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dawnquafam · 5 months

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Orvax: I’ve made a perfect king

Atlanna, coming home to find Orm screaming at his brother to kill him: You screwed up my perfectly beautiful son is what you did. Look at him. He’s got anxiety

#i am. thinking about orm and father figures #orvax marius #atlanna #orm marius #incorrect aquaman quotes #dceu

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caterpillarinacave · 4 months

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Arthur: Has anyone other than Mom ever told you they loved you?

Orm: Does my Father count?

Arthur: Sure, I guess so.

Orm: Then no.

#Orm is the type to drop some batshit insane fact about his childhood like it’s nothing #“Yeah my dad always told me I’m really lucky I’m a boy because if I wasn’t his heir he would have had my skull bashed in as a baby. Anyway-#Doesn’t even register #Aquaman #shitpost #incorrect aquaman quotes #Arthur curry #orm Marius #Dceu

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superbat-love · 4 months

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Martian Manhunter: I have treated your injuries as best as I could, Batman. I would recommend bed rest until you have fully recovered.

Batman: I should be back in a week.

Superman: A week? But-

Batman: A week. I don’t have the luxury of rest, Superman. [glaring] Are you going to stop me?

Superman: No, I’ll let it slide this time, on one condition. [determinedly steps into Batman’s personal space]

Batman: …Superman, why are you hugging me?

Superman: This will be our daily therapy.

Batman: Are you… purring?

Flash: [enters the med bay] Don’t mind me guys, I’m just here to… Whoa. Is it Batman’s birthday today? Can I get a hug too?

Martian Manhunter: I am aware that vibrations produced by a cat's purr can aid in the process of healing. Perhaps this could be a good substitute, Batman. It may shorten your recovery time.

Batman: I’m not going to let myself be-

Superman: It’s either this or a month’s bed rest, Batman.

Flash: Oh cool! I can help too. Healing group hug! [glomps Martian Manhunter, Superman & Batman, vibrating slightly]

Aquaman: [enters the med bay] Hey Superman. Whoa.

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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Ollie: Can I copy your mission report?

Clark: I can help you with it!

Dinah: Yeah sure.

Arthur: Bold of you to assume I did the mission report.

Diana: Lol nope.

Barry: Wait, we had a mission report?

Bruce: *read at 5:55 PM*

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lilho-ho-bo10 · 1 year

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Bruce: This is stupid.

Clark: *looking inside tree branches*I don't care, we're not going anywhere until I find one egg.

Bruce: Clark, I'm rich, I can just buy you some.

Clark: *lifts boulder* it's not the same. Now, where are those eggs.

Bruce: Who was even in charge of hiding the eggs?

Diana: *pops out of bush* It was me.

Clark: You really did a good job at hiding them.

Diana: These lips are sealed.

Clark: ?

Bruce: ?

Diana: Ok, fine. I got my eggs from an old woman. But she was actually Circe, she actually gave me harpy eggs and, well--

Bruce: Let me guess, you broke them, didn't you?

Diana: *looks behind Bruce and sees two harpies kidnapping Hal and Barry* um...sure. Excuse me for a moment.

Clark: ?...

Harpy: *swoops in and snatches up Bruce*

Bruce: Why am I not surprised?

Clark: !?

Diana: *Follows holding Arthur* No, no, not the rich one, take him!

Clark: !?

Arthur: !?

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niiwa-angel · 1 month

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Superman, sitting down at the Watchtower Cafe table: I'm worried about Batman.

Green Lantern: we're all a little worried about Batman.

Superman: No I mean, since Nightwing moved out for college.

Aquaman: Oh, I thought you were just making a generalization.

Flash: yeah like, I'm worried about Batman someday setting off a low yield nuclear device because the cafeteria ran out of lime jello.

Superman: I think Batman really misses Nightwing.

Green Lantern, leaning over to Aquaman: lend him Garth for the weekend.

Superman: he got a cat to keep him company.

Flash: you're kidding.

Superman: he takes it everywhere. To bed, to the bathroom-

Flash: he takes the kitty to the potty?

Aquaman, to Flash: Dude, we talked about this.

Batman, walks by the cafeteria table holding a cat.

Batman: gentlemen.

All, awkwardly: hey.

Green Lantern: Batsy, you gonna introduce us to your little friend?

Batman: apologies. Gentlemen I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

Flash, Green Lantern, and Aquaman: hi, hello.

Batman: now if you'll excuse me, the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.

Exit Batman and Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

Green Lantern: Okay, I get it we're worried about Batman

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Bruce: We need more help. Maybe I should call my team.

Clark: ... Your what?

Bruce: My team.

Arthur: Are they saying “team”?

Barry: I think he's being sarcastic

Hal: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Batman! All of your teammates are in this room!

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fandomnerd9602 · 13 hours

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Y/N drinks some water…

Allison Curry, the Aqua-Woman interrupts…

Allison: babe, is that a recyclable bottle?

Y/N taps the recycle symbol and winks…

Allison giggles and hugs Y/N tight…

Allison: I knew I loved you for a reason!

Fan Cast: Bailey Bass as Allison Curry / Aqua Woman

For @jacenradio7

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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 2 months

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Justice League Quote #1

Atom: What makes you all smile? Martian Manhunter: Friends and Family. Superman: Snacks. Aquaman: Victory and success. Batman: Face muscles.

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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 8 months

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Flash: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Aquaman:…..flash, what?

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the1entirecircus · 27 days

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MEANWHILE at the Hall of Justice Lunch's room, our heroes are engaging in a rousing discussion at the table.

Flash: I still don't understand.

Batman: What don't you understand?

Flash: Bruce, you don't just fall from space and not die, that's impossible!

Batman: You break the sound barrier on a daily basis without harming anyone standing by, Barry. I don't see how that's hard to believe.

Flash: Okay I can do that because I am a speed force conduit. You are just a man!

Batman: A man with a near unlimited supply of wealth that helps me gain access to the latest forms of technology for my cape and cowl. May I remind you that your ring fits your entire costume inside of it?

Flash: ...I'm still confused.

Batman: I know. So are Clark and Hal.

Superman: I'm starting to think Waller was right, you're a metahuman.

Green Lantern: I still think you're talking bullshit. Barry back me up.

Flash: What? Hal how am I supposed to back you up? You haven't made a claim!

Green Lantern: My claim is that Bruce is talking crap. Back me up!

Flash: I'm still confused as to what I'm supposed to do here?

Green Lantern: You come up with what you should do! You're the smart one between us?

Flash: Wha-?! Ugh...uh, Diana? Can you please use the lasso of truth on Bruce?

Wonder Woman: *Glances at Bruce, who just shrugs, and then looks back at Barry* The lasso of truth isn't to be used for petty games...but I'll make an exception for today.

*Diana walks to Bruce and he holds the lasso of truth*

Wonder Woman: Bruce, how did you survive falling from space?

Batman: Like I said I used the latest technology from Wayne Tech industries to modify my costume to withstand the temperatures of re-entry. I also used my cape to slow down the fall. But most of it was luck. To summarize, I survived because I'm Batman.

*Aquaman let out a hardy laugh at Batman's response and from seeing Hal's reaction*

Green Lantern: ...what's your name?

Batman: Batman.

Green Lantern: Diana, I think that the lasso of truth is broken.

Wonder Woman: He's answered the same before, Hal. No need to worry.

*Diana walks back to her seat as Barry pats Hal on the back*

Green Lantern: y'know we could...

Everyone except Hal: No.

Green Lantern: Fine.

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dawnquafam · 5 months

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#arthur curry #orm marius #incorrect aquaman quotes #dceu #this quote for them has been stuck in my head for days

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caterpillarinacave · 4 months

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Orvax: I have an amazing memory. Name one thing I’ve ever forgotten.

Orm: You forgot me the last time you went on vacation…

Orvax: Nice try, I did that on purpose.

#Haha but like haha sad #Aquaman #orm marius #orvax marius #we hate him in this household #Incorrect aquaman quotes #aquaman and the lost kingdom #dceu

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keepingupwiththejl · 19 days

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Keeping up with the Justice League (Season 1, Episode 2)

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incorrectbatfam · 10 months

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Clark: You kidnapped Bruce Wayne? That's illegal!

Barry: But Supes, what's more illegal: briefly inconveniencing Bruce Wayne or destroying the Justice League?

Clark: Kidnapping Bruce Wayne, Flash!

Hal: Superman, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, these guys are counting on you to inspire them.

Clark: What, to kidnap people?

Oliver: To work together.

Clark: To kidnap people?!

Arthur: Mr. Super, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.

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lilho-ho-bo10 · 11 months

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Bruce: What is going on here?

Clark: In honor of Father's day we're having a "bring your kids to work day". Isn't that right, Jon?

Jon: *Waves at Bruce while playing Chess with Lois* Hi Dad!!!!

Bruce: Hey kid.

Arthur: *Cradling Andrina in his arms*

Diana: Your daughter is adorable.

Arthur: Thank you , Princess. Wait, didn't you have a son?

Diana: I did.

Arthur: Where is he? I'm sure Clark wouldn't mind if you brought him.

Diana: He's dead.

Arthur: Oh...

Diana: I killed him.

Bruce: !?

Everyone in the room: ...

Everyone: Starts to applaud and cheer.

Arthur: Thank God!!!

Jon: I hated him!!!

Clark: You did the right thing.

Bruce: !?!?!?!?!?

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