bro i just had to sit down bc i am having the Epiphany of the century.
my types, as a bisexual, were literally shaped by goddamn Princess of Egypt!!!!!!!
Like. Moses. Yes. Scruffy little guy with nice hair and dark eyes. Perfect. Say no more.
But friggin Tzipporah???? The most badass, could-kick-me-in-the-face-and-i’d-thank-her, DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BITCH EVER??? like the scene where she’s asleep and her hair is all messy??? Please push me down a well next time I’mbeggingyou
like no fucking wonder I want to marry SZA when this was the fucking blueprint!
LIKE HEHLP ME WGICH ONE DO I WANNNA BE HEREE??!?!?!?
(or, alternatively, let me just squeeze right between you there and we could have some sort of poly thing going on would that be alright? pleaSe let me have both)
A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it