#but they were HAPPY TRASH RACOONS

[marchiekana]

I think your requests are open ? I rarely ever ask anything so I have no idea on how it works. My request though is about an s/o with an above average body heat, a literal heater with Tingyun Kafka and if possible Serval. Have a nice day pal.

Ahhhh that would be soo cute!! But here you go, I hope you like it!

Your warmth.

Kafka x reader

Tingyun x reader

Serval x reader

Stelle x reader

Added Stelle cuz she my skrunkly- wunkly-dumpster diving, trash eating, little gremlin racoon♡

✨ fluff, slightly suggestive, established relationships, kisses mwah mwah

Requests are open

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Kafka

Kafka is in LOVE. Why wouldn't she be? You're basically her very own little personal heater❤️.

After a mission or a rough day she'd be right by your side, hugging you like her life depends on it. And who are you to refuse?(you better not.)

Kafka is definitely a clingy women. So every chance she gets she's either holding your hands or clinging on to you. She lets herself relax as she basks in your warmth. A light and happy feeling coursing through her as she does so.

And this women is SHAMELESS. She'll be touching you all the time. Be it your hands or your thighs or anywhere in that matter. She just needs to have her hands on you. Your so warm and nice and warm and fuzzy and warm. She just loves you too much😔

So much for a so called criminal huh🙁

Tingyun

The weather on the Xianzhou was always perfect. But that didn't stop her. Oh not at all.

She'd probably like lying her head on your tummy or your chest as she goes on spilling all the tea about her colleagues or her friends.(I'm in delulu era)

She usually loves sleeping on your chest cus she can hear your heartbeat and that's so sweet.

Tingyun too, is a clingy women me thinks. She hugs you whenever she wants, wherever she wants. (You better hug her back)She doesn't care about the looks the people give you both. You just feel so warm that she can't resist.

Oh and how she'd miss your warmth when she's out on business trips, she'd definitely call you daily to tell you how much she misses you and also to complain about her customers.

Serval

Winters in Belobog were cold even though there were several heaters placed everywhere. But Serval's got nothing to worry cause you're there! Good for her.

She'd wake up to your adorable face with a smile every morning. And as you stir awake she'd hug you and wish you good morning with the biggest smile on her face.

She holds your hand at every opportunity she gets and making her let go is a whole task for real. Even when she's kissing you for what seems like hours, she never stops cupping your cheeks. She enjoys how flustered you become and how your face is warmer than usual now. Thanks to her little smooches.

And on cold nights she's basically using you as a blanket. (Mode change, human blanket form!!.) You don't mind tho.( You better not)

(i can't decide if she's a girlboss or a girl failure.)

Stelle

I like to believe that Stelle has either a really cold body or a hot one(heh, get it? Cus-)due to the stelleron inside her. So let's just think she has a colder body rn

You are now Stelle's energy source. No questions asked and no negotiations. (Why would you even?)

After every mission, she's dragging you back to your room or hers to cuddle with you the whole day, your warmth giving her comfort and in her words, healing her.

On cold nights on the express, when she's feeling down she's relieved that you're always there by her side. Your warmth comforting her, literally.

You'd have to scold her and push her away sometimes when she tries to hug you after doing her daily routine of trashcan hunting tho. (i wouldn't really care if it's her tho. I'm down BAD) please don't hurt her feelings ,😔 she just bit silly.

Also. This girls gonna be latching on to you like a parasite all the time. There is not a moment she leaves you alone. But you're fine with that.(you better be.)

She'd also have her hands all over you all the time. There is never a time when she's not fumbling with your hair or your hands, sometimes trying to put her hands on yout chest(she would give a lame excuse like "oh i just wanted feel your heartbeat " Like.... girl?)she completely ignored your protests and acts innocent. She just likes how warm you are. It's like you we're meant for her ♡

(like mother like daughter)

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I'm in my delulu era again.

Women.

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#honkai star rail #honkai imagines #kafka x you #kafka x reader #kafka hsr #kafka honkai star rail #hsr kafka #tingyun #tingyun x reader #honkai tingyun #serval #serval honkai star rail #serval hsr #serval x you #serval x reader #bronya #bronya honkai star rail #bronya hsr #bronya x reader

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hiii. It's been while, but here I am to annoy you with the occasional prompt once more :P

How would the SDV + SVE spouses react to the farmer (who is their partner, spouses or just dating) introducing them to the racoon family? (Because I love torturing Magnus, maybe the parents end up trusting him with their children and make him their babysitter)

❗🦝Spoilers for SDV 1.6.🦝❗

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Heya, good to see you again! :3

When I wrote the headcanon about this, I'm surprised that no one in the game reacted to the new raccoon house. Like, nobody? Not even least Marnie or Leah? Oh, well... 😅Anyway, thanks for the ask and enjoy! 💕

SDV/SVE spouses react to the Farmer introducing them to the raccoon family:

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SDV bachelors/ettes:

The little gray lumps decided to playfully attack Sam right away, poking their wet noses at him and pawing through his bag looking for anything interesting. The young guitarist laughed resoundingly, and decided to use his hand as a "claw" to show the raccoons that he was accepting the game. The babies are having fun squeaking and jumping, Sam is outright glowing with happiness, the parent raccoons are taking a break from the noisy kids, and Farmer is taking pictures on their phone to capture this touching moment.

Sebastian was probably most at ease with the raccoons, sitting on the grass while the little cubs sniffed curiously at the stranger. Farmer crouched nearby, showing their forest friends that Sebby could be trusted. So in five minutes the little raccoons were already playing and jumping around the two of them without restraint. Funny little animals. He won't mind continuing to frolic with his friendly neighbors. Hm, maybe bring them a tasty treat?

Well... Those are definitely real raccoons. It's just that after Farmer's words "neighbors-raccoons", Elliott thought at first that his dear husband did not characterize people so kindly, and then the writer remembered that he had never heard of any new residents of the Valley. The raccoons were surprisingly calm, they seemed to know Farmer for a long time, and the cubs were not afraid of Elliott at all. "Meeting with the forest neighbors..." Hmm, not a bad title for his little novella...

When the Farmer told Harvey that they had purchased so many broccoli seeds from raccoons, the local doctor thought it was a bit of an odd joke that he had no way of understanding. But now he saw with his own eyes as the raccoon came out of their little house and gave Harvey's spouse a baggie of seeds, taking pine cones in exchange. A mixture of confusion and shock, and then complete acceptance of the fact, because, as far back as Harvey could remember, the Farmer had done stranger things.

Shane stood motionless, with a "I don't get paid enough for this shit" look on his face while little baby raccoons sat on his head, shoulders, and scratched his new shoes. He definitely thinks he looks silly. But they seem like cool animals, not aggressive, plus Farmer is smiling so wide and sincere at this picture. So Shane is willing to put up with the squeaky sounds of the fidgety cubs once a week. The only no is introducing his with Farmer children or Jas. Better save that sorry.

Raccoons? Not the same ones Alex's grandfather has been complaining about for the past week? The athlete is used to seeing them as pests, since Alex used to be the one who was always picking up trash from the overturned trash bin. So he shows a bit of distrust when he finds out that their "new cool neighbors" are raccoons. Although Alex has no beef with these raccoons specifically, they seem to be peaceful, plus their cubs are super adorable.

Oh, Leah had known for a long time for that tree stump mini-cabin near the farm. Excellent carpentry, by the way. It was very skillful. And the raccoons who had settled there were apparently enjoying their cozy new place of residence, which would shelter them from any weather. Nevertheless, Leah does not dare to disturb the local fauna and advises Farmer not to get close to the raccoons, believing that animals should be respected.

When Penny saw Farmer with raccoons in their arms, the girl wanted to scream in horror, but ended up just squeaking. These are certainly not dangerous animals like a bear or wolves, but even just a couple of aggressive raccoons can pose a serious threat to humans. And the fact that the Farmer was near their cubes... But these raccoons don't seem to mind human company... probably domesticated. Penny is certainly glad that everything went well, but maybe they both shouldn't bother the wild fauna any further?

So the Farmer has been buying carrot seeds from real raccoons all this time? That's awesome! Abigail isn't exactly thrilled about the carrots, though. She didn't seem too surprised by the situation itself. Even wanted to see what else the forest fauna were selling. Seeds, seeds, more seeds... Oh, magic rock candy? Now that's interesting! Especially while she's looking at all the possible items, the baby raccoons are playing with her. So Abby is very happy to have such neighbors.

Haley squeaked twice, the first out of delight at the raccoon family in their cute little house, and the second out of surprise and fear because the raccoons had come too close to her. They don't carry rabies, do they? She looks at her spouse, waiting for their answer. At Farmer's approval, she decided to gently pet the raccoon, who seems didn't mind at all. It was fun, but Haley had had enough contact with nature for the day. Btw, where is her camera? Because she'll definitely take a dozen cute photos before leaving.

On the one hand, Maru's inner voice urges her to counsel herself and her dear spouse against contact with wild animals. On the other hand, Farmer playing with baby raccoons is probably the cutest thing Maru has ever seen, and her heart instantly melts with an overabundance of cuteness. The young inventor would spend days asking the Farmer about the raccoons themselves and how come they made a house for them.

Forest friends! Emily is unbridled delighted that her spouse has introduced her to a family of raccoons. Small and bright animals that playfully run around the blue-haired girl while she herself smiles at the most adorable picture. The interaction alone filled Emily with a huge amount of positive emotions. Oh, and the raccoons look happy in their cozy little house! She should definitely sew a couple of warm plaids for them, so that the baby raccoons will definitely not freeze in winter.

SVE bachelors/ettes:

Considering that Magnus's partner had previously shown him their ability to talk to the forest fauna ("Deal with bear and maple syrup???"), the introduction to raccoons didn't surprise him too much. What did surprise him, however, was that the parents wanted to give him, a wizard they didn't know well, their raccoon children to look after. With all due respect, he was not a babysitter for forest animals! Magnus already had his own children and a pupil to look after.

*Chuckle* What a adorable forest family. Lance is rather pleased to hear that the Farmer and he have good neighbours. Although the gallant adventurer himself doesn't have a chance to talk to the raccoon parents (and to any wild animals), their behaviour towards Lance says that they are not aggressive and don't consider him a threat. He is more interested in the fact that Farmer is actively trading with the raccoons, exchanging coal for mahogany seeds...

Farmer, wait! Stay away from the raccoons, they can be dangerous! Why don't they listen to Victor? He knows what he's talking about. Moreover, the spaghetti lover has told them many times how he was attacked by a vicious raccoon in town a long time ago. He was terrified. So don't- Farmer? Where are you going? Please don't go near- Oh... Are these raccoons tame? Did they make them a house? To keep them warm in the winter? Oh, how nice of them- ???? Did- did they just buy carrot seeds from raccoons?...

Oh, a raccoon family? This is unusual. Well, Claire kind of realises that the forest is very close by, so it's no wonder there are wildlife running around. but she never noticed this little house with cute raccoon faces sticking out of it. The red-haired girl worries when Farmer gets too close to the animals, what if her parents think they're a threat to the little ones? But they seem to regard them as their own and allow them to be petted. Claire would rather watch from the sidelines if her spouse doesn't mind.

...Olivia was beginning to worry that these raccoons wouldn't hesitate to come to their farm and make a mess in the beds. Living in the city, she knew these animals as pests and disease-carriers that crawl through bins. So she honestly said she wasn't too comfortable around raccoons. Although these ones seem to behave differently, without aggression. And the house is pretty nice. But she will need time to get used to such "neighbours".

Oh, Yoba, the Farmer made this little house themselves?! And the raccoons have babies! Five, or even six! That's so cute! Sophia is even willing to forgive the raccoons for knocking over her trash can last week, because it's the cutest thing she's ever seen in her life. The pink-haired girl is still afraid to touch them since they are wild animals after all. But she'll definitely take 100+ photos of the forest family and be sure to show Scarlett, because it's super adorable!

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #sve #sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv harvey #sdv elliott #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv abigail #sve lance #sve magnus #sdv wizard #sve victor #sve sophia #sve claire #sve olivia #sdv headcanons #sve headcanon #thanks for the ask!

[eunchancorner]

OK SO

First things first!

THIS is my wonderful little baby Rara!

Her name is just the first syllable of racoon repeated. She has wereracoonism that she CAN’T SEEM TO TRANSMIT TO ANYONE NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES. It affects her in more ways than just transformation, though. It has permanently altered her brain chemistry to the point where she acts like an actual feral animal, complete with digging through the trash, being absolutely mesmerized by shiny trinkets and being scarily good at stealth.

She will absolutely maim anyone she comes into contact with…

Except for Dexter.

And for some reason, no matter how much he tries, he can’t seem to bring himself to harm her. Almost like some part of him knows that without him, she’d likely bite someone, end up in jail, start a prison riot and get killed.

He’s also found out the hard way that she doesn’t do vaccines.

The second thing (Candy Kevin backstory fic) is under the cut :3

Screaming.

Pain.

Fear.

All of these things were what Kevin was accustomed to.

Ever since he’d signed himself into this experiment in a desperate attempt to make rent, ever since he was brought to this weird fucking lab, it was all he knew.

He’d wanted to escape, but the scientists would tell him what would happen if he was in the public. Something he’d been forced to forget for ‘his own good’.

”They’ll eat you, Kevin. It’ll feel ten times worse than this…”

“They’ll lock you up, they’ll use your blood as syrup. After all, that’s what it is now, isn’t it?”

“They’ll brand you a monster. Lock you up, treat you like livestock.”

“You’re not human anymore, Kevin. What makes you think they’ll treat you as such?”

He’d listen to them. He’d believe them. If he couldn’t depend on the people who literally handled his body on a daily basis, who could he depend on? It wasn’t like he had a choice. He’d signed the contract. He’d gotten himself into this mess, besides, they wouldn’t just abandon him on the side of the road, right?

Well, funny story, that’s essentially what they did. More accurately, they sedated him before dumping him behind the facility, only having used him to prove a point, never for any scientific value. Dumping him, and all of the memories. All of the trauma.

All of the screaming.

All of the pain.

All of the fear.

And all of the rage.

And he knew he wasn’t the only one in that facility. Late at night, when they thought he was asleep, he’d hear the screams of fellow test subjects. Of others tortured for the scientists’ own egos. He’d never been able to count how many, he just knew he wasn’t alone, not by a long shot.

He should have suspected it would come to this. To the facility burning down around him. To the other test subjects rebelling. To the destruction of every single damn experiment in this lab.

But it wasn’t like he expected. He hadn’t seen anyone come rushing out, before or after the initial explosion. He hadn’t seen any living person in the burning wreckage, and he was sure he’d notice if someone escaped.

Maybe the explosion was too big. Maybe they were too close. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe they’d acted as suicide bombers.

Whatever they’d done, it worked. The facility crumbled around him like a hollow cake, everything that was flammable was flaming, everything that was meltable was melting. It hurt to be so close to it, but at the same time, he was unable to draw himself away.

So what was he supposed to feel? Happy it was over? Satisfied they were gone? Jealous that he wasn’t the one to do it? Upset that it seemed few of them suffered?

Some part of him felt everything at once… but another part of him, a part of him that he would gladly cut away if he could, felt grief at the loss of the people who’d basically taken care of him for all of this time. Was it all of these contradicting feelings, or was it the alterations to his brain…?

What made him feel so numb above all else? What made every feeling so small in this moment?

Maybe it was just shock that it was all over… Maybe it was his brain trying to cope with all of this. Maybe he shouldn’t question it, lest he find a different, more horrifying answer…

He let his gaze wander around the facility as he snapped out of the daze he’d found himself in. Burning wood, burning bodies, burning dreams of scientists who never got to plead for redemption, of test subjects who’d forgotten the outside world. Smoke thicker than his candied blood filled the air. His lungs would be burning if he still had proper use of them. He felt hot, sticky, pained. He couldn’t tell if he was sweating or if his skin was just melting. He would’ve taken a deep breath if he had use for one, but all he could smell was his own sugary scent. 

Slowly, he sat down in the center of the wreckage, staring up at the fire in the center of the facility, behind thick walls and broken windows. He had half a mind to just stay here. Let it swallow him up. Become one with everything he used to feel part of. But he knew he’d leave. He knew he’d run. He knew he’d try to find a place to stay, or someone to help. But for now he’d stay here. With the fire. With the memories. And with everything he knew from before.

All of the screaming.

All of the pain.

And all of the fear.

#eun rants #sm #spooky month #kevin #candy kevin #sm au #spooky month au #eun writes #that qualifies right? #I think it does #sm oc #spooky month oc #rara

[republictrooper]

Dealing with the magic in Stardew Valley must be strange as hell for a new farmer, but imagine it with a husband like, say, Harvey, who by all accounts only moved to Stardew Valley a few years ago and hasn’t made many friends or explored very far as a result of his natural introversion and a need to keep professional distance where possible, and so probably hasn’t seen much of that magic yet himself, if at all.

They’ve been married for a while. Harvey’s learned to accept a bit of magic, and he and the farmer are very happy together even if Harvey worries for them when they insist on going mining and isn’t sure what to make of the strange jet black chickens in the coop or the black and red speckled eggs in the fridge, and still has to rub his eyes every time he sees one of those tiny little green creatures out in the fields picking strawberries.

Then one day, in the middle of the day, the farmer just barges back into the farmhouse and starts making food.

“I know you asked me to take it easy while I’m pregnant, dear, but there’s a weird racoon tailed bear in the woods and its asking for spaghetti-”

....

“What? No, don’t worry babe, I’ve gotten like, real close to it. If it was going to eat me it would have already.

...

“Its less talking than weird pictures? It actually wanted a herring first, that was a PAIN, I had to wrack my brain to remember which fish it was like. picturing.  Good thing it was in season. Almost thought it was anchovy, that would have been embarrassing to lug the wrong fish all the way back to the forest from the beach. Anyway, I’m pretty sure this is gonna lead to something good. Last time a bear asked me to get it something, it taught me how to pick the CRAP out of some berries... Come to think of it, THAT bear could talk. Wonder why this one can’t? I mean, I wonder why ANY bear can talk. Or generate mental pictures of fish and food. But. You know. Stardew Valley, right? Aren’t you glad we moved here from Zuzu? I know I am!”

As soon as they have the spaghetti finished and packaged, they rush out the door again, with a kiss and a cup of coffee by way of apology. Within a couple hours, they’re back.

“So. Bear gets the Spaghetti, right? And you know how the cliffs over in the south of the forest are just trashed as hell? I shit you not, bear pulls out a set of frickin’ PANPIPES and just goes to town on em. pretty nice tune. Wish I had my miniharp with me, we could have jammed. Anyway, trash disappears, bunch of trees and bushes grow right before my eyes. Oh no, that isn’t even the weirdest part. Bear puts the panpipes away - I dunno, in his fur, Maybe? Panpipes were just gone, pulls out an umbrella, opens it, and JUMPS OFF THE CLIFF. But like, doesn’t even fall, it just up and flies away toward town! So I jumped on Epona and followed but it was like. GONE. Speed of sound. Town looks a little nicer. Dusty’s lil dog house is all fixed up too. So uh. Yeah. There’s a story to tell the kid. The time mommy helped out a magical trash bear while you were in their tummy.”

...

“Yes, dear. I promise. Back to taking it easy til the baby comes.”

...

“Love you too, sweetheart.”

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #mini fic

[quietly-by-myself]

Get Well Soon Gift for Sacha

Thank you for the fill!

Also fulfilling this anon:

CW: sick whumpee, references to past whump

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There were a lot of things about Sacha that Cyril felt would take a long time to understand. So many, in fact, that Cyril didn’t think he could count them on all his fingers and toes. He did his best to understand, of course, but he knew that the depth of Sacha’s suffering was something he’d never understand.

Cyril had noticed something off about Sacha the previous day. When two people spent so much time together, it was impossible to not notice the minute changes in behavior. Cyril was sure that Sacha was the same way.

However, the next day, Cyril found Sacha next to a pile of dirty tissues stacked in a trash can next to his bed, shivering. 

Sacha coughed a bit, tears in his eyes.

“I’m sorry, Cyril. I won’t be able to help today. I-I didn’t mean to get sick.”

Cyril quietly put his hand to Sacha’s forehead. He was absolutely burning up. 

“Of course you didn’t. It’s okay.”

The panic in Sacha’s eyes was evident as Cyril carded his hand through Sacha’s hair, trying to calm the poor man down. Why was Sacha so afraid of admitting he was sick? 

The answer was obvious after Cyril asked the question to himself. Of course Sacha would have been blamed for being sick with the man who kept him before. Cyril took a controlled breath. It was sometimes hard not to get angry about what Sacha had been put through.

“You’re burning up,” Cyril said after a while of gently brushing his hand in Sacha’s hair. “I’ll get you some medicine. I bet you have a pretty nasty headache with how hot you are.”

Small tears rolling down his face, Sacha nodded, ashamed. 

Cyril thought to say something more but didn’t. Instead, he went to his medicine cabinet and pulled out two pills of Tylenol. He went to the sink next and filled a glass of water, bringing it over to Sacha.

“Drink it all so that it all goes down.”

Sacha nodded, forcing himself to sit up a bit. He took the pills in his hand and quickly swallowed them, drinking the whole glass of water like Cyril had told him to. That was one thing Cyril never had to worry about with Sacha - Sacha was never a disobedient patient, even if Cyril sometimes wished he was.

“I’ll make you something sweet, okay?”

Sacha nodded.

It didn’t take Cyril long to have the mixer and bags of flour out. He decided on making brownies from scratch - something he’d thought himself when cooking was his coping mechanism. The way he’d made it, the flow he’d had in the kitchen came back easily. The brownies would be his get well soon gift. Lord knew Sacha needed to know everything was fine between them.

When the brownies were done, Cyril brought a warm piece over to Sacha. Sacha smiled a bit before breaking out in a coughing fit. 

“Here, Sacha.”

Sacha took the plate from Cyril and took a bite. His face relaxed and the smile grew wider. Cyril couldn't help but smile, too.

“Rest for the next few days, Sacha. I’ll keep giving you Tylenol. Sorry I don’t have anything better for your cold.”

Sacha shook his head. “Before you, I never got pain medicine when I was sick.”

Cyril wanted to say that it wasn’t an excuse, but he knew that Sacha already knew that. 

“Well, you’ll always have what you need here.” Cyril looked to the door. It was going to rain tomorrow - he could feel it. The weeds were taking over one of his flower beds and he needed to go work on pulling them all. “Get well soon, Sacha.”

Sacha nodded. “I will.”

Though Cyril might not have understood why Sacha was upset to be sick in its entirety, he was happy that he could at least make Sacha feel just a little bit better.

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Tags: @whumpsday, @i-can-even-burn-salad, @pigeonwhumps, @pumpkin-spice-whump, @darkthingshappen, @darlingwhump, @maracujatangerine, @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi, @flowersarefreetherapy, @octopus-reactivated, @quietshae, @whump-blog, @inkkswhumpandstuff, @whumpycries, @whumpkinz

#shadow by my fireplace #whump #whump writing #whumpblr #cw are above #whump fic #whump community #sick fic

[pyropossum]

TEAM RISE random story thing lol

As the three Journeyed along the path they just had to stop at because of Lex who was fixing his glasses as he looked up from his map. He took in the new sights before looking back at his two team members. Exer the two-tailed Racoon who hated Lex's guts but only had one reason to be on this team. If you ever need something moved it would be him as he is strong than he would like to admit. And the other was Lana the Sugar glider who is the only reason Exer stayed they are like siblings as they grew up together.

"Are we there yet Mutt!" Exer said sighing as they had been walking for what seemed like hours at this point. Lana shook her head as she looked at her phone for a second "we only been walking for 20 minutes" she said as she put it back away into her sleeve and looked at something more interesting.

"Yeah Trash boy maybe it would be good for you to get out more" Lex said chuckling at the raccoon who seem to scowl at him

"Plus you jave a hard sitting still in General Exer," Lana said as she patted his shoulder as the raccoon didn't look at her in anger only with sibling embarrassment.

"I still think you should have stayed Exer~," Lex said as Exer seemed to have just snapped as he seemed to realize where they were and looked over to Lex. He pulled back the Coyote keeping Lana in front of them.

"Get it through your head Mutt SHE WON'T LOVE YOU," Exer said squinting at him

"Yes, she will Right Babe?" Lex said as Lana paused and was now getting mad....it would seem Exer might be right on this one. Doesn't seem like she is very happy to hear him say that.

"Ohh~ I see what it is you have a crush on Lana?" the mutt said as the already agitated Raccoon only squinted back.

"No, she's my sister you smelly dog!" he hissed as he grabbed Lex's ear to pull him lower. Lex just watched him before clicking some terrible Idea in his head.

"Oh is it me you have a crush on my dear friend?" He said he only got angry yelling from the other team members. Exer could easily break his arm but he already had his charges he doesn't need more. So he chooses to yell as Lana watched with annoyance they were on a delivery not a place to be yelling.

"Will you two shut up!" Lana said as she turned back snapping at them. The two boys turned at the leader of the group and stared startled by her.

"Dear chaos you two can not go anywhere without fighting!" She added as she pointed at the both of them.

"Well your dear bother here was just telling me he has a crush on m-ACK" Exer grabbed his throat and was now strangling him

"YOU WILL DIE BY MY HANDS YOU MUTT," the raccoon said shaking him around as Lana watched sighing as she was now trying to think of a plan.

"GAH! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FURRIES!" A voice cut off Lana's train of thought making the three of them look over to a frightened lion was backing away.

"The hell did he just call us?" Lana said squinting as the boys were too stunned to speak.

#sonic fan character #sonic oc #sonic au #sonic fandom #sonic the hedgehog #sonic memes #archie sonic #sonic fanart #sonic forces #sth

[victorie552onepiecespeedrun]

Reading One Piece pt 337: Brothers

Chapter 585

Thoughts:

- Volume 60! (And year 2010. Man, I feel old)

- huh, character page looks totally different. There’s no Shanks, for once, and it looks like the whole volume will be  a Flashback Fest.

At least we know where each of Straw Hats are. Look at that:

Neat (except that Zolo nonsense)

- aww, Magellan and Hannyabal on the cover. I hope Magellan is doing better now, he wasn’t well after that break-out

- wow, humble beginnings of a Gum-Gum Pistol

- lol

- but it’s so nice they train together :)

- children so strong :D

- Narration kicked in, they mention Trash Mountain

- “Another city lies even father north but a huge stone wall blocks the road” wall? *intense Trump flashbacks* put it back, I don’t want it

- “Look! The trash is here! Let’s go treasure hunting!” – Supernatural fandom

- so city is more miserable than a trash mountain?

- “Trash hunters patrol the street” I’m starting to think living in the jungle is a better deal here

- lol, our boys did the “three kids in a trenchcoat” trick :D

- “And in the middle of that, surrounded by a high stone wall, is the highland, where the royal family and the aristocrats live.” Wow. Now I’m thinking Attack of Titan

- “This is the Kingdom of Goa. Thought to be the most beautiful land of the East Blue, it is spotlessly clean. It is considered a successful example of a society where everything unnecessary is removed.” Lies, all of it, aristocrats are still here. Give it a century or two and they’ll have their Red October :(

- so Windmill Village is in the Goa Kingdom but is super isolated? Good for Luffy I think, he had few years of normal childhood

- our kids are wreaking havoc. I kinda wish they didn’t go to the city, especially as CD are supposed to be here too

- “Sabo? Sabo! Wait! You’re alive! Come back home!” “!!” …what?

- “Who is that guy?” “Must have mistook me for somebody else!” LIEEEES give me the drama

- back in the jungle. Now Sabo is facing an interrogation :D

- “You sure you want to have secrets between us? TALK” THE DRAMA

- ! :D

- “You’re the son of an aristocrat?” “I am.” “…so?” …children these days

- “Both my parents are still alive. I’m no orphan. I wasn’t even born on Trash Mountain. That guy back there was my father.” Then why… are you here, Sabo? I mean, how did it even happen?

- “Why would an aristocrat run off to live at Trash Mountain?” right?

- is that a flashback inside a flashback. Did I fall into Naruto Universe

- oh, parents with ambitions. Horrible

- A knife? Yikes

- “All they care about is wealth and status. Not me! If I can’t marry a girl from a royal family, I’m no better than trash. So they forced me to study and take lessons every single day. Then they’d fight if I couldn’t learn fast enough. I was just a nuisance in that house.” so he ran away. Children in One Piece are hardcore

- “I may not be an orphan but I’ve always been alone. The aristocrats look down on Trash Mountain but it’s still better than that suffocating highland, living a strict regimented life year after year.” A golden cage, you say. It’s great Oda put it here but it’s weird to hear all this from a 10 year old

- but it explains the top hat :D

- “I want to see the world and write a book about it! And navigation is the one thing I like to study! Let’s get strong and become pirates!” aww, little Nami protoplast :)

- “You don’t have to convince me! I’m gonna be a pirate and win, win, win! I’ll be famous all over the world! I’ll prove my life’s worth something! No matter how many people in the world don’t approve of me, no matter how many hate me, I’m gonna become a great pirate and show them all!” oh Ace            

- “I won’t run away from anyone! I won’t lose to anyone! I don’t care if they call me a villain! I’ll make the whole world know my name!” is that me or does it sound like Zoro. Luffy really knew who he wanted in his crew, huh?

- well, what are your convictions, Luffy?

- “I want to be…” yes?

- …

- they didn’t tell us. That’s super rude

- but apparently it was funny

- whoops, they all want to be captains :D

- “We’ll decide our future in the future” famous last words, Ace

- excuse me, is that alcohol

- yep, it is

- “If you exchange cups, it makes you brothers.” !

- “When we become pirates, we may not be on the same ship together but the three of us will always be brothers!” this is great

- “No matter where we are or what we do, this bond will never be broken! Starting today… we’re brothers!”

- and so they were brothers

- beautiful montage of their lives together

- honestly, it looks like a good life

- wait, what is it

- Give Sabo back! Bluejam!” “Give him back? What nonsense is this? Sabo is my son!” …what

- HOW IS THAT… NO I DON’T CARE JUST LEAVE SABO ALONE YOU TRASH PARENT

- “I left of my own free will!” “You be quiet!” Where’s Robin when you need her to snap someone’s neck

- now you want to hurt my boys!?

- “Please, don’t hurt them! They’re my precious brothers!” “Sabo!”

From 0 to 100, as always.

rOP 336  rOP 338

#one piece #one piece speed read #one piece reaction #>:O #no #damn it they lived like trash racoons #but they were HAPPY TRASH RACOONS #why would you go and destroy it? #aaaaa #chapter 585 #one piece chapter 585 #585 #spoiler #spoilers #have a nice day #rOP 337 #now I have 46 Volumes of One Piece manga #yet I'm not even in the middle of the story #one piece man one piece

[drunkwalkhomecore]

I love you, tenderly, tragically 

-

Pairing: Wonyoung x gender-neutral reader

Genre: childhood best friends to lovers, mutual pining, fluff and minor angst with a happy ending, SFW

Warning: mentions of drinking, smoking, loud music, huge crowds, minor swearing and tight spaces. Reader is a bit possessive about Wonyoung (but nothing toxic)

Word count: 2500+ words

Summary: Wonyoung was your very best friend, your soulmate. But seeing her date all these dudes. It made you sick and in the end you chased them away. But Liz knew what was going on.

Note: so here goes nothing .-. also im sorry if it was not up to your expectations .-. Reader uses they/them pronouns btw. And there might be grammatical errors too so don't mind them.

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“Bestie stop staring at him like that. He’s not gonna die even if you keep thinking about it.”

“Shut up Liz.” you glared at the guy that was hugging Wonyoung by her waist. She was smiling at him while listening to him talk about what happened in the morning. It made you sick. Not by seeing them but the way he looked at her. 

“Nobody should look at her like that.” you gritted.

“Bestie, you do this with every guy she dates and chase him away! In the end, we both know you’re in love with your best friend! Just admit it already!” Liz rolled her eyes.

“No! I dont love her like that! I just… I'm just mad that she doesnt pay attention to us nowadays after she started dating that trash digging racoon.”

“He has a name ya know.”

“And it’s Racoon!”

“You sure you dont have those type of feelings for her? And you ain't jealous seeing her with him?”

“No! I mean yes! I ain't jealous and I don't have those feelings for her! Liz, don't you feel angry as well?”

“Nah. I'm sure I'm happy for her. She finally looks happy.” she gestured towards them. “You on the other hand.”

“Shush.”

“Okay.”

A few seconds later. “Liz, you sure she’s happy? It looks so fake.”

“Bruh.” Liz shook her head and kept doing her remaining homework. There’s no use in arguing with this idiot.

–

You were lying in your bed, hugging your pillow. You wondered. Was Liz saying the truth? That you were in love with your best friend?

‘Did I actually love her? Like love-love? Like i wanted her to be my girlfriend? I see her as my… girlfriend? Oh god this is so weird.’

You again buried your face in your pillow and faced the ceiling. Wonyoung and you drew paintings on your ceiling. She said your room was boring and she wanted to bring some life into it. She was really good at painting. You were average at it but she was the best at it. 

You smiled thinking about those moments. It was one of best moments in your life. You never wanted to loose her.

‘Wait... i have a crush on her? Oh shit! I don't! I hope she never sees me again then! It's embarrassing! It would have been better if she didnt know i existed! But she does! OML, kill me!’

A ding from your phone and you sprang up to check who messaged you. Speak of the devil, Wonyoung messaged you. You saved her number as ‘favourite person<3’. 

Favourite person<3:

AYOOOOOO

BESTIEEEEE

COMING TO THE PARTY TODAYYYYYY???????

Issokay if you dont want to

I know you hate those kind of places. 

Your hand hovered over the phone. Should you message her back? You didnt open it yet. If you didnt, she probably would think you were sleeping. But you couldnt control yourself and you texted her back.

Me:  

Sure :D

What was wrong with you? 

She immediately messaged back.

Favourite person<3:

Damn is it you y/n?

Should i check your temperature later?

Me:

Yes it's me, idiot.

Now go i have to get ready

Favourite person<3:

Okieee

Byee

I love youuuuuu

Me: 

I love you tooooo

Byeeee 

Your heart was thumping against your chest. You used to say ‘i love you’ to each other regularly. But this meant so much to you.

You couldn’t wait to meet Wonyoung at the party.

-

After ten years of digging through your closet, you gave up and went to the party with what you were wearing before. A grey hoodie and gym pants. It's better that not going to the party.

She would understand why you didn't show up but you had promised to her to be there. You weren't gonna break a promise you made to her.

Arriving at the place, you cringed. These teenagers are behaving like animals. They have no respect for the place. Why were you here again? You could already feel the claustrophobia crushing in. The entire population came here. Ew.

You took a deep breathe in. You were here for Wonyoung. Not for them. You walked in and regretted walking inside.

Loud music, smoke in the air and smell of alcohol made you nauseous. Maybe you should hide in the bathroom for a while and message her. It was better than staying here.

You were finding the bathroom when you heard Wonyoung call for you from the back. “Y/n!”

You turned around and you burst into a huge smile. Wonyoung did her hair which made her look like a princess. She wore the black frock you gifted her and thigh high socks. She looked so beautiful today. She stood out from the crowd so bad.

“Where were you? I was finding you everywhere.” her voice made you smile even more.

“Stop laughing y/n. I was really scared that you wouldnt come here. I miss you, you know. Even if it has been a few hours.”

“Uh…” that made you blush. You hope she couldnt see it. Well it was dark but you hoped she couldn't see it. “I just arrived here. I was searching for you.”

“Wonyoung!” her boyfriend arrived her and kissed her cheek. He threw his arm around and it was difficult to keep a smile on your face anymore. He really had the guts to do this right in front of you, didn't he?

“Who’s this?” he asked her while scanning you head to toe. So he’s my competition? Heh! As if he’s so good! Stupid trash digging racoon!

“This is my best friend y/n. I told you about them didnt i?”

“I remember! I'm jacob by the way.” he offered a hand and you shook it hesitantly. 

“I’m y/n.”

“Wonyoung talks about a lot about you.”

“She talks about me?” you looked at her with an amused face.

“Yeah. She said you two have been friends since seven, you’re a genius at every subject and you wanted to move away with her somewhere once?”

“Oh. Right.” damn Wonyoung.

“Babe, are you gonna come along with us or are you gonna stay with your friend?” he asked.

“I’ll stay with her thank you very much.”

“Whatever you say. It was nice to meet you y/n. See you two around.” he kissed her cheek and left with his friends.

Now you realised why she was crazy about him. Shit, he’s good.

-

After that party, you felt down and bad about yourself. Her boyfriend was such a considerate guy. And he was really sweet and respectful towards her and everyone else. He was the best guy out of all the guys she dated in the past.

Could Wonyoung even like you with such a great guy by her side?

Your friends noticed it. So did Wonyoung. but she didn't know the reason. She asked you what was the reason.

“Dont worry about it much okay? I just feel drained after that party. It's gonna take some time to recover.”

“Okay~ are we gonna do the homework together today though?” she smiled in your face and you felt bad for what you were gonna say to her.

“I'm sorry Wonyoung but I have a test coming tomorrow and i have to study. You know i need peace and quiet so.” you checked the time. “And i'm late for class so see you around.”

Liz knew what was happening. You called her after the party. She could feel what you were going through. Not like she actually went through it but she knew.

You knew Jacob was great for Wonyoung and they really liked each other. They had good chemistry with each other. And you didnt want to come in between them. So you were distancing yourself from her. It hurted you but you thought it was the best.

You also knew Wonyoung was hurting too but she has Jacob by her side so she’ll forget about it soon enough.

Damn this love story is a mess.

-

You hadnt talked to Wonyoung for two months. If she came to you during lunch, you would grab the lunch and runaway. Same in the hallways. Even in the grocery story. In the neighborhood. You ranaway or went in the opposite direction. 

Wonyoung wasn't like she would follow you. She had her pride and anger as well. But she couldn't keep being angry at you all the time.

“Liz does y/n hate me now?” she asked her one evening in the call.

“No girl it's … it's complicated. They love you girl. Very much. Just their mind’s a mess right now. They don't talk to me too anymore. Something about a depressive episode I guess.”

That was a lie. You and Liz were still talking. If Wonyoung found out, she’d be devastated.

A few days later, you were doing your homework in school absent-mindedly when you heard.

“They broke up?!” one of the girls behind you whispered.

“What?” you turned to them.

“You havent heard?” You shook your head. “Wonyoung and her boyfriend broke up yesterday.”

“What?! How?! I thought she was so in love with him!”

“Me too! But nobody knows why and how.”

You brought out your phone and texted Liz.

Me: 

LIZ! 

WONYOUNG AND JACOB BROKE UP!

Froggie:

WHAT

Me:

YEAH

THEY DID!

Froggie:

WHEN

Me:

YESTERDAY

Froggie: 

WHY AM I HEARING THIS NOW?

OML AFTER SCHOOL LETS GO TO HER HOUSE.

Me:

Wouldnt it be awkward for me?

Froggie:

SHUT UP!

SHES A FRIEND

YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND

ISSOKAY 

COME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AND WE’LL GO TO HER PLACE TOGETHER

Me:

OKAY

-

At 3:10, you were at Wonyoung's house. Liz rang the bell and you were internally panicking. Would Wonyoung suddenly hate you for turning up at her house after suddenly ghosting her for three months straight? Would she slap you and kick you out?

Whatever happens, you deserved it anyway.

Mrs. Jang opened the door and knew what you two were here for. “She’s upstairs, watching horror movies again.”

“Oh my lord, she’s crazy!” Liz yelled and ran upstairs. You followed her slowly. 

There were pictures of you and Wonyoung on the wall. A few along with Liz.

The picture that caught your eye was a picture of you and Wonyoung when you two were seven. You had climbed on a tall trees in her backyard and she was scared that you would fall down and die. Silly girl. 

You knocked on her door twice and stepped in. Liz was putting some other movie while Wonyoung stared into nothing.

“Hi… Wonyoung. How have you been doing?”

Wonyoung finally came to earth hearing you and stood up. She stomped towards you and you though she was gonna slap you.

Instead she hugged you tightly. “Please dont ever ignore me. I'm sorry y/n.” that caught you off guard.

“What? I should be the one saying sorry. I ghosted you for three months and shut you out cause i was depressed again. You’re my best friend and i shouldn’t have done that. I'm really sorry. I won't do that ever again. Please dont think it was your fault.”

Tears formed in her eyes. “Look at you. You silly girl. Crying for stupid reasons again.” you wiped her tears and held her face. “Don't be so hard on yourself stupid.”

“Yes ma’am.”

You three were back together. The best of friends. Watching movies and eating junk food like you used to in sleepovers. You didn't talk about Jacob or anybody else. Just you three and nobody else.

The time came when you and Liz had to leave. But Wonyoung didnt want you to leave. Liz had a test but you didn't. You hoped that you could stay for the night.

It was like God had granted her wish. Your mom called and she said she couldn't come home today. There was too much work to do. She said you could stay at Wonyoung’s or Liz’s for today.

Wonyoung was so happy about it. She had you all for herself for the night. 

Liz had left at 9 after eating dinner so you two were having a sleepover. You two had sleepovers at her house so many times that she had your old clothes in her closet. 

“This is gonna be so fun! I still have that pillow you left.” she took it out and threw it at you. “Catch!”

You caught it and thought out loud. “Actually i was thinking of maybe we could sleep in a bit early today? It has been a long day.”

“Yeah it has been. I’ll go get my extra blankets.”

She was such a sunshine and a ball of energy. Unlike you. You were tired even if you got enough sleep.

You had changed into your old clothes by the time she came back with the extra blankets. Wonyoung turned off the lights and you unfolded it. You laid in her bed and she laid beside her. 

She turned to you and both stared at each other wordlessely.

“y/n?”

“Yeah.”

“I love you.”

You smiled a little. “I love you too.”

“No no. I think i love you.”

“You love me? That way?”

She nodded. Okay that was surprising. “Its okay if you dont love back. Its understandable.”

“No! I love you too but. I thought you liked Jacob! He was such a good guy.”

“I know but i didnt like him. He confessed to me and i said yes. All of  the guys i’ve dated, they confused to me and i said yes. But i didnt like them at all. I was faking it.”

“Why?”

“Well, its stupid.” she turned towards the ceiling. “I thought you would think of me as a freak if i confessed to you. You would cut your friendship with me. And i didnt want that. So i hid my feelings from you. From everyone actually.”

“How did you and Jacob break up though?”

“He said he lost his feelings for me. It was a stable relationship but something was missing for him. So i gave a fake reason too. I said i also lost feelings too. We agreed and its a mutual break up i guess.”

“Oh… when did you realise you were in love with me then?”

“You know the play of sleeping beauty and we played the leads when we were 12?”

You laughed. “Our disastrous first kiss.”

She shook her head. “Wasn't for me though. I liked it. No i loved it. I wanted to keep kissing you after that. I’ve been love with you, ever since.”

“I… i dont know what to say.”

“You know this is the part you ask me to be your girlfriend right?” she cheekily said.

You laughed. “Okay Miss Jang Wonyoung. Be my girlfriend.”

“Yes!” she smiled and you wondered how do you have such a pretty friend, no, girlfriend. She’s your girlfriend now. “But let’s keep it private for a while. It’ll be too sudden ya know.”

“Let’s tell Liz though.”

“She has been shipping since day 1. She would be so happy.” Wonyoung giggled. 

“Yeah. Come here.”

She scooted over to you and turned her back to you. You hugged her and she held your hand.

You could get used to this. 

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Tagging @hahaha-darn-it

#wonyoung #jang wonyoung #wonyoung x reader #ive #ive x reader #friends to lovers #my writing #writing #fanfiction #ive fanfic #childhood best friends to lovers #mutual pining #fluff #minor angst #best friends to lovers

[there-is-no-context]

Hear me out: Mercs at the fairground

Scout

Is constantly whipping around from one horrifyingly fast ride to the other because this guy is an absolute adrenaline junky

Really fucking afraid of heights tho so he'll be reluctant to do anything with big drops without closing his eyes

Knows those baseball throwing games are rigged as hell, he still plays them anyway

Is on his third cotton candy of the day (they've only been here for two hours) (someone please stop him)

Soldier

You bet your ass he's going on every ride while screaming about America

Buys cotton candy for his racoons

He lost all of his pocket money (and some of Demo's) to shitty games because he found a cute plush toy he really wanted

At one point he got angry anough that he just flipped the entire stand

Pyro

This little firebug is having the time of their life

Has, *so many ballons*

Only really goes on the kiddie rides but enjoys them extremely

There's so much happy hand flapping and rapid signing going on that they're inevitably going to smack someone in the face

Demo

He's the first one to throw up in one of the trash cans

If there's alcohol at the event? You bet your ass he's sampling everything

Is the one egging Soldier on to go on all the rides (it's mutual dumbassery tho)

Gets people to play games for him, because ya' know, only having 1 eye means he has basically no depth perception

Heavy

Mom friend? Mom friend.

The one who ends up carrying everyone's stuff

He's also essentially got Medic on a kiddie leash the entire time

Absolutely refuses to go on the more extremely rides and instead just waits off to the side with a camera

Engineer

He's on 'making sure Pyro doesn't burn everything dowm from excitement' duty

Has said "You kids go have fun!" on at least one occasion

Tries to keep his composure on rides but ends up screaming and cursing like a sailor

Has to sweet-talk the staff into not kicking the guys out at least once

Spy

He was bullied into comming and is hating every second of the event

(At least that's what he tells himself because seeing his son having such a good time is a bit infectious)

The others are only able to convince him to go on one ride before he refuses to go on any more clinging to a lamppost like a cat someone tried to throw into water

He'll deny this until his dying day but the screams heard from that one ride were not made by the kid sitting next to him

Medic

Once he gets over being torn away from his work for something like this, he actually has a really good time

Manic medic manic medic manic medic

Also another secret adrenaline weirdo

Shares incredibly random and pretty disturbing trivia about whatever place they go to(typically about how many reported deaths have been caused at the event)

Sniper

Incredibly overstimulated but trying to push through it (yay for the 'tism)

Those stupid shooting games never stood a chance

Really doesn't like fast rides however he adores being in high places so the ferris wheel is a definite favorite of his

Disappears halfway through the trip because the others forgot to keep track of him and he saw a dog

Pls share your thoughts because I have severe brainrot and wish to discusssssss

#tf2 headcanons #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #team fortfuckery

[cinnamonruts]

⤷ cafe kacchan week

SUMMARY → when the bakusquad ‘challenges’ bakugou by simply stating that no one would date him; he knows he can’t get a girlfriend in one afternoon so he asks the only girl he knows to be his fake girlfriend for the day. easy right?

PAIRING → bakugou katsuki x fem!reader

GENRE → fluff, romance ( childhood friends/fake-dating )

A/N → happy birthday to our boom-boom-bitch ( unedited / not proof-read )

MASTERLIST → if you want to read other works of mine

“MAN WITH A PERSONALITY like that you are never getting a girlfriend.” Kaminari says boldly yet again reminding the ash blond of his stinking pile of trash fire personality showing off he has no fear of death.

As Jirou raise a brow onto him, “You don’t have a girlfriend either.” she reminds him, “He doesn’t— but he can.” Kirishima tries a shallow attempt at helping the boy, “Very bold of you to assume anyone wants to date him.” Jirou rebuts, twisting her earplug around her finger.

“Since when was it the dunk on Denki club? We were talking about Kacchan, have you ever seen him with a girl?”

Causing them to hum and discuss between themselves; trying to think of a time he has been consistently been nice to a girl whom he has been around long enough to be dating. Completely not ignoring him and in the process annoying the shit out of him.

“I have a girl friend and she likes me exactly the way I am.” he announces to the group. Making them look sceptically among themselves not quite sure what to say, “Then invite her.” Sero challenges.

“I will.”

“Can you believe them, they think I can never have a girlfriend?” he asks. Shrugging you take another mouth full, vacuuming the bowl of ramen into your stomach, “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure I’m the only childhood friend you have left.”

“That doesn’t mean shit, dumbass!”

Looking up he is staring daggers at his bowl, “Yeah, well… Most girls don’t like you screaming at them, or calling them bad names.” you tell him, sipping your water.

“Whatever.”

Having the waiter replace your bowl with ramen with new ones, you watch her place a hambuger down. Which you always down for as you glance between it and the blond he slides it closer to you, smiling softly.

“You never let me have this,” you say. Narrowing your eyes as you make your voice deeper, “you will die of if you keep eating this shit, ( y/n ).” mimicking the boy, “and now you are actively giving this…” you say suspiciously.

“Just eat it.”

Humming you take a bite of your hambuger, “That can only mean you want something.” you say with your mouth full. Cringing his nose he ignores it for the sake to continue his story, “I told them that I have a girl friend.” Katsuki starts.

Making you hum, “The imaginary space bar trick.” you tease, taking a sip of your drink.

“And we are going to this ramen shop on Saturday.” he says, ignoring my statement completely. Raising a brow at what he’s insinuating, “That’s tomorrow.” you say, playing dumb.

“I know.”

“You don’t have a girlfriend.”

“Connect the dots, shitty women.”

Rolling your eyes, “I know what your asking; I just want you to say it.” you tell him. Making the blond groan as he hangs his head back, “Fine,” sighing dramatically, like it is the worst inconvenience for him to ask.

Mumbling something along the lines of wanting you to do this for him which you honestly half-heard but you wanted to fully hear it, “I can’t hear you.” you tease.

“Will you be my fake girlfriend?” he sighs.

Moving along the table, you hug him thightly, “Ahw, Katsuki, I thought you would never ask.” rubbing your cheek against his teasingly, “Yeah, yeah.” he mumbles annoyed, yet not pushing you off.

Pulling away you hold a finger up, “One thing tho.” you say, your face as serious as you can muster — which is not very serous — “What now?” he sighs.

“You pay for today and for me tomorrow.”

“I pay for you all the time.”

Tilting your head you think back to all the times you hadn’t spend a penny as you ate anyway. Not even realising it, “I guess you do. Never really realise that.” you hum. Shrugging it off, you smile at him, “Can’t wait to meet them.”

“They aren’t that great.” he denies. Raising a brow you try to repress your smile, “They truly are heroes if they are dealing with you.” you say. Making him glare at you, “Shut up—”

“Do I need me to do anything special?” you cut off, not wanting to be kicked out and banned of yet another restaurant. Sighing, he shakes his head, “No, not really. Just be yourself… but like my girlfriend.” taking a bite of food.

Humming you nod, finishing your hambuger off, “That doesn’t sound too hard.” you mumble, washing it down with some water. Glancing back at him as he stayed silent, he looks at you with an odd expression, “What?” you ask confused.

“You make it sound weird.” he tells you, eating his food as he does. Not understand it, you shrug,“I know you very well.”

“Just be on time.”

STANDING IN FRONT OF the restaurant the Bakusquad waits for the seemingly imaginary girlfriend, “She is coming.” he repeats when he sees the look on their face.

“Dude, you can just be honest.”

“I’m not lying!”

Finally spotting the spikey blond hair from afar, you run. Cursing yourself for missing your train. You tried to do it all right, just to be a good fake girlfriend for him, you didn’t even know why you tried so hard.

Sighing relieved that he was still alone, you hug his arm like always, “I’m so sorry for being late, Kacchan. I wanted a drink for on the train but then this older lady from the grocery store, you know the one. She kept going on and on and I couldn’t get her to stop—” you rant.

A small smile tucks up his lips at your ramble, “It’s fine.” he reassures, putting his hands in his pockets, “Are you Bakugous girlfriend?”

You freeze at the sudden extra voice. Turning to the voice you spot; a pink girl, a red-haired guy, a yellow-haired guy, a girl with earphones, and a guy with tape elbows.

Blinking at the group, nodding slowly, “Ashido… right?” you ask, suddenly feeling a lot more nervous. Making you subconsciously holding his arm closer to your chest.

Nodding at your answer, she tilts her head, “Katsuki has told me loads about you. All of you; it is hard to get actual names, tho.”

“I’m dunce face.” The yellow-haired boy says. Making the girl with purple hair roll her eyes, you're pretty sure her name is Jirou, he talks nicely about her, “His name is Kaminari, I’m Jirou.” the girl introduces.

“I’m Kirishima.”

“Sero Hanta.”

Nodding you try to not forget their names, “I’m ( l/n ) ( y/n ).” you tell them, “Are we going to stay outside or eat?” Katsuki asks.

Walking to the room, all of you wait outside to decide who is going to sit where before you move into the room. Letting them discuss where they want to sit and taking the seat that is left, “She should have the corner seat.” Jirou says breaking the discussion up.

“I want the corner seat.” Kaminari-kun cried out, “I never get the corner seat.” he pouts,

“You can have the corner seat.” you reassure. As Ashido takes your shoulders, “No, no, she is the bakusquad guest. She should have the good spot.” she tells you.

Making Katsuki take you into his arms, “We are not the bakusquad.” he grumbles, “Yes, we are.” Kirishima says, “No, we are not.” he denies, placing you into the seat she let you to anyway. Making the pinkette smile cheekily, “Which school do you go to?” Sero-run asks.

“You should not interrogate her right away!” Ashido whisper-shouts, which is very obvious as she sits in front of you, “It is okay, I go to Seiai. Nothing like U.A.” you tell Sero.

“For support items?” Jirou asks. Making you nod, as you take a sip of your drink, “She designed mine.” Bakugou says for you, “But they all needed to be “for killing’.” you add. Mocking his choice of wording; as even his knee pats needed to be ‘for killing’.

Humming, he sets his tea down, “She is just deflecting because she ‘forgot’ about the shirt.” he says unconvincingly, making it very much so seem like you did it on purpose.

“That was an accident.”

Making him snore, holding his hands up, “Yeah, right an ‘accident’ I’m pretty sure you just did it because you are a perv.” he says in air-quotes, “Am not!” you defend, not being able to stop laughing at the girl on his face.

“Uh-huh, say that to the top you didn’t make.”

“Why did you dating this guy?”

Katsuki his glare, “Want to die today, Racoon-eyes?” he asks her, letting small explosions sound from his hands. Which did not even make her blink.

Pulling his hand down, you smile at the girl, “I know Katsuki can be an asshole, and he is.” you start, “Hey—” he stays, “But, he is actually a really nice guy. He won’t tell you he cares about you all the time, but he will push you to be your best self.” you start

A small smile tucks up your lips as you recall the memory, “I remember when I was young and everyone told me I should be a hero and that was the last thing I wanted to be. And one day in the park I was with this idiot—” poking his cheek, he just watch you carefully, “And he told me about All Might his suit, how cool it was. And the person who made it must have been super smart. Smart like me.”

“I don’t think he even remembers that day, but that made me realise that even though I don’t want to be a hero it doesn’t mean I can’t be useful.” you say softly, feeling kind of dumb for caring so much about what he said when you were kids.

If you had looked at his face at that moment and the soft expression he held. You wouldn’t have felt that way at all, “When I told him I wanted to do something in support he was my biggest supporter.” you chuckle, “Always letting me test my inventions out on him. Never getting seriously angry when he got hurt. Letting me design his suit by just telling me the general vibes he wanted and trusting me to know what he wants.”

“His love language is trust, food, and… I think it’s acts of service.”

Making your brows furrow together at the strangely warm feeling flushing to your body due to you having been caught rambling about your friend so long, “I’m sorry, I have been rambling. What was the question again?”

Looking over their faces, all of his friends look so softly at your statement, “That was so manly.” Kirishima-kun mumbles, holding his fist up. As the rest nods, “That was so cute! You love him so much it is so obvious!” Ashido tells you, rubbing her eyes.

“Yeah, I… I do.” you mumble, shifting your eyes over your fingers before they land on him. The soft look in his eyes reassuring you.

Letting the words sink in, they stayed silent making you a little nervous, “Childhood friends to lovers. I am so jealous!” Kaminari-kun cries out, “How long have you guys been going out?”

“Uh—” we looked at each other. Not having thought about that or discussed it, “6 months.” we say in unison. Making them nod, “We went to middle school together.” he adds, which had nothing to do with it but if it makes it seem more real, it makes sense.

Getting your food, it all went well. You heard more things about Katsuki; mostly stories that you had heard from his perspective that came off really different from theirs. How he always says he is just going ‘out’ on Friday when he is meeting you, but did tell Kirishima he is having lunch with someone but that someone was always a mystery… until now.

Pulling you away from Katsuki. Ashido pulls you into a hug with Jirou, “It was so nice to meet you two,” you tell the two. Making them smile along with you, “We need to hang out.” Ashido tells you.

Nodding at her request, “And I will send you the playlist when I make it. I will be starting tonight.” Jirou adds, “On Line?” Kaminari asks, coming into the conversation, “You can’t have her Line ID, weirdo. Baku-bro will blow you up.” Sero-kun says pulling him away.

Making you chuckle as his face pales at the thought. Glancing at the blond he is nodding as Kirishima-kun is adamantly telling him something. His face naturally soft instead of the frown he makes so often.

Glancing back at the girls, you smile, “Can’t wait. For the playlist and the hangout.” you say, “We will figure something out soon.” Jirou reassures.

“( y/n ).”

Looking up, he nudges his head to the train. The number stating that it is yours, “Don’t forget about us.” Kaminari mumbles, making Jirou roll her eyes.

“I won’t.” you reassure.

Stepping into the train, you take the seat next to Kacchan. The train moving in a matter of seconds. The train cart almost empty. It was quiet, but it wasn’t awkward. It was comfortable as you listen together to the silence. Leaning your head on his shoulder, closing your eyes for a moment, “Tired?”

Nodding against him, you hum, “I will wake you when we are almost there.” he whispers. Relaxing into his warmth, you trust that he will keep you safe as your body shakes with the movements of the train.

But the warmth of the train did not last forever, stepping outside the cold temperature hits you in the face, making goosebumps appear all over. Wincing you want to curse at yourself for the second time today. At not thinking about everything before you left; first not with the drink, and now the jacket. Something you didn’t even realise until now.

Feeling warmth take over you, you look up. Seeing his coat on your shoulder, “No, you will—” you deny, “Just take it.” he grumbles, starting to walk before you continue to deny it.

He eventually slowed down and let you catch up to him. It made you smile, as you teasingly nudge his side which he ignores but the red tips of his ears could not, “Are you blushing?”

“No, it is cold, Shitty Woman.”

“How are you flushing but don’t have any goosebumps.”

“Since when are you a skin doctor?”

Arriving at your house, you grin at him, “Since I am analysing you, Katsuki. Seems like you are a lot nicer than you want people to think.”

“I’m not.” he denies. After it ends, you are not quite sure what you should do now. It was quiet for a moment before you pull him into a hug. Sighing relieved as he wraps his arms around your waist, “Uh, thanks, for today.” he tells you softly.

Rubbing your cheek on to his shoulder, we held each other for a little longer, “That’s what friends are for… Right?” you ask softly, not quite sure if you want him to agree with you or not.

“Right.”

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[miniscule-meow]

Yes you can.

I haven't decided which asks, so, "Please don't make me look up."

You can read more about Charlie and Felix: Here, Here and Here

*~*~*~

“It’s spring break next week! Are you excited?” She asks, shouldering her backpack.

“Not really.” He shrugs.

“Oh. Why not?”

“I don’t know. I don’t have any crazy plans or anything. You?” He shoves his hands into his pockets as they walk across the campus

“I don’t really have any plans yet either. I was actually going to ask if you wanted to do something together.”

“Oh, sure. What do you have in mind?” He glances over to her, knowing her she probably already has a whole plan mapped out.

“Well! I was thinking we could go camping! Have you ever been before?” She tries to gauge his reaction to the idea. He doesn’t give her much in terms of enthusiasm, but he does shake his head to let her know he’s never been on a camping trip before. “There are a few national parks and like state forests not too far from here! Staying at a campsite is relatively cheap, and I already have a ton of equipment.”

“Were you a girl scout or something?”

“No. I just like camping.” She laughs. He supposes it makes sense; her major is something like wildlife biology. “The weather is supposed to be awesome next week. Plus, it’s a great excuse to eat s’mores!” She grins over at him with pleading eyes.

“I do like s’mores,” He nods. “Sounds like it could be fun.”

“Awesome, I can’t wait! I’m so excited!” He grins as she does a little happy dance. They continue their way through the courtyard before having to go their separate ways for their next classes.

The week flies by, and soon the day approaches. They load up in Charlie’s truck, and a few hours later they are settled in at their campsite. He spends the day following her down hiking trails. She stops frequently to point out cool plants, to inspect fallen logs, and to doodle mushrooms and flowers in her journal. It’s cool seeing her in her element like this. That night, they do have s’mores, as promised.

Later that night, they’re in their respective sleeping bags in the tent, fast asleep. There’s a rustle and a clatter outside in the middle of the night, waking them both up.

“Oh shoot.”

“What’s going on?” He mumbles, barely coherent.

“I think we might have left some food out. That’s probably just a racoon or something. I’ll go scare it off.” She whispers, grabbing her flashlight and exiting the tent. “Get out of here ya trash panda! Go- oh!”

He hears something out there that sounds an awful lot bigger than a racoon. He bolts from the tent and finds Charlie’s flashlight illuminating a large bear. It's the largest creature he's ever seen, well. Aside from himself. The bear roars. Panicked, he practically tackles Charlie to yank her out of the way of the charging animal. In a matter of seconds, he’s up to his full gigantic height, shifting Charlie in his arms until she’s cradled safely in his palm. A flock of birds are disturbed from all of the nearby trees and the now frightened bear quickly scampers off into the woods.

He laughs nervously once the danger is passed. “That was crazy! You could have died just then. We both could have died. Gah, I might throw up! Oh gosh. No, sorry. I’m freaking out right now. That’s probably not very comforting. I’m fine. We didn’t die. We didn’t even get mauled. So that’s great." He realizes he was rambling and clears his throat. "Anyway... how are you holding up?” He unfurls his fingers, and finds her curled up into a little ball, pressing herself into his palm. That’s not what he was expecting to find. “Uh. Charlie?”

Without shifting much, she holds out her arm and gives him a shaky thumbs up. He frowns, pulling her up closer to his face. She responds by curling in tighter on herself. “Did that bear freak you out? I was really starting to think you weren’t afraid of anything.” He jokes, in an attempt to lighten the mood. He only gets more concerned when she doesn’t shoot back with a snarky comment like he was expecting.

“Earth to Charlie? Hey. You’re alright. You’re safe. I’ve got you, the bear’s gone. He’s probably gone off to tell all his bear friends about the crazy human he found in the woods toda- Oh.” He stills, a realization setting in. “Am I scaring you?” He takes his free hand, and gently brushes an index finger against her arm. “Charlie… could you look at me, please?”

“Please just... Please don’t make me look up right now.” Her voice quivers as she speaks.

“I really didn’t mean to scare you. I mean, I probably should have asked before just grabbing you like that but … there was a bear… I mean you saw that. So. Uh. I was just trying to…” He starts tripping over his words. Trying to explain, trying to apologize.

“No. That’s – I’m not afraid of you, Felix. Chill. I don’t think you could scare me if you tried.” The argument would be very strong, except she’s still curled up into a fetal position, trembling in his hand. Her voice is muffled by his palm because she refuses to sit up and look at him. He raises an eyebrow. “What you did was really cool, absolutely saved my life. I just. I’m... I think i might be afraid of heights? That's something I discovered about myself right now. So.” He jolts with the realization that he’s holding her 40 feet off the ground right now, if not higher.

“Oh, sorry. I didn’t even think about that.” Quickly he drops to his knees, wincing and mumbling an apology as she lets out a startled shriek, scrambling for purchase in her palm. He lowers her to the ground.

“Have we landed?” She says after he’s still for a moment.

“Yeah. Yeah, you’re good.”

Now she looks up. He expects her to scramble off of his palm as fast as possible, and dash away from him. She looks around, making sure they’re on the ground again before flopping over onto her back and staring up at him with a huff. She doesn’t seem particularly uncomfortable with being held in his hand. It was really just the height thing. Interesting.

“That was seriously like the tower of terror, dude. Oh gosh.”

“The drop in tower of terror is like… twice as tall.”

“What?”

“Sorry. That doesn’t matter, I get the point. I guess I should have lowered you down a bit slower than that.”

“I don’t think you could have done that any faster.”

“Sorry. I um… I don’t have a lot of experience holding people like this.” They look at each other for a moment. “This isn’t… particularly comfortable for me.” He says, his arm cramping from the awkward way he’s holding it. “If I stay sitting like this, do you think I could … not keep my hand on the ground?” She looks around, considering it for a moment before tentatively nodding. “I won’t drop you or anything. I promise.”

“I didn’t think you would I just…” She shrugs, not knowing how to articulate the rest of this thought.

He moves slowly this time, keeping her as steady as possible as he shifts to lean back against a tree. He raises her gently to his chest. She stiffens but doesn’t seem to be freaking out this time. She sits and leans against him.

He thinks about how his heartbeat must be completely audible to her. She could probably even feel it pulse through her with the way she is leaning against him. And then when he speaks, do the vibrations of his voice surround her as well? What must that feel like to her? Is it relaxing? Exciting? Scary but she just won't admit it? He's never had a person so close to him before. He blushes thinking about it. Then he remembers the part about how she can hear his heartbeat, and he tries to think about something else. He doesn't want his racing heart to give him away.

“I didn’t know you were afraid of heights.” He says casually, thankful that his thoughts don't get louder at this size too.

“Neither did I.”

They stay up chatting a bit, still ruffled from all the excitement. They are illuminated by the stars and the dying embers of their fire, surrounded by the gentle rustling of leaves and the songs of the first cicadas of the season. Eventually, they crawl back into their sleeping bags and go back to sleep.

#Felix and Charlie #g/t #size shifting #size shifter #size shifters #gt stories #g/t community #g/t writing #g/t story #giant tiny #tiny #gt #my writing #giant #thank you for the prompt! this was fun to write (even though i had to re-write the whole thing with my computer deciding to delete it)

[hteragram-x]

Sanders Sides Human AU with Intrulogical where Logan is a new teacher in school who always excuses his mistakes, messy work, and being late, by telling something about Remus.

“I’m sorry for not grading your papers on time. I had to take Remus to the hospital. He fell off the tree… Like an idiot he is.”

“I know my handwriting on this notes is all over the place. I apologize. Remus fell asleep on my lap when I wrote them and I, figuratively, didn’t have a heart to wake him up. He was very tired and looked so lovely and peaceful.”

“Sorry for being late again…” The group he teaches is like: “…what did Remus do this time…?” “…he knocked my alarm clock off the nightstand and it smashed in the middle of the night, so I didn’t even know it’s not working.”

---

Until finally, one day, the group notices that Logan has a new ring on his finger and they ask him some questions about it, because he seems more happy and enthusiastic (in his toned down, calm way) than normally. It doesn’t take much for Logan to just giddily blurt out: “Remus and I got engaged!” Because he’s too full of emotions (ugh) to just keep them all inside… But instead of congratulations and cheers he is met with about 30 pairs of wide, unblinking eyes.

Finally someone says: “…but… but Remus is a cat…”

Apparently, throughout the entire year, Logan has not mentioned, even once, that he is talking about his, very much human, boyfriend (now fiancé), not a wild and chaotic pet that makes his life more difficult that in needs to be.

So he tries to clarify: “No, he’s not. Remus’s my boyfr… fiancé.”

Which clarifies nothing, because the class remembers so much about Remus and it just doesn’t add up.

“But he bit you once… you were in class with a bandage on your hand.” Logan’s like: “That was an accident. Also, he’s very weird, so it’s not unusual for him.” It seems like a lame excuse, so they continue the investigation. “But you said, you found him in a trashcan.” And Logan just nods. “Yhm… yeah, I did. I was throwing out the trash and he was looking through the bags for something to add to his newest sculpture about rotten morality. He’s an artist. I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned that at some point.” (he hasn’t)

They go back and forth like that for a few minutes until one of the students realizes that they actually heard about the artist Logan is talking about and after a quick search through his social media they find a confirmation that the guy not only exists, but also proposed to his partner a few days ago.

---

From this day Logan always plays a one-sided secret game with all the new groups he teaches to check how many things he can say about Remus without his students realizing, that he’s not in fact a wild animal he illegally keeps at home. Some people thought he was a racoon, some believed he’s a half-domesticated cat. Hardly anyone assumed he’s human.

Most new groups don’t realize the truth until the very end of the year when Logan invites Remus to talk about his job while he sits next to him and enjoys the look of slow realization on people’s faces. (Older students play this game along helping Logan with keeping the illusion that the Remus who jumps out of the windows, scratches the couch, and likes to eat weird things he’s not supposed to eat is actually their teacher’s beloved husband.)

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[jordanstrophe]

Walter, you should punish Cin for using the phone. And maybe Gabriel, too, he’s been a bit too defiant.

I'll have you know Gabriel has been behaving slightly better recently!

Masterlist CW: Creepy parental whumper, punishment, isolation whump, shackled and chained, multiple whumpees, defiance 

The phone got torn off the wall and thrown into the trash outside. Walter returned slamming the door behind him as he crossed his arms at the two guilt-ridden boys sitting on the couch in shame.

"Gabriel, room." Walter snapped, pointing to his bedroom. "What? What did I do!?" Gabriel yelled. "You didn't do what I told you the first time! Now don't you make the same mistake here, young man..." He hissed. Gabriel huffed and collected the chain attached to his leg, carrying it with him so it didn’t get caught. He glared at the man before slamming his door shut.

"And now you." Walter looked down at the last boy on the couch. "It should have gone without saying that the phone was off limits, you knew better."

"But Mister Walter, how am I supposed to make calls now that you've thrown the phone out? Mister Richard says to always keep a phone around in case of emergencies." He recited in Richard’s tone. “CIN! You're not supposed to make phone calls!" He shouted, dragging a hand down his face. "That’s it... Come with me." He reached his hand out as Cin happily latched onto it, obliviously knowing he was being led to the basement. Walter plopped him down in an old antique chair and pointed a finger an inch from his nose.

"You're staying down here until I can trust you again. Do you understand?" Walter snapped.

"Perfectly clear!" Cin chirped.

"No! No happy tune, this is a punishment."

"Oh! Right..." Cin slumped sadly in the chair with an exaggerated frown. Walter shook his head before taking his leave and locked the door. Later at dinner, Gabriel was silent. He stared at the empty seat next to him, knowing full well where the other boy had been sent.

“Can I go back to my room?” He asked.

“No, finish your dinner.” Walter spoke, stuffing in another bite.

“He’s going to starve if you don’t feed him.” Gabriel quietly murmured. He flinched when the man violently slammed his spoon into the plate. ”Well you fed me dinner when I was down there, remember!? Why did I get dinner and he doesn’t!” Gabriel snapped.

Walter clenched his fists, weakly thumping it on the table as he gritted his teeth.

“Gabriel… My precious little dove… You were also there for a week.” He growled.

“Of course I do… But are you really going to keep him there for a week?”

Walter inhaled deeply, the spoon almost bending in his grasp. It took every fiber of his being to not punish Gabriel for his challenge.

“You’re picking favorites…” Gabriel muttered, taking another bite.

“OKAY! Okay fine, I will bring him a bowl! For goodness sake.” Walter rasped, the second his back turned a sinister grin crept across the boy’s face. Walter grumbled and groaned to himself as he fixed a plate and climbed down the stairs. He almost dropped the bowl when he reached the last step-

The entire basement was turned into a fort. Random chairs held up a carpet tent and shredded wood chips used as a pathway.

“What on earth-?!” Walter gasped, seeing Cin poke his head from under the carpet.

“Oh! Mister Walter! Perfect timing, would you like to come in?” He smiled welcomingly. Walter’s eye twitched, the bowl crackling in his grasp.

How? How did he even do this?

WHY did he do this?!  

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[pumpkinsy0]

Ok hear me out. Either the Shepards or the Curtis bros have a racoon problem and leave purly to deal with it. Uh yeah, you come up with the rest :))) Ilysm btw.

hvschsvcshgdshgdshgdsjd love u 2🛐🛐

i’m gonna say the curtis’ for this one

okokok darry noticed the raccoons while taking out the trash and was gonna deal w it bc at first it wasn’t a big issue

but pony just HAD to keep giving the lil cutie food so the raccoon and his lil friends decided to hop on over

so now it was a BIGGER problem bc know there’s 4 raccoons

and darry told the dumbass to not feed them but nope, in through one ear out the other is kind of pony’s thing

so now for his crimes darry was making him deal w it

OBVIOUSLY he wasn’t gonna let him rlly deal w it, he was only gonna wait a while till pony asked for his help so he could lecture pony on y he should listen to him again

pony was having trouble w the raccoon and KNEW darry was just watching him drinking his coffee WAITING for pony to ask for his help, but pony was stubborn and wasn’t gonna let darry have that satisfaction

luckily pony knows curly shepard aka the raccoon whisperer so he called him up

well not rlly, curly just saw pony in his garbage can and went over and noticed his issues and decided to help

BUT FAST FORWARD, pony and curly managed to name the raccoons *ahem* “bartholomew, custard,ziggy, and jim”

what a happy lil family <333

darry was watching them shaking his head

but anyways they got a lil cuts here there, got some breaks in between, but yea, the raccoons were now gone :))))

and by gone i mean these lil trash pandas found their way to the shepards house, LMFAOOOO

#ponyboy curtis #curly shepard #purly #darry curtis

[valorxdrive]

The racoons didn't get into the back dumpster this time. Nope. It's your local eldritch horror feasting on left overs and god knows what else... but he'll happily take offer his hand out from the dumpster, expecting his daily sacrifice; one happy meal toy, and this world shall be spared. Give it.

♕ - ...Why.

What joy could they ever conjure from being a scourge of the trash pickings left by customers of the fast food industry. Genuinely, there was a very real concern blooming within Sora’s chest while the sugary scents of mcflurries by his side were nearly drowned out by the overwhelming scent of grease. Training. This is what it was, to refine his physical condition, his heart, and mental state through the arduous task of being the sole employee of a whole McDonalds establishment.

That certainly didn’t mean he had to witness a poor dumpster getting pillaged right in front of the side view window. With the magnanimous M shaped arch shining bright upon his hat, leading to a gold and silver dichotomy from silver necklace settled secure around his form, a blank stare is driven over towards the familiar.. (and he says this with much pain in this moment) being who got down having the trashiest feast for the absolute price of free. Sora could only shake his head while finishing the last of his snack McDouble with extra cheese and ketchup.

Once that outstretched, greasy hand made it’s demand towards with that hand, the keybearer would instantly squint towards them.

( Original post HERE.)

#dichotomouskey #| Bottle Mail #HOW DID U EVEN MAKE IT TO UNREALITY #AND WHY DID U MAKE A DUMPSTER YOUR FIRST FRIEND

[b00t-s]

We're all gossip-y bitches sometimes

this is part two

Janus xey/xem

Roman she/he

Patton he/him

Virgil he/him

See the character intros for more info

TW. Swearing, arguments, alcohol, drunk characters, the word v//mit is used once, characters being characters, past trauma mentioned, tiny tiny tiny sprinkle of angst but just a passing of it at end, and nothing to intense

Again, tell me if I'm being insensitive. Shout at me if I am.

Summary: Patton goes to talk to Janus about Roman. The group opens...'some' bottles. Virgil adds on some...interesting opinions.

Events occur few hours after this.

Janus just finished xeir nightly shift when Patton came bounding up to xem. Janus raised an eyebrow at how ecstatic he looked.

"Yes?" Xey managed out, forcing back the hundreds of snarky comments xey could of said right then.

"Can you hang out at My house later?" Patton practically beamed out.

"why would I want to 'hang out'? It's just a social construct created to give people a higher sense of being." Janus remarked, flipping to closed/open side to closed.

"So you'll be there?"

"hmm. Will doom-and-gloom be there?

"doom and---ohhh, Virge. Yeah, probably," Patton realised now that this was a bad mix of people to invite "probably-probably not for long though!"

"Fine" Janus replied, taking off xeir apron. Xey ignored the obvious lie. "I'll be there in an hour." Xey knew one way or another xey would end up there due to Patton's... effective persuading.

"Great!" Patton exclaimed "oh yeah, and...um...it's raining outside so..take my umbrella, kay?"

His tone more serious all of a sudden, Patton nodded to Janus' heavily made up face, so well done an ignorant bystander wouldn't of noticed the thick layers of foundation on xeir face.

Patton handed xem a translucent umbrella, patterned with cute frogs and flowers, to Janus. Ignoring the distasteful cartoons, Janus nodded and took the umbrella.

"See you soon, Jan!" Patton cheerily waved as he bounced off.

Janus folded xeir apron, opened Patton's umbrella and braved the outdoors.

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Janus arrived at Patton's house exactly on time, bone dry, despite the heavily flowing rain. Patton expected nothing less of his friend. He invited xem inside, amazed as always by his friend's everyday fashion.

Jan was wearing a casual yellow shirt over a long sleeved black shirt. Fishnet gloves adorned xeir hands, and xeir ruffled hair was let lose.

Xeir fashionably messy hair was topped with a neatly placed black fedora, which of xey never took off. Xey even scarred persuaded Thomas to let xem wear it to work.

Patton offered xem a smile, and walked xem upstairs. "Hi Jan!" He grinned.

"Hello" xey replied mundanely.

Xey absent-mindedly glanced at Patton's outfit, which contained a violet cashmere sweater, bell bottomed jeans, circular silver glasses and a sunflower clip in his perfect curls.

It was a good look, xey had to admit.

When they both reached Patton's room, Janus stood still, taking in xeir surroundings.

Patton's room was covered with things from the 2000's; Tamagotchi's, stickers pressed up against the pastel wall, stuffed animals, wristbands, old CD's, care bears posters and butterfly clips littering the floor in a deadly trap.

A trans flag was pinned above the single bed with blue tack, right next to some inspirational and motivational quotes.

The whole place looked like it had been puked on by unicorns.

It hurt Janus' eyes.

Xey was a little overwhelmed by all the spiraling colours and nostalgia-inducing objects, so xey sat cross-legged in the middle of the pink carpet. The world slowed down.

Janus wondered, not for the first time, how a 29 year old could be this cheerful.

.

Or appear this cheerful.

"Jan?"

Janus gave a small twitch of xeir head, realising that xey had spaced out. "Hmm?" Xey replied.

"Hey, you were up with the clouds! I was just saying, I think Virge is here" Patton chirped.

"oh"

"he...might be staying for a little longer then i said"

"How wonderful." Janus muttered, knowing this would happen but hating it anyway.

"oh, don't be like that! I'm sure you guys could become friends!" Janus snorted. "Or...at least not kill at each other whenever you're in the same general area" Patton corrected.

"Anyway! I'm going to greet him at the door!" He suddenly proclaimed, skipping downstairs.

Janus was disgusted at how naïve this man was.

But that was a lie.

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Patton slowed his happy skip to a casual walk. His grin slipped into a content smile as he reached the end of the stairs. Being so happy takes its toll on people, he thought. Soft tapping of the door interrupted his thoughts as he opened the door to reveal Virgil.

The first thing you notice about this man was his unfair tall-ness. He nearly had to duck to get inside; being too skinny didn't help. Virgil was wearing a plain black hoodie over a mcr top, completing the look with a short, pleated skirt and docs. His face was slathered in white foundation, accompanied with dark eyeshadow under his eyes.

"Virge!! I'm glad you could make it, even if you are late!!Again!" Patton hugged his friend, genuinely glad for his presence. The taller man patted Patton's curls awkwardly.

"Heyyyy Pat-" Virgil did the awkward pats on the back everyone does when they want to get out of a hug but don't want to say it in fear of hurting ones feelings. "Traffic-"

Patton withdrew from the hug and smiled. "okay! at least you're here safe! Can't control the traffic"

"Janus is waiting for us upstairs" Patton continued. He hurriedly carried on speaking before Virgil could spit out an insult about xem "say, you know what I hate about stairs? They're always up to something!" Patton laughed at his own joke, whilst Virgil pretended to face-palm, hiding a snigger.

"Alright, Alright dAd, didn't you say snake face was waiting for us?" Virgil mocked. Patton chuckled uncomfortably at the nickname, but nodded nonetheless.

"Yeah, we shouldn't leave xem waiting"

They both entered his room, having walked the short journey there in a comfortable silence. Patton noted Janus had not moved from were he left xem; xey had just shifted to read a book xey most likely found lying around. Janus looked up upon their arrival, xeir face immediately twisting into a mocking grimace upon seeing Virgil. "ah, you brought the racoon"

"Janus play nice--"

"you're one to talk, you participated in 2012 Tumblr" Virgil threw back

"must you be so wounding" Janus dramatically threw xeir hand against xeir forehead.

"okAY, that's enough guys." Patton firmly said. Janus pulled a face in reply, and Virgil returned the favour. Patton sighed. He just wanted them to get along, which was probably a high expectation by itself.

Perhaps he had booze leftover somewhere.

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Twelve near fist fights, two crying sessions and many, many, many bottles of alcohol later, it was nearing eleven pm and the group was drunker than a litter of catnip high kittens.

They all crowded into a close-knit circle on the bed, nearly falling off but not caring.

"ssso your telling me that flashy asss hhimbo sssssaid I wasss hot but then rude and that I wore too muchh makeup? What a *hic* bitchh" Janus hissed.

Patton giggled. "yeeeeee, be nice though! She was kindaaaa alllllllll over the place!" Patton continued bluntly, "But how would you feel if I set you guys up????~"

"oh pleassssse do, I would just love that" Janus may be trashed but xey still knew sarcasm. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending who you are, Patton did not.

"yayyy! This is gonna be great!!"

Virgil butted in then, waving around the bottle he was holding "hold on, just holllld on a minute there, you're planning to set up that" he vaugly gestured in Janus' direction "with Princy??? Xey've known her for what, 4 minutes? Life isn't a disney movie"

"Dare I detect a hint of jealousy there emo?" Janus purred "am I that lovable?" Xey hiccuped.

"ooooooooh" Patton leaned into the circle, loving the drunk drama.

"wouldn't you like to know weather boy" Virgil droned back, finishing off the bottle.

"Honey, I would dare ssay that was a yesss"

"nO"

"oooooo, you liiiiike meeeEe"

"you disgust me"

"kinky"

Patton shook his hands excitingly at them, nearly hitting Virgil, causing them to shut up. "I can't believe you're finally open to a relationship after what happened! With my best friend no least! Boy did I try to get you to go on more dat--" Patton suddenly clasped his hands over his mouth as if he just said something nasty.

.

.

Everyone went silent. Janus stared at Patron, xeir mouth slightly parted. Virgil laughed nervously to try and break the tension. It sounded strained.

Janus began to speak to stop Patton from starting to spout drunken apologies. "Well thatssss jusst a liee, I've dated pleeenty of people over..well...that...period..of time."

Everyone went silent again, not quite sure on what to say.

Virgil's anxiety was heightening due to the social awkwardness and the influence of the alcohol.

Patton was fidgeting in his lap.

It was Janus yet again who broke the uncomfortable atmosphere.

"Sssso, *hic* you ssaid you wanted me to go out with thisss idiot?"

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#sanders sides #sanders sides fanfiction #sanders sides fic #janus sanders #genderfluid!janus #patton sanders #trans!patton #virgil sanders #alcohol mention #Janus what have you agreed to #hiss hiss bitch #this story is all over the place plz #roceit #platonic moxiety #This won't and never will be a moxiety fic I'm sorry #their father ans son relashionship #no hate on the ones who do ship it #it just isn't my cup of tea #Ok-ish