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Time Stamps Part Three
Part One
Part Two
Part Four
January 7th, 2020: Doctor Glitch
What Happened to Jacksepticeye…| 3 Scary Games
Second Title: These Scares Almost Killed Me
New Title: Scary Tales Vol 1.
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “What happened to Jacksepticeye? He played 3 scary games and was never seen again. Was it the jumpscares that got him or the weird creepy stories one tells in the dark. He was last seen before the riverside incident on the night shift.”
30:52-31:42 (Extended Glitch)
47:08-47:14 (Extended Glitch)
47:36-47:53 (Extended Glitch)
January 16th, 2020: “What Happened to Jacksepticeye?” to “These Scares Almost Killed Me”
News Bloopers Gone Wrong
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Censorship has taken over and this video is Not For Broadcast”
11:41-11:46 (Extended Glitch)
Don’t Trust This Game
New Title: Sentient
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “It's time for 3 scary games again. These ones are legitimately amazing! From disobeying orders in Don't Trust This Game to being terrified in the mortuary assistant and finally an extremely surprising and really unique game called Sentient.”
Comment: Anti is in the thumbnail
0:15-0:26 (Extended Glitch)
17:44-17:55 (Extended Glitch)
36:18-37:00 (Extended Glitch)
Genuinely REALLY Scary | Locked Up
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I'm not lying when I say this game was actually really scary! I didn't expect the horror gameplay to be as good as it was but Locked Up was really cool!”
0:00-0:31 (Extended Scene)
19:33-19:55 (Extended Scene)
We Went Back
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “We Went Back…”
7:32-7:34 (Momentary Glitch)
April 12th, 2020: “Don’t Trust This Game” to “Sentient”
TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH GAME | 3 Scary Games
Old Title: WARNING: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Tapes found in someone's house. A house in the woods. Scares lurking behind every corner. It's time for 3 scary games…”
0:00-0:25 (Extended Glitch)
34:07-34:37 (Extended Glitch)
April 19th, 2020: “WARNING: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS | 3 Scary Games” to “TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH GAME | 3 Scary Games”
I COMPLETELY BROKE THE GAME TO BEAT IT | Night Of The Consumers
New Title: I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I may have completely glitched and broken Night of the Consumers by ACCIDENT to beat it”
16:36-17:12 (Extended Glitch)
DO NOT WORK AT THIS BURGER PLACE | Happy's Humble Burger Barn
New Title: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Whatever you do, do NOT take a job at this burger place. You will really regret working at Happy's Humble Burger Barn”
30:18-30:21 (Momentary Glitch)
April 27th, 2020:“I COMPLETELY BROKE THE GAME TO BEAT IT | Night Of The Consumers” to “I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers”
DON'T COME TO THIS HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house
New Title: WELCOME TO MY HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open House
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Whatever you do, do NOT come to this house. Please stay away, no matter what anyone tells you. it's not worth it to come to the open house”
Comment: In the comment section Anti wrote “Offer Accepted” to the game offering Jack
6:58-7:12 (Extended Glitch)
7:39-7:47 (Extended Glitch)
14:25-14:27 (Momentary Glitch)
23:26-23:40 (Extended Glitch)
Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet
New Title: Scariest Videos On The Internet #1
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I asked you guys for the scariest videos on the internet and here's what you came up with!”
1:06-1:11 (Extended Glitch)
29:26-29:35 (Extended Glitch)
May 3rd, 2020: “DON'T COME TO THIS HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house” to “WELCOME TO MY HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house”
SO SCARY IT BURNED MY EYES | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description:“The horrors, the scares and the terrifying things I saw made my eyes burn. What could it be?”
32:04-32:23 (Extended Glitch)
You Don't Even Know What You're Participating In!
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “You don't even know what you're participating in... I'd like to play a game”
0:00-0:42 (Extended Glitch)
14:12-14:40 (Extended Glitch)
34:29-34:53 (Extended Glitch)
Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet #2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Are you ready to see more of the scariest videos on the internet? This one is honestly terrifying”
0:15-0:31 (Extended Scene)
19:10-19:35 (Extended Scene)
June 18th, 2020: I will try to do Marvin justice for all of you when he returns
STONKS
New Title: 20 Memes That Will Raise Your STONKS
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “S T O N K S”
13:54-14:19 (Extended Glitch but the glitches are extremely subtle)
Argentum Inanis
Switched: “Don’t Make Eye Contact” back to “Argentum Inanis”
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Please use Argentum Inanis with caution.
Inform an AIMC immediately!
Don't make eye contact.”
0:00-1:08 (Extended Scene; the whole video is Marvin and bits of Anti)
(Date Unknown): “What Happened to Jacksepticeye…| 3 Scary Games” to “Scary Tales Vol. 1”
JIMMY GOT ME SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF | At Dead of Night
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Jimmy got me screaming my head off in At Dead Of Night”
0:06-1:02 (Extended Glitch)
YOU GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FLOOR | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “3 Scary Games! 3 Scary Games! 3 Scary Games!”
25:43-26:08 (Extended Glitch)
43:40-44:05 (Extended Glitch)
Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet #4
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “These are the Scariest Videos On The Internet”
11:26-11:34 (Extended Glitch)
21:07-21:25 (Extended Glitch)
GENUINELY TERRIFYING I ALMOST CRIED
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Happy Halloween! Mortuary Assistant WILL scare you 100%.”
0:00-0:30 (Extended Glitch)
23:05-23:47 (Extended Glitch)
WARNING: STAY OUT OF MAPLE COUNTY
New Title: AVOID AT ALL COST | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “If you encounter an alternate use the T.H.I.N.K principle”
0:00-2:20 (Extended scene; within the static morse code “Miss me?” appears)
34:05-34:15 (Extended glitch)
December 6th, 2021: He changed “WARNING: STAY OUT OF MAPLE COUNTY” to “AVOID AT ALL COST | 3 Scary Games”
The Mandela Catalogue
New Title: Why Is This So SCARY | The Mandela Catalogue
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The mandela catalogue is one of the coolest horror shorts I've seen”
3:02-3:06 (Momentary Glitch)
3:31-3:36 (Momentary Glitch)
25:53-26:09 (Extended Glitch)
Scariest Videos On The Internet #7
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The Walten Files are some of the scariest videos on the internet”
0:00-0:36 (Extended Scene)
38:00-38:12 (Extended Scene)
(Date Unknown): “Can You Figure Out Who DID IT? - Jameson Jackson's Jolly Jaunts” to “JJ’s Jolly Jaunts” with another thumbnail change
April 11th, 2022: Happy 5th birthday Chase Brody (I have no idea where these 5 years went but I’m gonna try not let the next 5 pass so fast)
April 12th, 2022: “Argentum Inanis” to “Don’t Make Eye Contact” back to “Argentum Inanis”
Why is he just standing there…
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “We continue down the rabbit hole of Chilla's Art games. Up this time is the terrifying”
0:00-1:51 (Extended Scene, believed to be Anti and Chase)
May 13th, 2022: IRIS Symbol Animation
May 19th, 2022: At I.R.I.S. we believe in helping create a better world for all of humanity
May 19th, 2022: We make the impossible, possible!
May 20th, 2022: What new scientific discoveries have got you guys excited?
May 21st, 2022: We’re going to be hiring soon, watch this space
May 23rd, 2022: We’ve got our EYES on the prize! Or should we say Irises?
May 23rd, 2022: Night Watcher Advertisement
May 24th, 2022: We received reports of our systems going down today. We have located the problem and services should be up and running again. Sorry for the inconvenience
May 24th, 2022: “Dark Silence” to “What do you want from me?
May 25th, 2022: Making huge discoveries day after day at I.R.I.S. We’re very excited to share them with the world
May 26th, 2022: Are you an aspiring explorer? Have a penchant for the unknown? We want to hear from you!
May 29th, 2022: There’s been lots of talk of the multiverse recently in pop culture. It’s an incredible space to explore that might be more than fiction
May 30th, 2022: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
June 1st, 2022: Happy Pride Month 🏳️🌈
June 3rd, 2022: Shoutout to our tech team for making some of the most groundbreaking progress in recent years!
June 6th, 2022: Big things are coming!
June 7th, 2022: We will soon be approaching IRIS’s 100th anniversary 🥳
We have something planned that we cannot wait to show you!
WORLD'S SCARIEST BABY | The Baby In Yellow
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Do not trust the Baby in Yellow”
0:00-1:00 (Extended Glitch)
June 10th, 2022: What would you like to see us do for our 100th anniversary?
June 13th, 2022: Imagination is more important than knowledge
June 19th, 2022: If you don’t try to create the impossible, you’ll never know where the limits can be pushed!
June 22nd, 2022: People only say “Reach for the stars” because they think it’s impossible to do so.
What if we reached even further??
June 23rd, 2022: Science is like magic!
June 26th, 2022: 👁
👀
They Are Here…/ 3 Scary Games
New Title: 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: This might be one of the scariest alien abduction games I've played”
0:00-1:05 (Extended camera view)
3:51-4:00 (Momentary camera view)
5:07-5:24 (Extended camera view)
20:29-20:34 (Momentary camera view)
39:42-39:55 (Extended camera view)
50:38-50:54 (Extended camera view)
June 26th, 2022: “They Are Here…/3 Scary Games” changed to “3 Scary Games”
July 5th, 2022: In the run up to 100 Years of IRIS, we’d like to share with you some of IRIS’s proudest achievements throughout years! We’ve surfaced the archives and found some astonishing photos of our earliest prototypes of our company’s greatest inventions.
July 7th, 2022: The Computer’s Aid! With a simple bone-conduction implant, this little device increased a person’s mental arithmetic skills by 76%! (Has been Deleted)
July 8th, 2022: A much earlier prototype was far more cumbersome and could only do one ear at a time (Has been deleted)
July 10th, 2022: Happy Birthday Jackieboyman!
July 16th, 2022: A year after the first commercial microwave was launched in 1947, IRIS took cooking one step further. The Retrowave! Not only could it cook frozen meals to perfection, it could return a stale meal back to its freshest state! Here the lab boys are testing a chicken dinner
July 31st, 2022: The pictures being taken with the James Webb Space Telescope are marvelous. Now everyone at home can see how truly beautiful our universe really is.
August 11th, 2022: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
August 11th, 2022: A lot changes in 6 years!
August 12th, 2022: The wondrous Lite-R device! This nifty little quantum mass displacer turned humanly unliftable objects as light as air! Just make sure that construction beam doesn’t go floating away in the breeze!
I Like Hearing Their Breath
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “3 scary games that will make your bones shiver”
0:00-0:52 (Extended Glitch)
August 15th, 2022: We have made great strides in understanding the effects of our science by utilising the Dr. Louis Hopkins assessment at key moments. Without his work at IRIS we would still be in the dark in many ways. This is a Dr. Hopkins appreciation post
#jacksepticeye#jackieboy man#marvin the magnificent#henrik von schneeplestein#antisepticeye#chase brody#jameson jackson#iris#altrverse#JSE Time Stamps
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15 questions for 15 mutuals
I was tagged by simolemons. Thank you! It's always so nice to be included in these.
I am tagging: @kfvarela, @oasislandingresident, @strangerpxels, @ktarsims, @spaceapples98, @beresimsdreamworld, @ts3strayastray, @kriskalutz, @dandylion240, @miss-may-i, @hazely-sims, @robbybirdy, @tsims, @foreverasimmer, and @kamel-simmer-ts3. If you have already done it or don't care to, please ignore this with gleeful abandon and a song in your heart!
Answers below cut for those who prefer to scroll past.
Are you named after anyone? Not exactly? My mother can't remember whether she saw my name in a book or vaguely knew someone with it.
When was the last time you cried? A few days ago; it was the anniversary of my father's death last year. He was a great dad to me.
Do you have any kids? No.
Do you use sarcasm a lot? In my gameplay posts, constantly. In offline life, rarely. When I was in 7th grade our English teacher made us keep journals (in which I was always writing the assigned 5 pages/week on the day it was due in very large handwriting). But at some point I wrote about a growing unease I was having with sarcasm and the way it could be wielded destructively, and my teacher wrote in the margins, "Often sarcasm is a sign of weakness." My tiny mind was blown by this and I've never forgotten it. Thanks, Mr. Mortensen!
What sports do you play/have you played? My father, for all his fine attributes, did once insist his children play a team sport, so for one year I played what the rest of the world calls football. I was decent at it, but I don't have words enough to express how deeply I hated it. Team sports in general are simply not my thing.
What's the first thing you notice about other people? Their eyes and their energy. When I met my partner's mother for the first time, what registered for me was that (a) she had very twinkly eyes indicative of a good sense of humor, and (b) she was so tightly wound it's a wonder she didn't spontaneously spring into orbit. It's the oddest combination. You never know if you're gonna get good-sense-of-humor MIL or religious-mania-hellfire-and-damnation MIL.
Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings. I have the "horror" tag blocked and several horror-themed Simblrs filtered as well, if that tells you anything. I read The Exorcist when I was way way WAY too young to be reading The Exorcist, and it left me with a lifelong aversion to horror.
Any special talents? I was really good at medical transcription, back when that was still a thing. Now I suppose I could claim to cook decently.
Where were you born? One of the original 13 colonies of the United States.
What are your hobbies? Well, we know one of them! Also other games, crocheting, and sewing (badly lmao).
Do you have any pets? Two cats: one gray-and-white shorthaired female with an attitude, and one orange tabby male with neuroses galore. Both strays originally.
How tall are you? I am somewhere between 170-180 cm.
Fave subject in school? C++ programming and the sciences generally.
Dream job? I am firmly antiwork in the sense of performing labor for another person or entity's enrichment. Ideally I would live in a village-style commune and we would all pitch in to ensure our necessities were taken care of, then knock off for the rest of the time to go do things we enjoyed. But in this reality? Games developer.
Eye color? These things are always too nosy about personally identifying information. 😒 They aren't gray, how's that.
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ideas
this is a list of ideas for assorted fandoms:
1. zhongchi
i. streamer! zhongli and donor! childe au | fluff
childe is a donor to morax's streams. he's just a very bored college student who has money to blow and he likes morax's streams even though they're simple. only the mic is on and the gameplay. childe doesn't know anything about morax but he is entertaining. his voice is very nice to listen to and talks... very differently. he talks like he's from 1800s or something but childe likes to think that it's one of his charming qualities.
he even reminds childe of someone from campus. zhongli. childe never talked to zhongli, though but he has a nice face and is fairly popular. childe doesn't know why but he tends to have a feeling that morax and zhongli are connected.
one day, morax announces something to his dear fans: he's going to confess to his crush and hopes that it will go well. childe is happy for him, but for the entire stream, he somehow feels sad.
after that day, childe finds a letter on his desk. it's in an envelope and the letter is short: Please meet me at the rooftop. childe, at first, wants to throw it away because he's not really in the mood to fight. so, thinking it was just that or a prank letter, he goes home. before he gets home though, he is spotted by hu tao. hu tao rushes to him, ushering him to go to the rooftop. hu tao tells him it's really important. childe is confused but he believes it now since it's hu tao. she's not generally known to fight in gangs.
thus childe goes to the rooftop and finds zhongli sitting, looking hopeless. when zhongli spotted him, he smiles. zhongli confesses to childe and tells him thank you for donating to him alot on stream. how he knew it was childe? childe’s username which is tartaglia. tartaglia is associated to childe in campus too. childe puts two in two together then voila! happy ending!
ii. streamers! zhongli and childe | fluff
childe and zhongli are both streamers. theyre now in a special collaboration project and the whole time it's just zhongli flirting with childe because venti taught zhongli to say things like: "you can call me anything you want but can i call you mine?
iii. whipped megumi concept | fluff
i typically enjoy oblivious yuuji because the whole oblivious x obvious trope is just a masterpiece of a concept but i do think that whipped person x knows that person is whipped for them is another great trope so i want to introduce fushiita as exactly that.
"I can do anything and you'll still love me. Right, Fushiguro-san?" Yuuji wiggles his eyebrows which should technically piss Megumi off if it was anyone except Yuuji. But he can't have the ability to be mad at Yuuji. And he hates it.
He also hates the fact that Yuuji knows that Megumi's wrapped around his little finger. Mainly because it's true. Partly because it's embarrassing to all hell. Megumi cringes at the memory resurfacing and instead of mulling over the day he confessed to Yuuji, he sighs.
"Shut up." Megumi huffs and pulls Yuuji. "Come here."
Yuuji just laughs. "What, you mad?"
"You can read me just fine so I think you know the answer."
Yuuji hugs Megumi back and smiles. "I love you too."
iv. satoru and suguru snippet | fluff
Satoru is perfect. Its just the way he is designed and is, unfortunately, his primary defining trait that decides his function and fate in this world. He's the strongest. That's really just how it is. But then comes Suguru. Then, Satoru finds his flaw.
He looks at Suguru, who's overlooking the endless stretch of dandelions, with the backdrop of the setting sun. Satoru, inevitably, thinks of a contradictory yet satisfying conclusion:
"I may be perfect, but if I have to have one flaw. It might be the fact that I love you more than I should."
v. idols! childe and zhongli | fluff, tiny tiny bit of angst
childe broke up with his long time bf and was known to be pretty miserable because of the whole thing. his agency does allow dating so his relationship with another idol was public and he didn't see any shame. he was celebrated, either way.
so when those four years have gone to waste, he was naturally going to be heartbroken. the breakup becomes known to the public and it was tweeted, memed a lot and it was getting to childe. childe, then, goes to zhongli to talk about it. zhongli's a solo performer.
he's pissed at his relationship falling out. he's sad but mostly pissed, so zhongli offers him something: "why don't we fake date?" which is,, a bit out of touch. but zhongli gave his reasons:
1. childe can show the media that he has moved on because he has a new bf
2. the past will be buried and the situation will not be asked anymore. childe wouldn't have to deal with interview questions and the jokes.
3. it will be entirely believable since zhongli and childe are friends. its a great idea. so yes, they begin to fake date.
unlike other idols who are afraid to show their relationships, childe and zhongli were the opposite. they were open about it and would even pose for the camera but without making it feel forced. when they go on dates, they're lovey dovey. when they interact, it's talked about.
its going great and it worked, fortunately. childe didn't have to deal with rude questions anymore and he wasn't the center of the joke. but he had to wonder, why did zhongli offer it when there was no clear benefit for him in the first place?
well! thats because zhongli has been pining for the past five years. he has an ulterior motive behind all of this. a contract is supposed to be favorable for both sides and he saw this as an opportunity to show childe that he can be a better boyfriend.
and it worked. childe slowly develops feelings. he's a bit confused but he gets a grip on things and finally realizes. then they date for real this time.
yay.
vi. modern au! childe and zhongli misunderstanding | fluff, comedy
what if zhongli and childe got really drunk one night and they had to go to zhongli's place to stay because zhongli doesn't really know childe's address and they only slept together. not like sex but literally sleeping beside each other only.
then the next morning, childe wakes up and zhongli explains that they got really drunk and sleep together. childe misunderstood. zhongli meant they only slept beside each other while childe interpreted it differently and now he had to go through a spiral of confusion as one in denial guy does while zhongli doesn't see it as a big deal.
misunderstandings lead to childe finding out his true feelings and gets frustrated because zhongli doesn't think of the situation much. he's acting normal. so childe, of course, avoids zhongli which makes zhongli worried and then they had to talk it out and THEY FIND OUT THAT IT WAS A WHOLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
CUE THE BLUSHING AND CONCLUSION OF YEAR-LONG PINING FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND.
there are going to be signs that make childe believe that zhongli banged (tossed clothes, sleeping basically naked, zhongli hugging him when he woke up, some marks on his hips which were faint but its due to zhongli carrying him all the way to his house.)
there was no actual signs of sex though, like hickeys and like, you know, body fluids but childe just believed his intuition because he's dumb like that and zhongli didn't feel the need to clarify because he didn't see a reason to. he's just clueless.
vii. daisuke’s plan | fluff
daisuke notices that haru's been overworking himself lately (what's new) but he discovers something too. haru really really likes strawberry milk. in a "i'll die for it" kind of way. so daisuke devises a plan: he makes katou haru take breaks by luring him with that.
and daisuke just does this everyday to make sure haru is getting proper breaks and his eyes aren't overworked and his lunch actually gets eaten. he also gets to stand up every now and then which is good.
i think i can make this into a 5+1 things but it can be just daisuke luring haru again and again with strawberry milk and them drinking it on the rooftop so haru won't go back down to work as soon as he finishes drinking.
[other future ideas to be added!]
#zhongchi#ideas#fushiita#fic ideas#fluff#genshin impact#jjk#satosugu#daiharu#fugou keiji bul#kakutxt
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ASKING FOR ADVICE TO HELP AN ABUSED CHILD
I know of a trans Canadian child whose parents are transphobic and abusive. He's at high risk of self-harm. I don't know much info about him (name, specific region of Canada he lives in) bc I only know him from his youtube channel. If you know how I can help him, please answer or message me. Details about the situation below.
TW: child abuse, neglect, transphobia, CSA, suicide attempt
Hello. I recently found a very tiny youtube channel that posts gameplays, tiktoks and clips of animated shows. It is run by a teenager (I don't know his age for sure) who makes community posts talking about his terrible life situation. He is a trans boy and his parents are very transphobic, they actively gaslight him and tell him nobody cares about him, they forbid him from talking to people and are actively infringing his rights. He also talks about being repeatedly sexually assaulted and abused by classmates at his school, in 4th grade. His mother's husband installed a camera in the living room and it makes him feel unsafe. He shows signs of PTSD and has attempted suicide various times. He needs immediate help.
I tried calling Canadian child servicies but they need to know for which region of Canada I'm calling and I don't know which region he lives in (I only know he's located in Canada from his youtube info). I am trying the Canadian trans helpline but it's always occupied. I don't know what else to do.
Please, someone who knows how I can help respond or message me. If you don't know how to help reblog so it can get to someone who knows. Please, we have to help him.
I have transcribed some of his posts below so you have more info. Again, trigger warnings for child abuse, neglect, transphobia, CSA and suicide attempt.
Post from a year ago:
I always thought that no matter how bad things got at home i would still have school and i wouldn't really get hurt or touched but not anymore | guess. So last Wednesday a boy classmate of mine kneed me on the butt and when another classmate confronted him he just played it off as a joke then today durning second recess a girl in the other __th grade class came up to me randomly and slapped me on the butt and when | told her to stop and leave me alone the boy from last Wednesday came and kicked me on the butt then the girl came and slapped me on the butt a second time and then ran. When | tried to tell a teacher that was on duty she told the girl that she's not in trouble and to just talk it out with me. Worst part of it is | thought of her as a friend and multiple people were telling the girl to leave me alone.
Post from 10 months ago:
Just found out my parents secretly his acamera in the living room and now | feel,unsafe? Now, idk if unsafe is the right wordbut once | saw it | started getting anxiousalmost immediately. | know it's just a camera and it's in the living room instead of a bedroom or bathroom but still, there shouldn't BE a camera anywhere anyways.
Post from 9 months ago:
My mom and her husband keep acting sexual with each other, which isn't unexpected, they're two adults who are married to each other but what | mean by this is they'll act sexual almost anywhere but alone in their room, mostly in the kitchen. So lately whenever | go into the kitchen whether it be because they called me or both my siblings name making me think they want me or because I'm hungry, and when | see them being sexual with each other, my mom blames me because "| should know better" then tells me about doing explicit stuff with her husband then gets mad at me for being upset
Think of what | said like a AITA reddit post, I basically just want an opinion on the situation
Post from 3months ago:
does anyone else feel like they're going insane due to their parents? turns out that a shit ton of the stuff my mother has taught me is just all bullshit lies that have ruined my life in so many ways, and my stepdad constently tells me that he's going to kill my cat and if i had blue eyes then my mother would love me. and that's not even mentioning the phsyical abuse or anything i've repressed. it all feels like torture but i have to deal with it because everyone has it worse then me and what if i tell another adult? they'll have to get CAS involed then i'll get taken away and put into a worse home and i'll ruin my siblings lives and the entire family all because i was selfish. but what if that was just another one of my mothers lies and it's none of that willhappen??? but what about all those damn documentaries and shows my mother would make me watch of other children that had been put into terrible foster homes?? that means it can happen to me if i don't keep my mouth shut but i feel like i'm slowly going insane and i don't know what to do, there's nothing i can do! do i deserve this because i'm a bad child? or was a bad child? was i bound to live like this? did i do something wrong again and i just can't remember it again??? what do i do??? what have i done??? i don't know anymore and i want this to all stop but the only way to stop it is death but that'll be selfish because what if someone finds my dead body??? what if there's still people that care about me??? then it'll be cruel to end myself when people still care about me because i'll make them sad. i've already ruined so many people's lives while alive i shouldn't continue it while being dead. or is that also not true? is none of it true? is everyone but my parents the ones that are actually correct? i really can't tell anymore and that hurts the most
Post from 3 months ago:
what do I do with transphobic parents?yesterday i had to be with my parents for about 8 hours as my mother screamed at me and told me a bunch of terrible things because she found out i want to be a boy and she refuses to see me as one. some of the things she said is that wanting to be the opposite gender is a mental illness, how she feels like i killed her daughter. she straight told me that she will never accept me and that no matter how much i care about someone nobody really cares about me and everyone will just forget about me in a few years and how the ONLY people that care about me is my mother and step-father. she also forbids me from talking to anyone but i luckily have a secret computer that I've been using to talk to a friend. do i just have to accept all of this? is there anything i can do? i'm not old enough to move out and there's no one outside my household that i can stay with, even if there was my mother would just put up a huge fight having me go back anyways. | don't know what to do, i mean as long as i'm not getting physically hurt then I should just accept basically being mentally tortured, right? | just have to survive 4 more years then i can move far away but i just wantto die more and more everyday, and i was getting better when everyone at school was being accepting but yesterday my mother destroyed all of it. honestly I'll be surprised if I'm still alive in 2 years, and I'm really trying to continue living for my 2 best friends and my cat but if my mom's correct and they don't actually care about me then what the hell's the point. i don't know anymore, please can anyone give me a sliver of advice on how to deal with any of this
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Sometimes I wonder if both my parents loved me and treated me like human being, raised me with human decency, just like they treat everyone else.
How different would I be? Surely I'd be better, right? Hypothetically? It doesn't matter anyways, | want to die so much I've already tried three times this week and when | tried to ask my mom for a therapist she said | don't need one, she literally signed me up for some sort of waiting list thing and when | finally told her | got a voicemail to call back she told me that | don't need one and started to guilt trip me. | fucking need it, if lanyards didn't snap open easily then | would be dead. The only reason I'm still alive is because the lanyard snaps open whenever | try to hang myself with it and I'm too tires to go searching for something better. | fucking hate this, I'll try to kill myself one night then go to school the next day as if I wouldn't be dead if it weren't for a stupid lanyard. It's stupid and I'm just making people concerned whenever I'm acting "off". Nobody would be concerned about me ever again if | was dead. How many things can | YELL before they finally listen to me? How many things do | have to do before they notice or know? And those statements, or questions, go for everyone in my life. It doesn't matter how much | ask for help or simply show are yell about how I'm not alright everyone just keeps doing what their doing and won't listen until about an hour later of me trying to show I'm upset someone finally notices and | say that | was literally yelling at them and they still didn't even notice me, when that happens they feel bad and start to apologize. For SOME people it now just feels like empty apologizes, while for others | know they have a hard time paying attention especially when someone already has their attention so they get a pass because it's not they mean it. But still. At this point does it really matter? | have a job, a purpose if you will, and that is to protect and care for everyone. But some people | don't want to take care of. | don't want to keep taking care of grown adults who hardly take care of me, but | still have to because | know them. If | die I'll only feel bad for my cat and my 2 best friends. I've lost everything else that made me want to live. My little cousin's, my grandpa, | hardly see my Nana and my mom's cousin/ my "aunt” anymore. | promised to myself that | would protect my cousin's and now they're god knows where and everyone else is some other reason, the worst part might be that they're not dead, they're still alive, | can cope with death much easier than abandonment.But it's whatever. It's life. You lose people and eventually you die. So what's the point anymore? | could kill myself during summer break and nobody but my family would know. At least my friends wouldn't be worried and sorrowful
Post from 3 weeks ago:
My parents took away my mattress, my bedframe is bars, | have no where to sleep buton a broken couch that someone has masturbated on SEVERAL times
Post from 4 days ago:
| hate remembering stuff so much, I've taught myself to forget all the bad memories, so much so that I'm quick to forget even the good memories. But now lately whenever | try to use my method to forget stuff | just remember more. | don't want to remember more. | hate it so much. | don't want to remember all the time's I've been SAd at school. Why the fuck do | have to remember that. | hate remembering what happened each time. | hate remembering being surrounded by several people and all they did was STAND THERE AND FUCKING AS | CRIED AND SCREAMED AT THEM TO STOP. | FUCKING HATE THAT | HAVE TO REMEMBER IT. THEN BEING BLAMED FOR CAUSING A SCENE OR TOLD THAT IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT, A MISTAKE. IT WASN'T A FUCKING ACCIDENT. THEY WERE TOLD TO LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE HAND. THEN WHEN THEY ACTUALLY STARTED SLAPPING MY ASS AND | SCREAMED AT THEM TO STOP THEY FUCKING DIDN'T ALL THEY DID WASLAUGH. so it wasn't a fucking mistake. Infact they would've kept going and it would'vegotten worse if | wasn't saved by the bell. The people | was hanging out with just stared and watched. Out of all the time's I've been SA'd at school only ONE person has even tried to help me, Olivia told D to leave me alone beforehand because she knows | would never want that, especially unexpected and by someone who | hardly knew, even when D and M wouldn't leave me alone Olivia was trying to also scream at them to leave me alone and when the bell rang she ran over to me, put her hand on my back and led me over to our doors, led me up the stairs and helped me to find the French teacher because | trusted her. That was the only time someone tried to help. Not any of the times in 4th grade, and that shit went one everyday for 3 months! And at no point did anyone help me on track and field day, despite being surrounded by so many people all they did was watch or look the other way when | was pinned to the ground and being touched inappropriately by TWO people. So of course | had to fight to get back to standing. And when a teacher finally came over because | was screaming and crying,despite telling them what had just happened they just gave me trouble for causing a scene. | fucking hate all the people that touched me the way they did. | hate that people just stood there and did fucking nothing. And | fucking hate the teachers that just waved me off and said it was fine. | fucking hate remembering shit that | want to desperately forget
#this is a cry for help#trans#transgender#canada#community aid#mutual aid#signal boost#protect trans lives#protect trans kids#help#child abuse tw#csa trigger warning#csa tw#abuse tw#suicide tw#self harm TW#transphobia tw#child in danger#please share#urgent#direct action#please advice#lgbt#lgbtqia+
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Character opinions: I lowkey wanna see the difference in ur opinion of lu canon warriors vs ctb warriors (perhaps also vs Hyrule Warriors canon warriors)
You know what, I almost wrote an essay, but then I saw the time and realized that I'm sleepy and want to go to bed.
So here's the abridged version:
Canon Warriors:
Cool character arc bro
Genuinely, the implications of hubris is fascinating
Plot not servicing great characterization, but what is the plot but a vehicle to stitch together gameplay?
LinkedUniverse
He's obviously just a side character, but I'm not mad about that since his interpretation is fair to the OG game
Though like all the LU Links, it's a very safe interpretation and if there was a Link to go ham on and do something different, it's this one
Deep down a little disappointed that he probably won't get a shining star moment like the other boys
Fandom reputation has also much improved since I last discussed him!
Though you can also tell that he doesn't give fans a lot to be excited about in future comics. See: every future comic moments lists that people have been putting together lately
Call Them Brothers
This isn't a fair question since this is my boy. This is going to be extremely biased, pal
I obviously went off the rails when trying to find a new way to interpret his character, so please don't think that I think the way I write him is the One True Way because It's Not
The way I write him is obviously informed by the things I like to read and write, so if anyone every accuses me of mischaracterizing him, I would understand
I sometimes wish I could divorce CTB from LU just so that I can continue going absolutely ham with writing what I want, but that would be more work than it's worth and there seems to be an understanding that I am literally in my corner doing my own thing
Like, honestly I'm not the person to ask about opinions on how I write a character. I'm not really sure what else to say here. I thinking asking other people their opinions would be more valuable
#sorry for the lame answer but like I don't think I have anything really interesting to say here#me rambling#lu ctb#ask#linked universe#lu warriors#linkeduniverse#shoot-i-messed-up
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Incorrect quotes now with my MC's because nobody can stop me.
TW: swearing, mild nsfw jokes
Hunter: You know Julian, because of pregnant people the average number of skeletons inside a person is never one
Julian: what the f-
valdemar: no, let them speak
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Asra: your future self is watching you through your memor-
Julian: not if I drink enough alcohol. Take that you prying creep!
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Asra: for some reason people are scared of staring into the vast depths of the ocean that is actually only a few miles deep. Yet find comfort staring into the endless abyss that is the sky above us
Kyle: that's because gravity doesn't drag you into the abyss
The Magician: not yet :)
Kyle: And what the fuck does that mean?
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Bluebell: someone has drunk more alcohol than anyone else in the world and they don't even know it.
Lucio: of course I know him, he's me
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Asra: what is C for?
Hunter dressed up as cookie monster: C4 is a fucking explosive
Asra: No, what is, C, for?
Hunter:... C is for Cock
Asra: what's your costume?
Hunter: cookie monster
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Hunter holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me- tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit!
Mushroom: can you feel your heat burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters
Hunter cocks gun tears streaming down their face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Julian: hey, Hunter, what the fuck does this mean?
Hunter: decay exists as an extant form of life
Julian: That's a- that's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Hunter: I love cheating, if you don't cheat what the hell is wrong with you?
Nadia: have you ever been cheated on?
Hunter: Oh shit, I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify I love to violate academic integrity on exams
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Bluebell: top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat
Kyle: cat ears
Hunter: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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Kyle: how to start discourse. 'insert favorite person' is a 'insert favorite Hogwarts house'
Hunter: Julian is a power-bottom and not enough people talk about it
Kyle: I don't think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts
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Hunter: nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
Bluebell: Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time
Kyle: you might think your safe, but horses are omnivores
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Hunter: standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
Julian: you need to eat some salt is what that means
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Hunter: the cis are all like 'but won't children be confused' but every interaction I've ever had with a child who didn't know what to call me has gone verbatim like this
"why are you wearing a dress"
"because I can"
"Okay. Do you like animals?"
Bluebell: kids are very busy and have got much more important things to think about, such as their favorite animals
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Hunter: okay, brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
Hunter's brain already dousing itself in gasoline: that's unfortunate
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Kyle with ADHD, ASD and mild dyspraxia/Dislexia: I'll stop making jokes about mental illness, when mental illness stops making a joke out of me *laugh slowly turns into pained chuckle*
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Kyle: isn't it crazy how depending on your mental state you can either spill a glass of water and be like 'HAHAHA OOPS CLUMBSY ME' or spill a glass or water and be like 'MY LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE, I DESTORY EVERYTHING I TOUCH, NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME AND MY WET FUCKING FLOOR'
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Kyle: It's Halloween let's do something REALLY SCARY
Hunter: we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts
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Kyle when trying to force themselves to learn something they have no care about nor interest in;
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Hunter: why do I feel terrible?
hunter's body: coffee is not a meal, eat a vegetable, sleep, PLEASE!!!
Hunter: guess I'll never know
Hunter's body screaming internally: Oh my god!!!
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Kyle: checking the clock before starting something*
Kyle's ADHD: well it's 9:14 which might as well be 9:30 and that's basically 10 which is almost 11 and I have to be in bed by 11 so I don't have time to start anything
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Kyle: everyone is so much taller than me, I get to be picked up so often, just whenever I want! I just have to ask and it's GREAT! Now if only I could actually see where I was going through this stupid crowd.
Portia: I will make them pay for the way I was treated. The streets will run red with the blood of those who mocked me. All shall perish before the rage of the opressed. My vengeance draws near-
#the arcana game#the arcana mc#asra the arcana#the arcana apprentice#the arcana original character#fan apprentice#the arcana memes
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man idk if my opinions on smt are bullshit or not but im not backing down from "mainline is pretty mid actually" at this point.
its strange because the games, i dont see them ad individually mid, but coming from the era of when "play a real shin megoomy tensay game" was a proliferating (AND IRONIC. i dont think most people got that it was supposed to be ironic!!) meme, the lionization of mainline now kind of feels unearned aside from it being the sort of center of a digimon-like evolution chart.
really, smt is an in an incredibly awkward spot.
original smt established a formula, and was a pretty fine game on its own. i respect it a lot, and reexperienced it in the form of an lp. i can say despite everything, it holds up, if youre willing to meet it where its at.
the only mainline i dont have enough experience with to judge is smt2... though i do believe its a great game.
smt if is great. anyone who followed me a decade ago knows i freakin love smt if. amazing mainline spinoff
smt nine is really misunderstood i think. they made a lot of capital C choices with it, but i cannot look at it with scorn and disrespect. really, i see it and see a different future we could have had. it was incredibly ambitious, and i realized it had a lot of things that i wanted out of smt in the current day. its anything but stagnant. absolute clusterfuck of a game but i say this as a cautious compliment
nocturne really broke the mold in so many ways, incredible game, i think atlus had balls shifting smt so much with this one release, but their behavior with its legacy later on really sours me on it personally. but yes, nocturne has such a strong identity.
i didnt play a lot of strange journey. but unlike 2 i feel like i can talk about it. as a mainline spinoff, like if, it had a lot of wiggleroom to be more experimental both in its story and overall vibe. they could do it without worrying about the weight of "this is a mainline, we have to please people".
smt iv, what an insane game. honestly, i applaud it for trying. it is more valuable to me for trying than anyone could even imagine. i think it tried to be fresh. the thoroughline between it and strange journey is quite clear— both in terms of literally "sj happened" and the philosophies of the two games. the routes and endings may suck ass but walter, jonathan and isabeau are such strange and endearing characters regardless
apocalpyse. well, the gameplay is fun! i dont hate it as much as other people do, but im confused at why the story is suddenly so pamby namby and dumbed down. i dont follow the belief that ~nanashi ripped off demifiend~ because thats fucking silly, i actually think its the right way to call back to demifiend, but man. um. i like hallelujah i think hes so cute and good :)
smtv. lol. idk its trying so hard to be nocturne 2 but with all the mid legacy of smt as a mainline series. having someone tell me directly that most of the characters in the game are nothingburger does not help its case. i dont get why they did this. honestly, it pisses me off. they made me wait so long for nocturne 2 instead of actually coming up with something new. this is why ill always defend iv even if its kind of failson.
i think smt's issue really is that atlus is not willing to let nocturne go. its becoming very stagnant and its infecting the spinoffs, even.
like sorry but i dont think soul hackers 2 was personafied, i think it was smt mainline-ified. think about it. i already talked about it once. im not repeating myself (also due to tumblrs shit search i cant find the post i made about it atm 🤣)
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Hi, it's me! Introducing myself!
Sul sul! I'm new here on Tumblr but I'm excited to insert myself into the Simblr community! I love the Sims and have loved it for years, I sadly haven't had the chance to play the first three games, but I have found a great love for 4, despite it's very apparent flaws.
When I first started playing the game, I had no idea what custom content and mods were, I didn't even know regular players could make such amazing things. So I bought the packs instead and because I'm a completist, I plan to get them all - though I haven't caved on the Star Wars pack yet.
When I finally found CC and mods- it was over. I haven't played vanilla for a very long time. Though I will take them out to make things for the gallery at least, but when it comes to gameplay and personal playing- I want CC and mods. Alpha CC when it comes to hair and clothes, but I'm still getting used to all the clipping.
I love playing the game and creating stories but I do hop from sim to sim because I'll come up with a really cool idea that I want to do. But for the sake of this blog, I'll make sure to play for real and record the stories here.
Now, let me tell you a little about myself. My bio covers a lot, but might as well put it here too. I'm pretty bad at talking about myself but I'll do my best. Please call me Lor! I've been writing and telling stories basically since I could do those things. Creativity is where my heart is and I express it via a lot of different methods. Writing was always what I wanted to do with my life, but I also make graphics, draw (badly), pretty much anyway I can express creativity it's in my hands.
I'm pansexual and proud of it, though I may be something else I haven't explored much, I do know that I love anyone and everyone I don't care about the details. I love hard and the heart of the person is what I care about.
I'm WCIF friendly within reason, it just depends on if I remember where I got it or if I feel like using the sim tray to find it for you. Please use the question asking section to inquire about CC, not my dms. This is so if anyone else was wondering where to find it, they can see it there.
If you'd like to know more about me just ask!
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So I'm playing a game called Unsighted about robots slowly running out of sentience, and you're the only one who can prevent it. One of the main mechanics is that every single character, yourself included, has a timer that tells you how long they have until they basically go feral. This timer ticks down during gameplay and can only be extended in small amounts by expending a limited resource.
However, the game has a toggle in the options that simply halts all timers. No one runs out of time, even as time marches on. I chose to use this accommodation.
When I turned on this feature, I had a realization: I hate time mechanics in video games. Anything in a game that is controlled by an in-game clock. In Unsighted's case, losing characters. In the case of other games, things like the 3 days of Majora's Mask to even little things like the ATB system of a lot of Final Fantasy games. I loathe these systems. The feeling that if I leave the main story to go have fun cutting grass because I can, parts of the game will punish me for it causes my enjoyment of the game to plummet.
Which is why I was so glad that Unsighted has a toggle for the character timers. I'm 99% certain that without it, I would have stopped playing the game soon after learning about the timers. The stress on my heart of having to make such brutal life/death calculus around who gets the limited resource to continue living would have swiftly turned me off from continuing to play.
It's a lack of this option that has ruined other games for me. Namely Majora's Mask and a few Final Fsntasy games. I enjoy being able to waste time in a game with things like a fishing mini game or just messing around doing back flips in the overworld. I can't do that in Majora's Mask. It's wasting an in-game resource (time) instead of just my own time in real life. With the ATB system of Final Fantasy, being punished for taking time to plan out moves in combat just hurts. With a more traditional turn based system, I can sit there for 10 minutes thinking, or getting distracted by my phone, or using the bathroom, and the enemy won't move. Sure, in FFVII I can pause combat but it removes the menus that I am not familiar with, preventing me from both understanding the menu layout and actually figuring out what I need to do.
I don't know if any game developer will ever see this post, but to anyone who makes decisions about games who might read this, please. Give me, the player, time. Don't rob me of the time to make a decision. My brain only goes so fast. And if you must have a time mechanic, give me a toggle to turn it off. If I can't, I probably won't enjoy your game no matter how iconic it is.
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;; I did a bad thing lol
So, based on the Anxiety™️ I was feeling when we stopped playing last night, I looked up the ending to Golden Wildfire. . . and need to say, I’m fairly disappointed. Fairly. Um. I’m not this sort of person, typically, and I’m usually very easy going and casual with my gaming, but I feel like the route is not only ( and actual specific spoilers start here please please please play and make your own decisions first ) basically just Crimson Flower: Claude edition, but it also fundamentally undermines a lot of basic, character defining pieces I’ve had in mind while writing him. A sudden obsession with protecting Leicester’s independence? “I want to rule” in Fòdlan? Church bad must go now? None of these things have, in my opinion, been demonstrated in his character. Claude wants a unification of all the countries, and of Fòdlan and Almyra. So where is this want of independence and to be a king in Fòdlan coming from? And of course Claude has no interest/is not a terribly huge fan of the church/crest system at large for innumerable reasons, but it never felt like his hatred was so deep and specific to the people in charge.
I’ve also never felt like he had the similar weathervane personality of a certain other noble in Leicester. To think that he really just allies with one side or another willy nilly? That we only have him ( and here are a couple spoilers for Azure Gleam, please play that before proceeding if you haven’t ) in the Kingdom with Dimitri because what? They’re an advantage?
The fact that his own party members are consistently telling us they don’t like what we’re doing, or that they don’t like Claude’s scheme, or whatever just makes it feel really unsatisfying from a narrative, gameplay, and story perspective, especially when the character in NOT ONLY the last game, but in other timelines of this one never makes mention to a Federation or the independence of Leicester or the like. His working with the Kingdom has always made sense.
And it’s so weird because I think I know what their motivation for his major change was, and while I enjoy that being so specific to 3 Hopes and being so cataclysmic for him, I wish it was better handled and that there was a way to change his mind. I really think ( MAJOR SPOILER ) having to kill Shahid broke his belief that good will and diplomacy could bring together the countries. I think it really warped his view of what he wanted and what he was fighting for. And I wish there was anyone in this route he felt he could talk to, but given the lack of time and development Claude got in both the monastery and in taking the Alliance over, I get why he’s so in his own head and pulled back. I get why he’s on his back foot the whole game and making choices people don’t like. I understand so much of the rational for the game. But him siding with the Empire and attacking the Church, and apparently with such ferocity too? That doesn’t feel right to me.
In no way am I saying Golden Wildfire bad and anyone who likes it is dumb. I’m not even saying that the writing is bad or the writers “character assassinated” or whatever I’ve been seeing people complain about. Please play the route. Please form your own opinions. It was just very disappointing for me because I had a lot more faith in the strength of his kindness and need for his dream to be realized, so the fact that they so much tossed it out the window when it has ruled him every other route just feels. . . like a gut punch. I have more faith that Claude is stronger than the route portrays him. And again, not to say he’s not put through a wringer! Not to say it doesn’t make sense for him to get broken down! I just wanted more.
AND THAT IS WHY!!!!!
I’m probably going to be working on my own verse to write in lol. It’ll probably be called Golden Gleam. I really don’t mind Part 1 of the GW route, and don’t see why it can’t run tandem to AG, but I will probably blend and meld some ideas from AG and GW and make my own golden route ( casually writes out my ideal of all three lords sitting down and having a fucking discussion and solving their problems in an intellectual and diplomatic way before just being like lol war which I know would undermine the whole gameplay of FE games so lol that can’t happen but I want it dang it ). I’ll post more about it as I think of it, but the fact that the game opened itself up to a very simple ruse that Claude didn’t employ startles me.
Anyway, I’m serious: please love the game. Please love this interpretation of Claude if you like it. I’ll be picking and choosing for my portrayal of Claude in 3 Hopes because honestly, I feel like the game should be called 2 Hopes ( and 1 Dashed Beyond Recognition ) at this point, and that just hurts me a lot.
Edit: I’m seeing some other posts on this subject and just want to throw in: I definitely see WHY they made these changes. I see WHY Claude is more in his own head and unwilling to listen and uncompromising etc. And I definitely appreciate that a lot of it can boil down to the fact that he didn’t get the time in the monastery to learn to trust and work with these people ( and their now enemies ). I just am disappointed. I will say negative character development and good and fascinating 99% of the time. But for me, I didn’t want to see Claude lose an aspect of his character that I always treasured: his ability to see the diplomatic or optimistic outcome, his ability to keep his head on straight in times of crisis, and his dedication to his dream ( one born, in my opinion, out of kindness and I want to be liked for who he is ). So to see a route that just ( again: reasonably and very well explained ) backslides on him so hard. . . And from what I can tell, we don’t get the payoff of him learning to rely on others or anything? He even tells Byleth something to the effect that his soul was calling for them this whole time and I’m just… is that how you’re telling me Claude’s destined to be miserable in any route out of Verdant Wind? It just hurts! I usually like angst and again, negative character development, but this just doesn’t have the hope ( ironically ) that I love so much in Claude. The writing is there. The changes make sense. I just wanted something different. That’s why I hope people still play and still enjoy the route and changes. Maybe some threads I could toy with this characterization of him, because it does work. It’s just not the version of him that makes me happy.
#;; fe3hopes spoilers#{ seriously don't look if you didn't FINISH Golden Wildfire#I'm#in my feelings a bit#I could write a novel of reasons that this is ALL my personal feelings and PLEASE love and enjoy what you want to and this is NOT a dig at#any route character writer etc.#I just had an expectation and it didn't quite meet it for me so#this is my solution lol#But genuinely nothing but love for the game }#{ I added an edit sorry it’s ugly I’m on mobile#gosh }
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Yes! It was a very boring Pokemon Direct! And thank fuck for it!
There are many, many things to complain about the Pokemon Company and Game Freaks; you can point of most of them with the last mainline games.
Yet the last thing that I had seen popping up lately is making me wonder what the fuck are you all thinking.
All I had been seen is people complaining how boring was the nintendo direct, asking for X or Y game, or so on.
And at this point I am wondering why you want any of that.
In a span of a year, we got three mainline pokemon games.
November 19, 2021: BDSP.
January 28, 2022: Legends Arceus.
November 18, 2022: Scarlet and Violet.
And how did that go?
BDSP: A remake that the pokemon company didn't actually make, probably because they were busy with Arceus and Scarvio.
The excuse of being 'like the original' ended up making it an extreme dull remake; even the people who weren't deterred for the art style didn't seem to like it too much, and I even know of youtubers who abandoned gameplays of it; and those are the people that do it for work.
Legends Arceus: I really liked this game, so I watched many videos and gameplays of it, want me to tell you something I came across multiple times "If you gave it a year or two extra, all of these issues wouldn't be there."
Popping issues, errors here and there, so on. Arceus came with its fair share of problems.
Scarlet and Violet: I could list every issue it has, but honestly I bet if you haven't encounter issues yourself, you have seen the funny videos or at least see the reviews because I'm pretty sure the ratings of anything that lets users vote the rating ended in the slumps because of their issues.
And what are you all complaining about? Games.
Scarvio and Legends were made in parallel to each other, most probably two teams (and this company isn't exactly big, is a bit more than 150.) Not sure how many people were working on Scarvio once Legends came out, but it clearly not enough.
Scarvio is still, getting updates for bugs, and I swear the popping keeps getting worse.
Now please someone explain me why anyone want a new game in these conditions.
The last year or two were poured into mainlines games and it wasn't enough, even if they would had announced a Mystery Dungeons or similar, I doubt it would had been any polishing in it.
Because in case you guys forgot, we have THREE Nintendo Directs a year.
And if you haven't notice, they don't do the things you will see in E3 of saying "yeah we are working on this game and it may take us another 5 years before launch." Oh no no.
Want to hear something funny? I remember when I first heard the rumors of Pokemon doing a Region in Spain; I heard it from Spanish friends since there were News of people of the pokemon company in Japan going to the european headquarters in Spain; and people caught on that detail because something similar happened with sending people to Hawaii and then we had Gen 7.
If you notice a bit of doubt while saying this story, is because it happened years ago; before Gen 8 was announced.
Not when Sword and Shield came out, before we even had an announcement. We didn't even know about Galar yet.
And before someone call me out saying there is no way they had been working on Scarvio this long and still came out this messy- If people were sent there, was because that was the earliest of the stages, planning. They wouldn't even have a title for it yet.
But this means it has been in the planning for awhile, and when did we hear first about gen 9? Last year, the same year it was coming out.
And this isn't even getting into how the pacing for these games is not slowing down, and they should.
It took this company longer than it should get with the times, it really isn't totally yet there to be honest.
The games are getting more and more complex in every possible way and there is no way they can keep up if they continue insisting we need to have mainline games this frequent.
Like seriously, had ANY of you thought of how much more complicated this is getting? My first generation was the fourth one, the sprites of the protagonist for example had an animation for walking, running, for pulling the pokeball to fly, and if someone remembers anything else please tell me.
Our MC in scarvio? You can go down, you have an animation for sneaking, you have idle animations, if you go to a specific part in the menu you have different ones as well alongside poses and so on. And this isn't even getting into the level of customization that believe me, in my generation? Not even in our wildest dreams.
And even then the MC still needs a lot of polish. Like even if we have different expressions a lot of times it feels mechanic.
Again, I am not saying Game Freak is exempt for criticism. Complain about the bugs, complain about the graphics.
But don't fucking come at me saying you want games and shit with every pokemon direct. We have three a year, of course we are going to have boring ones, and frankly we don't have enough, BECAUSE THE GAMES STILL COME BROKEN.
You guys don't think that I am frustrated? I love Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, I adore the story and the characters it has; the ending is the best this franchise ever had (and I will die in this hill.) The fact that you can take any gym, titan or stair raid is brilliant because now you establish your own pace. Oh you don't want to do this bit of story yet? That's cool, you can just do anything else; is not like in previous games where if you want to see more map but didn't want to evil team raid despite the story saying so, well you were out of luck.
If Scarlet and Violet came without the bugs and had a good scaling system, it would had been without a doubt, the best pokemon games we got up to date.
And what we got was such a buggy mess Nintendo was giving refunds like this is 2016 and we are playing No Man's Sky.
I'm absolutely furious that we could have gotten something so great and we didn't get it, and why was that? Oh yeah THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME.
Hell want me to be honest? It scares me how the only things we have gotten for the DLC are art work; if they can't even give us a proper trailer it worries me how much they have done, and more importantly, how much can be finish by the dates we have.
Games aren't an easy task, hell I had seen books that had taken more time that pokemon games.
Complain that they have bugs, complain that they are not giving devs enough time, complain that we don't have enough devs- but don't fucking come crying about a Nintendo Direct being boring when not only we got a mainline game recently, it came broken because of it.
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Blood-Splattered Child Aesthetics + Quotes Guessing Game
Here it is, the BSC Ship Guessing Game, here to heal you after yet another chapter of angst. For those of you who don’t read BSC, basically the gist of this is that I don’t currently have my pairings labelled for the fic on AO3, but I’d like to change that next chapter. However, before I do that, I thought it would be fun to play a guessing game based on quotes + aesthetics to see if everyone can figure out what I’m working towards.
Whether you’re reading the fic or not, feel free to drop a guess via reply, inbox message, or AO3 comment. Remember: only characters in Fire Emblem Fates count! Participation is not mandatory. I’m not expecting too many answers, I just thought it would be fun, so please don’t sweat it!
Please enjoy, and check at the end to see if I give you any hints. Oh, and if you’re interested in the fic, you can pick it up here.
Pairing #1:
Quotes:
“The best friends of our childhoods are the loves of our lives, and they break our hearts in worse ways.”
“I didn’t know what to call it, what was happening between us, but I liked it. It felt silly and fragile and good.”
“When I’d first loved him, I wanted to take him apart, as a child dismembers a clockwork toy, to comprehend the inscrutable mechanics of its interior. I wanted to see him far more naked than he was with his clothes off.”
Pairing #2:
Quotes:
“And you love him. Tell me, if he handed you a bloodied hand, would you take it, only because it was his?”
“You touch me and I feel a little less war torn. I’m not sure what peace is supposed to feel like, but I think it may feel a lot like you.”
“I can’t go another day choking back “I love you”. I feel it in my shoulders when I breathe.”
Pairing #3:
Quotes:
“You kiss the back of my legs and I want to cry. Only the sun has come this close, only the sun.”
“I burned so quiet and so long you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do.”
“I told the stars about you.”
Pairing #4:
Quotes:
“You’re a bad idea… but I like bad ideas.”
“In this space right here that we have made for each other, you can say anything and I will not abandon you. Unwrap the worst things you have done. Watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch.”
“I’m quite choked with tenderness for you, my love, it makes me a bit pathetic to love you this much.”
Pairing #5:
Quotes:
“I never thought of her as a thing to be considered by daylight. The many times I had seen her, none had been in the day. I expected her like I expected the moon.”
“Loving me must be so fucking hard and I’m so fucking sorry.”
“I won’t be in the history books; that’s for you. But I loved you first. As long as they get that right, I don’t care what they say.”
Pairing #6:
Quotes:
“Can I kiss you before I kill you?”
“In the dream I don’t tell anyone, you put your head in my lap.”
“You’re the only person I’ve ever met who seems to have the faintest conception of what I mean when I say a thing.”
HINTS:
‣ Each of these pairings have photos in their aesthetics that pertain to their arcs and or future special moments.
‣ Pairing #1 I think will be by far the one that stumps the most people. I even think that you might not be able to get it at all.
‣ Pairing #2 is a rarepair that is not often used in game due to limited gameplay value.
‣ Pairing #3 has a character who could be said to have experienced compulsory heterosexuality.
‣ Pairing #4 are two characters who are not often considered alike, but have a particular thread that connects them.
‣ Pairing #5 grows from one-sided flirting to a budding friendship before a full conversion to romance.
‣ Pairing #6 features more of a quiet love, one that both sides are embarrassed or shy about.
Best of luck to all of you with your guessing!
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slurp
in which the infamous ninja shoyo takes an interest in you, a girl who likes to go to the beach at night.
pairing: timeskip!hinata shoyo x f!reader
genre: smut
word count: 1.0k
warnings: nsfw, smut, service top!hinata, overstim, slight exhibitionism, oral (f receiving), beach sex, getting caught (oikawa makes an appearance), embarassment, squirting (if you squint), slight restraints (pinned wrists)
(a/n): kind of wrote this because u cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that timeskip hinata would not enjoy giving head to some lovely beach girlies,, like brazil!hinata is not innocent i swear. anyways, i’d like to thank @solelytobios for reading thru this :)))) v v v helpful
brazil.
waves crashing on the shore, the ocean extending as far as you could see. you could feel every grain of sand beneath your feet. you could hear the lively chatter of people in the city behind you. at night, the beach was mostly abandoned, only a few figures lingered whether it be on the volleyball court or the ones on a night time stroll.
"you're pretty," he said, warm hand interlocked with yours, eyes wide with a faint blush on his cheeks.
and you went with the orange haired boy, trailing behind him until the sounds of the city became more and more distant. ninja shoyo, they called him. a talented player, a hardworking one, too. someone who wooed you from a distance, from his broad shoulders to his ridiculously amazing gameplay.
what you weren’t aware of, was how charming he was up close, easily making you smile, making you laugh. It wasn’t long before he had you laying down on the beach towel, trailing kisses down your slightly exposed body. he was charming enough for you to let him pull the string of your bikini bottoms.
instantly latching onto your puffy clit, a whine leaving your lips and it excites him. adrenaline courses through his veins with every movement. you try to cover your mouth with your own hand, but he swiftly tugs your arm, using one hand to pin your wrists together. the city isn't too far and anyone on a night time stroll can stumble upon the scene. and it feels so wrong, your legs on top of his shoulders while he laps up all your slick.
you bite your lip while shoyo's mouth works wonders, tongue trailing up from your entrance back to your clit, sucking softly, but it's not quite enough. your fingers are tangled through his hair and you push his head closer to your heat. he doesn't budge, however, only taking a small break to speak.
"stop holding back, yeah?" he requests, fingers squeezing the fat of your hips.
you nod, letting out a little moan when he licks another hot strip before stopping to suck on your little nub. all you could do is obey, while he suckles like a starved man in a desert. lewd noises drown out the sounds of the crashing waves and you squeal when you feel his wet muscle prod your entrance.
voices are heard from a distance and you can hear as they get closer and closer, but shoyo doesn't stop.
instead, he fucks your drooling pussy with his tongue, hitting your sweet spot. suppressing your whines feels almost impossible, but he looks up at your face, beads of sweat on your forehead barely illuminated by a nearby light source. your eyes are glassy, your breath is heavy, and he thinks that your face looks so pretty like this. your pretty cunny gushes and creams all over his mouth, encouraging him to slurp up every ounce.
he's not stupid. he knows that anyone could stumble upon the erotic scene, but he doesn't see the fun in stopping.
he continues to press his tongue against your tight walls causing a loud squeak to leave your lips. your wrists are still pinned together, there's no way to muffle the noise as your walls yearn for something to pulsate around as he continues. he's lapping up your juices like it's his favorite drink and you know that you can't stay quiet anymore,
"s-shoyo," your voice shakes, "t-there's-hmph!"
his tongue teases the sweet spot inside of you and you're clenching around nothing, your orgasm crashing like the waves on the beach. your thighs quiver as he softly takes your clit in his mouth, letting you ride it out. the voices are closer, much closer this time, and you attempt to sit up.
but he pushes you back down, muscular arm heavy against your bare stomach, his other hand prying your legs apart until your pussy is wide open and on display just for him. you're still clenching around nothing, aching, and he's smirking before he dives back in, his wet muscle fucking you more relentlessly than before, his nose slightly grazing your clit. your thighs flex and unflex with every one of his movements and it takes two hands to keep your legs spread.
hot pleasure fills your aching cunt when his tongue grazes the same spot over and over again, pressing against your tight walls. your hands pull his hair for some sort of stability and it only leads to a groan that vibrates throughout your body. he laps up all of the juices you offer, the squelching sounds almost embarrassing, but he loves it and you're sent into another orgasm, cumming all over the lower half of his face. he's pleased with himself, his mouth still on your core.
"shoyo?"
the first time you meet oikawa tooru, the lower half of your body is bare, bikini bottoms still unrecovered. the juices of your drooling cunny drip down the beach blanket and you desperately try to close your legs, but the positioning of shoyo's arms don't allow it and he doesn't notice. his chin, his lips, and his cheeks are shiny when he looks back at his friend.
"oikawa-san!" he greets him, almost as if he didn't take away your ability to walk with his mouth, "i'm busy right now, but text me tomorrow!"
"sure thing, shoyo-kun," oikawa calls back as he walks away.
when the grip of his arms loosens, you bring your knees to your chest, face buried between the two. "what's wrong, pretty girl?" the tangerine haired boy asks, fingers grazing your waist as he lays on his side next to your curled up body.
"that was embarrassing." you reply with a shameful tone. he rubs soothing circles on your hips, fingers bringing your chin up, his wet lips kissing down your neck and you let out a sigh of relief. he's on his knees between your legs, hands bringing your body closer to his. he grips the soft flesh of your ass, pulling your oversensitive cunt closer to him.
"let me make it up to you, pretty girl."
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My RL gameplay (18+)
A week later I finally managed to help Sandra with her new apartment. A few days before I went shopping with her. While S. was working, I spent the whole day at her place to get ready in time before she gets home. I wanted to surprise her! 🤍
I was so stressed and almost had a nervous breakdown! No one was there to help me. Philip was in college, Ana was in school, and S.’s stupid boyfriend, he joined me at some point, so I asked him to help me. But instead, he’s been dissing me the whole time! He said everything looks like shit and that Sandra will certainly not be happy with it. He totally unsettled me 😢 😩, so I started crying. 🤷♀️ I called Ana and sent her pics, to tell me her honest opinion. Ana then came to me during her lunch break with her school friend Sam. The two helped me & this motivated me to continue. Just before Sandra was home, Philip also came. I asked him to wait outside for S., to tell her, that I want to surprise her and that she shouldn’t open her eyes, when she comes in! Philip was sure S. would love what I did with her apartment! He liked what I did. 🙂
I told him what Sandra’s boyfriend said to me. Yeah, and Philip got kind of mad at S.’s boyfriend because he didn’t help me, but he pretended to be better at everything. And that’s why Philip started to provoke Sandra’s boyfriend a bit. I mean, he didn’t like him even before! Still, I didn’t want this! I just knew there will be stress! I know P.! He get’s easily upset, if he doesn’t like someone. But Sandra’s boyfriend is really an asshole! Slowly I began to understand what Sandra meant, when she complained about him to me. I mean, this guy managed to make me cry in just a few minutes. He’s totally exhausting and has something really vicious about him. But Philip is so crazy! 🤦♀️ 🤣 He asked Sandra’s boyfriend about his sister-in-law! 😏 🤭 Sandra told us the other day, that her boyfriend is totally into his brother’s wife. That’s why she was so sad! Well, and Philip tried to tease him a bit with this thing. But P. also got some unpleasant answers to his provocative questions. 🤷♀️
When Sandra stood in front of me with closed eyes, I was totally nervous! I was so afraid she wouldn’t like it, because of her fucking boyfriend.
Me: Ok, S.! I have changed something here, as you wanted! I hope you will like it, open your eyes!
Sandra: A.! 😲 🙊 Are you crazy? How-....how did you do this? It’s gorgeous! 🤩 Better than in my dreams!... You’re the best! Thank you! 🥺 But why? You didn’t have to do this for me! 🥺 😥
Me: So you really like it? 😳 I’m so relieved! I wasn’t sure...but I did my best! I promised you, and because I couldn’t be there for you last week, I wanted to surprise you. 🥺
Sandra: You have no idea how happy you made me! 😥 I’m just a total loser when it comes to such things! No matter how many times I tried to change something here, I never felt comfortable, but now!..... I am speechless! Thank you so much sweetie! I love you!
Me: Please stop praising me, I’m going to blush!
Sandra: No believe me! You're amazing at that!!...I didn’t deserve this A.!😔
Me: But you deserve it! More than you think! You’ve been there for me the last few weeks. And this shit, that had happened between us in these 6 months before, I have long forgotten! I just want you to be happy with your baby. 🥺
Sandra: Thank you A.! ILY so much! I will never forget this! 🥺 🙂.... But did you do all this on your own? Did anyone help you? You look like hell!😳 😄
Me: Yeah, you can tell by my hair, that I was under stress.🤷♀️ Those green, turquoise walls really drove me crazy. But I guess with the stuff we bought, it doesn’t look like an operating room here anymore. 😄
Sandra: I think you got my apartment even better than Philip’s!
Me: P.’s apartment was almost perfect even empty! 🤷♀️
Philip: If you love my place so much, S., you can have it! I am never at home anyway. I have toI live with A., in her room. 🤨
Sandra: Don’t complain! After all, you sleep in the same bed with A., and that’s the only reason why you don’t go back to your apartment! 😉 😄
Philip: Please don’t mention this bed! I think her neighbors hate me already! A.’s bed is a disaster!
Sandra: I stayed there a few times in case you forgot! Ana and I woke up! 🤨
Me: This fucking bed squeaks all the time! Even if I just lie down on it! The slightest movement is enough! That doesn’t mean that Philip and I woke you up!
Sandra: Ok A.! 🤨 I belive you! Afterall, you did my apartment. But, you know? I’m not stupid! 😉 😄
Me: Okay, okay, okay! Shut up! And... Ana’s room is right under mine. Sorry! 😕 🤷♀️
S.’s BF: If I were your father, A.! I’d kick you out of my house! 😒
Me: If you were my dad, I would have left, as soon as I learned to walk!
Philip (to S.’s BF): I heard your sister-in-law is pretty hot. 🤨 😏 I guess you like spending a lot of time with her.
S.’s BF: Don't give me this shit! 😒
Philip: You think you’re better than us? Ha? Your arrogant mug’s breaking my balls! 🤨
S.’s BF: I don’t give a fuck about all of YOU! How old are you? Do you think I’m afraid of you? Just because you’re... a bit taller than me? 🤨 And what kind of fucking drugs are you on? You look pretty fucked up!
Philip: Are you serious? You really wanna mess with me? I’m just asking you once! 😠
Me: Please P.! Just leave it! 🤦♀️ .....Sandra!!! 😦 🤷♀️ Say something!
Sandra: Hey! Stop this shit! I mean, don’t fuck up my apartment!
S.’s BF: I don’t hit kids! 😒
Me: Okay, that’s it!.... P., let’s just go!
Philip: But..... We’re just talking. 😠
Sandra: Come on, A.!..... They won’t fight!
Me:You have no idea!
Sandra (to me): Do I have to worry now? I mean, 🤫 P. is not N.!
Me: I know S.! And, still! I’m telling you, we better keep Philip away from your stupid boyfriend.
Sandra: Okay?... Then let’s separate the two. 🤷♀️
Me: Thanks!
Actually, I wanted to go home with Philip, but my sister came and so we stayed, but this wasn’t such a great idea! They won’t fight!! Just, I will hate Sandra’s boyfriend so much from this moment! 😠
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I just read both the australia and museum post and the chaos levels are top tier, but like imagine the chaos that ensues if lord diavolo discovers about amusment parks and immediately just buys tickets to disneyland. Lucifer is basically the dad trying not to loose his children(lord diavolo included). Lord diavolo wanting to ride a loopy rollercoaster and just having the time of his life! (Also I highkey see diavolo ordering lucifer to make a disneyland in devildom tbh) Also mouse ear headbands!
This..... this took forever
Hey there anon! Sorry it took literally a year to answer this! If you’re still into Obey Me, I hope this was a pleasant surprise.
Also for the first time ever a scenario post is being put under the cut for length purposes. This scenario is 2.6k words Jesus
Please note that the last time I went to Disney was in 2015, so anything that’s newer than that is taken from the extensive reading of Disney advice blogs I read in preparation for this post. Anything older than that is likely from experience.
Also, I tried my best to keep this spoiler free for the attractions that can be affected by it.
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So the Devildom DOES have the concept of amusement parks. I slept on this ask for so long that we’ve learned about Devil’s Coast. It seems to be more akin to a smaller-scale theme park, though. Small-ish. I’m used to NYC idk what constitutes as small.
Something like Disney World is on such a larger scale!! When Diavolo heard about that, he knew they had to go.
They are going to Disney World in Orlando because it’s the only one I’ve been to.
Lucifer is REALLY getting tired of these field trips, but there would be no weird animals, and there would be no sobering lessons on global extinction events at a family-friendly amusement park. He. He can handle this.
Solomon has actually been banned from all Walt Disney theme parks. We’re talking blacklist-level banned. He’s barred from ever entering any Disney park ever again. However, this was back in 1976, so this must be, like, his son or something, right? There’s no way this is the same guy. Thought the security guard who let him in.
What did Solomon do to get banned? When asked, he only gave a curious hum. “Yeah, I wonder.”
The place is split into four parks, so they’ll spend one day in each.
Barbatos continued to flex his power as the only one in the group with a brain cell, being sure to get them all fast passes. He even set time back just for the passes while they were booking the rides they wanted to cut the lines for, so if they don’t get used he’s going to be very snippy.
Also for convenience sake this is taking place in an AU where everything is the same but COVID doesn’t exist to shut down some rides and attractions.
Day 1: Hollywood Studios
MC and Simeon basically have to coerce Lucifer into letting everyone run free instead of making them all line up with a walking rope all day. He relents on the condition that everyone checks in periodically so he can at least know they haven’t killed anyone.
Nobody will check in except for maybe Beelzebub and those at Purgatory Hall.
Levi immediately gathered his fellow Star Wars fans (which basically meant calling over Mammon Belphie and Asmo and then pulling in two unsuspecting people suddenly given the title of “Star Wars fan”), and made a beeline for Galaxy’s Edge. There’s a LOT to do there and damn it if he wasn’t going to hit all of it.
First up for their group is the interactive Millennium Falcon Smuggler’s Run. They fail the mission. Levi’s pretty pissed, but everyone agrees that it was fun nonetheless. They really felt like they were doing a mission in the Falcon! Plus, the gameplay element was totally up the alley of most of this group. Simeon does feel a little nauseous from Luke’s jerky steering, though.
Did you know that Diavolo loves Toy Story? He does. He’s very much enjoying the Slinky roller coaster with Barbatos.
Barbatos would rather be spending time at the shows and performances, but oh no god forbid we don’t get an autograph from Doc McStuffins. Lucifer please come find him and save him.
Lucifer somehow wandered into the Frozen Sing-Along Celebration. He wants out. Barbatos please come find him and save him.
In general, Lucifer isn’t a fan of these sorts of places, so honestly he’s just hiding from the others and waiting for today to be over. Barbatos told him that there are parks that don’t revolve around rides and characters, and he’s holding out for those.
Luckily for them Diavolo wants to do LITERALLY everything, and that does include the shows, so Barbatos and Lucifer can have at least some fun today
Levi, Asmo, and Beel are about to start their relay for getting character autographs when Satan shows up out of nowhere and starts dragging everyone over to the Tower of Terror. Solomon bars all attempts to flee on a certain Avatar of Greed’s side.
The line to the Tower is so long, and honestly? Satan feels like the ride didn’t live up to the literal hour they waited to get on. Like yeah it was fun, but way too short.
He voices those thoughts, and Levi, who Satan knows is afraid of heights, is pretty fucking livid and drags him to Rock n Rollercoaster as revenge. Satan hates roller coasters.
As for the others, Asmo and Luke have a lot of fun on the thrill rides. Mammon and Simeon do not. Beel is a little spooked by them but still manages to have fun, while Belphie and Solomon think they’re alright.
Eventually, Simeon gets too sick to move, and they assign him to Luke. They say it’s because he’s too short to ride some of the rides (even though he’s literally not, screw you guys.)
Barbatos messes with time a lil bit so they can enjoy the Fantasmic Show and Fireworks to wrap the day up.
Levi is very jealous of Diavolo’s Doc McStuffins autograph. Somehow Asmo has Buzz Lightyear’s number.
Day 2: Animal Kingdom
Satan is vibrating
He literally instantly sprints to the Kilimanjaro Safari. And good for him; that’s something best done while the sun isn’t high up. The whole gang actually agrees to check that one out, and while Satan isn’t thrilled to be within 50 feet of Lucifer, he’s glad Simeon is there because he remembers how his presence lured animals out in Australia.
Simeon also finds himself pulled along the trails by Satan and parents watch in horror as a gorilla gives him a friendly pat on the back.
If you didn’t know, Animal Kingdom is divided into the two continents of Asia and Africa, as well as the secret eighth continent Avatar (2009). Diavolo heard great things about the Flight of Passage ride, but he totally forgot to tell Barbatos about it, so they’re stuck on a three hour wait line now.
Levi takes Luke on the Everest roller coaster because Simeon saw it in the distance and looked like he was about to cry. Levi wouldn’t shut up about how the yeti effect needs to be fixed and Solomon had to explain that the effect literally couldn’t support itself.
Simeon, having escaped a roller coaster for the first and only time on this trip, grabs lunch with Lucifer and Solomon and they enjoy the Lion King performance together. Solomon’s the only one of them who’s seen the movie, but the others still found it fun. Solomon keeps making up random plot points that don’t exist, though. Remember when Simba was captured by pirates?
Mammon found the Bugs Life show very scary. Normally Asmo would laugh at him, but he’s afraid of any bug he’s never seen before and at least Mammon was afraid of the things that were supposed to get you. They agree that bugs are still not their friends.
Satan has many things to say about the Dinosaur ride and most of them aren’t good. Belphie thought it was pretty ok, though. Lucifer can’t believe there was a sobering lesson on a global extinction event at this family-friendly amusement park.
Diavolo is still in line. Barbatos abandons him. He accompanies Luke to the kiddie fossil thing and actually finds it more tolerable. Oh yeah that’s the other secret ninth continent, Dinoland.
Beel and Belphie spend most of the day together at the various petting zoos. Belphie comes back knowing more than he ever wanted to about conservation. He thought Rafiki’s Planet Watch was going to be about watching other planets, not this one!
Asmo gets very interested in the costumes of the performers, as well as the parrots in the bird show. He could probably make some really colorful designs with those as inspiration.
Nearby, Mammon runs into Kevin and squawks in surprise. The zoo staff spend the next two hours trying to find the bird that escaped.
Diavolo says the ride was worth it, don’t worry.
Honestly this park has a lot of stuff that wouldn’t translate well to a funny scenario post so this part might be a little short compared to the others. I can only talk about a zoo for so long.
Anyone remember the Honey I Shrunk the Kids 4D show? Apparently it closed in 2016 to make room for more Star Wars stuff.
Anyway, at the center of it all there’s the Tree of Life, which is really pretty all day. Lucifer is thrilled to have a decently obvious meet-up place, too. They get to catch the brief awakening show at night.
They’re very bummed to learn the Rivers of Light show isn’t happening anymore, so Levi pulls it up on his phone so they can watch it in spirit.
Then Satan learns about the Wilderness Explorers badges and the others spend the rest of the time preventing too much collateral damage over the fact that nobody told him.
Day 3: Epcot
Finally, Lucifer thinks. Boo, Luke thinks.
Beel didn’t expect this park to be that interesting to him (he’s much more into the wonder and immersion of Hollywood Studios and Magic Kingdom), but then he learned about the restaurants. China, Norway, France, Mexico, Germany, Morocco, Italy, Japan, Canada--Canada? Huh. Canada. There’s so many different restaurants from so many cuisines to try, and yeah he knows that it’s definitely not the same as going to the place and it’s overpriced (sorry Lucifer), but it’s all right there. He makes certain to take MC on a deluxe Epcot restaurant tour.
Oh yeah MC. That’s the first time we’ve heard from them in a while. They’re doing whatever you want them to I guess.
Levi buys so much from the Japanese gift shops that he has to go back to the hotel for a bit to drop his bags off.
Satan and Diavolo aren’t much better, but their stashes are more varied.
Also, Diavolo found Mouse Gear, and bought everyone a pair of ears. Lucifer says that everyone has to keep them on because it’s what Lord Diavolo wants, but he is by far the most upset about them. Mammon snaps a picture and Lucifer throws his DDD into the lake.
Asmo and Belphie decide they’re gonna take it easy this day, and they nab Solomon and Barbatos for some exhibition hopping.
Luke finds Mission Space and please father no Simeon thought he was safe he thought he was safe here no please
Aside from that, though, Luke honestly finds this part of the park boring. He’d have been more interested in these attractions elsewhere, but as a kid he’s in Disney for roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Simeon is very grateful that Luke doesn’t have much that he wants to do, because it means that he can enjoy the Gran Fiesta and Living with the Land boat rides and have a single moment where he doesn’t feel like he’s about to be sick. He’s not even afraid of the rides; he just gets motion sick easily.
Asmo makes sure to see the Chinese acrobat show, and Mammon catches that with the show-hopping gang since there isn’t much he wants to do here either.
Epcot has alcohol and Solomon hasn’t been able to drink in ages so he really wants to spend some time doing that with MC. No demons allowed, thank you very much. He doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he’d like you to believe, but he just gets really talkative when drunk so it’s ok.
Epcot is a nice day to take a breather and Lucifer and Barbatos definitely needed a breather before tomorrow.
Day 4: Magic Kingdom
This is the day Diavolo has been waiting for. The crème de la crop, the best park for kids and kids in a future king of the Devildom’s body.
Also I feel like now is a good time to mention that this probably isn’t a reasonable order of events because I don’t remember the map layout of these places idk Disney city planning
This time. This time, Levi, Asmo and Beel are gonna get those autographs, dammit. Levi doesn’t even know who half of these characters are but hell if he’s not getting their autograph.
Mammon actually really loves the mascots too, but he’s embarrassed about it so he’ll only try to get one if he can use the guise of MC wanting one. MC, please help him out
Belphie isn’t big on rides, but he does have a soft spot for the more retro ones like Dumbo and Seven Dwarves. And like I said before, Beel loves Magic Kingdom for its wonder. So Belphie is perfectly happy being led (read: piggybacked) around by Beel today, because their favorite attractions match up pretty well here.
Actually, Beel’s favorite Disney movie is Lilo and Stitch, but. RIP Stitch’s Great Escape ride 2004-2018
Diavolo and Lucifer take a moment to enjoy the Carousel of Progress, and they reflect on how much the Human World is always changing and how much about it they still don’t know. It really does make them think, like. Grandma found the VR games at Christmas! The Devildom doesn’t have grandmas!
Mammon is terrified of the Haunted Mansion ride, and Satan has literally never felt so much schadenfreude in his life.
Mammon’s afraid of most rides to be fair, but he likes water rides, so Levi eventually takes pity on him and they go on Splash Mountain together more than once.
The Peter Pan ride broke down
Luke wanted to go on Space Mountain and Simeon was the only one around, so. RIP Simeon ????-2021
Diavolo was That Guy. If you know, you know.
Beel accidentally spun the teacups way too fast. Not even Solomon got out of that one unscathed.
Following that, Solomon manages to drag Barbatos onto the Jungle Cruise while Lucifer is busy. What is Lucifer busy with? Riding the Buzz Lightyear shooting ride over and over until he hits every single target and gets a perfect score at a Disney ride, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve. Anyway, Barbatos finds it really charming and Solomon finds it a nice break that he didn’t know he needed.
While looking for a food place that sells water for a reasonable price, a kid runs up to Asmo asking for a picture and autograph. He’s kind of confused, but goes along with it to make the kid happy.
Turns out, Asmo’s so naturally charming that they mistook him for a prince. Other groups see that family and follow suit. Mammon eventually catches wind of it and shows up to charge a fee. The parents are pretty sure Disney doesn’t charge fees like that, but their kids really want a pic with Asmo so they hand over the two bucks. (“Oh it’s so low” come on Mammon’s not a dick to children.)
And that’s the story of how Mammon and Asmo ended up in Disney Jail. You’re very much not allowed to pretend to be a cast member and then charge money for it. Lucifer has to bail them out as their “guardian,” and as punishment they aren’t allowed to opt out of It’s a Small World.
Small World isn’t that bad imho, and those like Diavolo, Satan, Simeon, and Levi would like it a lot. But Lucifer has been playing parent all day, Belphie does not like the noise, and Solomon has literally been on this ride at least fifty times. Very mixed feelings on this one, but it feels fitting to end with that and a fireworks show.
All in all though this wasn’t the worst trip Lucifer’s been on (cue everyone applauding for some reason).
Barbatos by far had the least fun of them all because for four days he was stuck in a park where the mascot is a fucking rodent and he wasn’t allowed to annihilate Mickey Mouse where he stood
“Disneyland Devildom when” “Lord Diavolo, no”
Masterlist
#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me luke#obey me simeon#obey me solomon#my favorite park is def epcot and my favorite ride is def splash mountain#also my sister helped me out by reminding me about animal kingdom but most of her photos were of random birds
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I'm not going to tag anyone specific because I literally wanna see everyone's take on this. So, please, if you want to, do it!
I went a bit overboard, sorry 😗If you actually read it all, I will love you forever.
YOUR WRITING PROCESS
Show us a part of your script or explain how you write your scenes. Do you write in screenplay format or novel format? Etc, etc.
I love writing in novel format but, for sims storytelling, I feel the need to write a screenplay.
I start by writing all the dialogue along with the action cues and setting descriptions. This helps me visualize how much space I will need for the characters, which and how many props will be necessary etc.
From the simple screenplay, I make a shooting script and a checklist.
The shooting script is super helpful because it allows me to break my screenplay down into shots so I go in game already knowing exactly what I want from it.
This will all sound like I think I'm some big shit but honestly... I just get brain farts WAY too often. So having everything kind of ready helps me remember little things like ADDING THE DAMN POSES INTO THE S4S for examples lmao.
SCENE BUILDING
Show us you in the middle of scene building through pictures, gifs, or a video. Explain what is the best thing about scene building and what is the worst!
Scene/world building is 100% my favourite part of the whole process!
I use a lot of references from the real world. The small coastal village of Brindleton is based on many places in England, mostly villages/towns in Cornwall and Devon.
I enjoy looking for inspiration pictures on Pinterest and going on Google Earth tours, really LMAO.
Of course, there is only so much I can do with Sims to make it look realistic, but if you squint your eyes and shift your head, maybe? fjhgdfhjkg
I do the same for my residential lots and interiors. But interiors are a bit more fun for me because, besides not needing to worry about background extras, I can personalize the environment to my characters.
CC/POSE MAKING
Do you make your own cc/poses for your scene? If so, what is your process like to create? Do you just go off the top of your head? Do you use reference photos?
Nowadays, I make 98% of my poses. The remaining 2% is just me making some adjustments on pre-existing ones. I can't help it. I absolutely love seeing my visions come to life like this.
I also enjoy making poses because I like giving my characters some distinguished body language.
For example, Beth is the only character who slightly puckers her lips to the left. Usually, when she's thinking or when she's upset. It's basically the main part of her face - other than her eyebrows - that will give her true feelings away.
And Mary, on the other hand, is way less emotionally repressed. Any minor inconvenience will make her upper lips twitch upwards. She also pouts a lot more and has more eyebrow movements.
Yes, I am a loser for paying attention to these things shhhhhhh.
Usually, I don't need anything other than an accessory or two. But lately, I've been LOVING to make recolours and convert objects into pose accessories. Whenever I have my script ready, I take note of what I will need for the scene in my checklist.
You probably don't even notice or care as much as I do, but still! They add much to the narrative imo and I feel like I'm giving depth to the characters by tailoring their accessories and the world around them. It's really fun for me!
GETTING IN THE ZONE
What do you do to get in the zone to work on a scene? Examples include: show us your playlist you use when working on a scene, what’s your go-to scene snack/drink, etc.
I have playlists on my Spotify for the main characters as well as one for the story. Beth and Mary's individual playlists are the ones I listen to the most and they are called Countryside Teacup and European Train Ride respectively because these are the vibes I get from the songs in there dslkfjsklfsd.
I also LOVE listening to instrumental playlists on youtube like this Cottagecore and this Royaltycore ✨massive points to you if you can find my comment on the royalty core video 🌚
I don't really snack while working on my story posts but I drink mate tea like CRAZY or, sometimes, I'll just have a beer to get my creative juices flowing ehe.
SCREENSHOTS FOLDER
Give us a look into your screenshot folder to show us just how much goes into ONE scene for your story. (Scrapped pictures encouraged!!!)
I never take too many screenshots with different angles because of my pre-planning!
However, I do have, like, 10 to 15 repeated shots because I take some with DOF, some without, some with shadows, some without etc. And I'm always terrified of the screenshot not working, so I press the my hot keys like 5x jddjlkgd.
Here are some scrapped pictures from previous story posts:
CAPTIONS
Are you a caption on the picture kind of storyteller or captions in text box type of storyteller? Why? Do you do both?
I love doing the graphic novel format, with "speech bubbles" sort of. I personally find it immersive. But I also love and crave for the novel format, so I'll write a little "after scene" sometimes in the text box for extra depth ☺️
EDITING
Explain and show us your process editing a scene through a video, gif, or picture. A Before and after will suffice if you aren’t in the middle of editing a scene as you answer this.
Since I've done a few posts telling a bit about my editing - and, truthfully, not much goes into it - here is a before and after!
THROWBACK
Show us an ANCIENT story scene you done in the past and explain how you would do the scene differently today!
Okay, ANYTHING from my early simblr days is cringe worthy. The dialogue isn't good, the lighting is extremely yellow - due to my crappy laptop -, the outfits and the settings are all over the place, I--
I chose this one image because it was one of the first times I was doing a story post instead of just a gameplay update. I don't even have much else to add, just look at it jkljdfklgjdf.
But I'm going to have plenty of scenes set in the past where I will get the chance to remake the school and dress my teen girls properly and I'm so excited. Like, making slate pose accessory excited fjdigjfido oh, boy.
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