

They stopped for a second, panting while catching their breaths. Rupert stared at Henry's upper body, he saw old scars all over his body. Some of the scars looked old while some still looked new, Rupert kept staring at Henry's scars while the criminal was feeling awkward. Then suddenly, as if someone was controlling him. Rupert grabbed Henry by the shoulders and kissed him, Henry was shock at first but kissed back. The kiss became heated as they touched each other, then the kiss became a makeout session.

After that it was a blur for Rupert but all he remembered that Henry was on the floor, begging for him, Rupert feeling immense power, and both feeling very satisfied. After that "incident", Henry escaped and made Dave lose his job. Rupert hated Henry ever since, he thought he never had to see Henry again but life had other plans. When Rupert had heard that Henry was the new leader of the Toppat Clan, he was not surprised. Considering he's a criminal and the Toppat Clan consists of multiple criminals.

But what did surprised Rupert that he managed to get captured by the Toppat clan, he grumbled some more. He bowed his head down and covered it with his arms, he had to get out of here...but how? He then again, thought back to his tryst with Henry, he then got a dark feeling. He remembered that Henry was loving getting fucked by him...Rupert smirked darkly, oh yeah...he has a plan to get out of here.

The next day, Henry went to visit Rupert again. Henry loved it when he taunted Rupert yesterday, he loved the look on his face when he mentioned their tryst. He hated Rupert after that, he let himself get taken advantage by a cop. But...he hated to admit...he liked the feeling Rupert's cock inside him, no one knows about his tryst with Rupert, not even his Right Hand Lady. Henry walked to the cells and stopped in front of Rupert's cell. Henry glanced inside the cell and saw Rupert leaning against the wall, Rupert didn't look at him. His face was covered with his hat, he had his arms crossed.

Henry raised an confused eyebrow, "Hey, what's going on?" he asked, in confusion. Rupert thought he heard some concern in Henry's voice but he was probably imagining it.

"Oi, I got a proposition for you." replied Rupert, lowly.

Henry blinked, "Oh? What kind of proposition?" he answered, curiously.

"Why don't you come inside and I will tell you."

"Why would I do that?"

"Do you want to hear the proposition or not?"

"Hmmm."

Henry thought for a moment, something tells him that what Rupert was proposing was a trap but on the other hand, it wouldn't hurt to know about the proposition.

Henry got out his keys and unlocked the cell door, he went inside the cell. Once inside the cell, he closed the cell door. While Henry was doing that, he didn't noticed Rupert was smirking. Henry then turned around and saw Rupert actually looking at him.

"Ok...what's the proposition?" Henry questioned, again.

There was a heavy silence and Rupert didn't answer Henry, Henry was confused again as he was about to ask Rupert again but was grabbed by the collar.

Rupert grabbed Henry's collar and slammed him against the wall, Henry gasped in pain as his vision blurred. He didn't have time to fight back when Rupert was right in front of him, Rupert then started punching him. Henry punched him back, they started fighting each other.

While they punching and kicking each other, Rupert felt the dark feeling he was feeling yesterday. The feeling was intense that it burned Rupert on the inside, it was so painful that Rupert couldn't take it anymore. Rupert then slammed Henry on the floor, and pinned his arms above his head.

Henry tried to get away but Rupert was strong, Henry looked up as he panted. Rupert also panted, their faces were bruised and had blood on their faces. Rupert smiled darkly at Henry's state, it was now time to make his move. Rupert got out a pocket knife that he secretly kept hiding and started to rip Henry's clothes off.

Henry panicked upon seeing his clothes ripped off, where did Rupert get the pocketknife? He thought they got all his weapons, but apparently they missed one. Henry tried to escape again but Rupert's grip was too strong, Rupert cut Henry's waistcoat, then he cut Henry's buttons off of his white shirt. Henry squirmed as he felt his clothes being ripped apart, Henry's face became red as he felt his nipples perk off cause of the cold air hitting them.

Rupert was enjoying Henry's reaction, he then put his knee onto Henry's crotch. Henry squeaked in surprise, Rupert pressed his knee harder into Henry's crotch. Henry's eyes widened as he pulled his head back, and moaned. Rupert chuckled as he felt himself get hard as a rock, he also felt himself getting warm.

Rupert put down his knife and started taking off his top uniform, which was difficult cause he was using one hand while the other was keeping Henry in place. But he managed to get off his uniform, Rupert then used his uniform top to tie Henry's hands up.

After he finished doing that, he took off Henry's boots. Henry tried to kick him but Rupert immediately stopped him from doing that. Rupert's pants was getting tighter by the second, his "friend" was getting impatient and so was he.

Rupert thought "fuck it" as he unbuttoned his pants, Henry's eyes widened some more. After Rupert unbuttoned pants, his underwear was exposed, and it was doing a very poor job of hiding his cock. Rupert then unbuttoned Henry's pants, which also did a poor job of hiding Henry's cock.

Rupert took off Henry's pants and spread his legs, Henry trembled a bit. Rupert saw this as he smirked, Henry was nervous as hell. Rupert used some of his spit to put on his fingers, he then put two fingers into Henry's hole. Henry hissed in pain as he felt Rupert's fingers inside of him, he tightened up as Rupert started scissoring him.

Rupert kept scissoring him despite Henry being tight, Henry groaned in pain and pleasure as he was being scissored by Rupert. Once Rupert was done scissoring him, he positioned himself in front of Henry's hole. Without warning, Rupert thrust inside Henry. Henry pulled his back as he screamed, he wrapped his legs around Rupert's waist.

Rupert didn't wait for Henry to adjust as he started thrusting in and out. He moaned in ecstasy as he felt Henry tighen around his cock, Henry wrapped his arms around Rupert's neck. While Rupert was thrusting inside Henry, Henry felt liquid running down his thighs and legs.

It was not cum, it was blood. Henry screamed in pain as Rupert thrust deeper, Rupert chuckled darkly at Henry's pain. "Ha!" Rupert exclaimed, happily. "You're enjoying this, are you?"

Henry was about to reply when Rupert hit Henry's prostate and he screamed again. Rupert covered his mouth with his hand, "Nuh uh." Rupert said, sharply. "You don't want no one to hear you now...do you?"

Henry froze for a moment, "After all, you don't want your clan members seeing their leader get fucked by a merely Government dog." Rupert continued, wickedly. "Do you?"

Henry still froze, Rupert had a point. He didn't want any of the Toppat clan members seeing him like this, especially Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man, and Ellie Rose. He didn't want to feel humiliated cause they saw him get taken advantage of by a government dog.

Henry glanced up at Rupert who waited for an answer, Henry bit his lip and nodded vigorously. Rupert smiled at Henry's answer as he kept thrusting deeper, Henry dug his nails into Rupert's back. He scratched him from Rupert's shoulder blades and down his back.

Rupert went faster as he put his face on Henry's neck, Henry felt Rupert's hot breath on his neck. Rupert then bit Henry's neck, making Henry cried out in pain. Rupert bit hard as he broke Henry's skin to draw blood, Henry moaned in pleasure as he felt Rupert licked his blood.

"Heh. Yer enjoying this? Yer whore?" Rupert taunted, as he was groaning.

"Y-Y-Yes!" exclaimed Henry, in ecstasy.

"Yer can never resist my cock in yer, slut."

"Aggh! H-h-hah!"

"Look at you...moaning like a bitch in heat...come on... beg for my cock."

"U-u-uh! O-oh g-god...fuck!"

Rupert was getting more hard as he heard Henry moaning like crazy, he then felt Henry licked his neck and cried out in pain as Henry bit his neck. Henry bit Rupert's neck hard that he broke his skin, he licked up the blood. Henry felt his back having pain and he knew that it's gonna hurt the next day, but he doesn't care.

Rupert got his pocketknife again and started making cuts all over Henry, "Beg for my cock!" Rupert snarled, like a wild animal.

"P-P-P-please! G-give me y-y-your cock!" Henry replied, voice high pitched.

"Heh...since you asked so nicely~"

Rupert kept going faster, harder, and deeper. They were both drowning in lust, pleasure, and ecstasy. Rupert kept giving Henry some cuts until he stopped, he put his knife down as Henry kissed him. Rupert kissed back, and their tongues fought for dominance. Rupert won as he felt himself getting close, Henry was getting close too, judging by how he tighten around Rupert's cock.

Then a few moments later, they both climaxed. Rupert spilled inside Henry as he pulled his head back as he saw stars, Henry's cock splattered cum all over his stomach. Henry's vision went black for a moment, his vision returned when he felt Rupert still cumming inside of him. Rupert groaned as he kept cumming, he felt Henry milking him out and chuckled lowly at that.

They both stayed in that position, they were both panting and sweating. Rupert pulled out as Henry winched in pain, Rupert saw there was blood and cum dripping out of Henry. Rupert sighed as he stood up to put his clothes back on, Henry wasn't even paying attention to Rupert.

Rupert finished putting on his clothes as bent down to look at Henry once more, he then spotted Henry's keys and grabbed them. Rupert headed to the cell and opened it. Before he left, he turned around to find Henry sitting up and dazed.

"Oi." called out Rupert, softly as he watched Henry try to cover himself with his cape.

Henry glanced up at Rupert in a dazed state, "Thanks for the keys, rat." Rupert cackled, evilly. And then he left, leaving Henry all alone.

Henry stared at the entrance of the cell as his whole body hurt, he trembled as he felt his vision blurred with his tears. He let himself get taken advantage of again! How could he be such an idiot! Henry closed his eyes as he covered himself with his cape, he had such bad luck.

He then started to sob quietly, why did it feels so good but hurts so bad?

A/N: Does anyone want to join me in hell?

Also, this is for Blue_Fanlady as a gift! Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoyed this!

Btw, for those of you who watches the web series, Helluva Boss, there's a reference here to the series.

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thetaoofzoe · 3 years

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Fic: Crescent Moon 1/1

Title: Crescent Moon

Pairing: Henry Cavill x YOU

Rating: Sexy, fluff, teasing, some swearing and borderline language

Summary: As a working model, you landed a coveted Dunhill Cologne job. The number one rule in the industry is NOT to get involved with your fellow models. But, the delicious blue eyed boy waiting for you on set changed your mind.

Gif by amancanfly

Note: this is absolutely a trash fic. So.. here ya go :)

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‘I can’t very well put my tongue in her mouth without even knowing her name, Jamie,’ Henry groused and cast a furtive glance over his shoulder to where you sat in a rickety director’s chair getting your make-up retouched.

‘You’re so fucking, English, Henry,’ Jamie replied easily. ‘Do you need a little page three girl? Get your courage up?’

‘Fuck off.’

Why would he need boobs in newspaper form when he had a real live woman right there on set?

Jamie laughed and slid an overly friendly arm around Henry where his tuxedo jacket stretched crisp and inky black across his broad shoulders.

‘Listen. You are the handsome face of Dunhill. Right? You are paid to do what you’re told and to sell the product. It’s my job as principal photographer to make you look delicious so that every little wet twat out there wants to buy this cologne for her ruddy, beer bellied husband and every lad wants to look exactly like you in the hopes of pulling a posh bird.’

Jamie thumped Henry’s chest with the base of his palm and smoothed down the artfully undone bowtie around his neck.

‘We understand each other?’

Henry nodded. He depended on Jamie for the campaign and pissing him off wasn’t in his best interest.

‘Good, now go sit in the chair and put your fucking tongue into her mouth. And for the love of god, act like you like it.’

‘What’s her name?’ Henry asked shrugging out from under the heavy arm weighing him down.

‘Fuck if I know, ask her yourself. While you’re at it, why not ask for her ring size as well and her old gran’s maiden name.’

‘Jesus Christ, Jamie. What the hell is wrong with you?’

Jamie scrubbed a hand across his unkempt face and was tempted to spill his guts about the divorce papers with which he’d been served that morning.

‘Just…. go do what I tell you and we can all get paid. We still have a night shoot on the bridge and we have to make it quick.’

With that, Jamie turned round and walked off of the dimly lighted set. To calm himself, Henry tried to push his hands into the pockets of his slacks, and not for the first time that day he remembered that they were rented and the pockets had been sewn shut. Instead, he swiped his moist hands on his thighs and went back to the curved, crescent shaped chair on the set. It was supposed to be an easy shoot. Lounge in the chair, smoulder, have girl between his thighs leaning adoringly over him, avoid looking down her low-cut top and boom – 5k in the account.

When you joined him on set, he glanced at you out of the corner of his eyes, and half-smiled awkwardly. He’d been paired with high end models before who had been icy and hurried. But you were someone he felt he could talk to. He asked your name.

To which you turned to him, smiled curiously, and gave it.

‘I thought you already knew it,’ you said.

Henry leaned his elbows on his knees and clasped his hands together between them.

‘I turn up, do what they tell me and go home to walk my dog,’ he laughed and then cringed, caving beneath the weight of how lame he must have sounded.

He was Fat Cavill all over again, floundering and unable to talk to a pretty girl. He hated himself for it.

Henry was heartened when you made an interested noise and leaned in close.

‘What’s his name? Your dog.’

Names, he thought. See Jamie? Names were important.

‘Kal,’ he said.

‘Kal… like Kal-el?’

With his eyes brightening, he turned towards you.

‘Yeah! Like that. Do you.. I mean are you… so you know about Superman?’

You grinned and bobbed your head.

‘Who doesn’t know about Superman? I mean… my little brother collects comics and I used to watch that show back in the 90s.’

You shrugged and teased slyly, ‘Pfft, who doesn’t know about Superman,’ but in a way that asked if he was really wondering if normal people didn’t know about one of the most famous comic book superheros.

Henry wasn’t bothered by it. He he smiled, intrigued and was about to continue the conversation when Jamie, holding his massive digital camera, swaggered over and pointedly waited for you to stop talking.

‘Right, you two lovebirds getting good and acquainted?’

‘He’s nice,’ you said, pressing your elbow into Henry’s side. ‘He’s got a dog named Kal. You know, like Superman.’

Absolutely pleased with you in that moment, Henry ducked his head and squashed a grin. But Jamie looked blankly at you and then made a face of disgust.

‘Here’s how it’s going to go. You two are having an illicit night out, met at a party, little drinks, a little dancing and you’re into each other. You can’t wait to leave together. You like her, you like him and shagging is definitely on the table. I want that from you. I want longing looks, I want wet parted lips, I want sex. Ok, got it?’

He looked directly at Henry.

‘Or shall I bring out the finger puppets.’

You smiled and nodded happily. You weren’t sure what was going on with the photographer, but a job was a job and you had dealt with worse.

‘Get into your original positions, please,’ Jamie said motioning towards you.

You got up, untwisted the thin shoe strap across your ankle and waited for Henry to lay back against the chair. He reached up for you and cradled your hips as you positioned between his spread thighs. You put your knee down between them, careful not to press up against his sizable bulge and with one hand on his shoulder, you artfully leaned in. Your breasts swung forward in your skimpy top and you turned just a little so that they wouldn’t bounce out and hit him in the face.

Not that you thought he would mind, considering how fixated on them he had been for nearly the entire shoot.

But you yourself hadn’t been so innocent.

You had noticed how much he was packing when you were first posed together and that little lizard part of your brain wanted to feel him.

Henry was fixated on you and you were fixated on him. You looked down into his big puppy dog eyes and could tell that he was still feeling nervous, as he had been all morning. You wanted to relax him, maybe play a little.

‘Look at you,’ you murmured, leaning in closer as his attention snapped to your face. ‘Lying there like the perfect boy.’

Henry’s lips parted and he gave you such an adoring look that you greedily drank it in like a cool glass of wine. You popped open a few of his shirt buttons and gingerly curved your fingers about his naked throat, marvelling at how immediately the shyness melted from his eyes. One corner of his lush mouth curved up into a slight smile and the fingers clenching your hips pulled you closer. He froze when his own actions pressed your knee right into his groin. You both looked down at where you were touching him so intimately, yet neither of you moved.

‘Whatever you two are fucking doing, don’t you fucking stop.’

Jamie was close now, the camera shutter clicking madly, but he was an annoyance in your peripheral. Your entire focus was on the boy beneath you and the big hand working across your bottom.

Not wanting to give away what you were doing to him, Henry hissed in a long indulgent breath and undulated in response to the upward press of your knee. Colour seeped into his cheeks and when you leaned down, hovering your wet mouth over his, he groaned softly. Everything muted and faded into the background and he lifted his chin to close the distance between you. The gentle confident stroke of his tongue along your sensitive lips rippled a delectable sensation through you and tightened your nipples into tender peaks.

This couldn’t be real, you thought. Are you that willing to fuck this man right here in front of the whole crew?

‘Ok, that’s good you two. I think I have enough.’

Someone was talking.

It was Jamie.

And just like that, the spell was broken. You scrambled back and off of Henry. Standing up, you quickly dusted off the back of your dress. Henry’s hand had been so hot against your arse that you were sure he had left handprints.

You tried not to look back at the man still lounging on the chair. But you couldn’t help it. One sly glance at him looking positively debauched, told you that it wasn’t over between you. And it was later in the back of the setpiece Bentley that Henry showed you how much more he wanted.

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junoscrybeofshadows · 2 years

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Old Leshy/Grimora/Juno ship headcanon

*walks into my blog* Ahem....When I was first designing Juno I was originally going to do a poly ship of her, Leshy and Grimora. But because I love Goth lady i ended up shipping just her and grimora together.

I still have some headcanons of the poly ship one of which being:

It is because of their relationship/love for each other; In the original SG!Verse (Shadows of the game au I made) that leshy not only seal Grimora's card in a safe but took the most pacifist way possible when confronting the two women. He wanted to make their last moments before his take over as peacfeul as possible and so did they. Hence why both went about it calmly as they all knew that it was just part of the cycle and they wanted to make it as painless as possible for each other.

In act 1 juno is the cave spirit for most of act 1. Because she's missing part of her coding she cannot be inscrybed like the others can and thus is usally hidden under the surface of the game in the shadows. But because he wanted Juno to have some role in his game since she never got the chance too before he originally tried to inscrybe her after she willing agreed to be inscrybed. But because of the missing code her card was made without her in it. And in order to 1) keep her safe 2) give her a chance to be a part of the game he made her into the cave spirit instead

During act 3 when the player is battling against p03's uberbots. The scrybes are of course locked beanth the game in the dark, but can interact with one another it is during this time that Leshy is able to see Juno and Grimora face to face for the first time who knows how long. And when he sees them he is filled with guilt as he watches them clutch into each other thankful that the other is safe. When he approaches Grimora is a bit more accepting of his apology, she cannot hold too much judgement as she herself has taken over the game before albeit not in such a brutus way like he did.

She is of course rightfully angry in some reguards but she cannot hold too much resentment towards him. Juno on the other hand is not so forgiving for the moment he approached she slaps him across the face. She isn't mad about him turning her into the cave spirit but rather furious about his methods to gain completely control and what he did to assure powers. Such as taking away mags eye, how he went and attack p03 etc she did not approve of his violent methods and she made that very clear. She called him a brute, a cruel spirit, and that she hated him before trying to take another swing at his face. He kept dodging as she kept trying to punch him but months without having a physical body and access to her powers left her rather weak leaving her to collapse and simply start crying to which he kneel down apologizing to her and pulling her close to him in a hug.

Agreeing that he went too far with his last power grab and that hecannot apologize enough for what he has done. Grimora quickly joins the hug soon after the two of them trying their best to comfort Juno when the player finally finds them causing them all to be temporarily sperated once again. They were all only truely able to make up after the events of the game and ARG Ending where the game was uploaded onto steam.

It would have taken a lot of time and alot of healing before all three of them would be able to fully make amends, and reform their relationship. But with enough communication, patience, and healing they were able to rebuild what they lost because of that last game. ....................................................................................................................

Annnnnnnnnnd that's all i got for now. I may actually revive this ship as I do have a lot of headcanons for this ship. But it's kind of up in the air atm so we'l see. But that's all for now! Have a wonderful day/evening/night everyone and remember to stay amazing! tata!

----Misty

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