#don't b shy;;; come off anon

[sentoooo]

[anon: Reptile NSFW alphabet, please?🤭] kinda lowkey in my reptile era he's so. HE'S SO!!!!! ugh i think he needs even more love than he's getting tbh. i wanna kith his little forehead so bad!!!! ALSO HAVE YOU HEARD HIS LAUGH!?!?!?!? OH EM GEE I NEED HIM IN ME

cw: gn reader, NSFW, predator & prey kink, orgasm torture, overstimulation, lots of cum talk, proofread MINORS DNI

ꜱʏᴢᴏᴛʜ || ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Syzoth is all cuddly and affectionate after sex. He holds you like you're going to leave him, which he is afraid of. It's kind of a pre-requisite before his aftercare routine to hold you as close as possible, even if that gets you two messier. He just needs a moment to bathe in the afterglow, and show you exactly how much he loves you. After that, he'll carry you to the bath, and just talk with you while he starts to run it. He also enjoys opening up the conversation about sex, as shy as he is, he thinks it's one of those things that will bring you both closer and make him more confident. And when the bath is done filling up, he prefers to wash you up. But if you'd rather bathe alone, he's okay with it, too. However, Syzoth insists that he carries you everywhere. Perhaps it's because he feels bad, you can't really tell. But after that, before you two drift off to sleep, he'll run his hands down your spine and whisper all sorts of sweet-nothings in your ear.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his tongue. Yeah, maybe it's a weird for that to be his favorite, but he delights how much pleasure it gives you. That is the exact reason why he loves it. To watch you squirm and moan and come undone because of his tongue is just pure bliss to him. Aside from his tongue, he's a fan of his chest in his human form. He can't really tell you why, he just loves it. And he loves the feel of your hands running down it.

Syzoth is an ass man. Unashamedly so. So he loves your ass. He loves grabbing it, slapping it, fucking into it, anything. He will always find his hands roaming down to give it a quick squeeze, or he'll hold you up by it when you two are making out.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves to cum outside, anywhere. On your thigh, your stomach, your chest. As long as he can, he's happy to. He just loves how it looks on you, almost as if he's marking you. Well, he marks you in a couple different ways, but this is one of his favorites. He'll even stop for a minute to admire it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would so fuck you in his reptilian form. He's had thoughts & fantasies of doing so ever since he first fucked you. But he's worried you wouldn't be into it. Still, every so often- especially during mating season- he thinks about it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Actually, Syzoth is a virgin-- in the sense that he's never had someone in his human form! Reptile-wise? Yeah, he's set. But he's also never taken someone who is human in his reptile zaterran form. However, he's just so full of pent up sexual energy, that he really just lets his dick guide him when he has his first time with you. Obviously, he learns over time. But, don't be mistaken. He was more than able to satisfy you the first time you two fucked.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He really enjoys the Flash position. He loves being able to tangle up with you, and focus on more than one type of stimulation. It also tends to lead to some more messy sex, even if it starts out sensual.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's shy, and while he doesn't do it on purpose, he'll slip up once or twice and laugh a little. But overall, he's rather serious during sex. Maybe during foreplay he'll be a little bit more lax, but he has to be serious during the act. He feels out of place if he isn't.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's barley well-groomed, he doesn't really see the need for it. He's got a light amount of chest hair and arm hair, but the hair gets thicker as you go down. He's got a full happy trail, and a relatively tame amount of pubes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Syzoth's primal during intercourse, but he's still sweet with you. Through all his growls, you can sometimes decipher small words of praise and cute little names he likes to call you. His hands will travel up your body, tracing your collarbone and your neck, and you can always feel the longing within his touch. He just finds it hard to voice it properly.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off at least once a day. He's just got a lot of pent up feelings, and jacking off provides him relief. Not that you can't either, but he kind of feels bad if he wants to fuck you multiple times a day.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

If it wasn't apparent, he's real into the Predator & Prey kink. It satisfies something deeper within him, something primal. He likes the pursuit of you, hunting and scavenging for your vulnerable body. He's damn good at finding you, but he insists hunting you is all part of his arousal. And it is, sometimes even you can smell his arousal.

Syzoth also loves overstimulation & orgasm torture. He loves making you feel good, and knowing he can do it, over, and over, and over, while you bathe in ecstasy. He loves the feeling of you around him when you cum, when he leans in and bites on your neck while your left a moaning, writhing mess beneath him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Outdoors. Anywhere. He loves the thrill of it all, but it also feels the most natural to him. He will always find a secluded spot for you two, especially if you'll let him hunt you down. It's almost scary how many places he knows where you two can get away with it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. While he's relatively horny, nothing will ever get him off like you do. Especially when you bend down, ass up, teasing him. Or sitting in his lap. Fuck, it's hard to contain himself. He isn't as shy as he seems outside of the bedroom, and you'll soon learn that if you continue to tease him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Syzoth hates the idea of tying you up. He wants you to be free to squirm underneath him, to claw at his black, grip at the sheets, run your hands through his hair. He thinks sex isn't enjoyable if you're being held back.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give. He almost has an aversion to receiving, really. Especially with his tongue? Fuck, you're in for the time of your life. He knows all the sensitive places to touch while he's going down on you, and he reaches all the best places.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He starts off fast, but sensual. His sexual desire is rather primal, and he likes having his way with you. But he also doesn't want to hurt you. As he reaches his climax, he'll start getting rougher.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Syzoth is always down, especially if it's mating season and you two don't have the time to fuck however long he'd like. He also likes for you to know he's open to the idea.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As primal as he is, he's comfortable where he stands, and he doesn't necessarily need to experiment or try anything new. He stands by it, but it doesn't mean he'll be angry if you ask.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With how long he's been holding on? He could go on for several days. But he won't. Normally, he'll fuck you from dusk til dawn, or until you tap out. After each round, he asks if you're game for another one, or if you'd like to stop. He's restrained.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Syzoth doesn't see the appeal of toys. Why use them when you have him and his tongue? He believes his tongue is the ultimate stimulation, and it definitely is.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

While he enjoys orgasm torture, he won't edge you. He'll just fuck you pretty till you and him are both covered in cum. But, he can't stand hearing you beg. It almost breaks his heart! So he'll let you cum, whenever.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's making all sorts of sounds, mainly growling and hissing, but he moans a little in your ear, too. You know you feel so good to him, but he still likes letting you know. As previously mentioned, he finds it hard to tell you exactly how he feels, so his moaning is the most you'll get in terms of non-primal sounds.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Syzoth LOVES biting you, giving you hickies, marking you. You're all his, and his alone. And he's going to make that known. He does keep his markings under the collarbone, because he's a little embarrassed about people asking, but you can never find yourself free of hickies.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Syzoth is BIG, and he didn't really know how to use it beforehand. Maybe it's his Zaterran status that gives him that extra bit of girth. He's a shower, 7.0" in length when hard, 3.7" across, and relatively veiny. He's uncircumsized.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

For how shy he is, he is beyond horny. Not all the time, but his sex drive is HIGH. And you know it. He wants to fuck at least four days a week, but every day is preffered. Twice a day, actually.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Syzoth's a little subconscious, so he can't fall asleep until he absolutely knows you are. And when he's so sure you're asleep, he holds you even closer and passes right the hell out.

#⁺◟sentooo #mk1 x reader #mk x reader #mortal kombat 1 x reader #mortal kombat x reader #mk1 x gn reader #mk x gn reader #mortal kombat 1 x gn reader #mortal kombat x gn reader #reptile x reader #syzoth x reader #reptile x gn reader #syzoth x gn reader

[angelltheninth]

NSFW Alphabet with my bastard man Quaritch (the Na'vi version because I want to climb him like a tree)

This took me over a day to complete because its so damn long and I usually don't do the whole thing, however I was already thinking of doing one for Jake so I figured why not.

Pairing: Miles Quaritch x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, overstimulation, creampie, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, authority kink, sir kink, handcuffs, size kink, biting, tail shenanigans, purring, growling

A/N: You're lucky I like him too Anon. A lot.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Don't expect it from Quaritch. He is not the pillow talk and cuddles and warm showers kind of guy, never was for as long as you knew him. He is here to fuck you hard, fuck you fast and leave you shaking.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes your breasts, no matter what at his size now he can hold, cup and fondle them perfectly. They're great for biting too and leaving his teeth marks over. On himself he really likes his back, specifically when you slowly run your hand across it to the base of his tail.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Did someone say creampie? Because that's what he hears when he has sex with you. He'll leave your pussy flowing with his cum and fuck it back into you with his fingers, leave them there too just to make sure it's all in there.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Broke several of your sex toys because he didn't want you using them to get off. He will always deny this when you ask him, as well as the fact that he may he tried some of them out.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Quaritch is very, very experienced. He's had a lot of women even when he was a human, and now that he been reborn his sex drive is through the roof for you and he wants to show off everything he knows and of course learn a few new things he can do with his new body.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It's fucking you from behind, holding you by the wrists and just pounding away at your pretty cunt while you cry out in pleasure and come for him as many times as he tells you too.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Makes a few jokes yeah. The only time when he's very serious is when it's concerning the mission, but when he's having sex with you he likes to be a bit more relaxed, teasing you, taunting, laughing a lot more.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed, it stuck with him since his days in the academy. He always makes sure he's neat, clean shaven, and well groomed everywhere.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He does kiss you and sometimes you can hear him purr while he holds you close when you're riding his cock. On rare occasions he will hold your hand but he's not very keen on saying soft words to you, he's more into dirty talk.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Only when you're doing it with him. He gets a big, toothy grin on his face when he sees how fast you're pumping your fingers in and out of your pussy, eagerly trying to match his hand moving up and down his cock. He likes how you can't seem to maintain eye contact with him when he's watching you, it makes him more excited when you're shy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a massive authority and sir kink. Call him sir, take orders from him, fuck, do it without hesitation, let him put handcuffs on your pretty wrists and wear his dogtags while he's fucking you and you'll have him roaring, growling and coming over and over, his cock hardly even softening for hours.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Really anywhere where it's not cramped for him. Due to his difference in size he likes to do it in more open spaces, which if you're also wanting complete privacy only leaves your bedrooms and the bathrooms. Maybe the hallways if you're both feeling really horny and bold.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You in one of his tank tops and wearing his tags. It's a slightly possessive nature that he's developed and you can always catch his cock twitching when you dangle his dogtags in your mouth, proudly displaying them, and yourself, to him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Will never let you restrain him, so don't even try it. He could probably get free easily but he doesn't like to entertain the idea of losing control of a situation or himself.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

A little more of a receiver then a giver but he can eat you out well. It's also hard for you to give him a blowjob now because he's a lot bigger then humans are used to but he'll always love how hard you try, how you kiss his cock slowly, how you suck on the tip and kiss it before you take it past your lips. And him eating you out? Honestly sometimes it feels like he wants to live with his head between your thighs, but only when he's rewarding for a job well done.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough and fast almost all the time, hearing you moaning with every thrust, and his balls constantly slapping against you is music to his ears. The only time when he's being slow is when he's teasing you and wants to overstimulate you so badly that you come from even the smallest of thrusts.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh yeah definitely plenty of those for you two. He sneaks them in between training sessions because it's one of the best ways to get his blood pumping and get him fired up, but also after a mission so he can let loose.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Likes using his tail a lot so in that sense he likes to experiment with restraining you with it. Otherwise an occasional hallway or med bay fuck is always on the table too, if you wanna be a little daring.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Quaritch can go all night and have stamina left to run laps. It's grater then before that's for sure. Sometimes it's a good thing, other times it annoys even him and he has to take long and cold showers to get rid of his erection.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You're the only toy he needs. They don't make them for the Na'vi anyways and human ones are too fragile for him, as he's already found out. He will use them on you but he doesn't want you using them without him, he'd rather you have fun together.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a big tease all the time. Even in quickies he has to tease you a little. Hell even if you're not planning on fucking you can't get away from his teasing remarks, innuendoes and jokes.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Growls, grunts and purrs when having sex but not too loudly, he likes to hear you more then himself but that doesn't mean he will hold back when something feels good. And your pussy always gets him vocal.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He tugs and pulls on his tail when he's horny. It's a new feeling that he can't ignore and doesn't know what do do with but he will often have one hand on his cock and one around his tail.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Naturally he is muscular and fit, ready to take on any enemy. His cock? About average for his new body but a little on the thicker side. The stretch of it is sometimes painful for you but with the right amount of prep you can handle him easier.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Through the roof actually. He can sometimes hardly keep his hands to himself when you're together, especially if you're trying to drive him nuts, he's not letting you have a blink of sleep.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes him a good while. He can function on very little sleep if needed so only a few hours is no problem for him. You have to really, really tire him out if you want him to fall asleep fast but even then you are guaranteed to pass out first.

#avatar x reader #avatar x female reader #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch imagine #quaritch x reader #quaritch smut #avatar the way of water #the way of water #avatar imagine #avatar smut #nsft alphabet

[chronicbeans]

Now that we, humble anons, have your approval, i would like to request romantic headcanons for Home. I'm not even attracted to it i just think that'd be hilarious to read, and... Good writing practice i guess? 😂

Surprise me!

Lol! You'd be surprised by how useful it is (at least for me) to try writing the most absurd things and taking it seriously. (Would that count as crack taken seriously? Lol)

Anyways, Here you go! These will probably be one-sided romantic on Home's end.

Romantic Home Headcanons:

TW:... Idk, Home's a literal living house? If you don't want a house crushing on you don't read- but seriously I don't believe there are any triggering topics in this. Lol

🏠 So, like... I have two questions for you. A. How did you get a living house to have a crush on you? B. ... HOW DID YOU GET A LIVING HOUSE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?

🏠 Like, in this case (because it is not a yandere or anything), it is okay. The most awkward parts are just that, again, it is a living house. It also isn't even YOUR house. It's your neighbor's house. So... visiting Wally is a bit awkward everytime. Especially since he seems to be trying to get you and Home together... Look, he just wants his house to be happy, alright?

🏠 Home doesn't know that you know it has a crush on you. To everyone, however, it is very obvious. Home is usually a very "shy" house, as in, it doesn't interact with people often besides the creaks and groans it emits from the wood. It usually only interacts with Wally, and only when it is just the two of them. Home DOES interact with you, know. Quite a lot, too. This amount of interaction, alongside the small amount of expression Home can make from the outside with its eyes, has clued basically everyone in on its feelings for you.

🏠 So, how does Home interact with someone? From one of my VERY old Headcanons, I mentioned that Home can move the furniture that came with it when Wally moved in. This includes things like the curtains, the couch, the blanket draped across the couch (which Wally liked enough to begin using as his bedsheet. It is very soft, surprisingly!), and even a few of the chairs. So, Home uses whatever it can move around to interact with you!

🏠 You tend to do some chores around Home whenever you visit. Wally takes good care of the house, but even he can't help missing a few spots when cleaning. It's almost like he goes into chaos mode when he paints. He'd be painting in the little studio he has, then by some miracle, there is paint splattered all over the kitchen. So, you try to help out while you can. Home is a living being, after all. Feeling dirty and not being able to wash off must suck.

🏠 It was after a few of these times that you began noticing Home being more affectionate. One day, while washing the wall by the windows, you were suddenly wrapped up in the curtains, almost like a blanket. You were let go as soon as they wrapped around you, but it did make you a bit confused. Was that a good or a bad thing? When you told Wally what happened, he simply cooed "AWWW! Home likes you! Yay!"

🏠 If you had to make a guess, all of the cleaning, decorating for holidays, and overall time spent in and around Home made it like you. You come over more often than the other neighbors, just to help Wally care for it. You even came up with the idea of celebrating the day Wally moved into Home, almost like a birthday! Home doesn't really have a birthday, but everyone else does, so why can't the neighborhood come up with a holiday just for Home? Home must've found it sweet and kind of you!

🏠 Now, everytime you visit, you are usually hugged (wrapped up in curtains or blankets), snuggled (wrapped up in ANYTHING Home can wrap you in, all at once. You usually look like you are in a cocoon), helped out with chores (random doors in Home will open, helping you find things, such as carpet cleaner, sanitizer, brooms, and mops), and thanked for your work (the random creaks and groans that Home tends to emit. They freak you out)! It isn't much, but it is all Home can do. For now.

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home x reader #home x reader #i can't believe i made this #but it was so much fun #lol

[80pairsofcrocs]

baby scarab || 66

anon - Hi!! I have a request for the baby scarab series, can we meet Jean-Paul Duchamp? Also know as frenchie, he was a French mercenary along side Marc in the comics,I was thinking what they could be kind of an uncle? Pls don’t feel pressured to write it tho <33

~~~ @0scars1saac - Do we still acknowledge our taweret and ugly khonshu plushies?

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A/N : THERE IS NO MORE SCHEDULE, IM SORRY also thank you all sm for the support and requests :)))

please enjoy, and don't be shy if you want to be in the taglist, just ask <3, sorry for the long wait

pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader, layla el faouly x (platonic)reader

TW : medicine (pills), spidey stuff, violence, language, angst, kinda rushed? hella angsty, the kids fight, idk i already forgot everything else, let me know if i missed anything.

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it was already months later, almost the last day of school and you are doing great.

you have almost all b’s, gone on more dates with casper, and you and your dads go mini golfing every weekend now since jake knows a guy.

you would lose every time though, and marc would laugh in your face when you fall to the ground while fake crying.

you would grab onto his leg and beg for a rematch but he would just say no.

and this all occurs in public with people recording you by the way. but then one of your dads yells at them to delete it while you’re still laying on the dirty ground while fake crying.

steven would then take you for ice cream so you were all better after all the madness that’s always bound to happen.

but right now.. its less fun.

you were stuck at the kitchen table with steven on a saturday studying for a big test coming up, and it’s worth 50% of your grade.

you hand your head in your hand while steven rambled about amino acids or some shit.

“…so they can build up your muscles even though you personally wouldn’t need any- are you listening to me?” he snaps his fingers in your face, making you flinch and glare at him.

“sorry- i- i just keep zoning out..” you start. “i can’t focus knowing my whole grade depends on this test” you run your hands down your face in frustration.

steven sighs, taking his glasses off. “how about we keep going for five more minutes.. and then we can take a break” he offers and you nod.

“so what did i just say?” he asks and you groan. 

“i don’t know, i wasn’t listening” you admit and he chuckles.

“i said that amino acids can build muscle, now write it down” he forces a pencil into your hand and shoves your notebook towards you.

you grumpily write it with all your other notes as steven puts his glasses back on.

you smile when you look over to him, seeing that he never bothered to take the hello kitty stickers off of them.

steven notices and smiles back. “break time, yeah?” he asks and you nod.

“i’m so sick of school” you groan, getting out of your chair and going into your room before coming back out with both the taweret plushie and the khonshu plushie.

steven sighs. “i know you’re sick of it, but you graduate in literally a week and a half” he starts. “you’re being too dramatic-“

“dramatic…?” you blink at him.

steven gets out of his chair to face you, with both plushies in your arms.

“you think i’m dramatic?” you put a hand to your heart, dropping the plushies to the ground and falling to your knees.

steven just stares down at you.

“how could you even say that?! you’re such a penis!” you yell at him, before breaking character and laughing.

steven raises an eyebrow before sighing tiredly. “very funny, now get up off the floor and you can go play on your phone for a bit” he says which makes you rush to the kitchen to grab it off the charger.

“gods, she’s making my hair turn grey-“ 

“don’t jinx it, looking like i’m thirty is what gets me tips from the ladies” jake interrupts as marc scoffs.

“yeah right, like you get ladies-“ marc laughs, and you listen to them bicker while you text casper.

you : come over rn

casper <3 : i can’t im at work :(

you : then quit 

casper <3 : bitch i need money i’ll come over tomorrow 

you : don’t call me a bitch unless you want your ass beat

casper <3 : oh no i’m so scared 

you : ok smart ass i’ll see you tomorrow 

casper <3 : okay i love you :)

you : i love you too stupid :)

you smile down at your phone as your three dads continue to argue as steven makes tea.

you begin scrolling through tiktok, when you see a vegan recipe come up. it was a cake recipe, so your put it in your favorites to make later. 

possibly in the middle of the night.

you stand up to approach steven to help with the tea when there’s a knock at the door, shocking all of you.

you raise an eyebrow and look to marc, who had fronted out of habit.

“i can get it” you mumble, going to open the door before marc pulls you away.

he puts a finger to his mouth into a signal to stay quiet. “go to your room, close the door, and do not come out until one of us gets you” he tells you quietly and you send him a worried look and nod shakily before doing so, closing your door and sitting against it, listening.

you shift so that your ear was against the door, and you make sure the cats were still sleeping on your bed.

you feel a nervous pit form in your stomach as you here parts of a tense conversation between marc and whoever was at the door. 

“is it really so bad that i come say hi?”

“yes, now get out of my house-“

“wait, those ain’t your stuffed animals are they? didn’t know you still had those” the mystery voice chuckles.

you could tell the voice was from a man, but you had no idea who.

“this is a bad time- now get out-“

“hang on a second.. i know it’s a bad time but it’s been a while”

you keep listening when pedro and luna decide to start bothering you, woken up from their nap.

“shit-“ you whisper, trying to get them to stop meowing at you.

“shhh- shut up-!” you whisper shout at them when you hear footsteps coming to the door.

“fuck fuck fuck fuck-“ you say a bit louder, holding both of the cats in your arms.

“i knew i heard a voice, now who’s in there?” the man asks and you can tell marc is anxious, but can’t do anything to remove the guy.

“nobody, just leave it alone. can we talk somewhere else-“

“now wait just a minute, we’ve known each other for years and you won’t tell me who’s in there? are they that embarrassing?” he jokes and you roll your eyes, setting the cats on the bed.

“no- she’s not embarrassing just- i didn’t want you to freak her out, you know how you get-“

marc is cut of by the man opening the door, making you look over in shock.

he was wearing dirty old boots and black jeans with a plain dark brown sweatshirt.

he makes eye contact with you and smiles, looking back at marc.

“is she yours? is she- is she your kid?” he asks excitedly and approaches you.

marc tries to stop him but the man reaches forward to hug you tightly before anyone could say anything.

you tense and stand still, looking at marc over the man’s shoulder.

“get off of her, frenchie” marc glares at him, so he lets go of the hug to just look at you.

“she don’t look like you” he says and you clear your throat.

“she’s adopted. now get out of her room” marc keeps a glare pointed at the man he called frenchie.

he waves his hand in marc’s face. “is she laylas?”

“no. get out-“ “why would you ask that after he just said i’m adopted?” you and marc say at the same time.

frenchie just tilts his head at you with a shrug. “just wonderin’”

you blink at the man. “so what’s your name then, little spector?”

“leave her alone dude-“

“marc- dad it’s fine” you sigh. “it’s y/n” you mumble and he gasps lightly.

“that’s a beautiful name-“

“okay that’s enough” marc drags the man out of your room by the collar of his sweatshirt.

“but marc i’m just tryna get to know her, she’s your kid for pete’s sake!” he exclaims in the kitchen as you peak out of your room to watch them.

“yeah dad, be nicer to your friend” you step out to join them in the kitchen.

“yeah marc, be nice to me. after all we’ve been through” he says dramatically.

you like this guy. he’s a lot like you.

“how do you even know each other?” you ask and they both go quiet, and marc gives you a shrug with pursed lips.

“..so you met when you were a mercenary?” you ask even though you already know the answer.

frenchie blinks a few times. “do you just tell her everything?” he sighs. “man she must be a good kid if you trust her with that information” he tells marc and he feels a sense of pride in his chest.

“well yeah, she’s my kid-“

“yeah i can tell” he starts. “i can see the resemblance. not physically but i can sense it” he tells both of you.

“kinda like that spider thing i saw on facebook- it’s like i just know things” he explains while you and marc make eye contact.

“okay well you’ve said hi so now you can go-“

“oh no, i have to stay here. lay low you know?” frenchie says and marc’s eyes widen, sputtering over his words. 

“you can’t stay here! it’s- it’s a school night and-“

“and what? if it were you i’d let you stay” frenchie retorts.

you look over at marc and shrug while he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose with his pointer finger and thumb.

“fine. you’re sleeping on the couch and you’re not going to be bothering my daughter” marc says sternly and frenchie crosses his heart with his fingers.

“another time perhaps-“ “no”

“come on, partner!” frenchie throws an arm around marc as he tenses up a tad. “i can be her cool uncle frenchie!”

“no”

you just pray for marc and retreat to your room where both your cats are laying on your pillow.

you sigh and stare at them, not wanting to move them and risk waking them up.

so you sigh and decide to just go to your dads room, laying in his bed with your plushies, waiting for him to join you since the weather is starting to get colder.

you eventually fell asleep and marc just stifled a laugh when he saw you taking up all the space in his bed.

he finally got frenchie to sleep on the couch so he was exhausted. 

he gently moved you so he could get on the bed to get a good nights sleep, not knowing he’s going to be totally pissed of in the morning.

~~~

you wake up to your alarm, and the smell of… bacon?

you open your eyes and see that marc was still fast asleep, which made you panic for a second before remembering marc’s ‘friend’, frenchie was still here.

after getting out of bed and sneaking off to your room to get dressed, you head out to the kitchen to see marc still half-asleep and glaring at frenchie as he cooks bacon and some for of omelettes.

you blink a few times before going to the bathroom to brush your teeth and take your medicine, texting casper your regular ‘good morning baby girl’ message and going back out into the kitchen.

it’s a little weird when he didn’t answer right away like he usually does, but maybe he was busy at the moment.

you walk into the kitchen and sat next to marc at the table, nudging his side with your elbow.

he looks to you with a raised brow. “what’s wrong?” you ask, already knowing the answer.

“the fucker is using my stuff. without asking” he says grumpily and you sigh.

“come on dad, he’s your friend right?”

“jakes friend-“

“he said he’d do the same for you-“

“he doesn’t have a kid at home” marc argues and that’s when frenchie approaches, putting three plates down.

“actually, i do” he says, shocking marc. “wife and two kids, one on the way”

“i didn’t mean it like that-“

“i know” frenchie smiles at marc and sits down, digging into his food, and you do the same.

“wow, this is great” you mumble and frenchie laughs.

“glad you think so” he smiles at you. that was when you finally got a text back, which just read ‘morning.’ 

with a period on the end. uh oh.

you furrowed your brows and left it alone, hoping to talk to him a school like a normal person.

~~~

marc sent you on your way after breakfast, and frenchie ended up giving you a hug even though marc was screaming at him to leave you alone.

you just laughed it off and left.

you meet casper in your usual spot and notice he’s more tense than usual.

“hey.. you okay..?” you approach carefully, not to set him off.

he just nods and starts walking in the direction of the school, making you jog to catch up to him.

“are you sure? you can talk to me, you know..” you offer and he just sighs before his eyes dart to you, red around the rims.

“he hit her” he mumbles and you both stop walking.

“…wh-what..?” you start. “who are you talking about-“

“my dad, y/n. he hit my mother” he tells you tensely and you move closer to him.

“you don’t have to explain anything.. but i really think you should tell someone- they can help you” you offer.

“no. my mom still can’t find a job snd allison is scared out of her mind- she- she saw it y/n, she saw him hit her!” he exclaims and you nod, taking his hands in yours and moving to the side of the walkway.

“casper, we know somebody who could help you, we can give you all a home where your dad won’t be with you- and you won’t even have to worry about paying-“

“we can’t- why cant you just understand?!” he begins, startling you with his shouting. “all he has to do is say the word and it would ruin our lives! he has too much power over her! my mother is scared- too scared to even leave the house!”

“casper please calm down, we can help you guys-“

he laughs bitterly. “no- you- you can’t help us, for once you just.. can’t” he scoffs and starts walking towards the school again. 

“wait- just let me explain how we can-“

“no. i am done talking to you. just- give me some space, alright?”

“why don’t you ease up a bit?”

“ease up..?” he stops to turn around to face you. “you have no idea how i feel right now-“

“oh my god- you know every single little detail about me, and you’re seriously telling me that i don’t know how you feel?!” you shout back.

he scoffs again. “no. because before a year ago you didn’t even have parents” he says, and the look on his face makes it seem like he regretted saying that completely.

you stand still and tears gather in your eyes. “..you’re fucking joking right now..” you say more to yourself than to him.

“y/n i’m sorry- i just-“

“no i know.. it.. you’re just stressed. i get it” you let out a sad laugh. “you just said what you had to so that you could feel better about yourself”

“i’m serious! i didn’t mean it!” he approaches you but you take a step back.

“i hope you’re fucking happy with yourself right now” you send a slight glare to casper as you pass him, speed walking to school.

it was going to be a long day.

and khonshu..

he saw all of it.

~~~

you got home that night in a terrible mood.

you walked back all by yourself because you were still angry at casper, and you knew that your dads would be asking what was wrong until you told them.

you arrive in the elevator and sniff as you press your floors buttons, trying your hardest not to cry.

immediately after opening your door you burst out in tears, jake coming to you while you hug him.

“mi vida- what happened?! are you okay?!” he asks in a rush, snaking his hands around your waist to hug you back.

“w-we got in a fight-!” you sob.

“okay.. okay its- it’s okay” he assures you, looking to marc who was glaring out the window from the mirror.

“i- i know he didn’t m-mean it but-“ 

“hey, cariño” jake starts, leaning back to wipe your tears from your face gently. “what happened? can you tell us..?” he asks and you nod, taking a few deep breaths.

“he- his dad hit grace, and i told him we could- we could help but he got mad saying he doesn’t n-need help and he said something about me not having parents until you guys a-and i haven’t talked to him since” you rush out before breaking into sobs again.

jake let’s go of you to get you a box of tissues while you sit down on the couch.

you cry into a tissue as jake stares at marc in the mirror on the coffee table.

“i think we need to have a talk with the harts..”

jake nods. 

“again”

~~~ A/N - im so so sorry that i haven’t posted in a while i’m just going through mega writers block and i’m actually getting my tonsils out in a month so i’ll have more writing time lol. i miss all of you so much, and i hope to see you all soon. :) with much love, v.

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[justasecretwriter]

H-Hi um… I just th-thought of another request… um… could you do one w-where reader and Loki have b-been together for a w-while and she still is kind of… clingy with him. L-Loki adores it obviously but when someone makes a c-comment about readers clinginess (b-be it a person who is mad that Loki ch-chose reader of them or something) L-Loki immediately shuts them down. He’s more p-pissed than reader is and she just smiles a-and…… th-thanks him and makes him f-feel better in the b-best possible way… I h-hope you had a g-good day ☺️

-🧁 Cupcake Anon

Giggles (Loki x Reader)

Title | Giggles

Summary | Reader and Loki have been together for a little over a year, but she still loves clinging to him, and he loves letting her, and always brightening her day by making her giggle. But some bitches people don't appreciate her clinginess, so obviously, Loki puts them right in their fucking place corrects them. 

Pairings | Loki Laufeyson x Female Reader

Genre | Fluff, Slight Angst

Story Warnings/Kinks | Cursing, Bullying, Shyness, Mentions of Sex, Mentions of Bullying, Fucking Sharon

Translations | None. 

Author's Note | To start this author's note as I have for the last few fics, I am so sorry this took so long and I'm also sorry it's short, I would normally not skip over the smut but this one felt too soft and sweet to make it dirty, you know? I hope you love it, my lovie dovie. I hope this sends some healing powers your way to help with your injuries. You're in my thoughts and I love you and I'd kill a bitch for you just FYI.

Words | 996 (drabble?)

"Perhaps it is just because you are simply the most beautiful creature I've ever come across?" His words sent her cheeks into a frenzy of blush as she giggled and snuggled further into his side. 

Asking Loki why he loved her was Y/N's favorite activity. His answers always resembled this one, and always made her feel giddy and amazing. Never a confident person, Y/N required constant validation and Loki was never shy to comply with her needs. 

They were snuggled up in the common room on a Friday night, watching movies and giggling like teenagers. They both brought out a side to the other that no one had ever seen before. Loki loosened up and laughed, allowing himself to relax. Y/N was finally confident enough to be herself around someone, letting herself giggle and talk without fear of being shut down or silenced. 

Their Friday movie nights were regular, any Friday when they weren't on missions, you could find them snuggling on the couch, completely ignoring the movie and showering each other in affection. The nights usually ended in a fit of giggles when Loki hoisted her into his arms and carried her off to their shared bedroom for even more fun. 

They hadn't reached that point in their night yet, but their movie was long forgotten as she snuggled in his lap and played with his long hair. 

"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." She whispered, watching as his cheeks turned a charming shade of pink and he dodged her eyes. For someone so good at giving compliments, he never knew how to accept them properly. 

"As are you, darling." He murmured, kissing the crown of her head. "Marry me," 

Now she was rolling her eyes. He asked her to marry him at least ten times a day, and every time she reminded him that they'd only been together for a year, and she was not ready to get married yet. 

She knew he wasn't completely serious, and he knew that he had to keep saying it now because of how brightly she smiled every time he said it. Loki had a deep belief that Y/N didn't smile enough, and found it was his personal mission in life to fix that. 

Reminded of that at the moment, he ducked down quickly and latched his lips onto her neck, sending her into yet another fit of giggles and squeals. Playfully trying to push him off of her, Y/N repeated, "Mercy, mercy! I surrender!" 

Laughing, he kissed her lips and pulled her closer. "Did you know that I lo–"

"Oh look," They both pulled back at the sharp voice which entered the room. The blonde standing in the doorway with Steve appearing behind her was the only thing that could make Y/N shrink back into the person she used to be before Loki. The bullied down and quiet girl that Loki saved from utter silence. 

"It's the prince and the damsel," She mocked. "Are you always this clingy Y/N? What am I kidding, of course, you are, you never leave his side." 

"Fuck off, Sharon," Loki growled, surprising everyone now in the room. 

Sharon looked hurt before scoffing and turning on her heels to leave the room. Apparently, long before Y/N had joined the team and met Loki, he had turned down Sharon's advances and ultimately told her that he'd rather die than court someone of the likes of her. 

Once everyone was cleared from the room, Loki looked down at Y/N to make sure Sharon's words hadn't affected her too much or hurt her in a way that Loki's heart couldn't bear to see. Instead of being met with some shy eyes or even tears, he saw her smiling and staring at him in awe. 

"What?" He asked, his voice gentle to avoid eruption. 

"Thank you," She whispered, her voice soft as the wind. 

"Of course, darling." He seemed confused as to why she was so appreciative. It wasn't like he didn't defend her against their awful colleagues daily. This time though, it seemed to soften her some. 

"I love you," She blurted out, pushing her lips into his and wrapping her arms around his neck. He didn't get a chance to repeat her words until hours later that night when she finally quit kissing him, but as soon as he did repeat them, she blushed like fire and pulled the blankets of their bed up to her face, trying to hide. 

You'd think she'd realize how silly it was to try and hide after hours of sex with this man, but try she did nonetheless. 

"I will never not love you, Y/N." He whispered, kissing her hair and lying beside her, still trying to catch his breath. "And I will never choose someone over you, let alone that evil bitch Sharon." 

And that again sent her into a fit of giggles.

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[acernor]

Mmmmmmmmm delicious idea - LQG voluntarily going to bingqiu for ahem medical treatment???? Will savor the thought 🙏👀🔥🔥SQQ's brain exploding while gently raising fan to face and saying, of course we are willing to help, shidi *silent screaming*

just for u, anon- laid to rest sequel opening bits:

Luo Binghe senses the approach of turbulent spiritual energy long before the knock on the door comes. His scowl deepens; obviously he won't shy away from answering the door while his shizun is off peak, but he doesn't like the nerve of whoever this is- flying straight to Shen Qingqiu's home like they have the right to demand an audience.

He wrenches the door open, expression smoothed into flat professionalism, just in time to catch the white-clad arm that falls, open-palmed and weak, through the doorway. The source of unknown, riotous spiritual energy is leaning heavily on the door frame, eyes closed and chest rising and falling in gasps.

"Liu Qingge?" Luo Binghe says, startled into breaking his mask of politeness. Liu Qingge opens his eyes, lips parted and face dark with a furious flush; his arm hangs, limp, in Luo Binghe's grasp. "What's wrong with you?"

Luo Binghe slides his fingers under the loose circle of white on Liu Qingge's wrist, wrapping around his pulse as he awakens the blood parasites inside him. He'd let them go dormant over the past year, ever since that first explosive coupling; Liu Qingge hadn't evidenced any interest in retreating the experiment, despite Shen Qingqiu's obvious… curiosity. Now, he finds Liu Qingge's body burning hot, flooded with chemicals that are…

Ah.

"You said to come to you," Liu Qingge grits out, not answering the question. Luo Binghe's body goes a little bit hot, warm pleasure rising to his cheeks.

"So you came here?" he says, frowning despite his internal satisfaction. He adjusts his grip to support Liu Qingge's weight. "When were you poisoned?"

"I don't know. I flew," Liu Qingge says vaguely, head lolling to the side to rest against the door frame again. There's a long pause, as he seems to consider the question. "Last night."

"Shishu," Luo Binghe says, stepping closer and placing a cautious hand on Liu Qingge's waist. It's warm, even through his robes; Liu Qingge's lips part on a sharp inhale. "It's midday. You traveled like this?"

"You said-" Liu Qingge says, rolling his head against the doorframe. Possessive warmth rises in Luo Binghe's body. The sharp corner of the wood can't be comfortable.

"Come inside," he says, wrapping his arm around Liu Qingge's waist in preparation to support his weight. When he guides Liu Qingge away from the lintel he stumbles, as expected; Luo Binghe pulls him into his chest, skin prickling all over at the smell of his hair. It's warm and elegant, reminiscent of when they…

Liu Qingge moans as Luo Binghe's hand rubs at his side.

"You came here for us to take care of you?" Luo Binghe says, gently closing the door behind them. "Shizun's not here, though. What do you want to do?"

"You-" Liu Qingge gets out, opening his eyes to look up at Luo Binghe.

The expression on his face is so unfamiliar it freezes Luo Binghe in place. Even when they… assisted Liu Qingge, before, there was always an edge of sharpness to his expression; a wariness, an attempt to hold back. This Liu Qingge is hazy-eyed, so flushed he looks unwell. The red extends all the way down his neck under his robes, and his hands are clinging to Luo Binghe's clothing as if in supplication. His breathing is unever; his spiritual energy is wildly out of control.

"You need it, don't you?" Luo Binghe says quietly, pulling Liu Qingge a little more firmly against himself. Liu Qingge shudders, body pressing itself closer as his long eyelashes flutter, face so near to Luo Binghe's. "What do you think? It's just me here. Can you stand to take it without shizun to distract you?"

Liu Qingge's back arches as Luo Binghe's fingers drag up it, pressing his hips forward into Luo Binghe's body; he drops his head to Luo Binghe's shoulder, leaning his temple against Luo Binghe's neck as he pants. Embers of heat flare in Luo Binghe at the press of his hot skin, his uneven breaths.

"Just-" Liu Qingge begins, and Luo Binghe doesn't make him say more; with no further words spoken, he pushes Liu Qingge down onto the daybed.

#bingliushen #bingliu #scum villain #liu qingge #luo binghe #svsss

[spaciebabie]

ANYTHING ABT THEM, I WANT BIBLICALLY ACCURATE LUNITICS DUMP ON ME

(Fanfic anon)

(imma b honest this is the first time I've thought deeply abt their characters beyond the ass jokes so these characters are likely ta evolve as i draw em more. my characters just tend ta write themselves yk yk?)

first off: the lunatics use they/he pronouns!

first thing that came ta my mind was that luni drives an old run down car that's got a ton of scratches n dents, but they've had it for years n they're an incredible mechanic so-

luni was a car mechanic b4 getting a job at the pizzaplex and was a little intimidated and shocked when they got the job! even though they're good at what they do, they have a little bit of imposter syndrome at times. he's a little shy, modest guy, but extremely extroverted! once he gets comfy all bets are off

tic went ta college. they went HAM. they had the goal ta work at fazbear inc b/c of how advanced their tech is! they can b a bit egotistical at times, they def think they're that shit and they have the skills ta back it up. literal science genius. he's an introvert, but he's really out there n likes ta get in ppls face. he relishes in the fact that he can creep ppl out

luni was at the pizzaplex first b4 tic came along. now, while luni is shy at times, he's not gonna take shit from NOBODY n tic was a little bit (a lot)rude ta him at first. something something...."I'm way better at my job than you why are you even here?" and so the rivalry began :)

yeah that's right!!!! rivals ta lovers!!! hoh yeah baby!!!!

they go thru some competitive stuff a la: who can fix the animatronics faster? who can do the most repairs? who can come up with the best upgrades? and it just kept going n going till they both ranked up enough in fazbear inc ta where they get paid BUCKET LOADS of money. like. these guys are LOADED. fazbear inc pays them WELL.

eventually, they get ta a point where they've both reached their peak and there was nowhere else left ta go. they're forced ta work on equal ground n get ta know each other beyond the rivalry n end up crushing on each other :3

as they get ta know each other they realize that they share similar interests in loving memey n cursed shit. HR is fucking suffering b/c they're tryna keep the pizzaplex afloat w/all the "incidents" that keep happening that they literally don't care what any of the employees are doing as long as they're doing their jobs. the lunatics at this point are valued members of the fazbear inc team n so they basically become untouchable b/c of how good they are.

that also means they're often left w/nothin ta do since the robots last p long between repairs. so bored one day, tic gets a funny idea. "what if we glued asses onto the bots?" luni laughs and the rest is history.

#LOOOOOOREEEE #spacie splains #the lunatics #IM YELLING ABOUT THEM #au: fnaf ass hell #fnaf ass hell #HR could not care less #the butts make the kids laugh so they dont care as long as ppl aren't tryin ta fuck the bots (y/n 👀) #they're both nerodivergent at least one of em has autism #very very rough ideas on the lunatics!!! #again they will evolve w/time dont b surprised if they're different awhile from now #gotta toss em around in a salad bowl n put them in ✨ situations ✨ #y/n is there at some point. they're there b4 the butt stuff and get ta watch that shit unfold #LET ME KNOW IF YA WANNA KNO MORE

[ghouljams]

Hey Ghoul! It’s shy anon again but this time it’s not to share brain rot (don’t worry the worms are squirming around, something will come out soon).

It was more of a question/ asking for advice thing. I really like your style of blog, the blorbo-based and not-fully-specified-timeline kind of writing because i also have adhd and it’s kind of how my brain produces stories if that makes sense.

I’ve been on a back and forth with myself for a while about maybe starting a blorbo account and write my own stuff. But stuff always gets in the way when i’m about to start it and then, by the time i could do it insecurity creeps in and i end up not doing anything. (that’s why i’m always kind of nervous to send asks as well)

So anyway, i guess i kind of wanted to ask how did you start the blorbo style? any tips to like keep consistent or anything like that?

As always, no pressure to answer and totally feel free to ignore this. Hope i can send a new anon soon with even more brain rot.

Good questions, good questions

I don't know if I have good answers...

I guess I just made a post. That's literally it. I already had this side blog which I had previously posted my nsfw art on, but I hadn't used it in forever and it was already customized so I just scrapped my art posts and popped a post with my stupid CoD thoughts down. Then I just posted again because I had more thoughts. It was all very off the cuff. I had no stories planned or any real direction I wanted to go it. I just had thoughts(tm) and worms wriggling in my brain, and I had to get them out somehow so I posted them on tumblr rather than letting them languish in my notes app.

This was also lowkey me trying to exposure therapy myself into getting comfortable posting my writing again. I had a long form fic that I'd written several chapters for and was considering posting, but didn't have the confidence because a. I hadn't posted fic in 4 years and b. it was oc fic.

I guess my tip on keeping consistent is to just always be writing. Posting is whatever, I post when I finish something, but I'm literally always writing. I write in my head if I can't type and write in my notes app if I'm away from my computer. I am always writing or thinking about writing. Like you said my style is very go with the flow, my timelines jump around and I don't publish traditional fic chapters, it fits better with my brain to be able to move around between different stories. I wouldn't be able to do this anywhere but tumblr(thank you tumblr I love you tumblr) and I did not go into this with any intention of doing anything but talking about cowboys.

My advice is to have fun and be yourself. The rest will follow.

#ghoul speaks

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Let’s say for whatever reason Bella doesn’t heed Edwards warnings about Jasper, for whatever reason, be it out of spite, curiosity or her misreading Jaspers distance in a different way. Maybe he’s just shy, yes that must be it. The more Edward insists otherwise the more curious/ determine she becomes. What happens then? Assuming Jasper doesn’t ignore her attempts at friendship or straight up eats her.

Anon, why do I have the strangest feeling that what you really want out of this is a Jasper/Bella fic?

As usual, my advice is to go and write the Jasper/Bella fic. You'll feel a lot happier than whatever I'm going to give you, I'm sure.

(I also like that Jasper's not allowed to eat her or ignore her even though these are by far the most likely outcomes.)

Edward Gives Jasper the Talk

Edward doesn't know the universe forbids Jasper from either ignoring Bella or eating her. I his eyes, there's a good chance his girlfriend's about to become Jasper's lunch.

Moreover, Jasper is the last person Edward wants Bella talking to. Jasper's lived the full vampire experience, of not only eating people, but turning and murdering fellow vampires for decades and fighting over territory. Edward is not at all at ease with Jasper's backstory and doesn't want Bella talking to him and potentially realizing just how dangerous and monstrous vampires really are. Not to mention that Edward just doesn't like Jasper or trust him.

Edward tells Jasper to back the fuck off.

No, Edward doesn't care if Bella would find it weird/keeps bothering Jasper no matter how much distance Jasper tries to put between them. Jasper can go take a vacation somewhere for a few months/years/however long this thing goes on.

Jasper, of course, then realizes that Edward intends to dump Bella Swan at some mysterious point. Could be a few weeks from now, could be at the end of high school. But it's very clear that Bella Swan's not getting turned and that Edward doesn't expect this to last more than a few years.

Jasper brings up why Edward isn't dumping Bella now and making it clear, up front, that they don't have a future together (would certainly save Jasper a lot of trouble).

Edward throws a hissy fit that doesn't make much sense but boils down to making the most of the time he and Bella do have together and that Edward... isn't emotionally strong enough to live without her yet. BUT HE WILL BE. SOON.

Jasper...

Does not see this going well.

Especially as Alice is convinced that, sooner or later, Bella will be a vampire which means that... Edward's plan isn't going to work.

Jasper Keeper of Secrets and Possible Homewrecker

Well, Bella's still convinced Jasper is her super cool friend (he's not, she just won't leave.) Unfortunately, Jasper now knows something Bella doesn't: Edward plans to dump her any minute now.

And Bella keeps talking about trying to get to know the family better (which is why she claims she's around him all the time), and wanting to really understand this family and be a part of it. Bella, very clearly, thinks Edward's not going to dump her or else will turn her into a vampire.

Any minute now.

More, Jasper realizes that the more time Bella's spending with him is less time she's spending with Edward. And she... Doesn't seem to realize that this is a problem and perhaps a very large red flag in her relationship with Edward.

You shouldn't be dumping your boyfriend to hang out with your boyfriend's scary brother.

Especially when said boyfriend is now very much noticing and getting very very angry and accusatory.

Jasper cracks like an egg.

He tells Bella that a) Edward has no long term plans for their relationship and has no intention of ever turning her into a vampire and will probably dump her come graduation b) if she's serious about dating Edward then she needs to actually spend time with Edward.

Bella is Shocked, Simply Shocked!

Bella somehow did not see this coming.

She loves Edward! How could Edward not know that? And he keeps saying he can't live without her but now Jasper is telling her that he can and that he plans to? Is Bella just some... temporary distraction?

Jasper realizes in horror that he's caused the breakup to happen as Bella sobs next to him (entirely too close and delicious smelling) saying that she should just get it over with so Edward can move on to Tanya and she always knew it was too good to be true!

Edward was just being nice to her!

This whole time!

Before Jasper can stop it, Bella dumps Edward with the "it's not you, it's me" speech and prepares to enter the rest of her life of miserable spinsterhood.

And all hell breaks loose.

You Better Fix This, Jasper!

Alice tells Jasper he better fix his own goddamn mess because he's just lost her her sister and best friend and Edward's wife all because he couldn't keep his stupid mouth closed.

Jasper feels genuinely horrible but legitimately doesn't understand. He was only being honest and telling Bella what Edward intended to do but hadn't had the courage to tell her yet. Surely, for a good relationship, they should be honest with each other.

Alice tells him that this is great, and all, except Edward wasn't being honest with himself either. He wants to dump Bella, but he can't, and he never will really be able to, so all Jasper did was cause a lot of drama about nothing and FIX THIS HUBBY! FIX THIS NOW!

Edward, of course, is livid about all of this and does not take it well when Jasper points out, again, that he was just telling Bella what Edward had told him and clearing the air. Why is this a problem?

Edward accuses Jasper of wanting Bella for himself. HE KNOWS SHE SMELLS DELICIOUS.

(Jasper can't even. He can't.)

Jasper, not sure what's even happening, goes to fix his mess and convince Bella that Edward was never actually going to dump her and the pair are hopelessly in love.

He Can't Do It

In the course of this, Jasper learns that Bella wasn't in love with Edward. She thinks she is, of course, but she doesn't even know Edward's favorite color. Turns out, she knows jack shit about Edward, and seems to have a minimal grasp on his personality.

Every part she lists off that she likes is essentially "vampire" and "pays attention to me"

Oh good god, Jasper thinks to himself.

He can't get these two back together.

Because Edward thinks Bella is genuinely in love with him. It would break him, if he finds out that Edward could pretty much be replaced with any single vampire who pays her any mind. It would be... so bad.

And if they turn her? What if she gets turned, she and Edward get married, and Alice gets her best friend and then all of them find out that Bella has no idea who any of these people even are? What if they all find out then after it's much too late?

It would be a disaster.

Jasper cannot get these two back together.

It Gets Worse

Jasper has to break the news to the family but...

He's learned that honesty is not the best policy. And he thinks Bella's young and stupid, and apparently very into the vampire aesthetic, but she's not necessarily a bad person.

It's not her fault she has a crush on Edward and doesn't realize it's only a crush.

So he... lies.

He tells the family that he agrees with Edward. That this is the best ending for Bella. She has a... bit of a messy break up now, but it's of her own accord, she'll have a human future, and she'll move on.

Edward does not take this well.

Especially as, deep down, he knows that Jasper's repeating his own arguments back to him. Turns out, it's very different when someone else says them as opposed to Edward saying them.

Edward throws a fit and accuses Jasper of just wanting to see him miserable and unhappy because he's jealous of Edward's control.

(Jasper still can't even)

He knows that Jasper's hiding something about this.

(Jasper's not about to admit that it's that Bella doesn't love him and is desperately blocking out that information.)

Edward becomes determined to win Bella back so that... he can dump her... later... on his own terms...

And sometime during this Jasper realizes, to his horror, that Edward doesn't love Bella either. He, in fact, is doing the same damn thing as Bella herself and seems to know next to nothing about her and just... likes how she smells. A lot.

Holy Jesus, Jasper thinks, what a mess.

It Gets Even Worse

In all this time, Jasper finds himself running between Bella and Edward, and feeling very guilty hangs out with Bella during the breakup. This unwittingly casts him into the role of Jacob Black, where he becomes Bella's source of validation.

Bella develops a crush on Jasper.

Now Alice is very upset with Jasper, accusing him of doing this on purpose, and ruining the entire family. She's so upset, in fact, that she claims there's no way out AND HE MIGHT AS WELL JUST DATE BELLA IF HE LIKES HER SO MUCH.

(He doesn't, he barely knows Bella, she seems nice and all, but this is all very fast and what is even happening?)

Edward comes to see Jasper as his most hated and sneaky rival and I imagine challenges him to a duel. Jasper, hoping to get this over with, wins very quickly.

He shouldn't have done that.

The Cullens as a unit implode. There's much nonsense and drama. And at the end of the day, I imagine Bella's turned anyway, perhaps because of the James fiasco, and Jasper finds himself suddenly married to Bella because everyone's decided he's married to Bella.

He has no idea what's even happening.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #jasper whitlock #bella swan #edward cullen #alice cullen #jasper/bella #twilight shipping #meta #headcanon #opinion #shipping

[underoospeterparker]

hello, can i participate in your celebration? congrats on 300 followers!

🍩 i’m 5’2, 5’3 on a good day. on the skinny lean side, i like wearing tops that show off my neck and shoulders as well as fluffy things :) i have dark brown hair and eyes, pale olive skin, and i really like spicy and savoury food. i can’t succeed at any ball games, but i enjoy dance and working with animals. i’m quite introverted until i get adopted by an extrovert, and i really like physical touch and acts of service love languages. i love flowers especially pink roses and blue hydrangeas, and recently i’m into doing cool stuff like volunteering at an adoption centre and rock climbing with my friends. i tend to finish up my work way before the deadline, and i can’t do math. i’m recently swamped with work at school and trying my best to expand my circle even though i’m really shy at gatherings. oh and i really like the colour gold and pink even though i’m a silver girly.

thank you!

welcome to my 300 celebration! you are anon 1

i ship you with remus lupin!

a. your love languages- remus loves it when you give him gifts; it's definitely your love language for him. and you like physical touch, as well as words of affirmation:

you knocked on your boyfriend's door and was rewarded with a soft, "come in." "hi, rem," you smiled, closing the door behind you and jumping into his arms, gift bag set down on his bed. he was inside the covers, reading a book. the full moon was last night, he was still exhausted. remus returned your happy smile, murmuring, "i missed you. how was your day, baby?" you pulled away from him slightly, just enough for you to reach towards the bag you'd left on his blanket. "it was good," you responded, fumbling with the bag as a blush formed on your face. "i got you this. since you couldn't come to hogsmeade." remus's face brightened as you handed him the bag. he looked inside, surprised to find his favourite chocolates with a pretty pink bow tied to them. "aw, sweetheart," he pulled you in for a kiss. "thank you. i love you so much." you curled up to his side as he wrapped an arm around you, happy to be in his embrace. "you're welcome."

b. waking up with remus:

"good morning," he sighed, pulling you closer to his chest, if that was even remotely possible. today had been the first day in ages that the two of you had finally gotten a break and could spend the night together. while he pressed a kiss to the crown of your head, he said, "how's my pretty girl doing today?" burying your head into his sweater to hide your blush, you mumbled something unintelligible. "what was that, sweetheart?" he asked, amused about how he could still make you shy after dating for so long. "use your words." "'m good," you said, slightly louder. "how'd you sleep?" with a huge smile on his face, remus responded, "better than i have in weeks."

c. remus helping you study:

"just don't get it, rem," you whined, starting to doodle on your page. "the calculations are so confusing." he pushed his chair closer to you and leaned over your work. "hey," he said, realising something. "you got that one correct!" "really?" your face brightened as you checked his notebook. "the answer's 47.5?" your boyfriend's face went blank. "47.5?" he murmured. "i thought you got 6.5," he murmured, flipping through his pages. "oops," he realised his mistake. "i read it wrong. sorry, sweetheart." you stared at him, glaring angrily before the two of you burst out laughing, clutching at each other to keep from falling off your chairs. "i'm really bad at this, aren't i?" you said, serious again. remus winced, reaching for your hand. "it's okay, honey," he said. "you're good at everything else."

#remus lupin fic #remus x you #remus lupin x reader #remus x reader #remus fluff #remus lupin #remus lupin x y/n #remus lupin drabble #remus lupin x you #remus lupin imagine #remus lupin fanfiction #300 celebration #300 followers #the marauders #marauders era #fluff

[padfootagain]

Comeback event !

Hello everyone! To celebrate my comeback on tumblr, we’re going to have a little event! I asked for your opinions, and you wanted me to do a prompt/AU event, so here we go!!

Carole, what is this all about?

The idea is simple: you can make a request for a character I write for (the list of characters is under the cut) by choosing a prompt in the lists that are (also) under the cut. You can add specific details if you have a more precise idea (but please, remember that I do not write nsfw content). In the coming weeks, I’ll write all your requests! I will accept a maximum of 10 requests, or as many requests as I will have received in the next 36 hours, depending on how many requests are submitted! The requests for this event will thus be open between today (March 22 2023) and tomorrow (March 23 2023).

How do we request a fic?

You can request a fic by sending me a message through my inbox. I will not accept requests sent through private messages because it is very difficult for me to keep track of them that way. You can, however, request a fic on or off anon. So if you’re a little shy, don’t hesitate to send me an anonymous ask!

You must choose a character in the list under the cut, for whom I will write a one-shot using the prompt you have chosen (the list is also under the cut). You can write down only the letter/number corresponding to the prompt you’ve chosen instead of copying them in full if it’s easier for you. You can choose an AU or a trope or an AU and a trope. You can also add whether you would prefer some fluff, angst or hurt/comfort.

You can include additional details if you have a specific idea and want to see it included in the fic ; however, I can reject a request if I don’t feel comfortable with the details you’ve added.

Your request must thus include :

A character from the list below

A prompt from the list below

The combinations for the prompts can be :

An AU only

A trope only

An AU + a trope

For example, you can request :

Caspian, modern AU

OR Caspian, Friends to lovers

OR Caspian, modern AU, Friends to lovers

If you have any questions regarding the event, don’t hesitate to ask me! Also, a little nice word in the request is always nice, don’t forget to at least say ‘hi’ :)

I hope you have fun with this event! I can’t wait to see the combinations you will choose!

Thank you all for your support! Have a lovely day! :)

Characters :

Ben Barnes

Caspian

Ryan Brenner

Logan Delos

Sam Adams (Ben Barnes’s character)

Sirius Black

Blackinnon

Remus Lupin

Jily

Poe Dameron

Cassian Andor

Jyn Erso

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ahsoka Tano

Ineffable Husbands

AUs :

a) Modern AU

b) Florist/ tattoo artist AU

c) Soulmates AU

d) Neighbours AU

e) Roommates AU

f) Historical AU

g) Professor AU

h) Bookshop or library AU

i) Bodyguard AU

j) Coffeeshop AU

k) College AU

l) Artist AU

m) Royalty AU

n) Coworkers AU

o) Parents AU

Tropes :

Only one bed

Road trip

Caught in a snowstorm

Friends to lovers

Mutual pinning

Enemies to lovers

Idiots in love

Angry love confession

Established relationship

Drunken confession

Wounded character leads to confession

Rivals to lovers

Fake dating

Secret dating 

Arranged marriage

Domestic bliss

Jealousy angst with a happy ending

Poorly-timed confession

Friends with benefits to lovers

Forbidden love

Highly romantic dance scene

Oh… oh no…

Wrong time to right time

"I'm not good enough for you."

Miscommunication

Heard the confession spoken when the other thought they were asleep

Arranged date

Almost kissing (to actually kissing?)

Kissing under the rain

"Please, don't leave…"

#event #comeback event #tropes #Aus event #prompts #prompts event

[mikkokomori]

Ok so uh since another anon is already going with the siblings AU, I might as well, uh, put in mine lmao

OK so big siblings AU: Suzuki Family: Mori- B I G Brother: 24 yrs old Mari- Beeg Sister: 19 yrs old Sunny/Haru: Second youngest brother: 16 Omori/Komori: Smol bro: 12

Rodriguez Family: Hero- Big Bro: 19 Kelsey/Kelvin twins (Both are called Kel jokingly to mess up everyone): 16 Sally- Precious girl: 12

Greene Family: Rowan: Chad Bro: 24 Basil/Daisy Twins (Adorb): 16

Williams Family: Andrew- Gangster Bro: 24 (He's betabrey) Aubrey- The OG Aubrey: 16 Aubrie- Youngest sister (Usually gets confused with her older sis): 12

I hope this isn't too long oooooof

Mori: Just a chill dude that got shat on by his dad, and had to recover his memories from scratch, slowly having his nature rusted due to not feeling a need to express it. When he came back home, doe, he didn't have any difficulties coming back to his old self. He prefers to give everyone a chance.

Rowan: A guy that started off shy and naive, but was sick of life from all the unreasonable hatred he was getting, especially after something happened. He's a lot like Aubrey, acting all rough outside, but he's not a bad guy inside, shown very well to the few that he's close to. The difference is that he's truly rough to strangers, and not just trying to show off like Aubrey (no insults to her oof). He doesn't trust a lot of people, but tries to do so nonetheless.

Andrew: A guy that got enough of his shitty family along with all the legal bullshit and left to embrace life by the streets. Started off paranoid and lost, due to being a lot like his sister before the incident happened, but also like Aubrey, he adapted to the circumstances. Unlike the other two, he doesn't grow attached to anyone at all and tends to part ways quickly. To add up to that, he had grown to be unlikable, cold-blooded, and constantly distrustful of everything over the years. Mori and Rowan, especially the latter, however, understood why and decided to be friends with him nonetheless.

So we legit have the Pillar Men from JoJo and Sunburn^2 >:D

Forgor to add, Rowan in the AU of mine is not like, if not, completely opposite to Basil lmao. He's legit jacked.

Andrew is pretty built too, but it's a more natural thing from all his time city hopping and playing Yakuza irl

So yeah sorry for this 2nd msg oof ;-;

I hope ye enjoy this humble concept miko, still love your art :pog:

THANK YOU ANON............ I GREATLY APPRECIATE YOU AND YOUR AU AS WELL.......

Second part of the ask though got me like *lip bite*/j

ANYWAYS AHAHAHA I get the feeling I'm stupid that I don't understand some of the sibling names, unless if that was just your way to differentiate them GDHDHD but anyways!!!! Enjoy!!

I swear to god if no one has small puppy crushes on them then WHAT'S THE POINT/j

#Omori Big Siblings AU #omori #omori sunny #omori basil #omori mari #omori aubrey #omori hero #omori kel #omori rowan #omoboy #anon asks #omori fanart #mikos art #miko panta #miko talks #miko talks lol

[madame-fear]

omg omg I just read the DK Jonathan marriage headcanons it's so CUUUUUTEEE🥺🥺 Would it b ok if I requested the same but for Gotham Jonathan? thanks 💞💞

Hellooo anon!! Thank you so so much and glad you liked the HCs! Also, of course, that's absolutely ok! 🥰💞 Here it goes! Happy reading, dear ❤

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Gotham!Jonathan Crane x Fem!Reader | Marriage Headcanons

Much like with DK!Jonathan, everyone around him would be surprised that he's married. Don't worry, he's also shocked as well.

He would be very nervous at first, he never thought he'd actually get this far in a relationship.

He always thought of himself as the most unlovable person in the world, but you proved to him that there's someone that truly cares and loves him...so that's more than enough for him.

He would try to keep it a secret, only because he really doesn't want to involve you with his Scarecrow things. The only ones who really know about your engagement are his gang and the Legion of Horribles.

You're respected as hell, you're like his gangs second leader.

He' such a sweet, sweet adorable and loving husband. You're literally the only thing that keeps him alive.

You were the only one who stood there for him when his father was shot, when he was taken to the Hospital, Arkham, and then he became Scarecrow. Knowing that you were always there for him, he treasures you a lot more than words can express.

It takes him a while to fully process he married the love of his life, but in a good way, of course! He probably touches and stares at his wedding ring a lot but mainly because he's so happy that he married you, and that you're now part of the Crane family ❤

It doesn't matter for how long you've been married, he still gets shy when he kisses or gives you a peck on your lips. Also, he prefers showing his affection to you in private rather than PDA

He keeps staring at you completely lovestruck when you don't notice, just like he used to do the first time he met you 💞

"H-Hey, (Y/N), I think I have a crush on you..." "Glad to hear that, Jon. Especially because we've been married for 8 years now."

Proudly calls you Mrs Crane often, especially in front of his gang and the Legion, because he likes showing you off.

Your both live in an abandoned house you found together. He'd do his best and all he can to make your home as comfy as possible.

Also, just like DK! Crane, he'd wake up before you do so he can make your favourite breakfast🥰

He spoils you a lot with shiny jewellery or other similar gifts he (steals) finds from stores he knows you like.

Speaking of gifts, he brings you flowers ALL THE TIME

His favourite thing to do with you is hold your hand and caress it with his fingers 💕

He also loves to brush your hair and braid it.

When he comes home after a long day of tiring duties, he literally falls on top of your lap, waiting for you to play with his hair and touch his cheeks.

Slow dancing whenever you can!

He takes you to as much dates as possible because he's a gentleman and loves you.

GOD this boy would surely love you to the moon and the stars before and after marrying him. You're his absolute heaven and he can't be any more proud of having someone as amazing as you 🥰

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[marshmallowprotection]

Gonna need advice on how to fluster GE Saeran bc everytime he calls me 'angel' or 'my love' my brain pulls an error 404 and i become a dumb blushy mess- i just wanna get him red and stammering ONCE. its only fair since he does it to me so easily 🤣

It's a tough call. GE Saeran has finally come into his sense of self-worth after struggling with it for years.

He isn't afraid to be kissed, nor is he afraid to be touched. It's to his benefit because that lack of fear allows him to enjoy being with you. He grabs your hand when he wants to. There's nothing in the world better than being comforted by your embrace. Sure, his face is warm and his mind wanders when you kiss his cheek and murmur praise but he doesn't shy away anymore. He doesn't run from the things he always wanted to have with you.

So, how do you turn the tables on someone who has found a sense of inner peace in love like this? How do you make him tongue-tied and lost as soon as you tell him he's your "honey"? Funny story. You're not going to be able to beat him. He's empowered by your love. He feels no need to stutter or stammer in fear of what could go wrong, instead he faces his insecurities with a firm look into your eyes.

Don't feel like you need to be discouraged! You can try to catch him off-guard if you want, but just expect him to tip you back in his arms and whisper something even gushier than what you said. Saeran has nothing but love for you. Why should he let the butterflies in his guts stop him from enjoying this love? No more of that, he thinks! There's no fear in his heart. Only the simple desire to make you weak in the knees.

I will give you two places where you will certainly have him turn into a stuttering mess. A) A proposal done by you or B) The wedding proper. That's your moment to get him, Anon. The love will be so much once he remembers that he wants to spend his life with you... and that'll do numbers on his brain. Woo him.

#ask #anon #mod kait #mystic messenger #mm #mysme #mysticmessenger #ge saeran #saeray #saeran choi #choi saeran

[prpfs]

😁 hey, 18+ F, looking for other 18+ writers for oc x oc rp! it'd be highly preferable if you were literate (no one-liners,) since i like to gain experience with each partner. as for my own writing, i can adjust to whatever you want! a few paragraphs? awesome. breaking the discord text limit? hell yeah. i love love love talking ooc about our ocs, exchanging memes, world-building, doing aus, psychological aspects, etc. and i don't have a lot of triggers, besides scat, vore, bathroom kinks, etc, so bring me all the dark goodies!

i'm more of a plot person, but if nsfw comes up... for dynamics and NSFW scenes, i tend to write more vulnerable/softer character, like power/bottoms, switches, soft tops, but I'm willing to try to get out of my comfort zone :)

now, onto a few ideas i have...

cabin in the woods

character a (i'm too tired to capitalize anything, sorry-) stumbles upon character b's residence in the woods/nature thing. I'm thinking character b is some sort of cryptid; they can be a supernatural species, like a siren, werewolf, but ultimately, they are a solitary being. character b is immediately intrigued by character a, and the feeling is mutual. maybe character b tries to pull character a (who is human) away from their world, to live safely, alone, with them. maybe character a is persuading character b to get out into their world, and chaos ensues.

2. mafia yum

character a has just recently joined the mafia. it can be for anything reason; to pay off a debt or just for funsies. character b runs the entire organization and is absolutely ruthless. character a can be somewhat taken aback, or just plain turned on by character b's behavior. as they get to know each other, character a finds that character b is really not as strong as they think they are. potential character death? would really like to delve into crime and moral dilemmas.

3. prisoner

character a is captured/bought by character b. you know how this goes.

open to any ideas. warning, i'm a really shy person, so please be patient.

like, and i'll find you.

Leave a like, and anon will get back to you!

#oc roleplay #oc rp #oc x oc #nuclear

[ufolvr]

Psimon HC anon here! I can’t think of any particular headcanons right now so anything generic you have would be perfect. I’ll probably think of something specific in a bit 😁

GOD tysm for giving me an excuse to write for this little guy. I love him dearly and wish he'd gotten more screentime - hes So cute I love him

I'm basing myself off of the tiny interactions we saw between him and devastation. God, hate her to death, but at least she made him act a bit lovey dovey and it's all we have. Also I barely watched young justice aside from his eps and like 2 others for lagoon boy bc i don't care about it too much - so it's more about him and his interactions with you. Hope that's ok!

Ps I inserted my brain damage hc near the end. Hope I wrote that alright b/c I'm always nervous when it comes to this sort of thing.

• first off Psimon is a sucker for praise and compliments, through and through. If you tell him he's pretty, or that you like his voice, that he's smart or even just that he smells nice he's already obsessed with you. Not really out of insecurity, it's just that he doesn't hear this often, so when he does it's Special to him. He'll be thinking about it all week.

• if he has a crush on you, he's subtle about it. if you're on the same team, all you'll notice is that he's a bit more protective now, and that he seems to praise you more often than anyone he works with. it leaves you wondering, but its not enough for you to say for sure that he's interested.

• despite the psychic skills, he wouldn't scout your mind to know how you feel about him. He might not have this respect for anyone else, but he believes it'd be a horrendous breach of privacy. He'll know your feelings when the time comes.

• speaking of, when it comes to confessing, Psimon is succint and to the point about it. Not to say he's blunt or callous - he's just not the type to do anything too over the top, at all. A simple "I need to talk to you in private", taking you somewhere secluded, and stating his feelings is the most he'll do about it. He's sweet and direct - there's no reason hiding his feelings anymore, is there?

• looooves using pet names like "beloved", "my dear/my love", "darling/dearest" and so on. Fitting with the rest of his personality, he's a bit formal and old fashioned when choosing what to call you. He already sounds like an old man–might as well act like one. Play the cards you were dealt etc

• not the biggest on PDA and isn't very touchy feely in public, but that doesn't mean he'll shy away when you hold his hand – that's mean! He lets you do what you want, but might complain if you get a little Too affectionate. He's not rude, just establishing his boundaries.

• but when you're in private? He's all over you. He loves being held, physical touch means the world to him. Going against his detached and intimidating persona, Psimon just Loves peppering your face with kisses whenever you're alone (and loves it when you do the same to him!), cuddling, and just generally touching you at any given time. He's a sweetheart behind closed doors, it's a delight.

• call me an idealist or whatever, but I do think he'd like anything domestic. If he has a choice between going out and staying home, he'll prefer staying home. Loves it when you two cook together and try out new recipes you won't share with anyone else. There's much to be said about the simple pleasures of spending a rainy afternoon cuddling your boyfriend on the couch while you watch The Princess Bride for the 80th time, as opposed to the usual hectic life of crime you deal with every other day, and god he Loves those moments spent with you. You're all his for the day, and he wouldn't have it any other way.

• not one to argue if you do want to go out, though. Everyone gets bored of spending all day inside their own house, even if you're on break. Psimon prefers taking you to a modest restaurant -nothing too flashy, but nothing too simple either- since he can very easily use his powers to help you two blend into the crowd. However, he won't oppose too much to something like a visit to the local amusement park - just a warning that he gets motion sick quite easily!

• on a more serious note; despite his best efforts, Psimon still has memory and cognitive issues you'll have to get used to. It's nothing major, but it's easy for him to forget your birthday or anniversary, and certain things that felt like second nature now take a conscious effort, which is frustrating for him. Of course that's not to say I think less of him when writing this, or that you would, for that matter - but it is a source of insecurity for him. The environment and people he's surrounded with don't help, there isn't much space for special accomodations in his line of work, sadly. Either you're good at what you do or they get rid of you. I could go on and on about this specific headcanon but I'll cut it short here before I take too much of your time - just know that he's not 100% what he was in the past, and some things are more difficult nowadays. Please be patient.

God. I could go on and on about this guy despite, like all of us, having little to no material to base myself on. I'm just starving and spend too much time thinking about mr transparent brains kissing a weird lizard guy homosexually. It's all I can do to satiate my Hunger, and brother I am Starving.

#im so soft about him. oh i love him so #asketh #dc #dc prompt #ummmm how do i tag this. i dont think anyone other than me or anon would be too into this #maybe like 3 other people i have yet to meet. well come get your food if you exist outside of my wildest dreams #psimon #young justice #💜psimon #my writing #self insert #selfshipping #selfship #f/o #self ship #mlm selfship