#dick grayson is the greatest

[thebitterflamingo]

Dick Grayson probably: We don’t do guns here. The only weapons we use are wea-puns!✨

*gets shot by Jason*

#humor #meme #dick grayson is the greatest #incorrect dick grayson #dick grayson #dc comics #Jason todd #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes

[rootbeerrex]

I WAS DOING PROCRASTINATED ENGLISH HOMEWORK AT 10:30 PM AND THIS BATFAM INTERACTION POPPED FULLY FORMED INTO MY BRAIN

Jason, staring down a defeated villain with his helmet off, dramatically monologuing like the theatre kid he is: Death didn't stop me the first time, what made you think you'd be the one to make it stick? Haven't you people learned? You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Tim, pausing where he's taking down the remaining henchmen: hold on a second. I've heard that line before. did you just- did you just quote a Tumblr post in your takedown monologue?????

Jason, red in the face and blatantly embarassed: I don't know what the FUCK you're talking about, Replacement.

Dick, sweeping in on a grappling hook and knocking out a goon coming up behind Jason: No, he's definitely right. "decay exists as an extant form of life" and all that.

Jason, shoving his guns back into their holsters and walking away while grumbling to himself: and they wonder why I don't come to family dinners

Damian, popping out of the shadows: So long, fungus boy

#IM SORRY THIS JUST WAS DROPPED INTO MY HEAD FULLY COMPLETED #YOU CANT CONVINCE ME THAT JASON WOULDNT THINK THATS THE HARDEST LINE EVER #AND THAT THE REST OF THEM WOULDNT RIP HIM TO FUCKING SHREDS OVER IT #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #Red Hood #Nightwing #red robin #Robin dc #dc #batfamily #batfam #batman #wayne family adventures #rex's dc journey #rex's greatest hits

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

You know what I need everytime Tim or Dick lie no one catches them. Not Kon not Bruce no one.

They could say the sky is fucking purple and immediately they assume it is and god forbid they check, Oh my eyes are deceiving me.

I need Tim to walk up to Bruce say some out of pocket bullshit and across the room Dick just looks up.

The only ones who can clock each others shit is each other.

Sometimes they make a game of it they gaslight Jason so hard he thinks there's another Robin named Nibor.

Brotherly bonding by making everyone else confused and slightly terrified.

The thing is no one will ever find out no one understands their tells. They both have there own ways of making everything sound like the gods honest truth.

Nevermind the brotherly comfort or angst where someone ask if they are ok and when the I'm fine is said They know to do a bat sucide watch.

Just think big bird and baby bird gaslight gatekeep girlbossing their way to victory.

#tim drake #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #manipulative dick Grayson #the Robin who can lie to Batman x2 #Bamf Tim drake #Bamf dick Grayson #imagine the chaos #damian wayne #bamf batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #Bruce has never heard one true thing out of his children's mouths #greatest detective my ass

[madeofstardust17]

I am convinced that if Dick watches The Greatest Showman it would break him.

He watches it with his brothers and he ends up laying face down on the couch. His brothers don't know if he's crying happy-tears, nostalgic-tears, normal emotional movie tears or I'm-having-flashbacks-tears.

It's a bit of everything if he's being honest.

Tim is freaking the fuck out, Jason is aggressively trying to get him to stop crying, Damian is just standing there with his brain bluescreening.

#he gets a kick out of Rewrite the stars #but the moment From Now On starts it's over for my guy #to be clear he did love the movie but now hes having too many Feelings #and as a member of the batfam he's not handling them well #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #timothy drake #damian wayne #the greatest showman

[eldestnightwingsyndrome]

here are a few tweets i never posted

#dc #k rambles #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #nightwing #red hood #batfam #batfamily #kory’s batfam twitter stuff #greatest hits

[snow-bees]

Was watching the greatest showman and my brain happened to be rotting that day

#starfire #koriandr #koriand'r #kori anders #dickori #dickory #dick grayson #richard grayson #the greatest showman #teen titans #robin #dc #dc comics #batman #dc fanart #fanart #digital art #my art #I kept trying to even it out but my kori design out-glamourises dick #so it kept looking like the bride and ugly ass groom

[pinkkittycoffin]

batman : prodigal (1998) pt.2 | (( pt.1 ))

#yes i do have MORE #i just really love this comics man it's insane #well that being said #don't let anyone gaslighting you that tim drake and dick grayson doesn't have the greatest brotherly bond EVER #if they do just ignore them #ppl like that are just weak #also wicked unbased unreal and wouldn't even survive this summer #my bro tim was literally out there saying he likes the sound of nightwing and robin a whole better than batman and robin #HE'S A DICK GRAYSON FAN SINCE DAY 1 #literally protect him at all cost from those evil writers #New52 sucks #oops #tim drake #robin tim drake #dick grayson #batman dick grayson #dc fanart #nightwing

[tomboy014]

Nightwing and Red Hood try to convince security guard, Danny Fenton, to let them "borrow" Harley Quinn for the night

Danny: So why do you need me to let Harley out for you?

Nightwing: C'mon, Danny, buddy...

Harley: Yeah, he's your friend! Do him a solid.

Danny: Shush! Why?

Red Hood: I'm gonna kill the Joker.

Danny: Oh no! No way in any hell am I letting you make him my problem!

Bonus:

Red Hood: I died! Do you have any idea what- wait, no, forgot who I was talking to. Let me try again.

#might be a little confusing since i haven't posted the headcanon yet #but the idea is that Dick and Danny were friends as Robin and Phantom #later on as Nightwing and Phantom #and met Jason as Robin #the three of them all know each other's secret idenities #but Bruce doesn't remember or recognize Danny #the three are refusing to tell Mr. World's Greatest Detective who he is #and are having too much fun watching Bruce try to figure it out #danny phantom #batman #danny fenton #dick grayson #jason todd #arkham guard au #dp x dc

[eggmacguffin]

"Alfred," said Bruce Wayne, who impulsively adopted a grieving orphan eighteen hours ago and was currently six books deep in a mountain of literature breaking down modern parenting techniques and rudimentary child psychology (he likes to be prepared).

"Yes, Master Bruce?"

"Am I, perhaps..." Bruce squinted at a book entitled Cognitive and Socio-emotional Caregiving and Development: Fifth Edition, rubbing his forehead as though to soothe a headache while doing nothing about the stress lines forming there, "...unwell?"

#dc #the batman #bruce wayne #robin dick grayson #battinson would read one (1) book on healthy coping and say 'oh. oh no #my fics #i guess #greatest hits

[thebitterflamingo]

Rest of quote, since we all know Dick is physically incapable of feeling embarrassment (and that’s canon):

Dick: I was nine! AND I’ve only gotten better since! You could even say I’ve gotten… BAT-ter.

Tim, Jason, Damian and the civilian: *collectively groan.*

#Jason refrains from violence because there’s a civilian present #he also keeps violence to a minimum around children but we all know Damian doesn’t count #though Jason might tell him that rule just to get a rise out of him #dick grayson is the greatest #incorrect dick grayson quotes #dick peaked when he was nine #wingdings are nice but batarangs are a classic #puns #incorrect batfam quotes #batfamily

[allovesthings]

#Maybe screaming at Dick that he 'won't excuse him for losing sight of the value of his life' #isn't the greatest thing to say to his passively suicidal son....just saying #dc comics #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain

[wondersinwaynemanor]

idk if someone has done this but The Greatest Showman AU but with Dick as Zendaya's character and Wally as Zac's character.

Dick grows up in the circus, performing from place to place and Wally comes from a rich family, producing shows.

Wally falls in love, watching Dick who performs gracefully. Wally watches every show until Dick notices him from the crowd.

Dick thinks it's impossible as they come from very different backgrounds and he worries what people will think of him when he dates Wally. But Wally thinks they can prove every body wrong and their relationship should be given a chance.

then that part of Rewrite The Stars happens and it's just perfect.

Wally: You know I want you. It's not a secret I try to hide.

Dick: You think it's easy. You think I don't wanna run to you.

Wally: What if we rewrite the stars? Say you were made to be mine.

Dick: No one can rewrite the stars. How can you say you'll be mine?

#fanfic idea #dc universe #dick grayson #circus boy #wally west #rich boy producer #source: movie and song #birdflash #source: the greatest showman #source: rewrite the stars

[astorianyxkings]

A character's biggest flex has to be being so pretty that animators quite literally can't get them down right.

I mean the Harley Quinn show has got the whole personality right in a way.

Wayne Family Adventures has his down in a sitcom way.

Most people like him in the DCU movie, I personally find them atrocious. The personality, voice, movements are all perfect but the design? I was heartbroken.

Young Justice has been my favourite portrayal. They've got the perfect character development, season one he was the epitome of Boy Wonder, in season two he had his lil emo phase and in season three and four he became the Nightwing we all know and love. I love his design here, Young Justice Nightwing is the perfect animated Nightwing for me.

A lot of people hate Titans and I agree the writing was a little strange and the execution wasn't all that but the actors?? Slay. Brenton Thwaites was phenomenal as Dick Grayson and as Nightwing. A lot of issues with DC actors are that they're either good at the civilian part or the hero part but Brenton was good at both.

My only issue is that he wasn't as playful as I expected but they got everything else right. I think they portrayed him really well.

But despite this, no one gets him as perfectly as the comics. He's just that good?

#dc comics #dick grayson #hes my greatest hyperfixation #the only hyperfixation ive never lost interest in

[eldestnightwingsyndrome]

everything else stolen from viral tweets. i am the nicholas cage of twitter no joke is safe.

everything else stolen from viral tweets. i am the nicholas cage of twitter no joke is safe.

#k rambles #dc #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #kory’s batfam twitter stuff #greatest hits

[ghost-bxrd]

For "your court of owls batfam" au , how would Bruce react if Cobb ever got seriously hurt to the point of maybe having to be replaced? Also how do Dick and Jason feel about Cobb? Do they get along or is it strictly professional?

MWAHAHA I GOT ONE PERSON INTERESTED IN THIS AU ALREADY! *cheers*

Okay so Talon lore is that very little can keep a Talon down permanently. They can even regrow limbs if given enough time! So that’s neat. But basically replacing Talons isn’t a practice often exercised.

I know the Court canonically tried getting rid of Cobb in the Court of Owls saga because he got defeated by Batman and they didn’t think he’d “recover from the shame of being so thoroughly deafeated”.

It therefore stands to reason that he’s aware that he’s easily replaceable (there is always more than one Talon at any given time, although stored away in cryo usually) if he doesn’t perform to the Court’s expectations. Cobb is the best, been the best, Talon for over a century (?) now, but that means nothing if he fails to fulfill his missions.

So let’s say Cobb gets heavily injured by something that shouldn’t have been much of a challenge for a Talon. Let’s say his inattention/hubris/whatever nearly gets Bruce killed—-

That would be scandalous.

For one, his injuries will take several weeks to heal. Weeks in which the Voice will be virtually defenseless without their Talon. This is unacceptable.

And Two, some regular two bit criminals should have never been able to best a Talon in such a way. It’s a disgrace to the Court.

No, no, a new Talon must take Cobb’s place now. He has become obsolete. His services have been appreciated, but, “oh, you understand dear Talon, don’t you? The weak must be culled from the flock”.

And Cobb understands. He does. He’d thought- he thought he’d have more time, though. Time to convince Bruce to let him train the boy after all, to make sure his Voice is protected even after Cobb is gone. That the Court’s machinations will not see Bruce dead before the year is done because the new Talon will not know that Bruce is the best thing to have happened to the Court in a century. They will end up killing Bruce, killing Dick— (he shouldn’t care- he doesn’t care. He doesn’t. He doesn’t. He doesn’t-)

But then Bruce storms into the labs like the onset of a hurricane, all righteous fury and indignation, Dick hot on his heels (wide eyed and still too little with not enough training to hold out against the new Talon long enough to at least escape) demanding what the fuck is going on and why his Talon isn’t back by his side yet.

And he doesn’t accept the scientists’ reasonings that Cobb has done his duty; has become “outdated”. Doesn’t accept the reassurances of the “new one” being just as good— no, better, than the previous one. Doesn’t accept that a new Talon is supposed to protect him now. (“Him or none,” Bruce says, tone colder than the permafrost of the arctic, and at his side Dick’s eyes flash with unvoiced threat. “Now get out of my way.”)

As to the relationship between Cobb and the kids, well. His and Dick’s relationship is tense at first. Cobb has no interest being anything of a family to him despite their blood relations. He only sees Dick as a potential new (and perfect) Talon that could keep Bruce safe if he himself is deemed “outdated”. He’s not happy about all the potential “going to waste” by Dick being made Bruce’s ward, being allowed to live a sort of normal life. But once Dick approaches him for some training in physical combat… well. Sorry, Cobb tried. He really did. But Dick Grayson invented charisma, and even Cobb isn’t immune. He grudgingly starts liking the kid but will deny that until he’s blue in the face. Dick ends up being the Gray Son of Gotham, the highest ranking court member after Bruce with the training of a Talon.

With Jason it’s more straight forward. At first Cobb is pissed at Bruce for taking in a “street rat” and intending to adopt him, but… well, Jason grows on him “like fungus” (a direct quote). At first Cobb doesn’t really know what to make of Jason. The kid is loud and aggressive, but shrinks away like a wilting flower at the first signs of someone raising their voice. (He’s soft, Cobb thinks. The Court will eat him alive.)

But Jason’s also got a spine of steel as he clearly demonstrates when he jumps Cobb with a knife after an unfortunate misunderstanding where he assumed Bruce was in danger of him, and that kind of loyalty at least he can work with. (The kid’s still soft inside as all get out, but he’s excellent at covering it up with violence and bravado, and his charm is that he’s honest in a way so utterly foreign to the Court that it endears him to all the trustworthy members within a few months).

Jason becomes The Heart of the Court, the morality that Bruce was starting to have trouble clinging to; keeping them all on the right path towards a better future. A better Gotham.

(Cobb absolutely loves the children as much as Bruce does. It just takes him a bit longer to get there. And Jason is his favorite sorry I don’t make the rules. COUGH.)

#wait what do we even call the ship? #now there’s a thought lmao #Cobb is a cynical little shit #or a tsundere #both I guess #he denies having affection for anybody #least of all Bruce #sorry but that’s only his Voice #a job #(he said while methodically gutting two people vaguely mentioning hurting Bruce) #and the children are little pests #(he said while bringing them hot cocoa) #Alfred ‘you are an idiot!’ pennyworth #Bruce ‘worlds greatest detective but oblivious to feelings’ Wayne #William Cobb #crackship #Bruce Wayne #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #court of owls #talon #court family

[plutoslvr]

my fav thing in fics is when a character is like "oh why don't you ask the world's greatest detective." clearly referring to batman, and the other character just sighs and goes "I already asked tim :("

#like yeah EXACTLY #bruce: oh do you guys need my help? what can i do? #the justice league: we need to talk to your son #jason: bruce said no but tim said to try it anyway so ofc im listening to the worlds greatest detective and trying it anyway #dick: should I- #tim: no #dick: ok #tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #red robin #the justice league #batfam #batboys #jason todd #dick grayson