#grumpy Bruce

[kartsie]

@batfam-au-zine is having their leftover sale now!! This was my Dr. Wayne piece I got to contribute ft. Teenage Dick and baby Tim

#my art #batfam #batfamily #batfam au #batfam au zine #batman #bruce wayne #dr Wayne au #tim drake #dick grayson #doctor au #grumpy baby Tim and his skateboard my fav duo #dc comics

[superbat-love]

When you bring a friend over and they meet your cat for the first time.

#bruce the grumpy cat #superman as batman’s translator #superbat #dc #dc animation #official #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #justice league #martian manhunter

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Danny was being harassed in broad daylight.

He can’t get the guy to take a hint and frankly he’s going to be late for his new job if he can’t get through the door.

Just when he was starting to think that he would have to hit him, a hand gently rested on his shoulder.

“Hey Chum sorry it took me so long to get here but traffic was a killer! Is this man bothering you?”

Turns out His boss Bruce Wayne is actually a nice man.

Too bad Gotham gossips worst than a small town.

Seriously guys, this isn’t funny, it stopped being funny the third time he got picked out of a crowd as the “new Wayne.”

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #bruce wayne #bruce: let me get this kid out of a tough spot #bruce: why are my kids grumpy at me? #Bruce: what do you mean *new son* #Danny jokenly: thanks dad #everyone in the tower: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN! #Bruce is gripping his self restraint mentally every time this new hire is in his eyesight #his kids would have a field day if he adopted a new recruit with black hair and blue eyes #when your fake dad accidentally becomes your real dad through osmosis #writting prompt

[capsrecedinghairline]

Dick: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t adopt.”

Jason: “I’m not his real kid. He didn’t avenge me, he doesn’t really love me.”

Tim: “I’m not his real kid. I forced my way into this family when he was grieving his actual son, he never wanted me.”

Damian: “I might be the blood son, but I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t choose.

Duke: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the odd one out in this family, and technically I still have my parents.

Stephanie: “…”

Stephanie: “Every day I thank God I’m not his real kid.”

#batfam #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cass isn’t included in this bc she’s pretty secure in her place lmao she’s like yeah that weird grumpy man is my dad #dc comics

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 174

Despite what people complain and snark about, Bruce does in fact have contingency plans for pretty much everything. And while he doesn’t have an exact contingency for Jason apparently accidentally kidnapping the apparently prince of the Realms- some infinite space where the dead resided according to Zatanna and Constantine, he’ll have an existential crisis about it later thanks- he did have one for his kids accidentally kidnapping someone. 

He just doesn’t think that exact plan will work in this case, seeing as that plan had to do with civilians and not very large kings that could obliterate the entire world with a hand wave, nevermind the fact that they have so many armies. Not to mention what is apparently both the king’s second-in-command and brother. 

Well, if none of his usual contingencies won’t work and Constantine’s attempts at making a deal isn’t working, nor is the other’s attempts to talk the two down, then it’s plan Z time. Seduction it is. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The league all ended up in the realms & Jason ended up picking up a child who was asking him questions #This was not noticed until Constantine had already finished the sigil to teleport them all out of the Realms #Which is when they both notice the child in Jason’s arms #and the fact that the child has a circlet-crown & galaxy cape #Danny isn’t happy to have been turned into his ghost age for his own health #He’s bullying Pariah into being a better person accidentally #Grumpy lad snuck out into the gardens instead of nap time just in time for the league & co to appear #Pariah & Fright finish the council meeting just in time to see a group of living disappear with the BABY PRINCE #They understandably panicked #Meanwhile Danny is having a blast asking this other halfa about his world full of heroes #Let’s be honest at least half of Bruce’s rogues have either been with him before or have an obsessive crush on him #And he knows how to flirt AND how to fight #No one is going to believe the league when they try to tell the others what happened #halfa jason todd #liminal batfamily

[piedpiperart]

DC x DP prompt

Danny is hanging out with Dora, and gets caught in a trap by Aragon. He takes the dragon amulet and phases it into Danny’s chest, which turns Danny into a dragon, and then sends him through a natural portal to cause chaos.

Aragon tries to take over the zone while Danny is gone but Dora beats the crap out of him.

Meanwhile Danny is a dragon now, smaller than his human form because he’s still a baby ghost, and his core reflects that. Baby dragon Danny was sent to the DC universe and lands (un)gracefully in an alley in Gotham.

He could be feral like little baby man but he could also just be regular Danny brain power as a ghostly dragon. Who is like three feet long. He does his best to get his bearings, roams around a bit, hides from people, and scrounges for food as he tries to find a way back home. (Might not realize he’s not in his universe)

Danny catches the attention of some not so great people and runs and hides in an alley, digging into the trash or under a dumpster bc he is Smol.

Meanwhile Damian is out on patrol and hears commotion on the streets. He swiftly beats up this gang of guys chasing someone(or something) into an alley. After running them off he hears rustling amongst the trash in the dark alley. He thinks it’s a cat, as it usually is, but is surprised to find an actual, baby, black and white dragon with bright green eyes.

Obviously he plans to take him home, but has to coax Danny out from underneath the dumpster. Maybe he uses some snacks from his cool pouches on his belt. Eventually he wins over Danny, but Damian has to keep him a secret from the batfam.

The secret does not last long. Keeping a dragon in your room is not a good hiding spot. But, he found that Danny likes to cuddle, so obviously the little dragon had to stay with him.

Alfred found out first, promised not to say anything and help feed the dragon. Not sure who finds out next but Danny probably tries to bite Dick when he tries to pick him up a bunch.

Damian plans to train Danny to be his sidekick. If Batman gets a batdog, obviously Damian needs a bat dragon. Name is a work in progress, but Damian still makes Danny a lil bat outfit to match Ace.

Eventually everyone finds out and Bruce especially is trying to figure out where the dragon came from and why he’s just chilling with the fam. The tamest dragon he’s ever seen tbh it makes him worried

Damian finds out about some of Danny’s powers and shenanigans ensue. Danny gets comfy with the bats and is treating the whole thing like a vacation away from his troublesome life. Dragons probably purr, right?

Eventually maybe Danny finds a way to communicate that he’s actually a teenager trapped in dragon form and he needs help. The batfam collectively lose their minds when Danny’s revealed to have black hair and blue eyes.

#damian asks to see the amulet after and promptly turns into his own dragon #he has fun being a dragon and lighting time stuff on fire #danny is adorable #little baby man #but dragon #little dragon man #little baby dragon #I need to draw this #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead serious #could also work the same if any of the other brothers found him #I think it would be cool for red hood to have a dragon sidekick too #Jason: heard you got a dog #Bruce: Jason is that a dragon #Jason: my sidekick pet is better than yours #ace and Danny get along though and Jason is grumpy about it #damian names his dragon something really regal like Polaris and the family just calls him Polly #Danny thinks it’s hilarious

[mac-n-cheese-art]

low effort inking + flat coloring of a doodle i did

#mac n cheese art #art #my art #digital art #doodle #batman #john constantine #bruce wayne #i love their grumpy bitchy little antagonizing interactions #hellblazer #dc comics

[myloveforfanfictonisendless]

Them meeting after a protracted period of time due to taking individual solo missions Superman lifts his lover with love and affection with the first chance he gets holding no restraints of it being in front of his other teammates.

Bruce: *frown* Put me down or I will throw this on you

Clark: I missed you too Bat.

Bruce: It is made out of Kryptonite.

Clark: Still not going to let go so try better.

Bruce:........*grumpy but secretly happy to see his bf as well*

Picture from Pinterest

#dc superman #dc universe #dc comics #batman #superman x batman #Bruce Wayne #clark kent fluff #superbat #clark x bruce #when your lover is a tsundere #my post #not my art #golden retriever Clark x grumpy cat Bruce

[nelkcats]

Summer Camp

Fighting ghosts had caused his grades to drop, to the point where some were barely passing. That's why Mr. Lancer recommended him to get a tutor or attend a remedial course, something Danny considered quite absurd, how was he going to be able to get away from Amity without it getting destroyed?

Jazz didn't seem to find it absurd at all, and despite his complaints, the halfa ended up at "summer camp" to boost his knowledge or something (Sam and Tucker seemed pretty sure they could handle the ghosts on their own while he was gone), at least, they had an activity about stargazing, for which Danny was grateful.

In the camp he found someone just as bitter as he was, but strangely excited. "Jason Todd" was grumpy about attending and having to be away from his family, but he was excited to learn new things. Danny found it endearing.

They both ended up becoming friends, and reminding each other of the things they were missing. At the end of the camp, it seemed that life had returned to the eyes of the tired halfa. It was during his last night at the camp, when Danny was showing the boy the stars, that Jason kissed him.

Unfortunately they didn't have much time left so they decided to keep in touch and send each other letters. Each headed to their respective city with a smile on their faces. The happiness Danny had earned was gone as soon as Jason's letters stopped coming.

He checked the Gotham newspapers with curiosity and was furious as soon as he saw the news of Jason (sweet, nerdy, and rude Jason) being killed in a fucking explosion. He flew at full speed until he found his grave, and helplessly began to cry. Whether he was angry or sad, he didn't know.

Ectoplasmic tears fell on the grave and unknown to the halfa, they were absorbed by the body. When Danny noticed that the tomb was beginning to glow the same toxic green he knew he couldn't help but feel hopeful. But it wasn't enough.

He didn't know if it would work, but on instinct he drew ectoplasm directly from his core and propelled it into Jason's tomb, hoping it would help. Danny wondered if he was breaking a rule in the Realms but he didn't care.

When he heard his friend's weak heartbeat (Boyfriend? Lover? He doesn't know, they never put a label on each other) he began to dig up the dirt around the grave, but before he could finish, time stopped and Clockwork looked at him with a frown. His mentor looked annoyed, but strangely comprehensive as he directed him to the Clock Tower.

#dpxdc #dead on main #Jason and Danny attended to the same summer camp #Jason because he wanted to learn the things he couldn't before being adopted #and Danny because he needed to improve his grades #Jason loved being Robin but loved more learning new things #he was grumpy because Bruce told him to stop being Robin for a while to attend the summer camp #They fall in love with each other #dp x dc #dc x dp #deadonmain #They kept sending letters to each other until Jason died #Danny's tears and ecto in general revived Jason #But that broke a rule in the realms #that's the reason Clockwork was disappointed #because Danny broke the equilibrium but they couldn't do anything and it was already done #Jason revival happened as normal #the difference was that in the future Batman cornered Red Hood and was about to send him to Arkham #at that moment Danny appeared and froze all the ground between them before taking Jason's hand and pulling him out of there #and they both reconnected #The Ancients forbade Danny from seeing Jason for a period of time while they searched a way to mend the broken balance #Danny can be ghost king here or not you chose

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

People can point out how bad of a father Bruce can be in the canon DC comics all they want. I’m aware I’ve read more Batman comics than anyway probably should. That doesn’t mean it still doesn’t feel good to see WFA ignore that and make Bruce be  kind, compassionate, loving, and most of all encouraging to all of his kids in WFA.

#bruce wayne #batman #Damian Wayne #robin #wayne family adventures #wfa #also damian looks cute in that photo #full grumpy wet cat energy

[riverdeansart]

red hood but he's a grumpy lil baby

#this is how dick and tim see him #just a grumpy lil baby #bruce is like 'he kills people' #and tim and dick are like 'so?? he's just a lil guy' #my art #fanart #dc comics #red hood #jason todd #doodle #digital art

[superbat-love]

AU where Bruce is the proud owner and operator of a cafe known as the go-to spot for the finest coffee in the quaint college town. While majority of the patrons sing its praises, a select few who have unwittingly incurred Bruce's ire find themselves less enchanted.

Bruce's children often frequent the cafe for study sessions, occasionally accompanied by potential partners who are unknowingly subjected to Bruce’s experimental concoctions known as "contingency coffees."

One day, Dick brings Clark to the cafe. Clark greets Bruce warmly, unfazed by the seething look he receives in return. After thanking the man for the cup of coffee slammed onto the counter in front of him, Clark joins Dick at their table.

While he was tutoring Dick, Clark can't help but occasionally peek at Bruce over his cup of coffee spiced with Carolina Reaper peppers. As they left the cafe, Clark thanked Bruce once again for the delicious coffee, much to his chagrin.

Clark becomes a regular visitor, ordering the same special coffee each time. Though initially infuriated by Clark's presence, Bruce begrudgingly tolerates him upon realizing Clark's lack of romantic interest in his son.

Clark frequently lingers near the counter, making earnest attempts to engage the reserved owner in conversation. He treasures Bruce's brief, one-word responses as if they were pearls of wisdom. “What a strange man,” Bruce thought as he served Clark his coffee alongside a spicy chocolate jalapeno cake.

Clark’s order, dubbed the ‘Clark Combo’, becomes a secret menu item for the most adventurous customers.

#coffee shop au #clark the persistent puppy #bruce the grumpy cat #dc headcanon #dc fanfic #batfam headcanons #batfamily headcanons #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #batfam #batfamily #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #robin #nightwing #dick grayson

[kartsie]

The Nanda Parbat Madonna

#based off the Sistine Madonna #love making references to old art like that is my favorite genre #talia al ghul #grumpy baby Damian agenda #damian wayne #damian al ghul #bruce wayne #batman #league of assassins #ras al ghul #dc comics #my art

[mantareidraws]

Brainrot batman stickers 🦇🫐 I finally watched the movie, and I'm sold on emo broody battinson 🫶!!

Still feeling unsure if I should print and sell them later on aaaaa. I rarely see DC merch at local conventionsss 🤧

#my art #the batman #batman #batman fanart #battinson #bruce wayne #robert pattinson #jim gordon #jeffrey wright #alfred pennyworth #andy serkis #dc fanart #i absolutely loved their buddy cop dynamic #the image of battinson munching on fresh berries is forever burned into my memory sjfjsjfjs #he's just a grumpy fruit bat in dire need of alfred's tlc

[bruciemilf]

What are your thoughts on Battison!Bruce and GrumpyCavil!Clark? Like I need you to feed me your thoughts bestie pls and thank

OOOF okay bestie, this is gonna be really obscure because I've been watching a ton of cooking shows, but I raise you: Hell's Kitchen AU

Alfred is a certified Chef with experience under his belt and a zero tolerance policy for bullshit. " WHAT ARE YOU?!"

Harley, between two pieces of muffin: an imbecile muffin--

And EVERYONE knows that Bruce, the clumsiest, messiest, worstest cook there, is present ENTIRELY because Alfred likes him and his endearing antics too much to boot him home

Bruce after squeezing pickle juice in his lemon tarts because he doesn't know the difference in color: is this okay :( I know it's not the best :(

Alfred, physically holding back the filthiest curses: Congratulations you're the winner of this week's challenge-

The Valentine's day theme eventually comes, and everyone expects cutie Bruce to be married to some nerdy, dorky, soft spoken person; Imagine their surprise when a 6'5 shithouse stomps his way into the building, going straight to dip Bruce In a kiss

Bruce in confessionals: My husband is the cuddliest teddy bear I know

Clark, breaking a blender with his bare hands and staring Ivy right in the eye:

Bruce: we're here to have fun :>

Clark, in HIS confessional: I hope they told their mothers 'I love you' because this is the slaughterhouse, and I'm the knife

#clark kent #bruce wayne #clarkbruce #bruceclark #grumpy!clark #superbat #clark x bruce #superman #batman #dc #dc comics #text #text post

[shihoerusu]

I had to draw this.

.based on a incorrect quote by @oceanview15

#you know when a straight couple have a iron grip on you? y’all it’s been a year and im still here chocking #I might be a lesbian but their chemistry allows me to ignore the fact that he is a man #Selina would wear his clothes #Bruce Wayne is better when he is a malewife towards Selina #like how a grumpy broody and scary he is usually is but got Selina he is *soft* #selina kyle #batcat #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x catwoman #catwoman #Bruce Wayne #the batman 2022 #batman catwoman #zoelina #battison #battinson #selina wayne #batman #dc couples #brucelina #when you have to post and delete three times because you keep forgetting details in your art 😭 #incorrect quotes