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ateez-quotes · 1 year

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HongJoong to Seonghwa: when i told Yeosang that he was grounded, he just said no

San: he said no ??

Wooyoung, from the room where he is grounded: YOU CAN DO THAT ?!

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 1 year

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I don’t believe that BTS actually exists. I think it’s a cognito hazard that feeds on preteen lust and desire. Someone watches a BTS concert on live stream and they’re just staring at a static screen for two hours.

#incorrect super smash bros #BTS #Kpop #K pop #meme #joke #funny #idea #thought #musing

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soflixi · 2 years

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i wanna be your

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mqwep-exe · 2 years

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SEVENTEEN: There’s 13 of us and only 12 parachutes!!

Meanwhile

Jeonghan: Bye Mingyu!!!!

#jeonghan #mingyu #seventeen #kim mingyu #yoon jeonghan #funny memes #kpop boys #k pop #incorrect texts #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect Seventeen texts

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cinnamonroll999 · 2 years

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Aiden: Hey Aru, can we break up for 5 minutes and 18 seconds?

Aru: What?! Why?!

Aiden: I wanna sing 'Fake Love' by BTS

#my headcanon that Aiden is the biggest k pop fan #aru shah #aiden acharya #incorrect quote

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soyforramen · 2 years

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I keep reading posts about the biblical plaques and my brain keeps trying to force it into biblical plagues. So either the writers have dyslexia or they’re referencing the Saint Jaime Luna bible.

#🤷‍♀️ at some point I will catch up #until then #riverdale #also the plagues of Riverdale go #snakes falling from the sky but they’re based on FPS incorrect knowledge of snakes #all the milkshakes turn into maple shakes; Cheryl is beside herself with glee #bags of chips from the lastest product placement and there’s like #fifty up close shots of each flavor #that have nothing to do with the plot #but is just a cash grab #bonus points if one of the parents is chewing the scenery #the last born is given a ticket to ride the f*k out of town and never come back #sweet water runs red; at first they think it’s blood but then it turns out it’s just mine run off #the real curse is everyone turning into a redhead because of it and the joke is that they’re all now related to Archie #Veronica is immune tho because she washes her hair with alpine waters #there’s a sudden coffee shortage; normally this isn’t a problem but it makes Jughead infinite time more insufferable and cranky #Tabitha unleashes him on everyone who’s left a bad Yelp review #and on the truckers who tip terribly #there’s a plague of fog in the town and only pops diner sign cuts through it #that’s solved in half a day when they realize Reggie’s just being inconsiderate with the fog machine he brought out to make the dealership #scarier for their ‘scary low prices’ sale #(Betty plots to make the dealership the next location for SKC because why not? it’s free real estate)#there’s a minor infestation of maple syrup covered aliens on the lonely highway #this is mentioned once in passing; a pair of drably suited FBI agents take up space in the diner #the red head is always rolling her eyes at her partner who seems to deliberately try to goad her #he and Jughead become quick friends and neither is seen for a week; when they come back it’s never mentioned again #there a plague of fries that fly through the town #it takes three episodes for someone to realize the typo but by then there’s a new plague of nerds playing G&G on every available surface #I’m just saying lean into RAS #damnit tumblr and your 30 tag limit

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delicatefestivalwolfclam · 2 years

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Sanha : what's the hardest thing to say ?

Eunwoo : I was wrong

Jinjin : I need help

Moonbin : Worcestershire sauceilioceus

#incorrect k-pop quotes

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uncle-jj · 2 years

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dr. mario: Sir, it appears your dog has...rabies.

villager: How can you tell, doctor?

dr. mario: *facepalms* She fangirls over K-pop.

isabelle: Not true! I only listened to three whole albums of BTS!

villager: And you had me buy you a shirt with J-Hope's face on it three weeks ago.

isabelle: ...I don't recall asking for that, Mr. Mayor.

dr. mario: Well Isabelle, you are wearing it right now.

dr. mario: I will prescribe a medication for your dog, sir. Make sure she takes it twice a day.

#incorrect super smash bros #incorrect quotes #super mario #dr. mario #animal crossing #animal crossing isabelle #villager #k pop #super smash bros #super smash ultimate

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ateez-quotes · 1 year

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Teacher: your son Yeosang was in a fight today

Seonghwa: oh no, that’s awful! Is he ok??

HongJoong: did he win

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orphanblackaddict · 2 years

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I love K-POP, but I know that I’m 100% at least saying half of their names wrong and I apologise for that

#K-pop #incorrect pronunciation #sorry #not so much band names #but definitely member names

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skylarsblue · 1 year

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✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes, Again✦

Guess who's back...back again-

Ghost @ DILF!Y/N: Stop making me have gay thoughts, General. I look at men and I feel weird. I feel strange. It makes me wanna do things. I don’t like that.

(This also works with Soap, of course)

-- (Based on that one Avatar moment that set the fucking bar for me. Also, bonus random name of an NPC) Ghost: Oliver is the best sniper. DILF!Y/N, real softly over Ghost’s shoulder: …well I don’t want Oliver. Ghost, a man with daddy issues: Ghost, internally: HOLD IT THE FUCK TOGETHER SOLDIER, WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS

-- Y/N: I was gonna say that if in ten years time, the two of us aren’t married, let’s agree… Gaz: Yeah? Y/N: To hunt each other for sport. Gaz: T-To hunt each other for sport?- Y/N: Yeah! D-did you just agree?! Gaz: I thought you were gonna say like, y’a know, let’s get married! Let’s- Y/N: Oh! Oh. Gaz: I’ll be your Gilligan! Y/N: I didn’t mean- the signals-

-- Gaz: Sorry! I thought I saw a wasp. Y/N: Do you love me too? Gaz, breaking his neck: Excuse me?

-- (NSFW warning) Y/N: Like- no I know it’s bad but bro I- he makes me such a whore. Soap: Okay like, on a scale of one to ten- Y/N: I’d let him cum on my glasses Soap: ON YOUR GLASSES?! Oh it’s serious. Y/N: I KNOW

-- 141: *looking at knocked out Graves* Y/N: I’m gonna check his pockets. Alejandro: For weapons? Y/N: No, to see where he keeps the fucking audacity. Soap: *wheeze* No no, bad timing, don’t be funny this is serious.

-- Y/N: You wanna go toe-to-toe with me, pretty boy? Alejandro: Go for it.~ I’ll give you the first shot. Y/N: Better make it count, casanova. Alejandro: I never half-ass anything, mi girasol. Ghost: Oi, keep your pants on and focus, would ya?

-- Soap: Missed me missed me now you gotta kiiii…. Simon: Now I gotta what? Soap: Nothin’ forget it- Simon: No no, now I gotta what?

-- Y/N, surrounded by attractive men: Am I…a whore? Y/N: *looks at them* Y/N: I don’t really give a fuck, HEY TEAM-

-- Gaz: Why are you just…laying on the couch? Usually you’re up and doing something. Y/N: Can’t move. Soap: Why?? Y/N: *sits up on their elbows and allows their neck to be seen* Gaz: *gasp* Nooooo… Y/N: Mhm. Soap: Nuh uh. Y/N: König carried me here. >:) Gaz: YOU WHORED! Y/N: I DID!!

-- Someone: Please PLEASE don’t tell anyone. Y/N: I won’t! I won’t, promise. Someone: *sigh* Thank you. … Price: *doing paperwork* Y/N, busting in: CAPTAIN!! Price: BLOODY FU-What in the world?! Y/N: *shuts his door and smoothly sits on his desk* Captain you will not believe what I have heard.

-- Soap: I’m gonna stop listening to drama. I’m gonna focus on my training, be a better person- Gaz: Right, right. Y/N, popping in: Guess who got caught sucking dick in the bathroom. Soap & Gaz: WHO?! Soap: *falls out of chair*

-- Price: Be nice. Y/N: I’m always nice! Price: Really nice, not bitchy nice. Y/N: …you tied my hands but fine.

-- (With a random backstory I have in my brain for König) Y/N: How do you uh, deal with all this trauma? König: I call my mutter. Y/N: That’s beautiful, K- König: Call my mutter a bitch.

-- Gaz: GIRLFRIEND STOP, GET BACK IN THE CAR Soap with zero self preservation instincts: *sprinting with a pipe bomb* YOU GET BACK HERE!

-- Y/N: This entire team is full of babygirls. Gaz: Oh not that fucking meme- Soap: Full of huh? Ghost: Call me that and I will snap your spine. Y/N: Bring it! An honor sir! Price: Jesus Christ-

#the dilf ones are for my own enjoyment #i have a dilf oc and this is how i get it out #call of duty x y/n #call of duty x reader #call of duty #konig call of duty #konig x reader #captain john price #john price x reader #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #incorrect cod quotes

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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Incorrect quotes#778 Corrupted Mc

Sim*Nuzzles into your chest as you lay in his bed*It's funny how we are opposites but we're in love, Huh?

Mc*Smiles and lets out a calming sigh*Yeaaah it is~...tell me thought*Lets go him and sits at the edge of the bed*...Would you like it if I were...Evil?

Sim*Blinks and sits up straight and rubs neck*UH-...I-...uhhh

Mc*Smirking and stands up opening arms*Something more like...*With magic horns appearing on head and nails becoming like talons and legs have turned into classic devil hooves, Devil tail swaying side to side*This~?

Sim*Panics and feels heart go up this throat, cheeks reddening*UM-I-DSJDH-...OH-WOO~*coughs into a fist and backs away as you lean over down on him with a sultry gaze shifting to his lips and shoulders*hehehe~ ah-

Mc: Maybe I'll perform some NECROMANCY~*Grabs his chin making sure sharp nails only graze his cheek ever too gently*Do something REEEEAL BAAAAAD~*Forked tongue tip grazing his lips ever so softly*

Sim*Shivering as his wings pop out his back flapping, with a red face as he pants feeling EXTREMELY hot n bothered*OOOoooo my goodness...

Mc*Returns back to human form and pulls aways wheezing smiling over the prank they pulled*HAHAHA!-oh I could never~

Sim*Feels whole face is on fire as he left dumbfounded*

Remember when Simeon outed Levi's degradation k*nk?... I KNOW DAMN WELL THIS ANGEL BOY HAS A CORRUPTION KINK-I KNOW DAMN WELL HE LOVES THE IDEA OF BEING CORRUPTED BY YOU-

#obey me #obey me!#obey me mc #obey me gn!mc #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me x gn!reader #obey me x gn!mc #obey me simeon #obey me smut #corrupted mc #simeon x mc #simeon x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #simeon smut

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cardboardheartss · 2 months

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Kpop Exposé Reading

⚠️DISCLAIMER! TAROT CARDS ARE NOT 100% ACCURATE! TAKE EVERYTHING WITH A GRAIN OF SALT! IF MY INTERPRETATIONS ARE INCORRECT FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!⚠️

There have been some posts going around about how kpop could possibly lose its fame a few years down the line due to music quality and possible scandals taking place. So… I wanted to do a quick deep dive as to what could possibly be exposed in the Kpop industry.

‼️PLEASE TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT! I BEGGG!‼️

What will be getting exposed? : QoS, The Magician rx, 9oS rx, 4oP, AoW rx, 8oP rx, The Emperor rx, 8oW rx, 10oW, PoP, 9oW, AoS, KoC, KNoC, 2oS rx, The Chariot, KoW

Idols will come out and expose the industry for its constant overworking of the idols. Some contestants from group shows and possible ghostwriters,singers and rappers will come out and talk about how they were not given the opportunity to establish their career because of their looks and rigged group shows.

Idols will come out and talk about the mental illnesses they’ve gained during their idol years, and how the company did not care. They would be pleading for a break but they weren’t given one. They’ll talk about their greedy ceos and industry people who only care about money and will constantly overwork idols while they don’t have to lift a single finger.

Idols will talk about how much they hated being an idol… all of the “luxuries”, brand sponsors, stage outfits, m/v’s and etc meant nothing to them. Other than trauma and exhaustion. The idols will talk about how fed up they are with having to act all innocent and well behaved in order to avoid negative reputations. They’ll talk about the overworking and underpayment. As well as exposing the disharmony within their groups too.

Idols will come out and expose either a ceo/manager/staff member and even their own members of being bullies. They’ll talk about the abuse and tormenting they faced thanks to that bully under their companies. Idols will talk about being tricked into overworking by the company and being told if they work hard they’ll be successful… which is true but that led to the company taking majority of the income from the idols work.

This whole expose will be making its rounds all over social media, but there will be one male figure in particular who will avoid this whole fiasco.

Overall, the idols who decided to expose the industry will be feeling really victorious and are happy to finally expose. They got tired of hiding, being forced to keep quiet, hiding secrets no… they just want to be free. This will also allow them to escape the K-pop industry for good.

Who will be exposing the Kpop industry? : KNoW, 7oP rx, The Star, KoC

An extroverted idol or just an idol who is like genuinely fed up will start exposing. Nugu idols/ idols with stagnant careers will also begin exposing. A really well known idol/songwriter will also expose the industry.

Possible Astrological Signs?! : PoS, KoW & 3oC

Idols with Earth placements, Fire placements and Mercury in Cancer

(Card placements are like a domino effect. One courages idol will start exposing, then a 2nd idol/figure who’s known will participate and then there will be an influx of emotionally drained and fed up idols exposing everything and everyone.)

Aftermath : 7oP, 7oW rx, KNoS rx, 4oS rx

The industry could take a while to get back up on its feet, but they will really push to regain its image again. They’ll be unable to try coverup and defend people anymore. The industry will definitely be judged and looked down upon. They’ll try debut more groups and some industry people will come out and talk but they should be careful as they’re words will be used against them. They will get back on their feet… but it could be a really slow process.

General publics thoughts: 4oW, 2oP, Hanged man rx, The Magician, 9oS, QoS, KoC rx

People will be happy?!😭 I think other music industries could start establishing their own things thanks to kpop going into shambles. Some could also not really care tbh… and people will try divert the attention from the exposé? There will be a lot of talk on social media, and more artists could be glad that their creativity will be shown? Some people will be heartbroken, they could just be in utter shock tbh. People will be happy that ppl are getting exposed now. Overall, just a lot of talk on social media, different sides and opinions as per usual…

Kpop stans thoughts : KNoC rx, 3oS rx, KoW rx, QoP, Death & AoP

They will think idols are lying and are jealous of their faves. They will not believe any of the news coming out and will attack the idols still and say they fake. Some kpop stans will definitely be leaving the fandom, and never come back. It will just be a mess tbh, a lot of death threats and doxxing will happen. People will definitely defend and some will applaud the idols who exposed to industry.

Woke Kpop stans will possibly leave this whole kpop industry and this will also lead to the declining finances in the industry.

i hope we will all be prepared for when this day comes because it’s going to be one longgggg bumpy ride 😵‍💫

Thank you for reading 📦

(24/02/2024)

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lvlystars · 9 months

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11:15 — k.mg

how did you end up here? you don’t even know. but all you knew was that the light hanging above your staircase needed a little dusting, and maybe it needs to be moved over. it’s not quite in the centre—at least from where you were lying down: your arms and legs spread out like a starfish, and your neck in a weird position against your stairs.

you immediately hear thumping footsteps coming towards you, and your boyfriend quickly pops into your field of vision, a worried expression etched onto his face, which quickly morphs into amusement as he takes in your dazed state. you can predict his next words. his constant teasing for the rest of the day, and the way he will constantly keep asking you ‘are you okay?’ every now and then, just to make sure nothing really hurt.

“well that was quite a fall. you good, baby?” mingyu chuckles, bending over with his hands on his knees, a cheeky smile adorning his lips. your gaze slowly turns to him, a deadpanned tone coming from you as you just say “i’m alright.”

but what catches your attention is what mingyu mumbles as he starts to walk away.

“oh? i guess i don’t have to carry you then.”

silence.

“um, on second thought. i think i might be in severe pain, i don’t know.”

wc. 225

a/n. based this off of this incorrect quote >:)

tags 🏷️ –

@star1117-archives @kyeomyun @seonghwas-lighter @jaehunnyy @leo-seonghwa

networks 🔗 –

@preciousillusions-net @caratsland @cacaokpop-fics @k-labels

SVT WORKS

send an ask or drop a comment if you want to be added to my general taglist!

#🏃‍♀️ — nini's tracking thingy #💎 — svt #🐶 — gyu #k labels #caratsland #preciousillusionsnet #cacaokpop #seventeen #svt mingyu #kim mingyu #mingyu x reader #mingyu fluff #seventeen fluff #seventeen x reader #seventeen imagines

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always-is-always · 3 months

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Watching original content...

Some of the bloggers that I follow here talk about how important it is to watch original content. It seems to be an obvious thing to do, yet many never go quite that far. Especially some of the fringe people who are hyper-focused upon a single member or a particular relationship within Bangtan.

All I can say is that it does matter, whether one sees original content, or not. When a person relies only on compilations, videos that are created with a particular "focus" (relationship or idol), analysis videos, and content that has incorrect translations or interpretations, then the person is going to have a very distorted view of things.

I know as I've been there..... not realizing what I was viewing as a pre-baby ARMY. (I didn't even know what it meant to be "ARMY".) That YouTube algorythym that can take a person down rabbit holes that have never been explored, you know. Yeah. So I watched a ton of videos on all sorts of things related to BTS, before I was on this platform, and before I really had a grasp on what any of it meant.

Thankfully, one of those YT channels recommended Dalloga's blog here on Tumblr, as she is known for her translations and clarifications on Korean language and culture. I managed to find her blog, not having any clue what Tumblr was. lol It took me over a year get the nerve to create my account, and then another year before I started to follow people and post.

So yeah....As an English-speaking woman living in the States, I had a HUGE learning curve to navigate, and much of it had to do with understanding the culture around BTS. I had to learn what a "bias" was, what "shipping" meant, what the heck those combined names meant 😆 (Jikook, Taekook, Jinkook, etc., etc.), and none of it really made sense to me. Here in the US, we don't have anything quite like the culture around K-Pop. Even now, I don't get the total attachment to labels in the fandom.

So what is the point to these words?

I am finally making my way through some original content that I have never watched before. Yay for me! 🎉

Having watched BV season 1 last week, I just finished season 2 of Bon Voyage last night, and OMG. To watch from beginning to end, to see everthing as it was and not chopped up and edited to fit a storyline someone has created, has been so awesome. It's been even more eye-opening given where we currently are in the BTS timeline (everyone in the military).

And, I see dynamics and moments in their original context which helps to clarify my understanding of things. Yeah. Clarity and understanding... always a good thing.

I understand how some have mis-interpreted certain things.

I'm going to navigate away from making big statements here, that would lead down some rabbit holes that I'd rather not explore. There are plenty here on this platform who have done it already, and it's not my forte. I'll just say that it is always a good choice to look at original content, and just let it be what it is. The reminder here is that they never show everything. What we see is but a glimpse....

These months that we have on-hand are a prime time to take the deep dive into original content. Perhaps it is a re-visit for some folks.

I'm going to do my homework, and learn what I can, via tons of episodes of BV, RUN BTS, and anything else I can put my hands on. It's going to be a fun journey! 💜💜💜

#bts #bangtan #bts bon voyage #bts original content #watch original content #love them #miss them as 7 #waiting for 2025 #aloha

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eoieopda · 3 months

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about me — tag game

thanks for the tag, @starryoong 💕

name! — jade 🧍🏻‍♀️

number of siblings! — five (5). i have two older brothers, an older sister, and two younger sisters. tbh, my sister-in-law absolutely counts, so i’m going to change my answer to six.

number of pets! — just one at the moment: my cat, cowboy jones (the biggest, orange-st boi that ever lived). after i move this summer, i plan on getting my cat a cat. and don’t you worry! the name is already squared away (it’s buca di beppo).

favorite color! — (i had to americanize both words so no one gets the incorrect impression that my country does shit the way the entire rest of the world does ☠️) big fan of black, forest green, and chartreuse.

favorite author! — i admittedly don’t read much fiction outside of fanfic, so the favorite books that come to mind are memoirs/non-fiction/academic. probably kurt vonnegut? if we’re talking fanfic, @daechwitatamic and @sailoryooons never miss.

favorite song! — everything hozier has ever written, lmao. my favorite k-pop song is (probably) anyone by svt.

hobbies! — writing, reading, running, playing bass + video games ✨

favorite holiday! — i love, love, love every single thing about halloween. i also love NYE, not just because it’s my birthday, but because it feels so hopeful.

fun fact / something i’d enjoy sharing! — ummmmm i’m absolutely covered in tattoos and piercings, but very few people IRL know/have perceived them because i have to hide them for court, where i spend the majority of my waking hours, lol. it shocks the shit out of work-adjacent people when they see me in the wild.

tagging: @/daechwitatamic, @/sailoryooons, @jihopesjoint, @cordiallyfuturedwight, @hopeinthebox, @yoongiphoria, @moni-logues

#jadecore #tag games

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