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goldenamaranthe-blog · 4 months

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Blake: (giving a speech to a bunch of rowdy Faunus activists as new Chieftess of Menagerie and leader of the White Fang) While the past leaders of this organization and kingdom have done their best, I intend to build up on that foundation and make-

Deer!Faunus: Aren't you in a relationship with a human?!

Blake: My relationships do not affect my ability to-

Mouse!Faunus: How can we trust a leader who willingly became a humans pet?!

Faunus Crowd: (start muttering)

Blake: (grumbling mentally as she tries to think of what to say)

Yang: (blares through the crowd on Bumblebee 2.0 with a giant trailer hitched off to the back) Blaaaaaake!

Blake: (sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose) What is it, Yang? I'm a bit busy, and you just plowed through a bunch of Faunus activists.

Yang: (parks and pulls off her helmet) Yeah, sorry about that, but I'm in a pickle. (Hops off the motorcycle and opens up the top hatch of the trailer - revealing hundreds of freshly baked cookies)

Blake: ...........

Faunus Crowd: ...........

Blake: What?

Yang: Nora, Ruby, and I decided to get the Remnant World Record for the number of cookies baked at the same time. We used my semblance to bake, Ruby's semblance to mix, and Nora's sheer crackhead energy to get everything else. But now we have too many cookies!

Blake: ......Nora and Ruby can't just eat them?

Yang: They already ate 3 trailer fulls! (Projects picture of Nora and Ruby in cookie comas) I remembered that you had a public event thing and thought maybe attendees would want some!

Blake: (lightbulb moment) Actually, that would be amazing! Thank you so much, dear, for being so considerate.

Yang: (confused by the diabetic sweetness dripping from Blake’s voice and slowly shuffles up to the podium as a few Faunus that hadn't been assholes go up to the trailer and grab a cookie) Uh, did I do something wrong? I can leave if I'm intruding.

Fox!Faunus: Nope! (Munches cookie) You're good! Thank you, Dear!

Faunus Crowd: Thank you, Dear!

Yang: (severely confused) What just happened?

Blake: (covers her microphone before kissing Yang on the cheek) Apparently, a butch, golden retriever lesbian bringing homemade baked goods is all you need to calm a bloodthirsty crowd.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby crack post #domeatic bees #butch lesbian brings home baked goods #butch golden retriever #blake isn't wrong #golden retriever himbos are a pure delight

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evesevilart · 9 months

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Dog lesbians ! (Rb>likes, click 4 better quality)

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wolf-m4sc · 11 months

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Wolf boy muscles 🖤🐺

#me #my pic #muscles #masc #lesbian #masc4femme #masc4brat #soft Butch #wlw #glfg #golden retriever masc #I’m puppy #nsft #send dirty asms

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thatonebutchneighbordad · 7 months

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I’m just a midwestern golden retriever butch lookin for their black cat femme is that too much to ask for

#butch #lesbian #nb #butch4femme #golden retriever butch is what i am #white cat femme also works #or feral chihuahua femme too

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seyelence · 1 year

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right, hear me out... black cat butch and black cat femme

#me and my gf #altho golden retriever personality lol #butch femme #wlw #lesbian #butch #femme #lgbt #girls who like girls

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bulldog-butch · 1 year

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i hate to say it but this is quite literally me and my femme 💀

#people talk about the black cat femme/golden retriever butch but that is Literally us #bork bork!

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rainbowskittle · 3 months

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If you like five hiii that’s me!

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gynecologistmsfrizzle · 5 months

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One of these things is not like the others (I’m sorry women)

It was a very transsexual year. What can I say.

Postmarked c/o Saint Peter?

#rhi talks #also because the hip obviously did not record a Thanks For Listening video I got Mika’s instead #and I am incredibly grateful to get to inform you that he has an elderly golden retriever who was demanding snuggles while he filmed.#really important stuff to start passing around the mika butch circles. we all deserve to know.

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funfetti-art · 1 year

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🌸 Dog besties 🌸

#tfw ur (tiny femme) bff does ur (giant butch) makeup #my art #illustration #digital #aesthetic #digital art #oc #furry #kawaii #party kei #furry art #pastel aesthetic #pastel #golden retriever #pitbull

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raccoonhomes · 5 months

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hi critters! i just launched a telegram chat so that people who follow my art channel can comment, socialize and participate in daily discussions, get free art on occasion, and share some good vibes!

come hang out!

ALT: a digital drawing of Sniff the raccoon being pat on the head by Ohno the ghoul, along with Moss the dog - two OCs i often play as in VRchat. the background is a gradient butch flag.

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lil-lesbian-historian · 6 months

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Oh what’s my type? I mean. I don’t know. I think I have the capacity to be attracted to anyone-

*butch lesbians with ‘Mojo Dojo Casa House’ Ken vibes*

#without the misogyny of course #but I figured that’s a given #butch lesbians with himbo vibes just do SOMETHING to me #maybe it’s the ‘black cat x golden retriever’ vibes the tiktok girlies keep ranting about #femme4butch #femme4masc #wlw #lesbian

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freyjaofthenorth · 11 months

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slightly flabby middle aged butch who is essentially an old golden retriever made human like or reblog if you agree

#they are very good.....#don't wanna date just wanna skip right to being a old married couple with a golden retriever-y butch and grow veggies...

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rainbowskittle · 1 year

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✨I want a black cat and I want a black cat you know?? ✨

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