#it’s just cause she’s objectively freaking adorable

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What about otter!creator joining neuvilette in a meeting with wriothesley and sigewinne (I think that how you spell that) and sneaking back with them to the fortress of meropide. Cue fun times with sigewinne, tasting otter safe teas with wriothesley, and a very freaked out neuvilette and furina

I’m gonna write this as a Pt. 2 to the last Otter!Creator request, they just fit so perfectly! ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა

Here’s the previous post!~ <3

As you and Wriothesley only continued to stare at each other, Neuvillette and Furina suddenly walk back in. Both of their faces were stern as they looked at the both of you. But mostly you.

“Monsieur Wriothesley? We apologize, but me and Monsieur Neuvillette have some… pressing matter to discuss. Treats, toys and pillows are inside their pack. Please care for our ˈbābē in this sudden absence. We will retrieve them in a matter of hours. Thank you.” And with that, Furina and Neuvillette left, leaving no time for objection.

You watched as your three friends dissipated, and the duo walked out. Wriothesley was only able to open his mouth before the door shut again. He closed his mouth and turned to you, who shrugged.

His eyebrows raised at you before he blinked once.

Then twice.

Then three times.

“Do you… do you like tea?”

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﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

When Sigewinne entered Wriothesley’s office she was not expecting to see around thirty teacups (all empty) around The Creator in the form of an otter with Wriothesley sitting beside them with a wide grin of his face.

“Sigewinne! Meet Neuvillette’s and Lady Furina’s new little Otter friend! Did you hear of them?”

Oh yeah. Sigewinne had heard all about them. From all the melusine. Constant reminders of how cute they were compared to that fake on the throne. Constant stories of how adorable they acted compared to the awful actions of that monster who acted as their God.

To see them in the flesh was… a visceral feeling honestly. And being a melusine herself, she could feel the ethereal aura surrounding them. Shaking her head, she smiled at the older man and nodded.

“Oh I’ve heard some things here and there… have you been testing teas with them?” She mused, a joking smile on her face.

“… I didn’t know what else to do,” he admitted, “I didn’t want to make them do my paperwork..”

She giggled before getting an idea, and idea that had her face scrunched up in an even wider grin.

“What if… we try milkshakes?~”

“Sigewinne.” Was all he said.

As they began a small back and forth about the logistics of given an Otter a milkshake (Wriothesley was losing), you got up from your seat, took a small toy that looked vaguely like a melusine with the same colors are your fur, and just… waked out the office. Ready to explore.

“Uhm… Sigewinne?”

“It could very beneficial to their health for all we know-“

“Sigewinne?”

“I mean, have you even see an Otter consume a milkshake? I doubt their lactose intolerant-“

“Sigewinne.”

“And I… yeah?”

“Where did they go?”

“…. Uh oh.”

And you, at that exact moment, realized why you probably needed a map. Wondering around, you hadn’t realized how many levels you were going down.

You had been trying to get to the Coupon Cafeteria. How in the actually fuck had you ended up in the forbidden zone, in front of the gate that held the Primordial Sea.

What the fuck.

You hugged your melusine plushy closer as you stared at the plug.

And then an alarm sounded off.

God fucking damn it.

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﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

Chlorinde had been having a nice, slow day.

Why did the fucking sea just have to choose to be angry today.

Why?

Today was a good day.

TodAY WAS A GOOD DAY-

She sighed and removed herself from the room she was currently in, speed walking towards the room where her Archon and Chief Justice were.

After knocking curtly and hearing a quiet “Come in”, she gently pressed open the door, yet spoke with urgency.

“My apologies for interrupting, but the Primordial Sea. It’s causing issues again.” Chlorinde stated.

The hydro duo looked at each other, they had been no where near done with the conversation, but their darling was in the Fortress of Meropide, where the ocean was being.. dealt with.

“Let us begin on your way then.” Neuvillette sighed.

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﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

“Damnit damnit damnit damnit…” Thats all that was going through Wriothesley’s head at the moment. He had sent Sigewinne away to ensure her safety, all while running through the Fortress, all the while making sure to keep an eye out for a stray otter.

His mind flew through the possibilities: you could’ve been caught in machinery, you could’ve fallen off a ledge, you could’ve been snatched up by a criminal on a walk…

There were to many all to possibilities that would lead to him finding your body over you alive.

And if things were going the way they were with the Primordial Sea, then Furina and Neuvillette were going to be back a lot sooner than any of them expected.

And he was not ready for what the punishment would be.

But when he finally got down to the correct level?

He knew his punishment was going to be even worse than whatever they were initially going to do to him.

Because your little body sat in front of the loudly beeping seal before the Primordial Sea.

Fuck.

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﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

Honest to god when you saw Wriothesley just appear out of thin air, you weren’t shocked. To be entirely honest you hoped that you’d get to see the whole fight against the Sea with Neuvillette! It was gonna be so cool!

You snuggled against your melusine plushy again as you watched Wriothesley rush towards you, gently pick you up, and move you out of the way.

“Alright, here you go… just have to make sure you don’t get in trouble…” He muttered as he at you down, out of the way. You mentally groaned at this but stayed put. You’d still be able to watch from here, you supposed…

And as soon as Wriothesley walked but over to the seal, Neuvillette, Furina and Chlorinde all deceased from you forgot where. You began clapping quietly and lied on top of your plush, snuggled up and ready for action.

You couldn’t really hear their voices, but then…

The seal exploded!

You watched with bated breath as they fought against the raging Sea, and your little tail began to wag at the sight.

Perhaps you had picked up a love for the show from Furina…

You watched the moves they pulled, the fights they put up, everything was glorious!

That was…

…Untill Neuvillette faltered.

You were confused.

Wasn’t he the one who stopped it in the cutscene? Why wasn’t he able to do it now? What was happening? Was the fear on his face? Why was there fear on his face? Why was everyone stepping back? Was…

Was Furina crying?

You jumped up from your hiding spot, rushing across the floor to the shock and fear of everyone.

Your top hat flew off and your melusine plush fell out of your mouth.

You heard shouts your way but you didn’t give a shit.

This stupid water wasn’t gonna hurt your new family.

Not on your watch.

…

You jumped into the water.

…

Over the rushing waves you could hear Furina scream.

…

It was…

Almost soothing…

As Furina screamed and cried the only thing on Neuvillette’s mind was if you were going to melt away.

If you were going to dissolve in those star studded waters.

‘It would be fitting.’ His mind mused. ‘For the brightest star in his life to flicker out surrounded by stars as well.’

Furina fell to her knees. Why?

Why?!

WHY?!

WHY DID EVERYTHING SHE WANT HAVE TO SLIP FROM HER FINGERS LIKE SAND ON THE OCEAN FLOOR?! SWEPT AWAY BY THE TIDE SHE COULDN’T CONTROL?! WHY WAS SHE FORCED WITH THE MISFORTUNE OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO HOLD ON TO ANYTHING OR ANYONE WHO MENT ANYTHING TO HER?! THIS WASN’T FAIR!

IT WAS NEVER FAIR!

HOW COULD THIS EVER POSSIBLY BE FAIR!?!?

And as Furina cried, Wriothesley looked on with a blank face on.

But his mind was a whirlpool of emotion.

Your sudden sacrifice… it reminded him slightly of his past. Of his teenage years.

Of the murder of his foster parents.

How he put his life on the line, knowing full well that it could be the end of him, as long as his siblings would be fine in the end. That he saved everyone he could.

That’s what you had just done, wasn’t it?

But Chlorinde…

She was shocked.

She watched as her Archon screamed and cried, as she slammed her fists into the ground below, as Neuvillette allowed a tear to fall from his eye (she had never seen him cry before now), as Wriothesley stared on, grief and longing in his eyes.

Just…

Just what had you meant to them?

What had you meant..?

What… could you have meant to her..?

…

The water was cold. Cool. And the stars shimmered in a way where they were bright, but not enough to hurt your eyes.

You couldn’t see outside the water. But it seemed bioluminescent. The brilliant blue lighting up your vision with the stars.

You swam gently. The current was slow.

You placed a paw on your bow tie. It swayed with the movement of your body.

You felt something deep inside you.

…

The Primordial Sea.

She called to you.

She cried that her creations feared her.

She just wanted to be whole again. While with her children.

But you told her that she couldn’t.

They were scared because they were their own people now.

They had become their own.

If she were to become whole again…

They would die.

She wept.

She did not want them to die.

But she had to become whole. They were still apart of her.

You told her that soon she would understand. Her tears would no longer be wept out of sorrow, but out of delight.

She didn’t understand. You told her she soon would.

Where you swam, she followed, like a duckling to her mother.

When you went up, she followed. When you went down, she followed. You went left, so did she. You go right, so does she.

You tell her she must go back.

She understands. But she warns that soon her sorrow will consume her once more and she will come again, wishing to have her children rejoin her.

and you tell her that you will be there to comfort her once more. And you will be there until she understands.

She understands.

…

Furina’s cry’s stop. She looks to the water, which has ceased its movement.

It begins to swirls around them, breaking off into pieces that form diffrent creatures of the sea.

From creatures of today, to long lost beasts of times forgotten. They swirl around and around the room, playing and tumbling over each other. The grin and make the happiest noises with one another.

Before diving back into the seal.

Only an Otter of starry water remained, and it dropped between the teary eyed Dragon Sovereign and the crying Archon, chittering and chirping. Picking up the top hat, it places it in hydro god’s hands.

It’s form splits. Duplicates perhaps..

And there you stood.

Their ˈbābē.

Her raison d’être, her preux chevalier, her ange.

His moitié, his raison de vivre, his trésor.

The only difference being your once wide black eyes,

We’re now filled with all the stars in the sky.

Furina gently placed the hat on your head as you walked up and nuzzled her face, licking away her tears.

You then walked back to the Primordial Sea Otter, missing Furina’s out reached hand.

You both nuzzled against each other, making chittering and chirping noises, rubbing up and down each other. After saying your goodbyes, the Primordial Otter waved, running and jumping into the seal, it closing up after her.

You rushed back to them, picking up your plush on the way, and got picked up by a still teary Neuvillette, whose breath was shaky and broken.

You gave him kisses as well, chirping up at him.

All those in the vault - after Furina had stood - crowded around Neuvillette.

Hands were ran through your fur and you took it all lovingly, understanding the scare you had just given them.

Looking towards his Lady, they had a mental conversation, before Neuvillette sighed.

“Chlorinde, Wriothesley. Me and Lady Furina have something to tell you.”

I think I went a wee bit overboard… but meh ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა! Hehe, I hope you guys enjoyed!~ And honestly, the Primordial Sea I have envisioned (personified) and she’s… kinda hot ngl- Darn my Mommy kink!- ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

#genshin impact sagau #sagau x reader #sagau #x reader #x gn reader #gn y/n #yander x reader #yandere x you #Otter!Creator #anon <3 #asks <3

[densewentz]

I am. Quaking over Crowley and Hanna cause AUGH they're so adorable. Getting up into antics! What do you think some of their adventures would be? Chaos at the nursery garden stores? Lurking in woods to find creatures? Sorry I just really wanna know.

"Can we get a 'wahoo'?"

First off thank you for the perfect reason to post this sketch!

I cannot even begin to imagine the terrors they rain on the general public tbh. Between Crowley still feeling jilted and Hanna feeling free for the first time, the limit is really their imaginations (of which they both posses quite a fair bit).

In fairness since this little au I'm simmering takes place pretty soon after the end of s2, they probably don't do a lot of REALLY outlandish stuff for a while. They'll stay local, probably spend time with Nina and Maggie and probably end up meeting the Them at some point. Crowley would also probably want to try and keep inconspicuous (hah) with heaven and hell looming over their heads and now with a squishy thing to protect. I LOVE the garden center chaos idea btw, shoutout anon, and Crowley's little pseudo Eden is definitely going to rapidly expand into a vibrant and terrified indoor oasis (skylights included). Shops in general are going to have to watch their backs (Crowley has a reason to go into many of them quite frequently now, and without his celestial counterpart to keep him from goofing off too much). Hanna is a big fan of the classic "run down the aisles of a toy store and rapidly push every single button you find" method of spreading foment.

Since Hanna hasn't had an opportunity to see/experience most of the world, I imagine they spend a LOT of time popping through museums/zoos/aquariums/etc. Crowley pointing out things he caused, things an... old friend caused, things that actually happened way differently but got recorded wrong. Hanna dragging her dad around and both of them getting WAY too into reading the information plaques for all the animals. Then seeing which animals freak tf out if her dad flashes his eyes. (The giftshops get terrorized if there arent enough fungus-themed objects, although there is always miraculously at least one). They probably break into a lot/if not most of the exhibits after hours to take selfies for Crowley's rapidly growing photo album. Hanna sits at the shark touch tank and loudly proclaims how smooth they are. And since im a sucker for I-Want-To-Share-The-Stars Crowley, they probably pop over to an observatory or break into idk, where they keep the telescope on the Canary Islands or something. And he'll tell her what he remembers about the Creation and what it feels like to hold a new star in your hand. Hanna will curl up against Crowley's chest and get lost in his voice and the distant glitter of a world her dad designed. They probably also commit crimes. Not major crimes, mind you, although that's due more to Crowley's occasional sense of "as a parent i probably shouldn't let you" than any unwillingness on Hanna's part. But she'll definitely help him move signs or infiltrate office buildings and other assorted sabotages. She 100% gets her own little version of the Fuck Shit Up Jacket, and whether he likes it or not the Bentley has decided Hanna gets to pick the getaway music.

It doesn't really count as demonic but Crowley DOES keep a bag of spare change and googly eyes for Hanna to glue to things at will while they're out.

But tbh i imagine the most trouble she gets into is if she's left alone with Muriel. Evidently Hanna has her father's talent for tempting angels into misbehaving or at least into not noticing that they are, in fact, misbehaving in the human sense. Crowley usually feels almost bad for the baby angel but, needs must. and sometimes he needs a babysitter. The rule is SUPPOSED to be that if Hanna is with Muriel, they DO. NOT. LEAVE. the bookshop (they always leave the bookshop).

At one point she meets a boy named Kian at a pub called the New Inn. Crowley very desperately wants her to not want to spend time with Kian for reasons he refuses to explain 💕

At any rate if anyone ever wants to write or draw anything with Hanna they're more than welcome to and also I'll probably cry a lot so Cheers! Thank you for the ask (apologies for my signature long-winded answer)!

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #anthony j crowley #good omens crowley #good omens fanart #good omens kid fic #fair warning im not a fic writer guys im just a little dude who draws stuff but has a lot of feelings #kid fic #my art #ask replies #anonymous #ineffable husbands #hanna crowley #i just think they're neat #artists on tumblr #sketch #crowleys fuck shit up jacket #they are under arrest for Crimes #'but dense' you say ' this child doesnt look the same age as the previous drawing!' #that good people is because i am incapable of consistency! alas #long post

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Alright! As voted by you folks, here's the next part of Ghosts that We Knew!

Quick tag: @skulfan1 - you asked to be tagged for this so I hope you enjoy ^^ thank you for your support :D if anyone wants to be included in my taglist just let me know!

Trigger/content warning: murder/suicide, general violence, possession, suicide whilst under possession, suicide mention

Part 4: the Break In

He had connected the dots shortly after his initial freak out; that his powers were tied to his emotions. Different emotions allowed him to interact with the world around him in different ways. Negative emotions typically caused negative effects, depending on the context. These were also harder to control, but that was to be expected.

His sorrow could chill a room. 

His rage sent things flying across the room. 

Those were the two chief ones, the emotions Ghost was most familiar with. They were a pair of ever present friends, like two loyal hounds they followed him. Even in life, so it was only natural they would do the same in death. 

But likewise, his positive emotions yielded positive effects. He was finding them to be less and less rare as the days passed. You and Ellie were the source and at the center of these positive emotions, ones he thought long since dead. Those times made him remember what it was like to be alive. 

His happiness could light up a room. 

His…adoration let him manipulate objects more softly, more in control. 

Ghost dared not to think of it. He couldn't call it love. Calling it love was a death sentence for anyone who heard or knew it. His love was deadly, putting innocents into the line of fire. It had always been that way for everyone. His mother. His brother. His nephew. Anyone he dared get close to. Love was a condemnation to him, not an emotion. 

But he couldn't deny something was growing deep inside him. Like a seed, it had been planted within the depths of what was left of his soul and now it was taking root. Every time he thought of you or Ellie, it seemed a new root would grow. 

This both scared and elated him. 

It was selfish, he knew, and yet it was so sweet. 

The dead should not impose their will on the living. Nor should they use the living to fulfill their failed dreams. He knew that rule the minute he appeared into your life. But you were so kind, so patient with him despite the two of you being literally worlds apart, and yet so close. And Ellie, while at first afraid of him, was now calling him her friend. Often were the times where he'd spend a few hours in her room with her while she colored or played with her dolls. All the while he'd manipulate her plushies and make them dance for her, making her laugh. 

And gods that little girl's laughter filled him with a warmth he'd never felt. She was happy, and to know he was a part of the reason she was so made something in him soar. This was his home, his family. Selfish perhaps it was, but it was the truth, no matter how deep he attempted to bury it. 

He decided to make himself something of a guard ghost to your home. He thought it would steel his resolve, as he had dedicated his life to protecting others. It was a duty he always upheld, and now in death he was about to do the same. It was a job, and nothing else, so he tried to make himself believe. 

You weren't home when the break in happened, thankfully. You and Ellie had decided to take Beardie out, as it was nearing the close of summer and the little bearded dragon wouldn't be allowed to be out as often. You had made a small picnic lunch for you, your daughter, and even a few treats for your pet. With the closing and locking of the door, the apartment was now Ghost's to defend. 

At first everything was quiet and clear. No one was home, he shouldn't have been so guarded. And yet, something inside told him he needed to be on high alert. Ghost put all of his heightened senses to work, as he knew something was coming. 

Lo and behold, he was right. About thirty minutes after you and Ellie left with Beardie and all of your treats, Ghost heard the door handle moving accompanied by unfamiliar voices outside. You had locked the door, but it only served as a temporary deterrent. The lock was picked and three masked men made their way in. 

Oh no.

Oh hell no. 

This was HIS home, his family's home, and these interlopers were absolutely NOT welcome here. 

Of course he'd try more…peaceful ways to get them out at first. If they could even be called that. It was really just him trying to freak them out or make them uncomfortable. 

"Look around, see what these fuckin' newbies got hiding here". 

"Goddamn is it cold in here or is that just me". 

"Dude, shut up. It's fine, they just probably turned the heat off before they left". 

"I don't know man, something just doesn't feel-".

"Shut the fuck up and just look, damn". 

One of them went to the master bedroom, obviously hunting for any jewelry or valuables. You hadn't completely finished unpacking yet, so there were still some boxes in there. The first intruder, of course, helped himself to one of them. 

Ghost balled his fist as he dug through your winter clothes, ones you'd need to take out soon anyways. But even so, this fucker had no place here. 

"Get out…" Ghost snarled, using a good portion of his energy to make his voice audible. 

"What the fuck was that?". 

The problem with that was that he only had so much. Without the aid of your phone, he couldn't talk as much. Instead he made the lights flicker.

"Get out…" he warned again. 

"Yo what the fuck is going on?!". 

His other companions came out of Ellie's room and the bathroom respectively, armed with their own small knives. 

Ones he knew too well. 

"What happened?". 

"The lights just flickered! I swear to God I just fucking heard someone…". 

"I'm telling yall, this fucking apartments haunted. Ever since that fucking soldier killed himself-". 

"Mate, what the-". 

Ghost felt a flash of hot white rage. The room temperature fell even further as a lamp was knocked off the nightstand. 

"Last chance. Get. OUT!" Ghost hissed with all his strength. 

"Dude what the fuck?!". 

Ghost didn't bother to care as he threw one of them out into the hall, the intruder screeching like a scared little bitch. Then he did something he never thought he could do. Shoving the more paranoid of the trio into the closet, Ghost forced the man's mouth open and took forced possession of the body. His companions were left stunned as they couldn't get the closet door open. Until it suddenly swung open. 

"What the fuck just-". 

Ghost didn't give the man a chance to finish his question as he grabbed a knife from his host's belt and slid it across his neck. The other thief ran to Ellie's room, locking the door behind him as his leader lay bleeding on the floor in the hallway. Ghost however knew this apartment better than these chumps. The bathroom was connected to both the hallway and Ellie's room, acting as a sort of connection between them. Ghost rolled his hosts eyes. 

But damn did that feel good to feel at least a little alive again. He took the knife from the bastard's neck and quietly went into the bathroom. He could hear the other thief in Ellie's closet. That little shit wasn't about to make things easy. Ghost had no desire to spill blood in Ellie's room, nor in yours. However, he had the thief pinned. If he could just drag the fucker into the bathroom, or draw him in…

After a minute, Ghost knew he wasn't going to draw the thief out. The police were probably already called, either by the bastard or a neighbor. Either way, time wasn't on his side. Stealth wasn't going to serve him this time. So again, he had to be brazen about this. Not that he had a problem with that, it just wasn't his usual style of doing things. He opened the other door leading to Ellie's room and opened the closet. 

Nothing. 

The fucker had somehow gotten out without him hearing it. Damn this guy seriously had shit hearing in that case, or Ghost had somehow failed to notice. He hadn't heard any doors open, and Ellie's door was closed. 

Closed but not locked. 

He left the room as fast as his host's legs could take him, finally finding him in your room, going through your drawers. A picture of you, your late partner, and baby Ellie was smashed on the floor. Rage consumed him at that. That photograph meant the world to you. 

Ghost grabbed his host's knife and threw it at the intruders back, getting them just above the shoulder blade. Not precisely where he wanted it to go, but Ghost was out of practice, being dead and all. Still though, at least it hit, which was good enough for him. Ghost pulled the bastard out of the room  and out in the hall next to their companion, the man kicking and screaming the whole time before Ghost silenced them with a quick stab to the throat. Now there was only one left…

His host. 

Ghost forced the body into the bathroom in front of the large mirror. The knife in his hand was still coated in the blood of the intruders. The man was pale and scared to death under his mask. Trembling from fear and cold, as Ghost made the temperature go almost all the way down. 

"You wanna talk about my fucking disgrace huh? You should've learned some respect for the dead ya little shit" Ghost forced the knife to the man's throat, "I'd say next time keep the dead's name or cause of death out of your cunt mouth…but ya won't be gettin' that chance". 

He slid the sharp edge of the knife over his host's throat, quickly ending him the same as he had his friend's. Ghost only released him afterwards, watching the scum die on the tiled floor. At least it would be the easiest to clean up. And he had achieved it, no blood was spilled in either of your rooms, just the hallway and bathroom. 

He heard footsteps coming up the stairs towards the apartment. He'd recognize yours and Ellie's steps from anywhere. Just before you got up to the hall leading to your apartment, Ghost tried to slam it shut, but you were too quick, catching a glimpse of him in your living room. You stopped dead in your tracks, as Ellie came up behind you, but your body blocked the door. 

"What the hell?" You said, shocked at the sight of the tall, masked figure in your living room. 

"Y/N! Keep away! Keep Ellie out! Call the police!". 

"Who-"

"No time!" The door slammed, "just do it!". 

You didn't have to, a few neighbors were already coming out to see what had happened. Beardie was in his portable crate, attempting to glass surf as he felt the tension. You held your daughter tightly, fearful of what was to come…

The sounds of sirens were all you could hear in a moment. Your heart leapt to your throat, and you tried to explain that you didn't know what happened, that you had locked the door, that you weren't home when all this happened. More importantly, you didn't know why those men targeted your home. 

You claimed not to know exactly what happened, but you knew. You knew deep down this wasn't a murder-suicide. The ghost in your apartment had done away with them, and now you didn't know what to think. You and Ellie were sent to a hotel while your home was being investigated and cleaned. For now, it was ruled a murder-suicide, and no charges were being filed. 

Even so, you couldn't help but feel nervous about ever going back to that apartment…

Ghost stayed inside the closet as the clean up crew did their work. He knew he messed up. He saw how afraid you were. He didn't want you to be afraid. Something in him felt broken, he felt like a shamed dog. He didn't regret doing away with those interlopers, but he felt terrible for scaring you. You knew now what he was capable of, and he didn't know what the future held. 

He'd have to be more careful, he realized as the air grew frigid around him in that dark closet. 

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-Ash

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[fanmoose12]

Okay, you can't drop the Hange exploring Levi's body thing and just go like that we need smth because the fact that this is absolutely canon makes us want it even more.

nsfw after the cut!!

Hange loved exploring, adored it, considered it as the only purpose in her life.

She has been like that ever since birth, her mother used to say. Grabby hands and curious eyes, Hange has been relentless in her pursuit even before she knew how to walk. When she mastered that skill, she began exploring her hometown, a little later - the contents of a library inside a city hall, then - rules and laws by which Training Corps operated, and then Titans, when she finally got to join the Survey Corps.

Now, however, she has a new object of exploring, so very different from her beloved Titans, but- no less exciting.

She has conducted several tests as of now, each one producing great results, each one - little by little - revealing to her the grand mystery of Captain Levi.

Hange knows now that a kiss right behind his earlobe is enough to coax a sharp intake of breath from him, a bite on the very same area - will cause him to grunt, mutter a curse and give to her a kiss so passionate that she'll feel weak in knees.

He likes when she gently strokes his hair, and he loves when she tugs slightly at it.

His neck is not as sensetive as Hange had expected. When she kisses and sucks on the skin of it, his breathing quickens, but not by much. When she pays attention to his nipples, however- oh, Levi goes absolutely wild. Even just a kiss, a simple press of her lips over it is enough to get a reaction out of Levi, and when Hange sucks on them or pinches them between her fingers - not roughly but with a grin wide enough to let Levi know she can take it further - he goes rigid, putty in her arms, his panting the only sound in a dark, quiet room.

When Hange creates a wet trail of kisses or licks between his gorgeous abs, Levi makes a face, disgusted one. But his large, black pupils that follow her every move, that watch even the most disgusting of her acts give Hange the answer that his face hides from her.

Another surprising thing about Levi the Clean Freak is an effect that his fingers in Hange's mouth have on him. He fought it, when Hange presented the idea to him for the first time, but when she seized his hand and put two of his fingers between her lips, lavishing them with her tongue, mimicking what she'd later do to his cock, Levi's jaw went slack, his pants suddenly became so uncomfortable that he had to shift on a bed.

And his thighs, oh how Hange loves his thighs. Thick and strong, adorned with marks from ODM-gear and faint scars, just the sight of them creates a dozen of indecent thoughts inside her head. And when Hange touches them, fondles the milky skin or presses kisses to it, so close to where Levi wants and needs, sometimes- sometimes it is enough to coax even a moan out of him.

And when Hange reaches his dick, after having enough fun with the rest of him, when she wraps a fist around on it or puts it inside her mouth, Levi's teeth clench and he goes rigid, desperately trying to stop himself from thrusting his hips upwards.

He's exactly like that now, needy and aroused and struggling to hide it all from Hange. Except this time, Hange made this task a bit harder for him, tied his hands to the bedframe, took away all illusion of control and enabled him from from flipping their positions to have his way with her.

So Hange doesn't rush, inspects and explores every part of him that piques her interest. There are a lot of those parts, so Hange takes her time, slowly but surely driving Levi mad with lust.

He curses at her, as she sucks a hickey on his chest. Starts to throw pointless threats when she gets too lost in trying to count all moles on his body. There is a surprising amount of them, and Hange smiles every time she finds a new one. His bound hands clench in fists, when Hange seizes his thigh and starts slowly rocking her cunt against it.

"If you've decided to kill me," Levi says, in a voice that's too breathless and desperate to be considered dangerous, "you picked a very strange way of doing that."

"Hush, darling," Hange murmurs, leaning down to give his adorable nose a little kiss.

His eyes flutter close as she does it, and a wave of affection, almost as strong as her lust, washes over her. As handsome and undeniably sexy Levi is, he's also so... cute, so sweet. Hange's heart aches with a complicated mix of feelings she has for him. She thought, she was sure, that her curiosity was the catalyst for this reaction, but lately, as she spends more time with Levi, in and out of the bedroom, she starts to realize that... that she might have been wrong. That it's not curiosity, not thirst for knowledge, not a spirit of inquiry that drove her to Levi. After all, there is no shortage of peculiar people amidst members of Survey Corps, but Hange, her heart, picked that man. There must a reason for it, but for now, perhaps for the first time in her life, Hange isn't sure she wants to find the truth. For now, she's quite content with what they already have.

So she adds more heat into her voice and in her eyes, hiding the vulnerability that lies beneath, and seizes Levi's cock, lifting her hips up to aline it with her entrance.

"Hange," he breathes out, in sheer wonder and trepidation. Hange smiles when she feels his dick twitching. She must be doing everything right then.

Levi stays still, as she she puts his dick inside her. He stays still, as she takes a deep breath, laying her hands onto his chest and trying to adjust to the sudden feeling of fulliness. He stays still, as she starts to move, slow at first, gradually picking up the speed.

His fists clench and unclench constantly, but he stays still, he's being good. Hange gives him another kiss for that.

"I'm a little new to this," she confesses, lifting her hips up. And she continues, pushing them down. "If I do something wrong, please do tell me."

"No, no," he shakes his head, his hands clenched so tightly that they turn white. One day, Hange thinks, she'll buy that thing she saw in one of the shady shops in Mitras. She'll tie Levi face down and give him a completely different kind of pleasure. Will she be able to force him to writhe in the sheets? Will he scream in pleasure? Hange can't wait to find an answer. "You- you're doing great. Is there, ah fuck," his eyes close, when Hange takes him extra deep. "Is there anything I can do?"

Hange smiles and says, "You can move your hips a bit."

Levi does just that, and that, oh now it's Hange's turn to moan in pleasure. She starts to rub at her clit, to the pace of her movements, and Levi begins to thrust at exactly the right spot, and fuck, it does feel good, far better than she could've imagined, she's completely lost - in lust, in rapture, in Levi.

She leans down to kiss him, messy, sloppy, moaning into his mouth, but Levi doesn't seem to mind, Levi moans right back, and Hange feels that she's there, she almost reached her peak.

She's close to toppling over it, when Levi stops her with a hoarse, "Four-eyes. I'm-"

Oh, so he is close too. Hange gets the hint immedietely, stills her movements but doesn't raise, keeps Levi inside her, as she finishes herself off with a few quick flicks of her fingers against her clit. She doesn't move for the next few moments, struggling to catch her breath, and as soon as she's back on Earth, she gets up, kneeling between Levi's thighs and puts her mouth on him.

He cums, just as she begins to hollow her cheeks. Hange swallows every last drop.

It takes him a little longer to come back from his orgasm, and Hange takes this time to untie his hands, massage his slightly reddish wrists, do her best to clean both of them - no matter how much of an obsessive clean freak Levi is, she's not going to shower, no, no, not tonight - and snuggle close to him, laying her head onto his chest.

Levi's arm wraps around her shoulders, pulling her just a little closer. Bringing a content smile on his face.

"That thing you did," he says, and even as he embraces her, his face scrunches with abhorence, "after I- you know. It was disgusting."

Hange hums, nuzzling into his chest, and answers, "And you liked it. I have proof of that. Extensive scientific data and observations. Want me to show you?"

Levi snorts. "Some other time, perhaps. And we are going to take a shower after that next time."

"We'll see," Hange murmurs back with a smile full of promise.

The curse is on a tip of Levi's tongue, Hange knows that, has proof of that, but he surprises her, when he only shakes his head and drapes a blanket over them.

More experiments are evidently needed, but that can wait. Until another time. All Hange wants now is to sleep.

She does just that, with Levi by her side, safe and warm in his strong arms.

#sheees i.... got carried a way a bit #sorry! #levihan

[fabuloustrash05]

Why I Don’t Like 2012 Apritello

A TMNT 2012 Rant

Before I start and the 2012 Apritello fans/shippers come at me with their pitchforks and torches, I want to clarify that I DO think that the ship is cute and it has a lot of potential. S1 Apritello is adorable! But after that it goes downhill and becomes very problematic, which sucks because I see the potential for it to be a good ship, but the 2012 writers just did them so dirty which lead me to dislike this ship over time.

So with that said. Enjoy my rant!

As I said before, season 1 Apritello was perfectly fine. The only minor problems I had with them in the first season was the fact that Donnie has taken pictures of her obviously without her knowledge or consent and has them as his computer wallpaper. That doesn't sit right with me. This is coming from personal experience, a guy I knew in middle school had a crush on me and he used to do that, taking my picture without my knowledge or consent and using them as his phone background and it made me really uncomfortable. If the writers just switch it to him having his background be a selfie him and her took together them that would’ve been better. Other than that, their relationship and dynamic in season 1 was fine and even cute at times. 

Then season 2 comes around and the ship just gets worse from there...

I’m probably not the first to say that I don't like how creepy Donnie gets during S2 and onward. He becomes very possessive of April, looking at her like she’s an object or a trophy he has to win, instead of seeing her like she's her own person. Casey is also guilty of this, but this rant post isn’t about him. 

Side Note: 

April being Donnie’s love interest ruined her character. Most of her interactions with the turtles were mostly just with Donnie, because she was his love interest and she HAD to have “moments” with him. Whenever she did talk to or have genuine sweet moment with any turtle that wasn’t Donnie it felt fresh, rare, and new, but then shippers would ruin it cause they’d start calling April a wh0re for “cheating” on Donnie just from her hugging Leo or Raph, and say his brother’s are “stealing” Donnie’s girl. Like, guys, chill. Leave April alone. It’s a freaking hug. She’s allowed to be friends with Donnie’s brothers. 

I always appreciate the little short moments in the show of April interacting with Leo, Raph or Mikey. It’s one of the reasons I like the episode Eyes of the Chimera in season 3 so much becasue it focuses on Leo and April bonding! It made me wish April had more duo episodes with each of the turtles, but sadly most of her episodes were either about her and Donnie (in some way), her ninja training (which now that I think about it, we saw very little of) or her connection to the Kraang, and even that was dumped and no longer explored by like the 3rd season. 

Maybe that’s just me. Let me know what you all think.

Anyways, back to the rant!

The very first time Donnie sees April with Casey, he immediately jumps to conclusions and assumes she’s on a date and gets mad. Like, dude, you don’t own her! We, the audience, know she wasn’t on a date, she was just tutoring Casey, but imagine for a moment if she was. Donnie has no right to decide who she gets to be with and has no excuse to be mad if she decides not to date him but someone else, because, again, she is a human being not an object! Does he have a right to feel heartbroken? Yes, it's sad seeing your crush with someone else, I and I’m sure many of you can relate. But should he be mad? NO!

The whole love triangle between Donnie, April and Casey was its own dumpster fire and that’s a rant for another post. 

I also don't like how it is hinted during the S2 finale that April is aware of Donnie's feelings for her. Now, we could argue (and I agree) that April was not ready for Donnie to confess his feelings, most likely wanting to sort out her own feelings and I respect that, but I wish April was more honest with Donnie later on. I wish she told him to give her time and space instead of letting him think he has a chance, leading him on, and having him continue to obsess over her for 5 freaking seasons! She had many chances to have that conversation with him. Like in season 3...

Oh god, I hate Apritello in season 3, specfically I hate the Big Foot episode. That music box Donnie gave April in the beginning of the epsiode was extremely inappropriate given what those two have been through so far by that point in the show. Donnie, sweetie, you've literally lost the greatest battle of your life, you and your brothers were chased out of your own home and had to leave the city with Leo badly injured and in a coma, and you also witnessed your father's "death" by the hands of your greatest enemy, and you think NOW is the best time to make a move on your crush and give her a gift, who, may I remind you, went through the same exact sh!t you went through?! 

THE POOR GIRL DOESNT NEED TO BE HIT ON RIGHT NOW!!

And don't get me started on the farmhouse kiss later in the episode. What a load of bullsh!t! The writers really had me fooled. They really had me think they were going to give Donnie and April actual development in their relationship. They could've had Donnie finally understand and end his inappropriate behavior and obsession towards her and April could finally tell Donnie that she's aware of his feelings and tells him that she does care for him but needs time and space to think her feelings through. This conversation could have helped them grow together and they would eventually get together when both of them are comfortable and ready to start a relationship with one another. 

But NOOOO! Let's just have April take all of Donnie's development in that episode and throw it away by freaking kissing him!! Like, what?! Girl, weren't you literally uncomfortable earlier that episode when he was trying to make a move on you with the freaking music box???

It was at that moment I started to hate Apritello, and it makes it come off that April is just playing a game with Donnie, throwing him away and reeling him back in, repeating the action over and over again. Which sucks, because I really wanna like this ship and at times I can see the good qualities. I like April! She has some great moments (both badass and funny) that makes me appreciate her or be happy for her, but her being shipped with Donnie ruined her character for me. I blame the writers.

After the farmhouse kiss, you know what I realized? I realized that the 2012 writers didn't know what they were doing with this relationship and it pissed me off because, again, they had so much potential!

Also the many times April kisses Donnie on the cheek was so random almost ALL of the time. 

Her kissing him after she rekindles her friendship with the turtles, pointless but it’s fine. 

Her kissing him after he finished creating a retromutagen for her dad, understandable. Could just be a heat of the moment excitement that she probably forgot about later on, but...

The second time in the same episode, the writers were just forcing it at that point/April did that in front of Casey on purpose to make him jealous and you can’t change my mind. 

Her kissing him after Fugitoid fixed his bug sting, very random and very pointless. Like, why? What was the point of that happening??

I need to remind everyone who has come this far in reading my rant that I do think the concept of April x Donnie could work. Though I’m not a big fan of shipping April with ANY of the turtles, it can still work, but only if it’s done properly. 

Again, 2012 Apritello had great potential, it’s just the writers handle it so poorly. Honestly, Rise Apritello has more chemistry and potential to be the friends to lovers trope in a version where it is intended for them to only be best friends MORE than their 2012 counterpart where they are intended to be friends to lovers. 

You know what I wish the 2012 writers did? I wish the writers did a slow burn mixed with the friends to lovers trope. Basically, make them friends first, build from that, and have them slowly fall in love with each other over the course of the series. 

For me, I’d make it go like this:

S1 - Donnie and April are friends, but over the course of the season Donnie slowly begins to fall in love with April.

S2 - Donnie now has feelings for April, but he doens’t want to ruin his friendship with her. Also April is dating Casey.

S3 - Everyone knows Donnie likes April. Her and Casey eventually break up but stay friends. April finds out Donnie likes her and now it’s awkward between them.

S4 - Donnie and April both like each other now. They try hard to rekindle their friendship and try to go back to being just friends, but their hearts want something different. 

S5 - They finally confess and become a couple! Yay! Happy ending!

If you want to read the longer version of how I’d rewrite 2012 Apritello, you can check it out HERE

I want to thank everyone who has made it this far and has read my entire rant. Feel free to share your own thoughts on 2012 Apritello, but remember to be kind and respecful towards everyones opinion. 

#rant #rant post #its my opinion #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #nickelodeon #tmnt donatello #tmnt donnie #donatello hamato #april o'neil #tmnt april #apirtello

[romeoandjulietyouwish]

HI I'm so sorry everytime this au gets brought up I feel like my mind gets taken over by a mushroom disease with the one objective to weasel my way into ur inbox

the thing about keyleth waking up and not remembering where Vax is:( I don't know if she calls him, or post freak out remembers where he is, or maybe he left a sticky note on her phone reminding her he's not there right now. but imagine if she did call him and he tells her he's just at vexs, and how it hits her that she Forgot and she was so distressed and how that must feel when she tries so hard to fight through and hide it😭

and off topic ish it got me thinking about her struggling to sleep alone (I mean she already had a hard time being alone before the earthquake bur I imagine being isolated, in the dark and being Very hurt for a long time would only make it worse) but also during recovery how tired she is all the time cause of the meds and the stress of her body healing, pt, trying to work etc, maybe on some of the harder days she'll call percy and he'll come over and work while she sleeps beside him? let's be honest ontop of him:,) IM SORRY THAT GOT LONG OK BYE -crispy

@crispysnake get back here because I ADORE YOU

I imagine her calling him and him reminding her of where he is, and her face just falls and she wants to cry so fucking back but she doesn't want him to worry so she just laughs it off and apologizes. And she does have a little cry to herself.

I think that sometimes it is actually so nice to laugh about it. It takes a little bit for her to convince the others that it's fine to joke about her memory issues and it actually makes it easier not to take it as hard when she forgets something if they don't make a big deal of it and make a joke instead.

And Percy builds her a nightlight that makes it so much easier to sleep because when she wakes up, it's not dark. And I absolutely love everyone tag teaming it and making sure someone is staying with Keyleth during her recovery so she never wakes up alone.

#firefighter au #critical role #vox machina #lis makes hcs #vaxleth

[ungusthebungus]

Marry Me (Chrollo Lucilfer x F OC)

Rating: T

Fandom: HxH

Relationship: Chrollo Lucilfer x F OC

Characters: Chrollo Lucilfer, F OC

Additional Tags: Marriage Proposal, Yandere, Crazy, Abuse, Possessive Behavior

Summary:

Chrollo's been neglecting Annie for far too long.

Annie had enough of this. Chrollo had been gone for about a month now and she was regretting ever loving him in the first place. He never had time to take her on nice dates. Hell, even if he took her to a cheap, fast food restaurant, it’d be better than nothing. She gave him all of her love and he just crumpled it up into a little ball, throwing it into the trash so she could retrieve it and give it to him again. The cycle continued on and on. Well, she needed to put her foot down once and for all. Either he ditched the Spider or she left him for good.

She heard the door open and immediately felt his presence in the room. She heard him set something down on the bed, but she didn’t care at this point.

“I’m back from my mission.” When she didn’t reply, he continued, “I brought you some flowers.” At least he was trying, but why was he bothering to do this now?! He’s never gotten her flowers or really any type of gift, but now he wanted to? Too late, buddy.

“That’s great.” Annie replied sarcastically and crossed her arms, turning to face the open window. Leaves were blowing everywhere while the flowers swayed in the breeze. She’d rather watch this forever than deal with this shit right now. He noticed her sarcastic tone and reached for her arm, grabbing it tightly.

“Are you mad at me?” He asked. Really? Brilliant deduction, there! She rolled her eyes and finally looked him straight in the face. He had a slight pout to his face and if she wasn’t so mad at him, she would have found it absolutely adorable. However, now was not the time to praise him for his cute facial expressions.

“Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. You figure it out.” She huffed and tried to walk out the door. Chrollo grabbed her arm and held it tighter than before, causing her to yelp. He has never done this before and honestly, it was starting to frighten her.

“Give me a straight answer.” He demanded. When she didn’t respond quickly enough, he gripped her arm tighter and tighter until it was really starting to hurt and she couldn’t take the pain anymore.

“OUCH! Okay! Jeez, you didn’t need to squeeze my arm like a tube of toothpaste…” Annie finally told him what was bothering her and he just stood there with a blank expression. She heard him mutter something like ‘so that was it’ and took a small, black box out of his coat pocket. Oh no.

Please don’t do what she thought he was going to do. Please don’t...oh shit. He’s already down on one knee.

“Will you marry me?” He asked, giving her a slight smile. Oh gosh, he was so charming when he wanted to be. Yet she still couldn’t really let his other actions slide. He did try to break her freaking arm. Also, there were other matters to discuss.

“That depends. Would you abandon the Spider for me?” He let out a fake laugh and she pouted. Why wasn’t he taking this seriously?

“I would never do that…” Annie glared at him for saying this, “But, I’d gladly take you with me wherever we go.” She tried to back away from him once again, but his grip on her arm was pretty strong. Without warning, he forced the ring onto her hand and before she could object, he placed handcuffs on her.

Where did all of the strength she had go? It was time to fight back. She struggled, but he pushed her onto the bed, causing her head to collide with the headboard. As she faded into unconsciousness, she heard him utter one chilling sentence.

“It’s not like you had a choice in the matter, anyway.”

Note: Redo of an older fic. Please let me know if you want me to tag something.

#chrollo #chrollo lucilfer #hxh #hunter x hunter #chrollo x f oc #chrollo lucilfer x f oc

[boralogues]

Hello i have more two wuv headcannons :) this time it's how well the freaks can see (idk why i just thought of this) zubin- Because zube's hair is always covering his eyes he can't rlly see, so he relies on hearing a lot more. he can tell who's walking into/out of a room just by the sound their footsteps make. sometimes he parts his hair over one eye so he can look at ppl, especially meeting them for the first time (like seeing random ppl in the forest). sometimes his hair pokes his eyes so he has to brush it out the way before it inevitably falls back (i had a fringe that was exactly like this it sucked) joe- since half of joe's face is burned and he can't see out of one eye he uses glasses (those tiny oval ones in like, every photo ever) to help his normal eye work better. the normal eye is still a little bit fuzzy due to the burns, but the glasses cover that. rob- he's always crying so even when he isn't his eyes are all cloudy and wet. he wears his glasses but they don't do much due to how much he cries, and how cracked they are. andrew- andy lives in the forest like 99% of the time so he's gotten really used to the dark, to the point where he can see better when it's dark than light (basically semi-nightvision). he's developed a sensitivity to bright light so he wears a pair of stolen sunglasses if he's ever somewhere too bright (like if someone shone [is shone the right word? im in extended english i should know this] a flashlight near him) ross- since we still havent gotten any ross lore >:( (/j) i dont have much to work off of. im just gonna say he can see normally, just a little fuzzy due to injuries bora- also dont have much to work off. he has the best eyesight out of everyone. he pays reaaallly close attention to things. mostly his rats. (he can tell all of them apart by their fur, but he gives them little fabric bows or something so everyone knows which ones which) casey- i think in an older post (i think it was that fic someone wrote i forgor who) it mentioned casey falling and hitting his eye on a rock. so that eye is either completely or mostly blind. he wears an eyepatch over it bcs he finds it cool and practical. candi made him do a pirate voice while he was wearing it and that was one of few happy moments these freaky little guys have. its now a running joke between them steve- i think it was the first post/ask w him in it where the asker mentioned he could dilate his pupils like a cat so screw it. his eyes are exactly like cats. everyone thinks its cool and steve just nods cause he doesnt speak. candi- i think i already mentioned it but because of the scar over her eyes, everythings slightly blurry for her. she struggles with objects that are too far away, but it's nothing too severe. she's probably tried out the other's glasses/stolen ones from people in the forest and they might help a bit. but she doesnt want to take them when the others need them so she doesnt wear glasses (she probably put a pair of glasses on and was like. "wait why is everything in hd?")

AAAAAH YES ! need more headcanons about them that's just. Mundane stuff like this I adore it.

Zubins is. Scarily accurate this guy would be basing everything off of hearing shit that is too real

JOE W THE GLASSES YEEEEES OH MY GOD !!!!!!! AHGH I love that I must draw Joe w the glasses ... too real

Oh yeah Rob :(.. his glasses would be all cracked n broken and even rusty from the excess of tears ... sigh :(

Shone is the right word!! Andrew would absolutely be sensitive to light, he'd hiss like a cat if some random hiker flashed a flashlight in his direction, or even getting near a campfire hurts his eyes. I love the idea of him having some sunglasses so he can explore brighter areas with campfires/lights :>

I PROMISE ILL BE WRITING OUT SOME ROSS LORE SOON MY APOLOGIES.. I got that procrastination ADHD ... but yes I do think Ross would have the best vision out of all of them.

AWWW THE IDEA OF BORA PUTTING LITTLE BOWS N STUFF ON HIS RATS IS SOOOO Q_Q <3<3<3 LOVE THAT !! I think Bora would have pretty bad vision but he'd get Andrew to steal him some glasses... he'd definitely lose them and his rats would have to find them and bring them back to him 😭

CASEY. YES!!!!! CANDI AND CASEY JOKING ABT HIS EYEPATCH ... AND NOBODY ELSE GETTING THEIR INSIDE JOKE AUUGGJDHFHF <3

Steve eye dilation realness <3

HAHDHAHDHD YESS CANDI TRUTH !!! I love the idea of her stealing the others glasses / trying them on 😭 IMO I think the others wouldn't notice but Joe would definitely notice his glasses gone and he'd get frustrated...

I love these soo much I'm so sorry i replied so late... I read these a while back and smiled so big and these made me smile so big again :)) thank you <3 I promise Ross lore soon..

#two wuv #two wuv au #ask

[philosophicalparadox]

The difference a proper enclosure can make

Look at this adorable fuckin lizard. Look at it. It's too cute to bear. (On record we Think she's an Oaxacan Spiny/Club tailed Iguana. The person I got her from had no clue what species she is though. We assume female because most males are green, but honestly I have no idea).

First time she (they?) Have ever slept out in the open. Normally Skit is...well, skittish. Hence her name.

But ever since I upgraded her enclosure from a 20 gallon long (the only suitable tank i had at the time) to a 67 gallon tall, the difference has been literally day and night. I fully expected the ultra-neophobic iguana in her to freak the hell out being put in such a huge space - which in a lizard looks like hiding all the time, not eating, etc. but she's done precisely the opposite. Her appetite is bigger than ever and *fanfare noises* I actually have gotten her to eat from my hand! It hasn't even been a week since I moved her over - a very stressful affair in spite of my trying. Normally I use a critter keeper and trap her rather than grabbing so there's minimal contact. But it was too urgent to move her quickly so I had to use The Gloves, which she hates. Tail whipping, (which is why they are leather gloves, cause they don't call em spiny club tails for no reason) biting, hissing kind of hates.

But she got over it pretty quickly and within less than 24 hours was out and about and exploring. I've seen her tongue flick more in the last 3 days than I've seen in three months. (Tongue flicking = happy, curious iguana). She even copies me! If I tongue flick at her she will do it back.

The abrupt change in our relationship has caught me wildly off guard. She used to bolt from me, retreating to her hide as soon as I so much as walked in the room, and she outright refused to have anything to do with my hands (we think she was wild caught, her terror of hands was so severe when I first got her). Now she casually comes up to me (!) And doesnt even mind me moving my hands around her. She is suspicious of them still, and cautious about taking anything from them. But she will gladly eat wax worms from the tip of my finger - the ultimate incentiviser for anything that eats bugs. (And Yes, unlike green iguanas, these guys Do eat animals).

Idk why I'm sharing this here, I'm just so elated that progress has been made and utterly shocked by the abrupt change of its pace. I've had her three and a half months now and in spite of my expectations to the contrary she's thrived in her new set up.

This is what it looks like btw. It's too awkward to take a pic of the whole thing at once so I had to take two.

The hot side, where she likes to casually bask. Look at her sleeping right in the middle of the tank. Unbelievable for such a previously shy animal.

The cool side, with her favorite hide. (And turtle buddy, because it came with her and its important to include familiar objects in New environments) She has a network of burrows she's dug already from inside the hide - she's quite the excavator!

Im really happy with her now. If I wasn't sure I was keeping her before (I was just supposed to foster her until she got better) I definitely am now. The difference a proper setup can make!

#animals #iguanas #spiny tail iguanas #ctenosauria #progress #lizards #reptiles #cute reptiles #proper habitats

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Dark Forest Resident: Amberspark

Aliases / Nicknames: Cannibalistic Freak, Log Tom, Kit Eater, Dirt Eater Freak

Gender: demi-tom

Sexuality: bisexual

Family: unnamed mother, unnamed father

Other Relations: unnamed mentor

Clan: Streamclan

Rank: warrior

Characteristics:

Number of Victims: 3

Number of Murders: 3

Murder Method: biting, clawing, shaking

Known Victims: Fernkit, two unnamed warriors

Victim Profile: 

Cause of Death: neck slashed by Redear

Cautionary Tale: ??

Story:

Amberspark had a pretty normal kithood despite the trying to eat everything. His parents thought that his recklessness and desire to eat bigger creatures than him was just a weird kithood thing. They were wrong.

Once, as a very young apprentice, he went to the dirtplace and started chewing and licking some dirt. He thought that it tasted kind of bad, and as he was sticking out his tongue a warrior saw him and pounced.

It was Grayclaw, and the warrior dragged him to the stream by his scruff, shoved two rocks into his mouth, and then shoved him face-first into the deep end of the stream. Amberpaw had clawed at the warrior with his back paws. Grayclaw had responded by clawing at the young cat’s back, and didn’t stop until he presumably thought that the apprentice was dead. 

When he left, Amberpaw spit out the rocks, his lungs aching with the feeling of water in them. He thrashed, clawing his way to shore. 

He hurled so much water up, still barely coping with the agonizing stinging on his back.

He rushed to camp with water still dripping from his bloodied lip.

He grew up.

Once, he ate a foxcub in spite of the fact that he was not very good at hunting.

He killed and ate two warriors in the span of three moons.

He got it in his head to hunt a twoleg, thinking that because cats hated twolegs, that if he killed one, he would be adored by his Clan and allowed to go to gatherings. A quarter moon later, he found a twoleg kit.

He had cream fur on his head and blue eyes. The twoleg was just off the Clans’ territory. Better, he was alone. Amberspark ran towards him before he launched himself onto the twoleg’s arm. He clawed and bit it so hard that his hand started bleeding, but he wasn’t done yet. He clawed at the twoleg’s chest and bit him so hard that the tendons hidden beneath his skin showed, flesh splitting dangerously to strings. 

Once the twoleg realized he was without an arm, he screamed louder then he ever had before, alerting his parents. His parents screamed at Amberspark. Something silver glinted in the biggest one’s weird paws, and before Amberspark could react, a booming sound split the air, and instantly something else split his ear.

Amberspark bolted as the mother held the young kit and the father continued to show the silver object. Another boom sounded. Amberspark could feel the wind fly by him right before something hard and painfull crashed into his right front paw. His paw crunched awfully as he sprinted, bleeding and scared, back to camp.

For his horrible behaviour, he was confined to camp after treatment.

But his actions continued. 

He lured Daisykit to an open field under the premise of playing a ‘cat and mouse’ game, with Amberspark and Daisykit playing the respective parts. They played for a bit before Amberspark faced him head-on. He bit into the kit’s head, teeth piercing all the way down to the bone. He could only think about the fact that he had won.

He continued his meal in peace before disposing of the rest of the corpse in a log and returning to camp with a raccoon to...make sense of the blood stains.

Two moons later, the stence of rotten cat hit Redear while she was out on patrol, who just so happened to be the kit’s mother, racked with worry over her son’s sudden disappearance. She had spotted the log just off Streamclan’s territory, sniffing for mice, and was instead met with the unmistable albiet very mutilated corpse of her son.

A lot of his skull mushed near the right, where one eye was missing, his exposed rib-cage was full of squirming maggots. 

Redear had gasped in horror and started crying. She picked up the small corpse by the scruff of his neck. She dashed to camp and gently set the body on the ground. Most warriors vomited or ran in disgust except for two. She interrogated Robinfoot until he said that he was in camp when Daisykit went missing. This, Redear couldn’t deny, and Robinfoot walked away.

However, Amberspark remained. Redear screamed at him until he hyperventilated and backed away. She clawed at his neck and held him down before landing the final blow. He was buried in the hunting grounds by Redears and Silverstar.

Additional Information:

--Submission by @purplegr33n​

--He was a troublemaker as a kit

--He got away with his crimes mostly because nobody talked to him to ask about the deaths because nobody wanted to talk to him

--He’s reckless and thrill-seeking

--He’s kinda like lionblaze if he was more irritating and also cannibalistic

#wc #wcoc #warriorsoc #warriorcatsoc #cannibalism #child death #child murder #bugs #maggots #corpse #rotting corpse #dead body #dark forest #dark forest resident

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

WHY I HATE HAWK

why I hate Hawk: an essay/list

I hope this will provide suitable explaination as to why I will never write Hawk into any of my fanfics. (this is /j but also /srs but also /j)

     Hawk the pig is a character many SDS fans love. They claim that he's adorable, he's relatable, he's stupid in a cute way. These people are wrong. Hawk is a stupid character who only causes inconvenience at best and tragic events at worst, and as a fan and author I cannot fucking stand him. 

     Let's start with the minor stuff. Season 1, we're introduced to this pink menace as a pig Meliodas just found in the cellar he woke up in after the Sins were framed. He eats trash within the first minute we see him onscreen, and if that's not bad enough, is fucking allergic to personal space. Good lord, the pig cannot leave Meliodas alone to save his goddamn life. He's lucky Elizabeth thinks he's cute.     

     Which he's not, by the way- his eyes are too small and beady, his ears are just weird, and if his appearance is somewhat aesthetically appealing then his attitude and personality ruins it. 

     He's arrogant and cocky, which aren't bad character traits if there's development later in the arc, but Hawk only exists for plot convenience and has zero character depth other than being a little bitch.

     If anything could have redeemed him, it would have been his sacrifice at the end of s1 to save Elizabeth and Meliodas. It was sad, he had some good last words, I was sad when he died. But now he stays dead and the moral is to appreciate the people in your life who love you unconditionally, right? Wrong. He immediately comes back to life, and the moment is lost. Okay, but he learned a valuable lesson that even he is not indestructible and everyone has their own weaknesses, right? Wrong again! Absolutely nothing has changed about him, and these events are completely blown over for the sake of Hawk continuing to be a convenient plot device, only adding to the list of reasons why he is annoying as hell.

    Another reason related to season 1, tying back to his complete disregard for personal space, is every time we see him tie up Meliodas in his own bed. I don't think I have to say much more than that. It was fucked up. I can hear the comments now- Oh, but Rat, he was just trying to protect Elizabeth! It was a wholesome intention! Yeah, and I don't give a shit! Give Elizabeth some spine and make her put her foot down about the groping situation and set some boundaries. It would honestly be a really good development to her character (going from a crybaby people pleaser to an independent and decisive member of the team). Meliodas is too much of an epic simp not to listen to her, and he pays attention to whether she's not bothered by it- but that's a rant for another day. The point is that Hawk is messing with what is objectively the best couple in the show and stealing Elizabeth's chance for character development. Just because you don't have any doesn't mean you have to steal the chance from everyone else.

     Season 2, according to Netflix, is only 4 episodes long, so that is what I'll be referencing here. The first episode in this season is focused on Hawk causing problems, derailing the Sins' entire plan for the day by freaking out over absolutely nothing. Honestly, it's just pathetic. Of course Meliodas saves the day by turning it into a game, but without his quick thinking that could have made Elizabeth upset. Gods forbid Elizabeth is anxious.

     Season 3. Oh boy. Hawk literally only serves as an introduction to power levels this season, and doesn’t even do a good job of it. He just whines about how he has a power level of 3,000 (he doesn’t) and how everyone else is beneath him. Even when he finds out two/three of the sins have higher power levels than him (they all do. Elizabeth does. He’s not special), he somehow manages to backhandedly compliment them into boosting his own ego. The best thing he does this season is make the teams even during the pre-Vaizel fights, and even then just does absolutely jack shit to help Escanor. If you really squint, I guess you can kind of understand why Hawk might be necessary to hold Merlin’s Aldan so everyone can watch Meliodas vs. the Ten Commandments, until you remember it can literally fucking float. 

All Hawk does in this scene is state the obvious and make Elizabeth sad, which is grounds for immediate execution in my book. In the undetermined amount of time it takes for Meliodas to drag his ass back from Purgatory, Hawk only exists to give Elizabeth some semblance of company, but if I was her I don’t know if I would love to have a naive, self-centered bastard pig next to me who's only capable of talking about himself while I grieved my dead soulmate. I wouldn't be surprised if he was super insensitive about it too, and spouted some shit like 'rip to Meliodas, but I'm different'.

Finally, in season four, we get an answer as to why the viewers have had to put up with this balloon-shaped fucker for so long. Aside from being just incredibly unhelpful while the curse is activated, Hawk is revealed to be an instrument of the Demon King in spying on our protagonists. Talk about helicopter parenting. But other than a brief reaction and getting Ban into purgatory (see what I mean about plot convenience??? Merlin could have done that if she wanted to, she’s the most powerful mage in Brittania. Make Merlin absolutely OP 2k22.) Hawk is just… okay with this. Goes about his day as he usually does, fully aware that our beloved bitch-ass DK is hanging out behind his eyes. Does he just not care that he could be actively compromising the plan to rescue (ie. smack some fucking sense into) Meliodas by giving a 4k view of what’s going on behind enemy lines?

With 100% honesty, I don’t understand why people love Hawk so much. He’s selfish, straight up fucking ugly, and only exists for Nabaka to use as a scape-pig for his plot holes. Have some critical thinking skills dude, you can get more creative than that. Hawk also robs Elizabeth of her much-deserved character development at every given opportunity, and generally is just a burden after the new seasons. 0/10 character, drop this fucker immediately.

#hawk sds #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #nnt #/srs #/j #but also /srs #who wants pork i'm cooking bacon

[aetheternity]

i like hearing you talk about things so here's this: which characters do you think are underappreciated/not respected enough by the fan base? (besides the ones that you've made very clear of)

I've said it before and I'll say it again Xiao. I feel like a lot of people see him as some sort of hot object to project themselves onto either that or some kind of ship bait. I wish more people saw him as the beautiful character he is and yeah that's probably rich coming from someone who mostly posts Xiao when it's in relation to Aether but I truly do love his character as its own thing. I love how gentle he truly is despite his rough exterior. I love how socially awkward he is. I love it when he starts in on his old friends because it's the love he has for them still inside him showing. I love how dedicated he is to protecting Liyue and never takes credit for it. I wish he was a little less hard on himself and allowed himself to feel outside of his normal limits but yeah his karmic debt is scary and dangerous and he's always a little worried which makes sense because he's so so sensitive and it's really adorable 🥺 I wish I used him more but I truly hate his burst. Like HATE. I hate how annoying it is to use omg. But yeah he's so mischarcterized as like this hard ass dom and I'm like be serious he would cry the first time you tell him you love him 😭😭 I know you said besides the usual anon but like not enough people talk about Xiao as he is and not what the fandom has made him.

Qiqi 😭😭

My sweet little girl! She doesn't deserve literally any of the shit the fandom gives her. She's just a two hundred something year old little girl who wants to remember and live and dream. She told Traveler she wants to live with them till death. She's a really good healer even at C0 and she begs not to be buried again when she dies. She's way too cute. I wanna give her the world.

I think I've said before that Diluc deserves better. He's always called emo and stuck up but I have a secret love for Diluc. He's so caring and capable he immediately sought to help Venti without even being asked to. He loves Mondstadt so much he became rip off batman to protect it from evil. He used to own a turtle. He loves grape juice and hates wine despite being the owner of a tavern. He's just made fun of so much but he's such a unique and interesting character. I love his dark dealings and how he takes on the Fatui all on his own without asking for help and even when he knows it will ultimately do a lot of good for the Knights of Favonious he still helps out anyway. I'll never understand why people hate him so much. Mostly because I've never seen a Diluc hater explain why they hate him. It's always just "I hate Diluc." I don't get it.

Jean as well. She's so cute she is the only anemo female that I use on a consistent basis despite hating the mechanics of her burst. I hate how people simplify her to just being a woman obsessed with her job. Putting her in the same group as Ganyu and Kokomi like bitch Jean loves reading romance novels and projects onto the characters because she wants romance too! She used to own a turtle too! I am seriously so so happy that someone wrote that in Jean and Diluc are turtle twins. I hate that everyone forgets it's so freaking cute 😭. Jean literally had to take on a job that requires her to: make orders for groups of individuals on a daily basis, protect Mondstadt at all times including during fucking festivals, watch over K*ee and take care of the tiniest most ridiculous problems Mondstadt has to offer. Cause if Jean had been there she would've had to help Venti get his strings back and listen to Kaeya's demands. I probably missed some stuff she does on a daily but like yeah I think you get my point. I one thousand percent believe if Traveler weren't there and Jean just up and fainted again the whole city would be up in smoke in less than three hours. I don't think Jean deserves to be considered as nothing more than a hard working woman. Plus unlike Albedo with that little brat K*ee I one hundred percent believe Jean would hang out with Barbara all day if she could.

#cal answers #anon ask

[edward-lygma-ballz]

THE BATMAN MOVIE TIER LIST PART 2

2006- Batman Begins: Gosh this movie is so good if I'm not being biased this is objectively the best movie in the dark knight trilogy. One thing I will say is I wish Scarecrow had more scenes in the movie but I absolutely love the one scene where he does spray Falcone but I wish I could've seen more. This was peak Christian Bale looks wise and I realized this last night when I was watching the movie. The Ra's Al Ghul plot twist was actually surprising the first time I watched this movie. Alfred was peak overall just amazing. VICTOR ZSASZ MENTION!?! Side note we need more live action Victor Zsasz. I would have to say this movie is S tier.

2008- The Dark Knight: HEATH LEDGER WAS EMACULATE. I do agree that he's just a film bros wet dream for the joker BUT I still love it. This move produced multiple iconic memes just overall so freaking good. If you want my biased opinion this is they best movie in the dark knight trilogy. I can quote most of the Jokers lines by heart and I once watched this movie 3 times in one day. The two downfalls of this movie are Rachel and Two-face. (Refer to meme in pt1) Harvy himself is fine but Two-Face just ain't it chief yknow. And I know Rachel's thing is that she's not like scared of criminals and not scared to stand up for what's right but something that really gives me the ick is when in the penthouse scene during jokers schpeel she just stands and and says "alright, that's enough." Or something like that. Idk it's just like did you really think that was going to stop this insane man?? This movie is A tier as well.

2012- The Dark Knight Rises: If mid was a movie it would be this one. While I absolutely love Bane in this movie I can't stand Catwoman (which is really weird for me cause I usually love her, and I've tried loving her but I just can't.) It's not like a horrible movie it's just not fantabulous. C tier.

2016- Batman Versus Superman: I saw it when I came out in theaters then never watched it again. It was okay??? Idk not much input, I was more interested in the origins of the other members of the Justice League tbh. C tier.

2016- The Killing Joke: Did not like the first 30 minutes. This was the first time I'd ever seen an animated movie based on a comic and don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't to see batman and Barbara Gordon make out w/ implied sex on a rooftop. The first 30mins aren't in the original comic at all. Last half of the movie sticks to the source material almost entirely and it was executed greatly. A tier.

2018- The Lego Batman Movie: OH GOSH this movie is really good. I can watch it with kids when I babysit and we can both enjoy it. Witty remarks, Robin is absolutely adorable, REFRENCES BATMAN (1989) MULTIPLE TIMES!!! Joker isn't a complete dick to Harley. PEAK JOKER DESIGN!! No bad remarks. S teir.

2021- The Long Halloween Pt1 and Pt2: Loved these movies. Wished they made Sofia Falcone look more like Carmine like they did in the comic but her character was still great. I also wish they would've kept the catwoman suit the same as in the comic. Was very easy to sit through almost 3 hrs of movies. Harvy Dent was portrayed amazingly. Once again nothing bad to say about these movies. A tier.

2022- The Batman: I LOVE LOVE LOVE INCEL RIDDLER AMD BATMAN!! I love paul dano in general but God he was so good even though he only had like 15min of screentime throughout the 3hr movie. Zoë Kravitz fucking killed it as Catwoman. Can't forget #daddyoz literally amazing. "what's black and blue and dead all, over? yyyoOOUUU." Bussin soundtrack, got me back into Nirvana tbh. I love the casting for Carmine, wait no I take that back. I love the casting for the whole movie, it was absolutely spectacular 👌. S tier

Anyway that's all guys, if you want to hear my rankings for other movies just ask and I can put them all into a big post. I can put this into picture format if yall want to see it but I'm too lazy to do it rn.

#batman #batman begins #the dark knight #the dark knight rises #the killing joke #the lego batman movie #lego batman #batman the long halloween #the long halloween #the batman 2022 #the batman #tier list

[nifreti-ii]

My OC Rosamund, who's best friends with my other OC Tisiphone. I do plan to do an update for Tisi since her info has changed a little bit. Been a potato for a long while now but I'm better now lol :D

I adore the idea that when Rosamund and Damon first met, he was super freaked (basically panicking internally). But then they started to talk and he quickly realized that she was just a silly little fella. Rosa 100% would have asked for his phone number right there because she thought he smelled nice T^T (Not Rosa explaining to Tisi that he didn't give off 'bad vibes' i.e. not wanting to hurt her and so it's 'fiiiiiiine') This idiot also knows that Damon is stalking her but she just thinks he's such a sweetheart, so she doesn't care. (insert surprised Pikachu face when he kidnaps her smh)(she'd still try to hug him)

Fun facts

Is naturally silent and tends to scare people unintentionally.

Can't see in the light and uses the shadows to navigate during the day. 

Legally is considered blind (she enjoys driving through empty dark roads) 

Is rather crafty and the reason why Tisi enjoys crocheting.

Is squeamish when sees gore and freaks out when blood gets on clothes (she hates having to clean them)

Is suspicious of anyone who shows interest in her (past trauma) 

Considers herself Tisi's 'Emotional support bestie'

Loves walking through the woods at night

Tends to space out (Usually from information overload) 

Is always on edge around Tisi due to her urges

When excited she tends to bite, hug, and softly pinch the cause of it.

Ability- Awful shadows

Can 'see' the shadows of anything within a 45-meter radius

Can manipulate and shape shadows (e.i. making cups, scissors, moving objects, P̶i̶c̶k̶ s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ u̶p̶ a̶n̶d̶ t̶o̶s̶s̶ t̶h̶e̶m̶)

Can travel through shadows and store items away in them. 

Can heal from any wound. (decapitations result in her shadows fusing her head to her body)

Gets a flight or fight response the moment someone wants to hurt her. (When asleep, she immediately wakes up)

Naturally gives off bad vibes, which typically wear off once they interact with her. (animal-based Huevari are more affected)

Severely mentally unstable and the slightest violence makes her snap (someone jabbing their finger into her is enough to cause her to lash out)

Has constant night terrors

Poultry will make her deathly ill for a week, eggs with upset her stomach

Check out my Masterlist for my art and (limited) writing! :3

#digital art #yandere #my art #digital drawing #art #br0ken colors #broken colors oc #broken colors #brokencolors #br<3ken colors #yandere visual novel

[letoides]

Artemis: I don’t do love, love is for fools

Callisto: *exists*

Artemis:

Artemis: fuck

#artemis #callisto x artemis #hunters of artemis #lgbtq #queer #wlw pride #pride month #yes she knows deep down that she has feelings for callisto #no she will not be admitting it out loud under any circumstances #if her heart stutters whenever callisto so much as looks at her that’s for her and her alone to know #literally everyone gets butterflies when callisto does something cute #it’s just cause she’s objectively freaking adorable #artemis realizing that doesn’t mean anything so shut the hell up apollo #i wont say im in love #greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology memes #greek gods #classics #tagamemnon #pjo/hoo #artemis pjo #pjo headcanon #pjo incorrect quotes #toa #toa headcanons #incorrect toa quotes #trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos

[kira-fluff]

Heeey!

Saeyoung, Yoosung, Jumin and Zen reacting to to “hotel only one bed” trope ? ♥️

a/n: of course you can lovely! <3 *AHEM* Lemme just say this trope is ELITE and I will NEVER not love it // also, i’m writing it like it’s before they’re dating (OF COURSE) because I want it to be spicy (actually that’s the only thing that would make sense for this prompt but you get my point whatever). ALSO also I’m basing the fancy hotel off my stay at the Ritz Carlton (it was like $25,000 a night) because my grandma couldn’t manage money N E WAYSS. Also, if y’all could let me know whether you prefer Y/N to MC pls lmk k thx 

TW: drunk old lady w/no filter, gets pretty suggestive because I couldn’t help myself, an overbearing aunt, savage Italians, and loud hotel neighbor 

Note: omfg i accidentally made this so long oh well here’s yo present lmao 

“There’s only one bed” PT.1 PT.2

- 

Saeyoung 

Getaway missions are mad cool until you can’t sleep 

When you finally neared the parking entrance to your hotel you were SO looking forward to taking a nice hot shower before shimming into the covers of your crisp, (clean, you hoped) sheets. 

It was past 3AM when Saeyoung finally drove his elegant vehicular device (because what other word is there for it) into a secured parking space 

“Because I don’t trust those shady valets, y/n.” 

“Whatever you say, Seven”, you replied groggily. 

You hauled ass up to the front desk, then to the elevator of the exquisite hotel you were staying at

not that you cared 

because S L E E P 

but Saeyoung likes to quote Jurassic Park (because of course he does) like “I spare no expense, y/n” 

“I’m too tired to laugh” 

*gASP* 

“Not everyone naturally stays up until the early morning light before going to sleep.” 

“It really should become a thing, it’s honestly very iconic of me.” (it’s not)

By the time your conversation ended you were glad to see your hotel number and a little key card slot. 

Saeyoung made a show of sticking the key card in like a spy or something 

it was funny for normal y/n but not for tired y/n 

“Here’s your room, M’lady.” 

He held the door open to your room as you looked around the room 

a large, lush bed set before a ginormous flat screen TV with complimentary expensive chocolates laid before you as well as complimentary take-home elegant towels and slippers. 

suddenly, you heard a knock on the door 

blinking in confusion, you opened to see it was Saeyoung 

“Um.. hey! What’s up?” 

Saeyoung looked a bit bewildered himself before saying, 

“Hey, so, I realized my key card was the same room number as yours and I was like ‘That’s weird!’ so I called the front desk who verified that I had placed a reservation for one room, not two, so I hacked into their system to see what went wrong and if I could change it but it looks like they’re completely booked and I think I had made the reservation before I knew that you had to come along and I’m so sorry” 

he was breathless after the mouthful he just gave you 

As it was 3AM a drunk, old woman was tripping her way to her room and shouted much louder than she should at 3AM, “Kiss her already n’ fuck, ya youngin’s!” 

Saeyoung’s hair now matched his face :) 

His ears were tipped bright red before coughing awkwardly 

“I can sleep on the ground. I’ve done it plenty of times, it’s actually pretty comfy.” 

“Um, Sev’ I’m not going to make you just sleep on the floor. If you want--” 

“You’re not making me, y/n, I want to do this” 

“Actually I think I’ll sleep on the floor, I sleep a lot better on the ground”, you fibbed. 

“You’re sleeping on that big ass bed.” 

“No you are.” 

“If you don’t listen I’ll sleep in the bath tub instead of the floor.” 

“Then I’LL sleep outside the room!” 

“LIKE HELL YOU WILL!” 

“WATCH ME” 

the phone rang, a worker politely asking you to quiet a bit down because even with your luxurious privacy walls, guests could still hear you arguing. 

Saeyoung began whisper shouting, “Guess that settles it.” 

he plopped on the ground, fake snoring with his arm as a pillow

you sighed 

“Fine, if neither of us are going to agree to this then we are both going to sleep in this bed.” 

Saeyoung blushed lightly at your boldness, a tad worried you’d find him creepy or weird

You started again, beginning to undress a little, causing Seven to yelp in panic and turn around immediately, shielding his eyes,

Now in your tank top and your leggings you’d been wearing under sweatpants and a t-shirt, you said, “I’m gonna go take a quick shower and go to bed. I’m so tired.” 

Seven turned around only when he’d heard the bathroom door shut 

he sighed, What am I going to do with this girl. 

By the time you’d come out of the bathroom, drying your wet hair, Seven was lying on the bed, clad in casual t-shirt and jeans. 

“Come on, Saeyoung, you have comfy clothes! It’s okay, change! I’m done in the bathroom now.” 

“Nah, this is fine.” This was not fine. Saeyoung was out of his area of expertise of expecting the unexpected because God you were so unpredictable. 

“Please” you jutted out your bottom lip in a little pout, being sure to make eye contact with him 

Something glowered in his eyes for a split second before he half-smiled saying, “Ah, little Y/n, you know I can’t say no to you when you go all sad on me.” 

He stepped into the bathroom to change, but let’s be honest. He was freaking the fuck out. 

he covered his flushed face, changing into his soft sweatpants and a cozy sweatshirt. he was scared 

the more comfortable he became the more likely he’d accidentally get closer to you and then you’d freak out because you’d hear the sound of his heart beat like it’s a fucking rave concert and then you’d be weirded forever and quite possibly never talk to him again

but on the outside, he stepped out of the bathroom, whipping his phone out with a huge smirk saying, “Smile” 

you threw up a peace sign with your tongue sticking out 

he laughed before sending it to the RFA chat 

707: Sleepover lolol [see attachment]

immediately both your phones blew up with buzzes of notifications from the chat 

you laughed lightly, brushing a stray hair from your face to tuck it behind your ear 

this was gonna be a long night for Seven. 

Zen: UGH get away from her!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!

Jumin: Maybe you should learn to type first. 

Zen: shut it cat freak

Zen: seven answer 

Zen: hey 

Zen: y/n, text “qwerty” if you’re in any kind of danger 

Jumin: What a strange code. 

You: qwerty :(

707: lololololol

Zen: !!!!!

Zen: ASJDHKJFASHFKJA 

Jumin: -_- 

Zen: WE NEED A CAR, NO A HELICOPTER im omw!! 

You: just kidding <3 i’m fine you guys 

707: lololol 

Jumin: Have a bit more faith in your subordinates, Zen. 

You closed the chat and muted your phone, expecting the incoming argument that was quickly to ensue. 

You patted the bed lightly, ushering Saeyoung to lie down next to you. 

He obliged, though he politely laid at the far edge of the left side of the bed. 

You yawned before shutting the light off and whispering a “good night”. 

Saeyoung glanced at the clock. 4AM. Only 15 minutes had passed. You were breathing softly in your sleep within the 10 minutes after you’d said goodnight and here he was still awake. 

You suddenly tousled in your sleep, and Saeyoung raised his head, whispering a soft, “Did I wake you up?” 

You replied with a soft moan before abruptly turning left onto his corner of the bed and grabbing for the first thing you’d felt -- his torso. 

Saeyoung’s breath hitched as he felt you exploring the new found “object”, running your fingers up and down his torso and nearing dangerous areas below 

Saeyoung whisper-shouted, “What are you doing?” 

He leaned closer to hear your reply, but your only answer was more soft little snores 

Saeyoung sighed, trying to lightly grab your wrists without waking you up, and directing toward yourself

no matter how hard he’d try, your arms kept finding his own

your nails would softly ghost over his chest or neck, causing him to shiver and blush profusely 

again, he sighed, trying his hardest not to give into your sleepy state 

until you broke him with a soft utterance, “Sae....young..” 

Saeyoung’s eyes widened to the size of saucers before he dared to look down at you, your hair curling on the bed every which-way.. your mouth slightly agap... 

he groaned, his brows furrowed and his eyes shut

at last he slunk his arms around your torso, being sure to respectfully keep them high around your waist 

he buried his face in the crook of your neck to subconsciously try to hide his ever growing blush (and erection) 

I don’t know how much longer I can keep doing this ‘friend’ thing when you’re driving me this crazy, y/n.

You awoke to a sleeping Saeyoung, his toned arms enveloping your small body in a hug

shamelessly, you laid still for a few moments longer. 

Yoosung 

this bean is lonely uwu

so when he’d invited to you go with him on a trip his uncle had paid for, you felt bad saying “yes” because it’s a paid trip!! 

until he begged you because his cousin Chaewon would be there and he was always really pushy and borderline a huge fuck boi 

so you conceded 

but hey free trip for the both of you minus shitty family gatherings with no one you know, right?! 

you hope there’s at least one dog. and alcohol. 

dog + alcohol at a party = an actual fun fucking time 

you were glad Yoosung was there with you because he honestly couldn’t agree with you more 

You opened your beach-side resort room to find there’s only one bed. 

Yoosung blanched and quickly dialed his auntie, who’d made the resort reservations

“Ah...hi auntie! Um, how come there isn’t a separate room for me and y/n?” 

his aunt cackled into the phone, “Aren’t you an old fashioned little gentlemen!!! Awe~~~ you’ve grown up to be such a good boy! <3 Well don’t worry, I won’t say a word to my sister or your pops. Enjoy the time you have with your adorable girlfriend and get it on a little!! I’ve got condoms if ya need ‘em honey~~ Remember dearie, when the shlong is not covered, the child support better be.” 

Yoosung hurriedly hung up the phone, his face completely red, praying you hadn’t heard the conversation that’d just ensued. 

You did 

but you smile and say, “So.. what’d they say?” 

He cleared his throat before saying, “Well, --err.. Basically there’s been a little mishap. B-but don’t worry!! I can just ask Chaewon if I can spend the night in his room.” 

“Didn’t you say he leaves a sock on the door handle every time--”

“YES but I want you to be comfortable, okay! It’s really not a big deal.” 

You shyly smiled while looking down before softly saying, “You can sleep with me.” 

Yoosung’s eyes widened and you quickly looked up, your face flushing to a deep crimson 

“I-I-I meant in the bed!!! With me. We can lie together. In the bed---- I mean we--” 

Yoosung could practically see the steam coming out of your ears and the room felt a LOT hotter 

“S-sure! Sounds great.” he had a feeling if you didn’t agree you’d end up embarrassing yourself further.. and he didn’t want you to feel bad. And he didn’t want those thoughts circulating his mind again. 

“Alright, so I’m going to hop in the shower, y/n... unless you want to go first?”

Gulping down some complimentary water you’d found in the hotel mini fridge, you quickly replied with a shake of your head. 

Nodding, Yoosung make quick work of washing his hair and trying to give himself a pep talk before he would be sleeping next to you. 

Thankful for the big size of the resort bed, you climbed under the covers, already beginning to feel sleep take you 

When Yoosung had at last dried himself off and walked out to the bed area of the resort room, he gazed at how small you looked, hugging a soft pillow in your arms, your eyes fluttered shut 

He looked away, feeling like a creep. 

He shut off the light after making a call to the resort staff to wake him up at 8AM as directed by his uncle’s itinerary

He slid under the covers, shoving a pillow in between the two of you as a little border to separate the two of you 

it wasn’t until further in the night when Yoosung had felt a jolt and he looked up in panic, through the blackness recognizing the pillow-border had been cast onto the ground 

and even more noticeably, your leg was swung over his hip, your body flush to his own 

your arms were snaked around his neck

he felt like he could feel every inch of you

your soft breath just below his ear 

your soft .. er.. chest... against his torso 

your stomach and .. the rest of it... against his own 

Yoosung could not breathe

like someone actually help this man for he is losing oxygen by the minute 

He squeezed his eyes shut and make the executive decision to wait it out til morning 

he was terrified that if he’d move you, you’d wake up and see just how much you affect him. 

And so, when the phone rang that morning, you’d startled, looking up to see your tangled limbs lying on top of his own

“oH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY YOOSUNG UGH IT’S A HABIT OF MINE AHAHHSAHDAJSHS” 

he looked at you with eyes that had noticeable circles under them (darker than even after his LOLOL gaming) 

“you look like you didn’t sleep much.... --- Is it because of me!? Oh my god I’m so sorry you should’ve just shoved me off or something seriously I didn’t mean to do it on purpose, honest!!” 

“N-no, no it’s really not!! I promise!!” He tried his best to grin, though it probably looked like a grimace, because the next thing you said was, “I’ll make it up to you” 

“You don’t need to do that. Really, I liked it.” 

It took a moment for him to realize what he just said. 

“I-I mean I like you! I mean I liked sleeping with you!!! I mean--!!” 

Yoosung was quickly spinning circles in his mind 

you couldn’t help the little giggle that came out of your mouth, “I guess we’re pretty similar, huh?” 

Yoosung smiled lightly, “Yeah, guess so.” 

You walked out together toward the breakfast area of the resort

“Hey”, you started, “Is.. Did you mean what you said? About liking me?” 

Yoosung glanced away, taking a deep breath before saying, “Yeah, yeah I did. I really like you.” 

You couldn’t hold back the big ol’ smile that took over your face as you proudly declared, “Me too!!” 

Right when Yoosung was going to go in for a kiss, he saw his auntie suddenly right next to the both of you 

“Oh my GOD when did you get here?!” 

She smirked, “My question first, dearie, what did you two like?” 

Neither of you answered, your cheeks growing red 

“You know, the first time your uncle did it with me I felt the same way. Like, what a man! Must run in the fam--” 

“OKAY! THANK YOU FOR THAT AUNTIE BUT BREAKFAST IS CALLING MY NAME MM SMELLS GOOD SEE YOU LATER.” 

Your blush didn’t leave you as you smeared strawberry cream cheese on your toasted bagel 

This trip was going to be very VERY difficult. Thank God there was alcohol. And Yoosung. And probably dogs. And Yoosung. 

Yeah. 

Gotta love relatives. 

Jumin 

You received a call from a stern voice you didn’t recognize

<<“Hello. This is Mr. Han’s chauffeur. I’m approximately 6.3 miles away from your residence. Do not worry about clothes or other necessities. All will be provided for you.”>>

“Uh.. thanks? Where....?” 

<<“Mr. Han has invited you to join him on his stay at the Ppalgan Vineyard Estates. Have you not received the notification?”>>

You glanced at your phone, seeing two unread messages on your phone. 

You read them, feeling bad you hadn’t seen them before. 

“Yes, yes of course. Thank you. Tell him I said thank you. Are you sure it’s okay for me to attend?” 

<<“Miss Y/L/N, Mr. Han gave me specific instructions to assure you would be able to come with him. I have been ordered to give 2 minute updates following your being picked up. I can assure you, it is his utmost wish that you join him this weekend. I’d be honored to thank him on your behalf, though I feel it would mean much more to him if you said it to him rather than me.” >>

“You’re right, thank you. And thanks for driving me. And for all the other stuff you said”, you replied nervously. 

<<”There is no need to thank me, Miss. I am glad to serve Mr. Han in anyway I can.”>>

The call hung up before you could spout out more thank yous 

you phone buzzed, startling you. 

you clicked the notification

<<(XXX-XXX-XXXX HAN COMPANIES) I’ve arrived at your residence. Let me know if there is anything I can carry for you. Sent 13:52>>

You quickly texted a reply of gratitude before rushing down the stairs out of your apartment, not wanting to make Jumin’s chauffeur wait. 

“Good to see you Miss Y/L/N. Is there anything I can get you? I have been given orders to purchase anything you may want or need on our way to the airport.” 

He quickly texted something on his phone, presumably a text to Jumin about your safe arrival to his limo.

“A-airport? You mean, like, flying? Are you sure I don’t need my wallet? It’s not too late for me to go grab it, right? I have my debit card on my phone too, otherwise.” 

“Miss Y/L/N you are not to spent a single won on this vacation. All is paid for.” 

“But my clothes... I don’t want Jumin to have to pay for all new things!!” 

"I assure you, money is not something Mr. Han wishes for you to be concerned with.” 

You’d stayed silent at that, feeling bad that you’d already bothered the poor man who’d just been ordered to drive you, not reassure you of Jumin’s financial affairs. 

You grew quiet, looking out the window as trees, streets, and cars zoomed past you. 

“If you so wish, there are numerous meals options in the compartments below the seats as well as alcohol, carbonated beverages and iced water glasses. You are, of course, welcome to any of these. Please do not hesitate to notify me if there is something you’d like instead. We’d glad to make it a regular option in all of our limousines.” 

You flushed, embarrassed at the amount of power Jumin’s words, and effectively, your own seemed to have on the entire Han Conglomerate as a whole. You laughed a little, it was funny thinking to yourself that you had so much power as to decide snack options for Jumin’s cars. 

Jumin was extra like that, he always went above and beyond to make you comfortable. You loved that about him. It made you feel a little spoiled, so you instinctively rejected most offers at things that seemed to further complicate his worker’s duties. 

You had no idea that when the chauffeur had said airport he meant the Han Private Airway Transportation Zone. 

As in... private jet. 

It was hard not to feel like you were in a whole different world. 

Not that Jumin treated you that way... but it was hard not to notice! 

You bowed in thanks to the driver before hastily finding your way to the nearest man standing in another black suit, his hands folded together in front of him. 

As soon as you uttered your name, his whole demeanor changed and he instantly had gone from cool and collected to humble and overwhelmingly kind. 

He’d quickly made his way to the boarding area, escorting you to the jet before leaving you at a polite distance way from Jumin who’d been looking at you from the moment you’d entered the aircraft. 

His eyes searched your own as you’d yet to discover his presence 

He couldn’t help but rake his eyes up and down your body, admiring the way you could look just in anything. 

He at last saw you searching the spacious cabin, at last laying eyes on him. 

His heart pounded faster, as if your noticing him made his heart leap in joy

You looked relieved and smiled, running over to him and sitting down next to him 

“Hi Jumin!! Oh, should I be calling you Mr. Han? That’s what your chauffeur called you.. sorry if that’s what I should’ve been addressing you as!!” 

His deep voice rumbled in your ear, causing you to shudder, “Jumin is fine.” 

You gazed up at him through your lashes, noticing the way his perfectly tailored vest made him look so... well... for lack of better word...hot. 

“Wow. You look...” Your eyes moved from his hair, to his face, to his neck, to his torso, slowly to his groin, to his legs... before you realized what you’d been doing and quickly your eyes shot up again. 

You bit your lip, “You look nice.” 

“Nice?” 

You laughed shyly, and slightly (embarrassingly) breathless, “Yeah. Yeah you do. Nice.” 

Jumin couldn’t help the sly smile he’d been holding back before replying, “You look beautiful.” 

You flushed and looked down, squirming in your seat a little before looking at him once more, offering a small, “..thank you..” 

After a few minutes of silence, you’d decided to change the subject, chattering on about how you wondered what this mysterious vacation would hold 

Jumin couldn’t help is concentration half on every word you were saying, but also your lips. Slowly licking his own, he nodded along when you’d gotten especially enthusiastic, grinning slightly when you’d gotten so excited you’d leapt out of your luxury seat. 

Within a half hour of the trip to your destination in Italy, Jumin had trouble concentrating on much else. 

Get it together, Jumin, you’re not some fool like Zen. 

It’d gotten worse the more you’d leaned further in your seat, your chest becoming slightly exposed

he covered his mouth with a hand, opting for looking out one of the many windows of the jet. 

You’d always caught his attention and made him lose his focus -- something he’d never lost before he met you 

He blamed the strawberry sent that you’d always carried with you 

He wasn’t much for expensive, faux perfume that so many of his father’s skanks would wear... it was like no other. 

After a few hours of grueling torture on your part (though you hadn’t know every single time you’d grabbed his hand or arm it’d sent his heart on a sky dive) Jumin was glad to have arrived in the gorgeous Italian acreage of the countryside. 

It was even more beautiful at the dusk of night, you’d decided 

Immediately a shiny vehicle pulled up, ready to transport you and Jumin to the estate you were to be residing in for the weekend. 

Upon pulling into the culdesac, you almost scoffed at the word “estate” -- it was more of a country in and of itself, land stretched beyond what you could see 

The mansion itself stood on pillars and high, Gothic windows. 

Inside, flying buttresses decorated the building, giving it an elegant and aged ambiance that you just adored 

“It’s so beautiful.” 

He smiled at you then, watching you take in the wonders he’d realized he took for granted. 

He was then directed to a double-door entrance way, “Your room, Mr. Han, Miss Y/L/N.” 

“Separate, correct?” 

The man stood in surprise, looking slightly aghast, “T-they never specified such details.” 

“Contact them immediately to confirm. I’ll work it out from there.” 

“Yes, Mr. Han.” From there, the man scurried away to contact the head of the estate. 

After a few moments, he returned, “The Rossi Conglomerate had assumed that you’d brought your fiance with you.” 

“Did you mention I don’t have one?” 

“Y-yes, of course! But, Mr. Han, your father--”

Jumin sighed, “I’ll take care of it.” with a wave of his hand, the man was gone 

You thanked him on his way out. 

Jumin looked at you, searching for a reaction of displeasure or worry

When he didn’t find one, he began, “I was notified the Rossi had booked their other estates to their American investors. My being here is a formality, but it is business. It would be a great discourtesy to demand--” 

You smiled reassuringly, “Jumin, don’t worry about it.. we’ll share the bed, okay?” You held your hand in his own, rubbing soothing circles on his knuckles. 

Jumin looked at you, choking on his spit slightly. 

“Y/N you do understand that--” 

“It’s fine, Jumin!! It’s late already, I’ll just put up my hair.. and.. do you know where the night clothes would be?” 

He watched as you fixed a bobby pin between your teeth before running your fingers through your hair, watching as you arched your back to-- 

“Jumin? ...you don’t know?” 

He cleared his throat, looking away, pink dusting his cheeks

“Bathroom.” 

You thanked him, unaware of his watchful eyes 

It had been a few seconds since you’d entered the bathroom before he heard a loud and alarmed, “..UM....JUMIN...?!” 

He’d quickly made his way into the bathroom

“What’s wro--” 

He looked and laying on the long granite island of the large bathroom was a silky set of lingerie as well as a note in Italian you couldn’t read. 

Jumin’s words stopped dead on his lips as he stared at you, then the silky underwear set, you, silky underwear, you.......silky underwear. 

On the outside, Jumin liked to think he came off as calm and collected, saying, “I can get you something else to wear.” 

But when he’d made it two steps out of the bathroom he had a little collision. And by collision, I mean his face.. and the wall. 

He looked in every drawer, finding nothing. He presumed clothes would be delivered as specified. But it was late already.. their servants are dismissed, only the protective guards surrounded the inside and outside of the estate.. explaining the situation to them didn’t seem very promising. 

Of course you were kicking yourself, before you’d found their little....gift... you’d cast your days clothes into the washer. They were probably soaked by now. 

Maybe I could use a hair dryer...? Or I could stuff them in the dryer?? 

Either way you’d be without clothes for.. too long. 

And nothing would be greater punishment then showing all that in front of the man you had completely fallen for... 

You heard a knock on the bathroom door. You listened from inside. 

“Hey, I, uh, couldn’t find anything. Do you think you could wear your clothes from today?” 

You whimpered, on the verge of tears, “I already put it in the washer!” 

He knocked again, “Can I hand you something?”, he asked, undoing the buttons of his formal shirt. 

“C-close your eyes!” 

Jumin chuckled darkly before covering his eyes and handing her his collared shirt 

“I’d give you the pants, too, but I don’t think they’d really fit you. Could you look at what they’d provided for me? Maybe slip on something from mine.” 

“N-no! That’d be even worse for me!! .. and you!” You blushed again imagining him half naked

You hurriedly shuffled through the drawers, but to no avail. 

You gulped, slipping on the lingerie to ensure that maybe something would be covered before buttoning Jumin’s formal shirt on you as well. 

it was so big it didn’t leave much for the imagination 

but you decided through a 10 minute pep talk that you’d suck it up and try your best to make his shirt into a night gown. 

You at last stepped out of the bathroom, Jumin’s head shooting toward the sudden noise before taking you in 

He could scarcely breathe, much less come up with a coherent sentence 

you were in his shirt... 

with barely any clothes on underneath

and you looked up at him shyly, biting your lip a little 

drawing even more attention to your lips 

Jumin had to stifle a groan, opting to head to the bathroom to change

After splashing some cold water on his face in a poor attempt to get his head out of the gutter, he quickly got on his pjs 

after you both were ready for bed, Jumin sat on the bed, opening a small novel he’d been enjoying, Anthem.  

His attention was immediately diverted from the dystopian fiction when he saw you were stretching

His shirt rode up high as he took in the way the lingerie perfect accentuated your curves, though it didn’t cover much below the waist 

Noticing your folly, your eyes widened in shock before you immediately put your hands down

which, just your luck, made it all worse. 

the sudden movement disheveled the shirt, causing it to ride down completely on one side, openly displaying the soft brassiere beneath it 

Jumin slammed his book so hard it left an echo in the large room. 

Great. He couldn’t even make it look like his book was suddenly unbelievably interesting that he just so happened to not take notice of the obvious sight before him.

You blanched, feeling a breeze along your shoulder, gasping before running to your side of the bed and pretending you don’t exist anymore 

Meanwhile Jumin is in a  c r i s i s 

In the most eloquent of words, his mind said holy fucking motherfucking shit oh my God fuck fuck fuck AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh my god shit shit shit fuck shit sdfasodjgiajsidogjosdg MALFUNCTION!! WARNING!!!! RUN BITCH!!! 

But Jumin didn’t run

because mama ain’t raise no bitch 

but also because if he stood up it would be blatantly obvious that he had-- 

Stop thinking about it, Jumin.

He tried to redirect his mind to his 5 senses, a grounding technique he’d learned when he got too anxious when he was younger 

But sight seemed to dominate it as his mind replayed your facial expressions, the way your hands awkwardly tried to cover yourself up, the way you looked the way he’d take it all off--- 

Oh God. I’m deep in shit. 

He had never been so pissed at himself... and embarrassed. 

He looked over at you, a horrible decision, really. 

You were still awake, your face was redder than the strawberry sent that adorned you 

“s-sorry..” you whispered, willing yourself to try to forget, “pretend that never happened..” 

Jumin was practically feral and you were saying it never happened? 

Jumin couldn’t just pretend he didn’t just see a fucking goddess 

but he would for you 

“..........pretend what never happened?” 

You sighed, a small smile on your face as you quickly turned to thank him 

but he was a LOT closer than you imagined 

he was propped up on one elbow, looking down at you, his head slightly angled. 

And suddenly your faces weren’t so far apart.

And you couldn’t help but slowly close your eyes 

Jumin felt confusion when you’d done this

he can be a bit of a pea brain, so he of course said, “I’m sure you’re very tired.” 

He shut off the light, reaching over you 

You held back the big frown you’d gotten when you realized he’d rejected you 

unbeknownst to you that it took everything in him, from the moment he’d saw you in the jet cabin, not to scoop you up in his arms and make out with you the whole way there. 

Zen 

Was Zen going to invite you to his own fucking tour? 

Of course he was 

he liked flexing his connections 

and most of all, showing you just how much he cared about you 

and loved you

but not the love part because God if you ever found out Zen might jump into the nearest body of water and never return 

not that he didn’t have any confidence

he has lots of it 

but it all kind of disintegrates when he gets to talking about his real feelings

But come on, it was blatantly obvious to anyone who had heckin eyes 

or ears 

or just any functioning body 

the way he’d try to subtly throw an arm over your shoulder 

or he’d lean in whenever you spoke 

or the way he’d readjust his posture when you walked into a room 

or the way everyone caught him staring 

like anytime you weren’t looking 

or when you are looking because he is “built different” 

So the limo ride to the fancy hotel he was to stay at was something that had him looking forward to the tour, but also dreading it 

you’d sat close to him in the limo because his agent and other workers were sitting along with him. 

So close that your ass got pushed further and further onto his lap

because damn where the fuck are we and why are there so many goddamn potholes 

Zen tried to steady you by firmly grabbing your hips 

which was NOT the move 

because now that you were firmly set on his lap, every bump felt like a fucking war against his hormones. 

Like a gentleman, he quickly opted to seat you next to him, not wanting you to feel embarrassed 

still, he could feel you being pulled closer to him with every long turn the limo made or every bump or abrupt stop 

and it was torture. 

like this man is sweating 

but by some miracle you arrive at the hotel in one piece! Yay! 

but Zen’s soul has left his body~~ 

so you get set up 

You open the room, “Look, Zen! This bed is HUGE!!”, you ran over to it and plopped your face onto the sheets

He chuckled, watching you act like a little kid excited about a hotel for the first time 

his brows furrowed when he realized there was no door separator between your rooms 

He immediately called the front desk 

all you could over hear was “No, there seems to be some kind of mistake” 

and “I reserved two rooms -- conjoined” 

“Alright, ok. Thanks.” and then he hung up. 

“So..” he sighed, “They can’t get another room because they’re completely booked. Someone must’ve recognized the limo and lots of fans immediately bought up all the rooms in hopes of seeing me.”

“It’s alright Zen! I can ask to switch with your agent or something!!” 

“NO!” Zen said a little too loudly. “No. Um, look it would be bad because he’s a man.” 

“Your a dude, too, Zen.” 

“I-- yeah, but that’s different because I’m a guy you can trust.” 

“True..”

“So I’ll sleep on the couch, ‘kay?” 

“Zen, no! You need your beauty sleep to be ready for your performance tomorrow!!!” 

“It’s alright, really!”

“I’ll sleep on the couch!” 

“Like hell you will.” 

“Please :(”

“Y/N, seriously--” 

“Then how about this! You and I just sleep in the same bed!” 

Ever the dramatic soul, Zen gasped with his palm over his heart “How SCANDALOUS!” 

“Aren’t you supposed to be Mr. Playboy?”

“Only for you, baby”, he winked. 

You stuttered, “T-that’s not funny! Seriously don’t make it weird you horn- dog!” 

He threw his head back in laughter, “Horn-dog?! I thought you said you trusted me!” 

“Not when you’re obviously thinking about doing this and that to me!!” 

“Doing this and tha---Hey! Who do you think I am?!”

There was suddenly a loud bang on the wall and a burly man shouted, “GO TO FUCKIN’ SLEEP YOU OBNOXIOUS, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LITTLE SHITS!”

You smirked, holding in a laugh saying, “Sounds like your fans are getting jealous.” 

Zen’s mouth dropped and you began laughing hysterically 

“T-that was like a 60 year old man!” 

“I’M 42 YOU LITTLE SHIT” 

You fell back on the bed, laughing louder 

Zen shouted back, ��WELL EXCUSE ME, SEXY, 42 YEAR OLD MAN” 

There was silence before a harsh knock sounded at your door 

All Zen’s bravado disintegrated and he made a dash for the bed, whispering loudly for you to “Turn off the fuckin’ lights, turn off the fuckin’ lights!” 

You stifled more giggles rising up to your throat as you clicked off the light, making sure the room was locked, and climbed into bed

you breathed out your last laughs, sighing to yourself contentedly before noticing the close proximity you were to Zen 

You stared at each other for a long moment 

You leaned in closer 

Zen placed a palm on your cheek, gently cupping it

he softly whispered, “Can I kiss you?” 

You answered by harshly connecting your lips

The two of you feeding off each other’s oxygen as Zen bit your lip, causing you to gasp and open your mouth to make way for his tongue 

you whimpered, feeling faint from lack of oxygen

the two of you parted, out of breath 

Zen wanted to say something smooth like “I’ve always wanted to do that.” 

but instead he said “I’ve always wanted to do you.” 

He mentally smacked his head, blaming the lack of oxygen for his stupidity

But you smirked up at him coyly, replying, “Then why don’t you?” 

Um yeah rip your hotel neighbor he will literally hate both of you so much 

I had honestly SO MUCH FUN writing this!! Let me know if you want, like, a part two to this. I think I’d just be so fun lol

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