Other fans when thinking about their favorite fictional couple having cutesy moments together: 😍😍😍
Nandermo fans thinking about Nandor and Guillermo beating the shit out of each other in a fight (and Guillermo is clearly winning): 😍😍😍 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
this might come off as weird but you know which fictional cartoon couple has like THE MOST sexual tension I've ever seen??
And I don't mean in the "omg kiss already!!" way. I mean in the "these guys can't get off eachother, you just KNOW" way.
Scarlet and Herb Overkill.
Yep, the most iconic villain duo of the 70's in the Minions universe.
I know these two are married and they like have every right to have as much sexual and romantic vibes between them as they want. BUT STILL
They are literally obsessed over one another. I'd say Herb is more obsessed over Scarlet, but that's also kinda wrong since you can see Scarlet melt over how hot and cute her husband is. Even though they are both villains, they have the sexiest, most romantic relationship like ever??? I think that's a great detail, since it shows that some villains are not these heartless monsters without capability to feel anything. Vilains, even though evil and selfish, are also capable of having loving relationships!!
Which is also one of my favorite fictional tropes.
I'm so sorry for the rant, but I'm babysitting some kids for my friends and as every cool babysitter, i'm watching the minions with them.
It's midnight and I'm thinking about Alex sleeping peacefully in darlington's arms on his narrow bed. She no longer has to worry about her boyfriend coming home home high on drugs and a fight breaking out because she knows that by the time he returns from a ritual it's going to be late and she will be half asleep but that's okay because she will still feel him sliding into the bed with his hair still damp and he will turn off the lamp she left on before giving her a little kiss on the forehead. She will always turn around and find him reaching for her in his sleep and then he will kiss her shoulder before relaxing again. If she wakes up when he arrives at home, there will always be midnight kisses as he tells her about all the things he had to do and how insufferable all the people were. She can always count on him coming home early on date nights. She will always wake up to fresh flowers by her side on Sundays and Darlington will be on the phone with her mom so she can tell him to how to cook Alex's breakfast exactly how she likes it.
OKAY. I have a LOT of favorite ship dynamics…but my absolute top ten will always be…
1.
Person A:I’m sorry I’m not good enough for you but I’m trying! Im not worth that much though….you don’t have to love me…I don’t deserve you….you don’t have to-
Person B:SHUT UP AND LET ME ✨WORSHIP✨YOU
2.
Person A:I hate you
Person B:I love you to bbg
Or
Person A:I hate you
Person B:I hate you too….but think of the sex we could have-
Or
Person A:I hate you….
Person B:I’m so sorry…
Or
Person A:I hate you
Person B:Your my everything
3.
Person A:I have trauma……
Person B:I have✨trauma🤪😜🤭🙃✨
4.
Person A:I’m a ✨super sexy,badass,cool,cosplayer,crossdressing,social media star hottie.✨
Person B:I’m a relatively normal close “friend”
5.
Person A and Person B are the parental figures of Person C.
6.
Person A:Literally god
Person B:Just some dude
7.
Person A:Social justice warrior
Person B:A bullied kid
8.
Person A suffers in the process of trying to help Person B get better but they figure it out or whatever.
9.
Person A:I have to many other things to worry about than romance.Too many trust issues and too much anxiety too.(takes literally SO long to feel any attraction to anyone)
Person B:I fell INLOVE the second I saw you but I know I shouldn’t wait.(waits anyway)
10.
Person A:I’m an empathetic,silly,loving,lovable ball of sunshine!
Person B:I am the darkness of everything and I hate everyone.
Or
Person A:A really sweet and slightly shy individual who is well put together,calm,and collected.
Person B:Will start the next world war if you harm their loved ones.(+anger issues)