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outoftimewriting · 4 years

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Imagine (inspired by the incomplete fanfic Son of Underworld) (2/5) (Son of Hades! Percy AU)

Check the other parts in the masterpost - read the warnings before proceeding. Good reading!!

After the worse summer, Percy goes home.

Luke's proposal keeps swimming in his head - the blonde is not wrong, but Percy has been scammed before - he remembers once that a "friend" convinced him to be a lookout for him to do something shady at the Dean's Office and then put the blame on him.

And he was blamed - Percy is black, and black kids are never the innocent ones - but now he knows better.

Being a child of the Underworld gods is not that different from being black.

Percy is comfortable with his skin though - his mother is incredible, and most people at Camp are mixed up. Charles is African-American. Selena's father is Muslim, and the Stoll's mother is Jewish (half the reason they are year-rounders). Clarisse's mom is from Nicaragua. Michael Yew has a Brazilian grandma with Japanese heritage.

He isn't friends with most of them - Charles is like a big brother to him and Michael Yew taught him how to shoot an arrow, but Clarisse is at most a good spar partner and nor the Stolls nor Silena care for his company very much.

Percy tells himself that he doesn't care.

He packs his bags - a blue and red backpack and a few surf shirts from the amusement park where he destroyed a pool and made the ground swallow mechanic spiders, both the Minotaurs horns, now fashioned into very cool knives, his Warhammer and his ax slung across his back. The only sweater he has, the one he came here with, the blue one, is warming him up to the chill of autumn.

Chiron asks him if he doesn't want to stay. He touches the willow standing in the furthest shore of the river, the one that marks the barrier of Camp Half-Blood. It used to be Thalia Grace, daughter of Poseidon.

Chiron looks to him with pity. He doesn't need to know that Percy is planning to murder Gabe Ugliano.

Percy goes to do that. He travels, by car. He has enough money - he has money appearing in his pockets all the time now, his father must be truly guilty.

Then he opens the door of his old apartment - but Gabe is not there, in the living room. There's just his mom, on the couch.

His mom

Alive

Percy cries, and they hug, and then they trade stories. She tells him she was asleep in Olympus, and Zeus gave her back when the bolt got to his hands.

He is less angry. But the heavy weight of indignation seats in his stomach.

There's no time for it now: Percy is going back to Yancy Academy - his grades were not bad - and Gabe is now a very charming statue for someone very rich (later, he will discover it was Persephone who bought it).

He tells her everything, safe in her arms, no shirt, no gloves. His mom can touch him everywhere - not even a cell in his body would attack her.

He is so touch starved he keeps sleeping in her bed for a week, and, at night, he cries. Percy has horrible nightmares - he is just twelve and he has killed.

He tells her about his meeting with his father in hushed whispers at an evening where the sky is blue and pink - just how he likes it.

Sally almost goes to the Underworld herself smack sense in her ex-lover, but she knows Persephone would do so for her.

Percy tells her about Luke - not about the Rebellion, lest any gods hear him, but about Luke and Alabaster and Ethan and those kids, alone in a Cabin of rejects.

She says she is going back to college - and that she'll do her best to go see him every weekend at Yancy.

He tells her about his powers. Sally doesn't like the risks but say he should start practicing for his own safety.

They cuddle and Percy clings to his anchor like a lifeline. Percy wants to go to the Underworld again sometime - more to play with Cerberus than to do anything else.

He takes the bus reluctantly - he offers to stay and go to public school, but he knows his chance lays at Yancy.

Percy study Math. He is in seventh grade now - the real Math is here, the financials and calculus and they keep putting him in "Gifted and Advanced" classes for it.

His English still sucks. Biology, for all that should be easy for him, its way too boring - he prefers dead bodies, thank you very much.

He excels at Math and Health&PE (which summer camp took care), passes with acceptable grades in World History, Geography and Social Studies (he nails a project about demographics with some really helpful ghosts), does badly in Science and fails tragically at English and Literature.

They call him a genius - and a genius has areas they specialize in. His grades in math are enough to push him to the eighth grade.

At weekends, when his mother can't come to see him, he locks his dorm and practices his shadow traveling and his powers over the earth and metal manipulation.

His shadow traveling is a mess - once he ends up in Ukraine, and panics trying to come back, just to end up in Wyoming. Again.

Thrice, he manages to reach the underworld. It's winter - Persephone is somewhere down there, but he doesn't want to see his father. He plays with Cerberus when he has some energy - the first two times he just cuddles up with the dog and sleeps a little.

The last time he goes to the Underworld, it's the last day before summer break - he still has not made any contact with his dad, he still doesn't know if he wants to join Luke, he still doesn't know if he wants to go back to CHB.

He goes back to his Mom's house with a hellhound puppy and makes kitten eyes until she lets it stays - if he trains and feeds him and whatnot.

He has dreams about Grover in a bride's dress. It freaks the hell out of him because there's a cyclops in it.

Percy is crossing the street with groceries when he sees a cyclops. He doesn't give the creature a chance to see him - he goes to his room and start packing - it's too dangerous for him, and he can't lose his Mom again.

He cuddles his Mom and the puppy - which he named Blackjack - and calls Chiron.

Chiron is sending Annabeth - apparently, something happened to the borders of the camp.

Percy decides to help, for Annabeth, for Grover, for the small kids at Cabin 9 and 11, and the newbies (there's one, Will Solace, who isn't even eleven yet and he has been there for a year).

He packs his colorful sweaters (rebelling, but in the opposite direction of his father’s aesthetic), put his puppy in a leash (it's bigger than a mastiff now, but all dogs are puppies) and wait for his best friend.

She meets him with an expression of someone who is announcing a funeral - Grover is lost in his searches for Pan.

Percy thinks the little tremor that shook his building it's a good enough hold in his powers, nothing is broken and no one is dead, so it's fine.

He hugs Annabeth and feels warm inside. Health classes covered changes in his body, but he didn't expect to be that quick. Annabeth is taller than him by at least five inches and much prettier.

He picks up his Warhammer and his ax (how does the mist occlude that? do everyone think he is doing cosplay?), throws a duffel bag in his shoulder, his loyal puppy beside him.

"Are you getting into the dark vibe, Corpse Breath?"

"Shut up Annie"

The camp is being attacked - they get a weird taxi thing, pay extra and are given three random locations in the mainland.

Percy doesn't forget the names. There's Agramonte, in Cuba; Okeechobee, in Florida; and Pic La Selle in Haiti.

CHB is being attacked when they get there - by bronze bulls no less. Percy goes to battle with a weapon in each hand, like a war god.

Clarisse does way more damage than him, bashing bull metal skulls left and right like a master. But he kills one of five and does damage to other two.

She claps him in the back - he is glad he has a sweater on, even if it is a horrible shade of brilliant orange.

Charles and him take the weapons to the Forge to correct any damage. Charles hugs him and then starts gushing about Silena.

Charles and Annabeth takes him to see the new Camp Director.

It's Tantalus.

Percy laughs so hard he almost falls down, and Dionysus looks bored - but Percy isn't dumb, he sees mirth in his eyes.

He wants so badly to do a smart comment. He wants to see if his powers can rip a ghost that his father reinstated. He wants to taunt Tantalus.

"What are you laughing about, metic?"

"Nothing, you remind me of someone."

But Percy fends off other questions, and sits at the Cabin 11 table obediently. He wants to startle that man so badly he won't ever sneer at Percy anymore.

He knows just the people for the job. They aren't in any way close, but they all up for mischief. His opportunity comes with the chariot race announced - Percy corners the Stoll Brothers.

"Let me race with you" He starts, and they look surprised by any emotion coming from him in their direction (Percy smiles were reserved for Annie and Grover and Luke and Alabaster and Ethan).

"I want to startle Tantalus and you want victory - I can give you any chariot, if you let me swarm the whole road with skeletons"

The Stolls look at one another, and mentally say something, before doing a random coin toss.

"I'm racing with you" Says Connor.

They mark a time to see the chariot in the next day. They take the whole Cabin 11 with them to prevent attention - Percy is not letting this game go.

Percy gets a chariot directly from the underworld, black obsidian (not Stygian iron, way too rare) and silver, with blue gems that glisten under the sun, a Helm with wings marking its front.

There are four horses pushing it - skeletal horses, incapable of feeling pain or thirst.

It's the first time Percy feels like he belongs - this is a competition, and he is going to win.

Connor and Travis have an array of contraptions and grenades and smoke bombs.

They arrive at the start line at last, for maximum impact. No one is expecting this - they're waiting for Hermes' old chariot, a rickety thing that should be scrap years ago, with any Pegasi they managed to gather in the stables.

They forgot something: Percy exists. It's normal, and Percy it's okay with it in this instance.

The Stymphalian Birds appear - and are countered by his skeletons hitting their spears and swords on their shields. None of them hit him, and the Cabin 11 arrives at first followed by a disgruntled Clarisse after she fought at least 20 skeletons.

Tantalus tries. He really tries to accuse Percy of cheating, but it's pointed out - with approval of Dionysus to boot - that the Demeter kids used their vines to place third and Pollux and Castor did the same to get the fifth spot - just behind the giant contraption that was the Hephaestus chariot.

Clarisse is not happy with the second spot and the silver laurels, but she claps him in the back anyway - Ares is the god of war, not bad sportsmanship.

The Hermes Cabin is in euphoria - Apollo, who placed last, after Aphrodite since they unleashed a dozen doves with a sleeping potion in their faces, it's doing all of the Cabin 11 chores for a month - and they are having a feast of the gods.

Just that night, Percy sacrifices a big pomegranate for Hades and one for Persephone - forgiveness, can you imagine?

He sacrifices to Hermes, as always, for taking the small kids. He sees the joy in their faces - and while Percy is a person reserved to his friends and now he is mostly stoic Perseus, son of Hades, forge gremlin, he always hugs the kids that have nightmares.

It's not what he wanted - it's weird to be touched. It's weirder to have someone want to be next to him. Percy is a cactus, he is prickly. He never smiles. He misses his mom - she would know what to do.

But the little kids trust him. Lou Ellen is unclaimed since the ending of last summer - Percy doesn't know if she has someone to return to.

Those kids at Cabin 11 deserve more then a couple of teens taking care of them. Those kids deserve better, they all deserve better.

There are seven-year-old children there. They barely know how to read. Percy teaches - Annabeth teaches history and myths and Greek, but is he who takes on math to the younger ones, the ones who barely know how to multiply.

He considers staying year-round. They all had Chiron - but it isn't enough. It isn't a family. It isn't. Percy is not their family either - he doesn't overestimate himself - but at least he cares. Not because of their godly blood, but because they are children.

He still hates touch. He is never without his sweaters and gloves. He never smiles at anyone that isn't Annie or Grover or Luke or Alabaster or Ethan.

These days, he only has Annie.

He misses Luke, and he wants to scoop all of these children and take them with him to Kronos, away from the gods. But for what? Another master to fight for?

Was Luke the one who poisoned Thalia? Would he do the same to Percy if Percy denied him?

A mission is issued to go after Golden Fleece - it's in the same place Grover is, it's what Annie and Percy agree on.

Percy is a calculating boy. He deals in numbers, in measures. He is completely oblivious when it comes to feelings and anything that's more subjective than an equation.

But she thinks he likes them. Her and Grover, and those little kids that follow him around sometimes.

She likes the way her yellow hair contrasts with his dark skin, the way his curls flop in his forehead. She likes the specks of green in his eyes. He is her best friend. It's not the love she has for Luke, but it's something akin to admiration.

Percy and Connor are chosen to go on the mission - and Tantalus tries and bullshits some reason for them to go alone, but Percy shakes his head.

"The oracle said, three people"

He is bullshitting them. Tantalus makes him take Clarisse, and Annabeth stays behind.

"I doubt you can get in the sea of monsters without crossing water, eromenoi"

Perseus laughs and laughs, and his eyes are dark as the night without moon. He shoves his hands in the pockets of his soft blue hoodie, and motions for Connor and Clarisse to follow.

Before he leaves, he kisses her cheek softly. It's going to be okay. He will bring Grover back.

He shadow travels the three on them for the closest location the Grey Sisters gave him. It’s difficult, even with a hellhound. He aims for Okeechobee and lands in Miami.

Percy needs to sleep for at least a day, so they use the time to reach their destiny by car. Connor is a very adept child of Hermes, and soon they’re on the road in a red old pickup.

“So Corpse Breath is the hammer, and you’re the polishing stone? Fitting” snorts Clarisse, and just like that, they are bonding.

Percy expects them to trade shitty childhood stories and stupid hobbies or badmouth their deadbeat godly parents, but that was another trip, with very different people.

Clarisse La Rue is sixteen. Her favorite weapon is a javelin or a spear, but she will always prefer hand to hand combat. She loves Led Zeppelin and thinks Silena’s white hijab is the cutest thing in the world. She speaks Spanish - a relief because Percy barely speaks English.

Connor Stoll is fifteen. He prefers gas bombs to grenades - and he does a mean Molotov. He did graffiti until he was twelve. He thinks the Gardner Sisters from the Demeter Cabin are both cute - but Pollux got hot during the winter.

That’s how Percy discovers bisexuality - in a stolen car with a giant hellhound, a girl who has arms larger than his thighs and drives like a grandma and a boy who is two seconds away from spontaneous combustion.

He thinks that explains Luke and Annabeth - but he doesn’t voice it.

Percy doesn’t smile to them for a long time - he knows not even muscular spasms are free of charge.

He stays stoic until they stop to sleep - and Connor has wings in the back of his underwear and its the most ridiculous thing ever.

They reach the city and wander. They do encounter someone - Hecate herself.

She says to Percy it is her last favor - and he knows she already left for Kronos. Luke’s drachma burns in his pocket. She opens a wall of stone - a passageway the Huntresses use sometimes.

“My son waits for you” his quest mates pretend not to hear it - and he pretends nothing is happening. At least Alabaster is okay.

They walk across the cave for what it feels like a day. He is almost sure Hecate has plans to kill them when they find the exit: In an island spa.

A girl comes and analyze them. She looks at them with a kind smile - but Percy knows smiles have prices.

They go meet with the owner: C.C. He doesn't recognize her, but Connor takes one look at those weird guinea pigs and tap Percy's hand twice.

It's a code: Danger.

They are patient. Clarisse is looking at the flimsy girls with their togas and golden braids - she is not going with them.

C.C. Apparently accepts that Clarisse is "more male than a female" like gender is something defined by dresses and makeup.

As soon as the girls are out of the room, Percy taps Clarisse's hand, and she runs her spear through C.C.'s belly. The woman bleeds ichor - but disappears in a cloud of golden sand.

They go through her things for money while Connor explains that he learned about her from Charles. Charles's first mission almost ended up with him as a guinea pig. At least now they know they are in the right place.

Percy takes all her money and their weapons back. He straps as many knives he can throw in his pants and belt: One can never have enough weapons.

They find some hoods and sneak out to the boats on the beach. Connor steals again. Percy hates water: But the Sea of Monsters is beyond Poseidon's direct control, and Percy is going to hole himself up until they get to the next island.

He vomits. He is so seasick, it's not even funny. He hates boats. He hates large bodies of water. Anything bigger than a pool, and he is out.

Clarisse thinks it's funny. She laughs at him - and weirdly, he smiles back a little. The daughter of Ares plays with Blackjack, and they bond.

They are not friends - but they would kill for each other. They find it weird they had no godly intervention from Olympus - but then, Percy remembers he is just a son of Hades, and the Olympians hate him.

He burns food to Hecate. He doesn't burn food to Hermes, who appears in everyone else's quests, but avoid his own son's.

None of them has enough hubris to try and listen to the sirens. Clarisse's fatal flaw is bloodlust and Connor's is arrogance - the idea he can do anything, steal anything, and he'll never be punished.

They don't hear anything. Their next stop is the Isle of Polyphemus.

This time around, Connor is Nobody, Clarisse sneaks under a sheep to save Grover, and Percy gets the Fleece. They try to escape through a passageway that Percy's powers say lead to Haiti, but the cyclops colapses it with a boulder.

Percy hates cyclops.

They shadowtravel. Percy isn't any better at it, and with Grover tagging along, it's pretty obvious what happens, even if he is wearing the Golden Fleece like a giant blanket of strenght.

They end up in Wyoming. Percy sleeps for a week: he is starting to flick, like a ghost, and the magical sheep skin can only help so much. In this week, apparently, they meet the Party Ponies.

Chiron takes Percy in his back to CHB with the Fleece, but his friends stay behind because the centaurs won't let them mount, and they can't keep up on feet.

Clarisse, Connor and Grover meet Luke, Ethan and Alabaster in their way to an airport. It goes badly, but no one dies. They tell him Ethan only has one eye now, and that Luke looks tired and mad.

Percy thinks joining Kronos might be a bad idea. But then, he goes back to Camp, save the tree, and things don't change. The kids are still kids, alone and sad.

Will Solace was claimed. He says he misses Cabin 11, and some of his brothers don't want him to talk to Percy anymore.

It hurts. They try and keep contact for the following week, but peer pressure pushes Will away. Percy doesn't blame him.

The tree spits Thalia, daughter of Poseidon. She has black hair with green accents, green eyes, uses heavy makeup, and looks like a "Hades spawn" should look.

Percy likes her. He has no need for being the leader, and he has Annie and Grover (and Luke, and Alabaster, and Ethan, he thinks). Annie and Luke love her, so she must be amazing. He tries.

Thalia doesn't like him. She hates Hades, the one who killed her. She doesn't trust him or the fact that he never touches anyone.

Perseus tells himself he doesn't care. And suddenly, Thalia goes from "could be a good friend" to "better stay away".

The Camp celebrates Thalia. He is the hero, he brought the Fleece back, he is also a child of the Big Three. But they hate him, just like the kids in school hate him for his skin colour.

Annie has no time for him. Grover goes back to his search. He doesn't think he is going to join Kronos, but the drachma is still in his pocket.

He goes back to his mother, and then, to Yancy.

This summer, he was the hero. But no matter what, he was still the son of Hades.

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shiro-0197 · 3 years

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Hii love. KSJDJSDJSJ !!! 😭😭😭 Thank you for those cute pics of Tae and Kook, aah my heart melted, ㅠㅠ I love you.

honestly? I'd be that roommate. I set 20 alarms for myself and I literally only wake up after the 15th one. Fear me 😝 you're right!! I find that we do great stuff when we don't have the phone to distract us, and I'm really so glad you think so too. Hey, fantasizing is cool! Kinda like brainstorming, yk? It'd be so cool if you wrote down the ideas you came up with :> the lyrics, oh god, please don't judge me but that song is amazing.

🥺🥺I love you, and I'm so glad you're resting and getting enough sleep. You deserve it, especially after all the exam pressure you've been under. Please take care 🥺🥺

that one year when everyone played "happy" was literally a golden era. Sometimes, I listen to classical music when I wake up :D

oh that's good!! History book? Like a yearbook? That's so cool tho >.< Good luck, Cookie! Leave your mark ;D

the art is beautiful indeed. The book really depicts them better than history does.

They were obviously in love but historians were like "wow, homies!! Bros!! Friends!!" grr.

ahhh I totally get it!! I can't resist taking a thousand screenshots either. I hope the WiFi improves :D

:( Yeah I've been super bummed because of that, but I asked my dad earlier and he said it's okay to watch it as long as I get up early and do it when my younger brothers aren't awake. (I guess my mom's not okay with the LGBT+ elements. most Asian parents here are very boomer-ish) but I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow and watch it by myself :')

you really are one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I love you, and I hope you're staying safe. *Sends a ton of virtual hugs* FEEL HUGGED, BAE 💖💖✨

—Ari

Hi Shortcake!! So sorry for taking so long ;д; I was very tired lately. I hope you got to have at least a little bit of a rest😔 dont forget. Also, I love you too<33

No worries, I'd wake you up after the 3rd alarm😋 I'm no traitor. Yeah, exactly, and I wish I didnt have my phone in my free time :// maybe then I'd study Japanese properly. For now I only know like 15 kanjis -,- which might seem like a lot for a beginner but 15 out of 1500 isnt much, including the fact that I had the book for like 5 months? 私, 君, 僕, 猫, 水, 人, 犬, 家, 日, 白, 黒, 色, 女, 天気, 月 these are all I know😔

True, true, you're right. I guess I should have a notebook for my ideas, because playing them out in my head isn't gonna be helpful xD dont worry, I'm not here to judge. I'm the one listening to Cult of Dionysus over here

I guess you cant really call it a yearbook? Because that's just my grade writing down all the events that happened in our five years, because we were bored. We're gonna get it printed and give out to each student and their class teachers and mentors:)

Yeahh, historians reaaaally didn't like these relationships 😔💔 at least we know the truth, that's all that matters😝

Yeah, and honestly I cleaned my gallery and it's been so much better somehow. I really had to be absolutely dead inside to heartlessly delete EVERY screenshot without even looking if its important or not. Cuz, like, what's a few thousand pictures gonna do ? I really hope so as well, cuz honestly I can't stand just sitting here trying to save up my data:/

I'm glad you're allowed to watch it now !!! Your dad rules. Also yeah, so many older people are like that. It's scary. I've been afraid to ask my mom what she thinks about that. I'll ask when I know I'm safe 😗

Oh god, you too!! I love you, I missed talking to you :(( i hope you're doing great! AND YEAH I FEEL YOUR HUGS ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

#Ari💕

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spentgladiator · 4 years

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13, 18, 29, 47, 59, 79

13. something that made me smile today.... i stopped into the restaurant to pic up my stuff in the locker room (while its closed theyre deep cleaning everything and i think getting new lockers) but i got to stand around and gab with my boss for a while and shes had some really nice stuff happen for her during the lockdown and told me a really cute story :)

18. something embarrasing ive done that gets brought up often... OH MY GOD depends on who you ask but one example off the top of my head is this one time i got so fucked up i bit one of those Eos lip balm eggs and my friends who were equally fucked up were like wtf rush

29 something cute one of my friendsdo thats totally endearing... tys extire existence and avery when he gets like. EXTREMELY flustered and doesnt know what to say and so his instinctual response is to just say more and i just think its the cutest thing ever, talon does this thing where he makes fun of me but its like the warmest teasing if that makes sense? love that

47 what food do i think should be banned uh.... I dont really think food should necessarily be BANNED but there needs to be great concern given for the ecological costs of the food we choose to eat. ie shark fin soup, any endangered animal meats. I’m not one for blanket bans but just heavily enforced regulations.

59 favorite myth? oh geeze youd expect me to say smth abt dionysus here wouldnt you but actually its the serpent apep who swallows the sun (ra) every night and is defeated every morning. CYCLES, BAYBEE, CYCLES

79 cutest thing someone has ever done for me.... ok so a little back story about me that may or may not be common knowledge....i LOVE hallmark christmas movies a disgusting amount. theres just something about a cinematic universe built on the presupposition that pretty much everyone is a good person who wants whats best for themselves and each other. MOVING ON. for christmas last year Mack actually wrote a mock-up script of a christmas romance movie about us, even pulling the first conversation we had on bumble and it was like????????????? amazing?????? what a softie :3

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squip-filth-archives · 4 years

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A Greek god AU would be cool

~~anon i need you to know that as soon as i saw this ask i started vibrating from excitement this is my SHITalso i didn’t know if you intended this to be for the bmc cast?? but i just did squips so Yeet

pic one:

Firewall : Zeus ( @ask-the-overworked-firewall ); tired, tries to keep an eye on everyone all the time. a little high strung. the Overseer. he wears a crown of sparks and lightning.

Hayden : Pan ( @sassy-tic-tac ); flirtatious, generally very relaxed and easygoing. can be quite snarky. also, one time adri drew him as a satyr (for a demon au maybe??) and i could not get that image out of my head. he’s here for a good time. he wears an ever-changing, ever-growing crown of plant life.

Vi : Athena ( @violet-makes-an-entrance ); a badass with brains! strategic and logical, and very caring of her loved ones. she Won’t Hesitate, Bitch. she wears a crown of golden fire, ever warm.

pic two:

B : Apollo / M : Artemis ( @thecreationartist ); The Twins

B; soft-hearted, a gentle soul. cares deeply for others, and is very empathetic. his presence feels like a warm embrace, long awaited. he wears a crown of warm, gentle sunlight.

M; courageous and outspoken, but still loving and nurturing. his eyes sparkle with the love for adventure. he wears a crown nearly invisible to the human eye, a faint glowing white that sparkles in the night.

pic three:

Poe/Sad : Hades ( @asksadsquip ); quiet and introspective. some may think him cold or morbid, but he is really quite softhearted and loving. he is gentle and soft spoken, and his eyes are tired, but kind. he wears a thin crown of black vines, with glittering stones of a deep red set in.

Sid : Dionysus ( @radplaidbois ); snarky and mischievous. generally fun-loving and good at parties. he is also here for a good time, but will not hesitate to deck someone when needed. he has a quick tongue and even quicker mind. he wears a laurel crown of deep green leaves and sparkling violet jewels.

pic four:

Spencer : Poseidon ( @asktheubersquip ); he can be temperamental and generally aloof, but he is not unkind. he easily stands up for himself and those he loves. he has a certain air of mystery about him. he wears a crown of mist and ocean waves. it sparkles with an ethereal iridescence.

Yaku : Nyx ( @ask-squip-fates ); his hair flows over him like spilled ink, dark and almost imperceptible. he is the darkest shadows of the night, the outlines of the trees, the nooks and crannies where the moonlight does not reach. he is not known to be malicious-- but he is not really known at all. he wears a thin, faint crown of stardust and comets, all glitter and pale gold.

pic five:

Charlie : Hermes; flirtatious and friend of man; he lives to laugh and entertain, and cares very deeply for those around him. he is generally lighthearted, but a force to be reckoned with should he be pushed to his limits. he forgives easily, but never forgets. he wears barely any crown at all-- only a faint golden glow surrounds his head. rather than a crown, his head is set with two fluffy wings, that sometimes move as if they’ve got a mind of their own.

~~~~~~~WHOOOO OooO OOO~!!!!!!!

there will absolutely be a part two to this at some point But!!! here’s this for now!!! this was so much fun, sorry it’s a billion miles long lmao

sorry if these characters don’t seem to match with their deities! i went with what i knew and what i felt to be true, rather than what might be written in textbooks. the vibes i get from the gods are a lot different than what some others get!! i hope that’s alright!!

#asks #anon #my art #long post #greek god au #WOOO this was so much fun omg omg #i hope everyone likes their peeps hrhregh

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keeping-up-with-the-olympians · 5 years

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IF THE GODS HAD TUMBLR BLOGS

Aphrodite: You think you’ve seen a feminist blog? Think again. There are ~tasteful~ pictures of nipples left and right, quotes about body image and lots of empowered women. The title is: freethenip_keepthewhip Rupi Kaur would probably deem the blog too much, but somehow she manages to keep it to a sane level. Everyone follows her, even tho they all deny it. 10/10 inspirational as fuck

Hermes: He runs: yaboy-hermesss This blog is a mess. There is no such thing as a theme, or any kind of cohesion, the boy just reblogs what he likes. That’s it, that’s the only rule. It’s a shame he mostly only blogs when he’s high, so it’s a game of “will today be a motivational quotes over colorful sunsets OR Low-resolution pictures of literal houseplants in the dark” kinda day? 7.5/10 – if you’re high too, it’s the best thing you’ve seen all year

Dionysus: AKA: yourdaddywouldnever. The blog is pretty tame, it’s mostly just memes and an occasional photo of the latest shenanigans he’s gotten into. But he likes everything. EVERYTHING. From cat pics on Hephaestus’ blog to random selfies of Indian dudes, it seems like Dio uses the like button every time he takes a breath. 5.5/10 the blog itself is really mediocre

Hephaestus: Pictures. Of. Cats. Just so many cat pics. He recently began adding gifs to the mix. He names every kitten, and his tags are full of things like #fluff #meow #furryfriends. There is an occasional photo of him posing (but pretending to be natural) and some of those memes your aunt would post on facebook, tagged with three crying-laughing faces. The name is: hephaestus1 – “hephaestus was already taken” 9/10 gotta admit the kitties are cute as fuck

Hestia: Poetry blog. She uploads her own stuff and reblogs quotes from others, but the main purpose of tumblr for her is to get into debates about meaningless stuff in the comments. Her blog’s name is: lines_of_revolution 6.5/10 the poems are not bad actually, but for the love of everything, don’t tag her

Ares: His blog is mainly black and white images. He tries to maintain an aesthetic but sometimes it is too much for ADHD boiTM, and he spirals into a pit of sad and miserable quotes only. But when he’s doing good, the pictures are a very decent way of telling what mood he is in, and actually tell a pretty good story of his week. The blog name is: ares-godofwar 8/10 when he’s fine

Artemis: This is The Aesthetic Blog TM. Everything matches with everything. She keeps up themes that change every month, and there is not a post that’s out of order. The blog is so aesthetically pleasing, legends say you can not look at it for more than 15 minutes at a time or your life will fall apart and nothing will ever seem worthy of looking at again. Her blog is: goddessofperfection

Apollo: There is no good way of putting it, Apollo’s blog is a good ol’ pornblog. He strongly argues and puts it as some kind of “artistic choice” or “naturalistic expression” but that’s no way of fooling anyone when there are more naked butts on his page than on Burning Man. His username is: harp_me_up (he spent 3 weeks coming up with this name) 5/10 for the denial (just admit it bro)

Demeter: She runs: demeter-dontmakeatumblrplease. Now listen. I don’t have any explanation for this. But her blog is the funniest shit ever. In the history of time, it is the most hilarious thing to grace this blob of stone we call Earth. It is just straight up hysterical. It resonates with everyone. The things she reblogs and the things she posts herself. Quality content. This is what I’m here for. And by myself I mean everyone ever. 100000/10 would recommend

Athena: Song lyrics everywhere. She probably thinks the site is a knockoff karaoke bar. Her blog is the equivalent of every single time a song has gotten stuck into your head for two days. Besides that, it’s usually “intellectual” stuff such as quotes from famous thinkers, but just when you think there is more to that than annoying lyrics, a line from I Wanna Know What Love Is pops up and the illusion is ruined. Her blog is: itsa-kindof-magic 5/10 pretty boring (sorry)

Persephone: Pretty convinced that her site (queen_of_the_dead) is just a cover for some serious satanic shit. It’s straight up scary. Can’t really give a rating, cuz I’ve only looked it up once and it still haunts be, but let’s go with a 10/10 not to piss her off.

Hera: It’s a pretty standard hipster blog with the trademark pics of cozy coffee shops and those backpacks (you know, the ones you see on the back of a dude with a beard longer than your last relationship) in every color imaginable. The blog is: mom_friend101 It’s cute and sweet and reflects her personality very well. Lot’s of rolled up pants to reveal crazy patterned socks. All around great vibes. 9/10

Hades: Ah yes, the dog rating site. “how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IT’S NOT A DOG RATING…!!” Ssssh, Hades, it’s okay. We all have a soft spot. A for effort for posting some other stuff once every month or so just to keep up the illusion. But it is what it is. His blog is: not-a-dog-rating-site JK, it’s actually: hatethis_hades 10/10 because it’s the best thing to come out of the grumpy old man (the dude gives every dog a max score)

Poseidon: Doesn’t get the concept of it, regularly confuses tumblr with twitter and posts his opinions nobody asked for. His username is: better-than-zeus, and he begins every single one of his posts with “Now guess what…” a strong 8/10 because he is actually pretty funny but no one will admit it, so don’t bring it up

Zeus:

AKA: zeusofficial Only posts about twice a year and it is always a link to some other site or article you know you’ll never read. -100/10, this is not your granddad’s facebook page, get it together man

#aphrodie #hermes #dionysus #hephaestus #hestia #ares #artemis #apollo #demeter #athena #zeus #poseidon #persephone #hades #keeping-up-with-the-olympians #gods #greek #greek gods #mythology

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serendipetite · 5 years

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12 + 22 for the bts asks!! 💖

Your favorite live performance? oh goodness this is so hard because truly all their live performances are just so phenomenal. a recent one would be their performance of ‘best of me’ at the lotte duty free concert, jimin and jungkook’s little dance break was stunning! the dionysus comeback was the first time i ever saw anything relating to them so that always has a special spot in my heart. but at the end of the day i’m gonna have to say the ‘no more dream’ performance in japan. that whole thing is just.....oh my goodness. and to see them perform that song all those years later, and jimin still doing that dance move where he runs across their backs.......djksfjksdf that one i def. one of my favorites if not my favorite.

Your favorite photo of each member? now this question is just plain cruel! how am i supposed to pick one singular photo of each member? that’s just not fair lol but i’ll try my best. also just PSA, some of these are moreso favorite looks because it was just too hard to narrow down a favorite photo in general.

jimin

do gifs count, because this would be one of my favorites of jimin. this is from my favorite v-live of his, where he just sits with us and colors and makes fun of everyone’s drawings and it’s just this quiet peaceful moment so any photo or gif from that vlive has a special spot in my heart for that reason. but in case a gif doesn’t count, this is one of my favorite looks of his. like holy heck who allowed that?!?!?!

jungkook

there’s like 198239483048 attractive/sexy photos of jk i could have picked, but there’s something about this one that just completely melts my heart into a puddle of goo. i mean look at this dumb-dumb. he is the most adorable thing in the world! and when i think of jk i think of a best friend, so while all the sexy photos in the world are nice and all, i love these goofy pics of him and treasure them especially.

yoongi

i mean, do i even need to say it? look at him!!!!

seokjin

i can’t find the exact photo in particular, but this is very, very close to it. i love his hair soft like this. and his gentle eyes and soft gaze.....oh seokjinne!

hoseok

okay so there’s two favorites of mine for him. one is his infamous dior outfit. like my god hobi who allowed this?!?! the second is no more dream era hobi. any pic of no more dream era hobi honestly.

namjoon

this one is particularly hard but, i just gotta go with joonie and his damn crabs

taehyung

this was particularly hard too but this is one of my favorite looks of his so i’m gonna just go with it. this is genuinely like the hardest question in the world to ask of me and i am Struggling (TM)

ahhh that last question is evil! absolutely evil lol

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nataliesewell · 6 years

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monster prom pop quiz results

I was bored, so I decided to try and record all the questions and answers in Monster Prom’s Stupidest Pop Quiz Ever(tm). It’s really likely I haven’t found them all, so I’ll come back and add to this from time to time.

The pop quiz consists of three questions; the first two go towards determining your highest stats at the beginning of the game, while the third chooses your possible prom date (this isn’t set in stone; you can still try to pursue a different character in the actual game). The order of the questions is randomized.

Other links: Vera Walkthrough

You can find the questions and their results under the cut!

stat questions

What is your spirit emoji?

a. Caucasian guy with a turban because fuck stereotypes. +CREATIVITY

b. Octopus emoji. Best animal on Earth. I know 5 mixed drinks, 3 drug cocktails, and 17 sex positions that involve one or several octupi. +FUN

c. Snowman, because that motherfucker is in the middle of a blizzard and he’s fuckin’ smiling. He doesn’t give a fuck about blizzards. And he has a kickass hat. +BOLD

It’s your chance to fix global warming. Go ahead!

a. Global warming isn’t real. I invented it, and now science is claiming authorship because science is a lame copycat with no original ideas. +CREATIVITY

b. Nah, the world is doomed. But I’ll start investing in ships and start a profitable business for the “soon to be covered by water” world. +WEALTH

c. It’s time to be a real hero: I’ll lead a mission to the sun in order to... invite the sun to the party of its life! We’ll have so many hilarious misadventures that the sun will eventually become... cooler. ;) +FUN

Be a visionary: what will the next big social media craze be?

a. Bull$hit: it’s Facebook, but each time someone shares news that isn’t supported by real facts, they’re taxed, and the money goes to the people exposed to that bullshit. +WEALTH

b. Greek Agoras: like literal Greek agoras re-instated in our cities. Places where philosophy and arts are discussed by the greater minds. That’s the social media I want to log into! +SMARTS

c. Rbert: from now on, a socially awkward guy named Robert will do everything he’s commanded to do through the app by its users! +CHARM

You wish you were raised by...

a. A mysterious old man who saved me from the streets in order to raise me as his disciple in the ancient ways of rad DJing! +FUN

b. A pack of wild wolves... who also happens to be tech moguls who own some of the most profitable companies of Silicon Valley. They would be kick-ass role models AND wild wolves! Sick! +WEALTH

c. A really progressive marriage between a kick-ass venomous snake and... actual fire. I love fire and I see no issue with being raised by it. +BOLD

You build a 100ft statue commemorating an event so that in 1000 years archaeologists can learn something about the people of our time. What does the statue represent?

a. That glorious instant when your friend stopped you from texting embarrassing stuff to your ex while hella drunk. +FUN

b. That mind-blowing twist in your favourite TV show that clearly changed the life of everyone forever, unlike all that boring stuff they show on the news. +CREATIVITY

c. Your least favourite political figure... being devoured by rabid rhinoceri... which are also covered in badass tattoos. +BOLD

Which is the coolest mythological creature?

a. The invisible hand of the free market. +WEALTH

b. A sphinx... who’s super turnt up and ready to party! And she raps all her riddles (she still kills you if you don’t answer them correctly... but she raps the riddles)! +FUN

c. This weird creature I drew when I was six and which is clearly super derivative from other mythological creatures... but it’s super cool and it’s my OC and my spirit animal, okay? +CREATIVITY

You’re elected president for a day. What’s the first law you pass?

a. You can deduct taxes by writing sonnets instead. Amount of taxes deducted are calculated based on the beauty of the sonnets. +CREATIVITY

b. Trivia fact: presidents don’t pass laws... so is this a trick question or are you just being an idiot? +SMARTS

c. One dollar bills will now include a picture of me and the inscription “Beware: Too Much Awesomeness.” My presidency might last a day, but my fame will last forever! +CHARM

A radioactive possum just bit you... what superpowers did you get?

a. The superpower of always choosing the right combination of emojis to get the desired reaction from all people: seducing my loved ones, burning my enemies, settling an argument, and even conveying complex emotional thoughts. +CHARM

b. Uh, probably rabies? I’d go to a hospital immediately. +SMARTS

c. The incredible power of writing fanfiction so compelling that the actual creators of the TV shows decide to go with my ideas and crazy ships. +CREATIVITY

School is outdated and lame. We need a new school subject asap!

a. Critical thought. I mean... damn, this country could really use a subject like that in schools. +SMARTS

b. Turning people into your puppets through emotional warfare and deception 101. +CHARM

c. How to correctly punch a crocodile without terrible consequences. +BOLD

If you had to have sex with animal... which animal would it be?

(You don’t get six answers; the three answers you get are randomized.)

a. A great white shark. I have to fuck an animal, let’s at least make it a story worth telling! +CHARM

b. A swan. They’re classy. Plus it reminds me of that myth of Leda and the Swan, so at least by bestiality standards it has a certain chic appeal. +CREATIVITY

c. A human being, because I’m the kind of douchebag who loves to find loopholes in stupid questions like this one. +SMARTS

d. A purebred horse. At least I can keep his semen and sell it. It’s worth a lot! Who said there was no silver lining to bestiality? +WEALTH

e. A dolphin. They’re the only other animal that fucks just for pleasure, so at least we can both do our best to have a good time, right? +FUN

f. No on can make me fuck an animal. If I fucked an animal, it’d be of my own free will. As a matter of fact, I already have fucked an animal, so the joke’s on you, pal. +BOLD

The coolest reality show would be...

a. Twelve experts on the various arts of seduction live in a house where they must face a common challenge: seducing a potato into marriage... somehow. +CHARM

b. Eight rich people fight in weekly challenges to see who’s the best at giving money to you. +WEALTH

c. People in various positions of power must face all sorts of questions relevant to their field, and if they fail, they lose their jobs... and society wins. +SMARTS

You get the chance to produce a movie. It’s based on...

a. The most influential Russian novelists of the XIX century... have gone nuts! They don’t remember anything about last night and now they can’t find the manuscript of The Brothers Karamazov; and Dostoyevsky has to deliver it TODAY! +FUN

b. Two cool guys walking away from rad explosions. And they don’t look at the explosions. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE EXPLOSIONS! They reflect on life and love... AND IT IS SUPER DOPE AND KICK-ASS BECAUSE THEY DO SO WALKING AWAY FROM NEVER-ENDING EXPLOSIONS! +BOLD

c. Something about superheroes, but with a love triangle between a beauty yet somehow relatable girl (maybe she’s always stating she’s a mess?) and two of the super hot superheroes, which are also like vampires or pirates or both. Instant hit! +WEALTH

Democracy is just broken. What would be the best way of choosing the leaders of modern society?

a. Whoever can play the most heartbreaking violin solo wins. +CREATIVITY

b. You put all the candidates in an empty room... with a wild grizzly bear. Whoever kills the bear should be our president. If everyone dies, then it’s obvious: the bear should be our president. +BOLD

c. We create a reality show called “America’s Next Top President” where the candidates compete in all kinds of physical and mental challenges. Voter turnout would increase and we would turn a profit on it! +FUN

If you could put a curse on your worst enemy, what would it do?

a. I’d curse them to fall in love with a wonderful person and be happily married before they realize that all this time... their partner was a wild panther in disguise! Then the panther viciously devours my enemy. Classic! +BOLD

b. The curse of always meeting obnoxious people at parties who are super into new fad diets that feel the need to explain them in detail. +CHARM

c. You can’t rely on the effectiveness of a curse. I prefer to take care of my enemies the old-fashioned way: by exposing them to unsafe doses of radiation over the course of several years. +SMARTS

What would be the coolest prize you could find in your box of cereal?

a. A tiny piece of sharp metal, so every scoop will be full of thrill and danger! +BOLD

b. The phone number of the sexy tiger on the front of the box. He’s so passionate about breakfast and health that he’s surely also a grrreat lover. +CHARM

c. A sample of a more nutritious breakfast option, so people are encouraged to stop eating that colorful crap. +SMARTS

What inanimate object do you think would make the best girlfriend or boyfriend, provided you went criminally insane?

a. A human-size pillow depicting a character created by myself. As a matter of fact, I have all the needed paperwork and I’m only waiting for the conservative narrow-minded laws of our country to finally step forward into waifu and husbando territory, as was clearly intended by God. +CREATIVITY

b. A dildo, duh. +FUN

c. An ATM. Sugar baby life, here I come! +WEALTH

Which god do you pray to each night before sleeping?

a. Praying is kind of lame. I have a group text set up with some deities: Dionysus, Bastet, Loki... coolest cats in town. +CHARM

b. Praying is for fools. I took some compromising pics of a god molesting a tree, and now I blackmail him for whatever I want. A lot more effective. +SMARTS

c. Oh, I pray to all kinds of gods. I have this business where people pay me to deliver their prayers every night. I’ve even started to look for a Chinese factory to outsource the prayers. +WEALTH

prom date questions

What is the sexiest type of knowledge a lover can have?

a. How to set stuff on fire. ❤️DAMIEN

b. All the principles to build a financial empire. ❤️VERA

c. Lyrics to all Disney songs. ❤️MIRANDA

d. Obscure 80s movie trivia. ❤️LIAM

e. Sports things. ❤️SCOTT

f. How to make a killer cocktail out of anything. ❤️POLLY

Your partner just gave you a cool gift for your anniversary but you totally forgot! Quick, come up with an idea for a great gift!

a. The head of their fiercest enemy. ❤️VERA

b. A silly toy that makes silly noises. ❤️SCOTT

c. The abstract concept of gratefulness. ❤️LIAM

d. A pony. Always a pony. ❤️MIRANDA

e. Anything on fire. Or a weapon. No, no: a weapon on fire. ❤️DAMIEN

f. Anything capable of leading them to an overdose of some sorts. ❤️POLLY

What would be a deal-breaker for a potential lover?

a. The person lacks taste. ❤️LIAM

b. The person is mediocre. ❤️VERA

c. The person is a coward. ❤️DAMIEN

d. The person is boring. ❤️POLLY

e. The person hates the outdoors. ❤️SCOTT

f. The person lacks manners. ❤️MIRANDA

What would be a killer accessory?

a. Sunglasses... at night. ❤️POLLY

b. A fabulous purse made from the skin of your worst enemy. ❤️VERA

c. Coolness itself. ❤️LIAM

d. Fancy brass knuckles. ❤️DAMIEN

e. A necklace with your own name... in case you forget! ❤️SCOTT

f. Shiny armor. ❤️MIRANDA

The world will end tomorrow... What will you do today?

a. Nobody ends the world but me! I’ll end the world today. ❤️DAMIEN

b. It’s okay! We invented the apocalypse to take care of the overpopulation of commoners. ❤️MIRANDA

c. I’ll finish my novel... whoever comes after the end should know my legacy! ❤️LIAM

d. 100 push-ups... no, no 200 push-ups! ❤️SCOTT

e. They always tell you the world is ending... I’ll profit on other people’s hysteria. ❤️VERA

f. I always party as if there were no tomorrow... so who cares? ❤️POLLY

Which criteria would you use to name your children?

a. Meh... no name? It’s just too much work! ❤️POLLY

b. I will research for a name that is pun-proof and joke-proof. No one will pick on them. ❤️VERA

c. A non-heteronormative name to give them freedom to define themselves on their own terms. ❤️LIAM

d. Just a swear word. ❤️DAMIEN

e. My name + “II” (the Second). ❤️MIRANDA

f. Something simple and friendly, like Bobby or Mary. ❤️SCOTT

If you were an ice cream... which flavour would you be?

a. Double creme de la Gruyere and meringues. ❤️LIAM

b. Spicy chocolate. No... chocolate on FIRE! ❤️DAMIEN

c. Success. ❤️VERA

d. Tequila and coke. ;) ❤️POLLY

e. Rainbows and gummy bears. ❤️MIRANDA

f. Meat! ❤️SCOTT

What would be your dream first date?

a. An art exhibition experimental enough to give you a seizure. ❤️LIAM

b. A sweaty and manly wrestling match. ❤️SCOTT

c. A professional meeting where you charm your date with some astonishing business advice! ❤️VERA

d. A wild party in international waters. ❤️POLLY

e. A lovely walk in the forest... after rescuing your date from a dragon! ❤️MIRANDA

f. Crimes. ❤️DAMIEN

You find a genie in a bottle. You can ask for whatever you want. What do you ask for?

a. A rainbow that you can eat! ❤️MIRANDA

b. I don’t ask for anything. I drink the genie from the bottle. I can grant my own wishes! ❤️DAMIEN

c. Before asking for anything, you try to negotiate up to the three standard wishes. ❤️VERA

d. Infinite confetti! ❤️POLLY

e. ...His friendship! ❤️SCOTT

f. Him to not be so cliched. Genies and wishes... so mainstream! ❤️LIAM

What would be the most appealing in a love partner?

a. A big... horn. ❤️DAMIEN

b. Sharp wits. ❤️LIAM

c. Kawaii eyes. ❤️MIRANDA

d. A very tsundere personality. ❤️VERA

e. Soft fur. ❤️SCOTT

f. A taste for party. ❤️POLLY

#monster prom #damien lavey #polly geist #vera oberlin #miranda vanderbilt #i'm also trying to do a 'walkthrough' for the events #i've only done like vera's and it's.... A Lot lads #long post for ts

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prismboyz · 5 years

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ok so im going to write about my concert experience just because i need to get everything out; no one is going to read this but i’ll just do it anyway :/

so we arrived at the wembley at around 4 and for some reason my entrance queue was really small so by the time i got in the stadium was still very empty

i was in section b1 in one of the middle rows on like the fourth chair closest to the stage so when i got in and saw how close the stage was to me i almost died right there kakkska

but then when the actual concert started i couldn’t really see much of the main stage because people are taller than me 🙃 so i had to watch the big screen instead of the actual stage

but anyway dionysus was so good!! it’s the perfect song to start off with and omg the choreo and the energy and the stage and everything!!! so powerful

and then not today which is probably one of the songs i was most excited about bc idk i just love it a lot and i’ve been waiting to see the choreo live for so long lmao and they came on the middle stage but because of the dancers i couldn’t see much as i was on the side of the stage

wings fucking ruined me mainly because i could see them really close and omg they are all so gorgeous? like they all look so good in pics and stuff but irl they’re just even more handsome and i died a little bit (hoseok really really looks so good like pictures don’t do him justice at all he fucking glows)

just dance was so cool and seeing him dance like that…. wow king; and then when we all started screaming his name and he took out his earpiece to hear and he was so cute :((( he was really happy and i wanted to go on stage and give him the biggest hug!!! i could feel the love from the audience so i hope he felt it too

i was not ready for euphoria at all, guk sounds angelic and i just love him so much :( he actually flew over me and he was all smiley and the cutest and i’m so soft :( but for some reason i felt like the song finished so quickly :(

best of me?? a bop

serendipity was so cool and cute and he was in his lil bubble and then there were lil bubbles everywhere and it was so pretty!! i love jimin’s dancing so much it’s so elegant and precise and wow when he pretty much took off his shirt i think i went deaf lmao and when he finished the song he had a little smile he looked super happy!! baby

namjoon has such a powerful aura i loved his outfit?? he’s really handsome 😔 he owned the stage and the stadium and london and the uk and the world and my heart tbh

i can barely remember boy with luv tbh :( i only remember taekook aksbkwns

then they spoke and they talked about howgarts and spells and they were so cute pls :( i never thought i’d hear shut up malfoy irl

next was dope which i didn’t even know they were going to perform skdjks and then baepsae???? i saw jungkook doing his t-things irl in front of me 😳blessed. fire was wksnens amazing the energy!!!! then idol was such a bop, would have loved to see the full choreo though! i’m a bit sad they didn’t perform the full songs, esp fire

ok then i actually died and came back to life multiple times during singularity oh!!! my!!!! god!!!! im even more sure now that taehyung is a demon what the fuck his expressions and his voice and everything was so good he looked unreal

i can only remember jungkook’s abs from fake love stage snekens the zoom the camera did on the second chorus wknsbe me as a cameraman

seesaw!!!! his stage looked so pretty with the city and the pretty colours and his outfit and min yoongi!!

epiphany was actually magical his vocals? unreal i can’t believe i didn’t die right there sknd the stage was so gorgeous and then the rain it was so perfect

i started getting actual tears in my eyes during the truth untold, they all were so amazing and when jungkook did his oohs at the end i actually felt his voice in my heart? i couldn’t even move i think that my video at some point just ends up being a jungkook fancam lmao

outro: tear was like bitch no time to cry so i just wksjdjnd rap line is so so so powerful + hoseok’s outfit? my end

mic drop and their outfits and the choreo and the dance break?? please end me im so sad i couldn’t see it from the front!!

again with anpanman i was on the side so i couldn’t see them go down the slide :( jk with his big black hoodie though :( i want to cuddle him

so what was amazing my video doesn’t even exist because i just jumped for the whole song

make it right :( their vocals :( idk even listening to them saying “i can make it better i can hold you tighter” in my room is too much so you can imagine what it did to my heart hearing it live :(

then they all did their final speech and omg jungkook’s english is really good it feels like it’s not just memorized but he’s actually trying on his own? and maybe it��s all memorized but idk i just think he improved so much!! they were so happy and i loved that we screamed their name for everyone! and then the whole young forever thing happened and i knew jk was going to cry :(( he really is the sweetest and seeing him cry made me cry as well and then jimin started crying too and everyone around me was crying and then hoseok cried too and kwnsbe my babies :( they looked so happy and grateful and just idk no one has such a deep relationship with their fandom like bts has with army, it’s so pure

i don’t think i’ll ever be able to listen to mikrokosmos again :/ i cried for the whole song because i knew they were leaving and when they went back to the main stage i was so sad :( and then i saw taehyung had watery eyes so i was like bitch no not you too :(((( and then they started going down and left and :(

i’ve never been so sad over a concert, it’s my first time actually crying during and after one and i’m still crying when i think about it two days later :(

im really happy to have been part of such a special night, i could feel that they are going to remember it 💓 bts has my whole heart and i wish i could give them the world, they really deserve it

this is actually half of the things i wanted to say but it’s so long skdnke im sorry i don’t know who to talk to lmao

#what am i supposed to do with my shitty life now :(#im sorry i just realized it didnt put the read more thing correctly akbdje im sorry if you didnt care about this and you had to see it :((#! shut up jessica

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justangrymacaroni · 7 years

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PJO Girls On Social Media

(yes i know they can’t use tech but let me have this)

Piper

everyone at camp follows her insta

everyone

she posts god-tier selfies and literally no one knows how she does it

like she doesn’t own a super nice camera and she doesn’t use filters

just BAM fucking awesome pic

her fav selfies are taken right after she’s killed a monster, winking at the camera and holding up her knife

comments on annabeth’s pics like “u look like a ham sandwich”

only uses snapchat to put funny filters on everyone she knows

Annabeth

she’s that one girl who’s constantly traveling so her snapchat is buildings and scenery with captions like “rome is cool”

her insta is full of designs she’s working on and selfies with percy

she replies to piper’s weird comments like “thx babe pls sit on my face”

she overworks so her late-night snap stories get super weird and incoherent

when she gets stressed, stim blogs calm her down

she got athena to take a selfie with her, and they’re both just glaring into the camera, and it’s super cool but also terrifying

Rachel

totally runs a meme insta that has demigod memes

*pic of dionysus drinking a diet coke* “whose man is this?? 😂 😂”

*pic of percy glaring at the sky* “that feel when the gods keep pulling you into their petty drama”

also runs an art blog and insta, and whenever some asshole reposts her art as their own, she gets the hecate cabin to curse them

owns that stim blog annabeth loves

Reyna

has an insta, but it’s like the camp jupiter insta, so it’s pics of the camp and news about upcoming events and battles

runs a youtube account called “Halfblood Hacks” where she teaches basic defense training, 10 facts every demigod should know, and updates about the latest god drama that might endanger demigods

her snapchat is videos of her sparring, and the person filming is always like “YEAH WORK IT REYNA”

has a super dry sense of humor, so her other snapchat stories are fucking hilarious

Hazel

only has an insta because social media is still super new to her

her account has gone viral several times, because she’s always running into celebrities but she has no idea who they are

she’ll post a pic like “this nice man helped me with directions today!” and it’s a selfie with her and fucking Dwayne the Rock Johnson

because of this ^^ she’s good friends with Lupita Nyong’o

#pjo #pjo girls #rick roirdan #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hazel levesque #piper mcclean #rachel elizabeth dare #reyna #my writing

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abcdosaka · 4 years

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bts concert day 1 was sooo good. worth every penny that i didn’t spend. i bought day 2 though bc i feel like streaming links are gonna be even harder to find and since day 1 was so worth it, day 2 will prolly be just as good (also i just got a gst credit so basically: the government of canada paid for my bts ticket). also i really cant deal with looking for links every 10 minutes and the microwave quality esp since i’ve been getting minimal sleep trying to prepare my sleep schedule specifically for this concert lmaooo thank god its reading week its like bts set this concert up specially for me

i have so much to say but ill do bullet points bc im dead tired

ego live was everything. the most serotonin ive ever gotten in my life. hobi looked so happy i couldve cried and the choreo is so adorableeee and when he got up all in the cameras face i was like YESS BITCHHHH TELL THEMMMMM i actually died he looked so good

ugh live was everything i wanted. tbh the dance break wasnt much of a dance break considering its bts but i didn’t think a heavy choreo would work well for ugh anyway like the swaying thing they did radiated so much swag i think it was perfect as it was

that outfit change in filter was insane i still dont understand. it was so good he looked like a sexy tailor and i got mj vibes

my time was sexy like i hate sexualizing men but jks thighs? i could not stop staring. sorry jk. its also goals

the set/concept for moon was everything like definitely the best set out of everything apparently its ilke the little prince idk i never read that book/watched the movie but maybe i should. it was just beautiful and the ar was literalllyy OUT OF THIS WORLD PUN INTENDED.

inner child was adorable i couldnt stop smilingggggg who was that baby anyway?? i guess its prob just some random kid but still. cute 🥺 it was like that scene in the abandoned theme park in dbh with alice

persona is actually one of my fav songs from well mots:persona (after home) but that whole performance was crazy. fav detail was def how the masked ppl on the platforms behind rm were doing the same moves all synchronized, also the mic was literally lit on fire after rm jumped down tht was so good

interlude shadow.....ok thats actually one of the best songs from 7. the transition from white to black was really well done

suga looked so good in the bil performance idk man. i kept staring at my minecraft quality screen trying to id everyone and there was this man with this clean ass haircut with forehead out and i was like.....is that.....no it cant be....suga? is that you? it was him. i couldnt believe it.

jk looked really really good in black swan. but my time just blew it out of the friggin water. the leather???? the way he flipped his jacket off and on as part of the choreo? i was expecting sexy but wow

i wont even talk abt hobi like??? ok tbh the sleeveless thing reminded me of outfits that are very typical for boy groups but when he does it it just hits different bc i love him. and the tattoos. what was he thinking. that arm thing was really really good too like he looked friggin built

jimins undercut was really really clean actually i was reading this webtoon “white blood” and he looked like luci who basically looks like this (but jimin looked better)

can tumblr stop auto adjusting the size damn ?? i spent 5 minutes looking for a decent pic and i cant find one where luci has his eyes open and his hair not messy at the same time so this will have to do. anyway i just thought they looked siimilar also look at those dope ass golden fangs. not related but luci’s character design is so good. anyway BACK TO WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

dionysus trap remix was so good.

wab dance break was really really excellent like omg i loved it so much. it was just everything. it was like the first time i saw the mama 18 fake love dance break with the marionette movements but even better

i skipped all the vcrs/peed during those times. kinda unfortunate but i felt like i wasnt missing much so. they didnt make sense but i guess they’re always like that

jimins black swan orch ver dance. what do i even say. i flipped my shitttt

what i want to see on day 2: someone said day 1 they did all the bangers so they’ll do ballads/slower songs on day 2. if thats the case what i wanna see is all the r&b tracks, anything from the following: 134340*, paradise*, i need u urban mix*, miss right, coffee, love is not over, let me know, do you think it makes sense, house of cards, autumn leaves*, moving on*, rain*, home. more energetic songs i wanna see include outro wings, jump*, look here, ma city*, lost, bst, outro tear. *=song i especially want to see. honestly most of these are not realistic but they did do quite a few throwbacks so..... they might do one or two of these. ill be happy with anything i guess. if day 2 isnt as good i can just consider my payment as being for day 1 (i managed to watch most of it uninterrupted so)

rn im expecting spring day, 2!3!, young forever, mikrokosmos, fire, POSSIBLY danger but i kinda doubt it, anpanman?? but they did that for bbc live so idk? mic drop, honestly i think they will do i need u since today they did some of the songs where there was a shift in how famous they were (dna, dope, nmd)

ok wtf was even the point of the bullet points i wrote so much lmao. ok time for me to sleep for like 4 hours?? ugh im gonna eat dinner late :/ well its ok

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sambart93 · 7 years

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2017.08.18 KamiGami no Asobi Review!

I have to admit I was super, super pumped when they announced this but when the casting came out and saw they were only doing like HALF the characters, my expectations just went to the bottom of the bottom.

Official Site here Official Twitter here Press Coverage 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

CAST and CHARACTERS

Yajima Yakumo as Apollon Shiokawa Wataru as Hades Motokawa Shota as Thoth Tanno Enichi as Dionysus Sekine Yuuna as Kusanagi Yui Kim Sung Ra as Zeus Ensemble: Yamashita Masaki, Sekuguchi Yuya, Kakihara Koki, Tada Satoshi, Sawaken Taro and Hamada Takuto

STORY

This stage doesn’t follow the anime at all, I assume it’s closer to the game’s story. The main triangle is Apollon vs Hades while Zeus and Thoth are watching over Apollon and hoping something bad doesn’t happen. The plotline of Apollon and his long-lost love is pretty important to the story. Dionysus is basically just there to help lower tensions or be the comic relied. It’s very heavily Yui and Apollon scenes -- but that could be because I watched the Apollon route stage and not the Hades route stage -- there were too, unfortunately I couldn’t see Hades’.

NON-SPOILER REVIEW

Overall: I went in with pretty low expectations and came out entertained. I enjoyed this. It had some really good parts, and then some not so good parts. I was super impressed and surprised at Apollon’s actor Yajima, and I thought Motokawa was THE perfect Thoth. I also really enjoyed Shiokawa’s Hades. There were some higawaris and some comical moments which got everyone laughing. Melissa was definitely funny to watch. It’s definitely not the most amazing play I’ve seen but it was decent enough. If they ever do a second stage, I’m excited to see how they step it up or which characters get added and such. Rating: 6/10

SPOILER REVIEW

So I went into this with literally no expectations; just that I had a good seat and that the seats are comfy – that theatre is super comfy! I ended up being smack in the middle of 5th row! I thought my view was pretty spot on. With the projection mapping and sometimes they act from high up in the tower like parts, I had a good view of everything and didn’t have to crane my neck up to see them.

I really, really like the opening and what they did with the projection mapping in that scene. It had all this cool music and special effects. It was a good, solid introduction/opening.

I honestly walked out of the theatre thinking “that could've been a lot worse.... it was actually pretty decent” and I was surprised I ended up enjoying it -- that’s not a good thing is it! But what with Kamigami being such a popular game and anime and then when they announced the stage everyone got excited but then, they got actors that literally no one had heard of (I only knew one of the vaguely) and I started seeing lots of people trying to sell their tickets on twitter; it was all a bit disheartening. But then I got there, almost a full room, it was a lot of fun and I enjoyed it a LOT more than I expecting. The row behind me was interesting; there were a lot of guys which made me think two things ‘kankeishas’ OR their girlfriends had dragged them all to it >.<

I enjoyed quite a few scenes in this, although at first it went a long time without any comedy in it that I wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a serious play, but very soon we got some comedy scenes and so higawaris (daily changing scenes). Unfortunately, a lot of the comedy scenes, other people didn’t find funny so I had to stay quite and laugh inside most of the time; which is a shame because it was difficult for me to hold it in. I giggled a lot, as did the girl next to me, throughout the play; so it definitely had it’s charm.

One of the higawaris was; they (Apollon, Hades, Dionysus and some of the ensemble playing students) had a sports competition where they picked a card off the floor, and whatever was written on it, they had to go and find that item. So Apollon’s team had ‘sensu’, whereas Hades/Dionysus’ team had ‘iPad/tablet’, and they had to run into the audience to find and take one! After they got the items, they had to appeal and give reasons about what’s good about the items. The lucky girl who gave them her iPad and password; they took a pic of Apollon on it for her! Apollon won the competition though - I call bullshit and it was completely bias voting towards Apollon! xD

We also got the scene where Zeus is a dick and decided to change the seasons before they could go to the beach and obviously everyone is very upset and Apollon tries his best to cheer everyone up, so he jumps into the sea (which ends up being off stage and in the audience area) and you see him clinging to himself like ‘hey guys! It’s fun! You should join us!’ and everyone else is like ‘you’re shivering!’ it was adorable!

Shortly after that scene, one comedy scene that stuck with me, Yui and Apollon decide to get fireworks to cheer everyone up, before they go, they tell Hades and Dionysus to wait for them, BUT when they come back, they made Hades and Dionysus wait so long that they were practically stood frozen cold in the snow xD And then to warm them up, they gave them both a heat pack but Hades’ wouldn’t work so Dionysus swapped with him. It was adorable because OF COURSE Hades gets the bad luck and it wouldn’t work for him >.<

Anyway, now for the cast/character break down!

Yajima Yakumo as Apollon: Yajima impressed me a lot in this! As we know, I wasn’t expecting much but he did a damn good job! I really felt like he was Apollon; he did it very well! Also I really like how much DARKER Yajima made Apollon in this. There’s moments where Apollon has like a flash of his lost love and he’s cling to Yui and be like ‘you will never leave me’ in a very possessive manner and will grab he arm and be like ‘why did you leave me! You’re not going anywhere!’. There was this split personality thing going on with Apollon and I loved it. Yajima is NOTHING but bone and muscle though. He is way too thin!! BUT not that I’m complaining all that much because he was half naked on stage towards the end there.... it was a nice sight....

Shiokawa Wataru as Hades: I was in love with Hades, and I really wish I could've seen Hades' ending! I really wanna see sexy Hades!!! Let me show you:

Not only was the costume beautiful, but, just like the anime, I loved this Hades too! I hope both endings are put on the DVD so I can see it! Shiokawa was a very soft and timid Hades; it was totally adorable!

Motokawa Shota as Thoth: Motokawa was the perfect Thoth. They casted this character perfectly! I think he did an amazing performance and so accurately too! Thoth's actor did not disappoint. I feel like he was the most accurately cast. He was completely and totally Thoth. Perfect!

Tanno Enichi as Dionysus: I didn’t give him as much attention as I did other people but I do remember that I thought he did a decent job. Dionysus has never been a favourite of mine within this series but in this one Dionysus was sweet. Which is the complete opposite of what Dionysus should be right? We should be getting this loud, drunk guy who’s obsessed with wine; I think that would’ve helped add more comedy to the stage if they’d kept those parts of his character. All in all, his character had only like 20 minutes on stage, and most of that was just being support for Hades or just being there. He didn’t really leave much of an impression and just did...alright.

Sekine Yuuna as Kusanagi Yui: Sekine has got to be new; she was not good and the weakest of them all. It all felt so fake and forced and so... ridiculous from her. For example, her acting when she got struck by lightning was not good and the timing was off -- it looked very, very silly. It just wasn’t good.

Kim Sung Ra as Zeus: I really, really liked his Zeus. He played him just right; the right amount of dickness. He was pitiless. He wasn’t in it as much as I hoped he would be, but when he was on stage, he had this strong, powerful voice and his posture was great too. He was a good Zeus ^_^

Ensemble: Yamashita Masaki, Sekuguchi Yuya, Kakihara Koki, Tada Satoshi, Sawaken Taro and Hamada Takuto

The Ensemble were absolute gold though! They made this play so much more enjoyable, and they had a lot to do in this also. I especially loved the guy playing Melissa; he had NO shame! He basically worn a black outfit, to cover himself up and then used a teddy bear of Melissa and had little sticks on his legs and arms so he could move him like a puppet. He was really good, one example where the guy himself had no shame was, at one point Melissa couldn’t pick up the flowers with his puppet hands, so the guy went ‘gomennasai / I’m sorry’ and used his own hand to grab it and ran off stage. Melissa / the guy covered up was rather funny!

This play ended up being very enjoyable and had me giggling at a lot of parts, but I can’t deny that there were some dodgy moments, such as Sekine’s acting, there were too many quick switches between scenes, the first part goes a long time without any comedy so it was difficult to grasp what it wanted to be, and the biggest problem (in my opinion) was that the cast itself wasn’t very large; I really wanted other characters such as Loki and Anubis, BUT hopefully they’ll come next time if they decide to do a second stage. I am really impressed with Apollon and Thoth, and the ensemble were gold, and I fell for Hades all over again. So yes, I was entertained and look forward to a second installment and to seeing how they improve the next time around too.

#review #play #stage play #butai #kamigami no asobi #yajima yakumo #shiokawa wataru #motokawa shota #tanno enichi #神々の悪戯 #舞台

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heyhihelloidontusethisanymo-blog · 7 years

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deh pets headcanon

ok so i made another headcanon before about phones and things they would all have and mentioned that evan would probably have a dog. so then naturally i just started thinking about all of them which resulted in this. another warning that it’s midnight and im half dead soooo yeah enjoy???

jared:

he would be the kid that BEGGED until his parents got him whatever animal he wanted

like he has a lot of pets idk

the first thing that comes to my mind is a bird

and i’m not talking like a cute little parakeet

im talking like an annoying ass huge bird

like they used to keep it in the house but it was just,,,, , so loud

so now they keep it in the shed

(don’t worry he takes great care of the bird even tho it’s in the shed)

i keep picturing a parrot

is that even llegal? idk

don’t ask me

the bird’s name would either be like something he named when he was little like “rainbow”

or it would be literally just meme

the bird’s name would be meme

there is no in between don’t fight me on this

he would also have a guniea pig named something really stupid too

idk what it would be probably dat boi or another old meme

but he would love that freaking thing

he would like constantly hold it or like carry it around his house

or he would show up at evan’s house holding it and evan would be like “what why”

and he would be like “oh yeah. this is dat boi and he’s coming inside with me”

he wouldn’t have a dog tho

they probably had one when he was little but it passed away and they didn’t think anything could be better than that dog

aw now i’m sad

maybe he would have a hamster at one point too but it would like probably get annoying and he would give it to connor

oh thats another thing for later

long story short jared loves animals

connor:

connor would probably be like “i hate all animals. i hate everything. angst blah blah blah

but jared one day just showed up with a hamster like “just tAKE IT”

and then left

so he was like uhh okay

and he ended up becoming secretley obsessed with this hamster

like when he was feeling really angry and about to freak out he would just watch it run on it’s little wheel and it would calm him down

he wouldn’t name it because “he didn’t want to get too attached”

(he was so attached. he loved it.)

he would buy so much stuff for it

like he would come home with bags and bags of little tubes for it to run in or a bunch of different wheels to try out

his mom would be like “connor what is that” and he’d be like “nOTHING”

it would be a hamster mansion

p.s. zoe wouldn’t know about the hamster

she would be completley oblivious somehow

his parents did tho and didn’t really care

evan was the only person that knew about the hamster other than that

and he loved that thing so much

like whenever him and connor would hang out he would just be constantly holding it

evan probably named it in his head but never really says it out loud

and one day he lets it slip

“aw can we take out hammy?”

and connor’s like “whatthefuck”

and evan gets all nervous and stuttering

but they eventually just start calling it hammy

it would be a really tan almost orange looking hamster btw

and it’d probably be really fat because evan likes to give him treats

side note: the only other animal connor would like is evan’s dog which i will talk about later

alana:

alana would always love animals but she never really acted on it much

like she would know anything and everything about animals but would never really vocalize it

until one day zoe starts talking about how she likes animals

then she just goes crazy

like she’s a Certifed Animal Lover™

but anyway

I feel like she would have a little dog

like not a chuiwawwawawaw i gave up on spelling that rip

but like a little rescue dog

it would probably look like a puggle

and while she’s doing homework the dog would just like sit in her lap

(if u haven’t already noticed this is heavily based on how kristolyn lloyd mentioned alana having a dog or something with her on stage and tbh i agreed hard core)

this dog would be so freaking spoiled

like im talking huge beds made for golden retrievers

purple sparkly collars and harnesses and clothes (the dog’s color would be purple. dont fight me on this) (wow i can’t believe i just gave a dog a favorite color rip)

she would make it wear shoes sometimes and take funny videos to post on her instagram

this dog would have the most extra name of all time

like Persephone or athena or some goddess name

i didn’t include this in the other hc but she would DEF have a vlog channel

and she would be like “hey guys! this is alana and dionysus (yes i just googled that im sorry) and welcome to todays video!”

either that or she would have a guinea pig

but i more see her with a dog

she would love that dog so much

zoe:

golden retriever. for sure.

she would be the kid who BEGGED their parents for a dog for years and years

like every school essay would be about why she should get a dog

and she would like tape dog pictures to the fridge and on her notebooks at school

she would be s’cute

but when she got into high school her parents expected it to kind of drop off

but no

not at all

she only wrote more essays about why she should get this dog

and they were still like “mehhh no”

(actually cynthia would be fine with it but larry would be like hell no hell no hell no)

so the day she turned eighteen she was like “screw this im an Adult™ now”

and just went out and got a dog

and when she came back home with it everyone was like “what have you done”

and she just shrugs and is like “i’m an adult now i get to do what i want”

and nobody really says anything after that

she loves that dog so much

it would be a girl named kiwi

or something weird but adorable like that

and she would sneak it into school sometimes

she would totally get caught but it would be worth it to her

she only did that when the dog was a puppy tho

when kiwi got big she loved her even more

omg this dog would know so many tricks

like im not talking “sit” and “roll over”

(but obvi she would know those)

im talking like dance and jump and speak and play dead

that dog would be so smart

zoe would work really hard to train her tho

she would try to bring her everywhere

like when all of them would hang out she would make the plans around wherever place was dog friendly ya know

her parents would be like “no dog on the bed!1!1!”

but no

i mean the dog would obviously have a dog bed

(and it would be damn comfy tbh)

but she would always sleep in zoe’s bed

not at her feet but like right up on top of the pillow like she’s a human

ok I’ve gotta stop now time for evan handsoap

evan:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: i love evan so much okay

just a reminder

anywho

evan would never really be the type to beg for a dog

but heidi got one for him at the beginning of senior year just bc she thought it would be good for him

(she tries so hard i love her too)

and at first he was like “oh ok hi dog”

but then he’s like “ohmygod i love u”

it’s def a dachshund/wiener dog don’t fight me on this i know it’s a thing

he would name it bonsai

i know he would

my hear is melting just thinking about this s end he lp

but he would love that thing so much

he would love taking hikes or little nature walks with her

(the dog would be a girl btw idk how i know this i just do)

and the dog would be very fit

like she would never be fat

she wouldn’t know very many tricks

like only sit and high five

but it’s ok she’s an angel

she’s probably like very light tan almost blonde (if u google a pic of a light tan weiner dog you’ll see what I mean they’re so cute I cant)

and when he’s anxious she can always tell

so she goes up to him and just like sits next to him and kinda whines bc she’s worried?? idk you know what i mean

but at night she sleeps curled up into evan’s side

like wiener dogs when they sleep literally curl into a little burrito

she does that

it’s so cute

when connor stays over the dog sleeps between them

oh yeah

that’s the only dog connor likes

like he hard core loves that dog

when he sees her he uses this high pitched baby voice

you know the one im talking about

it’s adorable

evan thinks it’s the best thing he’s ever heard actually

he loves that connor loves his dog

i just thought of this but what if it was a therapy dog

like he could bring it to school when he had really bad days

and she would be v friendly and love people

and in class when he got anxious he would just stick his hand down and pet his dog

(if u can’t already tell idk how service/therapy dogs work someone educate me)

he wouldn’t bring her with him a lot

bc people would want to pet her and he would get all flustered

and once he got kicked out of a store because the worker thought he just brought in a dog and evan was too nervous to explain that it was his therapy dog

poor boyo

but zoe and alana and connor and jared would BEG him to because they all love her

so when they got ice cream at a la mode he would always bring bonsai just to make them shut up

and the employees there know bonsai and always give them a free vinalla cone for her

ah i just love the idea of him having a dog

#should i do more of these?#would people read it?#idk tell me if u want more lol #dear evan hansen #fansen #deh #broadway #evan hansen #deh hc #headcanon #dear evan hansen headcanon #connor murphy #alana beck #tree bros #zoe murphy #deh fic #my headcanons

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bonnissance · 7 years

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For the fic ask thingy: M, U, V

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

we could be here for eons if i went for actual backburner, but top three of the short list of things I want to write but might never make it to:

1. yet another folklore and fable au: holby is staffed by mythical creatures w latent powers/human+mythos hybrids (Morven is a reaper, Serena is a Dionysus, Bernie is a Valkyrie or an Artemis, Fletch is a Leprechaun, Raf is an Eros, Hanssen is a (tiny) Giant, etc) and none of them really know about their powers so things keep going wrong while they sort it all out and try to live their lives like normal human.

2. tit!pic fic: Bernie accidently sends a photo of her boobs to Serena bc she’s trying on dresses and then asks for help getting ready for some do. Serena thinks Bernie has deliberately sent her the pic and then asked her out and is ‘oh god, oh my, oh yes pls’. Cue flirting over dinner until Serena is like ‘stop mucking about and kiss me already’ and Bernie is like ‘wot?’ Serena freaks out bc it was all a misunderstanding and Bernie is gobsmacked bc Serena wants her, Serena thought she was asking and said yes but doesn’t manage to get her mouth working until Serena has frog-marched her to the front door. Cue making out against door and then all the way up the hall.

3. Berana selkie!au: Bernie lives in an isolated little village along the coast, works as the local doctor, is all alone now her family has passed on or moved away.

One day, she finds a naked woman washed up on shore, a bundle of rags and fur at her feet, and takes her and the bundle home.

‘Serena,’ she says, that night in front of the fire. ‘My name is Serena.’

It sounds familiar, like she already knew, as if she’d always know. Bernie is certain she’s been waiting to hear that name all her life.

She cares for her, for months, while her legs heal and she learns to walk again, and begins to feel herself caring about this woman.

There’s something about Serena that makes her feel right, makes her feel like Bernie can become someone she likes, makes her feel she’s someone she can living with being for the rest of her life. She thinks she might love this woman, thinks she might as Serena uses all her might to put one foot in front of the other, one step in front of another, until she’s certain.

She loves this woman. Bernie loves Serena the way Serena loves the sea. Looks at Serena with the same adoration and want as Serena whenever she looks out over the ocean from the window of their cliffside cottage.

Bernie knows what she is, knows why Serena loves the ocean so, knows one day she’ll have to go. She desperately wants to keep Serena here with her, and the thought of her leaving is heartbreaking. But the thought of harming Serena in any way hurts so much more.

So when Serena is healed and healthy enough to leave and the ocean calls her, she offers Bernie her pelt because she wants to stay too. Bernie refuses, says she trusts Serena enough to come back again, if she wants, that Bernie will be waiting for her if she ever comes back.

Serena’s eyes sparkle in the moonlight as she kisses Bernie goodbye, as she stands at the waters edge, as she slips on her skin.

‘Will you? Come back?’ Bernie asks, voice breaking, because she can’t bear the thought of never knowing.

‘I hope so,’ Serena calls over her shoulder, promising Bernie her heart, before heeding the call of the tides and diving below the waves.

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

my fave babes are over here

also shout out to @belligerently and @applebottomclaudiajeans bc they posted banging fics in the past few days and reminded me how much I love them bc they’re so freaking good I might just mcdie ❤️

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

first thing that springs to mind is Kate/Osgood Modern Unit Inferno!verse. Technically it’s unfinished, but the first chapter is complete enough to conceive of any continuation as a sequel. I’d never actually write it, but I do think about them navigating their relationship in that universe an awful lot: Kate mellows bc she really does love Osgood despite the structures around them and Osgood hardens bc she’s finally safe and can stop being meek and scared of everyone and they become a partnership of Empire Builders.

[fic ask for y’all curious beans]

#tea-and-procrastination #thank you darling #sorry it took a while to reply #i was working on the pain to come #*evil cackling*#fic asks for y'all curious beans #i wrote a thing

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NAME OF YOUR MUSE :

dionysus / bacchus

ONE ( OF THE ) PICTURE( S ) YOU LIKE BEST OF YOUR MUSE’S FC :

one ? lol you thought. here’s a bunch of pics of ian during mardi gras that are dion af ( x ) ( x ) ( x ) ( x ) ( x ) ( x ) all are my favs

TWO HEADCANONS YOU HAVE FOR YOUR MUSE THAT YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE :

1 . it’s not exactly a matter of me not telling anyone bc i have made a ( meta ) about this before, but i think it’s an hc that not a lot of people are aware of ? in the myths dionysus’ first incarnation was zagreus,who was also zeus’ bastard son, but he was his chosen heir of olympus. the myths depict him as a baby sitting on zeus’ thrown with his thunderbolts in hand and claim that this sight is the reason why hera went through great lengths to destroy him and why he was rendered to pieces as a child. it wasn’t purely out of jealousy, but because she didn’t agree with zeus’ choice to make a bastard the heir over one of their legitimate children. when he was born again as dionysus, he was half mortal and so he couldn’t simply be granted access to olympus let alone its throne. this time he had to earn it, and that’s where the myths of dionysus begin, and it ends with him finally ascending as the last olympian god. obviously, you never see a myth where dionysus does become king of olympus because zeus is never destroyed nor steps down, but in terms of my main canon, dionysus is meant to take the throne when the time comes. he’s aware of it, the olympians are aware of it, but not everyone agrees with it, so for now it’s just a huge elephant in the room that no one wants to address since zeus clearly isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. dionysus however isn’t too keen on the idea of becoming king because he knows it’ll more than likely divide the olympians and also require him to leave the mortal realm.

2 . dionysus has a room in his house dedicated to solely drinking games. in ancient greece this was actually a thing being as the greeks took their drinking games very seriously and were highly competitive with it. the room was even referred to as the gymnasium of dionysus, so yes, if you ever feel like playing a good game of strip-kottabos, dion’s place is the place to go.

THREE THINGS THAT YOUR MUSE LIKES DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME :

1 . piss off the government 2 . mutilate oppressive straight dudes who think their shit don’t stink 3 . gather up all the girls and the gays for a dance party in the woods

SEVEN PEOPLE THAT YOUR MUSE LOVES / LIKES :

1 . ariadne - heart eyes mf 2 . dardari - his best birb 3 . hermes - ride or die 4 . apollo - that hot but socially awkward friend he calls when no one else is around to chill 5 . evangeline - would pay to get stabbed by her tbh 6 . aphrodite - that’s a given for anyone 7 . persephone - the only queen in his book

TWO THINGS YOUR MUSE REGRETS :

1 . when dionysus first arrived to greece to spread his worship, hera came to him in a dream disguised as hermes, claiming that king lycurgus would provide him and his bacchants shelter in his kingdom and that he’d have no need to come armed. he trusted “hermes” word, so he did as he said. once he came into the king’s throne room with his maenads and bacchants, the doors were closed behind him and the king ordered his men to attack. dionysus watched his bacchants get slaughtered, ambrosia ( one of the nymphs who raised him ) was also impaled by the king right in front of him. he was injured as well and barely escaped with his life, so definitely one of his biggest regrets was trusting too easily and underestimating how many enemies he’d have in greece. he thinks if he hadn’t been so naive and reckless, the dozens of people who believed in him and depended on him for protection wouldn’t have died, and one of his mothers would have still been around to see him ascend.

2 . convincing hephaestus to let hera free from the trap he set up on her new throne not only because having hera stuck in a chair and off his back for eternity would be awesome but because aphrodite ended up being forced into a marriage she didn’t want. zeus made a deal that whoever could manage to bring hephaestus to olympus to free hera would get aphrodite’s hand, and so ares attempted to get him by force and ended up failing as he couldn’t get into hephaestus’ forge. dionysus then came armed with just a glass of wine and persuaded hephaestus to come willingly by suggesting that he make a bargain with zeus. the bargain was that if he freed hera, zeus would have to remove his exile and allow him access to olympus which dionysus thought was the better revenge against hera than the trap he made, but when the two of them finally entered olympus together, and dionysus refused the hand of aphrodite as an award, hephaestus changed the terms of the bargain so that he’d be the one to marry her instead.

TWO PHOBIAS YOUR MUSE HAS :

1 . losing control over hera’s curse again, or losing the amethyst necklace he has that keeps it at bay since without it he’d spiral into madness and wander mindlessly like he did in the east.

2 . growing intimate with someone only to lose them. many people he’s come to love, both romantically and platonically have ended up dead because of him in some shape or form, and given how his nature makes him feel emotions deeper than anyone else, each of those losses has been incredibly traumatic and overtime made him cope by avoiding intimacy as much as possible.

TAG TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING :

@strigc @argeiphontes @cerynitiis @ironxsilvcr @pomegrnat @oflovc @sonofshadow + anyone else who wants to do the thing !

TAGGED BY: @stolenbythegods thank you sm !!

#❦. ▫ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ʳᵉᵍʳᵉᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ▫ ﹙ meme. ﹚#i thought this would be fun #but it ended up just being pain

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