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cralaofmandalore · 1 year

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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

#archive of our own #ao3 #queen elizabeth #meme #ao3 meme #fanfiction #fanfic #i killed the queen #im sorry #there's no queen of england #lgbtq #funny #tumblr #twitter #help lmao #wtf #seriously wtf

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selenevassos · 8 months

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my annual birthday portrait this year

#i killed the queen #birday #me #yows #sonic

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betelgeuse-the-second-musicman · 2 years

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Tbh I really wanna joke about how Liz Truss killed the queen, but I am THIS sure that I did. I killed the queen. I killed the queen while on a vacation in Genoa. And I have a good reason to think that. I blasted Hatari full volume in Christopher Columbus’s childhood home. I was wearing headphones but still. The ghost of Columbus heard that shit. And that killed the queen.

#i killed the queen #sorry #or you're welcome #depending on your political beliefs

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gogolizards · 2 years

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november 5th 2 electric boogaloo

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arakata #sans undertale #queen Elizabeth #they fucking killed her #apologies I haven’t drawn sans since I was 16

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leafwateraddict · 8 months

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Don’t forget guys~

@htsan

#september 8th #sans killed the queen #sansxyouweek #this is the first one but im gonna post another one #fallen king #exept uh #he isnt fallen #cuz he could never fall in my eyes 😌❤️#undertale #sans #sans vs reigen #LMAO I FORGOT REIGEN #AHAGAHAH #leafs art

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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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laughable-umbrella · 5 months

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LETS PLEASE NOT FORGET THAT MELANIE’S ACTUAL PLAN WAS TO KILL ELIAS THEN GO OUT FOR DRINKS WITH BASIRA AND MARTIN DIRECTLY AFTER

#WHAT A QUEEN #she failed so miserably though :(#dude the podcast would have been so different if melanie had actually killed elias #i was rooting for her #tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #jon sims #the archivist #tma shitpost #tma memes #jonah magnus #martin blackwood #agnes montague #melanie king

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autizmotbh · 4 months

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blorbos warming up (i think shart is having some sort of gay crisis)

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lochlot · 25 days

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i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?

#s1 Morgwen #morgwen #this is my third time posting this but also my last bc I’m done tweaking it #it had some major contrast issues as well as the fact that they weren’t even looking each other in the eye before #Merlin bbc #Merlin #Morgana #guinevere #morgana x gwen #Morgana pendragon #morgana le fay #Merlin fanart #merlin bbc fanart #merlin art #morgwen art #lesbians #procreate #digital art #fanart #queen guinevere #artists on tumblr #lord why didn’t Gwen say she was loyal to Morgana and mean it #Morgana they could never make me hate u #Morgana stop trying to kill or ruin Gwen’s life ur gay for her okay #when she woke up from a nightmare of Gwen being married to Arthur i almost audibly laughed #Morgana u big homo #I’m gonna draw Gwen in one of her pretty purple/pink dresses but i wanted to do specifically season 1 and I don’t remember her wearing any

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artbysarf · 21 days

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The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

#helloooooooo???????#ppl started reblogging my old mothzilla art so i needed to draw updated designs LMAO #Godzilla is Japanese! I based his outfit on Japanese street fashion #His shirt says Godzilla obviously lol #I based Godzilla's tattoo on Yakuza tattos bc in a human AU he's def Yakuza #Mothra is Chinese! I baseed her outfit on Chinese street fashion and traditional Yi fashion #the Yi are one of the ethnic groups in the Yunnan province on China where Mothra is from!#Her tattoo is traditional chinese for Queen of the Monsters #if it's written wrong uhhhh sorry LMAO I TRIED #you can see mothra's ring........ yes they are married #Golden retriever wife and black cat husband actually #except they're both in organized crime and can kill u in 20 diff ways #good for them!!!!!!#Mothra has knives in her jacket don't get it twisted #godzilla #gojira #mothra #mosura #mothzilla #godzilla x mothra #mothra x godzilla #human mothra #human godzilla #godzilla x kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the new empire

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cralaofmandalore · 3 months

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GUYS IT TOOK SOME TIME BUT ITS FINALLY WORKING AGAIN, THE CURSE ITS WORKING

#meme #funny #tumblr #lgbtq #fandom #gay #shipp #ao3 #archive of our own #archive of my own #i killed the queen #im gonna kill the king #death note ao3 #ao3 meme

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rad-batson · 8 months

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Batlantern Headcanons Because I Found My New Brainrot and I Cannot Contain Myself (Platonic or Romantic, You Decide <3)

Hal is the only one who gets away with calling Bruce nicknames. Oliver tried calling Bruce “Spooky” once. He still has nightmares.

Several long-winded missions combined with Hal’s couch-surfing escapades have resulted in Hal having his own official Wayne guest room.

Alfred has smacked Hal with a dish towel several times. Reasons include: trying to wash the dishes, using a mini vac that he brought from home, and spitting gum into the garbage without wrapping it in a tissue first.

Tim gave Hal all of their streaming passwords to piss Bruce off. Hal proceeded to make his own profiles because he fears nothing, so Bruce changed all of his profile names to “Parasite.” Since then, it’s turned into an all-out war of renaming Hal’s profile every time they’re using it.

Highlights so far have included Sugar Baby, Freeloader, Ring Pop, Green Abomination, Magical Girl, Noisemaker, The Better Side Piece, and This is Your Official Eviction Notice Hal. (Bruce still hasn’t changed the passwords.)

Hal: You need to let go of your fear, Bats. Let’s do a simple breathing exercise. Bruce: I am breathing. Hal: No, like calming breaths. Follow my lead, okay? In- no, not that fast. Maybe close your eyes first. In…and out-No. No. Are you having a panic attack? Do I need to call someone?

For one mission, a few other JL members had to go undercover as couples. Bruce and Hal were the spares and paired up out of necessity. To everyone’s surprise, however, they were the most convincing duo because they “bickered like an old married couple.”

Bruce: I’m growing soft, Clark. I’m weak now. Clark: You told Hal ‘Good job.’ What’s wrong with that? Bruce: It’s unprofessional! *in the other room* Hal: I think Batman just confessed his undying love to me.

They have each other’s coffee orders memorized and regularly prepare the other’s coffee for them out of habit when they’re together.

After a while, Hal stops playfully flirting with everyone and reserves it only for Bruce because he gives the best reactions.

At a ‘Thank You, Justice League’ party hosted by Bruce Wayne, Hal slips up and flirts with Bruce in his civvies, only for Brucie Wayne to flirt back without missing a beat.

Hal had to go cool down in the bathroom for a few minutes. He was not ready for that. (Bruce is so fucking smug too. He’s been waiting FOREVER to give Hal a taste of his own medicine.)

Hal, introducing Bruce to the Lantern Corp: This is my pet bat. Careful, he bites.

Bruce, introducing Hal to new JL members: This is my partner. He’s been in training for ten years.

During an important strategy meeting, Hal waves his hand around, and Bruce just sighs. “What now, Lantern?” “Your plan of attack has like four holes in it.” “Where?” Hal gestures to the areas and suggests different strategies, and suddenly Bruce is like Does anyone else think it’s hot in here?

He lies in bed that night contemplating every single life event that’s lead up to Hal Fucking Jordan turning him on with his impeccable battle strategy.

Barry: I think Batman’s mad at me. He didn’t even react when I told him about the great rescue mission from last week. Hal: What do you mean? He was smiling the whole time. Barry: His face didn’t move an inch. Hal: You didn’t notice the lip twitch?

Batman has blackmail material on every single Justice League member, but only Hal has blackmail material on Bruce and the guts to use it. (Hal knows Bruce gets pedicures for fun. And he gets little designs on his toes too.)

Arthur: So when did you and Green Lantern start….you know. Bruce: No, I do not. What did we start? Arthur: You know what?! I think I forgot to walk my fish. Bye!

*Barry sees Hal with a hickey while they’re drinking coffee* Barry, jokingly: Did Bruce give you that? Hal: Yes, actually. How’d you know? Barry, backing away frantically: Oh okay, cool! Okay okay. Cool. Cool cool cool. Okay. Bruce, entering: What’s with him? Hal: I don’t know. He doesn’t seem to like the mug you bought me, though.

The JL has a betting pool called “BatLantern FMK” where they bet on which will happen first: will they fuck, marry, or kill each other?

Only Clark, Diana, and J’onn know that one of them happened already

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evankelmps · 11 months

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#dimension 20 #dungeons and drag queens #brennan lee mulligan #alaska thunderfuck #bob the drag queen #monet x change #jujubee #alaska #i have to wait 22 days for this im killing myself

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demigods-posts · 4 months

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okay but we can all agree that annabeth is hella ripped right? because this girl has been training to be a soldier since she was seven. i'm just convinced her biceps become so prominent when she so much as grips a doorknob. i'm just convinced she has incredible upper body strength. i'm just convinced she could snap me like a twig.

#just to be clear #i'm referring to book annabeth #but yeah anyways #annabeth killed me in the war #and i was so honored to have her even be near me #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #annabeth chase #annabeth chase headcanon #i love annabeth #i love her with my whole heart #we stan a legend #we stan a queen #we stan the daughter of athena #we stan annabeth chase

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shortbreadly · 10 months

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i am absolutely IN LOVE with tex and bee’s dynamic

#while i find it unlikely we will see more of her due to her va #i would kill to see more of them #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss season one #helluva boss queen bee #helluva boss episode eight #helluva boss beelzebub #beelzebub #helluva boss vortex #vortex

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brbarou · 3 months

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i think jek should fistfight fitz

#rote #realm of the elderlings #beloved #the fool #lord golden #jek #robin hobb #art #fanart #i think jek should have come in during the quarrel like ''is he bothering you queen'' and then killed him

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