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earlgreytea68 · 10 months

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LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT SO MUCH FOR (TOUR) DUST SPOILERS, OKAY?

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Set list:

(1) That Pink Seashell spoken word thing actually opens the show

(2) Love from the Other Side: I assumed they'd play this first, and they did, and they looked very happy with the reception that it got

(3) The Phoenix

(4) Sugar, We're Goin Down: I overheard two guys when I was leaving saying, "I only came to this show for that Sugar song, and it was the third song they played," whatever to those two guys lol

(5) Uma Thurman

(6) A Litttle Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me

(7) Chicago Is So Two Years Ago: I know they always play this song when they play Chicago but the way the show is set up, there's this spoken intro that references a light being left on in Chicago, and then they launch into this song, and so I feel like maybe it's permanently in the set list for this tour, we'll see.

(8) Grand Theft Autumn: Patrick told the story again of how he wrote the lyrics while jogging with Pete. Here is exactly what he said, because I recorded it, hahaha: "I wrote this song out here, jogging, trying to figure out the words. This was back when I wrote a lot of the words. And Pete was jogging with me and he was like, 'Eh, maybe change this, maybe change this.' Before we knew it he was writing all the lyrics." And then Pete said, "Imagine us jogging" lolololol

(9) Calm Before the Storm

(10) This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race: They added a little Peterick-y moment in here? I don't remember them playing at each other during this song in previous performances? It was cute, it was during the instrumental part before Patrick leads the singalong, maybe I've just always missed it? They played it each other and kind of did some kind of kick thing with their legs??

(11) Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes: Honestly, always a delight to hear this song, this is one of my favorites <3

(12) Heaven, Iowa: THIS SONG LIVE, I SWEAR

(13) "The Take Over, the Breaks Over": OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO PLAY IT, I WAS SO HAPPY

(14) Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet: <3 Guess they got over being scared of playing this one lol

(15) Fake Out: I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I WAS THAT THEY PLAYED THIS ONE OMGGGGGGG. Also, there was some plan I wasn't aware of to, like, hold up cell phones with pink paper over the lights so the crowd lit up pink???? I have no idea who engineered that but it was CHARMING and at the end of the song Pete said, "Thanks for that, guys, that was beautiful," and the stage was on darkness so it seemed absolutely spontaneous on his part and I think they really did like the effect, so, Idk, future shows, keep doing it????

(16) Patrick did some kind of piano interlude where he played "Don't Stop Believin'"????? It was random but he was super charming, I think the rest of the band used it as a break, it was just SO GREAT. Part of his intro was: "Pete was putting together this show and he said to me, 'Hey, you should play piano.' And I was like, 'I kinda only play songs I wrote. I don't really play piano. I don't know how to play piano.' And he's like, 'Eh, you'll figure it out.'" And then Patrick sat down and played gorgeous piano ugh THANKS, PETE.

(17) Last of the Real Ones: I am glad Mania got some love.

(18) Save Rock and Roll

(19) PETE RECITED BABY ANNIHILATION WHAT. I SWEAR TO GOD. I SO DID NOT EXPECT THIS AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT HAPPENED. If you're going to the show, pay attention, because I looked away and apparently there's, like, a magic trick at the end of the monologue where he disappears behind a piece of black silk?????

(20) Crazy Train cover: I...don't know what to say about this randomness hahaha but it happened??

(21) Dance Dance

(22) Hold Me Like a Grudge: I think Patrick adores singing this song, I really do.

(23) G.I.N.A.S.F.S.: I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER.

(24) My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)

(25) Thnks fr th Mmrs

(26) Centuries

(27) Saturday <3

The show ends with a little piano version of So Much (for) Stardust played over the sound system, so pay attention for that.

The set is super Alice in Wonderland-y and I adored it, it's playful and fantastical and has all these whimsical touches and interludes and I just thought it was delightful and at one point there were bubbles, and I heard some people complaining after the concert that the fantasy thing didn't suit their style of music and really, I was surrounded by downers after the concert, I thought they were perfect hahaha. Like, ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. They looked so, so, so tangibly happy, all of them. Patrick sounded fantastic and he looked like he was having a blast, he smiled the whole time.

I have a lot of videos but they seem like they're all pretty terrible, but I'll see how I feel in the morning lol

#fall out boy #fob #bandom

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devilish-yuki · 1 year

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Some silly headcanons about the Obey Me brothers

• Mammon will ALWAYS go for you after school/work. One day after a long day of hard work, you were going normally like every day you left the building to go home and you noticed a lot of people surrounding what seemed to be a luxurious car, "whatever" you thought, but before continuing With your way you heard how a well-known voice yelled at you "Oi human! Get in! We're goin for some shoppin spree at Gucci now!" and there you understood that the person in the luxurious car was your favorite demon... what a shame to draw attention like that, hmph.

• Lucifer sometimes will take you out shopping just for you to flex him on your social media, he's really proud of himself when it comes to being your (sugar daddy lol) economic whims supporter. "Yes, my darling. You can take a photo of us with these... weird looking teas?, whatever makes you happy".

• Beel loves, he really ADORES when you both bake something together, not just because he loves to eat but also because you always try to make him not to eat the ingredients, and he intentionally teases you with that just to see your "angry" face. "Beel, drop that spoon. Now... No, Beel, don't touch the chocolate... Beel, no, Beel, BEELZEBUB!!!" "Hahaha, sorry, sorry. It just tastes really good".

• Levi is a hardcore otaku and we all know that, but he's also a really big fan of K-Pop, in fact, he loves K-Pop as much as Zaramela's music, so he could (and will) force you to learn a lot of the choreographies. "Okay! So this one goes like: pose, hands, move, move, pose and "anti-ti-ti-ti-fragile fragile ×2... Got it??" "Uhhh".

• Shopping and sleepover with Asmo is something nice and fun but partying???? He's the best! He will always invite you to party at the weekend and when you say yes he's the happiest demon in the Devildom. "We're gonna match outfits together! I want you to be the prettiest, after me, so when my succubies meet you they fall for you!" and since he's well known the DJ always plays the music he wants, so if you want to dance to any specific song he will make play that for you, "Slaaay queen! Look at your moves!".

• Themes cafe dates are a must when you go out with Satan, he just adores visiting every cute themed cafe in the city, Alice in Wonderland themed cafe? check, baroque themed cafe? check, anime themed cafe??? also check, CAT THEMED CAFE? ABSOLUTELY CHECK! "There's a new alpaca themed cafe on the west side of the city, we're going today" "But I haven't said yes yet..." "I don't care, I made reservations" "Oh".

• Belphie nap dates are boring sometimes, so he decides to take them to another level. Camping dates with Belphie (even if it's in the backyard of the house) where you both can see the stars, eat s'mores (ft Beel) and fall asleep together because it gets cold at midnight. "That one, there, is not a star" "No??" "No, that's Mercury" "Ohh... I heard that Mercury is retrograde now" "... What does that even mean?".

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undercoverpena · 1 year

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memories are fresh

cod soap mactavish x f!reader (callsign: squid)

thank you to voldie asking for happy angst — apparently the genre of what I write hahaha (voldie because they asked to not be named) warnings: angst. brief past mention of bickering. tense situations, with emotional convo. fluff. squid/mar is the nickname (from the miniseries) ends happy, promise. wordcount: 1.4k

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It’s quiet. Silent.

Has been for several minutes, which have ticked past on your watch. Not that you move—nor him. Not even as the long grass stems tickle your wrists and the weeds groan around the two of you.

The rain still patters against the leaves above, the branches swinging in the wind—the downpour smothering any oncoming footsteps, even in the bogginess of the countryside.

He’s breathing heavily next to you, catching his breath. His eyes focused elsewhere, as though he can’t bear to look your way, something you know isn't true, but just your mind playing tricks on you.

The remnants of the earlier bickering, still living and pulsing between the two of you. Or, at least, it is for you.

It had begun petty, but they always did. The two of you never really argued, just light bickering. Just this time, with the truth unwilling to be spoken, it had gotten close to personal before you both stopped it. Throwing apologies like blankets, hoping it would snuff out the smoke.

Jealousy had been an ingredient, a factor. Another had been a need to protect. Memories were the spices, still fresh—that former longing still clinging to bones, even if it’s him you choose, over and over.

None of that matters when a poor choice of words is made, when they fall from lips carelessly and greet ears cruelly.

Hear y'asked Price to go with LT. I enquired— Y'not fancy me goin' wit yer, hen? We told Price we wouldn't let this get in the way. And I'm not. Let it go, Soap. Aye, seems it. It’s not that I refuse to be partnered with you. I'm just choosing not to be. That so, Mar? I... I didn't mean—

The moment the words kissed the air, it changed things. You felt it, snapping your head in his direction to watch how he stilled his expression. Tried to keep all the pieces stationary. The words still shifted in the air, like your lips were poison, you watched the air turn black, rotting and eroding all the previous smiles or laughter.

Soap knew you were his, like you knew he was yours. It is all a fact, not a myth.

If anything, it was obvious it had been that way for longer than you both felt the need to acknowledge. Your sleeping pattern revolves around him, your calmness determined by his current location and physicality.

Yet, sometimes, memories from when you were friends needled past the bubble the two of you had formed. The one which grew with I need you’s and solidified with future plans. It wasn’t impenetrable, but close.

That’s how it got in. The jealousy. It slithered through the gaps which were still left. It lit the match, which illuminated the gas and the fire spread before the two of you landed in the European countryside. It engulfed and choked the air as you travelled closer to the place marked X by Price. It only silenced, stemmed under the quick apologies and I love yous, but then a new sound alerted you both to worry.

A bullet, one which whirred past your ear. You're thrown back, landing in mud, his weight on top of yours—for reasons different than a day ago.

Then it was shouting, both from the two of you, and some from them. It was bullets and boots meeting mud, it was legs sliding down banks, and his hand trying to find yours.

Now, it was silent for other reasons.

The rocks and trees doing well to hide the two of you, an explanation for the catalyst of the childish bickering sitting on your tongue. Evidenced by today—words which wouldn’t be said with bitterness, but rather with hope for real respite.

It’s been fifteen minutes of silence. No shouts in foreign languages, no bullets—nothing but the rain. It’s why you shuffle, boot almost sliding down the grassy hill—his hand grasping your upper arm without so much as looking.

It’s then you decide to let honesty out, rather than keeping it caged. Decided to abandon stubbornness, and let him in—a thing you grow close to being used to, until you find yourself stepping back into old patterns.

“Johnny…”

He hums, still looking, listening—ever the protector.

“I don’t wanna be with you out here because I can’t think straight,” you whisper.

The confession bursts the tension. Watching it fall like glitter and paper, flecks of it in his eyes when he turns his face to you.

Streaks of mud across his cheek, hair all at odd angles—beads of rain and sweat muddled together on his brow and nose.

Even covered in the earth, you weren’t sure you’d ever seen someone more handsome.

You offer a smile. “It’s one thing to hear that the person you love has…” you swallow, shifting your weight, “It’s another to see it. And we're both... stupid, stubborn—”

“Mar…”

Shaking your head, you hear the rest of his words die on his tongue. The two of you sigh, perfectly in time, in tune with the other.

Smiling, you should suggest moving—to try and make it back to the place you were to radio from, but he looks at you. Instead, you let it all unfurl—the cards you’ve been keeping close to your chest.

The ones held there by fear, that feeling which puts you on edge, waiting for him to realise he deserves better.

“I told you before, Johnny,” you whisper, almost afraid of saying it any louder, “I’d be lost without you, I meant it then, but I mean it more now.”

His eyes flash, dancing with the memory. One from another night in the rain, outside a pub then, rather than a large tree—an oak, maybe—with leaves which were hammered above by unfortunate weather.

And then, he’s giving you a look. Not his usual look, and not the one he gives you when he’s worried. The softer one, the one which comes out when you’re curled around one another under sheets; the one which lived, half-cloaked, in his eyes before the two of you were honest about your feelings.

Slowly, almost cautiously, his fingers, besmear with mud and dirt, slide across your cheek, eyes ablaze with something more than adrenaline, gratitude and righteousness.

“Y’not gonna lose me, Mar…”

You curl into his touch, having craved it. “You can’t promise me that.”

He drops his eyes, lips spreading into a line, before he flicks them back up. “I love—“

“—I know,” you say, too quickly.

Soap half-smiles, thumb stroking your jaw. “No, Mar. Y’don’t. You wanna partner wit someone else, worrying what you’ll see. I wanna partner with y’, so I can make sure nothing happens t’ you.”

Eyes brimming, you take a low breath. “You haven’t got to always save me.”

He smiles, mirroring the one you slowly let free over your lips. Hearing it, without him saying it, 'Gonna keep tryin', hen', even if the two of you know that not a lot stops bullets meeting flesh.

It's what scares you about partnering with him—what he's willing to do for the cause, and more what he's willing to do to keep you alive.

Not that you can blame him, you'd take a thousand for him too.

You watch him, how he leans closer, smiling as you say, “You can’t kiss me.”

“Why not?”

Smirking, you lose yourself in the pools of his eyes. Tell yourself the reason your hair is stuck to your skin is because you’ve dived in them.

“Because, I’ll kiss you back.”

“Aye? The horror.”

Shaking your head, he strokes a line across your jaw.

“And then I’ll want to take your vest off, and then your top, and then—because you hate being the only topless one when I’m around—we’ll both be topless, distracted, and likely be shot.”

Snorting, he taps your jaw lightly, before dropping his hand. “Y’have a point.”

“It’s why you love me.”

“That and you got a nice arse.”

Letting your head roll back, you fight a snigger.

“Mar…” he whispers, rolling your head to meet his eyes. “Y’dont have to partner wit’ me, when it’s just two o’ us. I get it, alright. Scares me t’.”

And you nod, a silent thank you, taking his hand in yours as you squeeze it—before drawing a heart on the back of it.

Him shuffling, slowly managing to stand without slipping, holding his hand out to you. Taking it with ease, knowing you won’t fall—won’t slip.

Johnny would never let you.

The two of you finding even footing before you glance at him, taking him all in. The mud over his vest, the way his wet top clings to his arms.

"Who'd you rather I partner with, after you?"

He pauses, adjusting the tightness of his vest, checking his gun.

"Ghost?" you ask, biting your bottom lip as you try not to smile.

"Y'pushing yer luck, Mar."

i don't do tag lists, but voldie said i can do this, so i'm gifting this flangsty little numbers to @brewed-pangolin because i adore them, and they love squid, they love angst, and more so love soap.

#cod soap x reader #johnny soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soap mactavish #soap squad #cod soap #soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish #cod x reader #soap x squid #soap 🧼#cod mw soap #soap cod

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reineyday · 4 months

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i’m back to say that magnificent was so so so good!! i love the uta mihawk interactions and how mihawk wants to protect her. i think my favorite part though was when mihawk was talking to shanks all nervous about whether he could call uta his daughter, but shanks answers with an “of course.”

this fic made me wonder why mihawk would do if he was present during the one piece film red… would he come along with the red crew, or would he already be there like the others (luffy, law, etc)?

awh 💖💖 thank u for your continued support! it means a lot :') and im happy you enjoyed the fic haha 🥰

UH, long answer short: i kind of have headcanons that position him before, during, and after the movie hahaha. sorry this reply turned out longer than i expected but my brain's got a mihawk & uta agenda goin' on rn. 😂 thanks again for the ask! ➡️

i actually have a bit of a draft going of mihawk seeing the "shanks destroys elegia" headline, seeing what's up, and finding uta, which i started before i wrote up magnificent lol. that's kinda where i picture him--doing something before everything happens, bc his curiosity makes him wonder why shanks would do smthg so uncharacteristic.

i recognize that's kind of a cop-out answer tho LOL so in regards to the movie itself in the canon(ish) timeline, i imagine he'd probably be there beforehand like luffy etc. he'd be there bc buggy and his crew got tickets and he was somehow dragged there against his will (similar to how law says he's chaperoning bepo but a lot more antagonistic about it aha), probably bc croc decides it might be beneficial to go, for whatever reason. probably scoping the crowd. (pls imagine the cross guild at uta's concert garnering Looks and standing out very obviously, but no one wants to say anything about it LOL even if the crowd is very anti-pirate. like, the strawhats and soen charlottes were there so. why not some ex-warlords?)

when there, he'd be like, "hey wait isn't that shanks's kid? didn't he say she left to sing? huh." and then maybe possibly even dial shanks on his baby den den about it bc if he's the type to bring luffy's poster all the way to an island, he'd probably try to ring up shanks. then he wouldn't be able to connect and clock that something is Up bc he knows shanks is just kinda hanging on his ship rn, on his way out from wano. i dont think he'd be with shanks along with his crew, and i dont think he'd bother going after the fact to help if he wasn't there to start with, which is why i think he'd already be there for separate reasons. ;P

anyways, i also have the start of an idea where the movie happens but uta survives, and shanks, stressed, is like, "hey, y'know what, everything's ramping up and everyone's trying to kill uta and she's still recovering from this wakeshroom shit so she'd probably be safer on land but the marines will be looking for all my known close associates... i'm gonna drop her off with mihawk. he trained those two other kids and the misanthropic fucker (affectionate) has probably found a new island by now anyways, since he isn't a warlord anymore. it should be fine. he'll say yes."

he sets out with his crew to follow mihawk's vivre card. benn and yasopp get the news coo and start laughing about something but they don't tell him, and whatever, he's going to see mihawk soon. he's definitely being led to land, which makes him feel vindicated, until it becomes more and more clear that the structure standing out on the shore is a huge big top tent, and there's an unfortunately very familiar flag flying, and shanks is like, "oh god, don't tell me," and then promptly has to dodge a flying fist and yelling about how he isn't welcome here and what the fuck is mihawk doing with buggy???? and benn and yasopp, having seen the cross guild poster in the news and hidden it from shanks, are laughing so hard at him while he deals with this momentary crisis where two completely different parts of his life have seem to connected without his knowing about it.

(buggy is happy to see uta bc for all that they fight shanks and buggy did make some sort of effort with their brotherhood every now and then so he knows uta and she calls him "uncle bugs"!; mihawk ofc says "yes" to taking care of her bc he feels qualified to handle young adults now lol (he says this with an air of gravitas that is hilarious when considering how he interacts with zoro and perona, which is stoically and poorly); uta makes fun of her dad relentlessly for not having made any moves on the guy he's been in a situationship with since she was a literal child; and croc comes home from a meeting to find international pop sensation uta (that the news said tried to take over the world during her concert or something???) reclined on their couch drinking tea. wild day for everyone.)

#rei replies #dracule mihawk #one piece #uta #one piece uta #mishanks #akataka #one piece red #one piece film red #i also have half an idea of mihawk finding uta and gordon and being like 'they could move in with me i guess'#and the next time shanks visits he's like 'uh. that's my daughter? and her teacher?' and mihawk is like 'no she's my daughter now. duel?'

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dialovers-translations · 1 year

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DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE CHARACTER SONG Vol.7 Seiron Syndrome by Mukami Yuma Mini Drama ”A Sweet Lesson”

Original title: 甘美な教え

Source: Diabolik Lovers CHARACTER SONG Vol. 7 Mini Drama

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Tatsuhisa Suzuki

Translator’s note: As a teacher who also taught at middle school for one year, I totally sympathize with the MC in having to try and teach someone who clearly does not care about learning at all lol. Although I guess in Yuma’s case, it’s a little more justified since these guys have been alive for a long time and they can perfectly survive without getting their degree so it must be pretty annoying to have to keep up with high school. :p Especially someone like Yuma who clearly wants to work with his hands and not with his brains.

Yuma bursts into your room.

“ーー Oi, Sow!! Teach me this school shit! ...If I don’t pass the upcomin’ midterms, Ruki will have my head on the choppin’ block for real.”

He walks up to you.

“Ah, god...What’s the big deal ‘bout gettin’ a couple of bad grades? Vampires don’t even need school for anythin’...! Come on, make some space for me at yer desk!”

*Rustle*

Yuma takes a seat.

“I brought the textbook and my notes with me, but I honestly have no fuckin’ clue what any of this shit means. ...I want ya to help me remember everythin’! Then if I still fail regardless, I can at least put the blame on ya instead...Right?”

“Ah, fuck off...! All ya need to do is do a proper job, right!? Get started already!”

You start teaching him.

*Scribble scribble*

“...I’ve never even heard of a grammar rule like that.”

You frown.

“I can’t help it...! God, shut up! I just gotta get it inside my head, right!? Argh, damnit!”

*Crunch*

“...Ah? Ya want me to stop chewin’ sugar? Don’t ya know!? The brain needs carbs to remember all this crap!”

*Crunch*

*Flip*

“Ah! T-The doodles on that page areーー It’s nothin’ important!”

You chuckle.

“Hey, don’t laugh! Fuck...”

*Scribble scribble*

“...Why do we need midterms anyway? Damnit, I can’t be bothered with this shit...”

*Thud*

You flinch.

“God...Stop gettin’ scared over every lil’ thing. ...Whatever. I’ll just tell Ruki that it’s yer fault that I failed my exams. See ya!”

Yuma tries to leave but you stop him.

*Rustle*

“...!? Che...Don’t tug onto my clothes...”

You try to reason with him.

“...Hah? Ya can bet yer ass that I’m tellin’ him it’s yer fault! I don’t give a damn ‘bout how ya feel ‘bout it!”

You pout.

“Ahー Fuck! I wanna just go and water my plants already! So what if I’ve been failin’ my tests!? I’m goin’ to school at least so isn’t that the most important thing!?”

You tell him that he could always repeat his year.

“Ya really think I’m gonna stoop to the same level as that fuckin’ Sakamaki NEET and be held back a year!? God...! I just gotta do this shit, right!? ...But I’m only doin’ this one page today! ...’Kay, shoot me some questions. I gotta explain what these words mean, right?”

You pose question one.

“Haah...? I’ve never even heard of that word before...! I bet yer pronunciation just sucks! Read it one more time.

You repeat the word.

“Haha...Hahaha...Nah, got no clue. ...Ahー This isn’t gettin’ anywhere...I think I’ll go tell Ruki that yer a lousy tutor after all. ...Ah...This pisses me off...I’ll have some Sugar-chaーー”

*Cling*

“Ah!? Che...The jar’s empty...”

*Rustle*

“Hey, gimme yer blood. ...My irritation level has reached its peak now that I’ve run out of sugar on top of bein’ forced to study.”

He pins you down.

*Thud*

“I think I might feel a lil’ better if I have a sip of yer blood...Come on, where do ya want me to bite ya? Tell me.”

You protest.

“Haah!? ‘Let me go’!? God...That wasn’t the question...Guess I gotta punish that mouth of yers for spoutin’ bullcrap...”

*Rustle rustle*

“Ugh...”

Yuma bites you.

*Sluuuurp*

“Nnh...Hah...Does it hurt, huh? Don’t talk back...It’d be a shame if yer blood were to drip down from the side of yer lips and go to waste...Nnh...”

*Sluuuurp*

“It’s kinda sweet...I bet you’ve been snackin’ on my Sugar-chan behind my back, haven’t ya?”

You shake your head.

“Don’t lie. Nnh...”

*Sluuuurp*

*Rustle rustle*

“Hahn...Nnh...Both yer lips and yer blood are kinda sweet for some reason...Anyway, guess I’ll suck from here next...Nnh...”

*Sluuuurp*

“Mm...Mmh...”

*Sluuuurp*

“...Hah. What? You’re tremblin’...Are ya expectin’ more perhaps? Hehe...Ya really are a Sow at heart. I can’t believe you’re gettin’ a kick outta havin’ yer blood sucked...”

*Sluuuurp*

“Hah...No more studyin’, huh? Hehe. Guess we’re partners in crime now.”

*Rustle*

“It’s all yer fault...So ya better don’t think ya can get out of this...Hahn...”

*Sluuuurp*

“I’ll savor ya thoroughly...Mmh...”

*Sluuuurp*

ーー THE END ーー

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #yuma mukami #diabolik lovers translation #diabolik lovers drama cd #drama cd

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lovelyrotter · 4 months

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I read your thing about stridercest. I didn’t super like the ship (I’m more of a lalondecest girlie) but I respect the hell out of the textual analysis you did. Anyway do you have any good fic recommendations? I want to see what you see in it.

oh fuck yeah i love sharing ship stuff especially with ppl who dont usually go here and vice versa for me. its like hell yeah im digging in sand and its fun i love my sand and then i turn around and woah i had no idea there was even MORE sand just behind me ya dig? that might not have made any sense hahaha. its the joy of trading pokemon cards except with ships

but okay heres some of my current faves. bear in mind i read mostly M and E rated stuff but ive got a sprinklin of lower ratings in here too. im also gonna categorize this list by stridercest flavour. theres a lot so this turned out like ridiculously long

anyone else goin through this feel free to link yalls faves in the replies too cause im ravenous. especially if its haldirk. im constantly craving haldirk

guardiancest

doku line terminus & two steps away from the county line by lildogie these first cause theyre my ultra faves rn and i cant get enough of this au. set in the same universe but county line is the prequel. a/b/o verse with lotsa interesting political stuff and also interpersonal dynamics. dave & dirk are there too and are real cute. its also got mysterious time travelling. i really cant sell these two enough like i am not doin these justice

davedirk / dirkdave

if i woke up next to you by bumbly | G, ~2,700 words, complete. SUPER sweet relationship study, made me fuckin melt. this author has really good stuff for other ships too but mind the archive warnings

dont joke about hentai face broctopus transplants im eating cheese n onion pringles here by smrtnik | M, ~1k words, complete. this one made me fuckin melt its so tender. it truly feels like were peeking into their life together. also great title

Stasis State by Caeslin | T, ~3k words, complete. another really intimate feeling one. its so fuckin sweet. mind the tags for typical dirk suicide attempt but its not on screen its moreso the recovery and how dave is affected by it

“stupid fucking bullshit” ad nauseam by anon | T, 13.7k words, complete. REALLY GOOD AU. trans striders, fade to black sex scene. the boys are cute and you can feel how much theyre drawn to each other immediately. wish there was more of this

sometimes the bad guy wins by nutrimercenary | E, ~7.5k words, ongoing. wow. oh wow. ive been looking for a davedirk fic like this for a long time. PLEASE read the warnings and tags but its so fuckin good. a crossdimentional narrative tug-o-war between dave and ult dirk i fuckin love it

got it goin on by bumbly | E, 7.5k words, complete. dirk indulges daves mommy kink after prying it outta him. its cute and funny and sexy it made me smile. their dynamic is sooo sweet

helping hands by ghostlyAnarchist | E, 5.1k words, complete. THIS IS SO GOOD. its got trans man dave and is genuinely one of the hottest transmasc fics ive read so far and boy howdy ive read a lot. slight warning for dysphoria discussion but its not too bad its all just hot af a dick-sucking venn diagram by Elendraug | E, 10k words, complete. first off domestic af. very established relationship and you can tell. its so fuckin sweet. i looove this one. its like the best kind of silly realistic smut its one of my faves of all time

STILL WITH ME by egbert | E, 8k words, complete. dave and dirk strife and then fuck in the bathroom. holy shit this is hot. their want is like tangible in this one

brodave and a!brodirk

hardware by orphan_account | E, ~8k words, complete. dave gets some dick piercings and bro goes insane about them. hot as hell and also features bottom bro which is my fave. its got a couple uses of the r-slur but its also from 2011 so i take it w/ a grain of salt. 2011 and earlier fics are like internet artifacts (/pos)

but you better never pull it by hapaxlegomena | E, 5k words, complete. wow. WOW. sub top bro and dom bottom dave need i say more. this sub bro activates my cute aggression the power play is great mars & murrie's by orphan_account | E, 6.8k words, complete. a!brodirk, omorashi. super hot!!!! alpha dave is sooo embarrassed about his piss kink but dirk wins in the end hahaha. really intriguing which i know sounds funny on an omo fic but read it and youll know. i love this alpha dave

temporal sunset by Plajus | M, 19.5k over 5 chapters, complete. a!brodirk. holy shit what a ride. this one held me hostage and now lives in my brain rent free (bdum tiss sorry). dirk is terminally ill so i know it wont be for everyone but give it a try and goddamn you wont be disappointed. trust me

a swinging pendulum by ghostlyAnarchist | T, ~900 words, complete. a!brodirk time/dream bubble encounter. wow just wow. the want. the yearning immaterial by LPSunnyBunny | E, 1k words, complete. a!brodirk, trans dirk. holy shit!!!!!! holy shit!!!!! hot hot hot!!!!!!! shower sex sensation control!!!!

haldirk

singular by 2x2verse | E, 6.8k words, complete. hal has an existential crisis dirk catches him and then they fuck tenderly about it. genuinely so romantic. im addicted to this kind of haldirk. honestly i just recommend the entire series diagnostics by 2x2verse | E, 2.9k words, complete. i know i just linked this authors whole collection of haldirk fics but holy crap this one in particular. dom/sub electrostim with sensory deprivation, hal is the dom. i LOVE how hes written here. very attentive domming, great details

A Fatal Error Has Occurred by Mortior | E, 42k words, 4/5 chapters. oh mortior my haldirk regent. really fuckin good character writing in an au where hal has an android body before the alpha session is started. read the tags for warnings. the tension between them is insane endangered by Mortior | E, 100k+ words, complete multichapter. holy fuck where to begin with this one. this is a haldirk sensation. post apocalyptic au where androids won the human-robot war. dirk runs into AR. AR takes an interest in him. dirk takes even more of an interest in AR. if youre gonna read any haldirk read this one

"im basically fucking him" series by Elendraug | T & E, all complete. so!!!!! fucking!!!!! tender!!!!! really cute haldirk progressing through their relationship

ridiculously late by cinnamonfreak | E, 21k, completed multichapter. a/b/o au where dirk suddenly presents. REALLY intriguing hal in this one i fuckin love the power play

roboporn by smrtnik | E, 3.9k words, complete. really fun power play in this one. hal is waterproofed externally but not internally. he gives dirk a handie over his open chassis torso. theres also really sweet snuggling afterwards

#stridercest #guardiancest #davedirk #dirkdave #haldirk #my t #fic rec #theres so many whoops HAHAHAHA #this ask made me really happy though im glad my post caught your eye #like that made me so jazzed

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justicerikai · 3 months

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #81 Yes or No

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

TL notes:

At some point the word ケツカッチン is said. This is a word used in the Japanese entertainment industry when a production’s schedule has a fixed time and it cannot be changed, or that you still have matters to take care of besides what you’re doing at the moment. It’s a term that combines “butt” and “clapperboard” since you hear the sound of the clapper behind you. There is no true English counterpart to this, so it has been localized to an innuendo of some kind about the never-ending, huge workload.

Let me know if I missed something!

Ohse: (These people who call themselves acquaintances of Sarukawa-san were very kind to a piece of shit like me.)

Buddy 1: What’cha hiding under that plastic bag for, huh

Buddies: Hahaha

Ohse: …

Buddy 1: You goin’ somewhere?

Amahiko: Yes, for a little stroll.

Rikai: Allow me to join, Amahiko-san

Buddy 1: Wait!

Amahiko & Rikai: !?

Buddy 1: This town’s riddled with misfits. Don’t even dare to think the rules of your world apply here

Amahiko & Rikai: ....!

Buddy 1: “Keep your eyes peeled. You never know who’s lurking in the shadows…”

(Sound of rubble falling)

Rikai: !? Who’s there!

Amahiko: We know you’re hiding, show yourself.

Asia: I’m the Charisma of Asia.

Amahiko & Rikai: ?

Asia: The Charisma of Asia.

Amahiko: Excuse me?

Rikai: Who may that be?

Asia: Charisma of Asia.

Amahiko: Asia…

Asia: That’s right, Asia. Charisma of Asia.

Asia: The Charisma of Asia is your progenitor, a legendary Charisma.

Rikai: Legendary Charisma?

Amahiko: What are you talking ab-

Asia: Quiet, I’m the one speaking. The Charisma of Asia doesn’t have time to waste.

Asia: Why may that be?

Amahiko: ….

Asia: Because I’m the Charisma of Asia.

Asia: Good grief, another day of edging a big load.

Asia: Ah, there might be people who have taken that the wrong way.

Asia: It was inappropriate, my apologies.

Asia: You might think this is unexpected, however the Charisma of Asia is a naive worrywart.

Asia: In other words, the fact that even a legendary class like me is always plagued by anxiety and impatience is something I want you all to know.

Asia: Don’t worry. One day I will break through it.

Asia: Sincerity has the last word.

Rikai: O, kay…

Asia: I’m certain our paths will cross again someday.

Amahiko: Really!?

Asia: By then I will have become one large clump of Charisma.

Asia: I promise.

Amahiko: A-alright…

Asia: Very well. Charisma Link, complete.

(Mysterious sparkling sound)

Rikai: Charisma Link?

Asia: Now the Charisma of Asia must fly away.

Asia: Why is that?

Amahiko: Because you’re the Charisma of Asia?

Asia: You know it, farewell.

(Sound of wire shooting out)

Asia: Hup! Hup! Hup!

Asia: Asia!

Rikai: That’s quite the means of transportation…

Ohse: (There really are all kinds of crazies running around here…)

Ohse: (Ahem.)

Ohse: (I mean, full of unique individuals.)

Ohse: (But we could spend our time in safety due to the protection a group of people offered us.)

Iori: The Charisma of Asia?

Terra: The heck’s that

Fumiya: Some freak I bet

Ohse: A progenitor?

Amahiko: Yes, like some kind of superior.

Ohse: (On the other hand, Sarukawa-san was little by little distancing himself from us.)

Ohse: (Maybe it’s because it brought him back to old times, how it was nice to be here again.)

Ohse: (He started to look different too.)

Ohse: (And then…)

Ohse: (In the end…)

Sarukawa: Where’s Ryuu

Buddy 2: No worries, my man. We ain’t letting him do anything dangerous

Buddy 2: We’re just looking out for him for the time being

Sarukawa: …M’bad

Buddy 1: Have to say, he’s the spitting image of Kei

Woman: Like a lil’ brother

Buddies: Hahaha

Sarukawa: …Nah, y’know that ain’t true.

Leader: Kei.

Sarukawa: Huh?

Leader: Come back.

Sarukawa: …

Leader: Things are getting worse by the second here. We need your strength.

Leader: Weaklings like us only got one way of fighting, through “connection”

Leader: Can’t stay alive without it.

Leader: And don’t tell me you forgot where you belong.

Leader: Return to us.

Buddy 1: Kei.

Buddy 2: Kei!

Sarukawa: …

Woman: Why!? What’s not to your liking!? Kei!

Sarukawa: …! ….!

Iori: “He said he didn’t know.”

Terra: “…Eh?”

Iori: Because this was supposed to be a place where he felt at home.

Iori: The kind of atmosphere Saru-chan loves.

Iori: Free to do whatever he wants, not bound by any annoying rules.

Iori: He had the biggest smiles on his face back then.

Terra: …But, there was no choice but for him to leave, right…

Iori: Yeah, Saru-chan said so.

Sarukawa: “It'd be damn easier if I did have a reason.”

Sarukawa: “Y’see, Io.”

Sarukawa: “I’m the kinda bastard who can’t stand always bein’ tied to anyone for as long as he lives…”

Sarukawa: …Ryuu?

Ryuu: I’m staying here in this town.

Sarukawa: …?

Ryuu: That’s why you have to come back, Kei-oniichan.

Ryuu: Let’s live together again, okay!? Like we used to!

Sarukawa: …!

Leader: Kei.

Woman: Kei!

Sarukawa: …!

Fumiya: Hold it.

Buddies: !?

Sarukawa: …Fumiya?

Fumiya: That’s too good to be true.

Fumiya: Ryuu, you’ve been lying, haven’t you.

Ryuu: !

Leader: Hey.

Sarukawa: What.. are you…

Fumiya: You came in contact with Kei under the guise of a coincidence.

Fumiya: Then you got close to us, casually snooping for the reason why we’re hiding.

Fumiya: Followed by luring us to a designated location for an ambush by your pals.

Fumiya: Making us feel grateful for saving us, and then persuading him to stay in this town.

Fumiya: You all got connections down under, don’tcha

Fumiya: Said it yourself. Weaklings fight with their ties.

Woman: …!

Fumiya: Ryuu, it wasn’t like you just happened to be here.

Fumiya: You already settled down.

Fumiya: You ignored Kei’s warnings, with the decisive blow being the skateboard you couldn’t hold onto anymore.

Sarukawa: …!

Sarukawa: Ryuu…?

Ryuu: I’m-!

(Sound of Ryuu being covered with a bag)

Sarukawa: Ryuu!!

Fumiya: !

(A knife being pulled out)

Buddy 1: Hold it, one step and he’ll get it.

Fumiya: Go ahead

Buddy 1: !?

Sarukawa: CUT IT OUT! What are you fuckers doing!!

Leader: Kei, we’re serious about this.

Leader: You betrayed us once already. And it won’t happen again.

Leader: You’re being chased by some unruly fellas, no? I know all about it.

Leader: It all depends on your answer… got it?

Sarukawa: …!!

Leader: Come back to us.

Woman: Please, say yes! Kei!

Sarukawa: ….!!!!

Sarukawa: ……..!!!

(Sound of radar)

Torahima: Yes! Yes, finally found them!

Torahime: Just you wait, Sensei!

(Cheering voices)

Torahime: ….Eh?

Asia: I am the Charisma of Asia.

Asia: The Charisma of Asia doesn’t have time to waste, goodbye.

(Sound of wire shooting)

Asia: Five years in a row!

Asia: Inducted into the hall of fame!

Asia: Haaaah!!!

Torahime: WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUU

#charisma house #charismahouse #kusanagi rikai #motohashi iori #terra #minato ohse #sarukawa kei #tendou amahiko #ito fumiya

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sassafras--manson · 3 months

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Tagged by my friend @weirdness-is-good to do 15 questions and tag 15 friends 👽

1. Are you named after anyone?

my first name’s from a non recurring character in a soap opera my mom had watched since she was like 14. she swore that’s what she’d name her first girl and kept it a secret so no one could steal it for That Long (and i have 2 older brothers and i’m rly glad they weren’t girls cuz idk who i’d be without this name) // my middle name is after a close family friend that i rly don’t know much about, other than seeing a photo of her holding me as a baby. she passed when i was super young so i never met her when i was any older. i should ask my dad about her.

2. When was the last time you cried?

i’ve started coming off my ssri so i been at least tearing up if not full on wailing every day of january so far hahaha effexor withdrawals are no fuckin joke

3. Do you have kids?

i could see myself fostering kids some day. otherwise being the cool aunt is perfect for me (and i just got a brand spankin new niece on the 12th!)

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

i did gymnastics/dance, basketball, track, and cheerleading growin up. i wanna get back into gymnastics/dance classes tho (i wanna do pole dance so bad) cuz my muscle memory and flexibility without practicing or stretching is still crazy

5. Do you use sarcasm?

fosh

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

their style and like their attitude

7. Eye color?

green

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

i love scary movies and movies that get me all soul searchy and weird, but sometimes you need something happy that’s not that deep. i just love movies. i should keep a letterboxd. i got one and just never use it cuz i haate ranking/scoring things. but i watch so many movies

9. Any talents?

turning cigarettes into smoked cigarettes 😤

but fr i’m a pretty decent singer. some friends’ band broke up recently so a couple of them and i are talkin bout startin a band where i get be somewhere between a punk and the 80s hair metal star of my dreamsss

10. Where were you born?

in a small hospital in a snowstorm

11. Hobbies?

goin to shows a lot. stick n poke tattooing. i wanna do every art n craft imaginable. but mostly i take film photos (i wanna take more AT shows but i get self consciouss), make jewelry, paint, upcycle clothes. watchin movies (usually while i’m doin art). one of these days i hope i’ll start writin poetry again like i used to but it feels awful far away as a concept

12. Any pets?

2 black cats, my fluffy lil spunky lady Elvira and my slinky v sweet and polite boy Houdini

13. Height?

5’9”

14. Favorite school subject?

i’m not in school, but it was always art, even tho i barely got to take any art classes

15. Dream job?

i’d love to be a tattoo artist and stick n poke for a living, traveling to different shops or just traveling n poking independently (help me gain traction plzz n follow me @ stab_worthy on insta 🥺) and honestly i think i could make it happen. pointillism just *made sense* to me when we did a project in my one high school art class and in the same way stick n poke *made sense* as soon as i started doin it. it’s one of the few things i don’t feel weird about saying “i’m good at this”. i’m self taught and always learning, but yeah, i’m good at this :3

tag 15 ppl

idk if i even know 15 ppl on here now that i’m rebuilding, post blog deletion 😭 so even if we’re kinda new or distant mutuals ur still makin the list (plus then i won’t be as new or distant) 🤡

@sea-wolfe @tangledupinblue8 @inertiatic @carbonfootprince @wastedefforts @ectrica @msf-diamond-dog @diegc @wonderfulcaricatureof-intimacy @oneafter909blues @corpest @lily-of-elysium @venusmolting @vulpeasera @delusionsofamor

#about me #tag game

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squeiky · 2 years

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*The multiverse opens up thanks to the phantom Ruby*

Blaze pops out of the dimension portals first.

Then Classic sonic and tails pops out, as well as versions from the story books, and extra media.

Everyone is talking with alternate versions of themselves.

Shadow, talks to all the other shadow types as well. We've got captain Shadow, Sir lancelot, and mabye movie and boom shadow.

They talk to eachother, seeing how each shadows live differently from one another.

Boom shadow lives in a cave, and fights sonic per usual. Shadow is not surprised by this. (Let's assume he's somewhere else for the sake of the story.)

Movie shadow? Not much is known yet so he's probably stuck in a wormhole or something.

Leaving shadow with Captain and Sir Lancelot.

The conversation goes as followed:

Shadow: "So what's your life like?"

Sir Lancelot: "As Knight of the round table, I pledged my life to serve King Aruthr. For the most part, I train to keep my skills sharp while protect the King and follow his orders whenever is nessesary."

Captin': "Tch- how noble of ye' but I ain't goin' ta be praising a bootlicker to some here King- "

*Sir Lancelot draws his sword*

Sir Lancelot: "Do not talk about me or my king in vain you scurvy harboring pirate."

*Captin' puts his hands on the sword and lowers it down away from him. Sir Lancelot then puts his sword away. *

Shadow: "Calm down, we wouldn't want to be attention to us. It's kind of annoying how loud everyone else is being about this whole event anyways.

Captin': "Ay, hes right..Yer not the Captin' here. Besides, if you ask me, my life full of tis here adventure! Me and me partner sail the sees looking for treasure, and perhaps some new crew."

*Captin' laughs*

Captin': "You'd be surprised how I got a sea-sick hedgehog to part of me pirate crew Hahaha! We're a swashbuckling duo him and me!harhar!"

*Shadow raises an eyebrow towards Captin'*

Shadow: "Wait.. hedgehog?"

Captin' "Ay."

*Captin' notices something behind Shadow and waves*

Captin': "Here he comes right now!'

*Pirate Sonic playfully spin dashes towards Captin'. He catches him in ball form, then P'sonic goes out of ball form and wraps one of his arms around Captin' while Captin' is standing in the usual crossed armed formation. Captin' has a slight smirk.*

P'Sonic: "Yo! What's going on here ey?"

Shadow(angry+flabbergasted): "W-Wait- SONIC??!"

P'Sonic (sass): "Ay, and yer Shadow."

*P'Sonic looks at Captin' confused and points to Shadow with his thumb*

P'Sonic: "Does he need to get his ey' checked too?"

Captain'(slightly insulted): "Oy, What about me eye?"

Shadow(digusted+mad): "Wait a minute, Sonic is your partner?? he's the seasick hedgehog?!?"

*P'sonic looks at Captin' angered. His arm is off of Captin's shoulders now.*

P'Sonic: "Oy! I told you not to tell anyone that!"

Captin': "I never said I wouldn't, sides it's a kneeslapper hahhar!"

*Shadow looks towards Sir Lancelot who seems unphased by all this.*

Shadow: "Don't tell me King Arthur is-"

*Before he says anything, another blue blurr come by. This time, they jump out of their spin dash to approach Sir Lancelot in a calmer manor. They wave towards the trio of shadows and the hyper pirate sonic*

King Arthur: "Greetings Sir Lancelot!"

*Sir Lancelot goes on one of his knees, bowing down to King Arthur(the true king, Sonic) before rising once more. King Arthur is a bit emberassed by all the formality. Shadow is having a existential crisis throughout all of this.*

Shadow(quietly to himself, in pure utter disbelief): "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Sir Lancelot: "A pleasure to see you once more my King."

*Sir Lancelot looks around, then back to King Arthur*

Sir Lancelot: "Your highness, If you do not mind me asking... what exactly are you doing here?"

King Arthur: "The other versions of me got an idea to visit all the others to see what they're all like."

*Pirate Sonic interjects.*

P'Sonic:" Ay! The 3 of us went to go n' visit ya first! Then we're off to see the others!"

Shadow(mentally recovering): "Hold, hold on- 'three of us'???"

Sonic: "YUUPP! SUPRISEE!!"

Shadow: *sigh* "of course...Hello Sonic."

Sonic: "and hello Shadow! and... Shadow's!"

P'sonic: "Oy Sonic #2! Let's go visit that Bat lady next!"

Sonic: "Aww but I just got here- wouldn't wanna miss seeing-"

*sonic looks around for a split second. There's Shadow standing looking at him, with the usual crossed armed stance. Then there's Sir Lancelot whose taken the role of protector for King Arthur by standing ever so slightly in front of him, with him holding as if he is secretly readying himself to deflect any attack at him or King arthur. Then there's Pirate Sonic and Captin' who are chatting about treasure hunting and ideas for the usual technically illegal pirate activites like murder. They're enjoying eachother company.*

Sonic: "-how...the other Shadows..."

*Sonic turns his head slowly towards Shadow. A devious smirk slowly grows on his face and he slowly raises his eyebrows too. He then looks directly at shadow, who's avoiding eye contact."

Sonic: "Are.....?"

*Sonic throws his hands up and sighs*

Sonic:"Welp! I think I have my fill, let's go meet the Rouge then, see what she's up too."

P'Sonic: "Ay-Ay!"

King Arthur: "Alright!"

*The two Zoom off before sonic does. Sonic looks back at shadow, and Shadow quietly speaks to him while the other Shadow's are distracted.*

Shadow: "Don't. Question. IT."

Sonic: "Hey man, this says more about you than it says about me~"

*Shadow angerly growls for a split second.*

Sonic: "I'm just sayinggg-If there's something you uhh.. wanna tell me, I won't bite!"

Shadow(angry): "LEAVE. NOW."

Sonic: "Alright-Alright! IM GOIN'-IM GOING-sheesh!"

*Sonic zooms off, but then turns and yells towards shadow while running backwards*

Sonic: "IM JUST SAYING-IF YOU NEED TO TALKK I WONT BITEEEE I PROMISSEeeee!!!"

*Shadow is really ticked off. Then looks back at his counterparts*

Shadow: "Wh-What was that all about?? That Sonic- what was all that weird stuff about??"

Sir Lancelot: "I am simply succeeding in my knightly duties."

Captin': "Captain's gotta know their crew!"

*the two look at eachother, then toward shadow.*

Sir Lancelot and Captin': "What's your excuse?"

Bonus:

Werehog Sonic ends up tackling everyone he visits, including Shadow who got stuck under his big as fuckin fur.

And P'Sonic, Rouge and Captin' all talk about the best ways to steal some jewels with the occasional mention of pirate ships and shooting cannons.

Sir Lancelot, and the other knightly versions, tend to confuse Sonic with King Arthur as they're both incredibly similar in apperance (and they technically are the same, but it's kinda of weird if I don't make the distinction, cause it looks like Sonic made some weird as cult with other versions of his freinds ngl.) So sometimes Sir Lancelot mistakes Sonic for his king and ends up flustering Sonic with all the noble gestures. This embarreses Sir Lancelot, as well as the rest of the round table crew, with mostly The Lady of the Lake and The Sword dude being able to make the distinction easily.

This also goes for the game crew as well, but less intense as King Arthur is just more regal than his other counterpart, and often hosts the more metallic gloves. Amy cannot make the distinction immediately struggles with this as well.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic and shadow #sonic and the black knight #sir lancelot #percival the cat #knuckles the echidna #shadow the hedgehog #blaze the cat #pirate sonic #captain shadow #sonadow #sonic x shadow #shadow x sonic #shadsoni #shasoni #long post #lansoni #arthurlot

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sephirthoughts · 13 days

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ok i got that nasty one out of my system here’s the nice one

Vincent Got a Phone

[but to the tune of Janie's Got a Gun you're welcome]

WARNINGS: none yet but we’ll get there keep your pants on (for now)

INFO: CID/VINCENT, BBFs vincent & aerith it makes sense i swear, background sefikura, fluff, eventual smut, humor, no angst just idiot-related shenanigans

SYNOPSIS: Vincent had a crush, then he got a phone, which has started him down a road toward genuine human connection that he is in no way prepared for. Aerith, his self-appointed friend and wingman (who may not be nearly as sweet and innocent as one would think, based on the dresses and flowers), is determined to steer her favorite ship on the right course!

Chapter 1: The Friend-ship Sails!

BIGDICKDADDY: hello everyone. i bought a phone.

SolidStrife: sephiroth?

SolidStrife: typo oops

SolidStrife: i mean who the fuck is this

.*･｡ﾟ☆Ti-chan☆｡ﾟ･*. : yeah how did you get our group chat ID creep! >:C

BIGDICKDADDY: this is vincent valentine.

SolidStrife: ...

SolidStrife: quick question

BIGDICKDADDY: cid chose this name for me. i don’t know how to change it.

TheChief: hahaha it’s a real good one why would you change it

✿FlowerGal✿: i thought Dick was short for Richard? shouldn’t it be Big Vince Daddy?

.*･｡ﾟ☆Ti-chan☆｡ﾟ･*. : oh honey

✿FlowerGal✿: or Big Vic Daddy? that works too.

SolidStrife: but the daddy part is ok with you

YiffYuff: i think it’s a funny name lol

SolidStrife: you would

YiffYuff: wtf what is that supposed to mean

SolidStrife: it means i know what your username means

YiffYuff: ????

VValentine: nevermind. cait sith showed me how to do it.

TheChief: aw boo y’all are no fun

TheChief: damn robot cats these days

✿FlowerGal✿: I’m really glad you got a phone, Mr. Valentine! Now we can all talk to you and you won’t miss anything! :-D

[VValentine has left the chat]

.*･｡ﾟ☆Ti-chan☆｡ﾟ･*. : wow rude

SolidStrife: he lasted longer than i expected

YiffYuff: what does my username mean!!

YiffYuff: what the hell are you talking about!!!

YiffYuff: CLOUD!!!!

SolidStrife: why don’t you ask cait sith

Vincent had a phone, now. That was…good. A phone was a thing one used to communicate with other people. It was a step toward humanity. Toward the light. Out of the abyss.

Only, he found himself reflexively wanting to retreat back to the safety of his coffin. After all, was taking such a step even allowed, for him? Was this not just collecting another sin with which to freight his soul and trouble his sleep?

But…when sin felt so much like sunshine on your skin, when it was blue and brilliant gold, so vivid you could almost taste the colors—when sin was a wisp of that heartbreaking warmth, so desperately craved during those long, cold, solitary years in the dark…how was one meant to choose atonement?

He would never try to touch the sky, he reasoned. He would only slip out of the shadows and stand in the sunlight for a little while, to quietly absorb some of its warmth, before he sank back into the eternal darkness. Even such a creature as himself yearned for some small comfort, after all.

A soft voice broke in, drawing him from his ruminations. “Um. Mr. Valentine? Are you coming to dinner?”

It was the lighter haired girl. Aerith Gainsborough. And she looked like she was cautiously approaching a rabid dog.

Vincent suppressed a sigh and withdrew deeper into his cloak, in order to appear less threatening. He couldn’t tell from her expression whether or not it was working. But all he had to do was politely decline, and she would go away.

“No, thank—”

“Hey, Vinnie! Vin!” Cid called out, just then, from ten meters behind her, where the rest of them were gathering. “We’re goin’ to eat, you comin’?”

“Yes, thank you,” Vincent said to the girl, as he pushed himself off the wall he’d been leaning on, and strode away toward the group.

Aerith paused for a moment, with an unreadable look on her face, before she trotted after him.

“Did you not like your food, Cloud?” Tifa was asking, as the party exited the restaurant, a couple of hours later.

“Huh? Food?” Cloud said distractedly. “Oh. It was fine.”

“Do you even know what you ate?” Yuffie retorted. “You were staring at your phone the entire time.”

“I wasn’t staring at my—” Cloud pulled his phone out of his pocket and tapped the screen a few times. “I gotta go. I’ll be back…later.”

“Where are you going? Cloud!” Tifa shouted after him, as he hurried away down the street. Annoyed with the young man’s wayward behavior, she naturally turned to her friend, for support. “Can you believe how rude he’s being? What is going on with him?”

Aerith was looking the other direction, however, apparently engrossed in something else. “Hm? Oh, yeah. Totally. What a jerk.”

“You weren’t even listening!” Tifa said, stamping her foot. “Why is everyone acting like this tonight?”

“You mean, why’s no one paying attention to the princess?” Yuffie smirked.

Tifa scowled. “Shut it, brat. Isn’t it past your bedtime?”

Yuffie rolled her eyes. “Don’t you know frowning gives you wrinkles?”

“Oh, ho ho! Did you guys see that?!” Aerith exclaimed, startling them both.

“See what?” they replied, nearly in unison.

“Mr. Valentine just yawned, and exactly ten seconds later, Mr. Highwind said he was tired and wanted to head back!” She gave a delighted little giggle and then squealed, clutching her phone to her chest, like a teddy bear.

Yuffie and Tifa looked at each other, then back at her, with expressions one might adopt when addressing a mental patient.

“Mr. Valentine yawns all the time, Aeri-chan,” Tifa pointed out.

“Yeah, what’s so interesting about old men being tired?” Yuffie scoffed. “They both fell asleep in the theater, the other night, and you weren’t wetting your pants about that.”

Tifa made a face. “You want to rethink that phrasing, maybe?”

“Hehehe it’s nothing, nothing at all. You wouldn’t understand,” Aerith gloated, while rapidly typing something on her phone. She hit what must have been the ‘send’ button, with an air of triumph, then finally looked up. “Hey…where did Cloud go?”

Over the next several days, Vincent began to get a feeling that he was being watched. He had this feeling because he was definitely being watched. By the Gainsborough girl, of all people. She seemed to have taken an unusual interest in his activities, and had been surreptitiously observing him, at random intervals throughout each day.

He was aware of it pretty much immediately, due to his high level of training and artificially heightened senses, and also the fact that she was really bad at spying. Like, he literally saw her ducking behind a trash can, once. Whoever among their enemies had got to her, they obviously hadn’t given her much in the way of instruction, before they sent her to work. Maybe it was a blackmail job.

Either way, if she was under hostile influence, she was now a threat to the group, and it was his duty to get to the bottom of it. It’d be better not to alert the others, yet, in case anyone else was compromised, so he’d be going this one alone. Besides, it wasn’t as if he needed help handling one little teenaged girl.

That night, after supper, he took a walk around the general area of the group’s rooms, making sure he was clearly seen, then faded into the shadows, to lie in wait for the spy. Three minutes and seventeen seconds later, he heard stealthy footsteps coming down the walk.

Tch. Amateur. She didn’t disguise her gait, control her breathing, or even try to mask her scent. When she passed the dark space between the buildings, she was playing with her phone, pretending to be looking at it, but glancing stealthily about, obviously looking for her target.

In less time than it takes for a human heart to beat once, a whirl of crimson whipped out of the narrow alley, silently engulfed the young woman, and vanished. Behind the building, in the deep shadows, Aerith suddenly found herself pinned against a brick wall, with the big triple-barrel of Cerberus pressed to her throat.

“Scream and it will be the last sound you make in this life,” Vincent said, in a low, menacing snarl (which was just his usual voice but slightly quieter). “Who are you working for?”

“Mr. Valentine?” Aerith replied, in a normal, conversational tone, looking at his face, rather than the gun, for which he had to inwardly applaud her cool-headedness under duress. “What are you doing lurking around in the alley?”

The hammer clicked back. “A name, Ms. Gainsborough. Or I paint this wall with your—”

“Oh, please, you’re not going to kill me,” she laughed (Actually laughed! At him!!). “If you were, you’d have cut my throat or strangled me right away, instead of trying to scare me with your very loud gun, with all our friends right within hearing distance.”

He wrapped his other hand around her neck and holstered the weapon. “You’re right. There are plenty of ways to kill you quietly. Answer the question. Who are you working for? How did they get to you? Are they blackmailing you? Holding someone hostage? If so, why did you not come to us for help, rather than betray us?”

“I really don’t know what you’re talking about.” She eyed him doubtfully. “Are you…feeling ok, Mr. Valentine?”

“I am never feeling ok. That is beside the point. You have been following me and spying on me, for five days. You appear to be recording my movements and reporting them to someone. I also saw you take several photographs of me and Cid Highwind, when you believed yourself to be unobserved.”

Her eyes went wide. “Eh? You saw tha—I mean, I have no idea what you mean! You have no right to interrogate me! I want a lawyer!”

“A lawyer? I am not with the police, Ms. Gainsborough. In case you forgot…I’m a monster.” As he said this, he leaned closer, baring his sharp canine teeth, and letting his irises flash brilliant crimson-gold, in the darkness of the alleyway.

“Ooh, that was so cool!” Aerith breathed. “Wow, you’re really sexy, Mr. Valentine.”

Vincent choked and actually took a step back, letting go of her neck, from sheer astonishment. “What are you—that’s not—how can a nice young lady like yourself use such a word, so casually!”

“What, sexy? You really have been living in a coffin, haven’t you. Times have changed. Nice young ladies like me can say and think and do whatever we want. That includes thinking you’re sexy and telling you so. Not that I’m into you! Even if I swung that way, you’re like a million years too old for me, yuck.”

When she said that last bit, she laughed and stuck her tongue out, with a little shudder of disgust, to which Vincent took great umbrage. He was old, sure, but he didn’t look old. He looked pretty good, he thought. Anyway, he definitely wasn’t worthy of a shudder.

Also, how did this tiny girl flip the situation around on him, so fast! Saying all these bizarre things and confusing him! On top of that, she wasn’t even a little bit scared of him! That hurt his pride even more than the shudder, and he became morose.

“As I was saying, you’ve got the situation all wrong,” Aerith informed him, flipping her braid over her shoulder. “I mean, yeah…maybe I was spying on you a little. But that was for my own reasons. No one got to me and I’m not betraying anyone. I’m actually your ally, here. Maybe the only one you have.”

Vincent was hiding in his collar, with his arms crossed sullenly, glowering down at her from the shadow of his black bangs. “What nonsense are you talking? What do you mean, ally?”

“Let’s just say, I represent a certain community, of very devoted, extremely supportive enthusiasts, who take a special interest in…gentlemen such as yourself.”

This was definitely some kind of trick, to trip him up, but he couldn’t see the hook yet. Better play along, for now. “Such as myself, in what way?”

“Gentlemen who, you know,” she winked suggestively, which nearly sent him stumbling back another step, “prefer the company of other gentlemen.”

“I prefer no one’s company,” he growled. “Try again.”

She raised her eyebrows. “Not even…Mr. Highwind’s?”

What the hellfire? What did she know?? Would he have to kill her, after all?!

“I can tell by the look on your…forehead, that you know what I’m talking about,” the infuriating and deeply bewildering young woman continued. “It’s also clear from my observations, that no one else knows. And that, if it’s left up to you, he never will. That is where your dearly devoted fujoshi sisters come in.”

This was obviously an attempt to baffle him with more gibberish. Vincent’s hand was already on Cerberus’ stock again. “You’re stalling. So, you have backup coming. You think they can kill me, before I kill you?”

“Seriously, tone down the drama, Mr. Valentine. I’m trying to tell you I want to help you. Look, I’ll show you.” She pulled her phone out and held it up so he could look at the screen. “This is our server. These are all sisters—that’s what we call our members. Each channel is devoted to a different ship, but we encourage multi-shipping and no ship hate is allowed, whatsoever.”

“Channel? Ship? You like…nautical engineering?” Vincent attempted, utterly at a loss.

“Ship is short for relationship. The Fujo-Friends server is dedicated to fanship of the MLM variety.”

He blinked stupidly at the screen, as she scrolled through what she called a channel. It looked like a group chat, sort of like the one their party used on the phone, but it was made up of far more participants.

They all had little cartoon avatars, and inexplicable names, like ‘Mrs. Genesis’ and ‘disco slut kadaj’ and ‘sefikurafan’ and ‘rudeXlovesXreno’, and even a ‘Sephiroth’s Daddy’ which he did not like, at all. Messages were popping up, constantly, and they seemed to be talking about…

Vincent’s head spun, and he had to lean on the wall, to catch his breath. He had literally never seen so many euphemisms for that crucial part of the male anatomy, in his life. He didn't even know most of them, before.

How…how could all of those people talk so openly about these things? How could they all care enough about total strangers, to say so many weird and perverse (and also a lot of very sweet and supportive) things, about them? How could they know so much more about that kind of thing than he did?!

He passed a hand over his brow. “You, and all these other women…you talk about men, having…sexual relationships, with other men? Why?”

“Oh, it’s not just women,” Aerith chirped. “We welcome sisters of all genders. Why do we do it? For a ton of reasons. Mostly because it’s fun, but honestly, a lot of us are just sick of the heteronormative status-quo getting pushed on us in every form of media, and want to imagine more people in happy, queer relationships. I mean, there are toxic ships, too, but those are strictly for the sake of hotness. We don’t condone any abusive or unhealthy relationships, IRL.”

Vincent shook his head helplessly. “I—I don’t know what any of those words mean.”

“It’s ok, that’s why I offered to help you. You don’t seem to know what you’re doing in that area. Like, at all.”

“What I’m doing in which area?”

“Well…you like Mr. Highwind, right?”

“If you already know, why do you keep asking,” Vincent returned crossly.

“Good! The first step is talking about your crush to a trusted friend,” Aerith encouraged.

“Who said you were a trusted—”

“As for the other steps, a socially challenged but otherwise high-spec man, like you, is just the kind of person who could benefit from the sisters’ help! Don’t worry, I won’t put you on the server, or anything. Unless you want me to.” Vincent’s glare intensified. “Ok, I’ll take that as a no. What I can do for you, is act as your relationship consultant. With the input of the sisters, of course. The Fujo-Friends will help you make a plan to get your man!”

Vincent nodded. “I’m leaving. Goodnight.”

“No, no, wait!” Aerith said, stepping hastily in front of him. “Just hear me out, ok? I know this all probably seems ridiculous to you, but…I can’t stand seeing you so sad, Mr. Valentine. You’re a good person, and you’ve survived through so much. You deserve happiness. You deserve love. And I deserve to see you and Mr. Highwind together.”

“A good person.” His lip curled in a sneer, which was totally lost on Aerith, as it did so behind his collar. “What could possibly have lead you to believe that about me? Do good people live in coffins in the basements of disused bioengineering facilities?”

“They do if they’re trying to protect other people from something. I know your story. What happened to you. And I know all you’ve done is help people, since you went underground. You’re even helping us, now. So…let me help you, a little. Consider it a thank you, for being on the team.”

Vincent withdrew gloomily into his cloak again (like a turtle retracting into its shell, which was far more adorable than he realized or he’d never do it again), and said nothing. But he didn’t say no. The moment he failed to say no, he handed Aerith the reins.

“Great! So excited to get started!” She clapped her hands delightedly and bounced up and down, like a child. “I'll message you tomorrow morning, with the details!”

Vincent sighed heavily. “Alright.”

He was still in a daze, musing on how he’d even gotten into this mess, when he found himself back in his room. It was…something of a relief, to be honest. He had no idea how to ask for help and wouldn’t have accepted it, if it was offered.

But if it was urgently pressed upon him, what choice did he have? He couldn’t hurt Ms. Gainsborough’s feelings, after she’d been so kind as to reach out to him. Aside from Cid, she was the first one in the group to speak directly to him, excluding strictly necessary communication.

Also, he had a sneaking suspicion that this small girl could be scarier than Sephiroth, if she took a mind to, and he had no desire to find out if he was correct.

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landonsrpmemes · 2 years

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Left 4 Dead 2 Quote Starters

quotes from left 4 dead 2 (2009) for use as ask prompts / starters. feel free to edit words, phrasing or pronouns to fit better. click here for quotes from left 4 dead 1.

Kill all sons-a-bitches. That’s my official instructions.

This used to be a nice neighborhood!

Thought they were supposed to be saving our asses?!

Looks like there’s been a change of plans.

This is some grim shit we got ourselves into.

Alright, let’s put on our game faces. They’re comin’!

I have not.... come this far...... to die now.

Hahaha! I’m thinking we can take on anything!

Oh, baby, we can’t have you down there. Now get up.

Come on now, what you goin’ on about? You’re gonna make it.

You have to learn to take care of yourself, or you’ll keep ending up down here.

We... I... need you for a little longer.

Ain’t no harm in goin’ down. Let (name) help ya’ up.

I got ‘ya, I got ‘ya... just try not to look down, now.

Hey, I don’t mean to be scarin’ you none, but you go down like that again, and that’s it.

I can’t lie to you, you are messed up. If you don’t get yourself patched up, that’s it.

You gonna be okay.... ah, nah, nah, I can’t lie to ya.

You might wanna make your peace. You hurt bad.

I’m no nurse, but you look pretty messed up.

Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside of you.

While I am the best-looking girl hanging on a ledge, I wish I wasn’t! Hanging on a ledge, I mean.

I think... we just became longshots.

Well, shit, we’re a twosome from here on out.

We gotta pull our shit together.

Okay, okay, oh God, this was a mistake!

This ain’t that kinda ride, (name). [Whispering] This is where you make out with your girlfriend.

Bringing back any memories, (name)? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air...

How many tunnel of love memories you got, (name)?

Sometimes it feels like we’re babysitting, doesn’t it?

He is making the best of a bad situation.... I wish I could be that happy.

Gee, my bedroom was painted like this... baby blue... I think maybe my dad wanted a boy...

I have never gone to a Tunnel of Love. In my neighborhood, we just had the underpass of unwanted advances.

Sitting in a big, plastic swan in a half foot of water. That ain’t romantic, that’s just stupid.

When we start this tape, get ready! The music's gonna be incredibly good, but try to focus.

Hey, come on, now! Quarrelin' amongst ourselves ain't solvin' nothing.

It may have escaped y'alls notice but this building's on fire.

Holy shit, zombies are real. [loud whisper] I knew it.

There’s blood on me but it ain’t mine.

Anyone get bit? Isn’t that how this works?

Y'know, I've never done a color tattoo before...

Seriously, is nobody else freaked out right now? We are walking through a sewer.

Man, I'm gonna start crying in a minute.

#left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #l4d #l4d2 #left 4 dead rp #left 4 dead roleplay #l4d rp #l4d roleplay #rp prompts #rp starters #ask memes #ask prompts #ask starters #sentence starters #sentence prompts #starter prompts #roleplay starters

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underworldboss · 7 months

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So, Hades…are you single? Asking for a friend who most certainly isn’t me btw hahaha….

"Nope. I've got my lovely lady Maleficent on my arm, and we're goin' strong. Y'know, it's nice to have a ghoulfriend who really understands my need for power, revenge, rage, and chaos. She gets me and lights a fire inside of me!"

#I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker {answered asks}#Evenin' dark and deadly #powersofhell #Hadeficent

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devildom-drabbles · 2 years

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How do you think Mammon and Levi would feel about a tsundere mc (who is the “It’s not like I like you or anything, but I’ll hang out with you 🙄 *but genuinely is excited to hang out*” type) threatening a demon that was talking bad about the brother, and saying “Only I can be mean to them. If you even dare mutter a word about them I will personally make the rest of your life misery!”

Two tsundere demons with a tsundere MC? I love it! Though, I can imagine that the rest of the demon brothers pull out their hair from how obvious it is that they like each other, hahaha. Thanks for the prompt! Enjoy!

How would Mammon and Leviathan react when Tsundere!MC sticks up for them?

“Yeah, that’s right!” Mammon exclaims after MC’s declaration to the other demon. “Only MC can-- Wait, no! I meant, no one should be disrespectin’ the Great Mammon!”

He manages to scare off the low-rank demon with a few threats of his own before dragging MC away with him. “What was that all about, MC? Seriously, makin’ threats to a demon?! Are ya tryin’ to get yourself killed? You’re lucky I saved your skin this time, b-but it’s only ‘cause I’m supposed to look after ya, got it? It’s not like I asked ya to stick up for me!”

Mammon’s scolding abruptly dies down, replaced with stumbling words and a redness in his face that reaches the tips of his ears. “But, well, I mean, I guess it wasn’t all that bad that you did... Th-That doesn’t mean that I liked it, though!” He tries to argue his case, but it’s obvious that he’s actually quite touched by what MC said (except for the part about them being the only one who can be mean to him, even if they were right).

“Anyway," Mammon resumes, "I’m starvin’, so let’s get goin’ to Hell’s Kitchen already. I’m feelin’ generous today, so I guess I can treat ya to somethin’ while we’re there. But just this once! It’s not gonna be a frequent thing!” (Spoiler: It’s already a frequent thing.)

Leviathan sputters like the engine of a small boat, unable to form a coherent sentence before MC turns away from the other demon with a huff and walks away with the Avatar of Envy in tow. He’s absolutely flabbergasted by the event he just witnessed. MC--the one who acts so cold and abrasive most of the time--stood up for him?! Is he dreaming?! He’s reluctant to pinch himself in order to check.

“Hey, um, MC?” Levi forces himself to ask. “Why did you...say those things to that demon? I mean, they were just speaking the truth, right? I am a lame shut-in otaku. Watching you go from being mean to me to defending me like that... If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you sounded a lot like a tsun--”

He stops in his tracks. The more he thinks about all of his interactions with MC, the more he realizes that they may as well be the definition of a tsundere character! How did he not recognize this sooner?!

“Moe...” Levi blushes profusely upon noticing that he said this aloud. “I-I-I mean-- Um-- Never mind! Forget I said anything! Everything you said was perfect-- I MEAN ‘FINE!’ E-Everything you said was fine! I’m okay with how you acted, so please just keep being as you are, MC.”

#ask response #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #snippet

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UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

First Hangout

-TORIEL

The first time you hung out with Toriel was when she invited you to her house while Frisk was at school

She made some tea and you two ended up talking to each for hours.

You left when Frisk came home so that Toriel could start making you dinner.

She escorted you back to your car and bid you farewell.

"Next time you come over, I will make you some butterscotch and cinnamon pie!"

-SANS

The first time you hung out with Sans, he invited you over to watch funny shows with him.

Although you two didn't talk much and he ended up falling asleep and you had to be escorted out by his brother.

You still had a really fun time.

"hey hey, how's it goin'?"

-PAPYRUS

The first time you hung out with Papyrus was at his house.

You two had talked on the phone the other day and somehow the subject of spaghetti was brought up.

Another human friend of his told him the way he made spaghetti was incorrect and so he asked if you knew how.

You said you did, and thus you taught him how to make spaghetti in his kitchen.

It was messy and a lot of work. But you two had a lot of fun and ended up making pretty damn good pasta.

"WELCOME TO MY HUNBLE ABODE, (Y/N)!"

-UNDYNE

The first time you hung out with Undyne was when you two decided to see a scary movie together.

You both like scary movies, and while everyone else was screaming in terror, you and Undyne were laughing at the really bad jumpscares.

You had the best time with her.

"PFBFBFTTT! LOOK AT HOW FUNNY CHUCKY'S KID LOOKS! HAHAHA!"

-ALPHYS

Your first hang out with Alphys happened at her house.

The minute she found out you liked Anime, she wanted to have you over as soon as possible.

When you got there, her house was mostly cleaned up, and she sat on the couch surrounded by snacks.

You two binged all of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie and you two finished your favorite anime as well.

You ended up staying the night and you two fell asleep on her couch together.

"H-Have you ever seen M-Mew Mew Kissy Cutie?....N-No?! Oh boy, you're in for a t-treat!"

-METTATON

After Mettaton slipped you his number, he scheduled a little hang out session for you two.

A private hang out session.

No cameras, and no one else.

He sent a car to your address to pick you up and you were brought to his mansion.

When you arrived, he stepped outside and greeted you as if you were an old friend he hadn't seen in years.

The hangout was only two hours but you two got to know each other quite a bit.

After the hangout was over, he walked you back to the car and gave your knuckles another kiss.

Then the driver drove you back to your house.

"(Y/N), MY LOVELY! IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO FINALLY MEET YOU! COME IN, COME IN!"

-ASGORE

The first time you hung out with Asgore was went you two went out to a cafe for tea.

You met him there and he payed for both of you.

The two of you talked for a good long while and had at least three cups of tea each.

There was just so much to talk about!

You had to leave the hangout session to go to an appointment but promised to see Asgore again.

Why wouldn't you after having such a fun time talking to him?

"Howdy (Y/n)! I hope you like the little cafe I picked out."

-MUFFET

The first time you hung out with Muffet was as she was closing up shop.

She was cleaning her counters and you came in ti ask how business was.

She was so happy to tell you all about how everything went uphill when she took you advice and you two ended up talking and hanging out as she cleaned.

Which eventually turned into you two getting coffee together.

"Oh dearie! I took your advice adn everything went wonderfully!"

-GRILLBY

The first time you hung out with Grillby was at the beach.

Not to go swimming, but to take a walk.

You walked in the water, while Grillby obviously did not.

The two of you walked amd talked for a long while, until it got late and you had to go home.

You had fun though and you were happy to do it again.

"...you're not going to splash me...are you?"

-GASTER

When you walked back into the underground, Gaster told you that you had to find three of his "followers"

He explained to you that he used to be the royal scientist for the king.

Until he was accidentally killed by his experiment.

His body and soul were shattered, divided into four parts.

And those other parts took the shape of other monsters, hence why they are technically his followers.

He was waiting for someone who could see him to help him and it turned out to be you.

In each landmark besides Home, there was a gaster follower.

The way to get his follower reconnected to him was to touch both of them at the same time.

That way, Gaster could "absorb" his follower back into his body.

Everytime you did, he came a little less goopy and see through, and a lot more like a skeleton monster.

After the final gaster follower was "absorbed", Gaster's soul appeared in front of his fully corporeal body and returned to its owner.

He reached out to touch you, gently holding your shoulder before he pulled you into a hug.

He thanked you for bringing him back from the dead.

Then you two left the underground, and went to join the others.

"⚐︎☟︎ 💣︎✡︎ ☝︎⚐︎👎︎...❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎...❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎...❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 💧︎⚐︎ 💣︎🕆︎👍︎☟︎..."

(Translation: Oh my god...thank you...thank you...thank you so much...)

[Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day]

#undertale #boyfriend girlfriend scenarios #toriel #sans #papyrus #undyne #alphys #mettaton #muffet #grillby #gaster #self insert

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