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momdusa · 1 year
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They look ghastly here someone help them
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Better
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And some villains.
Go. Make art. Cosplay. Bring this piece of historic monster fuckery back to life u_u
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netherworldpost · 2 months
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Deep 'Neath the Mountain the Forge Bellows High
The mountain dwarf hammered the horse shoe, careful to bend the red hot metal to the perfect shape. His hands, calloused beauties, mastered this craft more centuries ago than he had fingers.
The dwarf made a low, grumbling, barrel of a growl into his beard as he squinted at his work. Measuring the arc. Assessing the weight. He could tell to the metal flake how heavy the shoe is, he could spot if there were weak spots in the metal as if it were part of his own heart's riverways.
The smith exhaled a wheeze.
A laugh.
A pleased. Laugh.
"Three down," he muttered as he plunged the shoe into a bucket of thick, syrupy oil.
The dwarf did not mention 'one to go,' as that would call into question the possibility of metal cracking, fire dying -- or stone forbid -- a missed hammer strike.
No.
The dwarf turned to his forge fire and assessed it with the critical eye of a grocer inspecting incoming vegetables. The final had to be perfect. As perfect a horse shoe as its brothers.
This project, his masterpiece, his greatest (dare I say the word) passion, had to incorporate the entirety of his hard-earned skill.
Frowning in satisfaction, the dwarf glanced at a slab marked with white chalk, counting down the days, each line drawn carefully, precisely, of equal length, rigidly as tall as the rest, and no taller than necessary.
There was no flippancy to the marks.
They were all practical. Structured. A workdwarf's calendar. Easy to erase when the month shifted over. Easy to clean. Easy to track. Easy to count.
Except one.
There was one mark in rose quartz hued chalk. Bit taller. Rounded. Rounded!
The dwarf's satisfied frown softened, his lips pursed in reaction, his eyes squinted a bit, not from the smoke, not from the fumes drifting from the oil, not from the sweat beading on his brown, arms, back, chest, not the sweat running down his neck.
"Soon."
It was a word. A spell.
A hope.
The date the mountain dwarf propose to that damn fool centaur he has been dating nigh these twenty years.
"Neigh these twenty years!" the shoesmith laughed, a bellow, ringing sound of rocks tightening under the crushing weight of a shifting tectonic plate.
The mountain dwarf gathered himself, shook his head, his eyebrows knitting together. He would speak only in forge curses, prayers for help from the gods of metal and fire, for the rest of the evening, the next day, day after, as he worked to perfect the final engagement horse shoe.
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Godzilla x Kong is not about them kissing and having gay monster sex 😒 I’m so tired of these movies not giving Kaiju fans and og Goji fans what they really want and deserve!!! THIS IS WHAT WE WANT!!! GAY MONSTER SEX!!!!!
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orcanist · 1 year
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Art to celebrate the end of a successful 13th Age campaign. Clockwise from top:
Aldrich, a half-orc half-aasimar Commander
Zerym, a tiefling Warlock
Rask, a dragonborn Sorcerer (+ the group mascot Fred, a stuffed dragon toy given life)
Jevin, an orc Monk
by taoren
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firstfrightzine · 7 months
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Almost there already!!
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Wow, we’re blown away by the support 💚 We’re already at 88% of our funding goal! If you want to help us reach 100%, check out our kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/curlyfries/love-at-first-fright
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x3no9 · 6 months
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Happy Halloween 🎃!
Revisiting my Halloween-themed collection of Mature monster tales ;).
Starfield, Resident Evil, Mass Effect and Ravenous so far...Cyberpunk coming soon.
Here is Chris and Wesker.
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mimemachine · 1 year
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He is so soft. So soft but so evil.
Such a pain in the ass to everyone he meets.
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jester-ray-fizz · 11 months
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This is the first time I’ve drawn the tall guy in months🤡
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pelinthehay · 3 months
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love love the fact that everyone immediately clocked needles as a character who will appear later again just based on the sheer amount of cunt being served by him
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netherworldpost · 1 year
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I Wanted to Make Cookies
The mermaid thought to herself: 'This is why there is sunlight. To see this face, the shape of this body. This is why there are flowers, to make you smile.'
"What are you staring at?" the dryad teased as she took the cookies from the oven.
Flour puffed her hair, painted her small horns. Her eyes are the summer of spring's gayest prim promise, the softness of her pale green flesh adorned with ribbons of tiny wrinkles, laugh lines.
The mermaid sat at the counter, head propped up by her hands, her tail swishing idly in the pale blue bubble of water serving as her chair.
And she thought to herself: 'Your lips seal the greatest gift and to kiss them is to know the taste of love itself.'
"What?!" the dryad asked indignant with amusement now. "I wanted to make cookies! I'll be late out the door, but I'll have cookies to bring with me," she added, slyly, a thief, a librarian ordering an extra copy of a new release so you'll be first in line to get it.
A conspirator, highest level. A partner in every crime. Yours. With you, always, against the world.
The dryad set the cookies down on the counter, turned around to face her wife, just in time for the mermaid to leap across the counter and kiss her.
The couple tumbled to the ground, laughing.
The mermaid kissed her wife again
and again
and again
and nuzzled her face into her wife's neck
and kissed her wife's neck
again
and again
and again
kissed her wife's lips
again
and again.
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gender-luster · 10 months
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venom is such a good movie. not because it's well written or anything, but because the villain is basically a slightly less evil elon musk and the hero is the saddest, grossest, most pathetic man you've ever seen in your life, and his freakish alien boyfriend, who kill a bunch of cops and have weird makeout sessions
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Episode Seventy Six is live!
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[Image: The Monstrous Agonies logo, teal against a black background. The logo is a complex puzzle cube with M on one face and A on another in a gothic font. End description.]
This week, a listener juggling opposing identities; and a listener fighting unwanted thoughts...
Listen on our website, on iTunes, or wherever you get your podcasts. Full transcript available online.
Tonight's first letter was submitted by Kettlebird, the second was submitted by Exal, and this week's advert came from Jan Caltrop. Thanks, friends!
If you're feeling flush this month, why not chuck a little money my way? I promise I will spend it all very irresponsibly and enjoy every second of it. Sign up for a monthly pledge on Patreon, or make a one-off donation at www.ko-fi.com/hrowen 💸🤑
As always though, the best way to support the show is to talk about! Whether its in the meat realm or the information superhighway, get out there and spread the word in whatever way works for you, whether that's leaving a review, sharing your favourite bits, or making weird crab memes for an episode that doesn't exist. It's all gravy, baby.
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monstersovka · 11 months
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✨🏳️‍🌈 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈✨
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x3no9 · 1 month
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Wrote a Soap x Ghost zombie fic. Not for the faint of heart. Starts off slow.
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hee-blee-art · 1 year
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a little bloody mary comic idea I had last halloween
[image ID: a four page digital comic.
panel 1: a thin woman with long dark hair and light skin is seen from behind sitting in front of a vanity mirror in a room full of mirrors. text placed on the back of her head reads, "lots of people know my name."
panel 2: a group of school girls gather around a mirror in a dark school bathroom lit with candles as one of them writes "bloody mary" on the mirror. text on one of the girls' backs reads, "I get calls all the time."
panel 3: the girls run out of the bathroom screaming. text: "but no one is ever happy to see me."
panel 4: a curvy person with light skin and a partially shaved head half-laid out on the floor of a bedroom looks startled as bloody mary emerges from a full-length mirror in front of them. text: "when they don't run away[...]"
panel 5: the person is shown from behind as they hold up a polaroid to bloody mary. text: "they ask me, hunched and trembling, to perform curses and hexes for them."
panel 6: bloody mary shown halfway through a mirror. text: "I never quite know how to respond."
panel 7: bloody mary has her head down on her vanity desk. text: "no one ever calls just to see me."
panel 8: a darker-skinned hand with long black nails writes bloody mary's name on a mirror with red lipstick in a candlelit room. text: "no one[...]"
panel 9: bloody mary emerges from the mirror in front of a darker-skinned woman with two buns and red lipstick, who is smiling. no text.
panel 10: bloody mary is shown up close as the woman tucks mary's hair behind he ear, showing more of her ghostly face, and a bright red lipstick kiss mark on her cheek. text: "except her."
panel 11: bloody mary sits in her mirror room admiring the kiss mark on her cheek with a hand mirror. no text. end ID.]
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trianglart · 2 years
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I’ve never been afraid of the ocean.
  (Based on a dream I had about a creature that survives by connecting to undersea internet cables. Happy Halloween!!)   
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