#funnystory

[greenytoons]

i got my wally plush today! as you see from my other post!

he was stuck in my mail box and uhm used the wrong key lol and there wasn't a other key to use. few hours later I got him out of his prison lets go!!

#welcome home wally #wh wally #wally darling #wallyplush #greenytoons05 #sketch #funnystory #fanart

[solgasart]

#sam heughan #waypoints #sam and mushrooms #comics #comic strip #cartoon #cartoon art #illustration #funnystory #solgasart #story telling #fanart

[friendsplushies]

my evil origin story

I was talking to a girl I was on a date with about sea squirts, and how weird they are, and she decided to kiss me...

...anyways we make stuffed animals together now.

#autism #adhd #audhd #lovestory #funnystory #aneurotypical #stuffed animal #plushie #stuffed animals #birb #borb

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story, but then you remember what happened was illegal.

#funnystory #illegal #parents #childhood #memories #humor #embarrassment #regret #growingup #comingofage #life #relatable

[brokenspring]

Funny story

Funny story: The International Bunnies Guild wants you to know that you are special and valuable, so please, take care of yourself.

#funnystory #flash fiction #bunnies #affirmations #press release

[mylastnameissingh]

Listen up I have a story to tell!

So my college has finally begun and I have taken French as one of my compulsory languages (not in the US). I'm not completely fluent but I do understand some of it, and obviously I would love to speak the language perfectly someday.

The teacher, a sweet lady in her 70's, with her career older than all of our parents, started by having small conversations which are easy to carry on for now, and then from our names, to where we live, she takes the conversation to illness and injuries, asking us if we have any and taught us how to respond to that.

Next she comes to the heart and she says (in french; mind you, I'm not fluent, so what she said vs what I understood was completely different), "Does anyone have any heartache?" as in a breakup or a relationship strain (what I understood: "Does anyone have any heart diseases?") So naturally I say, "Personne" because c'mon what 18 year old will have a heart disease over here, I knew most of the people and they're all healthy.

After her repeating the question a couple times, everyone started giggling, even though I didn't understand.

Next she says, "What are the remedies for that heartache"

I thought she meant what do you do in case of a serious heart condition, and like a fool I said "Bypass surgery"

For the next fifteen minutes, I'm laughing internally about how she was talking about heartache and "did your boyfriend not call you? or get any chocolates for you or any flowers? No?" and I was piping up with all sorts of medical procedures to fix the heart, literally.

and that's how I know I'm a true ace.

#asexual #funny #ithappened #french #francais #ace #lgbt #meme #funnystory #story #story time #please don't mind my english #english ain't my first language either #lmao #lol

[muttwizard]

At a bookshop. Overheard a customer walk in and instantly asks the clerk if he "remembers who he was talking to last week in here."

Clerk: brian

Customer: ah, thanks

(edit as I'm writing this: I realize Brian is most likely one of the workers but I hope it was just like some random other customer he struck up a convo with and this clerk remembered all of this)

#bookstore #funnystory #should i buy the dark tower book one or game of thrones

[aswellasalways]

My “I love you” doesn’t have an expiration date, it’s timeless. Though overtime my boundaries may change for you. Nevertheless, I’ll always have mad love for you and never doubt that I’m rooting for you.

—The Chronicles of Common Sense

#chroniclesofcommonsense #girlquotes #thechroniclesofcommonsense #relationshipquotes #quotes #boylikesgirlquotes #girlconfessions #girlfeelings #feelings #funnystory #friendshipquotes #frienship #human #human nature #lifequotes #lifestyle #lifecoach #boundaries #self love #selfie #self worth #lovequoteoftheday #love+quotes #ilovelove #i love you #lovequote #good quotes

[birdmagician]

Creative Process

#comics #webcomic #comix #comic #webtoon #comicstrip #sliceoflife #animal #creativity #cartoon #fdrawing #procreate #shortstories #stuck #illustrations #drawing #wholesome #igcomics #funny #funnystory #comedy

[your-scu]

𝐃𝐰𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐬𝐨𝐛𝐲. 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐳𝐲𝐩𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐤. Co może się stać, kiedy przez pomyłkę wybierzesz zły numer, dzwoniąc do niewłaściwej osoby? Czy nagła, nieplanowana znajomość będzie mogła przerodzić się w prawdziwe uczucie? A co jeśli druga strona wcale nie jest do końca szczera? (nie)właściwy numer. to opowieść o przyjaźni, zaufaniu, kłamstwie i życiu, które na pozór proste, uwielbia komplikować się w najmniej odpowiednim momencie. Historia Jo i Otisa to także porządna dawka humoru, dobrej zabawy i śmiechu zawarta w nieszablonowej opowieści, więc jeśli właśnie tego właśnie potrzebujesz, ta opowieść na pewno zaskarbi Twoje serce!

#wattpad #wattpadpl #polishstory #pl #wattpadpolska #lovestory #nick hargrove #billie eilish #funnystory #love hate #book #polishbook

[coreniabug]

Laughing at My Boss | A Funny Story About My Boss | Clean Dad Jokes

#youtube #story #funnystory #lol #humor #dadjokes #funny #coreniabug

[zaxpearson]

Life Stories S04 Ep. 06 Birthday Woes https://youtu.be/66H2qlSRPkE?si=AUN8-_W2f2mIbK2s #tgp #tokengamespodcast #eyonex #tokencast #tokenpodcast   Wanna see more of us? https://linktr.ee/zaxpear https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSsb... Interested in trying #magicmind https://magicmind.com/pages/learn 0:00 Intro 2:32 Magic Mind quick review 3:05 Back to the story 36:29 Worst house guest

#youtube #talkshow #funnystory #funnystories #story time

[semicharmedliving]

Panic at the Post-Op

So the plan was to write more about today; hopefully I do tonight. If not today, likely tomorrow.

I do have a story I want to jot down before I forget it though. For context, I have told people more than once that I am not a human being--I'm a cartoon character. My life is just fucking weird. I either cause or stumble into ridiculous shit much more often than your average person, and my life just has a general thread of nonsense throughout. Aaaanywho, I decided to be a good little patient and take a few laps around the ward tonight (is that what they even call them anymore? Or is that like a bygone term?), even though I'm still connected to the goddamn IV pole. So I wander my grumpy ass self into some kind of family waiting room for a change of scenery, and to see if there's a vending machine with good drinks. Turns out that once visiting hours are over, these doors lock from the waiting room (entrance) side. So once I confirm that there is no vending machine (boo), I go to return to my laps. Except I can't. Because I locked myself out of the hospital unit I'm on. Only me. Of course I immediately took to Snapchat, which is my preferred platform for my life's nonsense, and many people were amused and not a bit surprised--because, as I said, I am a cartoon character. There was a brief panic attack, which put a damper on things, But after about 5 or so minutes someone answered my frantic buzzing/banging, and all was well.

So yeah, never fear, I am keeping my own personal brand alive. Without even trying, of course. XD

Februrary 20, 2024

#funnystory #anecdote #iamacartoon

[quotes442]

#quotes #story #FunnyStory #funny_story #divorce #funny_divorce #FunnyDivorce #FunnyDivorceStory #funny_divorce_story #prenup_goals_achieved⚖️ #divorce_party_dJ_available #TurnsOutHappilyEverAfterHadTermsAndConditions❌ #FinallyUnknottingThisMess♀️ #bye_bye_bachelorette_bestie♀️

[brokenspring]

Funny story

Funny story: The dungeon labyrinth below the Los Angeles Downtown Public Library is one of the deepest and most dangerous. All librarians are combat trained and experienced in tracking lost children.

#funnystory #flash fiction #library #dungeons #librarians

[pleasantpuppycrown]

Husband and Wife funny and Moral Story

Once upon a time in a small town lived a couple named Harold and Mildred. They were deeply in love but had a knack for turning the simplest of arguments into hilarious roller coaster rides.

One sunny morning, as Harold sat at the kitchen table flipping through the newspaper, he spilled some coffee on a neat stack of bills. Mildred, known for her quick wit and humorous antics, couldn't resist poking fun at her husband's accident.

"Oh, Harold! Looks like coffee has gotten into........ Readmore

#tranding #sharing wife #funny memes #short story #funnystory #miles morales