Tomarry/Harrymort will always have the type of sexual tension that no matter what the main ship is; they will always steal the show.
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NOOOOO WAS CLEANING OUT MY FOLLOWING N ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOWED SOMEONE …BUT DIDNT CATXH WHO IT WAS 😨😨😨😨😨 HELP ME
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the m in john marston stands for malewife
(yes i did buy the dress)
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he really did name an owl after producer of hit horror podcast the magnus archives alexander j nowlall
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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it's kind of problematic how some people are naked under their clothes, like, ummm ??? you're in public ?? 🤨
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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
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hey . my boyfriend and i saw you across the bar and we're really digging your vibe
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*barty and sirius in azkaban*
barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet
sirius: nothing can break me
barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth
sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them
barty:
sirius:
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must not.. overthink... must NOT overthink shit. magic... must not.... logic brain... my poor poor logic brain....
Response to this aha
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disclaimer: the worst interpretation of leon you'll ever see.
crazy for the idea of fuckboy leon who's an absolute douche at first but then u realize he's a giant baby softie boy who wants to hold ur hand
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