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green-fifteen · 3 months

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Day 4: Harry Du Bois Gets a Clue

Prompt: Learn Fandom: Disco Elysium Pairing: Harry Du Bois/Kim Kitsuragi Word count: 796 Summary: YOU - Wait, you have a boyfriend? read on AO3 instead

for @fluffyfebruary

DESK OF HARRIER DU BOIS - Spilled coffee streams down the side of your desk, drips from paperwork that is due to be processed in only a few hours. The papers are fully soaked now, however. Along with your badge and the end of your tie.

PERCEPTION [Easy: Success] - There is someone standing behind you, watching the coffee spread over the floor.

JEAN VICQUEMARE - "Oh, nice. I was thinking your workstation was getting too neat. Only right that a fucking mess gets to wallow in his own disaster."

YOU - "You know what? This is the end for me."

JEAN VICQUEMARE - "Don't be an idiot. If you were going to die, you would have done it already."

YOU - "No, I really think this time is the one. Each day only brings new torment."

VOLITION - It does feel bad, but you might be exaggerating. You're already thinking about where you're going to find a mop and a cloth to clean this mess.

JEAN VICQUEMARE - "No, absolutely. You're right. Just end it, Dick Mullen! It's not like your boyfriend would have anything to say about it-- then again I wouldn't put it past you to forget that when you take the shot."

LOGIC [Easy: Failure] - Boyfriend?

YOU - "Boyfriend?"

JEAN VICQUEMARE - "I am not doing this with you, you prick. Fuck off." He strides away.

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Easy: Success] - Since you've been back from Martinaise in one piece (minus some core memories), you might have laid it on kind of thick one or two times. Things like 'Jean, help me file these reports, I don't know where anything is because I have amnesia.' and 'Jules, can you call Requisitions for me, I don't know the number because I have amnesia." You suspect, no-- you know your amnesia is getting on everyone's nerves.

EMPATHY - He's a little worried about you, anyway. That's probably why he mentioned your boyfriend.

PAIN THRESHOLD [Challenging: Failure]- Wait a damn minute. Back to the boyfriend thing. Did you forget about him? Was he swept away in the flood of booze and amphetamines, along with everything else? You're getting a sick feeling in your stomach.

PERCEPTION - At that very moment, you see your partner. He just walked in from the snow, his hat peppered with snowflakes. He makes eye contact.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Your stupid heart beats a little off tempo.

AUTHORITY [Medium: Success]- Kim always knows what to do. Ask Kim about this.

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant comes closer, unwinding his long scarf and removing his hat. He gives you a small smile as he sits down across from you.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Good morning, detective."

YOU - "Good morning."

INLAND EMPIRE - You shouldn't rush into questioning him. Just be friendly, first.

YOU - "So, Jean said I have a boyfriend."

KIM KITSURAGI - "He did?" One eyebrow is lifted high on his face.

YOU - "I spilled my coffee all over my desk, that's why he brought it up."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Okay," he says, sounding unsure but still smiling at you. "I don't mind. I know we haven't talked about it precisely and 'boyfriend' is perhaps a tad puéril… but it's good enough for most people in relationships."

YOU - You have no idea what he's talking about.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Don't you? Don't you feel that, champ?

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Challenging: Success] - Kim is looking at you with humor, seeming to expect you to take your time. Suddenly, it's very clear: Kim Kitsuragi is your boyfriend.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY [Medium: Success]- YEAH! YES! Holy shit, do you know what this means? Boyfriends make out, big dog! They do more than that. They touch each other, Harry. Tell Kim you want to touch him, right now. Maybe you can convince him to do it on your desk.

VOLITION - Do not do that. You're at work, don't embarrass yourself.

LOGIC - Your desk is covered in coffee.

DRAMA - But what if he said yes, my lord? Think of the spectacle-- the other officers would know then, wouldn't they? They would all know that Kim Kitsuragi belongs to you.

YOU - "Gah."

KIM KITSURAGI - He looks on the verge of laughter. His eyes are folded up in mirth behind his glasses.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Come over again tonight. I'm cooking."

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY [Godly: Success]- Ask if you should bring your pajamas.

YOU - "Should I bring my pajamas?"

KIM KITSURAGI - He can't resist chuckling softly at the look on your face.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - You're certain you know the face you're making. It's a terribly fond one, with a heavy flavor of awe. You look like someone just handed you a warm puppy.

KIM KITSURAGI - "I would like that."

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ryesingerrose · 13 days

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Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.

#formula 1 incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #disaster boyfriends

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gracenmoe · 5 months

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homeless, bitchless, jobless, depressed, no friends, single plant parent.

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karpachev · 7 months

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When your kid thunder doesn't like selfies :(

#finally finished this #was stuck on coloring for ages haha #but it was worth it for my boyfriends #will draw them again #raiden as some village guy: what's this technological marvel??#sorry not sorry #but imagine him using a smartphone #such a disaster #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #mk raiden #mk johnny cage #johnny cage #raiden #karpachevart

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siriuslysirius05 · 8 months

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Ice, wearing his Admiral Face™️: yeah I’m so glad Pete adopted those kids. They’re so helpful and they never cause any trouble.

(In the background:)

Phoenix is chasing Rooster, who is holding something of hers.

Hangman is cheering his boyfriend on, standing beside Coyote who is cheering for Phoenix.

Bob is laying facedown on the ground, with Yale standing over him posing for a picture (taken by Harvard) with duck lips and a peace sign.

Fanboy and Payback are making out, not paying any attention to the chaos.

Halo and Omaha are playing a very heated game of Mario Kart. Halo has a hand in Omaha’s face so he doesn’t hit her with a shell.

Fritz is sneaking up on Ice with a water gun.

Maverick is behind everyone, facepalming.

Ice: they’re such good kids. Complete professionals. The Navy should trust them more.

#top gun #top gun maverick #maverick is so done #iceman is trying his best #gotta keep them on their toes #hangster #icemav #wingmen? more like boyfriends #ice needs to keep up appearances #video taken seconds before disaster #is bob dead or just concussed?#we don’t know

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tevanactually · 5 days

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#i too can not stop thinking about tommy kinard #evan buckley #tommy kinard #tevan #bucktommy #lou ferrigno jr #911 abc #oliver stark #911 meme #my post #bi disaster evan buckley #kinley #911 text posts #they are boyfriends

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safesoundxswift · 9 months

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zahra having a full blown panic attack at the prospect of having to diffuse yet another international incident. meanwhile alex and henry are shooting heart eyes at each other

#that poor woman just wants one day of peace #but unfortunately she is charged with organising a bisexual disaster and his raging gay boyfriend #red white and royal blue #rwrb

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bruciemilf · 9 months

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Bruce: You're the most jealous man I know!

Harvey: You know other men?!

#batman 2022 but its just harvey being pissed at detective disaster duo Bruce and martinez #not knowing martinez is dating one of oz's twins (he constantly forgets which one)#bruce wayne #harvey dent #batman #battinson #GIVE HIM A BOYFRIEND #two face #dc two face #dc comics #dc #text post #incorrect quotes #bruharvey #twobats

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hotwings-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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dabi: *sitting down on the couch near hawks* move fat nugget

hawks: u think i look fat? 🥺

dabi: no birdy, i didn’t mean...

hawks: YOU THINK I’M FAT! 😫😫😫

dabi: fuck. no, i really didn’t mean that

hawks: but... you said

dabi: i know, that was stupid. i’m sorry dove

dabi: *opening his arms* c’mere

hawks: *hugs dabi* ‘kay

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taikanyohou · 8 months

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"It's like a date ..."

KIETA HATUSKOI (2021) - Episode 9. MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023) - Episode 3.

#kieta hatsukoi #my personal weatherman #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #boyslovesource #mlmsource #jdramasource #jdramaedit #*#faiza gifs #MY DARLINGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL 4OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!#2 DISASTER BISEXUALS AND THEIR 2 CANNOT COMMUNICATE GAY BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#HAVING DATES ON A LITTLE CABLE CAR :((((

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ryesingerrose · 4 months

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Max, over text: turn around ;) Max: no the other way Max: wrong way again Charles: where the fuck are you Max: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

#formula 1 incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #disaster boyfriends #idiots in love

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theclassymike · 1 year

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Dylan Sprouse in Beautiful Disaster (2023)

#dylan sprouse #dylan sprouse gifs #beautiful disaster #travis maddox #dismissed #carte blanche #daddy short film #banana split #tyger tyger #after we collided #my fake boyfriend #actor #talented #hot guy #gorgeous guy #one of my faves

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y0unginhumans · 1 year

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Secret Boyfriend AU is my favorite au of mine, they are all dumb,

This is how leo knew his family didnt know he was dating usagi btw

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bokkerijder · 16 days

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guys guys guys I just realized something

the Buckley parents will be at the wedding

Buck is bringing a date to the wedding. Buck is bringing Tommy as his date to the wedding. Buck is bringing a very male manly date to the wedding. his parents are going to see him appear at his sister's wedding with a boyfriend

#911 abc #911 spoilers #kinley #evan buckley #HE REALLY WENT FULL BUCK HUH????#HE WENT FROM NERVOUS SHY BISEXUAL DISASTER TO #“OH YEAH MOM. DAD. I FORGOT TO MENTION. I'M BI. MEET TOMMY HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.”

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voxtek-enterprises · 2 months

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I don't like valentino at all but if I could choose to kill him I wouldn't, simply because he possesses worth as an accessory to the other vees. They wouldn't be complete without each other. Your honor they are spiritually three kittens at the shelter with a big sign that says "DO NOT SEPARATE"

#please do not remove the moth from his disaster bi boyfriend #vox #valentino #velvette too. she didnt get enough screentime so idk enough about her but all of them are necessary #velvette #staticmoth #mothstatic #hazbin hotel #they're all necessary for each others enrichment

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evocationjpeg · 1 year

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i am not immune to kubokai

#kubokai #shun kaido #aren kuboyasu #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #saiki ki #saiki k fanart #digital art #kaido x kuboyasu #have beenn drawin too much ship art as of late. i think i mkght miss my boyfriend #my art

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