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robertdowneyjjr · 7 months

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the thing is.

yes, tony loves sex. he full well earned his playboy title. but what most people don’t realize, what he only lets the most important people know, is that what he cherishes the most is kissing.

he loves kissing. he craves the feeling of soft lips against his own, of kisses being peppered across his skin. he loves the simple intimacy of it and he thinks if he had to give up sex, he’d be fine. but kisses, he can’t live without.

tony loves when pepper kisses his cheek whenever he’s done something to make her especially proud. he loves the way rhodey would press a kiss against his hair when they’re hugging goodbye before he ships out again. he loves happy’s forehead kisses that he gives out even when he’s grumpy after tony has beat his ass while sparring.

but what makes him happiest are the kisses from steve and bucky. he loves the way steve would hold him from behind and trail soft kisses up the back of tony’s neck, sending a delightful tingle down his spine. he adores when bucky takes tony’s hand and kisses the inside of his wrist, never failing to make tony blush just from that simple touch. he finds going to the medbay after a battle more bearable when steve is there to patch him up and kiss his cuts and bruises better. and movie nights are made all the better when bucky cuddles up beside him and presses kisses into tony’s shoulder just because he can, just because he wants to.

tony absolutely loves kisses. and kisses from steve and bucky are simply the best.

#ohoho what is this am i writing stuckony?? 👀#honestly though this is just me projecting my desire for kisses onto tony #tony stark #stevetony #stony #winteriron #buckytony #stuckony #iron fam #stevebuckytony #kay writes things

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funkylittlebidiot · 5 months

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Tony: okay, next question. What's the meaning of pi Harley: pissing! Peter: Harley, we're doing algebra right now

#incorrect quotes #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spiderman #harley keener #iron family #iron fam

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fbfh · 1 year

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Thinking about how terrified Peter and Harley would be when you really pull your first stunt. Your first classic Stark life on the line huge risk bold ass move to protect the people you love. They've been training and training and training, their only real jobs have been as backup or guard duty, keeping you away and safe from the danger. You train with them sometimes, only for self defense, only because your dad wants to make sure you can use your suit and use it well if you ever do need it. You're okay with your dad wanting to keep you as far from the superhero life as possible, or you've at least made peace with it. In the whole time Peter and Harley have known you, in the whole time you've been training together and bonding and going to press conferences and making tiktoks of what it's like behind the scenes as an Ironman sidekick (a group affectionately dubbed iron fam by the general public) there hasn't been one time when you've tried to do something risky. You never used your suit unless you were unsafe, you never tried to sneak away to help the fight or fight crime, something they've both done more than once. Whenever they're with you when shit is going down, all you've ever done is keep a very close eye on the fight when it starts to get bad. So the time when things were looking particularly bad and you somehow managed to slip away from them and use yourself as bait (which ultimately did turn the tides and help the avengers win the fight) the terrifying realization dawned on both of them that they're only protecting you and keeping you safe because you're letting them. You know when to pull your punches and when to go all out, and for those few moments where it looked like you were flying into the lions den, straight into the clutches of the people who want you and your dad and them and everyone else dead, they knew how Tony feels when they pull stunts like that. They understand Pepper a little better too, while she's one room away lecturing Tony for doing something of an equal calculated risk that also paid off, they're doing the same to you. They go back and forth until they're out of breath, telling you how scared out of their minds they were, how stupid that was, how worried they were about you. When they're done, you tell them the truth. You weren't going to let anything happen to them, you never will. You hug your boys tight, and they hug back, squeezing you just as hard. They almost can't tell you just put your life on the line for them without a second thought, but they don't miss the way your hands shake.

#drabbles #mcu x stark!reader #mcu x reader #mcu #mcu drabbles #tony stark x stark!reader #tony stark + reader #peter parker x reader #peter parker #peter parker x stark!reader #peter parker drabbles #harley keener #harley keener drabbles #harley keener x stark!reader #peter x reader x harley #peter x stark!reader x harley #iron fam #iron family #iron fam x reader

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ircn-dad · 2 years

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Do you know the trope where two people fake a relationship for some undercover mission, right?

Well, I need a fic like this but as Tony and Peter pretending to be father and son.

At the start they are very uncomfortable with each other and even though they already know eachother, their relationship is more as a mentor/student, more professional (but they still care about the other). Precisely for this reason, the first days are difficult: Peter doesn't want to disappoint Tony again because of homecoming and thinks he's just a burden, while Tony is scared to get close because he thinks he's not a good person and is scared he will end up like his dad because Peter doesn't deserve that (yeah he's already thinking as his father). As expected they don't spoke about their fears, but after living together for a while and slowly as the mission progresses, they begin to get close inevitably, becoming more protective of each other and getting more attached. Faking their father and son relationship is more and more easy through the domestic things they do together, but when they come back from the mission one of them remains hurt. Tony/Peter is going crazy and when the ambulance arrives they're just like "SAVE MY KID/MY DAD" even though they just don't have to fake it anymore. After recovering, Both of them is acting as they acted for the past weeks and everyone (May, Pepper, Rhodey and Happy) is like "since uh when", but Tony and Peter doesn't seem to notice their respective behaviour for days, until Peter calls him Dad.

He didn't mean that, it just slipped away because that's how he called him for weeks, but as soon as he said that word they just stared at each other for one minute. Tony tries to comfort him when Peter starts to panic, saying it was normal after the mission, however Peter does not calm down and confess he sees him like his dad, and is ready to leave when Tony is shocked and remains still.

But just before running away, the man stops him and reaches him and tells him he's not the only one to think that way. They're both emotionally constipated, yet they end up hugging (and Tony kisses his forehead because I'm a sucker for that trope).

At the end they accept their respective role in the other's life and they are closer than ever. Happily ever after (until infinity war).

This is a physical need, give to me a fanfiction like this or there will be consequences.

#irondad #iron dad Fanfiction #tony stark #peter parker #marvel #spiderman #iron man #iron fam #anti starker #they are father and son #tony and peter #mcu #the avengers #pepper potts #pepperony #found family #irondad and spiderson #spiderson

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iamwestiec · 7 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pepper Potts/James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark Characters: Pepper Potts, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Tony Stark, Jarvis (Iron Man movies) Additional Tags: Post-Iron Man 3, Polyamory, Established Relationship, Marathon Sex, Comfort Food, Domestic Fluff, Healing Summary:

“In my defense,” Tony says tiredly, “I did warn you both this could happen.”

“When you said metabolizing Extremis would involve ‘hormonal fluctuation, volatile emotions, and intense cravings,’ I didn’t realize you meant…” Pepper trails off, gesturing with hands that are only slightly glowing at the fingertips at the three of them sprawled across the mess of the oversized bed.

Dealing with the Extremis in Pepper's system comes with some interesting side effects, but a little stay-cation might be just what she, Rhodey, and Tony need.

#westie writes #polyship exchange #iron fam #tony/pepper/rhodey #pepper potts #james rhodes #tony stark #IM3

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 years

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Peter and Morgan having a play-duel in the living room, while Tony is making lunch in the kitchen.

Peter melodramatically falls to his knees when Morgan pretends to hit him.

Standing on the couch, giving her about an inch over him, Morgan smiles and says, “It’s over Sir Peter...I have the higher ground.”

And Tony looks up from the counter, just in time to see Peter hugging Morgan around her waist, and he goes, “Peter, are you crying...?!”

“I’M JUST SO PROUD!”

“Because she beat you?”

“BECAUSE SHE’S MAKING STAR WARS REFERENCES...!”

#spider-bro & iron-sis #irondad #irondad & spider-son #iron fam #peter & morgan #peter parker #morgan stark #tony stark #mcu

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vielalf-media · 1 year

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TONY STARK: Another one bites the dust.

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#tony stark #iron man #iron fam #peppertony #pepperony #rhodeytony #ironstrange #mcu #marvel #avengers #viela.lf

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skiplo-wave · 2 years

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:o iron fam

#iron fam #pepper potts #james rhodes #tony stark #riri williams

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smblrz · 2 years

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Peter, staring up at the ceiling at 3am: I can’t believe I’m the only superhero ever.

(IRONFAM: E1 P3)

#sims #sims 4 #ts4 #s4 #the sims 4 #mcu #marvel #iron fam #simblr #irondad #spiderson #IFE1 #IFS

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rebelquilts512 · 2 years

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Iron Fam Encanto AU Bonus Content

Here’s a bunch of stuff from the Starks Don’t Shine They Burn universe that didn’t fit in the original post.

(Yes, I know it’s been awhile, hush)

It’s pretty long.

This AU has a much more ambiguous setting, since I could not justify having this set in Colombia with the amount of white people in this AU and didn’t know what other real life location would make any sense.

Like in the movie, the house in this AU is still called Casita and their sheltered town is still called the Encanto.

The mountains surrounding the Encanto are rich in metal ores. (Because it’s the Iron Fam and Tony needs a good supply of materials)

The birth order of the triplets is: Tony, Stephen, Carol. Mostly because I can’t picture Stephen as the youngest of the three and what I’ve seen of Carol has younger sibling energy.

James “Rhodey” Rhodes starts as Tony’s best friend. He becomes friends with all the triplets before he and Carol fall in love and get married. He and Tony are still best friends though.

One of the reasons he’s nicknamed Rhodey is because Howard and Maria got emotional when they learned that their son befriended someone named James (Like James “Bucky” Barnes).

Wanda Maximoff lives in the town and is Vision’s longtime best friend. They’re also pining for each other, but since Vision’s so busy using his gift to help the town they don’t have time to confess their feelings for each other.

Pietro and their parents are also alive and living in the Encanto.

They own a bakery or something like that.

There’s not really a Mariano character in this AU (like how Isabela was expected to marry him while Dolores was in love with him). Mostly because I forgot about him when choosing characters for this AU (Sorry Mariano, I do care about you). There also aren’t really any MCU characters that both Nebula and Monica know besides Carol Danvers, who’s their mom in this AU. I also didn’t think a Dolores style romantic arc works well with Monica’s character. I’ll probably have to figure out a suitor for Nebula so the dinner scene has a possibility of working.

Suggestions welcome.

The Dolores Confession verse in “All of You” is replaced with a Wanda confession verse in this AU.

Other residents of the Encanto include:

The Maximoffs (as mentioned before)

Oleg, Iryna, Pietro (20) and Wanda (20)

The Bartons

Clint, Laura, Cooper (15), Lila (13), and Nathaniel (5)

Bruce Banner (The Town Doctor)

Helen Cho (The retired/former town doctor)

Natasha Romanoff

(Peter’s friend) Michelle Jones (16) and her parents

(Peter’s friend) Ned Leeds (16), his parents, and his grandmother

Elderly Peggy Carter and her husband, son, daughter, and presumably grandchildren.

Her brother Micheal Carter, his wife, son, and grandchildren, including Sharon Carter (26)

Peter Quill (Early thirties)

Gamora (Late twenties)

Drax and his wife and young daughter

Mantis (Early twenties)

Darcy Lewis (20)

Jimmy Woo (21)

Harold “Happy” Hogan

Sam Wilson (Mid-twenties)

Assorted others

Not any Asgardians though, since they technically have their own magic it wouldn’t make sense for them to be here.

For those of you wondering what the in-universe reason is for a character being named “Vision” when a different character has actual visions of the future, my explanation is that one day when Pepper was like seven months pregnant with him (and Carol was like three months pregnant with Monica), Stephen has a vision about the birth of Tony and Pepper’s baby, which involves a midnight thunderstorm and a c-section, and inorder for both Pepper and the baby to survive Tony has to make a medical instrument that will limit the danger of a c-section. After the baby is born safely, Tony and Pepper (mostly Tony) name him Vision to honor the vision that saved him.

The other kids also have interesting births that (except Morgan) Stephen saw in a vision.

Nebula was born during a meteor shower with Aurora Borealis.

Monica came into the world with a rainbow.

Peter was born during a windstorm violent enough to fling the windows open in the birthing room.

Harley was born during a solar eclipse.

Morgan was born at sunrise to the rooster crowing, all the birds, chirping, and other animals making their morning noises.

I feel like Monica’s gift should be explained more. My main inspiration is this part of her Marvel Wiki article. The basics are that she can see different energies and across the electromagnetic spectrum, including a form of x-ray vision. Her eyes glow different colors based on what kind of sight she’s using/what she’s looking for.

Nebula still has a prosthetic arm in this au. The story is that a beast of some sort bit it off, when she was exploring the woods when she was around ten (age is subject to change), and chewed it to pieces. She manages to kill the beast with her gift, though doesn’t save her arm. Her Uncle Tony makes her a metal prosthetic arm that she sometimes uses her gift to manipulate into different forms.

Other possibilities to come, this is all I have for now. Will update when I have more.

I have some ideas of how some of the songs can be rewritten for this au, although if anyone has any ideas for lyrics feel welcome to share them. I may post the rewritten songs at some point.

I also used a dress-up game to give some idea of what the family looks like/how everyone's dressed that I may post if anyone’s interested.

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kyuyua · 8 months

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I still love the fact that the entire Ironstrange community decided that Stephen fell in love with Tony after viewing 14000605 possible timelines bc he watched him die for everyone on Titan, watched him sacrifice himself for people he just met and essentially for the entire universe, watched him fall over and over and over again just to stand up and keep fighting because he had to. He’s seen every decision Tony could ever make, has seen every sacrifice-play he’s made, every victory and defeat, and decided ‘this one.’

Like, Stephen’s seen this man at his worst and at his best, probably knows him better than anyone else ever could, and he fell so in love with him. I will go down with this ship.

#and endgame kills me bc it implies that stephen decided the fate of the universe was more important than tony #and maybe #but also no fuck the universe #i like the fics where endgame doesn’t exist 💖💖#which luckily is almost all of them #ironstrange #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #mcu #doctor strange #stephen strange #iron man #tony stark #also this is def where supreme fam was birthed and I love supreme fam #didn’t fit into my whipped-stephen ramble tho so

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mentallyinwalmart · 6 months

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Violet: “she used to use that scribe knowledge to mess with me!!” oh please, name one thing I’ve ever done

Mira: when we were kids you convinced me dragons didn’t lay eggs

Violet: …they don’t

Mira: ha ha you’re sooo funny

Violet: I’m serious, Mira, did you not hear?

Mira: no?!

Violet: *bursts out laughing*

Brennan: why would you fall for that again

#incorrect fourth wing #fourth wing #iron flame #violet sorrengail #mira sorrengail #sorrengail fam #incorrect Violet #fourth wing meme #empyrean series #empyrean meme #empyrium

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itsabouttimex2 · 1 month

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What kind of yandere are they?

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MK has been through so very much. The glamour of being a hero wore off quick, leaving him with many insecurities and doubts. Giving him someone innocent and kind to protect stabilizes him somewhat, but makes him more vicious in an effort to ensure their safety.

Sun Wukong thinks as something worth protecting. You give him a purpose and a good reason to dust off his old bones and return to fighting- all he asks in turn is that you stay on Flower Fruit Mountain with him. And the world getting it’s greatest hero back is a worthy trade for your lack of freedom, isn’t it? (The most likely to kidnap you, tied with Macaque.)

Nezha uses you as motivation for his fervent service. If the celestial realm has you, then it’s clearly worth protecting. If someone so good and kind resides there, then why should he waver in his duty? This extends to personal fights in your name- he rarely comes out unbloodied.

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The Mayor keeps a close on eye on you, always watching from the shadows. You probably have a tie to the Lady Bone Demon in some way, an heir to her blood or powers. He cultivates your misery by pulling strings and arranged misfortunes- the fact that no one stops him or saves you is proof enough (to him) that the world is rotted to the core. Proof that it needs to be destroyed. Proof that you need something, or someone better- maybe him?

You justify the Lady Bone Demon’s ideals. She watches as you suffer and break, your kind soul perpetually punished for good deeds and unyielding optimism. If you trust people, they betray you. If you help people, they hurt you. Your life is proof to her that the world is cruel, and needs to be wiped clean. So she obsessively watches from afar, her mind constantly plagued with thoughts of you, and thoughts of ending your suffering. (The most manipulative yandere on this list.)

Azure Lion sees you cast from the Celestial Realms, thrown out for daring to try and improve the lives of mortals without approval from the Celestial Bureaucracy. Not only are you a perfect member for his brotherhood (and he will get you to join), but you also reaffirm to Azure what he’s fighting for.

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Zhu Baije is a very flawed man. By his own nature, he’s something of a troublemaker. You work to counteract many of the problems he causes, working hard to ensure that no fissure in the group grows too big. It’s easy to think of you as someone worthy of worship- you seem to have an endless well of patience and kindness. He just wishes that you gave a little less of it to people who aren’t him.

Ao Lie watches you close. He sees how you struggle to pull everyone together even when things are at their absolute worst, and respects your efforts. He sees a person always willing to stand up for other and for what’s right, never allowing yourself to stand idly by. The harder you fight to mend rifts between people, the more admirable you become to him.

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Mei just wants you- she doesn’t bother thinking it through or wondering exactly why. You’re nice and you’re good, so you’re hers. Her parents are fully supportive of her attempts to ‘adopt’ you, and have a room set aside for the day they ‘bring you home’.

Pigsy doesn’t think of his obsession as a hero, warrior, or soldier. He instead views them as a child in need or guidance and protection, the sort who would be benefit nicely from being taken under his wing- likely enlisting Tang and MK to help him corral you into his care. (The most likely to succeed in his goal, tied with Sanzang)

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Princess Iron Fan doesn’t think much of you at first, viewing you as a little more than a disposable pawn. But, to her surprise- you perform far more admirably than expected, so keeping you both alive and close becomes the rational course of action. She gets used to using you, then gets used to you, then wants you. And Iron Fan knows how to get what she wants.

Macaque at first is just using you, stringing you along. He trains you to be more like him, feeds you lies about Wukong and MK, gets you to hate them by filling your head with falsehoods. And somewhere along the line, he ends up getting attached. Instead of getting better, he doubles down on his manipulations, intent on keeping you close. (The most likely to kidnap you, tied with Wukong.)

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Tang Sanzang sees so much potential in you. You’re a feral little thing, tucked away under bushes and baring your teeth at him- a child acting like a wild animal. His holy heart aches for you, thinking of the struggles you must’ve endured through your life. With a pair of heavenly circlets for your wrists, Sanzang inducts you along for his pilgrimage, intent on bettering you bit by bit- by force, if he must.

Expect lots of tutoring and life lessons, all delivered with endless patience and a paternal attitude. Teaching you to read and write and behave might be harder than pulling teeth, but it will be done. Not to mention the four other pilgrims whom he positions as your ‘brothers’, who adore and respect him, each one swayed by his words of what’s ‘best for you’. (The most likely to succeed in his goal, tied with Pigsy.)

Tang probably mirrors Pigsy in his acquiring of a child- he finds some dirty little waif on the streets and takes them in as his own. Something ancient and repeating calls from within him, pushing him to take this little unfortunate thing into his care, to push them to be ever better- an inner voice calling for him to be kind and merciful. And really, who is he to deny such a kind urge?

Master Subodhi is a wonderful judge of character, capable of picking out both the flaws and strengths of a person. You could be troubled and impatient, or rude and reticent. All that matters is there’s true good inside you- however embryonic it may be. Through strict guidance- and with a not insignificant amount of amusement at the shenanigans you cause with his other students- Subodhi manages to slowly molds you into a better and stronger person. Mind you, all of this is through the masterful use of manipulation. Expect his other students to help him reign you in and chip away at your resolve to leave. (The most likely to have an obsession that’s stronger than him.)

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Sandy thinks that you’re simply wonderful. You’ve been a constant supportive force in his life, encouraging his therapy sessions, teaching him how to brew tea, vouching for him to shelters across the city. With your support, Sandy slowly becomes a better person, leaving behind most of his obsessive and possessive behavior behind. There are lingering traces, hints of overprotectiveness and denial of consent, holding you too tight in his arms and not letting go or slipping sleeping pills into your tea… but even those habits lessen in frequency and severity.

That, or you might be a child of his that he wants to be a better role model for. Sandy wants you to be happy! He wants you to be confident! He wants you to have a good dad! So he almost unhealthily works to improve himself, finding positive ways to channel his most toxic and unhealthy traits, hoping to become someone worthy of your love. (The least likely to hurt you.)

Everyone else treats Sha Wujing like a monster, hurling wicked names and cruel words. ‘Demon’ and ‘fiend’, they decree, and Wujing has long internalized their words as truth. He’s plenty happy to act on his learned monstrosity, lashing out at any who draw near- until you come along with a simple compliment and an admission of weakness. You aren’t strong enough to fight, not quick enough to run from him- but you’re kind enough that he doesn’t think to butcher you. Growing obsessed with you amplified some of his worst traits while also teaching him about unconditional love and support, the dichotomy of equal progression preventing any true growth for a time. Once Sanzang comes along, Wujing has to think long and hard on who he is and what he’s done and who he wants to be and what he wants to do- and decides to be better for you.

There aren’t many people that the Demon Bull King cares for, but you’ve managed to worm your way into his stony heart anyhow. It’s awkward to try and be open with someone so squishy and frail, but he makes a token effort to be less intimidating and overbearing so you aren’t as scared. It’s not easy settling you into his family (especially with his son now battling you for his attention), but he’s sure you’ll get used to it eventually. Iron Fan is more on board with your induction than her son, coming to view you as a lovable; if weak, second child. Red Son refrains from outright violence, but is notably icy over the sudden competition for affection. Still, in the strangest of ways- it’s family.

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Chang’e has been alone for a very long time. There’s no real way to know exactly how long, but isolation has taken it’s toll. Is it so bad to want someone to dote on and nourish? No! So you and her should be family! She’s even more insistent if Y/N is leporine in some way- the two of you are meant to be family! A loving lunar goddess and her perfect little lop, together on the moon. To her, it sounds like something out of a fairy tale. It might be more of a saccharine nightmare to her captive, though. (The most capable of keeping Y/N from escaping.)

The Scorpion Queen really just wants a friend, no matter what it takes to get one. Loneliness has gnawed away at her inhibitions and morals, leading her to snatch up the sweetest looking person around and haul them back to her castle. She’s not above using poison to keep you complement, brewing up several blends from her own venom. Paralytics, sedatives, you name it. One quick sting and you’re helpless in the Queen’s arms, ready to be pampered and protected. After she’s done cleaning and patching your new wound, of course.

Kui Mulang has been waiting for his lover for so very long… and then you come stumbling in, wide-eyed and unaware of the dangers that the demon possesses. You’re a funny little mortal, unworthy of having your weak soul devoured- not only would it not expand his lifespan too much, but he fears it might even make him weaker. Instead, he forces you to become a cute little companion/pet and regales you with tales of his lover, filling your ears with descriptions of her beauty and kindness. Don’t get the wrong idea, though- you aren’t making him a better person. He’s just found one single person to not be totally awful to. (The most likely to replace his obsession.)

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Syntax admires your work from afar, picking apart every bit of tech you manufacture. He’ll install dozens of cameras across your home just for the joy of watching you scramble to disable or destroy them. With the sheer volume of spyware distributed, it’s inevitable that you miss at least a few, allowing the spiderized man to maintain constant surveillance. He inducts your work into his own, picking apart the blueprints he’s stolen from you, admiring the many lines of code you’ve written. There’s a new camera in your house each day, slowly stealing away all privacy. The concept of a ‘blindspot’ doesn’t exist in Syntax’s carefully curated world- no closet, corner, or crawl space is safe from his leering eyes. You’re then subjected to 24/7 surveillance, your life becoming an ever-present livestream on the screens of Syntax’s machines. (The least likely to personally interact with his obsession.)

Huntsman has never seen a worthier adversary. You match him blow for blow and thwart his traps at each turn. He has to keep upping the ante as you escape his clutches, an ever evolving quarry worthy of pursuit. The biggest (and only) dilemma he has in regards to his obsession is whether he should taxidermy or cage you. Either way, you’ll make a nice trophy. (The most likely to kill you.)

It takes a saint to gain the Ink Curse’s attention. You have to be the most wonderful goody-two shoes darling in the world, a person who’s mature and rational and kind and responsible and generous and wise and loving. If you can manage all of that, along with having no major character flaws or massive mistakes in your past… then you have their attention. It is the worst prize you could have ever received.

Alternatively, be a child who gets trapped in the scroll. There’ll be a mocking form of pity to every interaction, but the Curse might try to mold you into an equally brutal punisher of sins. After all, what else can you do? You’re stuck, aren’t you? Get used to the company, kiddo. (The most likely to break you.)

Yellowtusk would happily speak with you until all the rivers of the world run dry. The two of you match wits in civil debates, opposing each other’s viewpoints and arguments with fervor. No stakes, no hatred, no grudges- just debate for the sake of debate. You grow together, sharing your wells of knowledge and expanding the breadth of your wisdom side by side. His obsession with you is softer than most, quelled by quick chats and simple skinship - but it’s obsession all the same, waiting to spiral out of control.

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Red Son’s pride is an irrefutable aspect of him. The half-demon views himself as superior to all but a select few- and you, unfortunately, do not fall into that group. Red thinks of you as something akin to a cherished pet, worthy of care and companionship, but not freedom or respect. He could control almost every aspect of your life if he so wanted, but that’s more trouble than he desires. If you behave properly, Red allows you to dress yourself and have a small collection of personal possessions. Also, expect him to personally forge you a tracking collar emblazoned with his family’s insignia. (He truly does care about you- deep, deep, deep down in his heart. But you’re still lesser than him.)

If you happen to be his sibling, though, his treatment of you becomes more bearable. He’s still insanely possessive and domineering, but there’s more respect for you as a person.

The Spider Queen also thinks of you as a pet, a cute little thing to dress up and lock in chains. You make the most wonderful decoration for her throne room, shaking in the corner with a shackle clasped around your wrist. Everything you wear is produced from her own silken webs, everything you eat is caught and killed with her own two hands. If you step too far out of line, expect your next meal to be the corpse of a loved one.

Peng looks at you with some strange mixture of pity and amusement. (There’s some genuine care in there, but they’d never admit it.) You’re the smallest and youngest of the Brotherhood, with naivety and kindness to match. They find it funny to toy with you in a variety of ways, though they take care to never truly cause harm. Ex: Knocking into you for the sole purpose of tripping you up, biting back laughs as you apologize for ‘not paying attention.’ Peng will ‘forgive’ what you perceive as a personal mistake, hauling you up and dusting you off before sending you on your way. You’re a fun toy. A devoted sibling. A cute little time-killer. And, somehow- the person they cherish above all else.