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twerkbull · 1 year

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aramaki headcanons

the side effects of the mori mori no mi and how it altered aramaki's mind, body, and instincts.

horngry for sakazuki

he has intrusive thoughts about sucking the life out of sakazuki, absorbing his everlasting nutrients, savouring the taste of his beloved fleet admiral - but he knows not to play with fire - or magma, if you will.

can only ingest through absorption

ever since he became a devil-fruit user, he has acquired a taste for humans (the taste AND sustenance they provide), and in turn, has lost his taste for regular food, so he won't (and can't) eat normally (normally being through the mouth). if he is ever offered food (**see aramaki and issho's conversation at mary geoise**) he will mask the fact that he can't eat (to hide it from others) with one of his sayings "eating is a pain in the ass" or "well, if a pretty lady asks me to open wide..." to avoid eating (i also headcanon that when aramaki said "well, if a pretty lady asks me to open wide... i suppose i'd chow down!!" he meant he'd chow down on her literally - ingest her nutrients into his body). he can still enjoy strong sake, but only if it has been aged long enough for him to be able to taste it, otherwise it's just bland.

sometimes he will attempt to eat "normally" (either in a desperate attempt to take back control of his body from the mori mori no mi, or just wanting to appear normal when he eats out with people - for example) however, the mori mori no mi, the forest, will not allow it - rejecting anything that he tries to pass down his throat, forcing him to disgorge it (throwing up everything he tries to swallow) - he must absorb nutrients through roots, or by photosynthesis, the way a plant would.

he will avoid marine events / dinners etc because it's all too much. the idea of being around food, or someone asking him to eat something makes him uncomfortable, and then, fighting the intrusive thoughts of wanting to taste, to ingest the sustenance out of every human being in the vicinity...

binge eater (absorber)

when he is stationed at new marineford, or out at sea on his battleship, he's forced to "fast" by photosynthesis, which gives him minimum nutrients and is enough to get by, but when he departs new marineford for missions that involve taking down pirates or criminals, that is his chance to binge... to eat.

sometimes he will travel surreptitiously to islands that aren't affiliated with the world government to devour the townsfolk (because he can, and no laws would be broken) indulging in his binge eating (absorbing) disorder.

ingesting humans through absorption (his preferred source of sustenance) devouring pirates and even fellow marines if they dare get in his way! (sometimes he's not even conscious of these binge-eating episodes, overcome by the mori mori no mi and its strong instinctual urge for nutrients) he will impale, then drain his victims of all their nutrients, leaving behind the wilted corpses intertwined with his vines, expelling any excess nutrients by generating lush plantlife (otherwise he will become very nauseous!!! **see aramaki leaving the udon prisoner mine in wano, creating flowers with every step after he had just absorbed all of the remaining beast pirates**) sometimes he will even punish himself after a binge by overexercising and or fasting for as long as possible, knowing that it is only a matter of time before he is overcome by the entity that is the mori mori no mi and its voracious desire for nutrients...

insatible monster

ever since he ate the mori mori no mi, he has become a monster, consumed by the desire to eat, or rather, to seek nutrients, and humans are jam packed - those who are skilled in haki being much more nutritious in value (and palatable) than ordinary humans.

lower ranking marines are terrified at the idea of working under aramaki because there's rumours among them that he's a freak who feeds on his own men (and they would be right). they fight for their lives, but not because of pirates attacking, but because they don't want to become plant food. they hope to run into pirates so that aramaki can satiate his hunger on them instead.

sometimes he has sleep paralysis where the mori mori no mi (the forest) will tell him things, like its needs and desires (taking in the lives of all living things for nutrients, and using those nutrients to create plant life etc) roots start to grow and wriggle their way out of his pores, caressing him all over - but he has no control of them, he can't move. the roots slowly tighten their grip on him, it's suffocating.

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notherpuppet · 3 months

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How the old timey prick got his pet

#FREE HUSK #i need to see the psychopathic freak go down for trapping husk #their dynamic is soooo fascinating to me #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel fanart #husk is singing when you’re smiling the whole world smiles with you #headcanon that his voice saved his life but locked his fate #husk #husker #husker hazbin hotel #radiohusk #hc; alastor was hunting overlords and husk was next but then alastor saw his show #my doods #alastor…when i catch you alastor 👊🏽💥

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sugarlywhispers · 4 months

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the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.

— I'M DYING HELP.

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guardian-of-da-gay · 8 months

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eventual Mama's boy

#knuckles the echidna #knuckles wachowski #my art #maddie wachowski #sonic fanart #sonic the movie 2 #scu #knuckles headcanons #the headcanon is that he takes a while to warm up to his new parents #boy doesn't know how to be parented #another hc:#he doesn't have a fight or flight response #it's just fight #so when he's freaked out you gotta be careful

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undertheredhood · 6 months

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jason 'perfect poker face' todd: and that is the story of how i got myself permenantly banned from three countries in the span of two months!

tim 'know it all' drake: *immediately picking up his stalking hobby because he doesn't know if jason is telling the truth or not*

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walkingcorpse03 · 27 days

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my favorite thing is neil judging andrew so immensely hard at first for being weird when he’s literally neil josten

#bro you’re literally the king of strange odd and offputting #little freak i love you #aftg #neil josten #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #all for the game #tfc #aftg memes #aftg headcanons #andreil #neil josten memes #the sunshine court #nora sakavic

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adelicioustragedy · 2 years

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Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

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freefallintothevoid · 3 days

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The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off

Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on

The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.

#if you just look at the discowing comic era youll see what i mean #disowing PULLED #jason tried the costume once and looked so absurd hes never told anyone about it #it doesnt matter if Dick is a fashion icon or not he can make wearing trashbags look pretty #batfamily #nightwing #dc comics #headcanon #bruce goes along with it because too much exposed chest for vigilanting #that v line collar thing was really something #nightwing is canonically freaking gorgeous #batman #discowing #dick grayson #redhood

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nerdpoe · 4 months

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So like...Sam's Liminal. Definitely Liminal. She's also very pretty. Constantine's a little tipsy, but he's very, very sure he just accidentally sat next to a Fae at the bar.

Heavily influenced by certain lines in Inferno, buttttt

Sam's a very pretty young woman. Beautiful smile (with too sharp teeth), lovely eyes (but they're a little too wide, a little too bright), fantastic skin (unnaturally pale, suspiciously cold), and a very pretty face (perfectly symmetrical)-first glance anyone who leans towards women would get instant butterflies in the stomach.

But Constantine's been around danger enough to recognize those aren't butterflies.

That's fear.

There's a deep, instinctual fear that is telling him he has to run.

Just as he's about to leave, though, her hand rests itself on his arm.

"Leaving so soon, Hellblazer? And here I thought you'd want to take a look at this...interesting contract I found."

Ah. Shit.

He sits back down, next to the Unseelie Fae who, apparently, owns part of his soul.

Sam, for her part, just wants to scare the idiot straight so he'll stop making work for Danny. (Danny's days are almost nothing but fielding complaints about Constantine and he's so fucking close to hunting the man down himself).

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #new headcanon that the people from Amity are so liminal that they're unnaturally pretty #and it freaks people out #Paulina became a model that doesn't get the short end of the stick #because every single modeling agency is too terrified of her to try to cheat her #val ended up working as vlad's secretary and is set to inherit his business #and the business world is absolutely terrified of both of them #dash is the prettiest cop in gotham #he's also the scariest #the longer you stand next to him the more creeped out you get but you don't understand WHY #unnaturally beautiful amity parkers #and the actual fae are getting really confused #because they'll see an amity parker in the wild #and think it's one of their own for a second #but it isn't #that's something new #something dangerous #and it's staring right at them

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mimixmunson · 2 months

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Eddie fucking you from behind and responding to all your whining like:

“Is that so?”

“That’s the spot huh?”

“Just take it, atta girl.”

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theghostkingisdead · 8 months

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when he's really tired, danny sometimes slips up and starts talking in ghost speak. the only ones who can understand him when he gets like this are tucker, sam, and jazz (because they're Liminal). of course, none of them realize this until danny slips up in public

Tucker hated English. The whole language was a confusing, contradictory mess. Honestly, the world would be a much better place if everyone just stopped talking and writing and only communicated using Timerio, preferably with several screens between them.

The blank word document stared back at him, mockingly. The sounds of his classmates typing away at their own projects – typing, normally his favorite sound in the world, how dare the project turn it against him! – filled the room. The clock in the corner of his screen told him they had twenty more minutes left in class; twenty more minutes until lunch, where he could at least enlist Sam’s help.

He wished she shared this period with him and Danny, but she was taking AP Lit this year. Tucker glanced over at his other best friend. His best friend, who was staring off into space, not even bothering to pretend to be focusing on the assignment.

Glancing up to make sure Mr. Lancer wasn’t looking, he risked asking, “Hey Danny, what are the odds of a ghost attack happening in the next thirty-five seconds or so?”

Danny barely moved, but Tucker watched him squint, like he was trying to read something far off and blurry.

“Pretty unlikely. Unless we’re still counting blob ghosts as threats.”

Somewhere in the background, the sound of typing stopped.

Tucker hummed, “yeah, that’s about what I figured.” That was ghosts for you, never there when you needed them, never gone when you didn’t. “What if you, ya know,” Tucker raised his eyebrows repeatedly, staring intently at his best friend.

“no.”

“Aw, come on!”

Danny rolled his eyes, leaning back into his chair. “Dude, if I attacked the school just to get out of the last quarter of English, I’d never hear the end of it from Sam and Jazz.”

Tucker opened his mouth, about to present the very reasonable argument that what Sam and Jazz didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them, when he felt someone tap his shoulder. Turning around in his seat, he met the wide, terrified eyes of Star. She was glancing between Tucker and Danny, face pale.

“Um, I don’t mean to be rude, but uh…” Her voice trailed off, and in the pause Tucker was suddenly aware of how quiet the room had become.

Glancing around, he saw that everyone – including Lancer – was staring at him and Danny with varying levels of confusion and fear. Tucker considered himself to be pretty smart in most areas, maybe even a genius when it came to tech. But it didn’t take a genius to figure out that he’d missed something important.

Danny, the absolute dick, had slumped forward onto his desk. He was out cold. Dead to the world, and definitely not available for backup.

Kwan cleared his throat, and Tucker saw that his face was ashen.

“What are you two fucking talking about?”

#danny phantom #danny fenton #tucker foley #dp headcanons #liminal tucker foley #dp writing prompt #cryptid danny fenton #creepy danny fenton #i justt love dp fics where danny gets to freak people out as fenton

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multicolour-ink · 1 year

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Ok but I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY TWO FAVOURITE FRAMES FROM THE BROS HUG

After the first hug, Mario immediately goes to gently cup and pull Luigi's face towards him. He needs to take in that his brother is right here. He needs to make sure that he's not hurt.

And stars help Bowser if Luigi was!

THE FOREHEAD TOUCH

Oh stars the forehead touch. So much meaning in this one moment ❤💚

Now, forehead touches can have various meanings in many cultures; but in general, touching ones forehead to another person's is a way to get across love, soothe anxiety, and can be seen as a protective gesture.

And that's exactly what's happening here. The Bros are grounding themselves in the moment. And look at the way their eyes meet! In various cultures as well, the eyes are believed to be windows to the soul. The Bros are not just communicating through their physical affection - they are healing each other's hearts.

And given what they have been through, they need it 💗

In this one moment, the Bros can forget about the terror and danger around them.

In this one moment, they are able to focus on the one thing that matters the most to them.

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Also a side note: Luigi doesn't say a word during this exchange (not counting after, when he makes the bear comment 😁). And some will probably think "Oh man that sucks!", but honestly it says a lot about these characters. Luigi chooses to remain silent, because he knows that if he attempted to speak in that moment, he would burst into tears and be unable to stop💧

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chuluoyi · 22 days

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Hii! I love love entries and your writing so much Chu! Can you do one where the reader (When she's pregnant) feels insecure and she's just like "you only care about me because I'm carrying your baby" Or "you don't care about me, only our baby" when Gojo scolded her doing smth like standing up for too long or anything. Thank you, love you!!

“ow.”

satoru’s ears perk up when he hears your hiss, and he’s spooked when he sees the sight of you bending over a table with one hand on your swollen belly, face twisting.

“—! hey, sweets, are you okay?!”

he wastes zero second to flit to your side and lead you to the sofa. he pulls you close and rubs your waist soothingly.

“are you having cramps?”

“…i think so…”

“that’s why i’m telling you not to stand too long. you have to rest.”

you pout, and for a moment you are just there in his arms, waiting for the dull pain to pass. but once it does, suddenly you’re overwhelmed by feelings.

“hmph. you’re only acting like a decent husband because i’m carrying your spawn.”

“wha?” satoru turns to you with widened eyes. “that’s not true!”

“or when you’re having a boner. you only care about me when it satisfies your needs.”

“no! no no! you’re my wife—how can i not care about you?!”

but you just huff and squeeze your eyes shut, suddenly feeling exhausted. and despite that, your husband knows you better than to leave you alone, as he keeps massaging your taut muscles.

you’re cute. that’s what in his mind throughout it all, as you lean on his shoulder— it naturally brings a smile on his face.

“what makes you think like that, hmm?” he gauges you.

“you need spawns.”

“pfft—what? and what do i do with them?”

“dunno. repopulate your clan—or jujutsu society, maybe.”

“no one massacred my clan that i need to repopulate—and no way in hell we’re giving gakuganji an army of mini us with my eyes now, aren’t we?”

“hmph. or you’re just simply horny. i don’t know. after all you always come up with questionable kinks.”

satoru barks a laugh that, and he pats your head reassuringly. “now now, you’re hurting my feelings. both you and this baby are precious to me, alright?”

your heart melts when you hear that, but then your body tenses up again when the cramp washes over you. “it hurts…”

“okay, okay… let’s move back to our bedroom, yeah? i’ll continue to massage you and if it’s not getting better, i’m taking you to hospital.”

#he’s so freaking out but keeps a calm facade🥹#and he really really means it when he said both of you are precious to him🤧#—chu’s mailbox 📬#—headcanons☁️#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠

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mysecretdsmpblog · 2 months

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sorry but to me philza is aroace and cares about missa in a deep and intimate way. it's the most intense qpr the man has ever seen. meanwhile missa is just, outrageously horny about him. to a frankly embarrassing degree. it's not a secret or anything btw they're both very much aware. phil actually really likes that missa stares at him like a sad wet cat waiting for kisses

#they're both freaks btw #qsmp pissa #qsmp headcanons #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #qsmp

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eloquentsisyphianturmoil · 18 days

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maglor does the scariest impressions. Once, he walked in on Maedhros and fingon and said in his feanor voice, ‘what is going on here?’ Mae almost had a heart attack.

#Part of kano’s singer magic is that he can do all the weird voice tricks like accents and probably voice throwing and stuff #Freaks everyone out #Maglor #makalaure #kano #kanafinwe #silm headcanons #silm #the silm #the silmarillion #silmarillion #the silk fandom #silm fandom

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atsuwumus · 2 months

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xavier is a freak send tweet — because he will take your hand from your lap and place it in his own, right over his hard cock that strains against his suit pants, when he notices one of your colleagues staring at you a little bit too long during hunter meetings

#A FREAK #he's nasty #disgustingly so #and I want him so bad #xavier headcanons #xavier #love and deepspace #xavier smut #xavier love and deepspace #love and deepspace headcanons

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