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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

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quail-in-red · 4 months

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Loved your trope mashup art! If you're still doing them could you do 25 & 44? 🥰🥰🥰

This might be cheating a bit because idk if it's a Flower of Romance per se... 25. Fairy Tale AU + 44. Flowers of Romance

#drarry #ask meme #drarry fanart #trope mashups #anonymous asks #sorry about the messy writing #text is in the image description #i am slooowly working my way through these

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cheridraco · 9 months

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harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out

draco: what makes you think I would freak out

harry: I love you

draco: I'm freaking out

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saratinearchive · 5 months

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Harry: Oh go, fuck yourself!

Draco: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

Harry, already taking off his robes: You asked for this!

Pansy: God, this is the weirdest foreplay I've ever seen.

Ron, covering his eyes: Not in the common room!

#narrator: they made it to the room before f*cking #drarry #incorrect drarry text #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect drarry #draco x harry #harry x draco #harry potter #draco malfoy #harry and draco #hpdm

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babooshkart · 1 year

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loverboys in starlight (a gift for my darling)

#happy December it’s time to yearn for Christmas cuddles #sending so many little kisses to my love #have some monochromatic boys doing Hobbies and Cuddling #drarry #drarry fanart #hp fanart #harry potter fanart #draco malfoy #harry potter #my art #draco malfoy fanart #domestic drarry #drarry squad #hpdm #drarry art #alt text in image

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sunfl0w3rmel0n · 3 days

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#draco lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry #snogging #ronald weasley #ron weasley #hp #hp fandom #hp text post

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crackishincorrecthp · 11 months

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Draco: Did it hurt? Harry: Yeah Draco: I was talking about the fall from heaven Harry: It all hurts Harry: My life is constant pain and suffering Draco: Draco: Harry, I'm trying to flirt with you! Harry: Oh

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect drarry quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #based on funny texts you find on google #source: google

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madeofbees · 1 year

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I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me~~

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g4rdensofb4bylon · 4 months

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this whole hunger games renaissance is giving me dracotok flashbacks because why are we once again simping for the bad guy with bleached hair and more importantly why has the society ONCE AGAIN devided into two groups: the people that "can change him" and the people that ship him with the brown haired guy that just wanted to help everyone???

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ravenclawh0re18 · 1 year

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Scorpius: Father, I want to tell you smth Draco: What is it......? Scorpius: I'm gay Draco: OH! And here I was scared that you've gotten into trouble or something!!! Me too by the way Scorpius: *relieved* Oh I'm gla- Wait DID YOU JUST SAY "ME TOO"-

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Albus: Uhh Dad, I think I might be in love with a guy Harry: Well, so long as it's not Malfoy's son, you have my blessing! Albus: ........ Harry: It-it's not Malfoy's son.... right? Albus: YOU can't blame me though, can you.....? Uncle Ron has told me quite a few stories of your school years, y'know Harry:

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Harry: Don't you think we should tell them? Draco: WE?! YOU are the one who's better at talking people, Potter! Harry: Didn't you tell me just last night how awkward I am....? Draco: Yes, but you can talk people into doing whatever you want! It's your fault we're here in this mess in the first place!!! Harry: MY FAULT?! How in the name of Dragonskin is it MY fault?! Draco: YOU WERE TALKING! Harry: ......and? Draco: Your lips were moving Harry: So.....? Draco: OH SALAZAR YOU ARE SO DAFT HOW DID YOU EVEN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT?! Harry: I had help Draco: Of course you did! You and that sweet talking mouth of yours! Harry: I still don't understand how this mess is my fault, Malfoy. Why don't you explain that to me first? Draco: You're really gonna make me say it? Harry: *confused Pikachu face* Draco: Oh Merlin's Hat! Your lips were moving! So it made me want to move mine! AGAINST YOURS!!!!! Harry: Oh....? Oh- Draco: You can be so dense sometimes I have no idea why I still love you! Harry: Well, you're such a git, and that doesn't make me love you any less either!!! Draco: You know what, telling them that we are STILL together can wait *intense makeout session* Scorpius and Albus secretly watching the whole drama unfold from under the Invisibility cloak: *look at each other* Albus: I guess having a questionable taste runs in our blood...... *kisses Scorpius* *Invisibility cloak suddenly falls off them* ....... Any ideas what's gonna happen in the next episode.....?

P.S.: Don't hate me for this, I know it's terrible but I just had to-

#drarry #scorbus #drarry textpost #drarry fanfic #drarry headcanon #cursed child #albus x scorpius #albus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #scorpius x albus #harry potter ships #harry potter #harry potter text post #harry potter fandom #hp text post #hp ships

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

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drarry-ficrecs-fanart · 7 months

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Harry: *at breakfast in the great hall, staring at Draco*

hey Seamus, does having sexual fantasies about other guys make me gay?

Seamus: well it doesn’t make you straight!

#harry james potter #drarry #draco lucius malfoy #fanfiction #seamus finnigan #harry x draco #harry potter #text posts #hp incorrect quotes

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cheridraco · 9 months

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draco: being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do thing if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls

harry: open your mouth your personality will drive them away

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saratinearchive · 5 months

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Pansy: Okay, FUCK/MARRY/KILL Potter, go!

Draco: Yes.

Pansy: To which one?

Draco: Yes.

#Pansy the tired bff #drarry #draco x harry #harry x draco #hpdm #draco malfoy #harry potter #incorrect drarry text #incorrect quotes #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect drarry

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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 years

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magic is wasted in Harry Potter

not one obliviated Elon Musks memories and pretended to be his heir so he'd give them money??

not one silencio'd loud babies on planes???

not one avada kedavra'd the King????

#harry potter #harry potter shitpost #Harry Potter text post #elon musk #elongated muskrat #king of england #king charles iii #queen elizabeth #british royal family #harry potter spells #tom riddle #lord voldemort #jegulus #drarry #hexrpg #wolfstar #marauders era #harry potter next generation #harry potter epilogue

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themoon-andits-stars · 7 months

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if i was ever in a relationship of any kind with a celebrity, i think i would get them to say popular lines from their characters’ popular fanfictions just to keep the fans fed.

they call me “the people’s princess” actually thank you for asking.

#jokes #keeping the fans fed #one line at a time #what’s your favorite fanfiction?#fanfiction #fanfic #writers #fanfic authors #drarry #wolfstar #jily #fanfic readers #fans #text post

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