#it was definitely a date

[swooperfly]

cronch

#i love their dynamic sm #theyre bsfs but have definitely dated before and still had the energy of bsfs at it #and no one figured out til ranpo goes yea back at the time i was dating dazai- U WERE WHAT #bsd #souheki #ranzai #daran #bsd dazai #bsd ranpo #ranpo edogawa #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #tami art

[faineant-girl]

ohhhh bisexual man save me........ bisexual man............

#.tlktxt #been really loving being bi lately and also loving bi people. bisexuals out there i love you forever #literally. dont think i could date. like a non bi partner ya know. i mean definitely not like. a straight guy ya know #lord........ bisexual man SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[sentientsky]

guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

#yes i know it’s as a result of semantic drift etc etc but it’s funny (to me) #this is from the late 19th century I THINK #i found the clipping in my files and forgot the exact publication date #it’s somewhere between 1880 and 1910 definitely (cause that was the era I was examining) #the original paper was discussing chameleons hehe #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #shitpost #good omens shitpost #gomens #gomens 2 #David tennant #Michael sheen

[snoelledarts]

“Hey babe does Jason have to come with us on EVERY date?” “He has separation anxiety if I leave him by himself he’ll chew on the doors.” “…Okay…”

#nico di angelo #will solace #jason grace #solangelo #percy jackson #pjo #snoelledarts #Jason thirdwheeling for life #he was meant to be nicos platonic life partner #it’s a polycule but neither of them are dating Jason #(im definitely not projecting) #(…im Jason) #Nico: staring at Will #Will: nervously staring at Jason #Jason: mmm SODA!

[trainforanother1000years]

my prediction for Richas and Pomme’s Excellent Adventure

#ft their sidekick philza minecraft #qsmp #tfw the watcher’s ass is DEFINITELY NOT keeping my catboy dad’s vaccinations up to date💀💀💀

[mammon-s]

Thinking about struggling to ride Mammon so he just grabs your hips and fucks you on himself

You start off whining and trying as hard as you can to bounce on his cock, but your thighs are burning and you collapse on his chest crying about how it’s too much and you can’t do it.

He kisses the top of your head as he puts his hands on either sides of your hips, “it’s ok treasure I gotcha.” He says softly as he lifts you up and slams you down on himself causing you to cry out.

You grip his shoulders tightly, digging your nails in as he continues to fuck you on himself, using you as his own personal cock sleeve until he cums inside you with a loud moan.

#i lowkey hate this but oh well I wanted to write something #and I like this idea I just didn’t do it well #also it doesn’t matter if you are bigger he’s got that demon strength and could definitely do this no matter what you weigh #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me smut #obey me mammon #obey me mammon smut

[xxcherrycherixx]

cupid's gals meet

#monster high #ever after high #c.a cupid #abbey bominable #blondie lockes #heartlockes #c.a cupid x abbey bominable #abbey x cupid #theyre both my proud poly queens #cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with- #-if you know what i mean 👀 #blondie is fine with it #in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business #thats totally the only reason! #also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf #and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh #abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss #-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule! #im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb #add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot #my art

[sauriurius]

„I am a scorpio, he is a scorpio.“

„I dated a vegetarian once which was challenging.“

„I am not the most approachable human being.“

„If you want a salad with kidney beans, you go get some kidney beans.“

PLEASE never let this man stop talking, I have been cackling at this mans yapping for the last 24 hours

#tim minear you will have to pry lou ferrigno jr from my dead cold hands he needs to stay #that mans​ brain is the definition of adhd #this man really just be yapping #dating a vegetarian was a challenge I am CRYING #he is a scorpio I am a scorpio LOU??? #lou ferrigno jr listens to the question and then answers his own completely unrelated thoughts #911 abc #lou ferrigno jr #I love him #911 show #tommy kinard #kinkley #tevan #bi buck #bucktommy

[jjkyaoi]

how different the atla main group and the lok main group are is Still the funniest thing in the world to me. like, the gaang are real sweet best friends, would die for each other and kill for each other, probably, a sprinkle of found family, friendships CAN last more than one lifetime, etc. and then korra has dated literally all of her three best friends. everyone in that group wanted a piece of the avatar’s ass

#im not saying that korra and her friends didn’t have that kind of bond #they DEFINITELY did considering the amount of times they js went to bat for each other #but like. she was romantically entangled w all three of them. she didn’t ever date bolin properly but ykwim #u can say whatever you want about lok as a show but never doubt that korra gets BITCHES #avatar the last airbender #atla #legend of korra #avatar korra #korra #korrasami #the gaang #the history continues of the avatar’s bagging pretty women #the difference in this cld be easily explained by how aang was 12 yrs old for most of the show and when lok started korra was already a #teenager but shut up and let me be funny.

[echo-stimmingrose]

Percy: *carrying a very tired Nico on his back*

Jason: *Giving Leo a piggyback ride simply because he asked*

Percy: Why are you carrying Leo?

Jason: *defensive* Why are you carrying Nico?

Percy: He used too much power and now he's too tired to walk. What's Leo's problem?

Jason: I-well...

Percy:

Jason: You have your gremlin I have mine.

#nico: *whispers to Percy* I was right they're definitely dating #valgrace #piggy back ride #jason grace #leo valdez #percy jackson #nico di angelo #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #annabeth chase #piper mclean

[chlorophyll-tints]

VALGRACE NATION WE UP‼️‼️

#homiesexual? more like most definitely homosexual #he didn’t even think it was weird until this moment w percy #jason fully thought they’ve been dating this whole time #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #heroes of olympus #jason grace #leo valdez #hoo #my doods

[buggiebite]

Can I Have You For A Dance?

Life got better. Each season brought festivities. Every Saturday night brought music and laughter. Katniss was never much of a dancer, but couldn’t refuse when her husband would ask so kindly.

#married Everlark #district 12 is folky and ik they did line dances and they definitely brought it back #date night for mom and dad #buggiebite #the hunger games #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #Katniss Mellark #katniss everdeen fanart #fanart #thg #district 12 #the hunger games fanart

[jventureart]

best friends ;)

#naruto #nart #hatake kakashi #maito gai #yuhi kurenai #sarutobi asuma #naruto fanart #definitely not a double date #(it's a double date) #asukure #kakagai #i love them fr #forgive their outfits i flipped my reference image & made it wrong but oop #im not gonna fix it because i need to work & not draw more nartuo art (im gonna draw more nart anyway)

[hakirachan]

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #68

Mammon: How did you even get in here? 

Diavolo: MC's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Diavolo's door"! 

MC: I’m closing the window.

#This has definitely happened at least once #you can’t convince me otherwise #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #shall we date obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #swd obey me #obey me incorrect #mc obey me #omswd #obey me mc #obey me mammon #mammon obey me #mammon om #om mammon #omswd mammon #mammon omswd #obey me diavolo #om dia #om diavolo #omswd diavolo #omswd dia #dia obey me #diavolo obey me #dia omswd #diavolo omswd #dia om

[morganbritton132]

After David tells him that his ex has arrived for Career Day and it’s not even the Wheeler that he asked for, Steve marches over to Mike like, “What are you doing here?”

Wow, David thinks to himself. He’s been told that Steve has some problems with his memory - apparently he compensated for it with a truly insane online calendar - but he didn’t expect him to forget about a whole human being. Just, wow.

Steve loudly tells Mike that he’s never had a real job and Mike scoffs at him and tells him that he wrote for a comic book website for three years. Journalism is just writing with a fancy degree. Will and Mike created a comic book together so, “I’m published.”

“Robin is published,” Steve stresses (Steve’s best friend, David knows that one). “If that was the only qualification I wanted than I would’ve asked Robin to come.”

They start squabbling again in whispered voices so David turns to Dustin and tries to alleviate some of the awkwardness with, “Steve, uh, really has a type, huh?”

Dustin squints at him, “Did you just meet him? Today?”

#Steve didn’t even register that he should be grossed out that someone accused him of dating a literal (in Steve’s eyes) child #I just decided in this post that Mike is a freelance writer #Steve does respect Mike’s work and buys all the magazines that he’s had short stories published in #but he was definitely planning on BSing to the kids about journalism and also Steve just likes to give him shit #Mike wrote the comic and Will illustrated it. It was about Bob #David is trying his goddamn best but Steve did not give him a lot to work with. Dustin is unimpressed #Also for the record: Steve did ask Robin. She was busy #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington

[shootingstarrfish]

i just think that belphegor <333333

#obey me belphegor #obey me #obey me shall we date #belphegor #om! belphegor #BLUSHY BOYS HNNNNN #GOES FERAL #ok im good now back to being a very normal definitely not belphie apologist