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#conspriacy theories
dcmeme · 6 months
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Citizen: I was listening to a podcast on the Wayne’s-
Citizen 2: Oh god not this again-
Citizen 1: This isn’t a conspiracy theory.
Citizen 3: Last time you talked about the Wayne’s it involved Bruce Wayne being Batman because their A$$ Cheeks ‘match’
Citizen 2: The time before that it was he time traveled to kill his own parents.
Citizen 4: And the time before that you claimed his dead son got resurrected-
Citizen 1: THERE WAS SOME TRUTH TO THAT!
Citizen 4: He was in witness protection!
Citizen 2: Ok that one was shady tho.
Citizen 1: THANK YOU!- Anyways… Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic-
Citizen 3: You’re the reason I do drugs.
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louisplumpyass · 6 months
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COSMIC DEATH FUNGUS MENTIONED
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@smart-elec
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whereserpentswalk · 8 months
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2017 me: there are post modern Marxists trying to destroy gender and capitalism and replace the west's values with Jewish Paganism.
2020 me: actually the right just made up communism in America. It's a conspiracy theory.
2023 me: I am a post modern Marxist trying to destroy gender and capitalism and replace the west's values with Jewish Paganism.
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maxchineelf · 6 months
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Do yourself a favor and *don’t * talk to me.
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snowiiibunnii · 6 months
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power, honor, and skill
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valjeanzachary · 8 months
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Dr Dan Garrett and Dr Hank Pym, team up to discover what heinous monster is causing people to dissappear in the national forests of America.
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wolfgiselle · 9 months
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Summary: “My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.
“Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”
“That’s fucking worse.”
Or,
Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers.
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Review: Oh my god, this is hilarious! The idea of the LOV 'accidently' making the world a better place when the entire time they were trying to figure out Dabi's identity because even ‘Dabi’ couldn't remember it, is genius. I love how the world just thinks they've shifted into vigilantism. A lot more people like them now, and they have no idea because they're so focused on the investigation and never watch the news. Poor Hawks. They cause him no end of trouble. They also inadvertently free him - so there's that. 
Speaking of Hawks... in this AU, Dabi also used to be in the same Commission program as him. They 'were' a couple and continue to be a couple now. This will always be my favorite MHA pairing. 
We still get Dabi's dance and Endeavor exposure as well. Except here it's more funny than it is dramatic with Shigaraki literally laughing in the background and Toga live-streaming it.  
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mainenorth · 11 months
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sometimes i wanna fucking cry into the void but i can’t so here’s some thoughts
rodimus has unrequited love for drift. when ratchet died rodimus selfishly (while beating himself up over it) tried to attempt to show drift that he cared about him more than a friend. it didn’t work. when they got ratchet back from another au everything went back to normal and rodimus was alone again.
deadlock killed jfk
ignoring aligned and its lore, blurr could be the cygate sparkling
griffin rock takes place in canada
kobd james bond crossover
heatwave and knock out are best friends
nightbeat x whirl (kin memories)
heatwave is good at risk but he can’t remember any of the names so he just says “that one” and cody puts down his pieces
dani and the bots watch hallmark movies together
beachcomber x ??? (also kin memories)
megatron has an optimus prime shrine
deadlock had a not so healthy obsession with ratchet and stalked him and would pay people to take photos of him and tell him where they think he’s stationed at every waking moment
the scavengers all raise the firstborn but cons4eva is the only one who knows anything about organics
whirl jr + the firstborn friendship
the firstborn gets sent to the academy??
cyberverse drift comes back to life and him and ratchet kiss
cons knows way to much about human politics and conspiracies and trolls conspiracy theorists online
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tendie-defender · 10 months
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Has anyone tried connecting this.
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With this?
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When ammonium nitrate burns it gives off Orange and Brown smoke.
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moonlitlillypop · 6 months
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Alien conspiracies are stupid for all the normal reasons but also like. These guys had spaceships and you expect us to believe they made their buildings out of rocks? Where's the steel, the skyscrapers? You're telling me they didn't have air conditioning in the goddamn desert????
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civanticism · 15 days
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Civanticism — The reason of Humanism and the compassion of Buddhism, with a touch of snark for good measure. https://www.civanticism.com/
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louisplumpyass · 6 months
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mf is so high i'm crying 😭
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adragonsoulcomics · 10 months
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Prev || Cover || Next
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maxchineelf · 6 months
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Oops
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